Prev >>204555078Root beer edition
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Root beer tastes vile, now dandelion and burdock on the other hand is delicious
how about root beer flavoured gape juice
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
>>204562205Are you Turkish?
Why is Canada a different country from the US
>>204562250No
>>204562254Because the Americans repeatedly lost wars trying to conquer Canada, and gave up
penis
>>204562267Do you ever get mistaken for Turkish?
>>204562254Why is Finland - Sweden?
But where the skribbl doe
>>204562221Uhh
Get chur hand off my penis
>>204562205Never understood how people could enjoy the taste of stuff like beer and coffee, but not like root beer. It's one of the few soft drinks that isn't godawful (along with Dr Pepper).
>>204562372**licks your twink pp**
it’s over
>>204562174
Gays = "Not Welcome"
>>204562546Based and Truthpilled.
>>204562546This. They're so disgusting and annoying
>>204562457it never even began
>>204562168Stuff like this:>>204562206Also if there's no cars no police or really no one on the streets and you cross it while on a red light if someone sees you they'll let you know you're doing wrong.And if they invite you to a party make sure you ask em if you can bring somebody because if you show up with uninvited friends they'll be mad at you, even if those friends of yours are really nice people.If you're doing something wrong they'll come to you and say "halloooooo" in a very sarcastic and unfriendly way to let you know you're doing something wrong.
>>204562434It's amazing how companies here can get away with selling Ginger Ale with no Ginger in it. Absolutely abhorrent.
Did you guys know that a Charizard is 5'7?
>>204562605Psst. Kid. Pokemon ain't real.
>>204562571>Germans are very orderlyWow, I didn’t know that; you’re telling me now for the first time
>>204562656Bitch
>>204562605Charizardlet
>Psssst. Kid. Pokemon ain't real.
>>204562642Yeah no shit but if it was I'm fading his little ass.
>>204562715Ugh, you using black slang is so cringe I can't take it
>>204562746Get a load of this guy. You're on thin ice, pal.
>>204562791Pumpkin pie is da bomb
business idea: sepuku
>>204562872Hi
I need to shit badly but I don't want to go through the hassle>t. IBS-D
>>204562940Because you gotta shower after? I feel you. I hate it when I take a shower then I suddenly have to shit 20 minutes later, which means another shower on the same day.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tMjnyK5pu_AShort for Americans.
Take my photo off the wallIf it just won't sing for you'Cause all that's left has gone awayAnd there's nothing there for you to prove
>>204562988Ya and they still can't sell it. Ngl I'm not even sure what's bad about it but I hate all the newest total wars
It's lonely at the top
My enemies are many. My equals are none.
>blapipo ‘try not to blast your music from your phone on the bus’ challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>20456330786 minutes until I am free from toilberg
Is this true
>>204563358God didn't make Rambo. I made him.
xanax
do you eat liver?
>open fb messenger in line at the grocery store>big thong up top saying they are introducing messenger memories to look back at pictures and videos you sent in chatsThis is the worst possible fucking thing k couldve ever read if it starts showing me memories with her(tm) i will lose my shit please god do not show muted/blocked chats
>>204563402Yes. Ass men are apes. Booba is civilization
>>204563592It's pretty good
just had a tasteful orgasm
Grandpa won't stop blasting Grandma got run over by a reindeer
>>204563592I like it. It can be really gross when prepared poorly, but I like it a lot when it’s done right
Riding high on my John Deer tractor
wash your sister sauce
>>204563592yes
Just dropped SoJ bros.
is it normal to hear your eyes blinking
>>204562915*short sells all ur stock *
>>204563981yes.
>>204563970Spirit of Justice is better than Dual Destinies though
>>204563981What sound do they make. Like plink like that cat or what
>>204563981The degree of audibility might be exacerbated by dry eyes from excessive screen time etc
I think i discovered how to sing good because i was drunk and fucking aroundIt's not just the diaphragm!
>>204564046plap
>>204564078It is just diaphragm
>>204564130/cum/s in your eye*
>>204563402The balance of chaos and order are necessary. Destruction and rebirth. This shit isn't new motherfuckers
>>204564017Stone of Jordan buddy.
>>204563981Depends, are you a character in a grossout cartoon?>>204563970
>>204564134Have you seen how some operatic singers do recordings lying down? You're more easily able to isolate your abdominal muscles as well, and the gluteus to brace.
>>204564175The Jungian language about the shadow sort of implies what you just said
>>204564296Why did I get a you here
>>204564329by mistake just like ur birth haha
>>204564312He said "gluteus" lol
you guys ever tell one of your buddies in high school that their sister was hot and had them get annoyed at you
>>204564409Yes and two of their moms
>>204564409yeah. I always felt bad for guys with a hot sister.
>>204564440based. sometimes you just have to keep it a buck. i was just saying what everyone else was thinking.captcha: yapx8
>>204564409Never found my friends’ sisters attractive
>>204564449it's tricky because you can tell that they know, but they can't say that they know because that makes it seem weird.
>>204564360My birth was not actually planned. You're correct.
>>204564409I was the guy with the hot sister and I got annoyed.
i never had friends
>>204564409no but someone told me my sister has big tits
>>204562297Finnish and swedish are different languages, unlike english and canadian
In about two months this is going to be my girlfriend
>>204564409Read this wrong at first and got confused
It's over
i'm such a truecel freak in my country it's unreal
Cum con cum
Gimme some elbow room, I need some elbow room, so I can BOOM SHAKA LAKA BOOM
>>204564525does she have jet black hair?
>>204564525Does she work in brothel in Germany or the Netherlands?
gonna have sex in like 5 hours ama
>>2045647856 hours sleep is enough for a man. 7 for a woman. 8 for a fool.
>>204564778did u clean ur butthole..
>>204564778>>204564738
>>204564785>6 hours good>7 hours bad>8 hours goodwtf this is literally me
>>204564738No.>>204564771No that's your auntie.
>>204564829no she has dark brown hair cause she's hispanic>>204564818i always clean my butthole, what kind of degenerate doesn't
are you guys gonna watch the mike tyson vs zoomer fight?
>>204564778good luck. dont forget to use protection
>>204564893How big is her cock and how many times has she had you
>>204564904My IQ is measured in the triple digits so no.
>>204564904Fuck no, it’s all scripted just like WWE
>>204564953she is femalesince you're so interested in cocks faggot mine is 6.5 inches
I am the most attractive /cum/ poster and it isn't even close
>>204564778How much is going to be? 1 hour?
>>204565090I may be ugly, but I'm also fat and retarded.
>>204564979>>204564989okay I breath through my mouth so I'll probably watch some youtube vid about it tomorrow
>>204564904if it's on before my bedtime sure
>>204565017Depending on your circumference you might be able to satisfy your Hispanic sex partner.>>204565090Show your belly!
>>204562174Why do women always give me concerned, frightened, or disgusted stares?I looked a little ragged, as I didn't shave, but otherwise saw no reason why this bitch was staring at me with those scared eyesif you don't talk to a woman in the same way one talks to a child or pet, its like they get scared cause theyre not used to being talked to in a normal wayI'm not gonna talk to you in a squeaky high pitched voice, sorry bitch
>>204565218having sex with a guy that has an 11” long penis is not “enjoyable” cervixes everywhere cried in agony
>>204565173the show starts 3 am helsinki, cairo, tel aviv timebut the fight might be couple hours later I guess
>>204565264You just say this because you either have a small dick or a very small vagina.
>>204565326You haven't fucked anyone that isn't a asian prostitute in probably 15 years at least
>>20456532611 inches is 28 centimeters if you're just struggling with understanding the conversion in your head
KYS FK
>>204565017Yeah but you cleaned ur butthole for "her" so that's why I asked about "her" cock. homos are known to go through rigorous rituals to have buttsex without making a shitty mess
>>204565390My penis is 9.5 inches. 11 really isn't too farfetched
>bought 3 liters of water today>go and take a swig just now>bottle is already emptyGod damn I'm that thirsty what the fuck
>>204565458>My penis is 9.5 inchespost it
>>204565351Actually, I haven't been near a womans vagina since birth. But I have watched enough porn to know that women love ultra long penisses.
>>204565420based
>>204565487That isn't safe for work unless you work as a doctor or pornographer
>>204565524It could be considered art if you put cool filters on it and stuff
>>204565477Can you not just drink tap water in your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEIRpgjVBaMDo you guys watch Snarp?
Is the fk hater the stupid bitch that wont post feet? Can't have him so you hate himTypical
>But I have watched enough porn to know that women love ultra long penisses.
>>204565554We can but bottled water tastes better.
grim thread wtf, it's too early to be this shitty
porn should unironically be banned
my dick is actually 25 inches and my testicles weigh 2 lbs each. no pictures tho c'mon guys this is a blue board
coworkerberg made me cupcakes.
>>204565552I find small penises aesthetically more pleasing (and I mean small, not those button sized micro dicks)big penises are grotesque but I guess they get the job done>>204565646you should visit europe some day anon, broaden your horizons
>>204565658Women just have to suck a portion of the side of your dick, it takes four of them to even make you maintain an erection which puts you on the verge of going unconscious
>>204565604how about making a good post then
Ayooo
>ywn have 4 girls slobbing on your knob at the same timewhy even live
>>204565812You only need one girl.
I only ever had 2. One was mid the other was WOAH MAMA
>>204565812literally just become an adult film actor and they'll pay you to do it.>captcha: many4
>>204565831yeah but imagine 3 more at the same time
>>204565812i will
i will never experience sex or romance
>>204565882ktim
>>204565853Nah that's gay.
>tfw my penis is so small women can easily suck the whole thing feels good
>>204565852I don't want an STI every other week
>>204564904i wanted to but none of my friends wanted to hang out and watch it
bob's your uncle
>>204565895brutal mogging
So what time is the fight for real? Its not the first one right
>>204566016if my previous experience with UFCs is anything to go by the main event isnt til late as fuck, probably 9 or 10pm
>>204565882At least you're superior white and all sex havers are brute brownoids bellow you.
>>204566038nobody said thatwhy are you like this
>>204566038i am ethnic (french)
>>204566066Usually incels around here are white chuddy butthurt jason tier posters who cope with it by putting people down to feel better with themselves
when I watch a video and theres an unattractive woman speaking in it I turn it off without hesitation
>>204566121okay, be better than them then don't stoop to their level
>>204565905Everyone in the industry gets tested once every two weeks, and obviously they won't have you work with someone if their test (or yours) comes back positive.t. knower
>>204566106Are you from Louisiana?
'za for din din
>>204566289i'm making cottage pie as comfort food
>>204566316Cottage pie is fantastic. Most people call it shepherds pie but that's only if it's made with lamb. Also Frito pies but those are less popular.
>>204566316enjoy
>>204566121I am a racist sexhaver
You know it to be true FK
cant wait to go out to the bar tonight and not meet a single woman because Im ugly
>>204566275no, ackshually new england has a higher concentration of french descended people
>>204566341yeah i never thought there was a distinction but last time i brought it up here i learned that so i changed my vocabulary >>204566358thank you
>>204566421It's not because you're uglyIt's because you have the charisma of a wet towel!
>>204566449how would they know what my charisma's like if they dont even talk to me, STUPID
i cancelled all of my plans this weekend
>>204566466i'll be toiling
>>204566465You look nervous and out of place.
slept today till 4PM and now it's 1.30AM i can't sleep and i'm so bored. i was watching tbbt but got bored after 4 episodes
>>204566421I've never been to a bar in my life. I prefer drinking aloneMore relaxing and cheaper
I go to the bar alone and read
buncha busters ITT
>>204566501hello
>>>/sp/145648992>least brainrotten golem
>>204566537>What are you reading there? >*Anon silently lifts up book so they can see the cover*
>>204566544hello honey. how are you sweety? are you good?
>>204566465negative aurathey read your body language and the results are NOT GOOD
>>204566577i do this. i know it's autistic but i hate speaking out loud
Sex
>>204566585doing okay. what about you?
u tk him 2 da bar?
can anyone who watches boxing inform a retard which stream im supposed to click on vipbox
>>204566640just use streameast my nigga
>>204566594I hate saying what book I'm reading because it's either going to be something very nerdy or very pretentious
>>204566602i kinda don't find fulfilment in anything lately. not that i'm depressed but i'm lazy and can't get myself to get shit done
>>204566341>frito pie
>>204562597>Canada "Dry">95% waterit's plain robbery
>i hate talking about my intereststhis is why women dont like youyoure either pretentious or unconfident
okay lets settle thisnirvana or guns n' roses?
>>204566665here's a voccaroo of me saying that wordhttps://voca.ro/13EGEv4xm86Y
>>204566713d-do i have to listen to those?
>>204566713both gay but nirvana is far far gayer
>>204566701women have never once asked me about my interests
>>204566701women love it when guys yap about their interest or whatever they're excited about
>>204566713GnR only has like 5 good songs but Id still pick them over grunge
>>204566731you dont really seem like you exude confidence>>204566736yes they do they will let you talk about fucking anything
Guys I have this issue where I keep looking for OF videos, or porn models and download videos I like of them. I just hoard them and never watch them. Eventually I purge and delete them all and within a month I restart againAnyone know this feel?
>>204566713both cringegive me the stone roses instead
I'm beautiful.
>>204566730the nirvana chief made that infamous remark how he doesn't want ppl who don't support gays at his band's concerts. glad the faggot lover offed himself tbaf
Moon is pretty bright for this time of day
>>204566764buh buh basedshe bangs the drum ahh post
>>204566760I did something like this in my late teens till early twenties (so about +10 years ago)if you're young I wouldn't worry too much, young men are super horny
piss
being pricked emotionally by painful memories at this time
>>204566779i took this picture last nightvery bright full moon
>>204566853kino
>>204566782a man of culturewill relisten to their self titled album tonight I think
the congressional candy caucus
>>204566853There was a pretty cool Mushishi episode with this aesthetic.
>>204566673it's okay**hugs**
>>204566736>>204566758This only works if the woman *already* likes you Otherwise you just look like a dork
>>204566760>Anyone know this feel?no
>>204566758I'm pretty into videogames and vidya development and talking about that to ladies has never worked for mebut I've (presumably straight) guy(s) tell me that's sexy
>>204566915women decide whether theyre into you in like 10 seconds, of course you have to work up to a high level of dorkiness/hoe-scaring but theres a baseline level that is allowed if the vibes are goodbut yes, if your woman loves you you can yap about literally anything and she'll be happy to just spend the time with you>t. kept gf up once talking about the lore of mtg's tarkir block and explaining the art of the despise/duress printings to elaborate on why it's my favorite duressand of course i would let her keep me up til 1am talking about overwatch and bratz dolls and shit
>>204566961>but theres a baseline level that is allowed if the vibes are goodSure but this is much different than what those posts initially said
>>204566961this brother was dating a child
>>204566992no because if a woman is into you at first meeting like in a bar you can still talk about your dumb shit as long as you make it acceptablelike if anon >>204566959 already had a girl into him visually/vibes-wise and they were getting on and she asked what he did he could go on for 5 or 10 minutes about vidya dev and shed be down with it because she wants to fuck him already
what should i fap to
>>204566961>bratz dollswhy don't you take a seat right over there anon
Big belly Americans
>>204567019you should keep your hands above the beltline and instead meditate on ascetic principles
>>204567019One of your high school teachers.
just dropped a cool hunnid on my NBA team losing
>>204567015>you can still talk about your dumb shit as long as you make it acceptableThere's no way of knowing what degree of nerdiness is "acceptable" to any random woman, but it's probably correlated to how much a Chad you are. I don't see the average man getting away with Stacy's by exhibiting medium-high degrees of nerdiness/autism
>>204566996>>204567027autistic womanchild telling me about her childhood interests is not pedophilia silliesshe was 23women fucking LOVE dress up dolls its why they play games like stardew and sims and OW and dragon age
>>204566760i had a similar problem with my image folder. everytime i tried to quit 4chan i'd delete it.
>>204567027it's funny how you can tell in the early 2010s that bratz actually started to be competition and barbies face morphed more into one
>>204566961how about brapz dolls and they stink
>>204566758I once had the ear of some Austrian girl all night but started talking about long range shooting which I'm really into and it definitely gave her the ick
>>204567052>There's no way of knowing what degree of nerdiness is "acceptable" to any random womantrial and error of breaking your autism conditioning to know how much talking about unorthodox topics is acceptable in general public settings, it's about as much as you could get away with talking about at a social event>but it's probably correlated to how much a Chad you are.yes but 'chad' here is just inceltalk for 'confident and well-adjusted'which i guess is pretty chad comparatively for the average /int/er
>>204567108Once again, this is different from what was initially said
I was talking to a german girl at a bar one time(dont ask me how it happened, I have no idea) and we hit it off on old folk songs and john denver, Unfortunately she was lightyears out of my league, so I biffed it hard
>>204567114it really isn't i think youre just self-defeating and looking for excuses
it's irrecoverably over and lost for my whole lifetime and the rest of eternity to follow my death. the world is ashes
>>204567128No, "you can yap to women about any nerdy hobbies" is bad advice for the average man, and yes especially here.
>>204567064I would never quit 4chan. Nothing beats talking anonymously in real time just shooting the shit
lisa needs braces
>>204567015I mostly agree with you anon, but women can also be really weirdI've witnessed guys fuck up the initial vibes but if he is a common occurrence or otherwise reappears in her sphere, the girl might easily get excited about himthe guy needs to of course be pretty eager, self confident and not too much of a conformist. this is anecdotal but can't see why it wouldn't be somewhat common.
>>204567142the average man should get a haircut and be confident in himself and he'll get away with it>um but not EVERY girl will be into thatyes not every girl will be into you just like youre not into every girl
>>204567145 DENTAL PLAN
>>204567084Thats a shitty idea
>>204567158>be confident in himself and he'll get away with itBeing confidently autistic isn't going to attract many women
>>204567157yeah, women are weird, people are weird, sometimes you just get lucky or unluckyis what it is>>204567179you would be genuinely surprised
how about getting into cool hobbies and interests that don’t make you come off as a retarded autistic manchild
Where there's a will, there's a way
>>204567177
>>204567211if she doesnt want to hear me at my best(extensively chornicling the rise of the US empire since 1974), she doesnt deserve me at my worst(being a normie & talking about netflix specials or the newest marvel movie)
>>204567211no don't ever not do something you like because you're worried about how you'll be perceived you have to be true to yourself
Spinster is giving awful advice again, like when she told the depressed guy to go do drugs
Trump is setting up the biggest clown show entertainment in political history
>>204567260lmao did she really
>>204567260i don't give advice anymore
>>204567260femvolcels just don't get it
>no don't ever not do something you like because you're worried about how you'll be perceived>you have to be true to yourself
>>204567260d'awwwww no anon, you can be happy doing anything you want with the power of positive thinkitivity! just buck up cowpoke
>>204567211name 6
>>204567281Is it true you bought the Brazilian video games
>>204567289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s-6RpYdQyc
>>204567289theres a very fine line between being your true aautistic self and masking itu gota learn to walk the line
Nobody coming here asking for advice actually wants to hear it or even listen to good advice if they got it
>>204567318TRVKE
>>204567247I’m not saying to fake it. More that if you invest in some personal growth, you can stop being an embarrassing freak, and pique people’s interest when talking about yourself and what you’re into. The interaction with others is just a positive side effect of something you should be doing anyway
>>204567318People have taken advice from me before
>>204567312It's called hiding your power level and I got pretty good at it
>>204567303him and a few other anons when i first started coming here yes i was in a good mood that day
>>204567318none of the advice ever posted here is good. advice is usually worthless even in the best cases most of the time what a nigga needs is a helping hand
>>204567335Aw that's sweet and cute of you But now you're his simp lmao
>>204567289he found a finnish woman eventuallyif you think you're beyond hope just come here and you'll find your happiness I guess
Guys don't make fun of spin
>>204567318I do. give me the best of advice
>>204567333yea but you shuoldnt be an entirely fake person eithergood digits
is it true that race relationship peaked in the 80´s and 90´s ?https://youtu.be/JkRKT6T0QLg?si=1Kr2G0l5JYc8WuhQwhy cant BWC and BBC not be friends anymore like in all that action movies from back then ?
>>204567359Peaked during 9/11
>>204567359leave my thread
>>204567359rodney king
id ask spin to play we were here since it's literally free but she's probly too worried sick about mr kitter to focus on anythinghope he comes back tn bruda
>>204567385You took this image from me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5o8Daw1ZsY
Precios mas bajos en Amazon
>>204567350if she was a guy named bachelor it'd be open season
>>204562174How hot do I need to be to message every tinder match "down 2 fuck?" And have it work? Whats the percentage that would respond positively
>>204567356Right you should just not expose yourself too hard until it's too late for them to escape. Like if some girl asked me if I liked tanks, I'd be like "ya they're pretty cool. You into them or something?" But what I really want to say is "oh my God fucking yes I love tanks which one is your favorite if you had to fuck a tank which one would you choose for me it'd be the Stuart because smol..." Etc. Etc.
>>204567349I had some fun with a cute Finnish girl at a party, but then it turned out she was a lunatic in a long term cuckold relationship and she was using me as their BVLL and didn’t tell me :/
whats a good time to go out to the bars? Im thinking 8-8:30
>>204567416women are precious, men are disposableaccept this and live with it my friend
>>204567391I like those games. You need voice communication as I recall, though, and I don't think spin or most anons would be down with that
>>204567457i would personally be comfortable to just get on discord with an anon to play but yeah i get that it can be a big ask for the shy types
>Daughters of Malcolm X have filed a $100 million lawsuit against the CIA, FBI, NYPD, and others, accusing them of involvement in the 1965 assassination of Malcolm X
>>204567455erm no i will never submit to the idolization of mid mentally ill women... sorry it's just not gonna happen! she gets the jason treatment from me
Where is the new, queen?
>>204567494>>204567494>>204567494
>>204567440I stopped going to bars, as they got flooded with jeets, which scared away all the hoes, and now it’s just jeets
>>204567385I never got why /a/ likes this anime so much. Haruhi is an incredibly insufferable character
>>204567482pretty based
