inchworm ediiton >>204562174 previous
erm, skribbl?
Rough day today bros. I'm pretty tired.
Spinster is my queen and idc what anyone says
muh boy logan pawl gonna BOOTYBLAST mike tyson
>>204567532come through
>>204567547I've not seen any media surrounding it but I don't think that'll happen. Mike Tyson is a fucking killer
>>204567547cringe. it's jake the problem child paul fighting tyson not his inferior tomato can brother logan. jake pizzy paul will heem that boomer scrub though on this we agree
It's an "exhibition" not a real fight It's probably in the contracts that they aren't allowed to ko each other. I wouldn't be surprised if they have on headgear
>>204567565he's also nearly 60 and has been dead inside since his daughter diedhe aint got that dawg in himhe's just a broke sad old man
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6W6HhdqA95w&si=7TZ-Il5apHpvKvWW
literally reposting because i wanna continue to sing his praises>>>/w/2261300this anon right here? that's my nigga, that's my dawg. i'd go to war for him
>white women
>first match on the card is brasil vs jeet
>Nimrod CohenLMAO
>>204567590Mikes surviving daughter is a tranny so that was probably an extra kick while he was on the ground I don't even know if it's a son or daughter but whatever
>>>/heem/fuck off, sheeple
>Brazilian vs JeetWho am I supposed to root for?
>>204567654
>>204567636YJKJK
>>204567636Being one year off means she lied about being 18 to start hoeing on Tinder at age 17 right
>>204567668it's /box/ cazzie
Tysonbros, where you at?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOUTHBREATHERS, YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE BOARD FOR THE FIGHT
>Logan Paul (Jewish)>Mike Tyson (Black)not my circus, not my monkeys
>>204567717Are you going to watch the fight bro?
>>204567723Synthesis: [K-slur] Tyson
not liking things is not a personality lil bro
Anyone want to watch Shrek with me
Calibros we are so fucking BACK
>>204567760shrek and shrek 2 are goat moviesthanks for posting i will be watching on my screen next to the fight
what if I went to the bar in a bathrobe?
>>204567796prefer not to say
i have jackbox 1 and 2 on my steam if i hosted would /cum/ play?
>>204567830we should play tabletop sim
This is the best Nirvana album by far.Guns N Roses are absolutely garbage.Top 5 most overrated bands of all time:>Eagles>Guns N Roses>The Rolling Stones >The Red Hot Chili Peppers>Queen
>>204567882>>The Rolling Stonest. only knows 4 stones songs and its all the greatest hits they play on the radio
>>204567494stopped at Port subs but goddamn was it overpriced. Was like $13 for a medium subMenu didn't have prices, which I'm pretty sure they do on purpose so you don't know and then when it's finished you'll feel pressured to pay up rather than leave
>>204567830I don’t know what that is
>>204567882Kurt Cobain dying gave nirvana about 10 times more fame than they ever deserved
>>204567894The Rolling Stones were a hits bandSimple as
>>204567841/cum/ villainous tournament whentheyve got cryptozoic deck builders too the naruto one is goated
>>204567912thanks for confirming youre a brainlet
>>204567910>band called Nirvana>commits sewer slide and probably reincarnates as a dung beetle
>>204567938>sewer slideIt's called "unalived" now, chud
if the voynich manuscript is just a medieval constructed language (conlang) by some dude it would be extremely unhype and cringe honestly. think about it
chubby latinx womxn........
its fucking COLD
>>204567974Getting petite women pregnant so they become thicc > getting thicc women pregnant so they become obese
>brbob and weave>pajeetbob and vagene
india superpower 2025
>>204567971>>204567971It would be kind of funny if it's just some schizos schizo babble
>>204568028fuck that i want a newly discovered language.
jake paul looks really faggot i just hate those big ass le epic manly man beardsdude looks extremely insecure which i guess yea he probably is as a celebrity
hey guys, sorry i havent been active in this general lately ive been really busy! dont know when things will go back to normal. ill see you soon guys
>jake paul looks really faggotIndian
>>204568092wtf I thought it was Logan Paul not Jake
Amerinadian sisters?>>204567470
>>204568049Ironic post
>>204567636>doggo is waiting to knot her>>204567691It means she was fucking all the guys at parties.
Who is the greatest MMA fighter of all time? For me, popping positive for peds automatically disqualifies you, so it'll have be the one and only Georges st Pierre
>>204567760>>204567772Shrek 1 > Shrek anything else
>>204568198prime BJ had the highest heights
the fight on? any stream?
>>204568269undercard rnthe usual places, streameast and vipbox
>>204568198Jose Aldo
I only watched bee movie because it was on pornhub
>>204568245Your mom gave me a prime BJ
get his ass
>>204568293business idea:pee movie
>>204568295Got em
>>204568324i bet that's on pornhub too
>>204567771I go back to California next Tuesday for a week. I'm excited to work on my motorcycle
>>204567910>be the most famous band of the era>cause a revolution in fashion>cause an entire shift in culture>cause entire record labels to go from nothing to millions>cause multiple other bands to become famous>be referenced as influencing generations after>songs still get used in tv/movies to this day>the shit drummer was able to build an entire career off of the coattails of Nirvana>considered one of the greatest bands of all time>people still congregate for his death>they still use one of his songs as the motto>people believed that he was murdered, because they couldn't cope with his lossYeah, it's not that Nirvana was a Gen-X defining band or anything like that Zoomer.
why do they do itis it in the indian genes
Christmas time is almost here
>>204567882As a huge Nirvana fan, this is true. That album is legendary.
>>204568182the starks are honorable and virtuous. stannis the mannis values duty and law above everything.
>>204567967Only on platforms like tiktok and youube, when they delete your comments.
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG215G6Z7
>>204568389yeah and Ned gets his head chopped off with the explicit point being that virtue and honor are pointless
>>204568448IP grabber don’t click
>>204568448>all these <4"lmao I knew my spell worked
How do you know your wife won't randomly tell you she secretly hates you after being married 4 years
>>204568182Retarded take. Garbage literature and garbage art have always been abundant, they just get filtered out through time.
everyone's a music expert too?you guys know everything! How you do it?
>>204568448>skew the data by listing many options over 7 inches, but nothing lower than 4You damn well know that more people are on the smaller side of porn, than not.There's going to be a lot of Mexicans raping moms.
>>204568512SOME OF THEM ARE GOOD PEOPLE, I ASSUME
>>204568485I wanna see how it ends
>>204568504So you're saying greyslop will all get filtered in time
Who the hell keeps voting There’s no way 80+ people are in the thread right now
>>204568448it is statistically impossible for so many of you to be above 6 inches
I'm going to a Japanese grocery store tomorrow, what should I get?
>>204568448>most people are self-reporting that they have an above average dickThis is why all those studies where niggers did self-reporting aren't being taken seriously anymore. If someone's not measuring the dicks, then it's a worthless study.
>cum, in my ass
>>204568485poor dude
How tall is this guy, if you had to guess? He claims to be 6'2. https://youtu.be/SPBp5hFlCQ0
>>204568544Have you ever had nattoAlso Pocari Sweat is good
>>204568531he spammed it in several boards anon
>>204568512to be honest if your penis is under 4 inches you arent really a man anyway
>>204568531guy probably nabbed it from another board
>>204568573>to be honest if your penis is under 4 inches you arent really a man anywayindians SEETHING but u rite u rite
>>204568536~10% are reporting below average to average.~90% are reporting above average.
Yeah I lied in the poll
>>204568565Hard to say. Do they have a high ceiling in there? I don’t think I could do that under a standard ceiling, as I can touch the ceiling in most rooms without lifting my heels off the floor
>>204568077larp.you're not the ermleaf.
>>204568615i clicked see results
I am fucking starving
>>204568536How do I correctly measure the length of my penis?
I had this girl measure my benis
>>204568647In Brian’s mouth
my photoshop and a.i. sloppa skills have gotten too advanced, I spend too much time making my own fetish coom materials
>>204568448i'm 6.25 do i select 6 to 6.25 or 6.25 to 6.5. also the high average represented here is probably because we're all young men and there's no limp dicked boomers dragging the average down
>>204568654That's a man.
>>204568693nigga u tarded
>>204568647>fully hard erect>take a piece of string, due to the natural curve of the dick>press the tip of the string into the space right above the dick>stop when you hit bone>use other hand to bring other end of the string to the tip>measure the distance of the stringThat's the official way to measure your dick
thinking about collecting obscure but not very valued cd's, cassettes, vinyls etc. that dont have their tracks uploaded to the internet. and hoarding them so that only i can hear them. only me
It just occured to me mroe people would be at the bar when the fight is onqbut I want to meet chicks, and they surely wouldnt careright?
>>204568700He's right
>>204568726Only one way to find out
>>204568721evil, you shuold be put in the penalty box for that>>204568726lots of women but there with their bfsmaybe they will bring friends?
>>204568670That's not how it works. Self-reporting dick size has time and time again, been shown to be inaccurate. Too many guys lie.
>>204568657i aint letting that fat freak anywhear near me
>>204568726my sister wont shut up about the logan paul wrestling or whatever the fuck youre talking about and cant take the hint that im not interested in hearing about it lol.
>>204568709Thank you for your help. You seem to be quiete knowledgeable about penis measurement.>>204568700Just lied in the poll to make you small pee incel feel insecure.
theyre posting webms of the japanese princess on the sticky in /sp/, she looks cute and kind, i would wife but im not really into asianshope she gets a nice fella
>>204568752Open you mouth, Brian! I bet you cannot take 7 inches.
>>204568761>Thank you for your help. You seem to be quiete knowledgeable about penis measurement.I was an insecure teenager and attempted to give myself a confidence boost.
>>204568772i love animals that's only defense mechanism is looking like a leaf or a stick
I was honest in the poll and my cock is apparently above average [i was under the impression it was average but the average has gone down like a whole inch int he last 10 years]
>>204568772ferny ahh
>>204568772good post
>>204568654/int/cels think it's about the size of your penis when really it's about the size of your bank account.
>>204568790Average everything is going down due to the influx of swarthy little thirdies>avg height>avg IQ >apparently avg penis size
>>204568823unironically, the data checks out
>>204568790what's the average then 4.5 lol
>>204568832apparent fucking ly the average in the US is now like 5.2 inches lolmaoi was under the impression it was 6.5, because ive been under the impression i had a strictly average length penisi need to thank the jeets for bringing the avg down and letting me feel good
stop arguing about penises, you homos
Now that the voting died down to a slow crawl.16.5% were honest(reporting below average to average).79.6% reported any amount above average.0% reported 8.25 to 8.5(but 5% voted 8.5 to 8.75).3.9% clicked see results.Only 30 people told the truth
>>204568878i told the truth. my mom is safe back in mexico.
>>204568819/biz/arelis think about the size of their bank account when it's really about their height.
last time I measured my donger I didn't bone press it and came out at like 6.4 so I probably am a bit bigger t
>>204568850>apparent fucking ly the average in the US is now like 5.2 inches lolmaoThat's what it's always been.>i was under the impression it was 6.5That's because niggers self-reported having bigger dicks, all over the world.
>>204568878i told the truth my cock is 6.5 inches long about like 4.25 thickit's nothing impressive but it gets the job done
>>204568878You should have provided an option for guys with dicks above 8.75 inches.
https://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6ghttps://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6ghttps://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g
Saying "Look at the size of this heckin chonkerino!" to my neighbors adult down-syndrome son
>>204568878>3.9% clicked see results.Why did they do it?
>>204568245As in skill and wins? Highest high probably goes to Fedor. As in entertainment/fame it would be Connor or Ken Shamrock
>>2045689813.9% are foids
>>204568931I'm not burgeranon who made the poll. If I had made the poll, I'd have included more on the sub 4 inch side.
>>204568573>>204568512>>204568448Erect or flaccid?
>>204569022uh oh, anon has a SMALL pp!
>>204569022It's measured erect, or the world would be on suicide watch.
I'm latinx and fairly racist and encountering other latinx who think they are edgy for saying nigger and *random stereotypes about blacks* has almost made me not racist. Shit's so fucking lame and secondhand embarrassing.
>>204569039You're not a spic, because they don't say latinx. That's a woke leftist word. Not a hispanic word.
>>204569039ur a puto
>>204569039thank you guys for inventing corn and high fructose goy syrup
>>204569039I'm Chicanx and think you're a beaner spic nigger
>>204569093many are saying this!
>>204569081They didn't had corn back then in Europe. Corn comes from ther American continent.
>>204569102https://youtu.be/tSHbbTcbcds
>>204569039So you're just racist against white people fuckin lmao anyways kys cause you're not Latino anyways
he's just like me, fr fr
>>204569112https://youtu.be/U3RX6sbF14A
>>204569127No he's not
There’s an Iraqi anon who legit has a 10 incher
melatonin kinda kicking in but not really
>>204569102old black women are the best
>>204569180One time at my old job I got caught checking out some old black ladies ass, and some guy saw me and shook his head and walked out
it is completely possible that /cum/posters have larger penises than average
>>204569120I am not racist against white people. I was a stereotypical pro-white latinx that 4chan likes to clown on. I still respect most (being around poors will alter your perception of everyone) white people and western culture but i don't believe there is much common ground between us so i'd rather be aloof than insinuate myself into something i frankly have no business in.
>>204569240some /cum/posters*
>>204569242You sound like a sexy, dumb whitewashed Latina
>>204569176How much did you take? I took 3mg and still cannot sleep.
plapping and insemination with gen z boss and a mini
I forget where I installed pipx. I'm so bad with computers.
>>204569255hes a tranny twink. he posted his soft pink hand the other day.
he's getting rid of the antisemitisms on campus and he's basedests for it
>>204569255I'm far too rational to be a women. I would like to meet a latinx womxn like that, though. >>204569272I'm 6ft, 215lb and brown
Dinnertime.
They killed peanut
this is a good fight
>>204569357i will never forgive them
>>204569342japanese portions like the superfortresses are still firebombing entire cities
>>204569342Not enough protein
>>204569342give me all your pickled gingernow
>>204568485If she is willing to admit that she 'snapped,' you can't really imagine the actual hell that the guy lives through.
>>204569422
>erm cassettes only last 30 years-->fex demo cassettes from 1982 played and digitized week ago in near perfect quality>--ACK!!
>>204569515cinna your stomach cant handle all that cilantronoooo
>>204569515Unalive yourself
OH GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY
i look like this btw
>>204569587>busch lightlmaoing at ur life
>>204569587Fatso
>>204569515I've been standing around waiting for my tai food for 20min now. It'll be worth it though
>>204569587Only dumb white trailer trash cares about Nascar.
>>204569604i haven't lived in a trailer for 20 years
>>204569608But you are still white and dumb.
Hopeful for my future. Hopefully 25 isn't too late
ngl, ngl
hello
>>204569620sure am.>>204569627it isnt, youll be fine
>>204569579you bastards
Starting to understand why they call them bloodsucking lawyers
>>204569463I wonder what she's even thinking. Is she even thinking at all? >husband has manchild hobbies that she hates>doesn't say a thing about it for 4+ years, presumably, to the point that resentment boils over and she suggest to him that she considers him a loser and doesn't actually love him>>erm reddit? why isn't le hubby being snuggly with me? how do i fix it? Just end it at that point. She wants him to fundamentally be someone else and he at this point is probably questioning all the years they've been together.
>>204569667Why do Jews need so many lawyers?
what does a nigga have to do to get a green eyed pale hapa with a nice GYATT to sit on his face
>>204569704jbw
>>204569699extremely litigous people
Igor is so beautiful
>>204569704move to the west coast
how im tryna be fr
>>204569667Should I become a lawyer and move to China?
>tennis
>>204569704You sir, have exquisite taste
>>204569751you should probably move to china first
my brother is a lawyer for a small firm and he's going to get me a job as a PI. I WILL carry the 38 special and i WILL wear the raincoat
I have to interact with a lot of teen girls who work at the grocery store near me. Honestly unbearable. The level of angst at that age is insane. Jeffrey Epstein deserves a lot of credit for putting up with them.
me and who???
Can't wait to watch the big black guy knock out the white guy!!
swar to god i saw a facebook post on the town page asking where someone can burn cds. everyone mocked that person saying that computers with cd burners dont exist anymore or something and they have to time travel.well guess what.my computer burns cds.i could have charged this boomer to burn cds on my computer
>>204569786Promise us you won't get involved with any dames you can tell are bad news from the moment they walk through your door
Blakc and yellow black yellowYou know what it is
>>204569791They are more tolerable when they're on GHB and told that if they fuck better they get more money
i cant find the post
>>204569801>80 year old boomer knocking out zoomer personifiedNOT HAPPENING
>>204569802I have a CD burner tucked away in case I ever need it, anyways you canadians sound like arseholes
>>204569802basedme tooi ALWAYS buy a shitty 20 dollar optical drive when I build a pc
I eat your penis
spending friday night with all my favorite cummy cumkins :3
>>204569839my computer is 14 years old and it came with dvd and cd burner.
I’m a riot
>>204569850actually I'll be heading out to the bar to waste space pretty soon
>>204569864I'm a weenie
>>204569874Now I want to bully you
>>204569866hanging with the buds huh
wish i had another femcel gf
>>204569866Will you take the car? When I watch Police shows from the States they always catch drunk drivers.
>>204569885I wish I knew how to meet friends, I left them all behind when I moved
>>204569903maybe if you go to the bar you'll meet some buds
>>204569805Can't do that. I love a problematic broad
Buchalad are you around? i'll go with you <3
>>204568997skill and wins, skill is hard to say because obviously even prime BJ would get blasted by the likes of dan hooker today but relative to his era i think he was so advanced of everyone else. and for wins i don't think there's a single win MMA that surpasses smoking matt hughes in round one, up a weight class. fedor is like the inverse of BJ, he had sustained success but none of it jumps off the page, big nog was a good one, cro cop was alright, the rest are japanese pro wrestlers. BJs ultimate failure was being a mental midget but when he was locked in, i think he was the most impressive talent in the sports history
>>204569927This sounds like some antichrist stuff lmao
Is pic related a regular in /cum/? He's spamming in /deutsch/.
GN
>>204569969nice deodorant sticks
why would you choose the second option. why.
>>204570004You don't understand, I NEED it by Monday night
>>204569985Second times the charm (had to crop out something out that i didnt realize was in the pic ....)
>>204570078Can I kiss you?
>>204570084I'm a man
>>204570078was it your passwords gonna log into ur shit now
>>204570117That isn't what he asked
>>204570130Nah it was just something potentially doxable>>204570139Sorry not a faggot
I don’t like bell peppers
I'm craving a Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich with honey BBQ sauce so fucking badly bros
>took a shower>come back>the womemes fight didnt even fucking START YETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>204570198They are so inoffensive, how can you not like them?
i'm waiting for the arcane episode don't give a fuck about this fight thing
Me? I'm watching Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho"
Skunks keep stinking up my neighborhood
>>204570229Too spicy
Spent two decades trying something and I’m still no good at it. Should I quit?
>>204570251nah there arent any skunks there. i did. it. it was all me.
moving out of my mom's house in January. might kill myself instantly so someone else has to deal with it
>>204570262Bro
>>204570263no think of all your sunk costs
>>204570263nigger what was it. you cant say this and not tell us what it was
>>204570307Male prostitute
>>204570307Yes I can… and shall… and have
i accidentally pooped in my pants i cant go to the bathroom right now my roommate is in there (he takes hour long showers)
i wiped my bum with napkins from mcdonalds and put the wipes in the mcdonalds delivery bag
some of u niggas needa get off netflix so i can watch the fight
>>204570345im not lying or shitposting its real. i can post proof if necessary.
i really miss analog TV this shit never happened, there were no 'servers cant handle it'
>>204570367Please do
wonder if Im even gonna be able to find a seat at any bar, Im sure normies are packing them to watch the fight
>>204570384why would i fucking lie about this!
i really dont give a shit, why is this so popular?
>Canadians
>>204570406That's Big Mac sauce
don't understand wypipo who poop without a heated bidet. The warm water just melts the poo out my bum in seconds and I stand up off the toilet less than a min later
mike tyson blowing a kiss to the interviewer then just wandering away from the camera like this is the highlight of the whole night, fucking sitcom tier shit, they definitely wrote that skit out
alright boys, headed out to the barwish me luck
>>204570465good luck
Now that I think about it, they’re gonna have a cover charge arent theyGod dammit
>>204570450just poop then take a shower my niggano bidet needed
>>204570538nah
>canadian hygiene
Bros my tummy hurts
any mechanical keyboard autists have one they recommend? might be getting a first one.
>>204570595
>>204570602pre 2013 razer blackwidow ultimate
damn i shitted in my underwear.. guess i gotta get a new pair of underwear
>>204570602I have a Leopold fc900rbt
Diarrhea, all over your face
millions must die
>>204570610I got one of these because a local store put them all on the wrong shelf and I asked about it and they honored the price. I got it for $50. Shit was heavy as fuck and gigantic and loud as hell
the worst thing ever is having to go to the store to buy new underwear in your shitty underwear
>>204570465bendlad is it you
>>204570663ive used 2 of them since 2011my all time goat keyboard
>>204570655Jason tier image and post
>>204570668>>204570668just go commando tf
>>204570670No I’m the “how do I make friends” guy
Spinny be a doll and make the new please
making an account in an russian cs forum to pirate games
>>204567494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCXi8ICoUpI
>>204570696good luck friend. i'm heading out for a few after this tyson fight
>>204570705Kys simpcel
>>204570680say that to my fucking face
>>204570734I'll rape you!!!!
>>204570735man whoever lives here must be poor as hell what a dump
>>204570780>>204570780>>204570780
>>204570602mine has a volume scroll wheel and I really like that. might end up having to buy the same one cause it's not super common
>>204570734nobody likes you schizopoo, not even your mother