otter edition>>204567494previous
>gay animal editionCringe
may >>204570770 die swiftly and violenty in the name of Satan
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oh great both schizopoo and brian the schizofag about to sperg out
I had sex with a prostitute without condom, she was really pretty and tighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7nXDS24AqU
may >>204570822 die in their sleep tonight in the name of Satan
>>204570839>>204570800remember when you were here last time and you pretended like you weren't trying to murder people? haha good times
posting in a otter thread
>>204570853remember when i askedgo die
Member that time Brian cursed somebody and nothing happened?MANY such occasions
>>204570868you go die
>>204570868Edgy
we coulda been playing skribbl or we were here...instead ive just been waiting for this stupid mike tyson fight with /sp/
>>204570873I remember that time somebody itt cursed brian and then he got sent a plauge of mexicans that kept him up all night and he sperged out about them for a week and doxxed himself. that was pretty cool
>>204570889Fuck that troon and fuck simpcel
spn did you find your baby boy or is he still missing? :(my favorite outside cat went missing a few weeks ago i feel terribly for you, im sorry
>>204570901shut up brian nobody cares
>>204570834Bruh, a hooker who does bareback is the last girl you should fuck raw.I'd go get checked
>>204570538only if the fight is on there>>204570668i need to buy new ones because the hanes cotton boxer briefs i have expand thru the day and by the end they feel more like regular boxers.do you have any recommendations?>>204570702indian "men" are savages
>>204570906why are brown people like this?
>>204570873I remember that time brian typed out some big ol huge paragraph after paragraph to curse some canadian and then that guy got a fat raise lmao
I wish I was born 30 years earlier
penis
>>204570927Wow seriously? >>204570839Can you curse me bro?
>>204570873, >>204570895, >>204570927 will all die in their sleep in the name of Satan
https://flowstreams.net/live/Paul-vs-Tyson
I think we're all going to die of nuclear war within the next 5 years
Maybe your cat wouldn't go missing if you weren't obsessing over a man pretending to be a woman on the internet
>>204570941nah, not me
>>204570934 is cursed with bad luck and misfortune in the name of Satan
>>204570941I’m not that lucky
>>204570941based. my existence will finally come to an end
>>204570941The world will be on the verge of nuclear annihilation and Apple news will be like "The gender sleep gap: why men sleep longer than women"
>>204570949Just found an extra beer in the fridge Thanks!
>>204570947bad karma
Brian hates spinster because he wishes he had a pussy so he could be a cool sexy witch and not a creepy ugly "warlock (lmao)"
uh oh!
Had a dream I worked at Harvey's for one day then I quit to go home and play EU4
>>204570996what's harveys
>>204571001A fast food restaurant
spinster will marry me
need alcohol
old ass lady rosie perez is a cutie still
>>204571011is harvey's better than hardees
Look at dogberg lmao so cute
>>204571032I've never had hardees but I doubt it because it's pretty dogshit
why cant youtube recommend anything good? why are recs so shitty?
College zoomies are coming back for Thanksgiving break and will crowd up the gym again :/
>>204571020
College zoomies are coming back for Thanksgiving break and will crowd up the gym again :)
Guacamole nigga penis
mom wants me to go to the gym she goes to which is always packed while i want to go to the gym that is close by and definitely mustn't be packed at all times
>>204571048I ruined my rec with meltdown videos, so it's only giving me that now. Going to have to delete everything from my watch history to fix it.
Where do you hope to be when you’re 30?
>>204571092The worst is these broccoli haired zoomies that sit on their phone the whole time like damn bitch can you move
>>204571092You're gonna see your mom getting hit on by Chad's, offering to help her with weights and shit >>204571098I'm 31
>>204571096im talking about using a clean slate. i want youtube to rec new songs which are similar to the ones im listening to but it recommends only retarded playlists or sometimes the same song over and over again.
>>204571098hope to have new friends, solid career and a wife i love t. 25 year old unc
>>204571098Where did I hope to be? Mildly successful or dead.Where did I end up? Poor af and alive.
>>204571098im dead way before
this chick singing the anthem is a CUTIE id mix with her
>>204571109>I'm 31 Are you ok?
>>204571111Every now and then, one of the recs is "What to try something new?" button. I never click it, because I spent forever getting my recs half decent.
>>204571143Yeah dont worry I'm not a pussy
>>204571170I didn’t mean anything by it
>>204571149The youtube rec system has 1 and only 1 job to do, which is to rec quality videos and yet it fails. i swear everything has gotten shittier over the years
does sex feel good
Cheated at wordle and still lost
>>204571198I didn't think you did
nubian king iron mike wins by ko banishing yakubian ape jake paul to the shadow realm
>>204571206i wouldn't know
>>204571206it does only with the person you share a deep bond and truly love
>>204571202>which is to rec quality videosNo, it's to rec you videos that you will watch. They're more about tricking you into watching slop for long periods of time.>watch 1 video on knitting>oh, you love knitting, how about your entire feed is now knittingThat's the entire strait.
white boy summer is neverendingphil collins's in the air tonight is a cornerstone of american excellence
>>204571206It feels better than masturbation, but it's partially an emotional/psychological feeling, and not purely the raw dogging a pussy feeling.
>>204571098That's just a couple years away for me. I expect I will be much the same. Living at home with part time job tier income wishing I was someone else or dead.
bro is 60yo and his brain is full of holes from boxing
Jake Paul's gf looked like it took both of her braincells working overtime just to clap her hands
>>204571206Sex havers tell me it does. It's the little things that make it better than masturbation. Her body's warmth, the touch of her hair against your skin, etc. No better feeling in the world than cumming inside the girl you're madly in love with.Dumb stupid mammal instincts incentivizing you to pair bond, and reproduce.
The bar I’m in was full of women(and guys) and they all just emptied out so now it’s just two little groups talking about the fight and a bitchy alt chick at the bar who snapped at a guy that talked to her and is just browsing Wikipedia on her phone for some reasonFuck everything
>>204571317Don't forget the noises that she makes. Knowing that you're causing her to make those is such a huge ego boost.
>fight not starting until midnightShan’t
>>204571345what fight
holy shit white boy just got knocked out!!!
>>204571322>bitchy alt chickwish this meme would pass already, we need to get zoomers hooked on looking like sock-hop women or something
>>204571345It's on right now
wipeepo kiss they dogs on the mouth and let them sleep in they bedswipeepo be nasty af
>>204571361Sock-hop women?
>>204571340Gotta be careful with that. A lot of girls will fake it to not hurt your ego, but will slowly build up resentment that they're not getting off during sex and will end up cheating on and/or leaving you.Make sure you actually know how to get a girl off.
>>204571361Unfortunately, due to social media influencers needing to keep making content, zoomers do "micro-trends" now. Where they do a certain fashion trend for a few weeks, then bail on it.
>>204571374Japanese women now do this too, it's part & parcel of being a sub-replacement fertility rate country o algo
drinking milk
>>204571395You're drinking my man milk
My brother and his wife treat their cats like they're their children because they never had any. Pretty grim.
Wasted $20 to be at this barFUCK
>>204571382I don't need a lecture, chief. I'm more than aware of females and faking everything, including saying that your dick is the biggest they've seen.It doesn't change anything that I was talking about though, stop banging sluts, and this problem will almost completely disappear.
>>204571378>he never took his best girl to the sock-hopOh what a kidder we got here! Next youse gonna tell me you never went to the box social!
>>204571406Sad. Tell your brother to grow a pair and plant a baby in that poor woman
I use my race for attention btwSorry guys
found a rare undocumented cassette in my moms collection.
>>204571406>treat their cats like they're their children because they never had any. Pretty grim.Funny thing is if they ever did have kids, they just stop caring about the pets so much without even realizing it.
>>204571406Same and they let their cats scratch up the furniture and don't do anything about it because they're their little babies
>>204571433whats your race?
i-iron mike.....
It's 9:17 pm
>>204571428They didn't want kids to impact their lifestyle of traveling the world.Plus she's pretty old now to be having a child. She's older than him and he's 36. Think she's 39 now.
>>204571452Wouldn't you like to know?
>>204571406>>204571442>>204571444In The Children of Man book this was an explicitly mentioned plot point btw, really makes you think
>>204571464oh you're a faggot
>>204571435shit im not joking theres no discogs page.
Where were you, when Jacobian Paulino became the greatest athlete on the planet?
>>204571462Fucking based, that's my dream life
>>204571464i'd be interested only if you're a sexican
Paul has a black guy whose job is to spray water in his shorts between rounds
My family has a dog and they constantly make him wear clothes even when he's hot. And they used to feed him human food constantly until he threw up. It's like they only see him as a cute little toy, not as a living creature. They'll be like "do you think he's cold? I think he's cold" just so they can bundle him or dress him up, and I'm like "you know if you're just fucking touching him, you'll see that he's HOT" but they literally don't care
>>204571475who?
>>204571472We aren't a lost media general
>>204571493It's everyday bro guy
>>204571496kill yourself lol
>>204571499i dont know who that is
>>204571395enjoy buddy
IF HE'S A SERIAL KILLER THAN WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A GIRL THAT'S ALREADY HURT. I'M ALREADY HURT
>>204571500>nigga this desperate for (you)'syou hate to see it frfr
>>204571516yeah keep em coming
Drank a fair amount tonight. It makes life seem tolerable
Why are Canadians like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD1cxSE25ck
Poop is based
me everyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSNmgE6L8AU
>>204571524We're single-handedly teaching the world the importance of jeethate, it's tiring
Can't stop thinking about her
>>204571553I think one anon here who's been giving me problems has secretly been a jeet this whole time. Get their asses. Rape them if you must.
>>204571564Chad's dicking her down, RIGHT NOW.
>>204571564it's okay bud
>>204571567Currently we have schizojeet, another guy who is viet, & another less conspicous guy who also seems like a cryptojeet. It's all in my spreadsheet don't worry
>>204571564Jaquantavious is dicking her down, RIGHT NOW.
>>204571586Did you have a lovely day today
Iron Mike is not doing so hot... blackbros...
>>204571609it was fine
>>204571572>>204571605kek
turns out he's old and tired, who could've seen this coming
our nigga lost
the white man marches on
Hiding in my room while my roommates have a party
went the distance no TKO in sight fuck that shit
The idea of sex is better than the real thing
>>204571678Did you actually think the 60 year old would ko a 30 year old, or that Jake would really become the most evil guy on the planet on knock Mike's head off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc
>Winner>By>Unanimous>Decision>Jake>El Gallo>Paul
some niggers are white
How am I supposed to stop being an incel if there’s no goddamn women going to bars anymore
There's no evidence of Hamas mass-raping women. Imagine how retarded you are if you believed that, but some of you don't have to imagine.
Buck status?
so anyway new arcane episode in like 3 hours
where are the sexicans?
>>204571730You are Somalian.
>>204571730I do not like jews but it's hilarious how brown "people" pretend it's impossible arabs would rape someone given the chance
>>204571774That's not the point.
>>204571745Cheating on their husbands and boyfriends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg
>>204571730>believing terrorists over the rest of the worldGrim. They're not your ally, wokie.>Queers For Palestine>Chickens For KFC>Turkeys For Thanksgiving
>>204571789I said messssicans, not messsssicanas
>>204571792this is ass
White boy winter starts now
Jake Paul vs Joe Brandon next
>>204571806Cheating on their girlfriends and wives.
>>204571822nooooooooooooooo. its over
i can't tell if mike just doesnt give a fuck or if his brain has more holes in it than your average galaxy gas enjoyer
who won
>>204571844he's making a shit ton of money from this
>walk out of my room to take a shit>roommate in living room watching fight>take my shit go back to room and realize i had this zoomed fully in so it takes up the whole screen and my door was left open>now realize what the commotion in the living room waskill me im so embarrassed
>>204571844bit of both + he was a cokehead and is now a pothead
>>204571844>galaxy gas enjoyerPoor Ye.
no im not bothered about the fight...im just gonna go for a drive....
>>204571860now they know you're a gay pedophile
>>204571852
humiliation ritual
which old boxer should jake beat up next
>>204571865>he really thought a 58 year old was going to winBrother...
>>204571883Logan.
Made $92 betting on my basketball team losingI can’t miss
Lindz showing off the goods in this video.
>>204571920remember the post i made earlier about taking off a video when an unattractive woman shows up in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggmiF7DNoM
The female boxing fight was unironically the best match of the night. Foids, I apologize.
>>204571730umm CHUD what do you call THIS then
Mike's dead daughter would have been disappointed in this performance.
>>204571901i fucking hate my life
>>204571920She's that animal nerd video maker?Does she show her tits or something? Or are you into legs?
after this pathetic display paul will have to fight someone who's fit for fighting or it will look bad
>>204571883he'll be digging up muhammy ali's corpse at this rate
>>204571939 hamas refused to rape her? damn... how could a people be so evil$10 billion to isreal
>>204571943>Adam Silver avariciously rubbing his hands making all the parlays hit except one leg
>>204571939>Hamas refused to touch her.Wait. Her self-esteem is hurt because she wasn't raped? I'm confused.
>>204571973Ayyyrabs wrote the community note, they are mocking her by saying she wasn't raped so she was disappointed. Ayyrabs are pretending they never rape anyone for some reason.
>>204571939>>204571973its fake
Well guys it's that time of the day, the time where I consume an excessive amount of alcohol
>>204571993>>204571995Oh.
>>204571995t. juden
>>204571973Do you know what an ego bruise it is to a creature who exclusively subsists off her looks to be ao ugly she is considered unrapeable
>>204571997this should be me but i have to work tomorrow morning
>>204571997>the dayuhhh it's night
>>204571947I'm into girls with a little bit of muscle. Look at that calf.
how do i stop mice from entering my house
>>204572016crazy how badly placental mammals mogged these guys globally
>>204572035get a catseal the crackskill dozens of them every month with traps (war of attrition)
>>204572039
>>204572035leave them a little snack
>>204572035Stop throwing cheese on the floor.
>>204572044im losing the war of attrition
>>204572066Fucking laughed You deserve it daddy
>>204572069they tend to come inside more in the fall and early winter to escape the cold.
is there some kind of mice repeller i can buy
always pull out, always
>>204572086Bro needs to get an STI test pronto.
>>204572055Thoughts on Monotremes? I don't believe you have announced your stance
>>204572055Eurherian GANG FUCK METATHERIANS
>>204572105Total destruction of the monotreme racesGod hates them and so do i
thinkin of buyin a big-ass tapestry for my living roomlike they have in fancy places
>>204572119Should do it they are very rad can prob find a cool one at a roadside pawnshop
>>204572105they're qts
>>204572118Damn we got a Eutherian hardliner on here tonight. Even without human intervention they probably would have become extinct tbqh
Went to another bar and they’re showing BttF3Still no females
>>204572155they’re at the gay bars unironically
>>204572143uhhh that is NOT a monotreme. Pic-related is
>>204572155>Back to the Future 3 @ a barSounds like my kind of bar.
>>204572155That sounds mad co.dy
the mice won they can have this house im moving
>>204570780otters are nasty jerks
>>204572168
>>204572155I thought you're supposed to be pure for the latina
>>204572179Juat playing with pongo :)
>>204572179They have gangs in Singapore, Orangutan did nothing wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQSXYn1cd4
>>204572179
>>204572187They have 4-headed penises
FUCK MONKEYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB9ZDFUtteE
>>204572066i dont get it
>>204572222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrErp4OMwSM
>>204572242
>>204572222say it to my face searat bitch
>>204572249P. Diddy is a (sexual) Predator, and when his house was raided, they found thousands of bottles of baby Oil(ers) that were laced with some sort of narcotic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ddp1pf_MB8
>>204572222>monkeys try to help monkeys>otters only know savage violencePrimatebros... our response?
>>204572279ok i didnt get the part with the oilers thats all.
My dog could beat up your dog
>>204572035Live somewhere warmer
>>204572280You're on your own, kid.
Semi-aquatic sisters...
>>204572302That's illegal. The police are on the way.
I try to turn away but they keep on looking at meIn this gloomy night skyI just wanna have fun explore with next level crew conquer never falter keep it lit never forfeit
>>204572337i love that song!!
what the fuck did you just say to me?
>>204572273I hate gibbons so fucking much holy shit
>>204572369ugly ass nibba
The sunset in the skyDid he forget tomorrow
is godzilla an otter
asuka general
>>204572378don't make me get my SQUAD
Why do I even bother going out to barsIt’s all so pointless
eat your cum
>>204572410He's some kind of flamingo I think
>>204572430if you're lonely join a club or something, bars are not it
>>204572432already done
Animal spam hours :/
bored
anyone want to goon with me?
fuck. my "rare" undiscovered cassette is only worth $300-400
i wanna try sucking a dick
Gn /cum/maniacsLove yall
>>204572469night bud
>a boy named Maddison
>>204572469The pokemon universe is very odd. They imply the existence of regular animals (occasionally depicted) but pokemon are some other thing. Also regular humans and society exists as well. GN I guess
thinking about sucking dick is giving me an erection
>>204572474I knew a guy named Allison. He was a douchebag
>>204572410>Early on, Tanaka contemplated having the monster be gorilla-like or whale-like in design because of the name "Gojira", a combination of the Japanese words for gorilla (ゴリラ, gorira) and whale (クジラ, kujira), but he eventually settled on a dinosaur-like design.
And thrn i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you
>>204572488Sucking dick is slavery
>>204572512understandable
>>204572520hahaRETARD
>>204572432CEI is the worst subgenre of the JOI genre, and it ruins otherwise great videos.
>>204572546i always ignore that part but feel bad. i dont like disobeying mistress
>>204572520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_t2gNCXYbY
I have a girls name that USED to be a boys name but isn't anymore
this nigga named morgan
>>204572572sue?
dis nigga named SUEhow DO you DO
>>204572572Ok, Sam/Alex/Pat.
>>204572572the feminine of jason would be, jasey? jacyn?
>>204572580>>204572579Pretty sure Sue has always been a girls name that's why his daddy picked Sue>>204572581Good guesses but no
>>204572562classic schizojeet lol
>>204572572CaseyKim
>>204572222
>>204572597sidney
>>204572597Ok, Lindsey/Ashley/Jesse.
>>204572572jamie?
>>204572581I think those are all masculine names overall even if they've moved to more feminine recently. Alex/andria being somewhat of a historical exception.
>>204572620It does start with an S>>204572632right timeframe
>>204572643Samantha and Patricia.
>>204572652>>204572652>>204572652
>>204572572 don’t post my wife
>>204572466>>204572488you will regret it
