https://youtu.be/sh27RDRevgI?si=ZVZVDUdcNu0ybBcn
Watch a comfy ai vid with me

first for cum con sex

His name is Shannon

>>204572652
ummm wtf?

>>204572677
Jealous?

>>204572652
Ferrets are known to collect trash

>>204572652
illegal in california

>>204572680
no. it's rather inappropriate

>>204572670
Oh i have a friend named that lol
Male

>>204572670
NOPE

Why the fuck do I bother going to bars, it’s not like women talk to me

>>204572677
he's a stud

my name is from the OT

>>204572685
In what way?
It's a ferret and some plastic

>>204572694
you're supposed to talk to them, dummy retard

What are you guys' thought on.... on the... uhhh...

>>204572693
Sandy

>>204572694
This is why women dont talk to you btw

>>204572685
if you're not jealous of anything inappropriate, you're a very unusual person

Ayo this dude is named Skyler!

>>204572694
you've blogposted at least twice already being a mopey faggot
try fixing that first before expecting others to talk to you

>>204572711
Honestly really solid guess but no. Here's a hint though, both the first and last letters are correct

>>204572721
there's nothing unusual about me

>>204572735
sydney

>>204572735
Sindy

>>204572694
you're supposed to get drunk and harass women

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>>204572736
same

>>204572735
shelby

>>204572710
strongly against

I’ve decided to become normal

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>>204572751
nope, solid though

>>204572753
I am NOT a stripper (nobody would come)

>>204572767
Hey you win! Don't dox me plox

Ive hit the old age where i start to care about yummy craft beers and now i wish i still had my ex whos dad was a big beer afficionado and could tell you anything you wanna know about them

>>204572770
I've wanted to do this for a while. Is there a guide I can read?

>>204572781
>I am NOT a stripper (nobody would come)
You underestimate guys.

>>204572781
>nope, solid though
my uncle's name is sydney. jej

>>204572694
I used to go just to hang out with my friend and it was one of the 4 things to do in this town

>>204572781
It's too late. I'm already outside your house, ready to make my next move.

>>204572781
Is Shelby really a girl name nowadays though? I've never met anyone or even known of anyone with that as a first name either

>>204572806
I've met at least two women named Shelby.
One of them gave me her number but I never texted her back because she lives an hour away and it didn't seem worth the trouble

>>204572806
Yea i went to school with a cool girl named shelby now shes a cosplay lady

>>204572806
I knew a Millennial girl with that name.

>>204572815
Wat
An hour aint shit

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>>204572791
probably true but I'm not gay so that would be awful

>>204572793
both of my brothers dated a girl named sydney, I kind of always thought it was more girly

>>204572796
uh oh please don't be a gay

>>204572806
Yes, it's fallen out of fashion though I think but it was very popular when I was younger (30y/o boomer here)

>>204572834
I don't have a car

>>204572782
>Hi, I'm not trying to open old wounds or anything, I just have a simple question. Can you give me your dad's phone number? Hope you're doing well. Thanks for your help.

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The amount of sex that I am owed by women that they refuse to give to me could drive even the most stoic of monks to insanity

>>204572857
is there a scientific unit of measurement for sex owed?

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I was cheating but do people really name their girls "sonny" I guess after the Sun but ya know

>>204572871
It's all of it. That's the amount. That would ROUGHLY translate to 145.6B sexings per annum.

>>204572892
Id believe sunny as a name yeah

>>204572897
you would hate sex

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was at a party and my friend's gf had her huge tits presented in her cleavage and honestly it's the closest i've come to accidentally blurting out something horny while talking to friends

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>>204572916

>>204572916
>was at a party
obvious larp

>>204572916
she clearly wants you to comment on how fat her tits are if she's showing off like that

Animism is where its at

I need poop

>>204572930
means nothing if you don't believe me. you don't have to

>>204572938
i just got an uber home, there's nothing more to say

>>204572897
I'm not sure what the B units are, but you're saying once every 2.5 days?

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>>204572916
>had her huge tits presented in her cleavage
I don't care about huge but cleavage drives me crazy

>>204572892
>Which one stands out to you?
why is the AI asking YOU questions

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>>204572949
it was a horny as fuck dress, i think that's an unspoken agreement. she literally always wears provocative cleavage-heavy dresses and it's awesome. alas, forbidden fruit...

>>204572947
Billions duh

>>204572960
Billions mist lie (with anon)

>>204572959
you know what to do now next time it happens

>>204572947
That's B for billion. Roughly 4 billion women alive, 70% have partners, and the average person in a relationship has sex once a week. That equals roughly 145.6 billions instances of sex (or sexings) conducted by women per year, all of which are actually owed to me.

>>204572955
I assume so that you ask it more questions and then they can report more users/time spent

>>204572960
398,904,109.6/day
You wouldn't have a dick.

>>204572971
i'm not commenting on her cow udders next to her boyfriend. you wouldn't get it, she's best appreciated from a distance

>>204572977
>>204572980

>>204572977
>settling for average

>>204572959
>it was a horny as fuck dress, i think that's an unspoken agreement
what do you mean an unspoken agreement

>>204572907
I've had two sexings in my twenty-four years of life, and while it is overrated, thougheverbeit I am still owed it all.

>>204572989
>boyfriend
what a cuckold

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>>204572977

>>204573007
i mean the kind of girl who wears slutty clothing all the time, the unspoken agreement is that she is fine wearing that and likes respectful glances

>>204573017
again you wouldn't get it, it's like a trophy situation. only he gets to fuck her.

>>204573041
>the unspoken agreement is that she is fine wearing that and likes respectful glances
oh well yeah. girls dress like that on purpose, they're not idiots.

>>204573041
trophy wives are always unfaithful

>>204572652
he has human hands

sitting in a bath towel because i have no clean clothes to wear

>>204573192
prolly should do some laundry huh

>>204573200
thats a womans job

>>204573227
ok nakkey boy

>>204573227
so you're never gonna wear clean clothes again?

toga party at anon's place

>>204573238
mom is washing them tomorrow

get to the edge then ruin it

the russian shit does not work, guess i'm waiting

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good night

>>204573260
tell her to wash them now

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>>204573306
Night'mn

>>204573313
shes sleeping after watch the mike tyson vs jake paul fight

>>204573324
how old is your mom?

>>204573321
How did he get out?

>>204573337
early 50's

>>204573324
well wake her up she's being lazy

>>204573364
cant do that i want to stay on her good side

>>204573348
He wasn't that stuck, the guy just gave him a little push once he set it down.

>>204573362
i refuse to believe you

>>204573374
do you have a job?

>>204573306
good night

>>204573388
why
>>204573391
no

>>204573345
lol

>>204573345
A win is a win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5u6iiXJO8
How I feel about one of you (not saying who)

*look up cassettes from my mom's shitty collection of 80s normie music*
>buy or sell starting at $1.90
*look up cassettes of music i actually like and would consider listening to*
>starting at 95.75 + $40 shipping

i'm gay and i eat poop

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drinking mango juice

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erm...?

>>204573730
you never see posts like this in the other generals

>>204573730
we know brian, we know

>>204573731
do you look like that

>>204573771
fuck off dude

ARCANE JUST DROPPED

>>204573785
perhaps

I'd be a good boyfriend

>>204573877
are you good at cooking

i'm straight and i also eat poop

>>204573889
No, I eat terrible food and because of that I frequently have gas.

>>204573892
:/

i shove potatoes up my ass occassionally

before i go on my grinder dates i brush the inside of my ass with my toothbrush

>>204573951
before or after brushing your teeth

>>204573966
before

>>204573917
It's not my fault. I built my habits during a decade and a half of isolation. I went from eating good food cooked by mom to eating ramen at college to eating frozen pizza by myself after graduation. I explained it away at the time that everybody has a dude bro pizza phase in their early 20s. But then nothing changed for a decade

>>204573981
devilish

>>204573345
>tfw no tard wife

>>204574029
Make sure you sleep soon ok

it’s over

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thinking about all the snacks momberg is going to buy tomorrow

>>204573985
you should work on that

the farmer in the dell

>>204574113
You're a snack

imagine a big fat hold waddling up the slop trough chowing down on a big ol' bucket a slop that just got put out

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>>204574143

>>204574156
i could go for a big ol' bucket of slop right now

Why do I even bother going to bars, I am a fucking retard

Americans are fat

dead thread

>>204574248
ur gay (disgusting)

>>204574234
whats wrong

>>204574113
like what?

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>>204574303
cookies, hot chips, donuts, sparkling water

just ripped a loud fart in the kitchen at 3:47:01 AM EST

>>204574285
Ew get away from me cringy creep

>>204574355
i heard it

>>204574368
no faggots allowed, not faggot thread

Are we being raided?

good night
xanax helped me a lot today

>>204574380
Go dry your tears

>>204574390
drugs arent cool

People live in a world of coincidences and think it's some sort of magic religious stupid shit that has their stupid special name on it.
It has come to a point where a coincidence is magic because everything else has some hidden agenda trying to trick em into something they don't want and can't wrap their little heads around the fact that the universe works without taking your stupid ideas in count.

I think we're being raided

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Bros... Mike Tyson is dead...

>>204574414
what makes you think that

>>204574409
Jungian synchronicity is real, faggot

i'm raiding the fuck out of this thread

it's called an imageboard

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>>204574577

>>204574423
which one was this

>>204574644
?

I am not a good person

*takes a long drag from a cigar and chuckles evilly*

>>204574709
We know simpcel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGLOWgrjJiI
so true

>>204574757
We don’t need another schizo can you go post on /shit/ instead

>>204574805
Is there a woman (male) in /brit/ too?

>>204574709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWTi4d56JRE

That was weird, we were totally being raided there for while

>>204574895
are the raiders still in the room with us now? I just see schizopoo sperging out as usual

go raiders

I know im going to regret not sleeping tonight

>>204575038
mommy's going to FLIP!

i regret waking up every morning

>>204575111
I haven't read that it sounds like some reddit story where everybody clapped at the end

Thanksgiving is shit I wish I could get disinvited. No one wants to eat that dry ass bird that you have to drench in gravy to tolerate

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>Yeehaw pardneru

Do you guys actually feel anything making small talk with your family at Thanksgiving or Christmas
I feel about it like I feel about taxes

>>204575201
There's a lot of Asians like this in Texas and it's insanely cute

https://youtu.be/M2c6qblEwnQ?si=NGx8V2R9EU7PE3NR

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>>204575222
i dont say anything i just sit alone until i eat some dinner and go back to sitting alone

how would you react if I popped and ate popped corn in front of you without offering you even 1 corn

I think Mike Tyson was surprised by how poorly he did, he really looked like an old man in there. He said he wants to do more fights, probably specifically because this one went so poorly and was so embarrassing. The problem is it's only going to get worse for him. I hope it does, it would be funny.

>>204575390
No, he just destroyed his legacy for money. He's essentially just a whore. He knew he would lose, thats why he went on that long tyraid when that little girl interviewed him the other day saying that legacy didn't mean anything and nobody would care when you were dead.

>>204575428
That's a valid theory which I also considered. I haven't seen a lot of boxing so it's hard for me to tell if someone is throwing a match

americans chose a convicted felon instead of a state attorney

>>204575437
He doesn't even have to throw, he's an old man, he just sold his name for $20mill or whatever

I kind of felt bad for him watching the fight it looked like elder abuse

>>204575478
He's a convicted rapist, cheater at his own sport. He doesn't care who he hurts or for what reason. Mike Tyson has always been a dumb animal who just enjoys and is good at violence. The giga-nword

>>204575501
Just because hes a rapist and cheater doesnt mean i have to stop being a decent human towards him

>>204575576
You don't have to do anything

>>204575647
oh trust me i do

am i the only cummer awake?

>>204576086
no i am

>>204576111
hi

act 2 was kind of kino

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i know for a fact if i lay down in my bed im going to instantly fall asleep

>>204576144
of what

>>204576334
arcane

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Bro I'm gonna get some hotdogs tomorrow. Excited

>>204576710
weeb loser

After many tequilas the clouds leave but the sun doesn't come back

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Tulsi Gabbard is damn sexy.

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Goooooood Morning!!
Say it back!

>get up at 5pm
>go to bed at 8am
This is my life right now.

>>204577882
gm :)

https://youtu.be/OrR1TGQY20Y?si=9Phqb-9BnCSwKJQc

>>204577995
overnight jobs tend to pay more

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Her having this stare at 4, you just know she will grow up to become the baddest bitch the world will get to see

Bros... i dont feel so good!

I met this hot schizo chick the other night she had the most intense eyes ever and was going on about chakra and how she translates ancient sanskrit texts and all this crazy gnostic stuff and sublimating sexual desires and alchemy. I think she actually had a favorable first impression of me but then i spilled my spaghetti mad hard and she wouldn't give me her number just her youtube channel. Its like years of these long videos of her going on and on about gnosticism and consciousness and dao and all this woke shit. I just want her to look deep into my eyes with that intense stare while riding me and ranting about sexual tantric alchemical process or whatever the fuck.


Its so fucking over... jdimsa

Im ngmi

Never reported a post so fast in my life. Hopefully a russian will kill that creature soon

>>204579806
Okay pedo

megalithic fart

I just slept for 12 hours

bowels are rumblin about to take a nice SHIT

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>>204579943
it's all an act. they dont even go beyond surface level in their own astrology shit, it's to appear different in the laziest way.
The few time I met a bitch like that I put them to the test by taking the conversation into having them elaborate deeper their unusual beliefs they're so quick to display in front of everyone (I know a fair bit on schizoism from x and lit)
guess what
they dont know jackshit beyond the introduction speech
it's a woman at the end of the day
plus these people dont shower

What the fuck is that shit gif?!
Fucking kill yourself freak
You're not interesting in any way
Just fucking go
Nobody will miss your stupid ass. Gtfo goddamn

>>204580958
calm down Chico

I love how any flamewar on 4chan can be stopped by just calling the other person a 4channer (because it implies you're a pathetic incel)

>>204581030
Okay have a nice sane conversation with that idiot I want to see how long you last. Dumbass

>>204579943
Brian ahh gf

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>>204580608
>plus these people dont shower
ok

>>204579943
she's fucking crazy, if her interest in bullshit is more than just casual i don't think it's worth the annoyance

>>204581733
you are frencher than me

do you guys coom in the shower? I've never been able to tbqh

>>204581847
very rarely, used to do it more often when i used to jerk off in the bathroom but ever since i started jerking off in my room i don't do it anymore

>>204581761
tokébakicitte

I havent jerked off in three days and my sleep quality got noticeably better

What are we doing this weekend boys?
Supposed to be warm so I'm going to the shore to fish tomorrow and do my mommys oil change later

>>204582100
Does your mom have big tits?
Post her

>>204579943
>tfw no schizo gf to ponder upon the dao with
im also ngmi

>>204582271
Some things are too good to share bro sorry. Don't want all the /cum/bums having impure thoughts about MY mommy

>>204582100
I need to change my oil too, but I don't feel like spending the money right now. It usually costs me 120$ for the oil and filter

>>204582420
>It usually costs me 120$ for the oil and filter
Stop buying redline or amsoil then lol

satyagrahan sluts
wiccan wenches

I see no reason to get out of bed

It's a beautiful day

>>204582720
Can you stop yourself from smiling?

goin for a buc-ee's run
cum on /cum/ are you cumming or not

Zoomers are the most powerful race

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>>204582775
I kneel

>>204582824
That was a pretty boring fight
The two ladies fighting before them were way more entertaining

>>204582824
https://youtu.be/dWaCcVkRtXQ

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Dumb cat woke me up at 5 am

what's your flooring material of choice?

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>>204572652
You guys did take the free money last night right?

>>204583088
Hardwood but the bathrooms are linoleum for some unexplained reason

>>204583152
Pretty much every religion is against gambling

>>204583152
you doubled that? i thought it was like 3 to 1 in favor of jake

>>204583251
you think picking a cult, living and thinking as it demands for an afterlife reward isnt gambling?

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>>204583478
No.

Why you no talka with your accent no more

it is nigga

>>204583478
It's not called Pascal's wager for nothing

>>204583440
The bigger bet was Jake to win and also it going to at least round 4. So if Mike win at any time or jake won before the start or round 4 it would be a loss. That’s why it was 2.1 instead of the normal 1.4ish for Jake to win anytime.

Pascal was a home schooled frenchman (yuck!)

>>204583812
Holy reddit

>>204583890
>le heckin' reddit
Why do you call anything you don't like or understand reddit

>>204583251
It’s not gambling if it’s scripted. Which it was. Why they let people bet on a WWE match I don’t know, but I’m glad they did.

thinking about raping my goonstick to some POV hetero wmwf pornography

>>204583917
Quit projecting redditor

Pascal's Wager assumes a binary choice between belief in the Christian God or no belief, ignoring the diversity of religious beliefs and the possibility of multiple gods or different conceptions of the divine.
Pascal's Wager is a form of argument from ignorance, essentially, it says that we should believe in God because we don't know for sure whether God exists or not. This is seen as intellectually dishonest, as it bypasses genuine inquiry into religious truth.
Belief based solely on a cost-benefit analysis is not genuine belief, but rather a form of "betting." True religious belief would seem to require sincerity, not mere pragmatic calculation.

I've been pooping a lot lately but still feel backed up like there is more poop inside my butt

>>204583883
Pretty common in those days thoughbeit. Not a lot of higher learning institutions that weren't explicitly teaching the biblical understanding of the "sciences". Frederick's University in Berlin being a unique exception almost a century later

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>>204584005
>I can't believe this man is invading my safe space with his words! REDDIT! PROJECTION!
got any more meaningless buzzards you fucking bore

Why did u redeeem itttt

>>204584007
Correct, that's kinda the whole point. Pascal posits faith as a gamble rather than actually faith. it's a pretty fucking stupid argument

>>204584132
Jesus you reek of Reddit
I guess you can’t help it tho

>>204584234
ur moms tongue reeks of my asshole

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In your house, I long to be
Room by room, patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

>>204584196
Pascal's Wager is not just a weak argument for believing in God—it fundamentally misunderstands what genuine faith is. By framing faith as a "bet," Pascal turns it into a transactional, self-serving gamble: you believe to avoid eternal damnation and gain eternal salvation. But that’s not faith—it’s risk management disguised as spirituality.

The problem with this reasoning is that it reduces belief to a game of odds, when true faith is about deep conviction, personal transformation, and grappling with existential questions. Faith isn’t something you decide based on fear of consequences; it’s about sincere engagement with the mysteries of life. Pascal’s Wager bypasses this complexity, making belief an intellectual decision based on a simple cost-benefit analysis rather than a meaningful spiritual journey.

Moreover, Pascal’s Wager takes the easy way out of serious philosophical inquiry. Instead of honestly exploring whether God exists or considering the nature of faith, Pascal suggests that belief is a rational choice made to avoid the risk of hell. But true faith comes from confronting the unknown, not from playing it safe.

Additionally, the wager assumes a false dichotomy—either you believe in the Christian God, or you don’t. It ignores the existence of other religions and gods. If the wager is valid, why not choose another god or religion? The argument oversimplifies and ignores the diversity of religious thought, making it more of a flawed marketing pitch than a serious philosophical stance.

Ultimately, Pascal’s Wager undermines the very essence of faith. True belief isn’t about avoiding risk or hedging your bets—it’s about sincerity, transformation, and a genuine connection to something greater than oneself. Pascal’s Wager misses that mark entirely.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

faith is about being a gay nigga

>>204584435
Thanks chat

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What’s your excuse

>>204584622
i have a good credit score

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Wash my pussy

>>204584665
Over the years I've become convinced that a pussy without regular sex never gets very clean. It seems counterintuitive but that's been my experience

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>>204574512
It's so real that he kept hopping between its definitions until his deathbed, alright
>Verification not required

okay but frfr they did my boy harambe dirty
almost 10 year anniversary
thinkin of bakin a cake

I can’t find the jacket I came home from the bar in but it’s way too early to go and ask if I left it there

But how the fuck did I get home if my keys would be in the pocket

kike tyson but instead of a lisp hes just like *shhcmooole* *hebraic noises*

>>204585072
LOL

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>>204585072
>kike tyson
kek

Nvm I just left it on the coatrack in the bathroom

>>204582979
Really adorable cat. My cat used to jump on my bed every morning at 7am and bite my hand or paw at my facs until i woke up then he'd run away. He'd keep doing it until I got up. Miss that little dude like you wouldn't believe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voT9hOs6FZc

>>204585187
Mt cat does this but at 0430 because that's when I normally get up for work

hello

leave me alone

>>204585148
>>204585151
my style is investuous

>>204585444
No *hugs you*

>>204585639
lol

Slept in late again award
Gm /cum/mers

NEW BREAD
>>204585796
>>204585796
>>204585796
NEW BREAD

the new is too early. everyone rape the OP

>>204585832
It's not rape if it sounds fun

>>204585808
morning bud

new bread? sorry i'm gluten intolerant.

>>204586209
We're gonna make you poop Anon, get ready to sit on your throne