Fun EditionPrev >>204572652
first for sexo con cum
>>204585861Is that the Fortnite dance? Damn Fortnite was so good before it became a licensed BS collage.
woke up(unfortunately)seems the obese pedo's hex didnt work
you ever think a muzzie watched "Handmaid's Tale" and wondered to himself, "Why is this whore not covering her face?"
>>204585972no
>>204585972Yeah, if you're watching it in Saudi I can't imagine it'd have the same impact. It's just white people doing normal shit for once. In fact, Atwood very openly based some of the atrocities in the book off Saudi Arabia.
>>204586045i would rather not mystify people like mousenonce or jeetschizo, let's keep it real ok
sexoooooooooo
>>204586045kill yourself for saving that
Shariah Law is good actually
attention! I will be going to the movies laterthat is all thank you for reading my blog
*unsubscribes*
>>204586190Seething psychopath
I had fun drinking lots of alcohol last night, but now I must wait until seven (7) to drink again. Any ideas?
>>204586045whats it called when ur a schizo with psychotic tendencies
>>204586318not drink again ever
>>204586200Nah
>>204586318shitpost about how miserable you are
thanks to the modest entry fee of $100 and the continued incompetence of my local basketball team, I am now up a cool grand
>>204586351What will I do when I'm thirsty, dumbass?
>>204586319Terrypilled
>>204586273not an option, will probably give some head after the movie too, I really hope he finishes on my face today
>sataniaposter>gayimagine my shock
lol and baka at new drunks just buy more alcohol and pregame alone all day are you 13
>>204586402*not drink alcohol ever again
>>204586383can you play win ten more and paypal them to me
>>204586443you cant pregame for 10 hours, stupidass. Thats just day drinking
>>204586361you accidentally typed nah instead of yah
can't imagine being gay, so many beautiful girls with pussies out there and nigga is like "yea i'm gonna fuck men", like what, it's doesn't make sense
>>204586471only if you give me a french gf
boy i'm terrific
>>204586479so ive heard so ive heard
>>204586441>troon toons>gay Imagine my shock
>>204586538imagine her giving you this dead eyed stare while she cums on her face with her monster energy can sized cock
>her
>>204586576i like anime and im not gay there goes your theory out the window
>>204586576anime is high test
i am now claiming Canada's first post of the thread
>>204586504I meant to type hah, as in laughing at yo goofy ass
>>204586628give it back NOW
honestly starting to feel a little bad for indians online
first shitepost of the thread
>>204586608Yes she could paint my face any day
>>204586519HE can't even get a French gf. What makes you think he can get you one
>>204586667I'm not people aren't being hard enough on them if anything they're now the largest population in the world and still growing exponentially and their shit culture is infecting every part of the world it would honestly be a kindness to future generations to nuke them now and slow their growth a bit, we should view it the same way we do putting down feral hogs, when too many of them are around we acknowledge that it's bad for the environment and do what has to be done
>>204586578Trannies are gay, my man
you should need to have at least 100iq to have right or access to anything and anyone below that should be like some sort of special needs animals the government keeps watch on
>>204586746That does not make playing with her dick any less hot
>tfw no french gf to drink coffee and chain smoke with
>>204586716men are all of those at once women are NONE of those things
>>204586746Simpcel will NOT like this
>That does not make playing with her dick any less hot
>>204586519I cannot legally do that
>>204586736i would fuck the dogshit out of a poojeeta
>>204586812friendship with france ENDEDnow THAILAND is my best friend
>>204586778women do give life though if that's what getting pregnant means
It’s finally warm again maybe I’ll go for a jog
>>204586716Im a bitch ass nigger
>>204586746TRANNIES AND TRAPS ARE NOT GAY
>>204586837this is a really good edit
>>204586829But that requires a man to get her pregnant once again proving women can't do anything without relying on men
>>204586829ok i will admit theyre good for ONE thing also theyre pretty and warm and sweet even when they smell bad they smell good unless theyre ugly
>TRANNIES AND TRAPS ARE NOT GAY
>>204586828realistically I could like drop some ig usernames in here of single hoes I know are looking for someone. But unless you're ready to fly on a whim and fill the looks requirements that would be pretty pointless to do so
>>204586901I'm not gay. I just happen to appreciate cute penises.
>>204586845It's ok if you're gay limmie
>I'm not gay. I just happen to appreciate cute penises.
>>204586941see >>204586925
I am gay and I enjoy my bf's penis
>>204586667There was a point in time when I kind of felt bad for them, but it just keeps getting worse and worse with them irl in Canada, affirming that they deserve it
>>204586919>french girlsi wouldnt wish that on the worst cummer. a used up thai alley grandma over an 18 year old french girl everytime
>>204586962Tell this other nigga that liking penises makes you gay then. He needs to hear it from his like minded kin
>>204586951>he doesn't like a cute throbbing penis dripping precumNGMI
>>204586962
Just jerked off at 10:48 in the morning
>>204586978This is some serious cope
>>he doesn't like a cute throbbing penis dripping precum
mechanic went from "we can fix it alright" to "you'd be better off taking it apart and selling the parts" to finally "it's fucked beyond hope just give it to me" and the pigs keep my license until the trial im knee deep in stupidly high bills for mocing the bitch aroundand Im here shitposting
>>204587005>t. high t
>>204586989Liking penises is gay however there is nothing wrong with that, there is no better feeling than having a cute boy cum all over your face and then rub it in and tell you to clean him up and then finishing it off with a kiss (on his cock)
Hey did you know there’s a whole containment board for you man ass enjoyers to explore >>>/lgbt/
> however there is nothing wrong with that
Good morning
Animal shelters will show you dogs like this and say>This is Flower, she's a lab mix!Bitch what did the lab mix with, two pitbulls?
>>204587025theyre gross whores and they spawned canadia
>>204587116morning bud
>>204587132actually that was england
>>204587126If i had the time and money i would adopt pitbulls to shoot them
>>204587126Kek true. I had some woman say she had a terrier puppy and I came to see it and it was a fucking shitbull
>>204587072>there is nothing wrong with that, there is no better feeling than having a cute boy cum all over your face and then rub it in and tell you to clean him up and then finishing it off with a kiss (on his cock)look, this guy knows
>>204587100men do not have pussys so you cannot lay with a man like you lay with a woman this is implying that troons pretending to be women are bad, two men being men together is fine!
KTM got caught by a multinational conglomerate, tried homogenizing all of their bikes in each design category, outsourced it all to china and India, and is now begging for a greater than 100 million dollar investment to make up for the collosal losses they've been posting as a result. When will these corps learn
>>204587057This but unironically No porn either just jorkin it to my imagination like god intendedI am crazy man
>>204587126thats a classic billy burr joke you thought you can get away with stealing it, not on my watch
>>204587185
>>204587169Technically not wrong, as the full name of pitbulls is "pitbull terrier"
>>204587185this raises a question ive always had, why do women love doggsystle i like missionairy you can grab their legs and tits and tummu and neck WOW i am horny
>>204587207Great minds think alike
nafri gets taken into unexpected offroading session to end up in a pole only to get picked up and thrown in a jail for duibecause of a fucking snout nosed haram critter on the road. Now aint that some fucking mirthful irony you'd read in a bad novel ya allahi
>>204587132Anglo-Canada was largely spawned by American monarchist chuddies who preferred to leave the country rather than join the libtard republicans post independence warA bit like the Confederates who opted to move to Brazil (still a slave state at the time) after losing the Civil War
>>204587309it's allah punishing you for eating pork
>>204587205These Vento motorcycles are Chinese made, and supposed to be pretty goodYou can get one of these for $1,600https://www.vento.com/crossmax-250/
I think I might just kms this life thing isnt in my favorcarreer, cash, women, friendship, hobbies it's not working out
>>204587162>>204587329this is actually very cool and interesting ill do my homework before speaking ill of france or canada
>>204587263It hits the g spot more readily. If you really want to make them scream you get the from behind while grabbing their tits with one land and rubbing their clit with the other. Instantly orgasm
>>204587368why are countries that eat bacon for breakfast so rich and relatively peaceful while the ones that dont are in massive poverty, war, dictatorship and inbredism
>>204587309It's your fault for sparing the javelina. Fuck them shits
>>204587444Muzzies and Russians convince themselves that they're actually better for all the suffering they inflict upon themselves
dont buy cars with distress signal features. This shit just snitches on younext shitbox imma buy wont even have blinkers on fucking nigger manufacturers
>>204587418really? does your penis have to curve a certain way? from what ive read the gspot is like at the stomach area like upper vagina
>>204587230>new testament Gross and sad
https://youtube.com/shorts/bnthN2UXnC4?si=S0YA97cr34Vgm6JFKitter
>>204587378Ya I'll believe it when I see it. People have been saying "just as good" for decades while they spend the better part of every weekend replacing all the major parts on their kayo. I'm sure they work, but I would bet my life savings they are "good" or "reliable" and the boomer mentality of buying 10 of the thing you want because it's cheaper and surely at least one of them will work well enough is contemptible. Id rather ride a bike that just fucking works
>>204587397It’s a bit tragic. The original Anglo-Canadians were the biggest chuds in North America, but then degenerated into the gayest libtards on the continent over the course of a couple hundred years. A bit like the subset of Internet Nazis who horseshoe around to trooning out
i was going to blashpheme but actually its not worth it
i think i might be lactose intolerantquite lamedo you guys prefer soy milk or almond milk or oat milk
>>204587509I don't think so? Mine doesn't really curve at all but I can definitely tell when I'm hitting it, and it's much easier to do from behind. This is a medical diagram NOT porn
>>204587606I prefer MILK milk, nigga
Classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw
>>204587206jesus
>>204587590The fedora tippers itt tend to raise hell if you do. Not as bad as your average /his/ poster thoughpv40k
>>204587582lmao i mean when you get successful you attract women and gayfags all the biggest countries and cities are like that. you just reminded me that canada used to be jacked lumberjack bros idk about the women. i hear canada turns out models.
>>204587606I prefer lactose free milk like lactaid. It's real milk with lactase added, so the lactose is already refined and you don't get the unpleasantness
>>204587664Got dat testosterone nigga nahmsayin
>>204587263I imagine that missionary hits the G-spot more readily, but doggy may sacrifice G-spot stimulation in exchange for more clitoral stimulation with the balls
Why are Japanese models so chubby? I thought Japanese people liked skinnier women.
>>204587606whole milk
Samefag
I spent 3k to build pic rel from scratch to avoid paying 3k for pic rel and now I don't have pic rel in any form. Feels bad man
>>204587606Lactose intolerant hereI just go with lactade, I don't know what's in it but it's good with cereal
>>204587766>>204587784FFS
>>204587780looks kind of ass
>>204587796>idk what's in it>>204587704It's just the enzymes you apparently lack.
>>204587780come blow my head off
>>204587796you mean lactaid? it's regular milk without lactose. your body can't produce lactase which is an enzyme that converts lactose in milk to glucose and galactose.
>>204587733this is 'plus size' in asia btw.
Could he pass for a native in your country?
>>204587885sexo
>>204587885Sexo
>>204587820But it weighs 6ish pounds and has an overall length of 42" or 32" with stock folded. Perfect for strapping to my bike when I feel like riding out into the woods and doing some target shooting. The main reason I didn't want to just buy one of these is that the guy that makes them is one of the biggest tools on the planet, and these things have pretty terrible accuracy despite their price points owing to a fundamental part of their design. Only accurate rifles are interesting
>>204587885I would buy my dick so far in that ass you'd need the jaws of life to pull me out
if in your state you fully benefit from the second amendement and yet do not use your outstandingly democratic yet exceptionally rare on earthly regimes freedom to mercifully put down those who ask you wherever they may be then you are no different than a godamn commie bitch
>>204587916>>204587929>>204587944https://www.youtube.com/@ssunbikiher channel, enjoy.
>>204587901I don't think he could pass for a native in my solar system
me and who
PLEASE
>>204587885bros shes perfect thats her insta rightttt???
>>204587953Book a flight and I'll make sure you never seen it coming fren
>>204587885And in the rest of the world
>>204587959this is too much
>>204588043you sure about that
>>204587930for me it's the mdrx
>>204587263I like missionary with my bf because I can grab his cock while I thrust
Sad bc i wont jerk off again for 12 hrs
*taps the sign*
>>204588072I have one. They're pretty cool. Can't find any pics of it at the moment
how do i download more ram
>>204588113Not gay just like jorkin my hogThis mornings fap was to my exs sister last nights to my friends wife Just a lil horn dog, a silly guy
>>204588158visit meatspin.com and click the link
>pay ~$4/50 for 1(ONE) kleenex box>pay ~$9-10 for a 6pack of storebrand 2ply TPlifehacks
>>204588158Delete System32 for unlimited ram
>>2045881934.50*doh
>>204588082What do gay niggas think of big booba traps
>>204588158dedotated wam dot com
>>204588222If a trap has boobs they're probably on hrt and minutes from trooning out, however I think boys who just have naturally pointy nipples (not boobs) are cute
not got a feminine curve on my body but i can't stop thinking about wearing cute girl clothing but if i commit to it i might obliterate the line between fetish and identity and become a degenerate
>>204588283kill yourself
the perils of being a lonesome neet with nobody but anonymous figments to talk to.
>>204588449im here for you
happy feetwombo combo
>>204588449I hate this feel so much
>>204588324Crossdressing is hot just depends heavily on the clothing, obviously if you're manly don't go wear a slimfit dress or something but more cosplay oriented clothes like a maid outfit or bunny suit are still fine>>204588415I simply don't like troons
>Crossdressing is hot
why is the annoying faggot shitting up the thread again?
business idea: euthanasia for me
what fucking kind of man applies to be a janitor
>>204588588Actually, i believe he applied specifically because hes NOT fucking DOHOHOHOHO
It's a beautiful Saturday for the white raceIf you are white, you should enjoy yourself today. You are all kings.
>>204588649what counts as white
thinking of applying to the jannies then going all the way through the application process but then reject their final offer
>>204588649holy shit
>>204586045anyone who denies this is a psychopath
>>204588665european, hispanic, mena, or desi
>>204588665Of pure European heritage
>>204588696dark brown hands typed this post
You guys don't understand. I don't just want sex, I NEED sex
4chan business idea: pay to see all previous posts by a poster's IP.
4chan business idea: pay to see through the webcams of all posters in a thread
>>204588576Daytime cum is always getting shit up by faggots, neets, and neet faggots Come back for evening/night cum
>>204588516makes sense
>>204588813**spins my meat in front of the camera**
>>204588841cum went to shit after 2016, plus the influx of phoneposters
How big is your dick
4chan business idea pay to turn other posters into your sex slave
>>204588813i do not have web camera
>>204588939All monitors have a built in web camera that you can't see so the glowies can watch you
>>204588974o fugg :-DDD
7 eleven pidzer is back on dealthis is not a drill
>>204588974*puts electrical tape over my entire monitor*
which fast slop restaurant has the best chicken sandwich
id let a guy blow me but only through like a gloryhole or something. i dont want to see his faggot face or hear hims moans
>>204589039i put painters tape over the big obvious webcam on one of my monitors but now i have to put tape over the non-webcam having monitors too just in case
>>204588910Ok then go away
going to costco. what do you all want?
>>204589082whether you see his face or not, youre still gay
i havent shit in a couple days i can feel a big one buildin up
>>204589174let me get a uuuuuuUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Tired of anxiety
>>204589174a gf, some golden oreos, and a big thing of sour gummy worms
>>204589174can u get me a box of red bean mix and some sausage
POV youre about to have a great time
>>204589174Jerky, nuts, protein coffee drink, bubly
>>204589279One of the few stations left in North America that still broadcasts in analog
>>204588915My bfs is 7 inches I've never measured his girth but it's decently think, kind of the perfect size to be fun to gag on without hurting yourself for real
it's time>>204589209
might get like another 8 books that ill read 20 pages at most and never pick up again. they look nice on my bookshelf
>>204589581quintessential /lit/ post
>>204589581I bought a copy of predator concrete jungle and didnt finish thr first chapterLol
>>204589581how about picking up 10 or 20 books that you never even open and just park them on your shelf forever
https://youtube.com/shorts/nsvJml2_1SA?si=62tcrYfPuE07TVWjAnyone member charlie the unicorn
>>204589581Just get a e reader and pick up/drop books for free as you please
I really need a haircut
>>204589581ever heard of a "library?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82rIylHKHfY
>>204589581i bought the 3 lord of the rings and the game of thrones books, never even opened them, first and last time i ever bought books
>>204589581you're based dont listen to the haters
>>204589805>>204589776>>204589760>>204589716>>204589657>>204589628>>204589602bookshelfs areugly if they dont have books in them
i need to get this humiliation ritual of a life over with already
>>204589845book shelfs are just shelfs until you put books on them, if you need shit to decorate there's a billion different things you could have that you actually find interesting
>>204589892don't give up anon! i believe in you!
>>204589760I almost exclusively read rare books that aren’t available in libraries
>>204589845i don't respect your opinion
finished pooping award
>>204589915>>204589953a full bookshelf means the owner is high iq. it is known.
I forgot I still have halloween candy, yum
>>204590073who cares
yah im getting that 7 eleven pidzer as soon as landlordberg steps away. i cant stand even saying good morning to them
cum posters have big huge dicks and also theyre tall and handsome
>>204590191i have an above average cock and am of strictly average height
>>204589940that's retarded
>>204586777Check, you're gay btw.
Well THERES your problem
>>204590203ok, shrimp
I listened to many audio books at work, including many jfk conspiracy books. Long story short. The CIA killed JFK because he wouldn't invade Cuba after the bay of pigs.
>>204590217The public library is complete dogshit, full of stuff like 50 Shades for wine moms. University library is a lot better, but is missing a lot of stuff due to thought crimes
>>204590237huh
>>204590351feel bad for you and your lame library
>saturday night when I was 7>enjoy some goldfish, chocolate milk, and runescape>saturday night when I'm 27>enjoy some goldfish, chocolate milk, and runescape
>>204590391rsn?
when you were 7 you werent on hrt and posting on 4chan 24/7 though
Cute femboy cosplayer I liked uploaded a new video and it's already been put on coomer, gonna bust a fat one while stroking my peanits to it
>>204590409I would sooner delete my account than add anyone from this website
>>204590237https://www.tiktok.com/@eessmmee_gon/video/7320069907889147178
The people that designed how chikfila is ran should be in charge of our country
>>204589926that just makes you a mark unfortunately. i am ngmi axiomatically it just won't happen
My city spent a squiliion dollars on a new downtown library
fuck my 250 word essay is due in an hour
want to go to the local library and check out animorphs but dont want to go into the kids section
A chick fil a opened in my city and people waited 2 hours in line to get some
>>204590390The uni library used to be a lot better, but they’ve purged a lot of stuff over the last several years
>>204590608probably served 6k customers in 2 hours they are so fucking efficient at that bitch
>>204590623i should have said, i also don't believe you. if you don't read the books in the public library, you don't know if they're any good or not
getting real sick of this toil 8 hours a day every day shit. need to hit a monumental lick
*waits faster*
Why is rfk jr anti vaccine and water fluoridation?
>>204590791hes in the know
>>204590791the right are willing to ignore facts and science if it hurts their feelings
>>204590791the legal definition of "vaccine" was changed and water fluoridation is scientifically related to a drop in population IQ
>we NEED fluorite in the water because of... erm... DENTAL HEALTH, yea dental health that's why we need to poi- i mean enhance the water supply with fluorite
>we're draining all the swampy monsters>ALL RIGHT MR KENNEDY STEP RIGHT UP YOU'RE IN MY CABINET NOW YOU'VE EARNED IT
Uhh
I hate anglos so much its unreal
>>204590964Despite my drinking habit I've never sunk so low as to drink at 8am on a weekday
why do gays love seltzers so much?
>>204590894What was the definition changed to? And from? I hadn't heard that. Also ya I read about those studies, but they were related to extremely high levels of fluoride. I think that was what made them further regulate fluoride levels to make sure that never actually happens, but who knows. Seems like it's probably not worth it with dental care the way it is now
>>204591011Theyre yummy wummy just like the cummy in their tummy and bummy >w<
reducing my spaghetti sauce rn. ama
>>204591011i don't think that's exclusively a gay thing. seltzers are nice if you want something more than water but not loaded with sugar.
>>204591011t. hoppy beer at the barcade
>>204591011We do?I dunno they're fizzy but not high calorie
seems i touched a nerve
are schizos better posters if you give them gin or tequila?
>lust provoking image
>>204589405It's part of why I like them
I think i will attempt 100 pullups within the hour.
>>204591011They’re probably associated with women and gays because at least some of them are better if you’re trying to avoid obesity (not the sugary ones, obviously). Amusingly, they’re really the optimal pick for gym bros and chuds, since they’re both good on the fat front, and lack the estrogenic properties of hops
>>204591237 it’s our dear deer anon
>>204591573your reasoning is very silly
>>204591481unlawful blacktivites are prohibited in this threadno circus here, go circus somewhere else
i failed
>>204591619Beer makes you low T. Medieval people didn’t know the mechanism, but certain figures such as Martin Luther encouraged hoppy beers, as it was recognized to suppress the libido
>>204591684i don't care. there are many things in the world besides beer.
meh I gave up on making the new
>>204591820
Reddit is seething because they dont want fluoride taken out of their water
>>204591991>>204591991New
>>204587309Don't drink and drive? It's really not that hard, especially in the age of taxi apps
>>204591237I recognize that bird bath