hate it when you lads don't make proper news in a timely fashion
Anyone want to goon in discord
Cuddles with Catberg
He's here
>>204582538yeah I played it but haven't checked it for a while
>>204582652ooh la la
>>204582652I pose like that in photos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leorbjaizQ
>>204582672Love that look from them as their tongue is up my arse hole
Had a dream that I sucked myself off last night. And my houses ceilings were turning rusty from something in the loft.Not sure what to make of that, really.
listening to japanese musicno, im not a weeb. but i just like a lot of music from japan.
where's mousey
lads the stupid work that I have to do today got delayed so now I have to do a 20:00-04:00 shift and then back in work 09:00 monday morning. How very fucking grim
fucking screaming
>>204582445>it doesn't mean they necessarily have a preference for childrenyeah dude just ignore all the chats of them talking sexually towards children and visiting a home where they believe a child is home alone.if you feel so bad for these freaks why dont you let your child be friends with these fine me
>>204582714
gay porn screaming
>>204582735is she native american?
Brrrrrrr, time to put the heating on!
sex with stuntpegg
sex with simon pegg
I've amended my personality to a woke to trigger the rorkes
>>204582777part yeah
>dont you let your child be friends with these fine meWhat on earth did he mean here?
utterly desperate to suckle on a teet and lick a tummy
any rhinotillexomania man in
>>204582739ffs those stupid idiots you should quit and be a neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amcO8wdcGsU
GTA Vice City was released 22 years ago in 2002It was set 16 years prior to its release, in 1986
Not sure what to have for lunch ladsWould quite like some Ethiopian food but the restaurants are far away, can't be arsed Hate Liverpool there's only slop available in the centre
>>204582777>>204582735have this weird intuition that i will marry a native indian girldespite the fact i find them almost universally unattractive and i dont like america lol
>>204582856it's 2024 just get it delivered
>>204582781I just popped my nice woolen jumper onbeing comfy doesn't need to cost anything
>>204582867boring gay post
Nth for the wonderful Candice
>>204582848true
business idea: delivirgin (female)
>>204582876Oh right didn't know woolen jumpers were free
>>204582888She looks frumpy
really need a job, mostly so i can buy new clothes and pursue new hobbiesbored of being on the computer
I am a woke nowIs there any diversity in this thread
mmmm love my Ethiopian food *scrans another mud cake*
I didn't choose the NEET life, the NEET life choosee me.
>>204582856Liverslop
>>204582867they're kinda fat most of the time
>>204582916very high reviewsalso wtf that's miles away from liverpool centre
sir jewish wife and kids
>>204582751first of all i don't feel bad for them and think they should be punished, but in most cases they weren't actively seeking out a child just for the sake of shagging a child, they were just taking what they could get, could just as easily have happened with an adult woman, however these decoys have an agenda so obviously they're going to play along no matter how much of a freak the guy is whereas a non-decoy would not
>>204582855>1986 was nearly 50 years agotime flies when your playing vidya
>>204582895I already owned a jumper, it wasn't an additional expense caused by the cold weather
>>204582856>Would quite like some Ethiopian foodLove this gimmique
Just found out mousenonce is actually on the sex offenders register for grooming kids in fife ahahahaha
>>204582941cant say after a dry spell the idea of raping a child popped in my head lad, might wanna go get yourself checked by the nutter doctor
>>204582899she’s a classic beauty
>>204582959So?
>>204582870nah its very messy to eat and is better freshfuck it might have to just go!
>>204582984Very mannish face
saturday flight time on ms flight simdubs decides where i fly to and from
love eating with my handswent out with the mates for a curry and i was the only one who ate with his hands. the restuarant owner (?) complimented me on it. apparently i had good technique
>>204582983well you're obviously not as dumb and/or desperate as these chaps
Sir Cole Palmer
>>204582998Mongolia Hawaii
>>204582970Link
>>204582998from london luton to london city airport
it cold
>>204582984got the photo of her spreading herself showing off her growler?
anyone else enjoy looking at womens (or trannies) breasts or is that just me
Sir >>204582652 >>204582735er
ice cold pepsi max right on the bollocks
>love eating with my hands>went out with the mates for a curry and i was the only one who ate with his hands. the restuarant owner (?) complimented me on it. apparently i had good technique
>>204583007>i'm desperate/dumb for sex so i'll go out and rape a child!who the fuck thinks like this exactly?dumb people dontdesperate people donti think there is a word for people who are attracted to children.
>>204583039I don’t like that kind of talk
>>204582998area 51
>>204583041prefer looking at their arseholes me(this applies to both assuming the trannards is well maintained and not a manly arsehole)
>>204582933Kensington is Liverpools immigrant slum it only has 79 reviews
>>204582998your house to my house
>>204582998EKVG-EGKK
>>204582998London to Bournemouth
>>204583056No he's right
>>204582998Jamaica to Bahamas
Is Area 51 real or did they make it up
remember the time pakiboo ate coleslaw with his hands?
stuntpegg
>>204583056>dumb people dont>desperate people dontyes they do, i know it's hard to consider the perspectives of other people when you're autistic but you could at least try mate
for me its Area 13 ;)
>>204582998the world trade centre
>>204583103off topic groomer post
>>204582984had a dream last night where I was in France and met a beautiful women and we married in lived in a cottage in the countryside. wanted to die when I woke up and its not real.
>>204582998belgium > congo
>>204582998Southampton to Cardiff
>>204583056tbf majority of these people in nonce hunter vids appear intellectually or otherwise disabled, theyre probably just happy to feel desired for the first time in their life
>>204583125hs?
>>204583081no hes not?people dont rape children because their desperate?dumb people dont rape children because their dumb?think you should be put on some sort of list lad>>204583105>yes they dodont count yourself mate, the mask slipped we already know your a nonce. never in my 27 years of living have i considered visiting a child because im desperate.imagine telling someone on the street these bizarre shite lmao
>>204582998Lahore to Almaty
>>204582998Birmingham to Manchester
>>204582998los angeles to delhi
dunno why but whenever I'm watching noncehunter videos I identify most closely with the nonces
>>204582998Glasgow to Stornoway
>>204583183marmiteman4 moment
>>204583183hahahaha
>>204582998Manchester UK to Christchurch NZyou can pick if you would prefer to stop off at Dubai, Doha, or Singapore but if you do Dubai or Doha you also have to layover in Sydney Australia.
>>204582998Jakarta to Hong Kong
>>204583183I feel sorry for them
>>204583140best nonce hunter videos are the closeted pakis more concerned about being outed as a poof than wanting to fuck kidsused to be a great one the paki pissed himself when confronted before youtube deleted a load
>>204582998beijing to shenzen
>>204583158trying to distance yourself from noncery by calling other people nonces only makes you seem more suspicious lad
>>204583158>people dont rape children because their desperate?>dumb people dont rape children because their dumb?Yes they do
>>204583215you said you felt bad for the pedos because they are not pedos?whos running defense for the nonce defense league here mate?
>>204582998Laos to Kingston
>>204582998Ascension Island to the Falklands
>>204582999bet your curry hands have never been close to a real human womans vagina
this nonce hunting trend is low key weird, feels like people are desperate to see others punished and abused and just need a justification
>>204582998gatwick to heathrow
>>204582998Johannesburg to Dubai
i'm 29 and i still pick my nose and eat it
>>204583239You use a lot of question marks, think you must be quite an unstable person
>>204582998sneedland to chuckville
Missus is making me watch The Apprentice. I don't understand this show. The winner isn't going to work with Lord Sugar to scrappily create a business in a day on a product/industry they've never worked in before so what are we judging them on
why are the all the nonces in the nonce Hunter videos clearly low IQ/learning disabled
>>204582998JFK > SIN
get me off this godforsaken island
>>204583267Yeah especially the recent American ones where they basically just beat the shit out of the noncesDunno how they don't end up in prison
>>204582998don't care where you fly from as long as land directly on my bollocks
>>204583279waste not want not
>>204583303ever shag her up the arse?
>>204583311oh fug :D
>>204583267>feels like people are desperate to see others punishedyeah mate i'm desperate for criminals to be locked up in a sane society>abusednobody abuses them lad, they film them and call the police to arrest them for attempting to rape a child.do you understand now?raping a child is bad
the true crime obsession is also very fucking weird
too hungry no energy to get out bed get foodthis is it im going to die
https://x.com/PedosCaught/status/1844880742574166387the ending of this fucking made me howlyou can see it coming from a mile away, but its so fucking good
Best internet provider please
>>204583325hope you've got flight miles dick head
>>204583303The programme is painfully easy to understand mate, that's part of the reason why it's shite
>>204583326im not the aussie youre having your little incel argument with so piss off
>>204583239that's it mate, get all that projection out of your system, can't say i didn't fully expect someone with your twisted worldview to chime in with you usual routine of sperging out over nothing
>>204583342Clue
nonce hours this afternoon jfc they all suddenly came out in droves. they got nowt to do now that the schools are closed for the weekend
>>204583101it's real
>>204583370I want a serious answer please
>>204583326>nobody abuses them ladYes they do fucktard
>>204583338got the one of the nonce into piss and they make him drink half a pint of it?
when was the last time you asked a woman on a date?
living room stinks
>>204583342vodaphone, were in a contract with them recently. they were class
miss ball busting posting so fucking bad lads
>>204583388A clue
>>204583399june. we've been in a relationship since.
a few companies are confident they can make an AGI now
>>204583369>twisted worldviewwanting child predators to be locked up is a twisted world view, hahaha christ how do you people function in society
get the dog wanked
>>204583442
>>204583431Yeah? Maybe it make good /Brit/ posts
>>204583267assaulting them seems unnecessary when they're already entrapped with overwhelming evidence
>>204583441that is absolutely not what i said and you know it
>>204583399I’ve never asked a woman on a date
eating reheated dominos pizza
>>204583327why?
>>204583399never
>>204583483>that is absolutely not what i said!!! i said a man who messaged a child sexually and then visited their home when they believe they are alone are not pedos!!!! OKAY!?!? I'M PERFECTLY SANE DONT JUDGE ME!!Ever told anyone these thoughts lad, as in real life? Best keep it to yourself eh?
damnit what didn't Diddy do?
find women incredibly boring most of the time apart from sex.Don’t mind spending time with them like going out for some scran but hate doing all that romancy cuddling bollocks or sitting down close to each other because thats what your supposed to do
last time I asked a woman on a date? todaylast time I went on a date? last nightlove getting amongst it me
>>204583525nonce a child hence why nobody is defending him
Clunge
>>204583549australian women are different
>>204583508reading about people being brutally murdered all day isnt healthy exploiting people who have been murdered to make entertainment people imagining everyone around them might be a psycho killernot the sort of thing a healthy society engages in
>>204582998bang cock to bangladesh
Face: shavedArsehole: shatBody: showeredTeeth: brushedClothes: onBreakfast: madeDog: wankedCar: startedTraffic: beatWork: entered
>>204583529Yeah? Mad that... *scratches arse*
>>204582999the authentic indian way where you pick up the rice with your hands is too much for mebut eating your food by using breads/poppadoms/whatever as a shovel is my go to
>>204583567I've shagged some brits your girls are the same
Leave it in the /brit/ LGBTQ+ Goon discord next time, yeah? Some of us want to chat about normal things without chafing against trannies and deranged coomers.
You: a boring cunt
not a lot of pictures here
>>204583574Your post: shit
>>204583524again, that is not what i said, i said that most of them aren't genuinely nonces, as in they don't have a primary attraction to children, i said they should be punished but i don't consider them to necessarily be paedophiles, it's the same principle by which you don't have to be a psychopath to commit murder, but it's still a crime that you should be punished for
>>204583574>working on a Saturday
In 24 hours, I’ll be ~6 hours into a 36 hour goonathon and deeeeep in my gooncavePhysically, I’m still at work, sending emails and trading chats and clicking those keys.Mentally, I’m 24 hours in the future, deep in my goon cave, and I’m already 100mg+ of edibles and dozens of bong rips and pen hits in, and gooned the FUCK out to endless, filthy porn, on two large TV’s, a projector on the wall, and tablet in front of me, goonstick aching for release from fucking my fleshlight all goddamn day, and I’m gonna keep going until midnight.I can’t wait to fall down the discord+Reddit goon hole and not look back for a whole day and a half.NNNNNGGGHHHHHHH
>>204583253been there (in 2024 AD)
is there a board on the chon to discuss drugsthinking of getting into speed
why did the chinks develop chopsticks for cheeky rice eating but the indians never did?
girlfriend going on about how she's having a great time without me, to something she didnt even pretend to invite me to. feel like i have a right to be upset, feel proper excluded for no real reason.
>>204583623/x/
>>204583613>it's the same principle by which you don't have to be a psychopath to commit murder, but it's still a crime that you should be punished forWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY WENT TO THE HOUSE FOR YOU DENSE FUCK. TO N O N C E A CHILD THATS INTENT
>>204583619least degenerate redditor>>204583641blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>204583623of all the things you're getting into speed
>>204583623theres one on r9k
>>204583619in 24 hours ill be driving home from work, unless i finish late but usually dont on a Sunday
they've let the cows into the pumpkin field to eat the leftovers
international break is so shit
>>204583675her toes are wildlike fingers>>204583677bit rude to call me and the boys cows
if they tell you on x that it's not a drug board just tell them to take meds and ignore them, ask what are the spiritual implications of speed and it will get going
>>204583651calm down sir the projection is crazy
how do blind people know when to stop wiping?
>>204583651it's obvious you're either trolling or a complete retard, either way i'm dropping this now, have fun being a sperglord
>>204583655it's very cheap and genuinely improves your productivity and volitiona good amount of yanks basically live on it via their adderall prescriptions
>>204583690sense of smell
>>204583696wish we had adderall :/
>>204583592>>204583607https://files.catbox.moe/bdraf3.mov
>>204583690here's a demonstration
>>204583681should be watching the racing lad
ragemaxxed
>>204583685>>204583691imagine discussing the nuances of visiting a child home alone to rape them hahah jfc you aussies are mental>no office you see i was desperate so thats i decided to randomly fuck a childlmaoooo
>>204583727wtf
>>204583715done those pair of crying tranny bastards
>catbox
final 20 minutes of Mission Impossible 2 are amazingmixture of hong kong action, british character actors, australian setting and american money paying for it all
>>204583739ok bro we get it youre definitely not a nonce...
>>204583740Goonstalked by German diasporaCommie Stasi niggas ain't American yoRuined this country
>>204583715not clicking that LOL
>>204583758watched that countless times on vhs
>>204583739>>no office you see i was desperate so thats i decided to randomly fuck a childactually that's a pretty common mitigating factor that defence lawyers will use to try and get them a lighter sentence
>>204583758said this about the party at your mum's LOL
>>204583759>y-yeah bro if i say he is projecting that'll stop h-him...doesnt work on people who aint that brother
>>204583773probably for the best he sent you flying ya little freak
on my date last night I talked about Shadow of the Torturer and defended Severian raping Jolentanot sure why I thought to bring that up but alas I did
we don’t actually grow pumpkins in this country pumpkin patches are just imported pumpkins from tesco the farmer chucked over a field
LmaoSpakis black stepdadhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/193802147/#193802422
>>204583829Not trueYou just saw a tweet
>>204583794porject on
warm south asian girlfriend
>>204583690they don't, for every blind person you see there's a higher than normal chance that they're walking around with a poo-encrusted ringpiece
>>204583553Mental how yanks cant just pull their willard out and go to town, they need some artificial lubricant
>>204583802blog on you insufferably boring bastard(also the new sun books are mid af)
>>204583802need to finish that series
>>204583857flip fanny is good
>>204583864Fuck yanks for that honestly
imagine defending noncing hahaha fuck me that made my day that did
>>204583802Is that a show on amazon?
why do troons get so bent out of shape over ai
yikes
Odemwingie parking up in /brit/'s car park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw
spending your entire Saturday ranting about this ‘spaki’ character in your headfucking pathetic
NORFED
>>204583935Alright sponce
I just want to hug a fluffy fox.. cats just don't hit the same
>>204583920he’s right though the Coca Cola ad is an abomination
anyone remember Sajid Javid
Thoughts?
wish I weren't racist and sexist
>>204583957'
>>204583920ai is for braindead people and the spiritually inert
>>204583965he’s still mayor of London last I checked
>>204583967Nonchalantly being a cunt
>>204583920have no idea why the anti AI crowd does these weird copes about how the technology isn't any good because it isn't perfect yetcompare AI now to only 2 years ago it's clearly improving at a rapid pace
>>204583986thats Amir Khan mate
>>204583980what. a man can dream
>>204583967being a woman is hell
do we like weed here?
My kids play a Roblox game about napoleonic wars. As a result, one of them (9 yo) is constructing old weapons using folded paper. The other one (5 yo) is obsessed with the game music: Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi.
>>204583962>>204583982yeah but it's here to stay
is yanksgiving the same day every year or is it one of those fucking annoying holidays that changes dates every year like easter
>>204584033fuck off friendless
>>204584048you are a deeply evil person
>>204584011
>>204584033weed makes you lazy, uncreative, and it makes you gay. not even joking
>>204584021a nonce can steam
>>204584033love a bit of 'erb
Mental how fucking stupid everyone except me is
>>204584070how
>>204584047Already ruined the little runts dopamine system, good job lad
Best Smiths album?A Rush And A Push And The Land Is OursI Started Something I Couldn't FinishDeath Of A Disco DanceUnhappy BirthdayDeath At One's ElbowGirlfriend In A ComaStop Me If You Think You've Heard This One BeforePaint A Vulgar PictureLast Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved MeI Won't Share Youcorr Morrissey really went in on the long titles din't he?DIN'T HE?!
>>204584033fuck off cleanshirt
>>204584033Yes I love it mate
>>204584048whats that got to do with the absense of quality?
>>204584080you wouldn't get it
>>204584056think it’s always the last Friday of November
>>204583620bullshit
>>204584117it's obviously going to get better, pal
>>204584123oh for fricks sake
>>204584011used to watch these cunts all the time
>>204584141and what does that have to do with how terrible the current iteration is? which is what is being talked about lol
>>204584056literally filtered by christanity lol
>>204584181It was made with AI because it gets people talking about Coca-Cola, which is precisely the whole point of marketing, you spastic mongo faggot.*spit*
>>204584181the original tweet claims it's the pinnacle that the technology *can* achieve which is clearly wrong
Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustBecause we can
get it made
rorke topping rasheed in the back of the Skoda Octavia
>>204584236at the moment hence the scare quotes>>204584233nice goalpost shift you spastic
>>204584246hold your horses
>>204584085SOUFED
Have no interest in doing weed. Like what's the point. At least give me something that'll make for an experience. From what I've read, weed just makes you complacent with doing nothing.
>>204584209eh?
*rubs your hair*It's snowing!
>>204584276Yeah so the people who are bitching and crying about them using AI in their ad i.e. little faggot retards like yourself are doing their bidding for them. You are an easily manipulated pawn LOL
going to play some vidya if that's alright with you my leeeeds
>>204584321I have a fox picture for this but won't post it this time
can't get my stupid fucking code to workfucking despise R
>>204584331get the coins collected
easily manipulating my willy to some porn LOL
>>204584209All religions are lies
>>204583999
>>204584330>reee it's not about ai being shit (despite that being the comment) it's actually that i want to fallate coca cola's marketing team by purposefully using shitstate of you
>>204584310weed is pretty shit if you just sit around doing nothing, but with a good comfy film to watch and some snacks it can be a pretty good time
>All religions are lies
sat on 4chan and youtube again all day award
New>>204584383>>204584383>>204584383
>>204584398ktim
>>204584377don't cry because i've done you mate
>>204584366got any evidence for that claim?
>>204584421retard
>>204584494got this mongo punching holes in his bedroom walls
>>204584609project on
>>204584690
>>204584763where did you get this pic of me
