Ava Dalush edition
gone 1pm and not pooed today yet. it's not right.
>>204581009dont know what that means but id probably have sex with her if she were to BEG me for it and i absolutely had to>>204581026same with that one
this installation can't end soon enough, i'm already tired of you motherfuckers
Just posted in the old
>>204581033haven't pooed for 24 hourslast week I didn't poo for 72
open the 'log if you want to see somehtig crazy
>>204580920retail runt
>>204580876Yup>>204580926Called it lmaoHe's absolutely boiling with rage that the lads on 4chan (he thinks we're his friends) are mocking him again"i-i haven't been here all day! my Mrs is real lads why are you laughing" lmfaooo
>>204581009absolutely prime slag
>>204581033I’ve pooed 4 times today
>>204581065if I open the 'log and see a pic of 'cado's blown out arsehole I will not be best pleased
always complain about being lonely but hate being invited to thingsgot proper menthol elf me
day 3 of no sugar in my tea. its fine.
>>204581083wtf it's like an elephant trunk
>>204581071
>>204581009my favorite, love her hairy bush and her accent
>>204581083not really useful if it just flops around like that
>>204580953>>204580957>>204580975>>204580994
Alright team? Been to taekwondo. Good to get back in the dojang. Thinking of having an afternoon sleep.
so /mu/ is pretty much a kpop waifu containment board right?
>>204581062saw a lady on a reality telly program years ago who said she only pooed once a month. didn't believe her but i wanted it to be true and then i wanted to see her monthly poo to see how big and multi-textured it would be.
how does that work then where the willard is clearly engorged with blood (boner) but isn't hard and just sort of flops aroundlooks useless to me
>>204581083no way all thats fitting up me japseyeunless...
>>204581124Sister still annoying you?
>>204581009>>204581111Anglo-Latinas are the future
>>204581124Dojang yourself
>>204581124Do you reckon you could take Mark in a fight?
>>204581130/mu/ has some of the worst autists on this site and that's saying something, on par with the likes of /k/ even
>>204581166Nah she's staying at her bfs until tomorrow.
My beautiful wife, Candice <3
>>204581176I wouldn't want to fight him at all. He's a gentle and loving man.
need to buy a new (used) car but hate going for test drives on a saturday. can only really do it at the weekend at the moment though cos buying a car in the dark is for mugs. quite the conundrum.
wanking to rule34 of duolingo lily
>>204581206Yeah, but hypothetically
yep its a spaino thread alright
>>204581124You just told us that you'd only now woken up and that you're going to have breakfast with your mother downstairs after she's had a shower Stick to just one LARP yeah Spaino? Keeps it simple
>>204581200Um wouldn't describe that orc as beautiful mate
>>204581009loved her kino with Rico Strong
>>204581083um
>>204581071>>204581105Get your 4chan pass banned? You’re usually a lot faster samefagging when you’re having your gigamelties
>>204581240post face
agnosticism is correct
Is it easy to upgrade the head unit (radio) on an old car lads?Got an old Polo with a rubbish radio and bluetooth doesn't workI want to play my own music on the speakers in the carI can use an aux cable but it means plugging it in every time
>>204581179I don't know if it's even that they have the worst autists, or if it's just that absolutely everyone has left and now it's just these retards spamming bugwomen at eaach other all day every day
>>204581240kill yourself
>>204581218Yeah probably could>>204581233Spaino hasn't posted here since July you headcase
>>204581240Mogs you.
>>204581204This woman and her cuck husband went on some podcast and were happily talking about how their daughter found out about her porn Don't even care how they probably traumatised her for lifeVile
>>204581265get an aux bluetooth adapter laddy easy peasy
>>204581009her scene from like 10 years on BLACKED is goated
had a wank an hour ago and now I've just watched a webm of Taylor Swift's arse jiggling and now I want anothercurse this wretched little life of mine
>>204581269mad how everyone just kind of left /mu/hasn't really happened to any other board as far as I know
>>204581083somehow my arsehole twitched and im not gay
>>204581322
Imagine all the cool interesting mental illnesses you could have and this poor cunt is stuck with “have obsessive furious melties over Spaino on /Brit/ 24/7-itis” :/
>>204581274You're a boring cunt aren't you mateNo wonder you're a friendless reject and you spend all day blogposting on 4chan with stories that aren't even real lmao
>>204581319/qa/ is a wasteland now but it did get nuked
>>204581322that looks like a real life futa. nice.
>>204581083why does it look so sore and swollen
on the piss lads
Not wrong is he
Is Bannerlord any good lads?
said agnosticism is correct
pre-poop farts starting to hit
>>204581159unless what
mountain blade
>>204581302I was looking at getting a bluetooth adapter that you connect to your phone via bluetooth, and then to the radio
>>204581240youre a stupid fuckin piece of shit. always been nice to you considering youre a mentally ill fuck up, but no longer. going to give you my exact opinion of you, and your posts, and you're a stupid fuckin retard
>>204581269I'm so annoyed about the downfall of /mu/. Used to get so much of my music there. Sharethreads used to be so good
>>204581033done 3 poos but i was on the drink and eaten loads of chinese haha
>>204581365ignored it the first time
did someone say mountain blade
>>204581379yeh that's what i mean, much less hassle than changing the stereo entirely
>>204581406me and the lads on our way to parkhead
>>204581319I don't know if it counts but /asp/ -> /xs/ sort of had that happen. /xs/ is one of the newest boards on the site and they've still got a thread up from the day that it launched (>>>/xs/1409). pre-wrestling /asp/ was never a hustling, bustling board, but it wasn't THIS dead.
the harem
>>204581337Imagine being rattled this badly and it's only 2pm oh my days That reheated curry is going straight up the childhood bedroom walls isn't it
>>204580920about to start uni at 32
eating fish and chips
warband multiplayer was simply the best gaming experience of all time
>>204581430
>>204581359the kind of advice you get from the resident geezer in the local pride at 11PM after he's had eight lagers
eating fish and crisps
>>204581382She's rattled you
>>204581433what for?im 27 and thinking of going for something. fed up of not being trained in anything.
>>204581337fake spaino >>204581071>>204581105>>204581233>>204581271>>204581338>>204581430>>204581452Gigamelty
I'm thinking mackerel and rice and eggs for lunch
>>204581406>>204581447love calling out mountain blade despite knowing better, and i deeply appreciate people who do the same
>>204581429Coor imagine the blowjobs
its chewsday innit
>>204581467no mate. ive finally decided to be honest with em. ive been a liar for too long regarding them.
>>204581429*throws some salt and watches them bubble and melt*
might make a carrot cake later, bit of cream-cheese icing, umming and ahhing about putting raisons in - does /brit/ have any strong feelings on the subject matter?
no-poo lad reporting in. am now pooing, call off the search.
the warband mp lads I used to play with were like proto /brit/posters just funny boys
just want a nice girl who occasionally gives footjobs
Lovely Candice
>>204581506Don't like carrot cake
>i-i was pretending!on my days he's been absolutely done that's spakis whole weekend ruined lmaoooooo
>>204581525The post was obviously excluding you, dude.
>just checked the archive>he’s been having a melty over me for like 5 hours while I was having a lie in Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>204581526too easy. you just know he's having an autistic seethe and can't get over it
>>204581469biochemistry, after that i will probably go for a masters, maybe phd
>>204581525no one gives a fuck what you think since you shared your absolutely stupid fucking opinion regarding the lovely french lass. just shut the fuck up you stupid jealous faggot.
>>204581406>>204581447based
>>204581506I was thinking of buying a carrot cake tonight actually. :O
>>204581546You’ve done it now lad he’s gonna be having a tantrum over you all day now lmfao
oh fucking hell it's already 2PM on a Saturdaythat's pretty much the whole weekend pissed up the wall and I only just got showered, dressed, coffee'ed up, and fed.
>doesn't post for 5 months>still has freaks raging about him 24/7How did he do it?
>>204581514
>>204581522Mikey pulled her on the /brit/ night out Legend
at the car dealership lads
shut the fuck up plz why can't we just post about tranny cocks ffs
>>204581569Boxxy's really fallen off.
>>204581574phwooooar good lad, nothing beats a lovely bit of carrot cake
>>204581576>>204581546>>204581584He's got the phones and tablets out now all cylinders firing lads omdzzz Spakis actually having a cry LMAOOO
>>204581584Mindrape pure and simple lmfao, Spaino truly broke the incels on /Brit/
spaino begging for another 12 month SIM deal for christmas
Tranny spam out of nowhere and Spaino and EW in the thread at the same time?
>>204581627this is just the beginning of his incel meltdown mate got another 12 hours of this
mount and blade warband trivia: the best warband clan in the world by far was an australian clan called KEEN but they were never allowed to actually compete in any events because they'd join american and european servers and taunt and teamkill them until they were permabanned
>>204581579not even done any of that yet might just kill myself
>>204581637>>204581640Spaki you copied the wrong post on the other deviceLOOOOL
I sent her a text asking if she wants her museum pass back which I still have and I check every day to see if it says delivered because that would mean she’s unblocked me
>>204581656he's such an incel loser lmfao
i'm in /brit/ practically 24/7 and i don't notice or care about this spaino character one iota, bothers me a fair bit how fixated you lads can get
>>204581627Oh my days you’re RAGING at how badly Spaino mindraped you, get this post samefagged, get the keyboard smashed again, get your mum weeping downstairs and the police called out to your gaff again
>>204581656
With SeasideARMY crashing out of the Carabao Cup last night, manager Mark Edwards sets his sights on an FA Cup run. They face Crawley Town in the first round
And textbook bradley walsh reaction spamming. Feeling the spaedo presence.
>>204581677blud posting long ass sentences of seethe and i ain't readin em
>>204581651Used to be a SKoD man me
>>204581667or how fixated one specific individual poster gets about it
>>204581658Block her yourself and move on, who cares if she unblocks you. Out of mind out of sight,
Right lads, I’m off to have my croissants and coffee with the Mrs haha, sorry to leave you with this melty x
>>204581697>>204581678>>204581656
>>204581667the vpn damage control cant save you now mateyou've been done
>>204581715in a while paedophile
I really struggle with the fact that my gf had sexual partners before me. Mainly the fact that I sometimes think... is she comparing our sex to her past experience, does she maybe even close her eyes and imagine someone else from her past? And if she had sexual partners in the past, am I just another one, will there been another after me? But I am with her in the here and now, I need to stop thinking of these things. Shouldn't be so prudish, either. People, animals have sex for fun. Love is the difference.
>>204581715>h-haha lads gonna leave now! my mums curry just got done in the microwave! gonna brb in 5 minutes after i punched the walls x
would have an all day goon session but deleted my discord account and left all 30 goon servers I was in after realizing the sad state of my life and now I can't be bothered joining them all again
>>204581753
>>204581749Alpha fuxcks, beta bucks
>>204581447>>204581406giga based
>>204581680GOAL! SeasideARMY go ahead with a lovely little run from striker Dean. He got himself one on one with the keeper and slotted the ball low and right next to the post.1-0
I never knew curried meat wasnt a product of 20th century paki immigrationThey eat curried meat in sherlock holmes
fuck me just checked the warband forums and the old australian thread is still up
>>204581753incel freak status: done
>>204581725mate get a life, assuming this character you're fixated on is present or even real, you're just as deranged and obnoxious as him
>>204581736This is /Brit/ not your family group chat mate
Go on Rorkehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDSErKRaTMQ
>>204581779taleworlds?
Just wanted to know if Bannerlord was good and instead all I got was an autistic Aussie telling us all about his nonce mates in Warband
>>204581749>is she comparing our sex to her past experienceyes>does she maybe even close her eyes and imagine someone else from her pastyes>animals have sex for fun. Love is the differenceshe wont stick around just because she "loves" you bro, women will cheat with you if the sex is bad and then blame you.
>>204581788your patter is shite
>>204581788
>>204581787going to be on the aussie vpn all day now arent you
>>204581788another "zinger" from the tranny
I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
give me some of your favourite music albums to listen to
>>204581788get the fuck out no one here likes you
>>204581788Done him lmfao
>>204581516me too lad
>>204581833Selected Ambient Works 85-92
My eternal soulmate Candice
>>204581833good lad!
>>204581833
>>204581833On a big emo kick lately, so I'll recommend Home Like No Place Is There by The Hotelier and American Football by American Football
>>204581815hope you're trolling for your sake (although if you are trolling it's not even remotely funny so there's not much point and frankly might even be just as bad as if you're serious)
>>204581777GOAL!Crawley Town take advantage of a sluggish SeasideARMY defence to equalise!1-1
>>204581833The Bends - but the best songs on the album are Fake Plastic Trees, Just, and Black Star if you can't be bothered to listen to an hour of music.
>>204581691>>204581741sex
>>204581711she’s moved out round the corner from me she can’t possibly be out of my mind
>>204581871He’s not trolling he really does think all foreign flags are spainnonce and also other random UK flags. He gets set off by little things then rages for hours. It’s bizarre
>>204581888GOAL!Dean refuses to let Crawley Town come back into this game and makes a tenacious run from the half way line. He passes everyone and scores a beautiful goal 2-1
>>204581680>>204581777>>204581888>>204581918Mate nobody cares
>>204581833not a weeb or a japcrap enthusiast by any stretch of the imagination, but I really like this album despite me not knowing what the hell they're on about
>>204581791yeah lad was fucking class see if I can find some good posts from it
wonder what ever happened to boxxyshe must be at least in her early 30s by now so i assume splattered into a wall at terminal velocity
take the fuckin money beansie
>>204581967shes got a kid now or something if i remember correctly
>>204581914>spainnonceeveryone calls you spainpaki matewe know you hate it because you're literally brown and you bizarrely prefer to be called a nonce lmao
>>204581945yeah i really like the opening and closing tracks
Y'all not scared that all these kids are autistic? Something is wrong!
>>204581986good for her, desu i always hoped she'd marry moot, that would just be perfect (apparently they've met each other irl before)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LINmPlunbQk
>>204581918GOAL!after a long fought midfield battle between the two teams, it's SeasideARMY who find a way to push ahead. A fantastic pass made it's way into Crawley Town's box and Al Mutairi picks it up and scores3-1
>>204582020luggage lad was destined for an asian desu
>>204581996starting to think you might be spainnonce yourself desu don’t see how anyone else could be this obsessed with him
1st Rorke Rifles
>>204581950what did you think of bannerlord? I thought it was so disappointingI might be mad but I also prefer the way warband looks, bannerlord looks like people are made of plasticine
remember my gimmick in warband was claiming I made two of the official maps and that would rile people up for some reason
>Dennis the Menace gets a name change as Beano rebrands to embrace diversity>Character will be referred to as plain old Dennis in the weekly ‘Beano’ and its annual>Publisher of the Beano, DC Thomson, said Dennis had “made mistakes in the past” but had now “moved away from his ‘menacing’ ways”.>Some young fans have questioned whether Dennis has been tamed but Beano bosses have denied the change is a concession to political correctness.>Instead they have argued that this is just part of the evolution of Dennis’s character.
>>204582046fucking horrible beyond belief they absolutely destroyed the MP community
>>204581833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy6cDofZdiI
>>204582041most normal men would be revulsed at even the thought of other people thinking they're a paedophile, even on the internet, but you don't seem to mind at all and actually relish it like it's an endearing nickname. really says a lot about you.
>>204582040>luggage ladsay what
>>204582039GOAL!Crawley Town make a surprising run. We've not seen them on the attack in ages. The whole SeasideARMY team just let it happen.3-2
>>204582081Done him
>>204582081Mental how badly spaki mindraped you
i love brazilian girls
damn..
>>204582058>Dennis did not use any weapons such as catapult, peashooter and water guns and his personality was re-established as naively troublesome rather than intentionally so. Gnasher was also forbidden to bite people.
Got the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion OST on
>>204582081ok groomer
>>204582088FULL TIME!SeasideARMY clinch the win and go through to the 2nd round
>>204582131thats my day ruined then
>>204582098why
>>204582105utter woke nonsense
Should I get Vodafone broadband or Zen broadband?
>>204582058This is like 7 years old dude
mad how poo peng gay porn
Sick of not having any representation, lads
>>204582131billie ate her out
from the dusty mesa...
curry trickling down childhood bedroom walls rn
sent texts to two friends early this morningneither have responded backwhat an awful feeling!
>>204582155How about a clue
denise the womanace
How about a poo
>>204582131Couldn't pay me to shag Sydney. Billie would get it every time desu
>>204582163moo deng gay porn
why is sacked tranny on about seaside army
>>204582189mental how badly you mindraped him
>>204582186HANSEN! GET OUT HERE YA YELLA BELLY SON OF A BITCH!
just want to go for a fucking PINT with someone who isn’t a family member my one friend doesn’t drink
>>204582186why did none of the nonces question why she had an earpiece in
>>204582194What's that
Love running experiments on /brit/All according to plan*falls back into the shadows*
>>204581522Need her on jacquieetmichel
>>204582186QUICKDRAWED.com
>>204582229Exactly
>>204582219drinking is too expensivenot paying five quid for a pint of liquidotherwise i would drink. 2 quid would be fine.
>>204582206youve ghat to be kidding
>>204582208
How bout that pricksh faish when he shaw the gyatt
>>204581423True but the radio is crap, think it's an analogue one lol
I use sky broadband and want to kill myself
just said 'yeah?' in real life
>>204582221all manner of possible reasons, maybe they didn't notice it because they were too nervous or too horny, maybe they did notice it but didn't think much of it, maybe they thought she had hearing difficulties and didn't want to be rude by asking if she's got in a hearing aid
>>204582245Can still get a pint under £3 plenty of places
>>204581009Mad how she's a mum now
>>204582265poppshers an weird sexsh
>>204582263Nigga...
not sure what time to eat today
>>204582277Why? Is it that bad?
>>204582286mad how yer mum had you
Pint of Guinness £5.20 down my ends
>>204582308software development kit
love love LOVE salad; cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes etc etc can't get enough
>>204582286wish she was my mum
Why do AWS engineers hate sunny days?There aren't any clouds.
>>204582308im gonna have lunch and a coffee in a bitthen i need to go out to get food, which will then take time to make/cookprobably wont be eating dinner to like 9pm
>>204582286her child is one lucky son of a bitch!!!
>>204582263
Kanye
>>204582348so this is rorke
West
>>204582349Did nothing wrong
>>204582331you cant get enough cos its got no calories in mate you burn more chewing it. if you think about it if you just ate salad for long enough youd eventually die of starvation. mad
>>204582349
kanye zest
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West_(Botswana_constituency)
getting quite emotional over warband lads...
Clint Westwood
>>204582395yucky
>>204582332Imagine having a pornstar for a mum
>>204582333AWS are just cloud servers amazon owns and provides. a bit like a data centre. nothing special
just raised a glass of water to my lips but decided against drinking more so I put it back down on my desk, next to my keyboard
>>204582349>>204582361>>204582387>>204582403browns about
>>204582410Expect you don't need to, do you
>>204582400is the massive 200v200 line battle server still running? or tropical paradise?
>>204582395Built for a brutal LegalPorno gangbang with piss
https://youtu.be/vdvlU3QacuE
>>204582186reckon only the bent nonces they caught should be considered real nonces, most of these blokes were just pathetic freaks happy to be getting attention from a girl and it doesn't mean they necessarily have a preference for children, whereas with benders you know for sure that underage boys are genuinely their kink
kanye fuck
Mental how peng these are lads
>>204582419fair enough lad, swig it down the gullet when ready.
>>204582349can I have nitrous now
>>204582434wouldn't know mate... wouldn't know...
no one responding to my textssad feeling. they've almost certainly seen them, but they're actively choosing not to respond to them.that, or they just lead more interesting lives than me, someone who's sitting at a computer still in his pjs
>>204582502Awwwww
are sex robots good or bad?
>>204582500sry thought u were on the napoleon mod
bro creating his own warband lore storylines jfc
>>204582502:(
>>204582496dreamt i got to stroke a cat
Just make the new FFS I'm sick of the end of thread slowdown
>>>204582692>>>204582692>>>204582692All aboard
>>204582502yjk they’re roasting you hard in the group chat rn
>>204582565aw did babby spaedo fuck it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuFxE7rePVA
>>204582454did your mum buy those from m&s?
>>204582576
>>204582652>>204582652>>204582652
>>204582645project harder nigga
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