Rocket edition
What's a pirate's favourite programming language?R
i see diego is booting up brick so he can "flex" on the atheists again for being braindead
I
need a job.
if you have opinions that don't align with my own then you wear a fedora
might put a philm on
>>204584386>>204584413These aren't argumentsNobody has ever proven the truth of any religion
>>204584383rorket
state of cunts on here having a melty about ai and inadvertently marketing coca-cola's products for them with their own tears hahahaha
please consider the following. when you pull 8Gs in a jet I suppose it is possible gravity will literally pull shit out of you. I just want to say I bet some german would pay to see this
>>204584458Qué pelicula?
mad how much more intelligent the average australian poster is compared to brits
Weed is dank if you're making a website or a game on adderall
>>204584383>rocket edition>SLSYou should be ashamed of yourself
NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
what if the most aerodynamic and efficient possible way to build a rocket is to make it shaped exactly like a willy but they just don't do that because it would be embarrassing?
Do you think Zaunite girls shave? Piltover girls obviously would because personal grooming and trendy shit would be all the rage up in a wealthy elite society. But Zaunite girls probably don't bother, or do it very sparinglyThe thing is Jinx is kind of a wildcard so she might shave it clean so she's got a pristine cunny beneath that fabric. Or she's full on Zaunite and there's a shockingly thick bush of blue pussy fur that gets sweaty and musky and nasty whenever she exerts herself enough to sweat
>>204584459you have not made an argumentyou have made a claimeither back up that claim with an argument (of evidence) or stfu
>>204584510faith?
open all hours is naff, prefer porridge me
you lads reckon louis theroux is a real nigga?
>>204584530gods not real lmfao grow the fuck up
>>204584528their hair probably falls out due to pollution. you are not thinking the zaun way
Police experts?Police BMW sitting in that red circle, how likely is it that they were sitting there with a speed gun?
>>204584562most intellectually competent atheist
>>204584562Done 'im
>>204584565how about you just don't speed?
>>204584565Railings in the way
right, gonna put on a stew
>>204584580midge
>>204584530Prove the existence of God or shut the fuck up you silly cunt
>>204584602bit late, should've put it on in the morning
>>204584613done me there tbf
would have an all day goon session but deleted my discord account and left all 30 goon servers I was in after realizing the sad state of my life and now I can't be bothered joining them all again
need a job but im not even applying for them. the application process is just so soul crushing.
must be shit being a woman in britain
>>204584593We all make mistakes>>204584596Really? Are you serious
>>204584627>reee you need to prove the counter of my claim while i dont have to provide any eveidence for my claimmost philosophically competent atheist
>>204584631only got up 45 minutes ago x hoping the "High" setting will help me out
>>204584645Gun uses a laser that'd be caught by the railings. Most speed trap vehicles are vans.
arse fell out of my bet
only got 71 followers on instagram - and I only regularly talk to maybe 3 of them
>>204584695Amazing. thank you
apparently edmund kemper is still alive, interesting
>>204584701blog on chadlord
Gooning to Abigail Shapiro, just popped a 50mg edible, got the candles going, lubed up and ready
this image is enough to make one specific poster here have a melty and smash his smelly bedroom to bits
looking at the internet's reaction to last night's fight and it's overwhelmingly negative
just threw my head back in raucous laughterphenomenal post that
>>204584408R isnt a programming language
>>204584768feech could host his own dudebro alpha male podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW7eOmmvLww
>this mongo keeps advertising coca cola for freelol, lmao eve
Can I get into fold as a 20yr old as it’s 21+ ?
>>204584863+1 hole in bedroom wall
gigglygoonstalked by trannies
>>204584850Then pirates don't program in it
played any good games recently lads?
>>204584875nope they scan ids
>>204584893yeah
it not just delicious. it delicious AND refreshing de lads
>>204584882sorry to hear that hope your mother wont be too mad at you
incelwalk
>>204584936very incellius
>>204584936not an incel if its dangerous. there could be spider animals around attacking
>>204584896why
>>204584936All the bugs come out at night, careful x
>>204584936wots the weather like, warm?
>>204584962dk
>>204584991ye
>>204584936lad's fully incelpilledmuch respect
>>204584936home you get bum raped by a drop bear
>>204584992really?
the watch
>>204585016yes i dont know why they have to use id scan
>>204585042rah thats peak
>>204584662I accept your concession, idiot
>>204584929
>>204585055least illiterate atheist
Oh my days! Bradders with a spaino double melty! Epic!
>>204584936miss doing nightwalks when i was a zoomer, just can't be arsed for it nowadays, also i have a car now
this mongo is having simultaneous melties over ai coca cola ads and god at the same time
thats peak mate thats well shit
ma incel walk myself tonight.
>Error in xj[i] : invalid subscript type 'list'the actual fucking audacity of my computer to say this when I could snap my laptop in two over my knee so fucking easily
>>204585144meltie
fs only got one bid on my ebay listing
>>204585176better than smashing your computer up over ai coca cola ads at least lad
was watching office space (1999) earlier and the nerdy bloke mentions that he hasn't had sex in 6 months, and i find even that hard to believe, so either he's lying or it was much easier to get laid in the 90s when women didn't have immediate access to infinite chads
>>204585220Selling your gay porn mags?
>>204584383Speaking of rockets, did you lads know IRA leader Michael Collins flew into space
jannystalking
>he's still seethinglol, lmao even
>>204585176You have it the wrong way round, it's you who is the computer's bitch. Now pipe down and write your code properly
look at him talking all in internet slangyou can tell the cunt doesn't even leave the house to go to the shops
>>204585237no he didn't. stop lying
mad that zoomers have jerry curls
about to do pop to the bog to do a poo, anyone want owt?
She's got deep brown eyes, that have seen it all
everything on reddit is so fucking fake theyre actual capaholics
really hope every tranny commits suicide, and i think given enough time most of them probably will, but not before doing considerable damage to younger generations by brainwashing them into thinking their lifestyle is anything less than a mental illness, looks like we've got a crossdressing ouroboros on our hands here
>>204585355ok
not gay but given some sort of incentive i could easily fuck a man without being disgusted
>>204585355AI adverts really seem to set them off. Could be a good way to get one of them to top themselves
>>204585407not gay either but would love to try sucking a willy and letting a bloke bum me bum
you need to find some purpose in life
>>204585292No he did, there he is in the pic I posted in the centre, Michael Collins
>>204585441same to be honest
Wanked myself into oblivion
>>204585324Yeah a pint of your finest piss please
nearly 30 degrees at 3am lads fucking roasting
>welsh farmers revolting against the anglo-jewish oligarchyKINO
just seen something absolutely mental
struggle to motivation
>>204585407>>204585441>>204585457
mental how a coca cola advert is the straw the broke the mongo troon's back
*practices the killing curse on you*
>>204585489farm owners are some of the biggest jews alive
Who killed JFK then? We know it wasnt Lee Harvey Oswald
parliament of owls flew up my arse just now
mad how much porno is online of literally any fetish you want and mad how much more there will be because of ai
>>204585539SCREAMING
>>204585466just finished a brief 90 minute goonsesh
>>204585571Lad, those aren't goon sessions. That's just an extended wank
summoning a flame atronach and shagging it
what are they protesting? not enough blacks to fuck their wives or something?
>>204585347far too many bots on there farming for upvotes
>>204585591rather have a khajit harem
>>204585592yank moment
>>204585616
>>204585592>be american>see [anything]>think about interracial cuckoldry
>>204585616looks awful
go on then rorke show me this ai coca cola advert
>>20458558490 minutes is a quick goon
Champing at my bit
BBC: Fact checking Rorke's claim that Leftypol is a poofter
>>204585654Lol, you're completely delusional clearly
>>204585528England gets split up into regions for more accuracy. Scotland, wales, NI? Nah mate we don’t care about you guys sorry
LADSDue to engineering work on Sunday 17 November, some services will be disrupted or cancelled.
wonder how much this coca cola advertor get paid for overtime on saturday
>>204585616Ffs you're going to make the cunt kill himself
>>204585625>>204585647it was a sincere question, what more could they possibly be protesting for?
Gahhrhrhr ghrvrghrhraahahgaaghaghaahaga coca cola advert grhaaaagahahahahaghaaa
any bottoms in
decided not to go to a store and settle for unseasoned pasta for tonight
>>204585696whom
might fling myself in front of a moving train
>>204585716nah im a vers man myself
Who dare pooeth in thine underweare, and farte before mine nostrils? Thou hast soiled thy looms most heartily.
someone link the coca cola advert then
>>204585592hey British farmers only have Eastern Europeans fuck their wivesi fucking hate farmers and look forward to Sir Keir cracking down on them all. put the lot in prison and seize the farms.
hate getting in fights
>>204585716hi
>>204585682each region of england has a higher population than wales and norn and a few have more than scotland
hey can I get into fold as a 20yr old as its 21+ ?
>>204585747No you don't
>>204585682It's because the population of one of those regions is roughly equal to or greater than the population of any of those three countries.
>>204585722cantarellakissz
that farmer driving around on hundred thousand dollar equipment with an army of foreign slaves tending to his crops is not struggling to live
>>204585736commiemong fuming over people having food again
>>204585749so what? that’s no excuse
>>204585677what is your minimum goon duration?
>>204585726bet your reasons for doing so are more mature than having a melty over an ai coca cola advert
Gone goonin'
>>20458579012 hoursanything less is a wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lwcw-_nkY
>>204585822OH GOD NOOO NOT FLAVA FLAV PLEASE NOOOO
>>204585825utter lunacy. kys speedfreak
off into london now
I can't goon for longer than 10 minutes because I cum in just a couple of strokes. my absolute best is 40 minutes and only because I didn't touch my dick for half the time
>>204585790You think I'm stupid or something?
>>204585866shut up
slowcookerberg on a mad one!
>>204585417>AI adverts really seem to set them offreally? how so?
after a few days of not wanking the expectation becomes greater than the payoff and when you finaly nut its disappointment
>>204585891just to big to enjoy i reckon
>>204585895Smack that bad boy up to high!
>>204585735There's three of them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-J0MwvBSIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQWUKWM2JrQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlVkTA_JGVg
>Another added: "Anyone noticed the new holidays are coming cokeacola [sic] advert is made with AI…. I’m fuming!?>"And it looks utter s*** not even like… good AI?? surely it’s a hoax or a prank or they’re tryna prove something. If not I am outraged!"
>>204585893that muscle mommy gf shit is a plague on this world
sometiems reminisce i am replying to old love interests that went nowhereanyone else
in my humble opinion the most accurate onomatopoeia for capturing the sound of a dog barking is "bow wow"
>>204585930AI generated lol
>>204585891cor
>>204585930Watch academic agent and sargon of akkad make 3 hour videos about this and what it means
>>204585946the image is right though, its usually closet trannies
>>204585962Yeah, mate, that's literally what the conversation is about. Keep up.
>>204585947never had a crush on a girlnever been passionate about anything really
The people voted for major reform.
calling my new ai gf mantissa
farmers are asset-phenomenally-wealthy, but cash quite poor. the tax levied on them was very very stupid and very poorly though-out.
>>204585994its not its just beta males
>>204586035labour and not understanding economicsname a more iconic duo
>>204586061>>204577447
>>204585930FEWWWWMIN. CHRISTMAS RUINES. KIDS ARE CRYING
>>204586061
Melbourne, Sydney or Brisbane? Which one has the most sick cunts? Which one has the most poofters?
>>204586104you may not appreciate the humour of the image but others do and the image is for those people to enjoy
>very poorly though-outOpinion discarded. If you can't speak English correctly, you shouldn't be entitled to a vote.
>>204586061Posted it again did you?
Why are the women on the drive thru always so beautiful
I applied for loads of farm jobs over the summer. Rarely heard back from any and when I did it was rejections. Started working supermarket delivery. The other day I went to a farm to deliver to a Polish couple who lived in the workers cottage. I accidentally gave them a load of someone else's shopping. It's happened a couple of times before but people have always been honest and let me know the mistake. Not the Poles, thieving stealing cunts. And farmers are always wankers. Never give good delivery instructions, often rude, never tip even when you go out of your way to be helpful. Until recently i've always respected farmers but not any more. Interactions have redpilled me on British farming and i'll be ignoring their protests as they have ignored the issues the rest of the country has faced while they fucked us over and get rich.
>>204586151the irony of this when the correct word is "write"
The Leftypol Gangggg
need a brown-eyed, brown-hair girl to act as a weighted blanket at night
>>204586151he's not right anyway, this scheme would force farmers to sell their farms to bill gates and blackrock and that's exactly what they intended for it to do
>>204586193big old gangly freak
>>204586212grimage
>>204586212LLJEFOI
>>204586154it's called '/brit/' paldon't like it then fuck off
>>204586195>four pints of Thatchers Orange please!
>>204586246fucked it haven't you
fuck farmers. get a real job
Elton John with the IBS
>john elton
>>204586265fucked it haven’t you
>>204586212looks like Phil foden farted on it
completely fucked the wordle didnt i
>>204586201mental how people can't appreciate that brown haired, brown eyed white women (meds) are the most attractive
>JE
>>204586212Corrr look at that ground-up white teenagers slathered in paki cum
Jlton Eohn
>>204586325why are you spoiling the wordle for the rest of us
forgot how utterly grim britain is in the winter, basically 4 months straight of sunset at 3PM
another bong rip or five on the cards
Sir Elton John
>>204586374well why havent you done it yet
cuddles with the gf tonight and then Sunday dinner tomorrow
>>204586391aww fuck up ya moan
>>204586418nicegot a movie date with the proto gf myselfgonna be a comfy one
>>204586418hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>204586391and yet people claim to love this time of year it’s fucking horrific
Thoughts?
>>204586470no
>>204586470is that dog real
>>204586418"sure"
>>204586438enjoy fella, used to love the excitement of dating and meeting new girls.
>>204586391curtains drawn, lights on, log fire on the go and dog asleep on the sofa. it's just what you make of it
The only thing that he had in his sad, pathetic life was his trip and that was taken away from him.
>>204586487
>>204586512reckon he still has his massive child porn collection
Mind this cunt?
>>204586212i know it's gonna be a long long time
>>204586489as if that’s some sort of rare outlandish statement my god you need a life
>>204586555White nonce
>>204586490yea she’s a good oneartsy girl who’s a year older than me. shes a scientist too, dissects animals and does taxidermy which i find fascinating. she’s more autistic than me too. it’s odd i feel a bit nervous even
>>204586589it is for brit posters on a saturday afternoon
The other day I saw a bus in Dublin with an advert that said "there is no climate justice without veganism". Dark days are ahead if we don't fight back.
*poos cum all over your food*
white people bore the fuck out of me
>>204586484But I have a rec room now lad
diversity is our strength rorke
>>204586619well there's nothing boring about being stabbed so i get your point
>>204586636you're a boring gammon beans-on-toast motherfucka
>>204586626*gobs all over your books*
>>204586626Now I can workout and coode at the same time!
a swift reminder to you all that a male and female meeting for sex and cuddles on a weekend is as common as it gets
>>204586659nope just pure speculation out of your prolapsed arse and you couldn't be more wrong
>>204586668You'll have to get through me first
the gf is on a mad one and sending me a fully of texts. i havent responded to any of them yet because i want to see how far her derangement goes. think she's off her nut or something.
back from the incel walk and did not see her
>>204586722beautiful dogbergenstein
Just absolutely ripping some loud, voluminous farts in bed right now.
>>204586704more common is the female being preloaded with omaris african seed before she gets to her bfs house
Drinking a Diet Coke
>>204586722vizsla? mum wants one of these
>>204586725had a gf like this before and can sympathise with your suffering, find someone that makes you happy instead that’s what I did. Also post texts
>>204586748Aye same
>>204586722I give him a cuddle and biscuit and he joins my side. HE in fact decides to PEE on your books as well.
>>204586740>>204586761Absolutely
prefer pepsi really
ok
right im pretty below average looking maybe a 5.75 out of 10but surely not THAT fucking ugly to the point where I haven’t had a SINGLE like or profile view on badoo after 2 days apart from those couple of scam ones they pump your profile with at the start so you buy premium
Creedence clearwater revival playing after an elton john song. Literally wtf? Doesn't make a lot of sense does it
Never had a gf me
>>204586788>HEMate she has a pink collar with a flower on it
California girls we're unforgettable
>>204586870hey
>>204586879ok
>>204586851Haven't checked the exchange rate in a while but last I looked a 5.75 in real life converts to about a 3.2 for dating apps
>>204586874don't decide your dog's gender
>>204586851online dating is not kind to average looking blokes, you need a miracle and even then your miracle might be a fat girl
okay, now the gf is really going off the rails, sending paragraphs about how i dont text her enough.i'm sorry, but when you're in this state i don't really want to communicate with you. i'd rather wait for you to get your shit out of the way, then we can talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNjJW49qauY
I’m 29 years old never had gf never shagged
>>204586914dont tell him what to do
>>204586939id rather be like in your situation than my own currently
>>204586922talk to her not us
>>204586851>below average looking>above 5/10least mathematically incompetent brit poster
>>204584375>>204584375>>204584375
>was having a nap and put the phone on silentguaranteed enrage
>>204586939same>>204586977oh fuck off
>>204586939literally me except i'm 34 and never been on a date either
>>204586940i can and i will
pensioners being lobbed from the gherkin roof as we speak x
