Gay sex>>204633565https://youtu.be/lM5w9z5Q5w4?si=JGj_OrNJRMI06wQq editionI hate every single one of you?
Taking this threads virginity Lads
anime and baseball
RUSSIA IS WINNING
>>204638503Better than that troon that pookraine had as their press officer
>>204638503I bet he has tard strength
imagine if your diet were like this. you would literally be obese, weak, retarded and die before hitting 80 years old
we are in here >>204638521>>204638521>>204638521
>>204638524Trannies are so psychic. I still remember that weirdos menacing speeches
>>204638561>we are in here>no posts
>>204638582my thoughts exactly
https://skribbl.io/?ATCbrTkk
>>204638540Russia sucks at doing something in war so now we have to cope and say actually that vehicle or that tactic doesn't work anymore for anyone. Not that Russia again, just sucks at war.
>>204638582get aids and die you disgusting homo
>get aids and die you disgusting homo
Why did you roast me and leave the skrib...
>>204638564yeah he was weird as hell. but pookraine was smart to use him as their public face, really appealing to the gay empire thing
>new girlboss at work asked everyone for their igs for some team building shituh
>>204638678It wasn't really weird for trannies. Thats their normal
>>204638694Aint giving her shit. She can suck my dick
>>204638708Are you a remote employee
Enough about Ukraine. Spergfests should be contained to one thread.
What if it was Palestine vs Ukraine and Russia vs Israel?
>>204638718Yeah.
>>204638694Is that shit legal in burgerland lmfao
>>204638694I hope she likes whores
>>204638694What if you don't have one?
>>204638787are you a whore?
>>204638761>Russia vs Israel?That's a civil warhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians_in_Israel
>you will never be a meteorologist in the 70's chasing tornadoes and creating the ranking scale for twisterswhy live
set the smoke alarm off with me vapehad a bit of a panic
>>204638694i dont have an ig or snap
>>204638850reddit moment
>>204638860are you an INCEL?
>>204638885not him, I also have neither
>>204638905well are you an incel?
>>204638850tell the alarm to stop being a bitch it's literally not even smoke
sexo o no sexo?
>>204638860>>204638792>>204638787>>204638767>>204638708ive never had an insta. i had a facebook and thats what i sent her. if she wants my twitter im pretty much fired
>>204638939Just tell her that's all you use why is this so hard also don't you guys have a slack channel for this nonsense
>>204638850Didn't even know that was possible
>>204638949i do this
>>204638975do u have the autism hat too
You killed him for no good reason, he was a good man, and you killed him.
>>204638865I've been on 4chan since I was 12 (14 years)>>204638927I'm going to take the batteries out tomorrow>>204638969I've blown vape vapor directly at hotel smoke alarms before without triggering them
>>204638447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbzFYuNAxHE
>>204638478Why do Japs and Koreans like baseball? I know obviously they got introduced to it by American occupation, but it took off with them unlike other countries.
>>204638993yeah i'm wearing it right now and i'm dressed like a big puzzle piece
>>204638924not even close
>>204638998who
>>204639020most stylish canadian
>>204638885i have a girlfriend
>>204638932Would impregnate.
Imagine seeing a tornado this closeIt'd put the fear of god into me
>>204638939i dont have a facebooki have a twitter to be racist on that my gf knows about but she doesnt know what it is
>>204639087drive into it
i am about to make 2 (two) soft boiled eggs. ama
>>204639074
>>204639017>samurai aspect to the game, pitcher vs batter for much of the game>ackshually they were playing it since the late 1800's, well before WW2>its fun and very comfy, plenty of stats to invest your mind into if youre an autist for numbers
>>204639121why aren't you making me some as well
>>204639121What's your favorite goth band?
>6.5 year old twitter screenshotyou should be killed and women don't deserve rights
did you guys see that elon tweet? yikes!
>>204639117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxiqNXcSLsQ
>>204639169the one with the frog?
>>204638447Used to participate in psych studies for money. remember one where theyd just play noises while I wore a eeg cap measuring brain stuffFor whatever reason the cap always felt like little shocks into my head and would make me cry Kind of embarrassing
>>204639141you didn't ask for any, but i can make you some. >>204639151idk what a goth band is. links?
tips on finding an american girl to marry and escape this hellhole?
>>204639136Massive pass.
>>204639136high carb diet GYATT latinxa
>>204639136she cute
>>204639186nah
>>204639192Do you want to hear a Japanese one, a Western one, or an obscure and underrated Bulgarian one?
>>204639217why do you wanna leave?
watching destiny destory this chud
>>204639188How do you get that job? I'm broke and desperate for money.
>>204639277
>>204639136nasty and dumpy
>>204638932ugg facebody seems fertile
>>204639217I'll pretend to be an American Girl for you
But if I with the finger of God cast out devils, no doubt the kingdom of God is come upon you.
>>204639192>you didn't ask for any, but i can make you some.oops I forgot to ask, silly me. although honestly I've got some bagels, maybe a nice egg/bacon bagel sammich would be nice
>>204639271i can see america from my house so i've been thinking about it
repleh snatas
just killed a conversation
So this one American lost in a thing and I talked the smalled amount of shit in the comments section of the youtube video where he took his L, and now my notifications wont stop going off from angry replies. He's a jew by the way.
>>204639293was tiny even good at league?
>youtube comment battles
>>204639387CALORIE THIEVING
>>204639136would
sometimes i pretend to be another anon and make dumb posts
sad satan
you will never be this badass
>>204638694I guess I just missed the ig hype because I never remember it being a thing except for women and pervs perving on women.
>>204639136i want to strangle her
>>204639415If tiny is supposed to be desticuck, then no.
Women prefer picture based social media, and text based porn.Men prefer text based social media, and picture based porn.
>>204639436ASS SMELLING
>>204639455>you will never be this badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oDJDHmPhY
>>204639462women and normies in general use that shit more than facebook or twitter nowadays
business idea: sepuku
DOCTOR ROBOTIK LOOKING
I'm just a piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M11TUcHqwAMILK DRINKING
>>204639544I only really thought about it when my brother started sending me insta links of him sailing in a race and some other stuff. I did not peg him as someone that would use it
>>204639573me too, but I do a good job at hiding it
>>204639573IM A CREEPIM A WEIRDOOOoooo
I'm just a stupid little fuckball
i'm more of a big mac kinda guy. these quarter pounder cucks just don't get it
>>204639544facebook is brown central. no quality content or discussion is found there. if it wasnt for instagram and whatsapp meta would have filed for chapter 11.you go to xitter if you want to start shit or if you want to witness someone famous get into retarded arguments
>>204639582>soy faced
>i'm more of a big mac kinda guy. these quarter pounder cucks just don't get it
>>204639616You sound like a sissy. Get a double quarter pounder with bacon
If you don't have any social media whatsoever, does that make you look like a serial killer to normies?
>"big" mac>can down it in a single bite
some of you are built like a big mac
on god
for me? it's a 2/3 pounder
>>204639647i like being a sissy. it makes my tiny white clitty hard :3
>>204639619facebook recently removed the names of group owners when you see it in your feed because it was all indians kek
>>204639697i want to rape you so hard no one would believe you
>>204639670do you unhinje your jaw or just dont have one
kinda scared
Best cartoon of all time? Ed, Edd & Eddy. No competition.
>>204639730im not into men sorry
>>204639751yeah true
>>204639738nta but you can definitely shove the whole thing in your mouth if you try hard enough
mom made chocolate cookies
>>204639278Look up a university in your area Usually there's a page in the psych department titled "participate in research"They're always looking for people. You just need to get on their email lists
I'm less than the dirt in the ground
>>204639697you're gonna be a fat sissy at this rate
>>204639738im just a big boy wit an appatite
>>204639751Fun fact: the creator of ed, edd and eddy was shot in the head by a vancouver police officer
>why yes, I usually inhale entire cheeseburgers in one go
>>204639784Yeah fuck the police and fuck canadians.
>>204639762give me one, frog boy
>>204639784did he survive?
i boof calories
i haven't had fast food in months and trump is making me want mcdonalds
thank you for saying what needed to be said
>>204639784What a bizarre thing to lie about.>>204639823He's still alive
>>204639846do you guys use beef tallow for your fries or are they seed oils too
>>204639837yes he made the show after
>>204639836you forgot to say please
>>204639874it wasn't the creator of the show but an animator who was shot and killed
One of the first things I remember on 4chan is reading about him getting shot and it ruined my entire week.
>>204639784He wasn't the creator
>>204639903first thing i read on 4chan was a john is kill thread
>*record scratch*Yep, that's me!You're probably wondering how I got into this crazy situation
It also explains why season 6 was uglier.
first thing i saw on 4chan was a cock rating thread on /b/. i was 10 or 11
>>204639975>>204639975at least it wasnt a rate your shit
>>204639877everything is seed oils. and now restaurants have some sort of oil treatment product that lets them reuse rancid oils over and over again so any deep frying oil you eat is extra poisonous
I was in computer class in 2006 or so and this is how I found 4chanGuy next to me>Wanna see shitting dick nipples?Me>YesAnd from that moment on, life was never the same
>>204640006great post!
>aussie hours
i like cyberpunk 2077 but i have to vent about this, there's a moment in the story where someone is grieving and asks for a cigarette and i said no multiple times but the game railroads you into giving her the cigarette despite her saying she quitand every quest afterwards she's smoking every 5 seconds and THIS FRUSTRATES ME I EVEN CHOSE THE "I DONT WANT YOU TO GET HOOKED AGAIN" OPTION COME ON
>>204639882umm please mister frog sir, may I have a cookie?
>>204640049Don't understand why RPG's these days love to give you an illusion of choice
>>204640049that game still sucks. people are lying when they said it was fixed
>>204640049yeah, judy is that kind of character. she is very human and flawed, but she is also an annoying bitch. i didn't like her quest line
>>204640050too late!
>>204640195chonky boy
any canadians who speak acadian itthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri0r0_urwo8
nuke ausfailia
>>204640195UHH WTFI'm telling your mom!!
janny insta deletes political talk but is gone when a pedo starts posting
how WOULD you pay a 4chan janny, anyway? would you allow bank transfers between monetary institutions and the people that post here
Is this true
>>204640292apologize
Panelled appliances infuriate me>Where's your fridge>Oh it's the third cupboardDo you enjoy living in a house of DECEIT?Perhaps you should hide your toilet as a trash can>Hey where can I take a shit>Just use the garbage can in the bedroom!
>>204640301janny i kneel
>>204640307wahh wah wah of all the things to cry about
>>204640299The Hyundai Elantra is very accurate. I have never seen a non-jeet driving oneIt's like dodge nitros in the states. Always a black person.
Obito is my favorite. I sympathize with him the most.
Natives rejected 47.8 billion dollar child welfare deal, I think they want more than that
>>204640299no one's forcing him to buy tim hortons
>>204639114Company matchmaking service
>>204640352he's canadian he has to buy timmies
>>204640013for me it was joining a community tf2 server back in early 2008 i believe and people kept spamming >8.8 when someone brought up LOZ twilight princess. turns out it was a /v/ servernow im almost 30 and I pay for a 4chan pass. I sometimes wonder how different things would be if I didnt bother to dig around to understand that stupid joke
>>204640390>I pay for a 4chan passgrimmy
should i press momberg about buying me the $75 gift? I'm afraid the sale is going to end and it will go back to $150
Damn my how I found 4chan story has to be the worst.
you can just say that and not share it
>>204640390>tf2 to 4chan pipelinemany such cases
>>204640507for me it was the WoW to 4chan pipeline
>>204640482What's the $75 gift?
>>204640482What gift are you getting her?
>>204640482yes, and demand tendies too
i found 4chan because of the dailystormer
>>204640482where you the guy begging for a video game the other day
>>204640543This nigga based
>>204640563*CRAAAACK**SIIIIIIIIIIPS*ah yes, those were the days...
>southern legacy
banned from /tv/ for shitting in a shitpost thread
>>204640519this
>>204640627are you 13
Based on your astrology sign I can tell you're a gay retard
>>204640521hugs and kisses >>204640530good idea
no im a gemnini
>>204640555why would i beg someone here when i can beg momberg?
>>204640664how'd you know I was a virgo
>>204640627I'd buy this lame gay redditor shit for you if you figure out how to do it fully anonymously.
>>204640715i dont want to give you my address anyway
I dropped a bunch of steam codes last year for Christmas I spent like $1000. And no I didn't just post the code for bots to eat up.
>>204640708idk somebody was begging for a vidya game the other night
>>204640737You can trust me but I'm not sure I can trust you. I can't buy it directly for you anyways, because it wont let me issue a payment with a shipping address that doesn't match my debit card's. I'd have to transfer you money for you to buy it yourself.
>>204640799eh dont worry about i can just buy it next year when i have a job
>>204640861a frog with a job? I'll believe it when I see it
>>204640887Frogs are based. Here's a pepe I confiscated from him, because he's not allowed to use it until he plays Diablo 2.
>>204640958Good on you for putting some structure in the poo neets life
>>204640958>I confiscated from himthats what you think
what becomes of us
Why should I got to school, get a job, pay taxes, and just be a productive member of society in general if a girl can just start posting pictures of her pussy online and become a millionaire?
>>204641040idk you could post your smooth twink body and become a millionaire too
based Bills
>>204641030You're a neet and you haven't played D2 yet. That makes no sense. You can get plugy for solo play and farm a holy grail. That's the ultimate neet experience. You're a fraud.
>>204641085diablo 2 is before my time i played wizard 101 instead
>>204641126Diablo 2 is timeless. It's the best video game of all time (not resurrected).
>>204641169looks boring
the ACTUAL best game of all time
>>204641233the only fun mario
>>204641233These actually are a lot of fun.
hmmm...I see...I see...
LOLhas anyone seen this cat before???
damn why is cum so dead tonight?
>>204641269pales in comparison to 64
99% of people are just automatons living life on autopilot and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>>204641389LOL that is a FAT cat!!
>>204641040Because that's rare
>>204641330Are you the short king
>>204641444why do u ask sir
>>204641391i was masterbating
>>204641040>Why should I got to school, get a job, pay taxes, and just be a productive member of societyFor your own benefit What are you even saying "the government should support my whole life because whores exist" like wtf
>>204641454to what
>>204641389ehm... a cat eating a cheeseburger..? that's preposterous!
should i eat dinner tonight or nah
>>204641389LOL! (laugh out loud for you noobz!)
>>204641391I've been working. Had some dumbass calls to answer
>>204641494well are you hungry
haha hey gusy look at this kitty he thinks he's a zombi!!
>>204641507eh. little bit. i haven't eaten much today though. i've just been sitting at my desk playing vidya all day so probably don't need too many calories.
>The only positive side of being born in a prison is being aware that there are horrible countries: poor, violent, underdeveloped, dirty, ugly and with an extremely stupid, violent and noisy population. When you finally leave this jungle and go to a civilized place (America, Europe, Japan), you enjoy it much more, because you spent your whole life in the mud. Do you think the average Canadian is fully aware of how privileged they are and makes the most of the country they live in? Obviously not. He has no idea what things are like outside his country, where what is considered basic there is seen as a luxury in third world shitholes. In short, the only good thing about being born in Cuzil is that you value another country MUCH more when you manage to leave here.
>>204641462It's natural instinct to not want to work hard if others can get it all doing nothing. Society is a communal effort.
>>204641566so what you're just gonna die because whores exist and it's not fair?
>>204641475porn
>>204641586Sorry Mr, Goldstein I'm not going to pay taxes for Israel's lethal aid no matter what.
enjoying country music is the surest sign of being a chud or chuddette
>>204641566It's natural to find that unfair, but if you do nothing because of itz the consequences are entirely on you.
>>204641625Grim news for you then cause "country" music is now the largest genre in the country. libshits on sewercide watch again
>>204641394never played it i heard the controls are shit
>>204641647Whoa this is controversial! Anyways
https://youtu.be/uPfmlpiBEk8https://youtu.be/uPfmlpiBEk8https://youtu.be/uPfmlpiBEk8https://youtu.be/uPfmlpiBEk8https://youtu.be/uPfmlpiBEk8
>>204641444i didnt post that
>>204641638largest genre, and none of it worthwhile. just the same tired trends that have existed for the past 50 years. very sad.
>>204641638>>204641675Modern country is just men being sad and women larping as cowboys
>>204641667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G0u13COALA
can i kms with the cord from a game controller
>>204641686i like billy strings
>>204641698
>>204641702Why would you want to do such a thing
>>204641645you zoomers make me sick
>>204641675it's ackshually nothing like what existed 50 years ago, but then again you're probably brown so you should listen to another remix rap song about hoes and bitches and the 5-0 keepin ya down rip big beezy
>>204641668Short king you need to sit on my lap NOW it's an emergency
>>204641698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJIccPWnEk
>>204641634actually, i can drop out of society and still live comfortably. that's kind of the problem ain't it?
>>204641716it'd be more kino than a belt or a tie
I have a feeling something crazy is going to happen during the next 4 years, i don't like trump, but I can't deny he's great entertainment
>>204641742sorry best we can do is a tall king (get squished)
>tall kingEw get ignored
>>204641785STOP TRYING TO GROOM THE SHORT BOYS JUST CAUSE THEY'RE SHORT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE WOMENPERVERT
>>204641793I like short boys because I'm short (5'7)
>>204641764Then why don't you?
>>204641822that is pretty short, but perfect girl height.
>>204641826after i answer your question, where do you expect the conversation to go?
>>204641389epic pwnage
Tall people are nearly always submissive (cause everyone's so nice to them imo that they don't ever have to be mean)
Brian was "cursing" people and everyone was saying that his curses was giving them good luck, and he got more pissed than I've seen him in a while and left lol
>>204641952brian cursed me and a few weeks later i got food poisoning explain that
>>204641975You need to wash your hands after shitting you disgusting fuck
>>204641975as if that's remotely connected
>>204641634Indeed, let's bring back unions and stronger labor laws. Maybe get unemployment down to 1-2% while we're at it.
>>204641989i didnt poop that day but keep making up excuses
I got banned for the forbidden topic again, but this time it was across all boards for one day. Usually it's only an /int/ ban and for 3 days
Got a new weed vape
>>204642014never seen a one day ban huh
why do you guys primarily post boomer music from 30+ years ago
>mackenzie foy is an old hag at 24wasnt she prime c_nny like 3 years ago. where does time go
>>204642021Yeah and it didn't show me the post that got me banned
>>204642017loser
>>204641992it is
>>204642037PROOFS
>>204641822That's not that short
>>204642008How dare you speak to me like that I just laid a curse on you now
>>204642036In what way?I'm very successful in life (no gf though yet)
>>204642044(for a girl)
>>204642056i don't like the weed high, so that makes people who do losers
>>204642044It's the perfect height to be considered short but still tall enough to put cute little shorties in their place
>>204642041the proof is in the pudding
alri lads, there's a nonce spammer in /brit/ so thought I'd hang with you fellas.
>>204642033actually there's been a lot of that going around, jans are lazy
>>204641856No place, honestly. But if you're unhappy about your situation and think it could be improved by simply doing nothing, I'm not sure why you wouldnt
>been holding onto a neighbors delivery package for like 2 or 3 days now, they still havent claimed it>guy just rang the doorbell acknowledging its his>I still ask for his name to make sure its one of the people living next door to me>I THINK it matched with the one on the box>he says he doesnt even remember ordering it he was so drunk>let him walk off with itIm high but I really hope I didnt just give a porch pirate a free christmas present
>>204642065Oh okay, I understand. It's not for everyone. It's definitely a vice of mine, and an irresponsible purchase.
>>204642072>He calls his food poisoning diarrhea pudding AYO THIS DUDE IS EATING POOP
>>204638521>>204638521>>204638521recycle or something
>>204642033How do you know what it was for then? Or was the election just all you had been posting about or something
>>204642050i return the curse back to you in the name of satan
>>204642118It said what the ban was for >>204642121Oh shit I just found the dollar I was looking for, thanks brian
>>204642068What are you trying to do, find a super short femboy or something?
>>204638447wh
asshttps://youtu.be/Zmf8kUbCX-k
