Shoebill edishold >>204633565
Taking this threads virginity as well Lads
what’s the point
My ships just arrived
>>204639894What do you eat?
>>204642076This is what you crave
>didn't do all my work in Friday because I was tired and lazy and sad>heh I'll just do it overtime on the weekend>all I did on the weekend was sleep and go on 4chan>it's 3:30 AM and I'm up listening to music and browsing 4chan>tomorrow I need to finish my left over work>manage 5 retards>waste my time with a retarded internal meeting>prepare a bunch of specialty reports for an important client escalation meeting that I'm not prepared for at all>all of this begins in 4 hoursMan I really am about to have another shitty day tomorrow. I need to stop doing this shit fuck...
>>204638521looney toons looking mf
>>204639894post ingredients
>>204642117That sounds gay. I'm glad I don't work in an office. Sorry bro
>>204642161Looks hellish, but I'm glad you enjoy it
another job application rejected
>>204642139you are lucky im not brian he would curse your ass into oblivion
>>204642117call in sick and go to bed
>>204642174>I curse you >You are lucky Oh gee wiz
>>204642152Seed oils, potato's (the bad kind), mechanically separated chicken flavor, salt
>>204639894you got any purple flamin hot cheetos in there
I remember one time I said that I cum tributed spinsters selfie, and some anon who wasn't even spinster got really butthurt and said he was quitting 4chan over it lol
>>204642195Mysterious post
>>204642185that makes me so sad
>>204642211I remember that too. I just assume everything everyone says here is fake
just demolished a bag of white chocolate macadamian nut cookies
For dinner I had zucchini noodles
>>204642183you arent lucky enough to avoid my curse
>>204642227yeah but that guy you responded too is insanely autistic and takes everything said at face value. then he spergs out about it
>>204642241No I don't lol
>zucchini noodles
Why do gay guys pinch their nipples when fucking?
>>204638521To the anon that said I should have bullied the trannies in my gamer group, instead of dropping the group:>talking on a discord>not insulting anyone>be very respectful and considerate of everyone's feelings, making sure that everyone feels that they're being validated and their feelings aren't being ingored>say that JK Rowling should be one of the left's biggest allies, and that you can just fight one battle without her>get banned within a minuteThat's why I didn't waste time trying to bully my ex-friends.
>>204642283shut the fuck up, faggot
>>204642259yeah ok sure
>>204642293Based
the most evil person i ever met was from Vermont
>>204642166Ya but as long as I do the work I don't have to worry about much else. It's hot and dusty. And when I go home I don't have to think about work anymore. When I worked on the fishing fleet I'd have to worry about getting called up to fly to Dutch or some far flung shithole in the south on a moments notice, that was balls
>>204642293I'm not gay just asking the resident fags of the thread
>>204642177There's nobody that can replace me. Anyone they put on my place is an ape and will fuck shit up x10 for me to fix after. I can't call in sick.>>204642161At least I work from home...
>>204642292i asked
>>204642297Spinny stop projecting or I'll say tattoos are retarded and make you cry
>>204642325Does she have tattoos or something? How would you even know that
>>204642309if you really need to know, go to /brit/
See what I said about that guy being INSANELY autistic?>>204642325
this is literally me right now, but I dont have a dish of tangy bbq sauce
>>204642270I actually prefer butternut squash noodles but they were out of stock so I had to settle for zucchini noodles. I seasoned them with furikake
>>204642309Stop encouraging them to think that they're welcome here. Go to /lgbt/ and find their "Stupid Questions That Don't Deserve There Own Thread" and ask there. If they don't have one, ask there, and then stay there.
i am too low EQ to tell posters apart without flags, trips and names
>>204642353Imagine eating this good
>>204642325She posted a selfie >>204642345Bullying your imaginary gf doesn't make someone autistic
>>204642303Stephen King?
>>204642292alri
>>204642371He's from Maine
>>204642371he's from Maine you ILLITERATE PIGGER
>>204642369Meant for >>204642335
>>204642369You are absolutely 100% autistic and take shitposts at face value because you're the definition of an autistic retard.
>>204642353wish i had some nuggies tonight the chicken momberg made wasn't very good
>>204642391Are you sure that isn't what you are doing
I like Stephen King's short story "The Jaunt" but otherwise I'm not a fan.For horror writers, I much prefer Lovecraft and Poe
>>204642292I imagine emergency sirens going off in the discord tranny jannies' rooms as they notify each other about an urgent case
>>204642392I decided to use ragu alfredo sauce and its a gamechanger
>>204642397Yes.
>>204642416Will you have sex with me?
>>204642419eeeewwww
>>204642380>>204642383What's the difference between Maine and Vermont?
ayo this nigga ahhhhhreads books
>>204642443Vermont used to be its own country. Maine was part of the original 13 colonies. Maine has a coastline and maritime culture, Vermont is landlocked.
>>204642443their geography, borders, and legal existence
>>204642461Uhh... Hello, FBI?
>>204642435what? its just like chicken alfredo
>>204642478chicken alfredo looks gross too
>>204642476umm hello yes??
> almost Monday> almost time to be a wageslave again
>>204642490>chicken alfredo looks gross toolmao imagine being this autistic and retarded
niggas be like"melted cheese sauce?? AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>204642455Wait hold on,Maine wasn't part of the 13 colonies. It was managed by Massachusetts
>>204642461ill never understand the purpose of this kind of censorship
smells like cocaine here sometimes
Ayyyooo
>>204642514kek
I think Maine SUCKS
not liking cheese is a WHOLE nother level to picky eating that I thought was literally impossible
>>204642562me and who?
>>204642555On one hand, they're like 98% white.On the other hand, they're retarded Dems.
>>204642564latinx people dont season they pasta
>>204642588do latinx even eat pasta
i learned in grad school that niggerpipo don't drink milk with meals.in fact, i learned that only white americans drink milk with their meals.
>>204642562kek, that American fucks a moose.
drinking eggnog
^moose
>>204642575me uwu
>>204642608White people have the highest rates of being able to process lactose as an adult.
>>204642602cono sur ones do
this will probably be the worst fucking christmas ever
>>204642602Can pasta go in tacos?
what should i make for thanksgiving dinner (alone) (in my apartment) (1000 miles away from the nearest family) (no friends) (no bitches) (just me and my oven)?
>>204642631why
>>204642631What if we spend it together?
>>204642643u should hop on a plane and visit ur family
>>204642641I'd try it
>>204642631Just as bad as the last 8, with Castro Jr.
>>204642643pizza
>>204642643jim jones special punch
>>204642643Go to Boston Market and buy their Thanksgiving dinner
I'm probably the Whitest person on /cum/ and I don't drink milk with dinner. Always been water or iced tea for me.
>>204642643baked turkey with rice, and gravy (with giblets), and rolls, and broccoli salad, and green beans and onionsand buy some dark beers from the grocery store too
>>204642535The Japanese have really stupid laws regulating porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M
>>204642644>>204642651>>204642662im gonna spend it with folks i despise.
i'm 98% irish
Japanese pipo put all kinds of cancer causing chemicals in their food and use ridiculous amounts of plastic packaging
>>204642652>>204642652>>204642652
FUCK OFF BRUCE!!!!
>>204642699im only 45%
>>204642630Connoisseur* Retard
>downloading the latest version of the Looney Tunes mega torrent since they said that they've changed so much that it's not worth picking through for the bits that are the same still>first thing that downloads is some WW2 propaganda cartoons>it's about inflation>huh, I wonder if burgerland was better at teaching them about inflation in the 1940s>it's not about inflation>it's about supply and demand curvesThis explains a lot about why things are as bad as they are.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>204642793Your mom after /cum/ runs a train on her.
>>204642643>alone) (in my apartment) (1000 miles away from the nearest family) (no friends) (no bitches) (just me and my oven)?The right answer is "whatever you want"
>>204642777Was there anything racist in this batch of cartoons?
>>204642777Checked
>>204642777ayo dis nibba be learnin economics from saturday morning cartoons
>>204642804Ahaha another W for the /cum/ bros
>>204642812Not in the one about inflation, but the one in how bullets are made for war and how they get them to the front lines to shoot a "Jap". I only watched the two.
>>204642777yep. economists have successfully duped almost everyone into thinking that inflation is caused by something other than "banks lending money"
>>204642827It's from shorts that aired before movies during WW2. But I already learned about that from my economics classes in university.>>204642845Grim state of things.
>>204642845>"banks lending money"
https://youtu.be/ZGGR7MFC_R4
/aotga/ has like 2700 posts rn.
>>204642839My grandpa still calls Japanese people "Japs" and always refers to the newspaper headlines from 1942 that said "Japs bomb pearl harbor!" To justify why it isn't racist.He was born in 1945...
>>204642878I have no idea what that is
>>204642878What's aotga
>>204642845>inflation is caused by something other than "banks lending money"Governments printing money or selling bonds/treasures. Though it's usually done through central banks.
WW2 really wasn't that long ago.Makes you think!
>>204642884He would have been raised in a culture that did use Japs, and thought nothing of it. Pretty sure they'd have had a reason to go to the library and read the newspapers from then, so he likely did read it in the 1942 newspapers.
>>204642919my great uncle tony fought hitler
sex with curly haired girls
>>204642887>>204642900>>>/adv/aotga
>>204642884>He was born in 1945...yeah? so he grew up when it was common parlance?
>>204642943WAOH MAMA
>>20464291979 years. That's almost long enough to only have people who know about it from books. In the next decade, the remaining WW2 vets will likely have died off.
>>204642951oh fuck i typed it wrong>>>/adv/atoga
>>204642951nice bait there's nothing there
Mods?
>>204642936FBI please come quick. The jannies aren't doing their job.
>>204642905the act of money creation is done by all banks that issue loans. printing more money by the treasure just backs up the imaginary money sent out by banks that issue loans.
wow yeah im sure SHOCKED that this guy is posting drawings of naked girls wow wow WOW!
why the fuck do we need gold to "back up" our currency. i paid a lady $35 for a haircut the other day. no gold was involved.
>>204642643drink until you pass out. only sensable answer.
>>204643018so that powerful financial interest groups can't create more money at their own whims. the act of money creation is an act of theft against every person that has money, since it devalues their money
>>204643018Because when your dad was a kid, that same haircut cost $3.39
>>204643018You don't *need* to, but if you don't you end up with $37 trillion worth of debt. Backing up your currency with a good, like gold(but doesn't need to be gold), allows for it to be tied to something that people have independent value for.>>204642992That money is technically inflationary, especially when the money that's deposited from the loan is then loaned out again(90% of it at least). But it's more quickly deflationary, since people have to pay back those loans, so it's not as bad as the government printing money or borrowing.
>>204643057>the act of money creation is an act of theft against every person that has money, since it devalues their moneybullshit. just print money but don't tell anyone about it. problem solved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr_MxgzZ8qs
>>204643057>since it devalues their moneyjust put it in the S&P 500 and get a 10% return so you stay at exactly the rate of inflation!
>>204643077The market will have higher demand, because there's more money, chasing less goods. The supply can't increase as fast as money printer going brrrrrrrr.
>>204643101I've got like $61k in a CD. in a few months, I'll have about $62k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDWoZ3Gg29w
>>204643115man imagine if you'd put that 61k into crypto on the night Mr. T won.
>>204643109has that literally ever been a problem, ever? or is it just something (((they))) make up to fool people?
>>204642929>>204642957He also refuses to buy Japanese cars and products because he's still salty about it haha
i didnt goon today
>>204643160theres still a few hours left in the day
Prove her wrong.Pro-tip: you can't!
>>204643170women should be banned from talking about economics
i dont' listen to twitter users or women
>>204643170>twitter for iphone
>>204643150>has that literally ever been a problem, ever?this has got to be a troll
>>204643150>has that literally ever been a problem, ever?Yes? It's one of the reasons why prices are so high in USA for things like food.And at the rate that other nations joining BRICS, if they can ever get their gold backed crypto for settling inter-country debts going, then enjoy a shit ton of inflation, when all those countries start selling American dollars back to the USA.
>>204643187lol this
>>204643170I mean, economics is one part "science" and one part faith. So she's not completely wrong. It's just that there's a million moving parts and the governments can change it with more laws or less laws.
so if inflation is going up, why don't we just hand out free money to everyone? i mean, the problem exists either way.
>>204643170She's right you know.
just won a skribble by more than 2k points over 2nd place agianst a bunch of lil kids and esls
some people put whiskey in their eggnog, but for me, it's root beer.
>>204643258First place in the retard division, congrats
what's the difference between a cleric and a priest
>>204643242>why not pour gas on a fireBecause inflation is too many dollars chasing too few goods/services. What needs to happen is expanding the economy, paying off government debt, and not printing more money.That's the solution.
nah id win
long ago i learned i can just not reply to posts
im trans btw
but then you'd lose out on (You)s
wanna just sit at home and jack it but i guess i should go to my friend's fundraiser and drop i dunno a fourty
My Ravens lost to the Stoolers again
>>204643286wow me too (just kidding I'm just a femboy sissy lala)
>>204643272Do you mean in real life or DnD/video games?
>>204643300irl
>>204643293I'm steal this pepe
>>204643273but how are you going to hand out dollars for negro votes if you stop printing money
The GF has been sending me wedding rings she likes
fucking hell I've gotta drive into town. gay. gay gay
Sometimes I've thought about leaving this website because it sucks but then I realized that it's the closest thing I have to a friend.
>>204643304Cleric is the catch-all term for all religious leaders.Priest is for specific denominations, like Catholic.It gets a little fuzzier when you go further back in time though.
>>204643345That's sad.
>>204643340is that a catfish
>>204643345quite sad innit
>>204643345
>>204643340Would a catfish try to eat itself?
>>204643312They shouldn't be getting government handouts, but the west believes that we should have a publicly(government) funded safety net. It should be done through the private sector and citizens donating to charities.But to answer your question directly, yes, that's why they can't stop giving handouts. They want to keep poors and blacks voting in particular ways.
catfish is just another term for a smelly pussy
>>204643338normalniggers out
my wife is crazy
>>204643423my wife is a regular ol battleaxe!
>>204643423a tale as old as time. that just means you need to fuck the shit out of her
>>204643338Sounds like you'll be getting an ultimatum soon enough.
>>204643429how do you think she makes me feel, she kisses the dog on the mouth but she won't drink from my cup
>>204643450Ewww
men need to have an ideal vision for themself. A "hero" if you will. If you don't have one, then you'll marry whoever gives you the time of day and your wife will craft you into her ideal principle. Usually this means an emasculated man who does all her bidding, with only a veneer of masculinity so she doesn't have to be embarrassed with you in public
>>204643450>she kisses the dog on the mouth but she won't drink from my cupMake Asylums Great Again.
absolutely wild that people will spend so much money on video game skins when they could buy something real that has transferable value instead.
>mfw I fuck the shit out of my wife
>>204643471If the skin is on Steam, and it's tradeable, then you can have transferable value with lootbox keys.
Who wins the "awful opinions on everything" Olympics? >British flags >Anime posters >Destiny
>>204643471I spent $20 on the nikky minaj skin in cawwadoody cause the gang was doing itfucking insane...$20 kinda crazy
anime posters by far
>>204643493if if ifmobage is a billion dollar industry
Definitely desTINY
>>204643498Destiny is the gold standard for having terrible opinions and getting cucked.I don't think anime posters or /brit/s have any value.
>>204643509>don't buy skins that aren't meeting all of those requirements
i don't wantberg to goberg to toilberg for wageberg tomorrowberg
>>204643355>>204643367>>204643383lookie here guys it's the friend havers
Should I be taking creatine?
>>204643543I'll do it for you if you sit on my lap short king
>>204643557It doesn't really do much. Not worth it
>>204643557do you lift weights for vanity?
Favorite Mexican beer? For me it's corona familiar
>>204643564He'd need a ladder to do that.
>>204643564man short kings get all the luck. I'd gladly sit on somebodies lap if I didn't have to go to toilberg
>>204643575Probably negra modelo but i haven't had many
>>204643575coronas taste good
>>204643557do you even lift? if so yes. its proven to be the ONLY supplement to actually make a tangible difference.if you want it as a nootropic or something then flat no
>>204643575it's definitely corona with lime but all the major mexican beers are similar. I wonder if there's a microbrew scene in mehico
>>204643570Hmm >>204643573Kinda yeah>>204643593Yes
coronas smell like skunk, hence many people brings them memories of their dad
>>204643608Give us the inside scoop on good Mexican beer, mexanon
>>204643607do it then. stay hydrated
tecate chads ww@
intercontinental ballistic missile
turn on CNN, a ballistic missile just flew over my house!!
>>204643649That's what you get for watching CNN.
https://youtu.be/HluANRwPyNo
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acehdUenKGY
>>204643619not a beer fan, just corona because cantinas smell like weed because of it and my dad took me there... I guess it would depend on the climate, season and alcohol. For example germans love high alcohol volume beers that are dark due to the weather
The anchovy which is found in the sea at Athens, men despise on account of its abundance and say that it is a poor man's fish; but in other cities, they prize it above everything, even where it is far inferior to the Attic anchovy.
dumb Peanutposter
Based peanutposter
>>204643717Nuts out for Peanut.
https://youtu.be/H8gchH4mk6Ithread theme
the dripthoughts?
loud browns being loud againsigh
>>204643728he'll get fat...
>>204643746are you gonna hook up with the rodeo queen or what
>>204643748call the cops
Any fish is good if cooked correctly
>>204643790no fish is good, no matter how it's cooked
>>204643790tuna from a can is the only good fishand shrimp but those arnet fish
>>204643790how do i cook haddock
>>204643746only if you listen to synthwave
>>204643771im in the west coast. cops dont even respond to noise complaints
>>204643819Beer battered and fried
>>204643771White woman core
>>204643824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7za6T93wnZ8
>>204643748This is why you don't live near them
that missile's going ballistic!! over my house!! and i think it came from another continent!
>>204643695imagine roundhouse kicking this lil bitch right in the face haha
>>204643829just say you saw them threaten a white woman with a gun
I think the ancient Greeks are more interesting than the Romans
>inel chiCANO, senors
imagine shootin that nigga right in his ugly cunt face haha
>>204643858My ancestors
Medieval Europe was the peak of human civilization
drinking wine
>>204643846>>204643748>>204643771bluetooth speakers made me do it, nothing personal
>>204643858why, cause you fantasize about fagsex?
>>204643884No the philosophy, culture, mythology and stuff
>>204643869What? Being a serf doesn't sound fun.
>>204643895But 4chan told me they only worked 12 hours a week or something
And they say romance is dead...
>>204643869You had to make your own soap and build your house and everything in it and if you get a small cut and it gets infected then you die
>>204643912>onlyisn't that a lot more than you currently work?
>>204643916there''s something in the water, I swear. Women are becoming subhuman lately
I hate the feeling of googling some random circumstancial pain and it makes me think I have a serious illness
Think I just killed what could have been my first relationship at 28 years old
>>204643917>Soapwhat, do i look like royalty to you?
>>204643916and he didn't marry her on the spot? what the HELL
>>204643916>a very logical and reasonable thing called woman sent me a video of herself doing something retarded. she's the one
say the n word
>>204643958the n word
>>204643945Sometimes it doesn't happen but it's not because of a particular thing you did
>>204643963bitch ass
Would you marry Sadie Enward
I think smoking weed vape gave me a lymph infection
People use to work 16-17 hours a day without being serfsas somebody with ADHD I kind of long for serfdom so long as it provided me with everything I need and work wasn't dominated by modern deadlines where you have to build an entire garage with 3 other guys in 8 hours or you're behind for the next week
>>204643916>I must report this to the authoritiesno wonder the SS worked so well in germany
>>204643969if it's a woman yeah
>>204643945It wasn't meant to be.Many people meet their wives in their 30s
>>204643974Based pragmatist
lowering your standards seems like it's a bad thing but it's actually not
>>204643998depends on where your standards start at
>standardswhat, do i look like royalty?
are there any (biological) females in /cum/
>>204643998why not
>>204644004girls arent real
>>204644004hi
>>204644004what's it matter to you, bucko?
>>204644004There are at least 2
>>204644004well i dont think theyre robots or something. i also dont think they have vaginas.
>>204644017Sometimes my gf sits on my lap while I shitpost here and sometimes I write out her shitposts so there's kind of 3 sometimes
>>204644016just wondering
whose ass do i gotta kiss to get a new thread around here?
what's wrong with this thread?
>>204644059mine (not really though I'm lazy)
*snaps fingers* c'mon i need a new fuckin thread ovah heeah
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