The Sufferer & The Witness editionprev: >>204644071
HEYYYYYYY MISTER TAAAMBOURINE MAN, Play a soooong for meI'm not sleepy and there ain't NO place I'm gooooooooiiin' toHEYYYYYYY MISTER TAAAMBOURINE MAN, Play a soooong for meIn the jingle jangle morning, I'll come fooooooooooollowin' you…
>>204644131me second from the left
>>204644137I wish I was her
>>204644137angie?
>>204644092
my snake plant is growing up so fast
If you were a popular twitch streamer, what would you stream?
>>204644148
>>204644186king of the hill episode or videos analysing them
im back
Walking into your thread Good morning frens>>204644180So is my spider plant and bougainvillea
>>204644186probably vidya so I can be super rich and famous and be like finnster
https://youtu.be/H8gchH4mk6IOFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>204644217From where?
>>204644186gooning and jelqing techniques
>>204644186fistful of frags
>>204644232i was watching the tele
>>204644219Green Japan!
I like Sriracha
>>204644219My Man
You got soft hands brother
which plant should i get next?
>>204644186minecraft maybe. back in the day i pretended to be streaming and narrating shit to viewers in my head. good days
my catnip died
>>204644352how?
>>204644321Left is more aesthetic
>>204644314youre gonna catch these hands, hoganoh yah, and when I get my hands on that pretty boy mullet OOH yah you're gonna wish you were dead
>>204644352why didn’t you water it stupid frog poster
I fucking love watching cooking shorts. They put on some comfy music and cook tasty things. Makes me want to learn how to cook better.
>>204644393i like the turk (or greek?) guy that cooks shit in rivers and waterfalls. hella comfy.
Hulk Hogan is gay and faggot
>>204644372im actually leaning towards right
just fucked my wife and says for my bday wants to hire me a prostitute
>>204644412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRLEFTlUbvo
>>204644424ewww
>>204644186ceiling fan
>>204644424Latina sex drive is crazy
>>204644424It's a trap so she can fuck a different guy on her bday and say "but I let you so why are you insecure" >Inb4 this is destino
theres like 8 meximutt variations on the log right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG71K9VC0U0
my cat is home safe it’s a long storyi’m exhausted gonna sleep now thanks guys for trying to keep me calm about the situation
im noticing that the world is ending
>>204644471She wants to have a threesome. Kinky couples hiring a girl isn't unheard of.
>>204644504You can give us some of your cat as a thank you, I'm not talking about the animal
yep looks like its gooning time
>>204644504i was the first one to tell you e would come back like nothing. im glad he did
>>204644512Women have a natural propensity towards jealousy and manipulation
It's okay to be jealous fucking NERDS
im finna cry
it's called a road it's called a rainbow roadit's the road that you go, when you die
>>204644565Based Gen 4 appreciator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaE_6rRHmd0
does being drunk make it harder to fall asleep
>>204644565is this pokemon?
Everytime someone on /gif/ or reddit posts a sexy thing of their gf or wife, she's always fugly as shit
wuld you fuck meid fuck meid fuck me hars
>>204644610It makes it easier for me, but everyone is different
>>204644614Yes, the pokemon mod in TCG card shop simulator
>>204644533Women feel threatened primarily by their man having an emotional connection/attachment to another girl. They don't care about sexual infidelity as much. Not like a man does about his woman at least.Study in the 90s found the average woman in America would forgive sexuality infidelity in her husband at least once.If she's down for a threesome and is the one who initiates and wants it I don't think there's going to be a problem.In fact in my observation guys in a relationship with a bisexual girl tend to have happier relationships and sex lives.
I didn't understand ANY of this. Like, start to finish, I had absolutely no clue what was going on.
should i drink tap water?
>>204644687Do you live in Flint, Michigan?
NOT lenny
I just expanded this thread by creating a sub edition with galvanize square steel tube and eco-friendly wood veneer
im an american hero
>>204644687if the only two options are becoming dehydrated and drinking tap water, yes, drink some tap water
>>204644668A woman wanting that is probably an indication of her being crazy in other ways
This board is just /r9k/ for ESLs
>>204644732Well his wife IS a Latina
queen
>>204644687It's probably safe, but the taste might vary.
>>204644762>>204644731>>204644691not in michigan. i just chugged some tap water before bed cause i ran out of water bottles
>>204644731is america a third world country
once i learn adlerian psychology, it's over for you fuckers
i wouldnt brows r9k if you paid me
i've decided to become the the joker (ocky style)
good god this a freak show
Connections was pretty easy
warwolf
First Rule of Karate: Strike FirstNever let your opponent have the first blow.
>>204644810girls like bad boys ;)
>>204644854>Never let your opponent have the first blow.what if my opponent is a cute twink with a cute pp?
>>204644854So if you don't get the first blow it's just over?
gn
Watchmen sucked and Zack Snyder has never made a good movie.
>>204644893good night
>>204644877then you strike harder>>204644891yes
you can have the first blow. you can have all the blows.homo
>>204644913bit gay
Reminder to every single solitary last Canadian human being that Americans have the absolute sovereign right to fish for lobster, crab and whatever else, whereever we please in """"your""" waters, because we are the United States of America. Especially in the region of the Maine/Canada border.Do you enjoy having a Pacific coastline? We suffer you to enjoy a Pacific coastline. You are welcome of our sufferance, although we ourselves are insufferable.
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
>>204644004all femcels i'm afraid... unfortunately they probably call you a moid
>>204644893night bud
>>204644973haha
So I'm taking Developmental Biology this semester, and we've learned about a very important gene called "Sonic Hedgehog", or Shh for short.It's involved in a fuckton of biological processes.I want to meet the giga-autists that named this gene.
>>204644993Do you know about Robotnikinin
rape the anon below me
only women are allowed to rape me
nobody is allowed to rape me
wine is superior to beer
>>204645059*rapes you with a wig on*
>>204645063alcohol is of the devil
>>204645063sorry foid gtfo
>>204645073i suppose jesus christ was a foid
you ever wonder how movies and television shows cast people to be intentionally ugly? like, do they put out a casting call like "only grotesque monsters, deformed creatures, and socially-inept losers may apply" and then get 100 resumes?
>>204645032No I do not, this is hilarious I wonder if any of the people that discovered Shh or Robotkinin know about Chris Chan lore
You guys were lying to me saying you are racists.Today after the TSA line an elderly white lady dropped her phone and I picked it up for her. I got a 'thank you sweetheart' and a smile from her.
>>204645059>Rapes you with my trans female penis
>>204645106someone already made that joke
>>204645102Racism is usually against groups, rather than individuals
>>204645102i like all the good races. just not the bad ones.(spoiler: all races are made in gods image and therefore are good)
developing a theory
>>204645109A wig isnt a penis but I'll plop my weiner on the top of your head if you want
it's never too late to learn how to kick ass.
Penis genius
>>204645123can I wear a wig?
>>204644993why is it autistic to know about a popular video game
>>204645145Knowing about it is not autistic but naming a gene after it is
watching an asian slut streamer unironically
>>204645185grim
>>204645185watching a tf2 streamer
Also I saw homo people for the first time in my life.Very surreal seeing something only seen in movies and media irl.
>>204645214Who tf is still streaming tf2
>>204645219homos or like troons
>>204645235stabby stabby
>>204644782Yes.
>>204644899You didn't like 300?
>>204644200I understand I will never be a woman and I will never try to be one either. My opinion remains the same
>>204645244The dude lives on a house boat
>>204645185oppai
>>204645284and that's based.
>>204645240No regular looking males.I deduced they were homos because they were taking selfies together and stuff.I overhead one saying to the other "god you're such a sagittarius". Can't imagine a normal male talking like this.Very interesting this USA trip has been.
wake up.
>>204645284was that you in chat lol
almost gave in and posted to r9kbut i will resist the temptationi am strongi am invinciblei am woman
>>204645330Nah just an oldhead who used to be on tf.tv
r9k is woman tier
>>204645219Where are you from?
sailing from life to death
>>204645314oh yeah fags love to lean into stereotypes, I think because they never have a real personality so they just become gay so they have something to talk about.where are you from tho
Never thought I'd see a Rise Against edition but I'm all here for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIyHxPuAA6U
lol @ people in vancouver
>>204645413what happened?
>>204645420it blew up
>>204645425all those chinamen...lost, like tears in the rain...
>>204645407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrZdM8kVPtc
>>204645443vagina music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMLBNtf3Yaok, I pull up
>>204645459for you
>>204645355>>204645367India
>>204645466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMLBNtf3YaI
>>204645476for erryone
this sounds like shit
>>204645484nah
>>204645483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XOgSWvBC0U
it's joever
>>204645482Indians getting a bad reputation is becoming more of thing here mostly online, but it's not like Australia, UK, or Canada yet. America is just a big place and Indians are still a relatively small portion of the population.People outside the big metro areas might not have even met one before.
>>204645489yah
woman are so social it's annoying
>>204645525you're posting on a message board
>>204645525the only lady that cuts my hair talks non stop i dropped her and now go to a barber
normalize the norm, you guys
>>204645525women are never social with me kind of weird considering how attractive and friendly i am haha
>>2046455574 days a week 8 to 4 probably making a shit load of money is actually the dream
>>204645525Men and women weren't meant to interact much with each other throughout the day imo. Women stayed behind and chatted with each other, helping with child rearing, cooking, etc. while the men when out and faced the dangers of the external world and brought back meat.Bonding as a collective group obviously happened with eating and sitting around the campfire or special events. They would then cohabitate with each other in their tents or whatever and have sexy time during the night.
>>204645594went*
i hate my bitch wife
Where my hug at?
It's raining/hailing/thundering and lightning in Vancouver.
>>204645609does she hate you?
>>204645612up your ass and to the left
Took this pic first day here. Lol'd hard.
Disco Elysium is very interesting in its gameplay concept but I have no investment in the story or characters and the 10 hour long conversations bore me to death.
>>204645630Die faggot
>>204645653tranny game
>>204645668why's it a tranny game I've never played it
>>204645679because its popular with trannies duh
i only play games popular with straight aryans
>>204645653Play something good like pic related.
>>204645679Even thought the devs are from Eastern Europe they're Western style leftists into cringe and gay shit, and it's just insufferable. Would have been much better if they were Soviet apologetic tankies.Subsequently the kind of queers who watch breadtubers love the game.
>>204645717not buying your game mike
>>204644092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZILRjJmz_Go
>>204645714I only play Desert Bus
what games did you play today?
>you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
>>204645557The only thing that annoys me is how "normal" his life is while having to set up a tripod just to record himself take like five steps with his dog or put his laptop in his backpack.
>>204645748incels OUT
>>204645619sick aesthetic
>>204645742
>>204645742been playing mount and blade
*sigh*guess i'd better clean the catbox
>>204645780whats your hours past 2 weeks?
>>20464580825
>>204645657Why does my post offend you?
>>204645801i tried warband once got bored fast
>>204645807how long have you been procrastinating on that?
SOMEBODY'S BITCH GETTIN FUCKED THIS EVENIN
>>204645844is it me
Last Steam game I played was Pizza Tower and that was months ago
>>204645850cringe
should i stop eating pizza 3 of 7 days per week
>>204645801sort it out pond scum
>>204645832The faggot speak
>>204645864you should eat more and post your big belly
drinking milk
>>204645833i think it's fun but i'm also not that into it, i don't understand people that can have thousands of hours on this
just noticed this weird humming noise coming from my lava lamp now i cant ignore it
>>204645868Nice library. Do you do some investing or trading?
Wtfrick I can't believe he kills his wife in Silent Hill this game is literally Hitler
>>204645894if it happens again tomorrow, you gotta ditch that thing, man
>>204645869That's how you people talk in USA.
>>204645907brand new to investing so trying to read as much as possible in a short period of time. luckily ive been reading history for some time and about geopolitics, which helps
Referred pain is when you have an injury in one area of your body but feel pain somewhere else. This happens because all the nerves in your body are part of a huge, connected network. Referred pain can occur anywhere, but it’s most common in your neck, shoulders, back, teeth and jaws.
>>204645936why
>>204645957constant distraction and annoyance makes life worse
>>204645940Stfu esl
>>204645972how do you know
Stupid lazy fucking babies need to stop fucking freeloading and get a damn job
baby want milky
Babies are such freeloaders. Get a job or get on the street stupid lazy motherfucking babies.
>>204645953That's complete pseudoscience. Legitimate-sounding horoscope talk.
>>204646001shut up angelica
my dick is hard wish i had some where to stick it
>>204646003take it up with the cleveland clinic
Palestine will be free
I hope [redacted] stops giving handouts to babies and gets them jobs instead.
>>204645907whats your stock pick for tomorrow?
>>204645857Pizza Tower is good though
>>204646032>Palestine will be freeYeah, free of Palestinians LOL GOTTEM
>>204645619impossible to suffer in Canuckia west
Deport lazy babies. Put babies to work. Time for your 36 hours shift at the Temu warehouse stupid baby!
shut the fuck up schizojeet
>>204646030>cleveland clinicI'm sure the ladies in that Wiccan coven are very nice people.
im sexy and i know it
>>204645976No.I'm on US soil and have 1A rights.
>>204646076
I don't get how we allowed ourselves as white people to end up in a situation where we hate to be racist to others, and others hate when we're racist, but there's no expectation of reciprocity whatsoever. In fact white people sort of tolerate and see it as normal for other race to belittle us and even openly hate us, and we see it as our job to win them over
Been thinkin bout herNot a good ideaGoin to bed
>>204645742Oblivion. Character is now kinda o.p so I'm starting to lose interest. Same thing which happens with most games.Playing as an adult it doesn't have the same magic, even though as an adult I actually understand the mechanics
>>204646124what are you doing here?
>>204646124>travels to the US>immediately gets a lawyerI like this guy
>>204646159what do you think of morrowind
>>204646157look up paradox of tolerance
>>204646158it isnt even 10PM
>>204645895Wth is that
>>204646191you don't know?
>>204646172Ok Shylock
Girlfriend put makeup on me while we were hanging out with her friends again. Got home and she attacked me like an animal. She’s kind of got me in the palm of her hand, and I kind of like that a lot.
>>204646200I know more stuff than you think you know.
>>204646036I'm getting interested in the companies that make tools for the semiconductor industry because other investors have been running away from them lately. Not Broadcom; I've been thinking more about KLA, Lam Research, and Applied Materials.
>>204646229frowning really hard at this post
>>204646229ummm what?
>>204646173My favorite out of the three. Played through it fully for the first time last year (as a kid I started playthrough but never finished)Definitely has the best lore and atmosphere. Might start another playthrough after I finish Oblivion
>>204646229oh no no no
gay old games dot com
>>204646229i like that you're happy, anon, even though i don't understand what's going on there
>>204646256>>204646249>>204646242What’s the issue? I don’t mind playing ken doll with a bunch of cute girls. Girlfriend loves it, so I love it too, simple as.
good night cummers
tomorrow Im getting Mac Daddies
>>204646311THEY NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT
Wish I got to experience having friends, and girlfriends in my teens and early 20s.Being an autist is a fate worst than death.
>>204646304night bud
>>204646322Make no mistake, I’m a shy autist too, but I like telling jokes and being funny and that takes me far. I’m a complete 5/10 appearance wise.
i like mine with lettuce and tomato
>>204646347>I like telling jokes and being funny and that takes me faryou're NOT AUTISTIC, YOU NORMALFAG. STOP TRYING TO FIT IN.
>>204646322It's awful. And to make it worse, I'm guessing few people have empathy for your situation.
>>204646347I don't mean autist as in teehee I'm a little introverted and nerdy. I mean an actual autistic with a diagnosis.
>>204646231He wasn't talking to you
>>204646361Norm Macdonald was an autist too, and people think he was pretty funny.
>>204646372I have an Asperger’s diagnosis from my youth, before it was folded into autism spectrum disorder and made an obsolete diagnosis.
>>204646168I go on foreign trips every year. This was USA's turn.>>204646172Not my fault you guys have weird lawyer ads everywhere.>Injury/wrongful death/uber/lyft accident>call our lawyer to help you get rich for free
>>204646382he's not an autist
>>204646322I had friends when I was a kid and that ended immediately once everyone talked as a form of having fun instead of playing on the playground. I don't know why I never developed skills for talking to people, but I certainly made it worse by not trying and giving up. Now I'm 28 and trying to make up for it.
>>204646400which cunts have you been to?
>>204646393Well I'm glad things were better for you. I have what would have been considered aspergers too, but I wasn't diagnosed until I was 20. The damage had already been done, and I grew up in a dysfunctional household to boot.Kind of hard to have a normal life when a job interview sends you into a sever panic attack, and mental breakdown. Or the thought of asking a girl out causes you to vomit from anxiety.
Gn /cum/maniacs
White people are trash people.They are shit people.the think they're so good but they are absolute SHIT. THEY SUCK!!Don't believe them they are garbage
>>204646463wow paco calm down
>>204646463U can say that so long as you stay in your shithole
>>204646421Maldives, Thailand, Indonesia, Srilanka, UK, USA, Singapore.
>>204646453night bud
>>204646476grim tier list
>>204646463no hate in this thread only love
https://youtu.be/X3RbYyHABzo?si=pqE0tAkf5h9EoLdfliterally me
>>204646463ok now post your sexican bummy
tomorrow, whataburger, methinks
STOP REPLYING TO IT FFS YOU LEMMINGS
>>204646425I know the feeling, I can’t really say that I did anything special or that there’s any secret. Medication helped me a lot, specifically adderall. I never got much out of therapy. I know it helps some people, but I’m not one of those people. I just like talking to women, I guess. I’ve had a few guy friends, but I always bonded more strongly and meaningfully with women. I have three older sisters so maybe it just runs in the family.
>>204646486In what sense?
I'm so fucked up it's crazy
i have a headache
oh my glob she's so pretty>>204646495
https://youtu.be/hEZz7OK16jE?si=xGRfs9aEochVTW9IHELP MEHEEELPI FUCKED UP MY BRAIN
LIVING EVERY DAY FEELS LIKE IM BURIED UNDER THE SIDEWALK SCREAMING FOR PEDESTRIANS TO SAVE ME
>>204646515I've been on multiple medications over the years and years of talk therapy. Nothing ever helped. The few friends I had in school were always other guys.
Is this true?
I AM UNIRONICALLY IN A MENTAL PRISON I CANNOT ESCAPE FROM EVERY DAY. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SORRY IF THESE POSTS ARE ANNOYING BUT IM FUCKED UP AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND NO SHAMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>204646626yeah. i dont have a license btw
>>204646626yeah
>>204646626i don't know, i don't have a drivers license but i will soon though
never have sex
if you want to have sex you need a drivers license
bake new
>>204644098>>204644098>>204644098https://youtu.be/PL6qklg7bDQ?si=lD4vjX2W7gVnFwXf
no obituaries for the most partnobody cares you are not even a costar
>>204646591Our circumstances are just different I suppose. We didn’t necessarily start from the same start line on the track, I didn’t have much trauma in my home life or growing up. The diagnosis is hard to surmount to have a normal life, but adding a turbulent upbringing to that makes it even harder. I hope stuff works out for you guy.
>>204646747>>204646747>>204646747
goodnight
