Mirrors are magic an shit edition
>>204653983wtf bro mirrors on a mad one
>>204653983i hate how stupid we've became
Going to start a career as a stand up comedian for zoomers. Here is my set so far>open with joke about wanting to die>complain about house prices>does anybody else think the world is FUCKED LOL?>orange man bad>another joke about wanting to die>a joke about how I take 10 different prescription meds for MUH anxiety>joke about one of the white guys in the front row and how they're not cool>another joke about depression>self deprecation joke about failed tinder dates >another joke about depression or anxiety
>>204654067what's the solution haha
Sing, O museOf the heroic deadWhom in 4chan weptAnd the deeds of anonAnd their song.Was first upon that sceptred isleThat the arrogant belgian,Mighty in his kingdomSet his desires...
>>204653983explain this shit thenhow can the light reflect off a mirror if something is blocking it
>>204654086Already 100s of these
>>204654097sterilize anyone who watches football
>>204654097stop laughing at unfunny things and start using our brains maybe? idk haha
>>204654097>>204654104
could honestly kill some cunt
Guys I might have a sleep. Depression is becoming very intense.
>>204654156dont get it
wraps i bought are crap, they break apart when you try and roll them
mirrors are good and have things inside of them because that's where they are
>spam is worse on a monday morningNot saying a thing me
>>204654167Why lad? What’s up? x
>>204654204https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/305530793?srsltid=AfmBOopwUUN1lHdkSiVxZ8K5HwmOGxxPEUFFiN3io6CGExl_vtN_FTuothese are legittrust
if i had to take on one large animal in a fight for my life i'd choose to take on a shark, grab it by its tail and pull it backwards until it drowns init
>>204654194Vai a la camera per il sogno e la gym, ciccione. It's your bodies way of telling you it needs to rest
So how does a normal American go about moving to the UK outside of marrying somebody? I have a college degree in university admin, if that helps.
>>204654245>tescoi'm not made of money
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
>>204654270sermon more like semen
>>204654285...wow
Weak boring low energy Timmy os staying home playing video games and posting racist comments anonymously hiding behind 10 proxiesBlacks are chilling outside, having fun or partying so doing exactly what white girls love to do as wellAnd you still wonder why all the white girls are into Black dudes now? I mean come on
1000 days. Can you believe it's been that long? 700,000 russians ded
just join a club bro
>>204654299...wow
>>204654265We're only accepting poorly educated africans and asians im afraid. No room for people of a similar culture and background
>>204654265you could try being brown
>>204654321omds
any other poets in? by poet i mean writes shit poetry that gets rejected from magazines haha
>>204654321Did he actually say "I" instead of "we"?
>>204654370Once got published actually
>>204654290I always associate RE4 with the UK because of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxVAQYpNmUQ
>>204654389fr? where not as if any of us will be able to find the poem
>>204654389Nice, I've been published twice
>>204654414School magazine
>>204654428fr? where not as if any of us will be able to find the poem>>204654430lmao
>>204654383Same translation from multiple outlets
did the jannies give up or are they still sleeping
>>204654428Share a poem
indio thread
Biden giving his Big Ballistic Missiles to cute blonde Ukrainian goddessesLil timmy putin seething over the border, nun he cud do
>>204654051Well it is so
so many nosey people here
>>204654502...yh cos we jewish LOL
Got back into bed guys. Might be sleep time
>>204654446Interesting
janny needs to go round this cunts house and beat him to death with a mattock
Gravity as described today is actually NOT supported by any REAL science. Just saying.
rorke be likehuuuuuuurrr duuurrrrr huuurrr im a fucking rorke fuuuuuckin eeeellll
Hope they don't want me to go to Ukraine and shoot Russians, looks like a shithole
Similar to the pickaxe, it has a long handle and a stout head which combines either a vertical axe blade with a horizontal adze (cutter mattock), or a pick and an adze (pick mattock)
heathermong onamadone today
>>204654557*drops a brick on your smug face *
>>204654321>700,000 russians dedDoubt it
>>204654541Good catch on your part btw
Guildmaster Tony's Mattock
>last thread just got nuked in entirety
>>204654584Please call him heatherpaedo, heathermong is far too respectful
anyway who do you reckon has the better hair here mick ronson or jeff beck?
>>204654573didn't know what a mattock is eh lad?
starmer takes it up the arsedoo dahdoo dah
>>204654651CORRRRRRRR
>>204654627no it didn't
>>204654627why wtf lmao
>>204654651What's this thenSecond time I've seen Tintin today
>>204654651Okay, I never liked Tintin. He's weird! He's got a funny face. And his hair is just... it's horrible. And he never had a girlfriend, did he? Just the dog, so I reckon he was actually shagging the dog.
>>204654694it's just archived
>>204654694Notice how belgian anon disappeared?
these are fit
says it's been archived but it's not there in the archive, also it wasn't on the last page either before it disappeared off the board>>204651498
>>204653983Have you noticed that it's all women and blacks?
Weak boring low energy Spaki os staying home playing video games and spamming on 4chan hiding behind 10 proxiesWhites are chilling outside, having fun or partying so doing exactly what girls love to do as wellAnd you still wonder why all the white girls are into white dudes now? I mean come on
>>204654737only mods have these sorts of powers
>>204654754bore off adam
>>204654321700,000 ukrainians*they're very similar to russians but not the same
got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the bluesand you know it don't come easy
>>204654749*si mette il culo nella tua faccia*
just look at the absolute navel gazing twaddle that leftypol is coming out with these days
where can i buy quark?
>>204654862big supermarkets should sell it, either own brand, or look in the polish section for 'twarog'
harry christener
>>204654845Size of those mitts
>>204654845Why do you care?
>>204654845lol why she got a captain hook for a leg
>>204654862Jodrell bank?
>>204653983light reflects off the egg at angle past the edge of the paper
>>204654936leftypol fetishises disabilitiesbeen seeing more and more troons walk around with bright coloured glittery canes that most of them don't even need, it's just a fashion accessoryalthough some troons do have osteoporosis and spinal issues from the 'treatments' they undergo particularly the female 'ftm' troons
SCREAMING
>>204654862Switzerland
>>204655009Gay people are degenerates?! Stop the press!
Her breast all gore, with lamentable cries,The bleeding innocent Cassandra diesThen though pale death froze cold in every vein,My sword I strive to wield, but strive in vain;Nor did my traitress wife these eyelids close,Or decently in death my limbs compose.
>>204654987yes anyone who's not borderline retarded understands how it works
>>204654987Hmm
>>204655009oh my daaaaaaaaayz leftypol will be fuminggg
getting a stern talking to once again for other people's incompetence. Mint being a manager hahaa
>>204655009wonder if he was sucking cock or getting bummed
>>204655113All managers in my own experience have been cunts ladStop trying to pass on work to others
>>204654735might have to stop by Lidl after toil grab one of these
>>204655137thats literally my job
>>204655161No it isn't
>>204655172yes it is
Mental how Google corporate memphis art is satanic and evil
>this kills the britvirgin brit vs chad Viking
hour long team meeting on a monday, it not right
>>204655189Typical lazy bone manager thinking they can doss offWhat do you think that extra pound a hour is for?
>>204655082yeah that looks rightthe next mirror-related question is what percentage of the population could explain why a glass mirror shows your reflection while a window doesn't really.
need them all rounded up and force fed rat poison
>>204655232Magic?
*scurries away*
Walking across a platform on the tube letting out a long nasty protein fartAll the time i’m hearing ”Mix mix swirl” in my mind
>>204655190the original memphis design is quite good tho
>>204654321>Dead Wounded, on leave or deadPlease stop being a creepy incel
I'M THE ORIGINAL DISCRIMINATING BUFFALO MANI'LL DO WHAT'S WRONG AS LONG AS I CAN>HE'LL DO WHAT'S WRONG AS LONG AS HE CAN
>>204655217Cool, Britain didn't exist then
Belgie's gone off to cry about the state of his life presumably
people who donate to twitch streamers shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>204655217But the english defeated the vikings
>>204655397yes but let's be clear neither should people who post on /brit/
How did engineers even do really complex problems before computing? All the problems you do by hand in uni are ”trivially” simple, and any and all real world type projects are done in matlab or somethingHow would you have computer strength theory for a bridge, or the propagation of an electromagnetic wave, or the pressure of water, in say 1840?
>>204655397only property owning males over the age of 25 should be able to vote
>>204655441Ah yes this is an engineering thread
>>204655441Load bearing points have been known for a long time.Shoulders of giants etc.
>>204655455not if they donate to twitch steamers.
>>204655441Good question. I've often said that a lot of Victorian achievements are basically lost technology today. They were more advanced than us in many ways.
>>204655467I tried playing ck3It claimed the majority of Scotland spoke English (which originated from Welsh and Anglo-Saxon) by the 12th century Very poor research if any at all
>>204655441Trial and error
>>204655482
>>204655504bring back asylums
>>204655441>electromagnetic wavesDont think this was a known thing in 1840
>>204655502Retard
>>204655441the real answer is you didn't get far enough in uni.if you take graduate courses in physics and math, you'll find that you can calculate everything you want to know about real world EM spectra, not just trivial examples, by hand using 19th century mathematics
>>204655555
>>204655137>Stop trying to pass on work to othersThat's what a manager is paid to do
>>204655547how much paper would you need
>>204655485like greek fire in ancient times.
>>204655560Shit rolls down hill
>>204655510Boring gimmique
not impressed really
>>204655555SELF FULFILLING QUINTS
>>204655555Very cool
>>204655555very nice
>Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with the UKUh lads is this true
Still funny how queer commited a hate crime against Indians and he isn't charged
Quarter past 2 train is rammo
>>204655566idk but less than a thousand sheets.the Jackson E&M textbook, which contains everything you'd need to know to calculate how to experimentally produce radio waves, plus a bunch of other stuff, is about 800 pages.
>>204655532Yes they were dumbo. Read a fucking book.
>>204655441This may be of interest to youhttps://youtu.be/_ivqWN4L3zU
>>204655623>Electricity and magnetism were originally considered to be two separate forces. This view changed with the publication of James Clerk Maxwell's 1873 A Treatise on Electricity and Magnetism
>>204655623No they weren't. it wasn't until the 1870s in which electromagnetism became known and accepted
>>204655550lickle ickle brockli man
>>204654086Almost all of those were millennial #relatable problems.
is it christmas yet
>>204655634This inbetween era of AI-slop was truly horrific 2022-mid23In 2020 AI art was avant garde, you promt one thing and something truly confusing pops out, in 2024 AI will basically recreate something word for word in crisp resolution, but this 2022 tier fuzzy facebook slop is truly, truly revolting
Old people don't understand train etiquette
>>204655651>>204655663Herschel discovered infrared in 1800. Thick CUNTS *heabutts you to death*
>>204654086"Yeah, you wanna know how most kids today learn their alphabet? Their parent's prescription bottles..."
>>204655690that is 2024 ai what i just posted
why aren't you writing books and then floggintg them for easy shekels
>>204655651>>204655663tbf by the 1830s Faraday was working with EM waves he just didn't understand them.
>>204655713You’re using an old model then, because this is PEAK 2022 slop
>>204655691i just hop on coz i dont need a ticket coz i have a travel passworst experience on a train was some indian tourist family eating incredibly pungent food
>>204653983similar to animals and babies who can't recognise their own reflection in a mirror.
>>204655713how old are you
>>204655693I uh no. It's a simple fact that electricity and magnetics were completely denied by physicists until Maxwell
>>204655725what do you use?
>>204655693he didn't understand it was composed of oscillating electric and magnetic fields
>>204655693He discovered it without knowing what electromagnetism was thoughbeit
>>204655729Yours runs away from you x
i speak fluent belgian
>>204655749so true
Minimum wage is way too high now. Why should some unskilled uneducated shelf stacker or barman get £12.21 per hour? That's an annual salary of £25k for fuck's sake. Why would anybody bother to get a degree and go into some stressful £28k per year graduate job when you can just have a much easier life with one of these minimum wage dosser jobs?Less than a decade ago I had one of these jobs and got paid £6.30 an hour, which felt fair. Maybe with inflation it should be £7.50 or maybe even an £8 an hour, but no more.
I like mishimas way of writingPerhaps sensitive young men simply see themselves in other sensitive young men
>>204655749Wait... they dont?
>>204655501northumbrian angles annexed the lowlands. I can see scotts speakers in the south scotland by the 12th centaury. I think the scottish crown then was of norman stock too
>>204655768>much easier lifethey don't sound easy at all
>>204655782shut up you fucking queer. no poofs allowed in /brit/
>>204655782battyman fi dead
>>204655798Not a fan of big ireland. Nothing but trouble
>>204655768Minimum wage has to be tied to the price of goods or what good is it? There's no point in having a living wage is the people earning can't afford to rent or buy food or keep themselves warm or get to and from workThe issue is that wages are too low across the board and that all entry level jobs have effectively become minimum wage
>>204655802Jobs like that can be physically tiring but there's zero responsibility. Plus, if they don't like getting tired, they should improve their skills and get a better job. Everybody should go through that ritual of working a shitty low-paid job for a bit before moving to something better
>>204655810you wouldn’t fucking get it…
kick racism out of autism
>>204655789Piss out of their piss hole don't they
What's the best part about buying a new boat?The sail
girls pee out of their penises now because of woke
>>204655849I read the sailor who fell from grace... what was wrong with them kids man
>>204655839Well that's the problem, because minimum wage has gone up so much it's having a massive impact on the price of pints, takeaways, groceries, etc. Now middle-class people struggle to afford shit like that too. When both the minimum wage and prices were lower a decade ago, it wasn't a big issue, and it actually meant something in terms of your living standards to get a respectable middle class job
Shitternational
some really decent houses round here for well under 200kfeels good being a northern monkey
>>204655882I thought pints were expensive because of all the taxes, like anything with sugar is more expensive because of the sugar tax when it's super cheap to produce
>>204655882The issue is wage stagnation coupled with inflationsPeople were richer 20 years ago because they earned more money in real terms
Er well Adam and Eve discovered visible light in the year 3000BC ergo they discovered electromagnetic waves
Middle class ain't gun do nothing
>>204655825don't t worry lad, they'll get heemed soon enough
Why did the boat salesman retire?Business was sinking
Why did the poo salesman retire?Business was stinking
>>204655958this is false, the discovery of light by humans belongs to Adam alone
Gary Penise
rfkjrbros.....
>>204655939It's both, and energy costs come into it too. Nonetheless, unskilled workers getting paid what used to be a graduate salary is contributing to the problem. Staff costs for employers with lots of minimum wage workers have essentially doubled, so they've had to pass that onto the customer
>>204655802Physical labour is a piece of pissTry itIf you're healthy you just get stronger and able to recover more quickly over time
What did the fisherman say when jesus cured his eyesight?First I was blind, but now I can sea
What did the boat say to the island?"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
>>204656026Ah yes decades of research... up until the 1960s after which any further research that contradicted the consensus has been rejected for no good scientific reason
Might give summertime saga another play throughWonder if there's been many updates recently
>>204656052>Physical labour is a piece of pissno it isn't
>>204655934let me in
>>204653983I get mad every time I see this. I bet those people don't even have object permanence
>>204656103Yes it isObviously if you're a pathetic little runt then that may be a different story
Who do you want to present match of the day?
havent had a wank in 4 days and not sure what I should do about it
>>204653983Rorke calling them retarded despite being unable to explain why
>>204656139James Cordon
poo lol lads......... POO hahahaha!!!
messaging the bumble gf lads things going good we've exchanged about 4 messages each and i think she might be the one my torture is coming to an end and it lush
bring back the SDP
tire pressure OK
>>204656139Bradley Walsh
What do limbless lepers beg for?Alms
funny reading the biography of some 19th century English or German genius who measured the weight of the Earth AND discovered the wave nature of light AND deciphered the Rosetta Stone, then it also mentions at the end he had like eight kids.
my legal name is cum dumpster
>>204656204not that funny
>>204656192hahaha
>>204656160omdz leftypol, try to keep up >>204654987
need a PISS but the plumber is here and im too mental health to ask him to vacate
>>204656139Jermaine Jenas
>>204656204what a worthless post. FOY
>>204656218Wasn't that funny mate
>>204656026Ahhhh fuck... did the corporate owned media site do a heckin' fact check? It's over shaggerbros we lost!!
>>204656187*tyreFOY
>>204656213what would be a better word, bemusing?
>>204656139Alan Carr
>>204656254oh sorry *haha
>>204656277literally nothing, it's not significant or interesting at all that this person had 8 children, you shouldn't have posted anything and you shouldn't be alive
Any girls in Nottingham Forest kits
>>204656139huw edwards
>>204656296wouldnt go that far
>>204656296You appear to be gay
>>204656026I use rape seed oil sometimes. Dont think there's a problem with it
bridget phillipson is corr sexo
>>204656296I think it's at least mildly noteworthy that some of the busiest, most prolific men in history also somehow had the time to have so many kids.like Euler had 13 kids
Getting the daily The Angry Bootneck
>>204656323
>>204656345having children doesn't take any time at all if you're a man and it's more than 100 years ago
most days I am ready to give up by the afternoonwould prefer to just go to bed now and wait until tomorrow to try againthe waking world has nothing left to offer me
>>204656026>expert here!
>>204656358had a video about southport from that channel recommended to be on YTdidn't watch it
I KNEW IT
Bought something on ebay and it is not satisfactory but can't be fucking bothered to return it
What are they like haha x
Absolutely mental how humans have been around for hundreds of thousands of years but it's only in the last 6000 or so years that we actually decided to stop dossing about and build civilisations Until then we were just wearing loincloth and chucking spears Even more mad how some places in the world STILL haven't advanced beyond the equivalent of making dirt houses in Minecraft
baby seed oil diddy diabetes party
>>204656391This is how Latin turned turned into French
>>204656425could you be any more of a boring cunt?
>>204656323All over 18 you say? Fascinating
>>204655501a jock? seething? it's more likely than you think
>>204656391hmmm... i understood more of this than i would be willing to admit
>>204656453'sheed
>>204656391by all accounts he was a nurturing attentive father and husbandit probably took a ton of his time and it puts into perspective how talented he was
>>204656392You sound depressed or blackpilled?
>>204656391i understand everything except:>an nb yt twa non-binary white what? twink? idk what TW means here
Imagine the massive disaster if Reform UK got elected, lmao
>>204656511Trigger warning in case anyone is triggered by yts
>>204656555afternoon, spervert
>>204656555sort them imgrants out like
Morse code's gone woke
imagine the massive disaster if poo came out of your willy, lmao
manic mondav lol. Good saying that
>>204656603Lol, just no Rorke. Stick to reading the Sun
New>>204656564
>>204656623Far too early
>>204656606has he now?
disgracefully early
>>204656502yeah well done doc
>>204656623Twat
might make some pancakes tonight. no reason other than I have some milk I need to finish off
apparently christ is about to come back and judge the sins of mankind
>>204656511transwoman
>>204655555wasted
>>204656664I may or may not be back already, stay tuned
>>204656618Cope and seethe retard
>>204656664ah right. is he now
>>204656664Your girlfriend mysteriously pregnant is she
>>204656664I havent done that much bad honestly. Hope hes not too harsh on masturbation
>>204656718>Hope hes not too harsh on masturbationDepends, what have you been wanking to?
>>204656677oh yes of course, thank youawfully transphobic to call her your BF! this person is a bigot who should suck more girl penis
>>204655485>They were more advanced than us in many ways.Such as?
gf just sent me this to fill outhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUSr5i-vs_hx7Pjp2F46LPDwR--ZhsVIMl7hYxxIPHI_v2jw/viewform
those women on mumsnet sure hate prossies i've seen them cape for basically every group but prossies get no love on there
>>204656731Prefer not to say
tackling a rather formidable poo
>>204656750trannies are who they really hate
>>204656623>>204656623>>204656623>>204656623>>204656623
bridget tumnus
>>204656765No there's a split there and every other day there's a new thread saying their kid is a tranny now
>>204656664- some cunt every few years for the last 2000 years
>>204656718yh same
i'm beginning to think jesus might be the son of almighty god
>>204656743Institutional quality
