unmoderated off topic low quality avatar posting racism outside of /b/ trolling outside of /b/ furry/mlp outside of /mlp/ /brit/ posts outside of /brit/ thirdworlder schizo spamming/flooding edition unmoderated off topic low quality avatar posting racism outside of /b/ trolling outside of /b/ furry/mlp outside of /mlp/ /brit/ posts outside of /brit/ thirdworlder schizo spamming/flooding edition unmoderated off topic low quality avatar posting racism outside of /b/ trolling outside of /b/ furry/mlp outside of /mlp/ /brit/ posts outside of /brit/ thirdworlder schizo spamming/flooding editionprev: >>204644098
Gm /cum/mers
>>204657507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2Cjw7kydIand he stopped listing rules like 2 points in. sad
>>204657566morning bud
Her green plastic watering canFor her fake Chinese rubber plantIn the fake plastic earthThat she bought from a rubber manIn a town full of rubber plansTo get rid of itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu3FTEmN-eg
*robot voice* push the buttonalso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E
>>204657507has the average zoomer weeb watched lain?
wake up, grab beer, grab bussy get out of bed and go away
why are you in a halfway home?
femboys buns buns cute buns buns (and cute hair- woaw!)
>>204657656need Elon Musk to tweet this image
got a perfect score in connections300iq
>>204657781no but xhe has gotten the gist through tiktoks
hm, yesi will call him buns# my buns buns buns buns
>>204657858this
woaw! fat made a post that was not about me or some other complaint this is rare
Why are French bitches so catty? This bitch during my meeting kept coming for me like she's hot shit.
good song and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyVMH8GP0Yg
watching a video of my screen of me posting on 4chan and doing random things, it's fascinating, like little things where i take like a second or two to do which in my mind are instantaneous, like my mind fills out the blank but watching on video it's noticeable
smack my bitch up change my pitch up
insomnia i. cant. get. no. sleep (woo)
i would go on top with a guy
>>204657850today's is a 1/5 difficulty
im an extrovert
>>204658188did i stutter
>>204658404Me waking up and posting gm /cum/mers
it quickly becomes clear browsing non-anonymous incel forums how many of them are momentarily waylaid normalfags they post "another day in my shitty retard incel freak life" under a selfie with a chad jaw and thick flowing hair
Really makes you think.
>>204658584Why are you browsing in catalog
>>204657507LOL
>>204658404me reading mousey spam at 6am
>>204658677lmao
>>204658677kek
Made one:>>204658826
>best budget earbuds>70 dollarsfuck the people that make these lists
>>204658897kek
>>204658584People keep laughing that moderation has a lot of "strange" rules but this is literally a confirmation they come from gookmoot because humans could not come up with such weird ideas.
>>204658903Idk what headphones they are but I'm assuming it has to do with being a quality to price ratio rather than "I'm a poorfag and just bought the cheapest pair at walmart because I didn't need a video to figure that out"
Just finished my three day ban for "disrepecting" British "culture"
>>204658996thankfully chinese products have been getting better and are like 3 times cheaper than anything else, gonna get the moondrop chu 2https://shopee.com.br/MOONDROP-CHU-II-Fone-De-Ouvido-Intra-Auricular-Din%C3%A2mico-De-Alto-Desempenho-IEM-0-78mm-Destac%C3%A1vel-Com-Fio-i.235611293.22291751700?sp_atk=df632ffd-944f-45ad-ab5b-263d563f74c4&xptdk=df632ffd-944f-45ad-ab5b-263d563f74c4
>>204658584this is true for Mormonism though
>>204658996>"bought the cheapest pair at walmart because I didn't need a video to figure that out"Used to do this when I was a teenager with almost no money, then there was a class action lawsuit and I got $150
>tfw I'll never have an Outback shark attack drinkWhy am I even alive really?
>>204659161Surely God would choose a conman from the 1800's bros! There's no way it's just another con!
>>204659209I've had thatRock n' Brews is better
>>204659263I don't even know what a Rock n' Brews is but I wont have that either...
>getting big titty Korean girl onlyfans ads now instead of troon onlyfans adsHuge improvement at least
>>204659307Restauraunt chain founded by Gene Simmons from KISSTheir cocktails are better
I'm craving beef jerky but the store I'm about to go to doesn't have any...
>>204659318the only ads I get are a 460 x 60 image advertising a high res board
>>204659435I don't want to wait 900 seconds to post on my PC
>>204659212what difference does it make, what century he was in
>>204659416Jerky is genuinely one of the easiest things to make>thinly slice meat>cover it in sauce>80C in the oven for a few hours I've make jerky in the middle of the woods using sticks over a fireMake your own BBQ sauce too>Tomato paste>Water>Vinegar>Brown Sugar>Honey>Lemon>Mustard>Spices, Salt and PepperAnd there you have an authentic BBQ sauce
>>204659619Ok but I'm tired and sad and I don't wanna make shit.
Baha'i was the last real religion to be founded
>>204659518Because a lot of themes in the book are written for 1800's protestants.
>>204659670Just use salt and pepper then and it'll be just as deliciousDon't be lazy
Fuck i had an interview and think i blew it. Now I'm going to have to stay at this shithole
>>204659746Did they say they'll let you know?
>>204658903those lists are made by people who get free products mailed to them to be featured.
>>204659772Yeah pretty much. She has to "speak to the manager" This was the 2nd time i spoke to them.
>>204659727No it wont. Packaged jerky is different.
>>204659894Different as in worseThe best jerky is made in the woods from an animal you just shot
>fat guy at work keeps talking about how little he eats>says he only had an orange for breakfast>I saw the fat shit eat one of those 750 calorie honeybuns
>>204659882You should have reluctantly offered her sexual favors in exchange for employment
>>204660178real men don't count calories, one honeybun is one honeybun. nothing excessive about one.
>>204659719name a few that you remember from reading it
If ur fatfuck u
>>204660331I can hear you huffing while you write this
>>204660488fucking your wife is hard work, she hasn't been fucked right in years so she's very needy.
let's go gambling
>>204660514Please fuck my wife too sure
holy shit my gambling buddies are getting fucking cooked this season.
>>204660514You've never had sex, fattyYour penis hasn't been visible in years
>>204660632good
>>204660257She was a solid 6/10I would have eagerly offered
Packers over 5.5 was supposed to be a stone cold lock and they won by 1 point.This kind of thing has been happening every week.I'm starting to think the only way to make money gambling is to countertrade the absolute schizos on poly market who are willing to put money on WW3 happening this month or Biden resigning
>>204660841Fudge Packers
>>204660859that's absolutely correct
and also
>>204660957He's so hot
tfw no SSRI gf
>>204660178you stressed him out
i dont mean i would do that, and it shouldnt happen to anyone. it would be bad. but at the same time, if it were to happen to me with someone then i would not say no, it would be a good thing. but for me only and no one else is allowed
Damn bros I'm feelin' a little hungry rn
sex sex
*le sigh* if only women were as easy as chess...
*dancing triangle* *obama voice*
nobody knows who owns the pictograph or logo for the triangle which goes on packaging. for more information search "Obama prism"
*obama voice* um, let me be clear
cum
[OBAMA] my fellow Americans. the idle mind is the devils playgroundunless that saying ins christian
Uhhhh *shits pants* I'm gay
the electrical grids phone number is "105". you can call them. you can ask the operator for any number. hello? operator? connect me, please
is this achievable natty?
>walked 30 minutes to the beef jerky store>they had no beef jerkyI don't know what a meat bar is, but this better be American. Look at my sadass dinner what the fuck am I doing with my life...>>204661666I want to knock this faggot out.
Did this shitstain really post every single minute without interruption the whole fucking day
salmon for lunch
>>204661666With great difficulty. You have to subject yourself to zero physical exertion ever, and just sit in a chair all day.
how am i a shitskin you retard
don't like that any serious film got to have the obligatory sex scene
did you know the antartica is a desert
>>204661724Yeah, and the mods let him do it for some reason
>>204661780watership down. that would be hot
>>204661821I know why but I can't say or I'll disappear.
>>204660178I don't think I've ever eaten 750 calories in one sitting. My system tends to send stop signals at around 500 if not earlier.
need ketamine and also my dick sucked
the trumpets French song but instead it says "i love France" xdand its about Canada xdddd
Holy shit this meat bar is disgusting what the fuck Americans
obamna
Obama HorseObama Horse >>204662007weirdoaaa these CAPTCHAs
>>204661896I could break you with my bear hands, pun intended
Obama HorseObama Horse
never heard of a "meat bar"
>>204661977>meat barWe don't eat that
i eat like a horse
say it say it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_(horse)
>>204657507>I can't see reality Because 2500 a month isn't enough to live on my own
Obama horse
>>204661821They only care about deleting things that embarass jeets
horse
horse - becoming insane
[DRINKING a can] This song is an absolute Masterpiece. No doubt about it. Transports you right back into 1999. Who needs a Time Machine. This is categorically the Soundtrack to the Millennium. Ever Thankful for this one Fatboy - Hats Off to you. I'm sure I'm not alone in these sentiments.
tiger gf
I kinda wish I had an American homie so I can visit the US and sleep over and use one of their 5 cars so I can go on Buc-ee's and Denny's runs and not have to worry about rentals.
(not a real tiger)
:cccccccc
i bought a stroker shaped like a clear ass from adam and evethe opening was way too tight. i spent like an hour crushing my penis trying to get past my tipi'd prefer if it was bigger because i feel like a pedo, moreso if it wasn't see-through. but the life-sized one is like $300 regular, i'm not made of money
ayo homie, what the fuck is that? it a motherfuckin rod, nigga
i bought a stroker shaped like a clear ass from Publixthe opening was way too tight. i spent like an hour crushing my penis trying to get past my tipi'd prefer if it was bigger because i feel like a pedo, moreso if it wasn't see-through. but the life-sized one is like $300 regular, i'm not made of money
fail
>>204662729i bought a stroker shaped like a clear ass from adam and evethe opening was way too tight. i spent like an hour crushing my penis trying to get past my tipi'd prefer if it was bigger because i feel like a pedo, moreso if it wasn't see-through. but the life-sized one is like $300 regular, i'm not made of money
tradie chuds be like>yeah bro you make 6 figures at 25 bro work with your hands bromeanwhile>construction workers make mcdonalds wages>apprenticeships are scarce and extremely competitive>Only marginally better wages than mcdonalds thanks to supply and demand>trade school is a meme>only other option is to join the Isreal defense force >even then you've got 6 years before your back and knees give out, requiring surgery that can possibly end your days as a tradie anyways
i bought a stroker shaped like a clear ass from adam and eve. [hilarities ensue]
>>204662770What about welding?
common white collar W
west coast chads we eatin good
>>204662849But rain fucking sucks ass?
>>204662863jej
>>204662849Do you live in the Sierras? Seems shockingly close to the weather in my town
>>204662887says who?
Normies be like>oh my fauchi its so heckin sunny and clear out today! >I'm so happy its 72 degrees!
mogged
3 hours and 10 minutes until i go blow the harmonia really loud for as long as i want
>>204662887We love rainy and cloudy weather in California because it's genuinely the sunniest place on Earth
How long does winter last for you guys?Here it basically runs from Thanksgiving to maybe St. Paddy's day. Falling below freezing for the first in a couple days
>>204662841this applies to every specialized tradechuds pushing the trade meme has saturated the market beyond repair
>>204662899foothills
no, give me constant rain and cloudy grey skies FAGGOTfuck you
>>204662941not my problemmuslims own more property than even them. not my problem
>>204662941We're all just standing around with our thumbs up our asses watching the world out grandfather's built be turned to shit and nobody is saying anything. You get lambasted for saying anything.
>>204662955mid/late november to the beginning of march
i miss the raint. CT
found the picture of that girl(?) with their butt up in the air
in the uk it's jeetsin the us it's chinese investors and boomers turning them into rentals or vacation homes
>>204663032boohoo, you have noreaster's every winter
hot stinkin logsssssssss slidding sliddy
>>204662973Do you live in Cool?I'm gonna move there and start a cult I think
>>204663076No its still jeets here
>>204663156near it. Its basically the boonies out there with a very small town youd drive through in like 2 minutes
>>204662933I look like that and say that also I should go for a run
its over
I want to have sex with one of those edm rave asian girls who laugh at everything and are always happy. They seem fun
>rain fucking sucks ass
>>204662928People who don't like having their hair ruined and getting a soggy ass and wet socks.>>204662951>we>californiaI'm so sorry anon. Hope you can move soon.
>>204663217I think that era might be over though. Nobody listens to edm anymore I think
>>204663234>People who don't like having their hair ruined and getting a soggy ass and wet socks.>he doesn't own a carNGMI
I dont see why I need to create an account on the website just to submit a job application
Through the highs and lows it is what you becomeCome to the end of daysI set a new blaze
>>204663277weeds out applicants
Bellamadonna Im at work and was gonna go to my car for a smoke and I realized my keys weren't in my pocket. Turns out I left them IN the ignition, with my door UNLOCKED parked on the street. I was asking for my car to get stolen. It was like this for 2 fuckin hours.
>>204663234https://youtu.be/PZeDFwTcnCc?si=tj8ZQsZ4Nvg1Db0K
>>204663181>his town takes 2 minutes to drive throughAlright city slickerI bet you're near the I-80 or I-50 too>>204663234California is the best state in the country
sex sex (also i like EDM)
>bulgarians have never heard of umbrellas or raincoats
>Bulgarians can't afford water proof boots
> the I-80 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIANS >>>/out/
going to watch that film later
O boy Another anti California weirdo
>>204663373Based retard
>>204663372those are ugly tbf
BaSeD rEtArD
They sayIn San JoseThe trees produce pure meth
>>204663424nobody calls it 'the [interstate number]' except s*utherners
>>204663450China, more like
>>204663260I do and it's faster than yours.>>204663317>California is the best state in the countrymfw
>>204663451Tell that to all the old and decrepid boomers in my small Northern town who say itPeople say "the I-80" all the time, southerners would say "the 80"
Watched Blow last night, hadn't seen it in years. It hits different once you've seen Narcos
>>204663450youre thinking of Bakersfield
I still can't believe that turnips won the veggie competition over kale this year
>>204663519Actually you're right, I was
>>204663538t. californian
dogshit (im retarded)
>>204663562You're Bulgarian
no country for old men
Hard to believe it was 110° 3 weeks ago.It's getting cold, boys
>>204663495I have never once heard people call it "the I-80"
>>204663633shut up dude
Californians make low quality posts because they are low quality people
>>204663655PerplexingI've heard it, especially around Sacramento, Stockton, and Modesto
>>204663649it was in the upper 90's even in San francisco by the ocean when I went to the Air show. Fucking nuts
>>204663676Don't respond to him, he spends all day spamming talking to himself
>>204663717Now he's gonna convince himself that you're his mortal enemy who's consatantly targetting him
no country for old men.
euros should be banned from posting in this generaljannies clearly watch us like a hawk already considering anything remotely political gets you banned in minutes, so this shouldn't be hard
Women of /cum/. Is it true you think about dick all day the week prior to your periods?
THERE WASS POLITICS LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO THOUGH
>>204663592Based me.>>204663814I would agree but only if you made America only for Americans. It would make sense to mimic the actual culture on 4chan, but right now I'm visiting and staying as long as I like.
>>204663851women are horniest the week after their period albeit
>>204663807Are you the Britfag I recommended those Half-Life 2 animations too
I am very aware of my teeth in my mouth and their placement on top of each other. How do I make this stop?
girlsmell
dont reply to him, retard
Does your family know you post on /cum/
Big surprise, trannyjannies are weebs
>>204663956this strategy doesn't work
i hope that a white country goes to holy war with Japan
>>204663995works for me just fine, I dont even see his posts thanks to the ublock code someone dropped here
People that repeatedly make the op post for general threads are a kind of janny
>>204663995It's better than replying , by far
>>204664025>using filtersfag
>>204664022I hope a white country goes to holy war for Japan
Naruto is a better show than Haruhi Suzumiya (janny poopy will FREAK OUT LOL)
i miss mister Jasper
>>204664068>reading a retarded schizo's ramblingscouldnt be me
>>204664068>solving problems is bad keep reading his posts and then complaining like the braindead retard you are
i miss Jasper ;-;
>>204663972My dad knows I post on 4chan and I'm not sure why
>>204663972no
>>204663814>euros should be banned from posting in this generalThis is very very basedThey contribute nothing>>204663913Where's your permit to post here, gypo?
>>204664026No. I make them all the time and I'm >>204663973
>>204664200Right here*unzips penis*
I'm going to the Kings/Hawks game todayDidn't pay a single cent for the tickets
Go sportsball team
>>204664304Kings finna dab on Trey's bitch ass.
>>204664304Sounds like you over payed
>>204664304Yeah I'm going to hug you
>>204664343no they wont. Sabonis, derozan and monk are still out
i filter his flag
>>204664414I went to Sabonis' first game when he joined the KingsAlso I just found out he was born in fucking Portland, OR and lived in Spain but never Lithuania
>>204664469based
Girls don't like sports but they think it's weird if a guy doesn't like sports
>>204664414All three? Damn. Dejontay Murry gonna eat if you know what I mean.>>204664494>born in fucking Portland, ORPoor guy.
>>204664532It kinda is. If you don't like at least one sports you're not a real guy.
>>204664535You genuinely don't know anything about America and should probably stop talking about it
>>204664494my kingies fucking suck
>>204664576>If you don't like at least one sports you're not a real guy.literally me
James from Silent Hill did nothing wrong
>>204664592You're wrong.>>204664637You don't even like some random obscure sport? Skateboarding? Parkour? Cliff jumping?
>>204664688>You don't even like some random obscure sport? Skateboarding? Parkour? Cliff jumping?nope
>>204664706Name 3 hobbies you have.
>>204664628They lose almost every time I watchIt's very sad>>204664688You're Bulgarian
59 thousand more missiles for Ukraine
its all so tiresome
>>204664722Good job you can read flags.
>>2046647204chan
>>204663917When are yours over baby gurl? So I Can fetch you a nice bowl of hot choccy milk
>>204664775You're literally a Bulgarian
It's a shame how many classic rock songs are ruined by extremely long gratuitous guitar solos. That's an aspect of older music that really aged poorly, probably the most noticeable one
>>2046647762 more or you die irl>>204664806LITERALLY
imagine hating guitar solos
>>204664836i have none. no talents either.
Drinking a cuppa joe
>>204664858Video games? Music? Food?
ITS A FUCKING RECEPTIONIST JOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like cookingThinking of making a pizza for dinner
>>204664919none
Got a long hard dick for you women of /cumIf you catch my drift
>>204664931In my industry there's a certifate that most jobs require yet to get the certifcate you need two years of experience in the field (that you won't get hired for without a certificate)
considering suicide
Ok I lied it's not long
considering life
ive got butter on my hands
I'M GOIN UNDER GETTIN OVER YOUI'M GOIN UNDER DROWNIN IN THESE BLUES
I'm going to spend today writing
>>204664931You're too white and too straight.>>204664948Did your janny application get approved? You might as well join 4chan.
goofy goober rock unironically has the best guitar solo ever made
methylmercury
>go to sleep>wake up instantly>go to work>time goes by slowlyNot fair bros
Goth rock is the best type of rock.
I fear sabonis may not be very fun to play withstill looks like a medieval baltic warrior though
>FBI watching me fill in my bank pink incorrectly multiple times when they know it better than i do making me do it even worse because i get nervous
>>204665147PUT CHO TOOYYS AWAYWELL THEN I GOT TO SAY WHEN YOU TELL ME NOT TO PLAYI SAY, NO WAYNO NO NO NO WAAAAAAYYY
>>204665211Wrong and didn't ask
>>204665125writing what
>>204665147midwit take https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-s5aGTmwI
I waited 15 minutes to post this & all I got was these lousy digits
>>204665245Prove me wrong.>>204665216Free screens and hand offs and rebounds aren't fun?
>>204665294for me, its Alicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x198_I0Nfc
>>204665337Goth rock is shit but Slavs have historically been 40 years behind in culture and have terrible taste so understandable
>>204665381Your favorite taste is the taste of cock with your gay ass.
>can't help but post about faggotryThe closeted sodomite is a dangerous fellow
computer how do i get the most fake brand names of gibberish letters
>>204665450Post 3 songs you like.
would you relocate to new mexico for a shitty electrician job? I sure as hell wouldnt
women of cum dm me
>>204665492I only listen to music made before 1960
>>204665125Have you spend the whole day writing it's going to be shit. You have to spend 6 hours thinking about writing while you do other things, and then about 30 minutes actually doing it. Probably less. Trust me I am expert
>>204665547Name 3 musical pieces.
A year ago I said that hispanics were the next big source of conservative political support because I noticed a vibe shift with mexicans being very against central/south american immigrants and even other newer mexicans and I was called an out of touch mexican boomer (I am neither)I want to dig up the post from the archive and make a I told you so thread but ill probably get banned by the janny that enforces the rules completely arbitrarily
Is there anything more human than curling up in a ball and desperately trying to suck your own dick please
>>204665582I Walk the Line - Johnny CashÞat Mælti Mín Móðir - HindarfjallIt's Conditional - Black Marble
Test
be right back forum
>>204665690>tryingi got it done, but it's a huge letdown. definitely not like using your hands
icles
need my dick sucked
>>204665582goth rock is shit he’s right scatgarians are 40 years behind on music
>>204665732Ok but goth rock is not worse than those.
>>204665801WrongGothrock is doodoo
>>204665797Your mom is a hoe.
>>204665839You only think that because you actually don't know what gothrock is.
>>204665840your mom is also a hoe but she’s a bulgarian hoe
is the site shitting itself for anyone else or is it just me
>>204665623I choose to believe you because I remember other people saying this before as well as the Cuban-Venezuelan-Criollo alliance vs the Chicano-PuertoRican-Dominican alliance
>>204665885The Cure and Joy Division (smelly people like these bands)
>>204665886>your mom is also a hoeIncorrect, although I accept your concession that yours is.>>204665921Joy Division isn't good and doesn't define goth. The Cure is good.
>>204665963sorry, forgot that she was a professional meant to say whore
>>204665963>The Cure is goodTikky Tokky ahh nigga
>>204666007Didn't ask about more details regarding your mother though.
disintegration is a 10/10 album, sorry not sorry
>>204666020I don't use ch*nese apps. You knowing the band from there is quite telling about who the tikky tokky ass nigga is.
niggas still out here beating the alleged goth horse to death. Dawg your artificial subculture is from nearly 50 years ago let it go.
>>204666185>>204666185>>204666185
