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EURANGUTANS OUT Edition
Previously, on /cum/: >>204657507
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I don't care about what a canadian has to say.
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>>204666185
Europe and North America are friends

Stop being bitter
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>>204666217
BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND
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>>204666211
I do and it's our thread so FUCK OFF, racist
>>204666217
Saw one of these lil niggas playing dead in the middle of the road a few days ago
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>>204666287
Canada isn't a race.
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BASED EDISH
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>>204666121
Eastern European culture is stuck in 1987
>>204666316
Yes it is
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>>204666217
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Canada has 2 races:
>French-Canadian
>Anglo-Celtic
Everyone else is not Canadian. Even featherheads here claim they are not Canadian. People intrinsically understand this even if they don't accept it.
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>>204666337
Not true, and our culture is also much, much older than yours, but either way you just gave us a compliment, because in 1987 American men didn't cut their dicks off, so 1987 culture is better than almost 2025 culture.
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>>204666255
NINE TEN PANTS AND A VERY BIG BRA
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>>204665902
yeah the site isn't working so well for me either
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>>204666287
>>204666334
Why do you hate Europeans? We have a lot in common with North America.

The CUM countries all speak European languages and are heavily influenced by European culture.
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>Not true, and our culture is also much, much older than yours
Americans sprouted from the Earth in 1776 with no previous history of cultural evolution unlike the cultural center of Bulgaria where their culture remained stagnant since the Ottoman conquest
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RIP Biz
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Not sure how I feel about a brit flag using we and european in the same sentence.
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>>204666525
>British flag
Because you fucking niggers unleased Mousenonce on us and this Bulgarian posting about goth rock and Buc-ees is annoying
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id cum on that
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microwave
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>>204666531
Hey you talked shit first and got hit. Don't be salty now.
>>204666569
Hating on Buc-ee's and goth rock is such a reddit activity.
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>>204666558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpQjN7yQ_8c
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When you think about the first Brits who became American, it's totally based. They were like "you know what? This is utter bullshit" and packed all their shit and went ACROSS THE FUCKING OCEAN and started their own thing with freedom, blackjack and hookers
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>>204666563
So being out of the EU means you're not European?

So is Norway not European? Is Serbia not European? Is Switzerland not European? Etc.

>>204666569
I'm not responsible for Mousey
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>>204666624
>salty
Umm just stating facts that your culture isn't older than ours, Danube Vilayetian
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i need a credit card and gf
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>>204666681
>I'm not responsible for Mousey
/brit/ as a whole is responsible and all British flags are responsible for /brit/ simple as
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Goth doesn't exist anymore. It's dead and has been dead for some time
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>>204666646
just a detail but
black males* hookers
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>>204666681
That's not the argument I made.
>>204666705
Factually it literally is. Whether that's good or bad is besides the point.
>>204666745
Sadly, it's full of retards that claim korn as goth and also literal tranny faggots.
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>>204666444
The only race in Canada is the faggot race and you've already won that plenty of times you annoying faggot.
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I'm going to get gay with the Bulgarian
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birdsona are so sexy
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>>204666739
I disagree

>>204666792
>That's not the argument I made.
It seemed implied. But in any case, the UK is within Europe, despite what some people joke about.

Other island nations are also within Europe: Ireland, Iceland, Malta, Cyprus.
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>>204666792
We have as much in common with medieval Englishman as you have with medieval Bulgarians though
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>>204666465
CAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS, AND THAT'S A FACT
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sexy bird
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>>204666835
I don't like this part of American culture.
>>204666905
You guys are just goody as hell that's why I joke abut brits not being one of us. A joke in itself because I'm a Slav and I say one of us when talking about Europeans.
>>204666924
This is very wrong though. You're way way different from what I can tell. I mean you literally fought a civil war in order to escape that culture.
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>>204666832
>t. seething brownoid
You aren't a member of the American race btw
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why didnt the CIA just make another cat
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another acoustic cat
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>>204667045
>You're way way different from what I can tell
As different as you are to medieval Bulgarians
>I mean you literally fought a civil war in order to escape that culture.
Umm it was about the monarchy and taxation
Americans considered themselves English and Anglo-Saxon for a very long time and American culture is Anglo-Saxon derived with foreign influence
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>>204667063
Hey, I calls ’em like I sees ’em.
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>>204666905
>I disagree
Yeah? Well I agree with myself so it looks like I win
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sex
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wouldn't mind a rotisserie chicken right now
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>>204667117
>As different as you are to medieval Bulgarians
No, our culture was cultivated since 681 AD.
>monarchy
British culture, yes. You're completely different from brits. Almost nothing in common these days.
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>>204667194
woaw same
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SSRIgf
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>>204667143
>t. >>204666835
alphabet people are as american as it gets tbqhwy
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>>204666755
le anglo culture
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about to take a monstrous dump
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...
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>>204667216
>No, our culture was cultivated since 681 AD
Bulgarians didn't exist
You had random Slavic tribes and random Turkic tribes
If they somehow count as "your culture," then so do the English.
>You're completely different from brits. Almost nothing in common these days.
lmao

With your logic, Bulgarian culture died when the monarchy was abolished
Or maybe did it die when the Bulgarian identity was LITERALLY dead before the rise of nationalism in Europe when your identity would've just been "Orthodox Christian"
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>>204666755
based
>>204667314
cringe + youre black
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>>204667216
You really should shut the fuck up and stop trying to tell us about our country
You don’t know what you’re talking about, your only experience with Americans is on the internet
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>>204667402
Eurosharts will burst into tears and start screaming if you say anything about their country yet will proudly proclaim their retarded opinions as facts and tell us we're wrong when we say they're wrong
They love telling others about their countries
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>>204667346
>Bulgarians didn't exist
You don't know history.
>then so do the English
No they don't. Brits don't have freedom and guns. You do. You're culturally incompatible. They don't even have Buc-ee's.
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hours gone over since last cringe: 0
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wish i coiuld exist without a body
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This place is unusable until like 6pm EST
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occasionally i look in the mirror and start crying because i'm black
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>>204667402
No. Eat a dick.
>>204667438
This is what you're doing.
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>gookmoot creates 15 minute timers to stop spam & undesirable posts
>ends up getting rid of the average poster while the schizos stay
What's his endgame?
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just ate some beef and vegetables
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thats cute
cyka blyat
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good afternoon
my baby boy is home and he’s happy and healthy, i found him hiding really close to the house poor thing was so scared and it got so cold. he was missing for 3 days and that was enough time for him to get a bit emaciated and skinny i can feel his collar bone and spine when he came home and it’s so sad
he ended up hiding in the hollow of a tree trunk for 3 days and im glad he hid because there’s so much stuff out here that would have gotten to him, i felt stupid getting on my hands and knees looking under every single branch and in every single hole but eventually i saw that little tuft of gray fur poking out of a tree hollow and it was my baby boy
when he came in he ate a huge meal i gave him a can of wet food and he ate the entire thing, and then went and ate an entire bowl of dry food, chugged a bunch of water and has been asleep in his bed since then pretty much. he is so exhausted. when i found him i was hysterical and i had to call everyone and let them know everyone was praying so hard for him to be found. i can’t even be mad at him because he came back so skinny and sad i just held him and gave him one million kisses i thought i would never get to kiss that baby ever again i was bawling a i am so happy
he’s resting still but he’s okay he didn’t get hypothermia or anything and his little nose didn’t freeze the tree trunk hollow kept hims insulated enough to be okay
he was only like 50ft from the house not far at all just in a very hidden spot
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>>204667479
>/cum/ is unusable until the foreign flags start going to bed
really makes you th- actually not really it's obvious
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>>204667449
>genuinely thinking anyone would idenify as a "Bulgarian" before the rise of nationalism yet still saying I'm the one who doesn't know history
Ahhh alright that's all the context I needed, I forgot you went to a Bulgarian school and then a Bulgarian university (probably ranked around #3500 globally)
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i guess at least PEPSI outlasted the soviet union
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recently watched a vlog of a japanese guy in an internet cafe
he did this thing where he makes really weird autistic faces when he was excited to get a drink
reminded me of an asian friend i used to smoke with and he would literally do the same thing, it would freak me the fuck out since i was stoned and i never understood why he did it until now. asians are weird
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>>204667484
Genuinely all you do all day in this thread is post retarded bullshit about Bucees, Dennys, and chud memes
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>>204667486
site's on it's last legs anyways
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gonna smoke some nigga weed
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>>204667486
rebirth
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>>204667536
Bulgaria was founded in 681 AD. Yes we identified as Bulgarian back then. Educate yourself, californian.
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what are you all doing? post arm
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bulgaria was founded in 681 yet the average person doesn't know a thing or person from it lool
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>>204667590
Name 3 topics you regularly post about that are better. Also, compare what I post to what others post.
>>204667667
The average california educated person sure.
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>>204667521
oh also since i found him myself i didn't have to pay anyone the 2500 dollar reward kehehe
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>>204667591
I'm thinking he's doing all this to make it seem more "palatable" to investors so he can sell it.
>hey guys, rook at my site
>can monetize right now! Arready everything is in prace! Even can stop racism!
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>>204667667
even i could do better than that
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>>204667634
>Bulgaria was founded in 681 AD
You mean the Bulgar Khanate ruled by Turkic Bulgars and the populated by various Slavic, Turkic, and Thracian tribes none of who identified as Bulgarian?
Loving you using modern historiographic terms on dark age states
Do you also think people were running around calling themselves Byzantine and Italian?
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>>204667590
this general has way bigger problems than him
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>>204667765
seriously i know he's kind of a goober but there's much worse things
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buccees
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>>204667694
>dude you're just not educated
crying because you are irrelevant
you're a backwater of southeastern europe why are you so upset bro
Russia, Germany, Norway, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece... these are countries people know about despite being "California educated". curious
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>>204667735
No, that's not what I mean.
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I miss my local dennys. my friends and I used to go there late at night and play poker in one of the corner booths and just shoot the breeze for hours, then they decided they were "above it all" and didnt want to go to dennys anymore

cunts
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>>204666185
henlo is this the discussion about europe :DDD
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>>204667809
I'm not upset. You're just extremely unintelligent.
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>>204664609
Weird seeing niggas make the same threads since like 2014 when everything has changed since then
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>>204667830
sir this is a Wendys
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>>204667735
Also
>the term Bulgarian didn't even exist until the 10th century
"Bulgarians" didn't even want a separate ethnic identifier in the Ottoman Empire because their only identity was Christian Slav
Adopting the name changes nothing, just like how Greeks called themselves Romans and were claimed to be separate from ancient Greeks until nationalism arose
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do you guys want to play scribble game i haven't been in the mood the last few days for obvious reasons but i can play for a bit right now
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that is so us
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if you ask google what bulgaria is known for it tells you... natural scenery
SCREAMING
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this is the same as those white families that own pigs
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>>204667875
Incorrect.
>>204667882
I do.
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>>204667810
Would be hard to not mean that considering it was the Bulgar Khanate rules by Bulgars so why would your Slavic ancestors call themselves Turkic?
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>>204667848
>tfw not intelligent enough to know about the valley of roses in bulgaria
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where's the least likely to cause permanent damage but just enough damage to flood the body with endorphins spot to cut
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>>204667882
>for obvious reasons
you're thinking too highly of yourself if you think we know or care about what's happening with you
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>>204667951
dont do that
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>>204667903
retard
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>>204667955
thank you for your kind words my biggest fan
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>>204667917
It's correct though :)
No Bulgarian identity existed in the Ottoman Empire until the 19th century
There's absolutely zero mention of "Bulgarians" from the Ottoman conquest until the rise of nationalism
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>>204667933
They didn't. Why do your male citizens call themselves female?
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>>204667979
yeah? disney world, hollywood and the white house? those are nature?
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https://skribbl.io/?XLCYqUGf

stop arguing about bulgaria and come scribble
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>>204667965
punching walls and breaking things doesn't do it for me anymore this is the logical progression
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>>204667521
did you leave food out like people said to
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>>204667521
happy for you bro. they're more resilient than you'd think even the frufru ones
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>>204668029
So you’re saying that the Slavs didn’t call themselves Bulgarian in 681?
It was the Bulgar Khanate
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>>204668079
i couldn't it was attracting too many critters like possums and cooners that would scare him off
>>204668093
i am so proud of my baby boy
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>>204668019
So how was the name Bulgaria and the country established in 681 AD then???????
>>204668034
>ignores farms, mountain ranges, hills, plains, deserts, lakes and streams in my image
>ignores the history and culture section in his own image
You are retarded. We got the same results. L roast. You tried.
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https://skribbl.io/?XLCYqUGf
https://skribbl.io/?XLCYqUGf
https://skribbl.io/?XLCYqUGf
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>>204668129
yeah some gay churches and the valley of roses
totally the same as fucking NASA and Hollywood
bro you're raging in your little mudhut. stop doing that, your country is extremely irrelevant. just accept it
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>>204668231
>gay churches

Bitchass californian. You lost. Enjoy your next 4.
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>>204668192
buns
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maybe we can scribble later then
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[living in a favella] boo government! dont let the French start fishing again in the lobster fishing waters like theyve been doing for ages! or else!
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This faggot said "gay churches" then went ahead and praised literal hollywood. Nah it's on sight with your dirty ass from now on. I'm standing on business.
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>>204667045
>You guys are just goody as hell that's why I joke abut brits not being one of us. A joke in itself because I'm a Slav and I say one of us when talking about Europeans.
Slavs are Europeans and so are Brits. Imagine a future where Europe is united and becomes stronger than the US or China or anybody else... that would be cool.

>>204667149
That's an illegal move
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buns twerking buns on business
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>>204668407
i didnt praise hollywood you fucking retard
im just saying it's extremely culturally relevant while some grass in bulgaria isnt
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i'm watching the bourne movie
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>>204668452
i don't care
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it's easy to hate namefags and avatarfags, but do you have the courage to hate anonymous
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very cool #
i forgot the last few days because i started drinking
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>>204668448
Don't bacpeddle now, pussy. You know what you said. Gayass.
>>204668443
>Imagine a future where Europe is united and becomes stronger than the US or China or anybody else
This could be us, but you hate freedom and humor.
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omg i need to cuddle someone cute
UwU
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>>204668527
clearly putting words in my mouth
im sorry you're so upset in your mudhutt that bulgaria is irrelevant as fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z52bWAbOFW8

its like a bomb went off
jesus
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>>204668452
The Bourne Identity is the best one by far
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VGH, what North America would look like if the North did the morally correct thing and seceded from the USA.
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>>204668567
>clearly putting words in my mouth
A change of pace from you putting dicks in there.
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why does Brazil get 120 nautical miles of territory off the coast (the law IS 12 nautical miles, even in the USC for maritime law) because of France? seriously, how is that fair to any other country
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>>204668594
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>>204668585
nope, that would be supremacy
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>>204668599
lul you're so upset
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more N-words died because of the north than they did for the south in that war. the north killed more
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>>204668594
but i don't want that i have friends up north
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>>204668636
Are you sure we didn't just have an autistic 100 post reply chain because I said something bad about california?
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>>204668613
we had to start a war and free them before we could send them back to africa because... we just had to OK?
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>>204668585
that's the one
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>>204668613
yeah but they won the war and never sent them back anyway
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>>204668129
Ummm I’ve been saying (Turkic) Bulgar Khanate over and over
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i hope Brazil loses its sea territory and that the world takes it back
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>>204668691
Shut up retard. That's like me calling you an african.
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>>204668671
im not from california. i live in arizona
i jumped in to call you retarded
just another reason for generals like this to have poster ID
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>>204668683
probably because dixie assassinated the guy trying to do it, retard
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the scene in fight club where he beats himself up for office supplies for the audience was like the Somali pirates learning to use their boats to rob merchant ships all them years ago
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>>204668672
>we had to make the three fifths compromise because we want n*****s to help us get representation in congress but we cant call them people
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stop fighting
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>>204668613
>You don't get it, the North was going to deport the nogs!!! The Southerners stopped them
>NorthWinsWar.jpg
>Doesn't deport nogs.
>Actually gives them voting rights, citizenship rights and deploys the army to protect them

Unionchuds are the biggest morons on the internet these days.
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The Bulgarian is my boyfriend
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>>204668721
>i live in arizona aka cali 2.0
The Suns will never win a chip. Take that, retard.
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>>204668672
>>204668683
It's a really weird cope because that was never more than a vague idea of voluntary return, it was never going to be forcibly implemented
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>>204668724
im aware, but the meme wording is so bad that it makes you think it happened before the war
also retarded how no one else took charge to do it anyway, if it was such a good idea to do so
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>>204668792
cute
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>>204668792
Maaan shut 'cho gayass up cuzzo.
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>>204668800
and why do you think i care about apesqueak
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>>204668780
>black people are stupid
>NO DONT LET THEM GO TO COLLEGE, THAT WOULD MAKE THEM SMARTER
>blacks are people and slavery is literally inhuman for a first world country
>NOOOO DONT GIVE THEM CITIZENSHIP AND RIGHTS, you cant just expect ME to pick cotton!!!!
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Make fun of canadians
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>>204668803
it was far more likely that the southern states left alone would deport them after slavery became unprofitable with farm mechanization than it was that a victorious north in a civil war scenario would ever deport them.

negrophilia victim complex was part and parcel of new england mental illness by the 1840s.
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:(
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>>204668881
lets make fun of mexicans instead
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>>204668870
Ok then enjoy your heat and sun. We have 4 seasons. You're over there sweating. You're cooked.
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don't make fun of us
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>>204668892
Nooo!
:(
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>>204668892
got his culo
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>>204668912
>1993
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>>204668908
maybe you dont have it in your 3rd world backwater but we have something called air conditioning which mitigates all the heat
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>>204668881
Canadians say "senpai".
>>204668912
A Canadian invented basketball.
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>>204668871
>heh, you dumb hillbilly, we were the REAL racists because we were gonna deport them after the war!!!
>"Um no you weren't"
>How dare you be racist against them!!! They deserved citizenship, college, civil rights and total integration into American society too!!!

The yankee mind is an astonishing thing to behold. At least be consistent.
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sex sex
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>>204667486
How do I make the 15 minute timer happen?
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>>204668952
A desert is arguably more third world. Arizona ice tea isn't even from Arizona.
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>>204668965
I didnt say any of that. Lincoln literally met with "prominent blacks" to try to find somewhere to send them, either liberia, costa rica or some place in haiti(lol)
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>>204669015
And he ended sending them to Arizona.
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segs
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>>204668940
this doesn't work on /int/ because most of the "leafs" weren't even in Canada in 1993
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I eat penis
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UwU
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>>204669067
This post made me sad.
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>>204669015
Lincoln was from a Southern background and grew up in a butternut (southern settled) part of Indiana. The Colonization Society was made up almost entirely of Southerners. His ideas for repatriation or resettlement were deeply unpopular with the rest of the North, even among relatively moderate Northern Democrats, and his meeting with prominent blacks went terribly and politically backfired. By 1864 he was focused on integrating them into American society and giving negro soldiers the vote, to later be expanded to all black Americans after a certain period of education.

Stop coping. The North weren't some secret chud faction or something. Stop listening to bookcat and Ellis Island groypers.
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>>204669104
same. racism is unacceptable
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>>204668955
Yeah, and if it wasn't for us, America would never have been able to have the term "Basketball American".
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>>204669133
he was born in kentucky
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>>204669170
Racism isn't funny, it's hilarious
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>>204669170
Let's deport the reason for the racism to grow.
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>>204669213
not him
grew up =/= born in
ffs
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why do people on /s/ post ugly and fat bitches all the time
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>>204669170
Nah racism is integral. It made me sad because when I was in elementary school my gf moved to Canada. We exchanged emails for a bit and I thought Canada was cool between that and playing NHL 2002 but then I grew up and realized Canada isn't that cool.
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>>204669213
Yes, a southern slave state. With a mother and father from Virginia (as most Kentuckians were). You're just proving my point retard.
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>>204669293
lol you're a stupid dumb dumb poopy
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need a fat bitch to give me SSRIs and moo in my ear and stroke my hair
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>>204669230
get on the plane to rwanda chud
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>>204669281
>"heres my wife!"
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>>204669316
Calling cap on this statement.
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troll post
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>>204669366
You're just coping that your ex if loving the Canadian dick.
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>>204669281
to keep you grounded
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mousey, do you like moo deng?
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>>204669352
kek
and then they always samefag with 'post moar'
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>>204669400
That's an ex so far back and she's not even my first one. She's also half Asian so I definitely do not care.
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>>204669450
>he's still coping
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is a fat girl worth it? maybe i can make her lose weight. there is an appeal to having an easy foot in the door.
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>>204669474
You're Canadian.
>>204669506
No. Know your worth, king.
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>>204669506
sure why not
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>>204669506
no, being obese is a physical manifestation of low iq and other personality impairments
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what do you think of this
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>>204669506
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>>204669613
fuck, bros...
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>>204669526
It wouldn't matter what country you said she moved to, my response would be the same.
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just had a phenomenal tomato soup and grilled cheese
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>>204669665
the name of the video tricked me
>>204669613
really sad
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>>204669613
I'm glad I've never dated a girl who was more than 120lb
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Ive never dated a girl
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>>204669661
Every country moved to Canada.
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>>204669757
i'm too autistic to start conversations with people. i went to a bar event on sunday and it was so loud i left and went to a quieter bar, which of course was all old people. i'm done for

>>204669782
get in line brotha
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>>204669782
i'm waiting until marriage
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>>204669800
... to date?
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>>204669825
lol
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dategf
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>>204669506
>is a fat girl worth it?
Only if you're a chubby chaser.
>maybe i can make her lose weight
Don't hold your breath. They'll talk a lot about losing weight, and do very little in the actually losing the weight. She'll also get mad at you for not loving her no matter how fat she is.
>there is an appeal to having an easy foot in the door
You're so desperate.
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>>204669665
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>>204666444
America has 3 races
>Anglo-Celtic
>Anglo-Dutch
>Afro-Saxon
Everyone else is not America. Even featherheads here claim they are not American. People intrinsically understand this even if they don't accept it.
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>>204669825
saudi import, please understand
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>>204669782
I didn't date until college and then I dated a few girls then stopped dating and just had four girls I'd hang out with while also using Tinder
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>>204669787
No one even knows anything about your country, which is why your ex left and never came back for you. She knew how much better it was here.
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going to go to sleep listening to phonk in my earphones
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>Celtic
America has one race and that race is Anglo-Saxon
You are not American if you're not Anglo-Saxon (low levels of French and Dutch admixture are acceptable, Celtic ancestry is only acceptable if it's Highland Scottish, Welsh, or Cornish)
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>>204666444
>>204669853
Yeah, the injuns are from turtle island.
>>204666832
>the gays
An infection we got from you.
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nursegf to whisper in my ear
and ablify injection
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>>204669939
>About 9% of Americans are of Irish descent, making it the third-most common ancestry in the U.S
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>>204668527
>>Imagine a future where Europe is united and becomes stronger than the US or China or anybody else
>This could be us, but you hate freedom and humor.
I like freedom, and humour, and Europe

>>204668940
That's a big trophy (for you)
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>>204669898
You really got this butthurt at a tame joke.
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Ben Franklin thought Swedish people were swarthy
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>>204669848
>You're so desperate.
well yeah, wouldn't be posting about it if girls fell into my lap. if i wasn't such a shy reclusive person i'd probably be dating by now.
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>>204669939
Actually Cajuns and (white) Louisiana Creoles are acceptable
>>204669989
Most of them are Ulster Scots (Protestant Lowland Scottish migrants)
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>>204670016
>trying to turn the tables on me
kwab
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>>204670005
>and humour

Let's have a joke battle. I'll go first.

*knock knock*
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>>204670040
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>>204669506
she will think she is too good for you after she loses weight, it's not worth it
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i would drink the punch for him
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cummypies, im drinking covfefe
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>>204670018
Have you seen a Swedish person? They all have an orange tint
>>204670118
Leave the Canadians alone, buckaroo
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>>204670225
i burned the fuck out of my coffee yesterday and now today's coffee tastes burned. fuck
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zz
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>>204670225
i'll have a bit with my bagel that sounds good
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>>204670225
Thinking of having another cup in about 13 minutes
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>>204669939
The English are genetically Celtic and culturally Celto-Germanic.

Seethe more pan-Germanist.
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>>204670276
>>204670285
enjoy buds

>>204670261
it's okay. **hugs**
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>>204670246
Oh yeah? Or what, pal?
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This is /cum/ not /bum/ fuck off homo
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Is Trump going to cap credit card interest rates with Bernie and remove HFCS from our diets with RFK Jr?
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>tfw just got a notification that my new perfume is getting delivered tomorrow

Let's gooo.
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me and who
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>>204670409
which one?
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>perfume as a man
Homo
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watchin Epic Rap Battles of History
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>>204670438
It explains why his ex left the country. She had to get so far away from him that she moved.
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>>204670423
what the hell
>>204670438
perfume and cologne are two different things but it's generally understood that men use cologne so the distinction kind of got lost at some point
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It's one gay post after another
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>>204670461
She needed a real North American MAN not some mOld World pansy
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>>204670438
congrats on protecting your straightness by... yes, smelling like shit
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>>204670431
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>>204670519
cute
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>>204670438
cologne is a type of perfume
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>>204670497
People wear cologne, because they don't wash often enough.
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>>204670461
>>204670494
You have no rizz and you get no bitches and you broke and you're lacking in height and you have no foreskin.
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>>204670497
Men use COLOGNE
>>204670529
Nobody calls cologne perfume
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i hate it when i smell a cologne randomly out in public that reminds me of someone from my past
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>>204670528
Don't use the word cute on me. You're allowed to say cool and nice.
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looking forward to the /cum/ olympics 4 years from now. we will be THE general of the website
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>Americanon stuck such a nerve bugarian is freaking out
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alright, the bulgayrian is filtered
i held out hope he wouldn't be an obnoxious fag, but he did not come through
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>>204670603
>canadian has no motion and needs glasses to see
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>>204670596
I look forward to Commiefornia to clean up their streets of homeless junkies and shit.
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personally i think perfume is gay and i only use no odor antiperspirant whenever i don't want to smell like BO
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>>204670603
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10660548/
>Cystic echinococcosis (CE), primarily caused by E. granulosus, exhibits varying prevalence across Europe. Endemic regions encompass Mediterranean countries ... as well as eastern European nations such as Romania and Bulgaria
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>>204670660
nobody cares what you think and nobody asked
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>>204670619
Just like you got filtered by all these hoes.
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body lotion is better than perfume for smellling good and less expensive
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>>204670677
you're so bitter
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>>204670619
>Buc-ees!
>Dennys!
>Zoomerspeak!
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where's mihai
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although Nouveau Monde by Louis Vuitton smells absolutely fantastic but costs a nut and is marketted to women
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>>204670765
either in prison or dead
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>>204670723
if you get to be ugly to me i get to be rude back
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Imagine being a so called American and being triggered by Buc-ee's and Denny's.
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never buying jbl earbuds again
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>>204670856
Ive had mine for 3 years and they work fine
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>>204670772
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>>204670885
i've used mine for not even a year and one side is already broken
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>>204670899
i look like that
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>watching "lesbian" youtuber play game
>her "girlfriend" shows up in the video
>its a man. who thinks its a woman. but its a man

what explains this
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>have to hop in the wage cage in 2 hours
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>>204670913
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for me, it's yacht man blue...
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>>204670933
nothing wrong with a man in a relationship with a woman
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>>204670933
Ideological capture of the medical field.
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>>204670954
despite all my rage i am still just a wage in a cage
and some boss will say overtime can never be paid
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Ive been noshing on cherry tomatoes lately and theyre quickly turning into my favorite snack
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>>204670765
they keep saying he's either dead, homeless or in jail
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>>204671014
hopefully all 3
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>>204670985
>toilet water for men
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>>204671044
>>204671044
>>204671044
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>>204670074
I don't feel like a battle but I'm curious about your joke, so okay, who's there
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>>204666185
hello



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