lavender edition >>204666185previous
I don't care that I offended californians and canadians. I'm standing on business.
new Deer hunter remake looking FIRE
>>204671044When's beautiful girl edition?
>>204671075youre not black>>204671088where 2 cop?
>>204671075just hush we are starting off fresh in the new thread
>>204671081i could easily kill both of those security guards
>>204671081>japanese "acting"
>>204671119God bless.>>2046711211st amendment.
>>204671121bugarians have nothing going on in their lives. They have to attack us.
making overnight oatmeal in an empty energy drink bottle with porridge, milk, butter, honey, a little bit of salt, a little bit of vodka to see if in the future it works in an empty vodka bottle to give it some more flavour, and now im drinking a box of milk with rice crispies in it
>>204671144
>>204671049what did you think cologne is?
>>204671171Who watches this infantile shit? What's even the appeal? I'm bringing so hard I think I pulled a muscle
lazy moonshinershine your wet light on my dry lipsyoure a coal minerand that bottle makes you stumble and tripand mama cain't take, that bottle from you,they say sunshine is happy,lord moonshine is too.
>>204671163Nah, self defense. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.
>>204671230filtered https://youtu.be/zJsJlmuiZY8
>>204671234i don't care i just want everyone to stop fighting today is a happy day
>>204671049Stunad. "Toilette" in French is like the area for your habadashery, your closet, your "getting ready" area. It doesn't literally mean toilet.
i use this
>>204671281We won't have peace until Bugarians and Eurachnids are exterminated from /cum/
milk
>>204671300bath and body works my love
i wear versace cologne every day because i'm worth it
>>204671313triggered
When anime tries to be cool is peak cringe
>>204671280gladly
mihai isn't dead i searched the obituaries and couldn't find him
I’ve used this since college Women tell me they like it pretty often
>>204671088
>>204671334lavender kitty
>>204671329all my colognes were purchased by my parents
>>204671347nigga your entire country shuts down whenever theres a new episode of dragon ball >>204671352you are brazillian
This is my shit right here. Expensive but worth it. Sometimes you just gotta pay more for quality, you know?
>>20467130050 dollars for 3.4 fl oz?! i'm not trying to get nickel and dimed here
stare women down in the streets
>>204671342I don't care if you were triggeredIt's time to leave, Bulgariptera
>>204671375it suits him
>>204671294
>>204671399rofl
I dont wear cologne because I dont know where to meet women
>>204671400we usually buy during the holiday sale (3 for 1)
the official dinner. plain rice and turkey breast spiced with salt, pepper, garlic powder, chilli and parsley
>>204671418Let it all out buddy. It's gonna be ok.
>habadashery
>>204671372I smelled this in the mall once, pretty good but $100 for 3.4oz?
>>204671322mousey !! >,<post a reggie
>>204671450looks good. enjoy
>>204671428i don't wear it for women, i like smelling nice and people in general treat you better when you smell nice
>>204671422La stessa parole, but it don't mean the same thing. Words can have more than one meaning
shut the FUCK up, distefano
HIS peenis
>>204671465Lmao
i use this on formal occasions
rifles are really only good for military, you're not shooting at people on the other side of the field if you're a civilian
>>204671372>>204671399Based fellow nice-smeller
>>204671484>French teacher says it means "toilet water">she's originally from France>random burger says "nu-uh"Who do I believe? I wonder.
>>204671553RANDOM BURGER KNOWLEDGE IT IS!
>>204671537you are this kitty >>204671334 (on formal occasions)
>>204671553Dumb ass nerd fighting about etymology instead of actual modern meaningBet you he screams about tomato being a fruit instead of a vegetable and thinks he's right
>>204671538Uhhh.... what about for hunting?You know, hunting rifles?
Ironically my two favorite perfumes are American and British.
wow 4000 dollaras a month to live in NY. woaw. like 50K a year
I'm addicted to CK2 again
the world is ending in my opnion
>>204671450Looks tasty but it needs sauce
>>204671581Tomatoes are fruit, they're just savoury and not sweet.
>>204671538>you're not shooting at people on the other side of the field if you're a civilianO-of course not...ha ha..that would be crazy...
>>204671608dipotassium carbono
>>204671593Mine is British-Malaysian>>204671539What do you wear bud>>204671591>there are "men" out there who have never taken an animal's lifePathetic little boys desu
>>204671450My late lunch/early dinner was tuna, sauteed cabbage, and brown rice with Sriracha mayo.
>>204671576yeah exactly
>>204671593what's ironic about that
>>204671665Literally unironically
>>204671623>Tomatoes are fruitAnd also a vegetable because vegetable is a culinary termCucumbers, avocadoes, olives, peppers, zucchini, and squash are ALL "technically" fruitsIf you want to use the scientific instead of culinary term, fruits and vegetables are different parts of a plant. Vegetables are the leafy green parts while the fruits are the budding parts.
>>204671665I'm a brit hater and the American house is based in Portland and we all know about Portland.
>>204671648taking an animals life isn't something to aspire to go to the grocery store if you're hungry hunting for sport isn't necessary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_g-pHR_VWASTRAIGHT UPSTRAIGHT UP TO MEEEEEE
Before I started dating and married my wife we were coworkers. A couple of us needed an apartment and some of us decided to share a townhome and split the rent. It was during that time we started dating Before that though, one time she was gonna be gone for a trip and she asked me to take care of her dog and take it out and all that. I agreed because this was my perfect excuse to go into her bedroomI went into her room and took all her panties, bras, sexy clothes, high heels and put them in my face, my mouth, rubbed my cock all over them. I masturbated with them and put them back Later on we started dating and she never knew and I never told her
Jason is on steroids and lifting heavy now
going to go outside because i need to go outside more often to ever have a chance of someone loving me
One time when I was like 8 or 9, a baby bird had fallen out of its nest and was chirping in the grass. I picked it up and put it in a towel. My friends didn't know what to do so I said he was chirping because he's hungry and they asked me what should we feed it and I knew birds ate insects. But we couldnt catch any flies so we caught a butterfly and chopped it up (gruesome) and tried to feed it to the bird with tweezers.It died an hour later.
>>204671877if you look like that i will love you
>>204671890im within the ballpark of looking like that, possibly sounding like that too
>>204671879at least you tried, once baby birds are out of the nest it's pretty much a death sentence unfortunately
>>204671859>I went into her room and took all her panties, bras, sexy clothes, high heels and put them in my face, my mouth, rubbed my cock all over them. I masturbated with them and put them backewwwwwwwwww
Tell me more personal stories
>>204671879
>>204671839Why does it matter who killed the animal? I've also helped my grandfather slaughter cows and pigs.
>>204671662i only like jasmine rice(pic related)
running out of nogf posting
>>204671859yuck
>>204671929sexo con mejican bummy
>>204671954Basmati is better though?
>>204671940i'm just saying having to kill an animal to prove you're a "real man" is stupid and outdatedreal men are gentle and have restraint
>>204671929I lost my virginity after accidentally taking meth and went like 20-30 minutes without cumming. Got bored and stopped before i came. Never knew if it counted as losing virginity
>>204671929when i was a kid i jumped on an aquarium tank, it shattered and a bunch of shards went into my legs and i almost lost my legs
going to have an energy drink at 9PM
>>204671929I lost my virginity to a girl I met on interpals
>>204672006basmati and wild rice are the worst
>>204672016goodness i bet you have some crazy scarshow are you doing now?
>>204671962>>204671928Don't pretend you wouldn't do it if you could. Especially to a girl you know would wear it after
>>204672007Going hunting isn't the same as being an unfeeling mass murdererReal men hear the call of the wild
>>204671859>sexy clothesPretty sure she was seeing someone else.
The dust has finally settled on the field of human clayJust enough light has shown through to tell the night from the dayWe're incomplete and hollowFor our maker has gone awayWHO IS TO BLAAAAAAAAAAAMEWE'RE SURELY TO MELT IN THE RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNSay IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISAY IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>204672057yeah well i'm no marathon runner
>>204672064By sexy clothes I mean tiny denim shorts, crop tops, etc. Stuff girls wear when they want to look slutty
>>204672050Seems like Biden and Clinton were right about the Serbs after all
if you're concerned about being a real men you're not a real men
>>204672059i just don't trust someone who is okay with shooting and killing a deer for no reason other than it's fun or something it's just really distasteful and i've never been interested in guys who do that
>>204671929Pushed my brother off a cliff into stinging nettles, only time he ever got what he deserved
>>204672092>denim shorts, crop topsBut that's not 'sexy'.
theres another one of those fast little spiders and this one likes to wait until i go to sleep and then drop on my from the ceiling as well as dropping in other placesi still dont know if it makes webs but it would be an idea if it makes a bunch of low webs as a net over the floor to know where to drop better. and it isnt random becauase every time it drops int he same place and runs down my tshirt
>>204672077do you have nerve pain? can you walk okay?
>>204672007>stupid and outdatedIt's absolutely not. You're too comfortable and dependent on a failable technology. If the sun belched forth an EM burst that fried earth electronics then where would you be? You have NO idea to do without electricity, and that's dangerous. Nothing is a sure bet and Murphys Law still dominates. Be prepared.
starting from today i will devote every day to one chapter of luke's gospel. read the first chapter three times today
even though all of the spiders of the same i shouted at it so it fucks off i want to wait and see if it eats the bed bugs
>>204672171based
>>204672123It is to me
>>204672159if the entire earth lost all of it's electronics in a single solar event i'm gonna be real with you chief one of the last things i'm gonna do is go hunting
sex cute nerd doctor mike. sex sex
>>204672159like i said if things got really bad of course hunting is okay but they aren't and hunting for sport just rubs me the wrong way, sorry
>>204672112You'll never get it because you don't have a Y chromosome and never got the hunting gene that's passed down from father to son There is nothing more soulful for a man than going off into the wilderness alone then killing and eating it
>>204672212What'll you do when all the store bought food is gone or spoils? Every man should know how to hunt, farm plants and sew, and basic first aid.
>>204672212You wouldn't immediately start hunting other people to take their resources?
bought chinky earbuds today, i'm hopeful that because it's detachable wires they wont break as quickly since the wires are usually the failing point and those are cheap to buy
>>204672246oh yeah? well i got the gene for becoming a terminally online cat poster. don't see much advantage in that
goatse yourself be the next pompeii. thousands of them did it
>>204672229It's better to hunt your food than buy cold dead meat from an industrial slaughterhouse. It's more honest and puts you in touch with the natural order
>>204672278the thing stopping you from armed robbery is your bing bing wahoos? don't tell your therapist
>>204672112Its fun AND tasty you spoiled retarded bitch
>>204672246we can just agree to disagree
>>204672212yeah you'll be working a glory hole for scraps cause you'll be a scared little beta
>>204672307Are you gay, bi or straight mousey?
tfw no stoic therapist gf
>>204672367Fishing is hunting for sport thoughbeit
WE ARE WE ARE (the youth) THE YOUTH OF THE NATION
Now I saw a face on the waterIt looked humble but willing to fightI saw the will of a warriorHis yoke is easy and his burden is lightHe looked me right in the eyes, direct and concise, to remind meTo always do what's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightAgain I standLord, I stand against the faceless man
>>204672371shut the hell up. you'll probably be living in an underground subscraper, living an underground subsistence life from toiling away on The Tunnels for meager neoplasmins
>he doesn't watch and read bushcrafting material in preparation for the quickly approaching end of all civilization
post sexy women
>>204672408i don't fish i just thought the pic was funny but whenever my brother would fish in our pond he would catch and release which is okay i think, it stresses them out but it's not gonna kill them
I'D RATHER DRINK YOUR MUDDY WATER, SLEEP DOWN IN A HOLLOW LOGI'D RATHER DRINK YOUR MUDDY WATER, SLEEP DOWN IN A HOLLOW LOGTHAN TO BE ATLANTA GEORGIA TREATED LIKE A DIRTY DOG
>>204672443wypipo gettin rope-a-doped
>>204672450how many dimensions
>>204672449ok if you like that stuff as a hobby but try not to be so cringe about it
Annas archive has downloads that are 50 books in onemaybe printing out some books and wrapping them up could be useful
>>204672450
>>204672477hahaha this guy is nuts
>>204672483That's the highest level of Wing Chun in action.
>>204672488>but try not to be so cringe about itUmm I'm not, hunting is necessary for all men
>>204672506she looks Mexican maybe
>>204672513
>>204672540and why he angy
now post her nipples out
>>204672557he's fucking nuts
>>204672557gr*y squirrels
FUCKING NUTS
È basta per nuje e pe vuje
>>204672610:O>>204672627i love fox squirrels so much they get really big
>>204671593I replied to you here by the way: >>204671051
gimme a T for texas, gimme a T for tennesseegimme a T for texas, gimme a T for tennesseegimme a T for th*lma, woman made a fool out of me
>>204672638squirrels can have a bit of soup as a treat
>>204672684i dont know what Th*lma is
>>204672686>Treat I know many communities of squirrels that live exclusively on cream of mushroom soup
>>204672723i look like that btw (the bunny)
>>204672723this is so sweet what the hellliterally me and who
say something racist and funny
n me
>>204672776he needs to learn some manners cute bunny though
>>204672776you just know
>>204672533Growing up in San diego this used to be pretty common. I didn't know how good I had it boys
>>204672776both the mom and daughter are weirdos
>>204672776Can't blame the bugger if I'm honest
economic libertarianism
>>204672776why is it always white women with dogs that do this
>>204672723That's it, I'm calling the cops. I can't believe people are this irresponsible, what if someone gets hurt
>>204672861rest in peace peanut
um hi all
>>204672827She's 'o pazz' but at least it's funny
>>204672854
You cannot have your life in order and be here, between a job, gym and literally anything else you want or have to do there's no time
stop recommending me your disgusting smut that you pretend is good fiction you bitch
OK sorry and i didnt write down my smut anyways yesterday...
>>204672932>Only the Latina thinks it's gross, the white girls are in agreement
>>204672932sex with redheads
>>204671044Pa los mexicanos, ¿cómo es diferente tu país después de la elección?
Soon I will undergo gas cylinder safety training because I'm learning to use a machine that requires a hydrogen tank.
sex with redheads
>>204672970she's not pretending.
>>204673078pay attention so you don't get hurt later on
>>204672686Feeding a squirrel is fine but I don't think I would eat from the same dish that a squirrel is eating from, because who knows what diseases the squirrel is carrying
>>204673078this is based. i hope that you have fun
>>204673084if your fiction refers to a character as a 'dominant daddy' i am not going to read it
>>204673146then don't. she still believes it is good literature
and i have some canned chicken soup
Only monday and I'm already about to get hammered. It would be nice to die in my sleep
>>204673218UwU
>>204672007I genuinely hope you're trolling but this is a more normal board so you might actually be a woman and some women are actually this retarded so you might be legit
>>204673218if you die in your sleep, it would be from choking on your barf. you deserve a prettier corpse. come on man, we can do this one more day. one more hour.
>>204673310good post
>>204673287i'm assuming they can't make a connection between having a hobby and ASPDs killing their childhood pets and whatever other unlucky animal runs into them
>>204673218posts like this help me stay clean, thanks. but don't do it to yourself, it's not worth continuing down the path
shit post
>>204673310What do i care what my body looks like when I'm dead lol
>>204673330That is, unfortunately, the best-case scenario
sticking out your gyatt for a rizzler youre so skibidi
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4724538/
>>204673384well what if you float out of it like the cartoons? you'll be enjoying your halo and harp and then look back and go, "aww! they're gonna find me like that?!"
gonna shower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYCPM1Uu1Y
Idea for the afterlife: my soul gets to travel through time so I can observe every event in the history of earth.That would keep me occupied for a while
>>204673424If anything the vomit would hide my horrific visageFeel bad for whoever cleans it and see what is hiding underneath...
>>204673448ok cya Jason
>>204673467i don't know how your puke works, but mine doesn't usually cover my entire face
it is his fault that that market is bad
>>204673522Mine is very oily and viscous. It coats things like nickolodeon slime
its people like him
OFFICIALthread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkeTKFD57E
>>204673078It's pretty simple, really>don't leave a tank upright and unattended without securing it to something>if you can't secure it upright, lay the tank down>use the fucking valve cover, that's what it's for>don't use damaged tanksIdk if they'll require you to check hydrostatic testing dates or anything, that may be a maintenance department thing where you work
hahahahahahaha
*gets shot*erm imagine having to pay to not die this was never a thing until recently where i can just get shot and not die and it should be for free very selfish
>>204673599mine is very thick. it always makes me cough terribly, i hate it. i actually re-throw up from gag-reflex from it.
>>204673466kek same. i really want to travel back to 1AD and see jesus irl
i would go 1BC and say "i cant wait until my friend comes at 1AD" and the others will say "1 what?"
i mean i would go 2 years back in time from 1BC and tell the dinosaurs "i cant wait until 1BC" and then i bet theyd say "1 before what?"
I'm a small person
>>204673645
it's a vrchat hotgirls AIWaifu SoothingVoice Relax Cozy Comfy Female vtuber Anime kind of night
>>204673664>1 ad>see JesusAnon, I...
>>204673746
>>204673718At least the left isn't a science denier
insane asylum background noise ASMR
>>204673746feels more like a redgifs muscular girl night to me
>>204673763i get warm fuzzies when she kisses the screen and says my name
Stanley cups have lead in it
Don't reply to or engage with mousenonce
brap
>>204673783grim
I have a family member that is trooning outSo depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQtlHsuZK0
Copilot removed the typing effect again :3
>>204673819where is he i'm gonna reply to him right now just to spite you...>>204673807there you are, HI MOUSE!*waves like a retard*
I'm pretty sure I've met Jesus already. I bought some swarma from him last wednesday
>>204673927^.^
me + who
>>204673772
>>204673991meeeeeeeee
>>204673991And tony soprano
>>204673899Me too. Not sure what to do about it
>>204673772did science give him those titties?
>At least the left isn't a science denier
my internet keeps shitting itself
ASMR prompt audio files from category horror
>>204673772To a lot of people, science is about opinion and interpretation rather than evidence and reflection
titties
phantom nightmares haunt the abandoned asylum asmr to fall asleep to
>>204674113
hi-fi beats to have a panic-attack to
seeeex
>>204674049Why would you have anything to do about it? It’s their choice, you don’t have to play the stupid pronoun game but you can’t stop them.
>I'm a girl>but you have a penis>but I feel like a girl>suck my dick
science means doing what i tell you to
>>204674149who is this btw? does she do more?
yeah shes really good at pretending like that
another rejected job application
doctor i am pagliacci
>>204673927You're probably a faggot homosexual
insane asylum asmr layered with fire crackling sfx phantom nightmares scream in the asylum asmr to fall asleep to everythings on fire too but complete darkness at the same time
>>204674243milada moore
>>204674177I gotchuhttps://youtu.be/DoH6k6eIUS4?si=1F2mt_zIxFO9Jnor
i think people with other-than-what-you-think-when-you-see-them pronouns would win more support if they didn't mind simply correcting people. if i was addressing a guy as "sir", and then he went, "doctor.", i'd think he's an egotistical dick. but, i would then say, "doctor whoever". i've seen the guys pretending to be girls and i'm not going to incite anyone with that physique. lmao
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731956967138096.jpg sexo
just ripped ass
canadaanon is the plug for the good quality content
>>204674336>other-than-what-you-think-when-you-see-them pronounsWoah there chud, are you admitting to assuming pronouns?
>>204674189I want to though >>204674283Things are fucked up out there, stay strong anon
>>204674367dealer plug or plug as in a stop?
>>204674240Case in point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1okqQvUIQ4
One-dimensional-coordination-polymer-of-UO2NO32-with-DHNRP-desired-to-be-formed-for.png
uhhhh bros?
12 hours
ohh and now the American wants to talk suddenly baka
>>204674500every country that isn't america knows america is run by the long nose tribe.
call me old fashioned, but i think words have meaning so that we can communicate ideas to one another
harambe
>>204674500Antisemitism will destroy america
ducks out for harambe
>>204674532mommy
>>204674540Bruh you are ETHIOPIAN
wtf is going on?
>>204674518Words only have meaning if the person using it knows what that meaning is. If they don't, then language is always evolving so words mean what people think they do (or something)
obambe
>>204674540isn't your country where the holy grail is?
>>204674584Multiple people with severe mental illness spamming the general at the same time
>>204674569I want Sannas toes in my mouth
>>204674569ugly flat hag tho
>>204674584pendejo
>>204674590what if i just durrr tell them what the word means?this seems to work well enough in mathematics and philosophy, where defining new or specific terms is common and necessary
>>204674599No you're thinking of the Ark of the Covenant
>>204674599I don't believe I fairy tales
>>204674624Binland mentioned :DD :DDD
>>204674624YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>204674642ah yes, that's it, and the caretakers all go blind I heard
dicks out for mommy
>>204674584Wdym
>>204674648show us some pics you take there
>>204674648Congratulations, you are smarter than 100 million Americans
>>204674584Por fin, un mexicano. Le quiero preguntar, como es diferente tu pais despues de la elección
>>204674716>>204674716>>204674716
milk truck arrive
ok thanks for posting her @ but im bored now .-.
>>204674638I was mostly making fun of people that get defensive about it, as I've often told people what a word actually means and they've usually shot back with "ya well that's not what most people think it means so that's not what it means anymore". Like alright, let's just start making shit up I guess. It's a legitimate phenomena, like the word meme changing it's definition quite dramatically and in a short period of time, but it's more often than not just an excuse
>>204671081Imagine wasting a japanese woman like this. Replace her with an american one
