Party edition
alri
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issuesHe's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hateLast year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
oh yeah, so, today it was -4 degrees (has warmed up now a bit) and these women were stood holding their crying kid, taken it out of the pramwhich i think is preetty stupid but they seemed to be Polish and its cold there so idk if the kid was too cold (and was crying because of it) and didnt hear properly if the kid was shivering because they always cry weird anyways. maybe it was acute or in onset
nth for the holodem
the greatest trick the cronem ever pulled was convincing katy he’d be a good father and not disappearinggood thing timmy would as there to pick up the slack x
Results are in
America is just so crazy. There are really people out there driving that Cybertruck around like a regular car. That thing would look completely crazy here.
>>204703206the demos have spoken
povvos like me don't deserve to be middle class and have a bullshit do nothing work from home job :(
>>204703144BA gyaldem are piff, ugly 3d roasties are not.
>>204703198How badly did you stepdad beat you? Nigga must have been Mike Tyson
>>204703224mmhmm when katy gets dropped off at the traphouse x
Alri lads cmon LG xx as you were
wish I lived in the timeline where Trump's president run in 2016 remained a funny novelty and sometimes people would say "what if Trump actually won lmao" and everyone would laugh about it
>>204703240i was raised in a loving home by two well adjusted middle-class parents
oh and the "dys" in dysmenorrhoea is "blood" like in "dysentery" is what i was thinking about the other night going to sleep
>>204703285Wish I lived in the timeline were you stopped posting
Gary Linehan, freaky looking writter of various semi funny bbc comedys spents the last half decade obsesivly tweeting about the definition of a woman and shit. Leading to him going bankrupt and his wife leaving him. Pretty humourous.
always thought i had a tiny cock but it turns out 8 inches is massivejust looks small in my hands ya know
mental
>>204703310oh my DAYSSSS
>>204703324because the penis size is similar to the hands and feet. im not a doctor
>>204703345too saggy
>>204703316Keep it up mate the people deserve to know the truth
First off, why is a football player having a baby newsworthy? If they want women's football to be treated seriously stop publishing these non-stories. Secondly, someone getting called a dyke on the internet is also not newsworthy.
>>204703368Thanks!
>Gal RitchieBig fan of Cock, Cock and Smoking Two Cocks
>>204703345might be gay lads idk but I'm not attracted to this woman
>>204703345erm
Holy fucking shit 48 minute video from Ruby "Bones" Granger A Scotland Special she's made a whole movie.That's tonight's entertainment sorted.
>>204703316Seems like you’re obsessed with him. Are you a tranny yourself or something?
big slippery twisty black eels (cronem batons) ripping up dat pale soft pizza (katy)
>>204703239nonce containment board is over there matey >>>/a/
>>204703419gossip guy about to send her hairline to the mooncan't wait
>>204703310tongue built to taste the longmeat of a dreads wearing goon after a long days work x
why is womens sports full of lesbians
i didnt goon today
>>204703419Does nordvpn pay you to advertise here too?
>>204703239never a truer word spoken/brit/ needs to hear this
mumberg caught me taking a pack of these up to my rooms saying "young lads shouldn't be drinking that" so i told her i was having a hard mental health day but i am really just gonna shit post here all night
why is womens sports full of men
>>204703239>Hugely breasted woman... But turned young
>>204703239much of the BAdem are off limits cinnamon rolls, the gyaldem mog them for that alone
>>204703472back in my day these cost £1 each and you could go mental every night on £5
>hours later the schizo spammer is still at it
>>204703430wtf u can see her pusser!!!!
>>204703472probably time to move out of your mum's
>>204703465prefer not to say
mummy
>>204703373worry about your own sad life and leave kerr alone x
We looking forward to the minecraft movie?
>i was having a hard mental health day
>>204703345like someone got the gmod gravity gun and stretched em
>>204703430average 22 year old zoomer
#3DABADEM
>>204703537depressed. time to go drink at home
>>204703524>>204703524
thawlts on dating femboys?
Nigger piss jug, chapter 12
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>204703485
>>204703524disgusting
>>204703524Who is she?
Still waiting for WWIIIIf it doesn't happen within twenty four hours then it's cancelled, again
>>204703459a long time ago all female athletes were straightthen one lesbian joined in and made all the straight women uncomfortable in the changing roomsstraight women started leaving, and lessbians started joining when they realised what was upthis continued until today where straight female athletes are a small minority struggling to survive in a lesbian dominated field
>>204703567she's not a femboy
>>204703373It's because the announcement tweet worded it weirdly and said they were both pregnantso naturally people were confusedthat's homophobic apparently
>>204703498Yes
>>204703509>day these cost £1 eachIllegal in Scotland nowThe SNP are killing me
Swimmin', best exercise. Works every muscle group
>the suffering and discomfort comes when you're 20 and totally skipped over all the development goals everyone else hit before they even got their first pube and have to try and catch up a decade lateWho the fuck is snogging and going to parties at 10 years old, maybe chavvy council estate mongs with no dads are doing that
>>204703524too big
anons mumsy must have been on the strong polski sklep tinnies before to know about them lol
>>204703512Which one
>>204703591I know Putin's having a melty over western missiles being used in his little war but i don't think he's gonna do anything more, it's a true nothingburger
>>204703591don't even speak about it lest you call it into existence
>>204703567not gonna lie she looks hotter than most womenonce again men being better at everything, even being women
>>204703626banning having money and alcohol at the same time in Scotland
>>204703485Tulisa has balls palsy. She got it from when she wacked that cock on her head. Ah school days whole class gathered round to watch her knock that cock on her head. Nostalgic.
>>204703640The one taking posts from the archive and reposting them
2020 - blm2021 - vaccines2022 - Ukraine2023 - Palestine All the same neurotic weirdos supporting this flavour of the month BS. I wonder what’s next for them to whinge about
whats with Scotland raising the price of alcohol? and why did Buckfast go up by £2
>balls palsy
>>204703671Ah yeah he'll be here until the day he dies
>>204703598about to post this too but i was thinking twice because i dont want to be known as femboy expert
>>204703295no you didn't you've admitted that your dad walked out on your family and you had abusive stepdads and you still feel angry about it
>>204703509Born around 1990?
>>204703644It has been less than 24 hours so there's still hope for wwiii>L
>>2047036802024 was drumpf
>>204703591freaks my nut how ww2 started on a fridayimagine toiling all week and your weekend gets ruined for 5 years
>>204703701cant tell you
>>204703687
>>204703686The snp raised the price of alcohol to reduce deaths It didn't work so they've increased the price again this year
>>204703680Sorely missing the other side of this, which makes me thing you were a seething rorke the whole way through.
>>204703721Yeah?Lurked all day just to post that?
>>204703485just looked up what she looks like now and found out her ancestry is Greeka fit mediterranean bird, if raised in England, will inevitably bog themselves to the point of looking like one of our nativesthere is something powerful about this land, it bends people to its will
>>204703721>and your weekend gets ruined for 5 yearsEvery day was a weekend for the soldiers however what's the major gonna do? Shoot me?
>>204703751i think its with taxes. they shouldnt raise the price of alcohol to reduce deaths, thats just punishing everyone else
>>204703751no fucking wonder they only won 9 seats in july. imagine thinking jocks would vote for a bunch of cunts who keep putting their booze up.
ZOOMERS
>>204703285lil spaki wishing on a star LOL
>>204703680I support the contrarian thing
>>204703619that hag needs to go to uni already
the clarks are clickin
Where's canslad? Has his liver finally exploded?
taxation is theft and we shouldnt tax
We're about a decade in to this weird narrative where apparently centrists will always be driven right by us on the left but are somehow magically never driven left by the far-right.
>>204703793Probably didn't help they had a paki leader
Haven't seen Black Bro or Bottomlad post in a while
I HATE the DVLA website
>>204703840don't understand a word of this
>>20470386210 month waiting list for driving test you fucking kidding mei failed the first two (one for driving too slow one for speeing)i reckong by the time i get another test i will need to retake my theory
>>204703880this lad looks like he absolutely fucking stinks
i could drink Buckfast every night and feel awful from the second time. i dont know if anyone would like that experience every day
>>204703649You know what's hilarious about what this woman says...she's like, "if he makes under $300,000 I would have to work"....like what the hell are you going to do all day bitch. You know goddamn well she's going to have housekeepers and maids and if there's kids, nannies to take care of the children. Wtf does she want to do all day. Go to the spa and go shopping and do jack shit? Basically lay around and spend money. Go on holiday ever monthGood luck to the dude who bags her
>>204703804I dont play, I just goon to the gyaldem.
>>204703880>>204703881imagine tonguing their bum holes
>A one-and-a-half-year-old girl was crushed to death after an iron gate in her house fell on her on Tuesday. She was rushed to a hospital where she succumbed to her injuries.
disgusting
>>204703872cant blame you. this whole existence is really confusing
>>204703924>India
>>204703888had to book a three part test, have to book them individually, enter all the info three times, and all the tests are on different days
starting to get a reputation at the loca goth watering hole (not a positive reputation)
have you ever been in a limo?stretched or otherwise
>>204703920disgusting
Cerberus is pronounces like Kerberos, not Serberess.Drives me mad.
>>204703905she would literally have to hang about the house looking like this for me to pay all that money for a whorebut those bitches do not have nices arses or tits
>>204703905>like what the hell are you going to do all day bitch.making cronem happy x
>>204703840the fight right swing is all reactionary though, and came after the blatant shifting of the overton window to the left, and all mainstream right wing media is controlled opposition made to funnel people towards an acceptable position on the matter (civic nationalism)
>>204703906Dayum dis bitch do be built
>liberals
>>204703680Palestine is one of the few things that has bipartisan support from the far-left and far-right, it wa only opposed by normies and neoliberals Unironically redpilled me on how weak and short-sighted both far ends of the spectrum are. The far left is only capable of impotent protests and the far right only has ogre like flash-in-the-pan like violence through riots and mass shootings. No wonder both have been buckbroken for the 50 years.
>Toddler ‘trampled to death’ as migrants try to cross English Channel
>>204703981Post hand
extremism just isn't sustainable
>>204704001frfr
>>204704012intelligent poster with balanced non-direction-brain take
poo
you like London, don't you, Rorke?
>>204704048yes you can
Remember when your spam was sometimes funny and light hearted?Now it's just boring politics and bizarre mean-spirited racist homosexual fantasies Sad
>>204704063no, it's shit, get me out
I'm German American.Got a problem with that? Don't care.
>>204703906for me it's listening to the ost, saving fan art and watching funny animations. logging in once every few months. wish I could play more
zesty malayboy on the prowl for /brit/cock
>>204703888Are you in Merseyside? It's a joke, impossible to get driving lessons here let alone a test
a nigga NEED that zesty Polish bussy
>Ricky Gervais>Graham Linehan>Frankie Boyle>Ed Byrne>Dylan Moran>Jimmy Carr>Dara O'Briain>Eddie Izzard>Marcus Brigstocke>Billy Connolly>Richard Herring>Dom Joly>Stewart Lee>Sean Lock (RIP)>Stephen K Amos>Stephen Fry>Alan Davies>Andy Parsons>Bill Bailey>Simon Pegg>Dermot Morgan (RIP)>Nick Frost>Alan Carr>Steve Coogan>Matt Lucas>David Walliamsanyone find it slightly mental how every single british/irish comedian is an atheist?
Someone please find and fuck 190 in the ass already
>>204704146find it mental how none of them are funny
WW3 is canceled Billions will be born (all brown)Wages will collapseHouse ownership will disappear The Jews will win
>>204704146reddit country
>>204704063blackest place ive ever been and ive literally been in africa
>>204704146not reallythink of a single person you know that's religious and isn't your nan
>>204704146frankly shocked only 2 of them are dead
need fluorine compressed air can
>>204704107I have to resist the urge to spaff to the really hot fanart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyKx0q298ZYtonight's watch
>>204704146>british comedians>didn't mention john cleese
day one of being back in retard central, kill me now
>>204704012dissidents are... dissident and unhinged woah
>>204704146all got shagged up their arse
Europe is stuck in a static industrial structure with few new companies rising up to disrupt existing industries or develop new growth engines. In fact, there is no EU company with a market capitalisation over EUR 100 billion that has been set up from scratch in the last fifty years, while all six US companies with a valuation above EUR 1 trillion have been created in this period.
We won't forget this, Britain. Our so-called ally.
>>204703977who's the girl in that pic??
feelingn Feudrich
>>204704146it's grim a whole generation of late millennials grew up on them and their new atheist "comedy"
>>204704107If I played I'd just whip out of my cock and start gooning to the characters. It already happens when I see art online.
>>204704146bc christianity isnt funny
D O N E D O N
>>204704231>Italy 75% for HarrisJust a lie, isn' it?
>>204704254corr, bargain
Margaret Thatcher did nothing wrong ever
great posting everyone
>>204704280wheelie bin on garage roof included free of charge
>>204704277No surprise there. Meds are reddit.
if you aren't on the fringe end of the political spectrum you are a broken person or a literal mongoloid who tries to be normal for the sake of iti respect people who are actually passionate about real, unhinged change instead of the midwit cunts who are okay with the status quo
>>204704295she left us
>>204704303(Y)
>>204704303*farts a smelly fart on your head*
>>204704322then Theresa May, but not a tory
>>204704244their quirky personalities helps keep me inline, they're just so cute. I laugh over getting horny
Sinking a poo
>>204704254I'll give you a million pounds for that box made of bricks
>>204704320Stopped being a fringe radical when I graduated from uni and got my first real job paying my own rent lol
>>204704295The kind peopleHave a wonderful dreamMargaret on the guillotinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsq3H_6XuFAWonder if are mozza regrets this now, given his political shift.
I was diagnosed with ADHD just under two weeks ago and my god does everything make sense.
>>204704277nah I’m not surprised, Italians can be quite pozzed, apart from Terrone who don’t really care for democracy and will disregard the government
the only others were Ed Milliband with his bacon sandwich (for some reason) and David Cameron and Tony Blair,
>>204704146Frank Skinner is a Catholic
>>204704369know that feel, got undiagnosed adhd but too proud to get treatment for it
she was just 17know what i mean
>>204704359Better man than me. I just cant help touching myself to these Goddesses.
>>204704231BASED Ivans
Today marks the 1000th day of Putin’s illegal invasion of Ukraine.This General stands with Ukraine.Slava Ukraini
corr get it bought
>>204704364weird, being in the real world radicalized me lol
>>204704364yeah because you'd risk losing your job or realized it wasn't worth being intellectually honest holding it in making small talk when politics inevitably came upvery understandable situation
>>204704421this is like in Floridathere are loads of black people there, and white people, and they are still two different colors, even though i bet they obviously mix a lot. so you could go to Florida and find a black gf and it literally wouldnt matter
>>204704444>SE18no ta
>>20470441717, she was a fucking kid
>>204704444could house three families on that driveway alone
>>204704421i mean how there is a white one and a black one weird establishment
>>204704472what's a matter too multicultural for you?
>>204704479Nah fuck that, bulldoze the green belt and build deano boxes to house wogs instead
I CALLED IN SICKFROM YOUR FUNERALTHE SIGHT OF YOUR BODY MADE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
mental how there's always some random flag ready to follow up whatever dogshit zinger has been shat into the thread at any time of day
>>204704308>>204704386Over 37% of their voters voted for 'far-right' parties in 2022 thoughever.
>>204704444not even detached clown world shit
>>204704535Oh my days you’re RAGING at how badly Spaino mindraped you, get this post samefagged, get the keyboard smashed again, get your mum weeping downstairs and the police called out to your gaff again
>>204704535me
new creps
get the data looked at
>>204704562you're not a random flag though
Lol it's so true
>>204704561baited for this exact response
dial "1 0 5" on your phone, its not a crime
>>204703310need that up my arse
>>204704594Don't get it. How the fuck can you "fry" air?
another adam melty is it
get the numbers crunched
I didn't have my first kiss, first shag, first parties, etc. until I'd left to go university I was a spotty autistic shut-in freak during secondary school and my parents pressured me into focusing on academics, so now I'm on £80k at 26... but I sometimes wish I could've just been a normie who shagged in their teens, dossing about, smoking drinking exploring, having the time of their life with their mates. Did it all in uni, but still.
I guarantee you'll miss meCause you changed the way you kissed me
>>204704510wogs couldn't handle a deano box, it would fry their brainsonly a certain breed of English man can thrive in the deanozone
post the >>204704624>>204704624>>204704624>>204704624>>204704624telephone numbers
L O N D O Nhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731936227883308.webm
get the rubbish binned
>>204704589people using the phrase "ahh" really pisses me offfucking retarded
I actually agree with the farmers on this one
>>204704634you just know
>>204704646leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>204704619Any more of your cheek and I'll fry your arsehole
why's this Canadian 'aving a melty
get the dragon slayed
>>204704594>millennial midlife crisis is getting in shape and buying stuff for your apartment
kefir farmer
>>204704646>mfw
>An additional 50,000 pensioners will be living in relative poverty next year as a result of cuts to the winter fuel allowance, the government's own estimates have revealed.sir freeze farmer
>>204704646love it
i dont know the X and Y axis but X axis # of people doing the pain olymipcs in society and Y axis the quality of society somewhat
get it sorted
>>204704646Love seeing them kill each other
>>204704631what a fuckin tune btw
>>204704452Nope, I'm not in one of those gay fake jobs where you can get fired for that, I also don't talk about politics with people anywayI'm just very comfy now so my political stance has changed to "yeah whatever"
>>204704421you'll understand if you ever play it
half a tub of butter in the oven on pizza setting off the smoke alarms
>>204704646what a horrible city that shithole is
>>204704646>brings a knife to a fist fightpathetic
>>204704736im trying
get the Windows XP booted up
>>204704779based neff enjoyer
>>204704646it's literally another world to the one I've lived in all my lifewent there once on a school trip and have no reason to want to go back
(To the beat of "We Will Rock You" by Queen)I WILL I WILLKILL MESELF I WILL I WILL KILL MESELF IM A BIG DISGRACEIM A BIG DISGRACE WHEN I FALL ON THE GROUND, DON'T PISS ON ME FACEI WILL I WILLKILL MESELF
Freeze the farmers
>>204704816dont do that :(
sir fear farmer
>>204704746Who's this?
>>204704646fat fuck felt big cause he had a knife, pussyole
all you had to do was get them housed, fed, and wanked, now look what you've done
REMEMBER TO NOT POST A NEW THREAD UNTIL WE REACH 310 REPLIES
>>204704820they have oil to burn over the winter UwU so comfy
>>204704841lilyybunny
>>204704851black fuck felt big cuz he had several mates jumping in, pussyole
>>204704851>>204704799>pussyholes who don't pack a buckler
>>204704861Ok I can see that bugs you so I will refrain from making a new thread until then
Someone make a new before the mentally ill canadian does
get the bread toasted
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731707667781375.webmSpaki meltdown recorded
KFC porridge
>>204704900THANK YOU PAL>>204704915OI
>>204704756quirky and cute girls just make me want to coom harder. very sexy gyaldem!
The Stonecutters episode of the Simpsons is one of the best episodes right until the 3rd act and it just sort of shits the bed
>>204704879thank u
Carrying a knife is illegalNot carrying one in certain areas often leads to you being mugged or killed by thugsWhat a predicament...
>>204704646did he died
>>204704881they jumped in after he brought the buff dude got stabbed
>>204704920kek state of that lad
>>204704927what the frick
>>204704646why was he taking a knife to his mum's
erm what the sigma
>animewhy is this place so noncey these days?
>The DUP Minister Gordon Lyons has apologised for "sincerely offending" an Alliance MLA during a debate in the assembly chamber.>On Monday, Kate Nicholl said he had twice shouted at her to "sit down" during a debate on childcare funding.>She described it as "aggressive and arrogant" and made a complaint to the assembly Speaker Edwin Poots.
>>204704995HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>204705027>>204705027>>204705027N E W
>>204704930you're in luck then aha
if you all post now, we'll actually get to make a new
Theresea May economic libertarian party
Acid on the tongue, Xavier Renegade Angel on the big screen, Sonic Adventure for the N64 on the CRTThe night is sorted x
>>204705050*posts*
>>204705040very early that
>>204705020>>204705020>>204705020
>>204705055grow up gimp
got the heating on
>>204705080bit early that
get the news spammed/flooded
>>204705116actually it's precisely on time
Went on a tinder date last night but she revealed she's a "neopagan". Thinking of how to draft the "It's not gonna work out" text now.
