Jay Slater edition
>>204710175what happened with this cunt?
>>204710194fell off a cliff or something
Claiming this thread in the name of my master, the Dark Lord Satan
>>204710194Stuck to a cactus and died of exposure
Jay ‘see u later’ Slater
>>204710209all that for two likes
>>204710208cool, I love Satan
>>204710203Was fucking hysterical seeing the retarded facebook mums being like "Look around areas with cacti maybe he needed water and cut one open to drink from it xxxx"
listening to crywank
satan is cool and basedjay "gay liar" dyer stinks!
TIL Sam Kerr is not an abo.
Take care of your teeth gentsDont be like me
can't remember last time i slept for more than 5 hours between going to bed and getting up
https://x.com/globalfights_/status/1858885089670606950
rorke loading his LG washing machine with pirated material to seed 4GB of data to the torrent per day
>>204710276Not clicking that
>>204710276HEEM
>>204710230
rorke wearing rainbow thigh highs
>>204710259His real name was Lev Bronstein btw. He was from the Ukraine.
>>204710276timmy...
Nun. He. Cud. Do.
>>204710291it was posted for my fellow britishers not a wop like you
another dogshit zinger of a post
I categorically, analytically, existentially, ontologically, phenomenologically, fundamentally need a shag
>>204710330Bet his blk boi clitty was throbbing
>>204710330amazing rear naked choke from are lad
love the fights where they pick them off the ground spin em around and drop em on their headsends them spazzy lol
>>204710330
>>204710334I'll cut you up cunt
>>204710276he's fucking dead lol
odds play a video gameevens go to beddubs make a cup of tea and then waste another hour of my life on this bastard website with you retarded fucking clowns
>>204710364your mum has to cut the crusts off your butties pipe down spazmo
Inglan' is a bitch,there's no escapin' it
>>204710208190 you evil evil cunt
when your body goes into fight or flight mode the blood all goes to the centre of your body. thats why they pick them up but you could smash open their head and kill them i fthey land headfirst into the peavement
>>204709954i know an abandoned barn where id cut up the body. then id bury the dismembered parts mostly around the coast, at least 3ft deep and covered in lye. then for good measure id burn the barn. >>204709983alri Dennis Nilsen, dont block the bog
>>204710364>I'll a cutta you upa
>>204710375
>>204710330Buck broken
>>204710372get innight night knobheads
>>204710375scromiting
Post the reggies :P
>>204710403>>204710323samefag
getting fucking steaming
>>204710334>>204710375
>>204710231damn that might actually be worse than me. how much is it going to cost to get all that fixed?
>.<
gn !!
>>204710330that lad is clearly trained, did a good job on him
>>204710424i havent got anythere used to be a mouselike fella who would post reggies (and whygenia) but he's gone now... wonder what happened to him.... ho hum....
>>204710437>>204710421>>204710400>>204710363>>204710302same individual
>>204710375OMDS DONE HIM
>>204710424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1NunHChiLY
>>204710465
you can burn a body beyond recognition/identification fairly easilyi mean it'll take a couple hours but relatively speakingdestroys dna
You can't post that.He can't post that.
NO MORE RODENTS
>>204710424kys
>>204710500You can grow concrete
>>204710502they're allowed now
Beat up a black lad in primary school me. I’ve done my bit
>>204710502absolutely no rules against it
>>204710503>>204710502>>204710489>>204710455>>204710451>>204710424>>204710509its not funny can you stop spamming the thread
>>204710500Dental records though...Thats why its important to keep up dentist visits
>>204710509This is a Peter. He's posted a Peter.
how do I stop being so damn cynical
The peter, the rodent, and then janitor
not wanked for a week
Unexpected Peter in posting area.
>>204710500It's not that easy and fire attracts attention. Good luck explaining the charred remains of your enemy.
i never knew the mouse was a porn thing until yesterdayimagine my shock when i saw the mouse on a popular twitter post
>>204710536You stop watching sargon and molyneaux and grow up
>>204710512black fella must have beat up a ton of white clappers in retaliation later haha x
cronem with corn rows and some jordans straight up punching katy's guts in LOL
i like apples and bananas
>>204710545Not wanked since Saturday or done a poo since this time last night. Feeling a bit backed up. Dunno how anyone can function with doing a poo and jizz daily.
>>204710585corr love a pink lady
>>204710575>>204710577>>204710579three great posts one after another
Hey soul sister aint that mr mr on the radio stereo the way youre moving fair you know
>>204710606luv a lady's pink
>>204710585me? pears and bananas
>>204710609sent flying by the onion lmfao
>>204710624worth posting
>>204710623McDonald’s music
wanking a poo
>>204710175horrible cunt who beat some poor lad within an inch of his life with a gang and baseball bats. glad he's fucking dead, hope it was agonising
asda has ai music and it got over one million customer complaints
mental how fit they are
i am having constant panic attacks. happen in your cunt?
>>204710585>>204710606>>204710625>>204710628Toddlers
mental how autistic you are
>>204710680bitch gave birth to steve from minecraft
>>204710701Who, me?
>>204710330genuinely what a pussy. turns tail and starts fleeing as soon as he gets pressed then starts crying to onlookers for help
>>204710697get a grip of yourself, you are stronger than a panic attack
>>204710680Bet shes got tattoos too
>>204710700likkle babby can't have solids
>>204710713this you >>204710689if yes, then yes.
>>204710697Panic attacks over what?
>>204710679thats a lie. it wasnt some poor lad it was a wannabe gangster who robbed other people. and jay didnt have the bat he was just going along with his boys.
>>204710680catnip for that timmy in his 30s who’s never had a gf
D FOR DAMAGER POWER TO THE PEOPLE
I want to go back in time and shag fit slags at uni aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
take me to your dealer
>>204710724they pass but it's too consistent to ignore. >>204710741i think it's when people pay attention to me
>>204710585oranges and lemons, say the bells of saint clements
pitch black fresh off the boat khat addict slappin dat big boy baton brazy down katy lil back rearranging her lil guts n shid LOL
>>204710772You owe me three farthings say the bells of st martins
>>204710742oh okay, he only beat a fella within an inch of his life with a gang who MOSTLY didn't have bats, praise saint slater poor little angel
>>204710774filtered have a nice day :)
>>204710742joint enterprise
>>204710769ah yes, the grandad is coming over for dinner look
>>2047107692 or 4 but his tattoos are gay as fuck and i would heem him
>>204710767Don't really know why that induces panic attacks from the information you've provided so far.
>>204710769back in my day face tattoos were only for proper nutters
>owe this bhenchod wasteman some money>whenever he asks for it I react with an Israel flag emojiget on my intellectual plane
>>204710795bro looks like trans big smoke
>>204710786
>>204710780one bat and the lad deserved it>>204710784jay didnt make a penny from the beating
>>204710795mfer dressed like suge knight
One prophecy of the Antichrist said that he will wear gloves and when he takes them off it is revealed that he has claws instead of fingers.
>>204710753LOL wen dey gon fuck she'll say is it in yet while all 5 bone pressed inches are in
>>204710769ernie mode
>>204710806Omdz bruv
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
Imagine 10 attractive women scrutinising your appearance.
getting harder and harder to find good streaming websites the corporations won man
anybody else love that bread they gave out during communion
ladsLADS WHAT THE FUCKI LIVE ALONEWHAT IS THIS
>>204710795No need to dress as the Starbucks
>>204710843>cinego.tv
>>204710795
>>204710855uh oh
>>204710855It was me I put it on
>>204710874Kek
>>204710862
>>204710869oh yeah nice that worksis it just that google doesnt show you the right results as often
>>204710834don't remember my age but I can narrow it down to sometime between grade 6-7. I was watching raunchy comedies around that time so I knew of the jack off motion and tried that on my willy without any lube or anything and started chaffing. I kept going though until I came and it felt awful, I remember think that wasn't good at all and I don't get what the fuss about wanking is.
er....
durag wearing thugs taking turns violently ramming their twisty slippery batons into her tight back fast and deep bashing until cronem 1 ran outta breath he pull out and cronem 2 go beast mode on her until he out of breath cronem 1 taking over again mmhmm lil katy squirting and shaking but dey keep pummeling their cannons into her LOL
>>204710903Tis not a holeTis a dingleberry
>you will never be a child in 80s America>you will never grow up listening to Van Halen on the radio>you will never ride your bike through your neighborhood with your gang of friends>you will never live in an era where everyone had cool cars>you will never go to your friends house on a rainy weekend knight to play dungeons and dragons in the basement>you will never experience 1980s American high school
>>204710903lovely
>>204710949absolutely none of that sounds appealing
>>204710972I’m sorry for you
Sometimes wonder if i was molested as a young child and repressed the memory
>>204710949i will always be jealous of those born later than me
>>204710929heres a few back ups. fuck netflix. fuck amazon. fuck disney.>watch-tvseries.me>streamlord.to>cineb.world>westream.tohot tip: find streaming and torrent sites with yandex
dunno what to watch
>>204710986had similar thoughts but seriously doubt it
>>204710822
>>204710986dad used to drag me into the bathroom when i was little and shag me, didnt even remember until i was in my early 20s
>>204710986dun worry about it x
>>204710986are you gay? if you’re not bent or incline to being fruity reckon your koalahole is unmolested
>>204710949would rather be a kid/teen in Japan during the 90s and 2000s
RRUNT COMEDIAN
>>204710986reckon its something you would remember
>>204711020Na im hetero and i lick fanny which makes me doubt it but i had a strange childhood and did some weird stuff
>half life 2 currently has more players on steam than helldivers 2it's fucking over
>>204711041I knew I was right in holding off on buyingI knew it was just another gaming fad with this new faggot low attention span game subscription service generation
got a new internet plan that goes live on 20/11/24the new modem arrived todaynot set it up yet maybe i wontmight be my last ever post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adh0KGmgmQwwhy are modern comedians so unfunny
cronem splatting batonjuice all over katy's face mmhmm timmy gon kiss dat later
>>204711075You can't survive without internet
>>204711040Did you ever go to an empty park with your friend when you were like 9ish and touch each others peepees with sticks? I remember doing that a lot when I was a kid with a then good friend of mine I’m not even gay but I think we were both entering puberty and unaware about how to cope with it or why it felt good, feels surreal at times
>>204711090Theyre all woke
>>204711090been unfunny for 20 years
>>204711107No cant say i ever did that mate
Reckon I might make my own imageboard with blackjack and prozzies that's anglos only and where freaks are permanently banned on sight.
>>204710259hitler really loved this trotsky fag btw, he praised his biography
Mad how there are people who pay to see shit unfunny comedians when we have endless fun and entertainment on /Brit/ for free. Our banter is top notch.
MIDNIGHTGO TO BED
cold sweat in lands' end
>>204711017no he didn't
>>204711150tell us a joke love x
>>204711090Is that the one where he says the same thing over and over again but a little bit more manic each time?
Literally everytime someone posts questionable pornography I delete the cache and storage data for my browser app and restart my phone.Legitimately wish this was just a text board
>>204711156all trannies are rancid paedos
Flora
>>204710529Not taking teeth advise from you.
When I was 19 I attempted suicide twice.I'm 29 now. And funny thing is, my life is objectively far worse in every single way compared to back then, and I'm far more depressed.And yet now for some reason, I find it much harder to consider making an attempt.
>>204711150I should be getting paid to see your sorry excuses for fun and entertainment. You're not a woman btw.
>>204711156hahahahaha, no they just look like that
feel like theres a joke to be had with hoisted by your own petard/hoisted by your own retard
>>204711182how did you manage to fuck it up twice?
>>204711181Take this from me instead *grabs crotch*
Wish I could've played Final Fantasy VII at launch back in the day. I imagine it was absolutely amazing to play before the internet with all the little secrets and what not.
>>204711170nah he just does the same joke 3 times in a row with the exact same inflexion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD25zo_fTPw
>>2047107696 looks like he stole my grandmas mat
2 trans women beaten up just for existing in Minneapolis.Random bystanders started cheering and encouraging the attackers.
>>204711182What method(s) did you use in your two previous attempts?
Can't think of a more comfy programme than Britain's greatest railway journeys.
>>204711196Not that person but for me both suicide attempts were disrupted by colleagues stopping me.
>>204711217BEAT HIS ASS
>>204710769men will watch sopranos 1 time and make it literally their entire personality
this fucking tranny (You)ing me every fucking day, DISGUSTING
>>204711176i love her
I haven't seen more advertising for a film in my life than this "Wicked" shite that comes out on FridayEven Star Wars' return got less advertisement in my area which is mental
>>204711209Yeah it's pish innit
Guys it's my 28th birthday in 4 days.
>>204711232nobody asked
>>204711217loooool
>>204711232*PA screech*>Cleaner to aisle 2, can we get a cleaner to aisle two? We have a dead tranny on aisle two
For me, it's the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System
>>204711283Didn't work at ALDI then, I worked at Greggs.
>>204711274youre not 12 anymore
>>204711196Tried poisoning both times. First time I underdosed and woke up severely hours later disoriented and vomiting but made a full recovery.Second time I took a much higher dose and also slit my wrists but somehow someone found out and contacted 999 who broke in my house and took me to hospital.Fun fact: even after that, they simply discharged me the next day with a piece of paper with local therapist's website and phone numbers. Apparently I wasn't worth inpatient treatment even though I would've died without the ambulance coming kek.
>>204711223he supposedly tried to cut himself with a box cutter in front of people
>>204711274Doing anything for it?
when do you lads put your xmas tree up?
>>204711321No, I will probably have a few jars and post here and might even do a few vocaroos.
>>204711314Why are you lying about me on the internet?
>>204711308haha oh well, at least things are worse now
>>204711326I dont put up any decorations because its just me
>>204711096it's true. im an addict. apparently they will text me when its activated in the morning so ill use my old modem till i get up
>>204711326NEVER, fucking hate it all
might learn to sing
2 weeks til Kiev gets glassed
>>204711330Spent mine with my family just gone and had a takeaway. You asked your mum for anything?
rorke bruv what is you doing
mental that are elon has the gall to say twitter is free of bots nowgo on any big news outlet's tweets and it's indians and pakistanis everywhere talking like some AI very very obnoxious
>>204711090>Acaster dated the English comedian Louise Ford until 2013; she subsequently began dating Rowan Atkinson.cucked by mr bean
>>204711374Get a go on Jeffrey are chesney lad
30th birthday next year and im going on a trip with my mum and dad
>>204711386wheezing
>>204711336>>204711363Assalamualikoum akhis
>>204711308cant see whats funny about that
love my gfs big brown eyes
>>204711391Switzerland I take it?
>>204711412No mate im not a tarq
Crazy to think that as a DoD civilian I have better job security than most people in the actual armed forcesWhy even sign up at that point
thoughts on tavern style pizza?
>>204711420Maybe when you're older
>>204711412this post depressed me for some reasonjust like a genuine punch in the gutno 'chon post has ever had an effect on me like that before
>>204711408love em too haha xx just kidding mate, we have fun here xx
>>204711427looks like roman style pizza
>>204711427Rorke done a poo on every little slice
>>204711424government jobs (excl like the State Dept) in general are S-tier in terms of job security
The Iranian regime fully supports trans people.Any Iranian can get a legal gender change. The state will provide 50% of the money towards any medical treatment or surgery a trans person wants to get.Meanwhile, gays get executed via hanging.Why are they like this???
>>204711438Yeah that was a bit nasty of himHope aussielad has a good time with his mum and dad
LETS GO IT'S WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAY
Put far too much salt on my dinner and now I have heart pains haha what am I like x
Adolf hitler chose me to lead the revolution
>>204711386>Ford ended her relationship with comedian James Acaster in order to be with AtkinsonImagine losing your girlfriend to a guy who is much older than you and can actually make people laugh without even speaking.
>>204711489Tis the season
Just gonna let that post hang like the bad fart it is...
>>204711467but anon, it's 4:14 pm on Tuesday
>>204711462read the story about itThe Ayatollah (the one preceding this current nigga) two years before he died had some trannard come up to him and he was so touched by his story he just said trannys are legal via fatwaand nobody has questioned it sincehomosexual men are actually pressured into becoming trannies so the death penalty can be avoided
And theres the self reply
>>204711503>west coastI hate you niggas
had fun dancing with a russian twink at the xiu xiu gig
>>204711271yeah it's been everywhere
>>204711507Yeah it's true. If you're a gay in Iran, the state gives you 3 options:Transition, exile, or death.
Why can you eat pigs but you can't eat cats when pigs are smarter than cats. They have more neurons in their forebrain
Any blind pew man in
>>204711564Some people are born without a sense of humour as well
>>204711564*smashes your stupid face to bits with a mattock*
>>204711390met Chesney once. the actor. it was about 4 years ago i worked at SCS. a little ginger lad with a fit gf came in and browsed the sofas and carpets. they were polite. i told them about the budget options and deals for carpets. they looked around and left. then a colleague ran over to me and told me it was Chesney from Coronation street and he was driving some expensive range rover and wearing designer gear but i hadnt noticed. didnt recognise him. i was a terrible salesman. but they seemed nice.
>>204711563cat doesn't look tasty, pig does
>>204711607Great anecdote, thanks for sharing.
>>204711564if you are born a human you are a human.
Pretty good
>>204711564Depends entirely on your definition of the terms.Legally, socially, you can entirely change your gender.Biologically there's some aspects you can change and some you can't.You will never ever have ovaries or be AFAB however, no matter how unfair or cruel the world may be for making that impossible.
Im non binary androgynous so i was born without a gender i was however assigned a gender at birth to reflect the sexual reproductive organs i was born with
>>204711645Hmm? What's this
Yeah I like the yank women more. They have kind of a "natural beauty" to them. British women mostly come off like a bunch of costumes with clown makeup
How's the weed at Britain?
>>204711654Why are most abos white with blonde hair and blue eyes?In a decade or two the average aboriginal will be whiter than the average Australian.
>>204711661Openguessr
>>204711614I don't even know if more neurons in the forebrain means smarter even though people a lot of the time say it is related to being smarter, is a horse smarter than a collie? so maybe it's encephalisation quotient mixed with forebrain size or something else entirely or maybe it's true. Still, it could be true that pigs are smarter than cats.
I really want to go to Moscow.
>>204711671
>>204711620no probs pal. my gran was well impressed when i told her. she used to watch coronation street back in the days but she stopped watching when they aired a gay kiss
>>204711645gonna be driving through Tennessee next month. outside of Nashville and the Smoky Mountains it's a shithole
>>204711711Then go ya dumb cooze?
I had a willy at birth so I was assigned male and continue to be male to this day and still have my willy :)
He's afraid to post.Posts these british e-girls for absolutely no reason at all hours of the day and then I show up and radio silence. You won't do it
>>204711691Possibly could be 1/1000000thBut they do seem to get bleached very quicklyKnew a lad who had pretty fair skin light hair cant remember what his eyes were like but his mum was full on black abo
Sneedville is a real place in Tennessee and they sell Moonshine Thick Burgers
err
>>204711724The Smoky Mtns are a shithole? Noooooo
>>204711742???
>>204711770no i was saying they're one of the state's vanishingly few redeeming qualities
>>204711759Holy SOVL
>>204711782Hes larping as emmet pbuh
Just drank vodka again for the first time in yearsCan't believe people consume this for fun
>>204711785Oh ok misread your post
>>204711564Cycling through the gimmicks again adam?
>>204711806Vodka is lush. Especilly after being freezer chilled.
>>204711759thickburgers are peng greasy goodness
Charbroiled Thickburgers
>[deleted]
I heard Tennesee and Kentucky were the heart of American sovl
>>204711824How are they different to normal burgers? Just thicker and greasier?
How will you lads commemorate on December 8th?
>>204711887Commemorate what?
>>204711851That would be mississippi
enjoying these random peng places, not very good at the game
Crazy how these areas exist, country sized areas that are just these fields and roads in a grid pattern everywhere
>>204711897Yanks murdering John Lennon.
>>204711910Denver is actually a very large major city
bit of a takeaway merchant me, Not good that but money is no object
>>204711851they're home to some of the best natural beauty in the country as well as the most dogbrained trailer trash mongoloids on earth. if you can tolerate the latter they're great places
>>204711924Denver is peng
neck is killing methats old age for you
>>204711873yeah they're also charbroiled (as opposed to grilled) which really does improve the taste imo
>>204711924larger than Manchester? i doubt it
Got a belter of a post for the new
>>204711910grew up about 100 miles from there. some people out in the rural areas of America are just completely divorced from society and consensus reality. some of them probably still think Bush is president
>>204711983>>204711983>>204711983>>204711983.
>>204711990can't wait, think I'll get supper done so I can enjoy it with a meal
2 lads are currently locked in a race against time to be the first to get their new up
Went to America when I was like 7 years old, spent a week in Florida.1 day at Disney proper, 1 Day at the Disney water park, 1 day at Universal, 1 day driving around and seeing cool stuff in central Florida and eating at a Wendy's, 2 days trapped inside due to a tropic storm.
