Gentlemen!
>>204715957SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
its not that big m8. fuck off
this was a bit sus
You dropped this, king
I don't like the dr weird skits at the start of aqua teens, they're really not that funny
i 'might' be watching gay porn
croissants actually come from viennaas do danish pastries which is why, funnnily enough, they are called, weiner bread in denmark, weiner just meaning "from vienna". same as thr hotdog.
incidentally just looked up and even says vieneesoirie on croissant wikipedia pavemy powers of deduction are exemplary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB3dZ_33pZU
Sir Genocide Enabler
>>204716120hate when some whore climbs into my excavator bucket
What's the state of your pubes?Trimmed? Shaved bare? Full bush? Styled somehow?What's your preference for female pubes?
>>204716166Full bush, full bush
>>204716166I just trim mine and quite like something tidy on a woman rather than fully shaved
wailing a poo
n iate higgers
i deserve to have been born rich
organizing my life
the thing that irks me most about the yanks here is they remind me of me when i was about 17-21
>>204716235ktim >>204716232ktim>>204716194ktim
>>204716235she looks like she's about to sell me some new agey course on energy healing and crystals
Niggardly chiggers jigging with wiggers in Niger.
>>204716245back when you last had mates and gf and felt joy in your heart probably
>>204716251
>>204716256no back when i was an annoying little shit trying to establish an identity for myself and being an obnoxious cringecase in the process
>>204716251>>204716261
sucking a can of michelob ultra
>>204716279and then i found myself by sucking a black cocki’m trans btw
>>204716308on a week night? Scandalous
The road from Capitalism to Communism, according the the Chinese government.They considered themselves to be in the second stage - "the primary stage of socialism".According the the Chinese government, they entered that stage in 1997, and expect to reach stage 3 - intermediate stage of socialism - by 2100 AD.
eating poo
sucking a poo
gonna be so epic when I make it big and drive a nice car and have a nice cute gf
might go smoke some more before ...well, ...you know
Sir Cornlaw Repeeler
smoking a poo
>>204716333pic rel is me this morning, we've had that dogshit weather where the snow sort of melted then froze again so driving to work will be a fucking nightmare today
>>204716335Smoke more meth? Before you jerk off so hard you friction burn your cock?Yeah sounds like a plan haha x
Do you reckon you could build a mud hut style house, but made out of poo?
>>204716337
Little goblin fella is smashing all the pots and pans downstairs But second I go down to tell him off, he makes himself invisible Absolute nuisance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8axGMUgh70
>>204716362Grow up
>>204716406What is life without joy?
>>204716362did this last night
>>204716415Shit
>>204716406fuck off>>204716362probably with some sort of binder material like straw or hay, my poos tend to be fairly sticky so I'd need something added to firm them up x
just picked quite the bogey lads
Love the brown gyals
>>204716448Scarface?
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
150 years ago nobody could imagine the world would be like this Let alone someone from 1000, 2000, 10,000 years agoWould be mental to show them the modern world
>>204716473do you think people who thought about the future of the internet would envision a sperg from kentucky spamming about farts from a now old actress and a deranged neet who plays personalities all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khHruqAlaao
mental illnesshttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/are%20Emma.jpg/page/9/
>>204716492It's impossible to forsee that.We have no idea what the world will be like 100 years from now.
>>204716486the blacks always pick pocketing the fallen is such a hilarious occurrence
>>204716505first post is from 20177 years of that shit everyday
/brit/ not /yank/
It's -4C outside lads (24.8F for our American friends)No heating on, air in my room is very cold
>>204715957FOY
I'm on 120,000 GBP (good boy points) a year from mumberg
>>204716539Please don't bunch me in with these idiots.
>>204716576I want to hear you beg
i'm welsh
>>204716586I'm begging you, please.
>>204716610We all have our faults
What's to stop an American just illegally crossing the border into Canada?
creeper? aw man
got to set off early for toil
Never do evil things.Only so good things.
>>204716636umm border checkpoints? unless you mean we walk there LMAO
basedat em lads
>>204716636Hard to drive our motorscooters through the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ9xtQJtM-U
got KKK on my captcha
The problem with the Labour right dedicating several years to encouraging the British media to call any basic democratic socialism “dangerous extremism!!!!!!11” is that they might just do it to you when you try and get rich people to pay a tiny bit more inheritance tax.
crying and screaming for help as a poo inches closer to me, lashing at it with my belt to keep it away, but it backs off a little less each time
might be a lasagne for tea and an apple and berry crumble for pud
>>204716841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94SGtTH3aFM
luh zag nee
hate my life
i have been permanently drunk for about 5 years
Off to bed, back to the grind tomorrow. 22 days left of toil before I move on to the promised land, Portland.
Where does one go to meet midgets
won't poo take we to wanky town
Love having a rest while Brucey reads me tales of horrific murders on casefile
how did the pajeet fella from harold and kumar get a job working for obama? i don't see how the skills are transferrable
have to walk through a park to get to toil where a bunch of junkies have recently set up a tent city, always feel like i'm going to get mugged when i walk through there now
https://youtu.be/ORey8ZYyaQU?si=406vvgMrKEW_wGd6&t=213
>>204717055this is what we yanks call a target rich environment
back in the middle ages pirates/muslims took slaves whenever they pleased, because the common man didn't have a swordmental to think that even today most men are unarmed, and some junkies in a tent city can make them their sex slaves
sleep schedule is fucked
might get back in shape and become a male stripper
Imagine her shitting in your mouth. Open wide! Yum!
Would love to punt Moo Deng over a rugby postSend that stupid fat cunt hippo flying
just learned that most private investigators are not former cops, surprising!
>>204717235nosey weirdos?
>>204717207gross, she's 16 years my senior
>>204717245yes which is what attracts me to the profession, my experience stalking women
Alri lads
>>204717262She's 2 years my...er...junior.
>For several months, Paul refused to talk to the BBC about our investigation. Then he appeared to relent, inviting us to interview him at his gym in Puerto Rico.>However, when our crew arrived, a Logan Paul lookalike turned up in the YouTuber’s place, shortly followed by a crowd shouting abuse about the BBC.
Will russia or china rule the world after the west dies
>>204717307do you really have 50+ earthquakes a day? i was planning on moving to new zealand when i give up on life and go off-grid but i think i'd rather stay here and take my chances with the brown snakes than deal with the planet trying to shrug me off all day
>>204717356brazil is a superpower in waiting
>>204717356The actual GDP of China is perhaps 40% less than what's stated. I've heard a really compelling and experienced macro light expert saying it's less than half of the stated GDP. It’s a paper tiger. Russia will be the only superpower in the world in the near future.
>>204717360You don't feel 99.99% of earthquakesthen like once every couple months there is a shake so insignificant people ask each other "did you feel that?" to confirm that it actually happenedmaybe once a year you might get something enough to move small objects a couple centimeters
>>204717346sorry I didn't mean to disrespectful, do you know "I dream of jeannie"? cute actress from your time there too
rorke
the bloke who played gimli in lotr is 6'1 in real life, and is taller than the blokes who played legolas and aragorn
imagine if we lived on earth but with no large bodies of waterwould be mad, could hike to europe if i wanted to
>>204717521with global warning going the way it is you won't even be able to hike to florida in a few years
Starting to think China gets an unnecessary amount of hate unironically I feel like their greatest sin is the uighurs thing but the west rubs shoulders with worse so why the hypocrisy?
>>204717539what's the globe warning me about
>>204717544holden
>>204717554
cannot cope with life, my IQ is simply too high
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/teens-armed-with-swords-allegedly-attack-convenience-store-worker-in-melbournes-cbd/news-story/fbba4b38eff8b3c8cd5f4fdba6e14ebcWe UK now.
>>204717544Funny how you don't hear "Free Tibet" or "Free Hong Kong" anymoreMongs really went out protesting in western countries and thought that would do somethingCCP literally just didn't care and then after a while it all stoppedI don't understand why western governments dont do this, you don't need to try and fight back or disprove their claims or debate them or compromiseliterally just ignore them and they'll get bored and give up
>>204717633ok go to china and start yelling free tibet and free hong kong and see what happens im sure you'll be fine since they just dont care
dole just rolled in, time to go and get some 'roin
>>204717661I said in western countries
mental how we're running out of helium despite it being the second-most common element in the universe
>>204717356India
>>204717686they dont have the resources to actually deal with it in western countries by any meaningful metric they stopped merely because of coincidence
Old man gave me that laptop I was in Grade 7.Seen a lot of action. 3 GB RAM.Firewall - always off.
right I'm off to bury st edmunds
They stopped because since 2019 when #Free ching chong was thing, we've had countless shit storms
2019 was 5 years ago2015 was 9 years ago2009 was 15 years ago2005 was 19 years ago1999 was 25 years ago
>>204717777ya i no
lost my virginity on the 27th of december, 2019
>>204717777I recognize your consecutive 7s.
arse been so itchy lately lad help
>>204717800how long did it take for the guy to cum? heh heh
needed to do things today but it's too cold and windy
>>204717819reckon chrissy was actually wearing a wire on the night he died
>>204717815You've not wiped enough. You need to go to the bathroom and wipe again.
>>204717777I do not like chinese devil demons tormenting animalsso fuck off and die faggot
>Germans make up 0.4% (1,600) of Kaliningrad
might join the mafia, anyone under 50 gets called "kid" in there, i just cannot let go of my youth
>>204717840no it's incorrectI am fastidiously clean when it comes to my anusadditionally when it does itch I do wipe with paper as I would never scratch the area with bare fingernails and there is never anything visible on the paperso you are quite wrong
I would fill my entire friend group with Bazes, Barrys, and Bufords if I lived in the UKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8yudZEClPg
the oldest zoomers are 27 and the youngest boomers are 60
>>204717905Gonna bait a bunch of /pol/tards into quoting Birmingham demographics and shit
>>204717923No you're not chud, not if I have anything to say about it
i was skipped ahead 2 years in school but i dropped out during year 11 (aged 14) and have been neet ever since
Seriously who's Unc is this I love him so much https://youtu.be/87emFd71Ed4FLAupMfLWhsKpYaQ&t=129
>>204717841Animals dont have souls stop being a pussy
looked out of the window and everything is covered in snow
>>204717991christmas is coming to russia
>>204717991Lets swap places
>>204717991Such is the way of life in Russia during the month of July.
>>204717980neither do we, you're being an intellectual pussy because you can't admit that
ordering a chinky for tea x
Im going in Sibay quarry and nobody can stop me :>
lads 0 degres this is not oneven with the heaitng on im freexing
>>204717862mafia sounds like the most retarded organised crime concept. imagine having to constantly pay your boss just to stay in your rank. it's basically battle pass
>british niggas be like it's 17 degrees today which is too warm
Bloody 8 degrees outside. Snow on the morrow. Christmas is coming.
Good morning channers
>>204718049It helps that historically it was for desperate people willing to do almost anything for a living
>>204718069
I have become such a Britaboo this past year or so. I NEED a visa.
>>204718074well good morning
>>204718167Do not come.
>>204716049Are TV loicense niggas actually legitimate here or are they just blowing hot air like Reddit says
might move to a random small town in ireland and become the town drunk there
>>204718167just go to somalia if you want the real african experience
>>204717980you project your soullessness onto everything you seethis is one of the many reasons we don't need you here
might commit honourable suicide
>>204718217There’s more Somalians and Africans in America though
>>204718247there are* paki
i hate time, i want to be a kid and live in 2004 forever
>>204718247They're called Somalis you wanker
well i'm not paralyyysed but i seem to be struck be you
>>204718268samethat was the last year I was happy
>>204718268>>204718297i bet whoever was making those sunglasses that had 200X as the design with the two 0s in the middle as the eyes were spewing when 2010 rolled around
got on the train just as an indian walked off it, that was 5 mins ago and the whole carriage still smells kek
>>204718167I'm Black.My parents were born in the UK.My grandparents were born there.My great grandparents came there from Africa to fight for Britain in Europe during WW2.I'm more British than you.
>>204718268>2004>i say don't you know, you say you don't know, i say.... take me out!>sir, hold my pie. sir, hold it or wear it!>giving the covenant back their bomb
>>204718332lol he takes a train cute
>>204718263>>204718280Hmm nice retort you fat mongs
Lambasting a poo
>>204718285fucken CHOON miss when every youtube video in the 2000s used that as background music
*urinates on the thread*
>>204718359don't know what you're talking about, all i remember from 2004 is bionicles, beyblades, yugioh, and that garfield movie
>>204718388cope on mahmoud
>>204718382just because you might live in an area with shite public transport doesn't mean we all do lad
I'm not familiar with the kind of thing I'm seeing
>>204718431Calm down Jose, no need to stress out over the fact that there are more third worlders in your shithole
>>204718433I drive my truck and work for myself I don’t work for a salary or a wage. I work in terms of profits.Keep toiling on little buddy. Make sure to enjoy your annual leave this year :)
wish yanks wouldn't format their dates as month/day/year, all it does is create confusion with the rest of the world, and it makes no sensei understand it being too much of an adjustment to convert to the metric system, but surely at least this date formatting wouldn't be too hard
I hate all Americans
>>204718485I prefer the Japanese year/month/date
>>204718476was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt at first but now i see you're just a smelly autist baiting for pity responsesi bid you good day sir x
aussie hours are the best
>>204718507fine, that would still create less confusion than your current format
>>204718499youre american
>>204718571mrrrp mrrp mrrow meow :3
>>204718571yeah? i didn't say i love myself did i
Actually for me, its iso8601
any of you lads ever had an sti? closest i came was when i was messing about with a lad and ended up rimming him. normally there isn’t a taste to arse juice but this had an odd one and was sick for days after so must have been a cheeky gastronomical infection
cwisps
>>204718621bradleying at this
>>204718617had thrush a couple of times if that counts. grim knowing I got it cos that fanny has had loads of different spunk in it in a short space of time
It's -3 yet the schoolgirls still have their legs out
Vile topic of conversation just now
Wish the schoolboys had bums out
just got my legs out for the boys
>>204718682Nigga...
>>204718682Alri father
>>204718705come on here lad >>204717511 janny's asleep
>>204718682gay, and noncey too i suppose
Let me tell you about my ancestry
need a teenage gf (i am 30)
let me tell you the history of my ant colony
eating a chupa chup with my arsehole
Can we all take a second to appreciate how my poor foot must feel
so not only will ziliennials have to suffer through multiple economic crisis', pandemics, culture war, race war and class war, but also nuclear fallout soon to come. truly born at the worst fucking time in the worst fucking timeline.
How come asians never really developed a strong rap or musical scene like black immigrants?Black Britons formed an entire subculture of rap, drill and grime in the UK most likely out of people trying to find something to identify with and communicate their struggles and life.Asians in Anglo countries like America or Australia really didn’t do the same. I can’t think of anything where they helped shape the culture.
US embassy in Kyiv shuts over anticipated air attack
what a blessed mercy it is that we don't have tastebuds in our colon like how we do in our mouths
possible promotion on offer in toil £5-7k a year more but would mean a relocation to Blackpool
several yellowjackets have appeared in the house in the past week, there must be a hive in the walls. grim.
rorkes creps
>>204718780nothing will happennothing EVER HAPPENS
>>204718782chinky rap is a big thing within china, but as with all things they keep it insular and we don't really hear much about it
"Joe browns shoes (as always!)"Is she hoping people will just magically forget that she's spent the past 48 years clomping around in real leather Docs?
>>204718782they don't really do anything they just sort of mill about in shopping centres and buy bubble tea
>>204718792depends on what you're earning now and more importantly where you're already locatedif that's more than a 5% raise and you already live in the north then i say definitely go for it
fwarking freezing this morning innit
go back to sleep
>>204718584>>204718591
When’s something going to happen?
>>204718804i wear these when i go into the cleanroom
>>204718808Yeah but that’s in chynuh >>204718819If you’re working in sydney for a white collar profession theres a high chance that you’ll be working with or besides an asian individual at some point. I’m talking about diaspora born here not even fob immigrants. Consultants, construction staff, doctors etcMeanwhile I’ve never worked with a islander for a job that isn’t in a warehouse as a contrast
sticking my finger up my chaps eye
got the windows open to clear the condensation
>>204718900careful lad you'll resize your willy hole and you wont be able to hold your wee in anymore
Got my big coat on today :)
>>204718936*have
Didn't go into toil, too cold
>>204718671cold thighs
>>204718944have what :)
>>204718945don't recall asking for a weather report
>>204718934i'm an alcoholic, i already can't hold my wee in anymore
>>204718899On the other hand, I can’t think of any asian-australian athletes bar kyrgios I guess Meanwhile I can already namedrop a few sudo athletes from here
>>204718945will be moseying in at 1030 mewill claim the roads were icy so i had to drive slow
Might start wearing a nappy for my weeing convenience
Tights and that
>>204718957sex
>>204719026haha done me :)
>>204718921Windowbergs have been soaking these last few daysReally not good. Dehumidifier on today
my hairline is going the way of big dave
Was the Irish diaspora poster correct?
>>204718720we can talk about whatever in discord if you want
>>204719091lucky mine is just disintegrating not receeding it's vanishing from the middle outwards
>>204719134add
>>204719162streetfog_62448
>>204719174errrr
pale tings getting dropped off by the goons
Why do people like Trump again
Where is everyone
>>204719280Dun worry about it x
>>204719263they make a funny noise as they come out and the smell makes people react
>>204719179?
>>204719299KYS you literal fart fetishist
looks like the nuclear winter has already happened
the snow is already melting
Any i-shave-my-bum-and-get-the-hole-waxed man in?
are the normalfags going through a bios update or something? what the hell's going on
>>204719420?
>>204719443????
Having a play-around with LM Studio..... >_>
I'm not gay
might eat a cold chicken burger for brekky. Oh it not lush but it's convenient
Weathers a bit mental
>>204719508Heat it under the grill
>>204719527dont want to get out of my warm chair set up 2bh
i drove drunk and unlicenced every day for 4 years
I thought The Troubles was an absolute non-stop bloodbath but looking it up now hardly anyone died3500 over 30 odd years
>>204719524should probably put your phone down then
>>204719553that's still one every few days
wish i were rich so i could buy a new liver
>>2047196061 death every few days among a population of ~50 million isn't too badBougainville has a population of 300,000 and they lost 15,000-20,000 in their conflict, which only last 9 and a bit years
3 years expired phenibut for breakkie
>>204719691level up to the ritalin
>>204719641me when I steal fire from Mount Olympus
>>204719684yeah but they're black people, they fight viciously and often to friendly fire because they're so pooly-trained
>>204719697cant buy ritalin off google and phenibut has a different action anyway
bought some phenibut back when it was legal here and it literally did nothing even when i took shitloads of it, overrated nootropic
>>204719725buying phenibut from some backwater indian lab. not good
Vic Reeves got to be up there as one of the unfunniest comedians around. Maybe worse than Phil JupitusMad how his comedy partner Bob Mortimer manages to be one of the better ones
NEW>>204719787>>204719787>>204719787
Bodyberg's very demanding today, had me go to the toilet for pooing twice so far
>>204719720Imagine 20k dying from a population of 300k, 1 in 15that's mentaland it's also all taking place on some tiny island, so you couldn't like "Oh that's happening in some other part of the country" since all the other parts are only a few dozen kms away
