I'm 27 with a okay paying job, educated with a uni degree.
No friends. No gf. No social life. Never been to a party or a date. I have literally no-one to randomly call up for a chat.

Is my situation irreparable?

Cold today innit? Wonder why that is

>>204719799
obviously not
literally just get a few hobbies retard, and/or grindmax and make as much money as possible. this website rots people’s minds jfc, an “irreparable situation” is when you’re $100k in debt, have a crippling ice addiction, and are facing jail time. not “tfw no social life”

>>204719841
ye but at least then you've had sex and the joys of sleeping skin to skin with a woman

>>204719799
just get on a dating app and stop giving a shit, loads of women dont care how shit your social life is or if you have no friends, especially if you have the rest of your shit together
at some point you just have to stop giving a shit and overcoming your anxieties and at 27 i suggest you do that now like a flick of a switch

>>204719841
I unironically have 100k in HECS debt

I picked up judo and it's fun but it's not really a hobby where I feel like I'll make friends honestly

just join a club bro

>>204719882
>loads of women dont care how shit your social life is or if you have no friends, especially if you have the rest of your shit together
It's the opposite, women don't care what you look like as much as your life is yeah but not having a social life is a big red flag (at least for women) when it comes to "having the rest of your shit together"

I'll try mate

>>204719885
hecs isn’t quite the same, as you already know (though i will explain for the sake of our british cousins), you pay it back like a tax proportional to your income so it’s not like that will ever be an overwhelming burden.

had some of the best orgasms of my life on phenibut
honestly worth trying just for that 10x more powerful and prolonged than normal orgasm ;)

>>204719882
literally the opposite
women much prefer a fun shag than a "provider" especially at his age, not to mention there are countless "providers" they can string along if they so desire

>>204719799
>educated with a uni degree
the fact you thought this was worth including shows you're still a bit wet behind the ears
get some life experience worth talking about and you'll be far more attractive

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slipped on a small puddle of ice in front of some girls and heard them giggle at me

you are both wrong and i am speaking from experience but ok keep being a virgin and dont accept my help

>>204719909
Yeah but it can really play a big role if you're trying to get a house loan and weren't blessed with rich parents

I'm broke and a cunt but get plenty of shags because I'm 6'2 with a 8/10 face

>>204719907
the best advice i ever received on women is as follows:
the woman thing either happens or it doesn’t. it isn’t something that can be “forced,” and if you try by going out with whoever wants to, like some medium ugly bitch on a dating app who matched with you, all you’ll get is shit. the best thing to do is build up your career, fitness, hobbies etc, for their own sake, not just to find a woman, and in the process of doing so it’s quite likely (but never guaranteed) you’ll meet someone actually worth a damn. best of luck

>>204719962
I'm 6' 3" but my face is 1/10

>>204719949
Of course. But my point is it’s not like the mafia is going to shoot you in the face for failing to pay the money you owe that you took out to finance a drug addiction, which is what an actual “irreparable situation” looks like.

>>204720006
okay but what if i don't want years of loneliness in the pursuit of something that may never come?
surely a few imperfect relationships is better than this?

>>204719962
Most girls like guys who have nice personalities. Doesn't matter how ugly you are.

scared to death of dying alone

>>204720007
shagger

>>204720045
LOL

>>204720063
I honestly think no vag turned me gay and a bit mental. I don't even look at girls anymore, just guy's bums.

>>204720066
It's true.

>>204720052
at least u're dead then
it's living alone that's scaring (and traumatising) me

>>204720045
lol get a load of freddie friendzone over here

>>204720044
you missed the “for their own sake” part. as someone who has, in fact, had a few imperfect relationships, i assure you that in retrospect I much rather would have put the time, effort, and money into building up my own life and prospects, so I can actually attract a woman who is worth the time. And even if I never do, in 20 years I would much rather be a financially successful, fit, attractive 45 year old bachelor, than a broke divorced moron who has to deal with child support and trying to raise children in a broken home.

>>204719962
least deluded brit poster
>>204720045
actual least deluded brit poster

>>204720107
>>204720121
I'm actually very good looking myself, I just have a horrible, anti-social personality. Big no-go for the girls.

It's sad that your brain has been infested with pro-incel propaganda.

*changes the /brit/ background music from easy-listening coffee shop jazz to wall to wall christmas tunes*

God I hate hate HATE the language that businesses use, no you are not PASSIONATE about DEVELOPING RESOURCES, you are in it to make quick dosh

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rorke's drip

>>204720006
Thanks for the advice mate.
And I don't want to sound like a negative nancy, honest to god I'm trying to be better, but the advice about this is all over the place. Some people (like you) say to focus on yourself and it'll happen naturally. Other people say to actively try and that a girl won't just fall eaglespread on your bed.

>>204720035
True, blessed in that way

>>204720052
I have multiple fears.

My currently biggest fear is that I do find someone and that my years of loneliness will cause me to overinvest myself into her while she's not so invested in me. And then she breaks up with me.

>>204720142
*drives a truck through it*

I'm ugly and autistic and only 1 girl talks to me

>>204720118
Okay but I think there's a happy medium somewhere

>>204720160
Try running dread game and do a couple IOI's

>>204720131
least deluded brit poster

>>204720151
No problem, as I said I wish you all the best.
>>204720161
Of course, the happy medium is to meet someone in the process of making yourself successful, and the kind of person you meet doing so is much more likely to be someone actually worth marrying than some random slag on a dating app. While it’s quite likely that you will in fact meet someone while making yourself successful, it may not happen anyways, in which case I’d still rather be in the single as a successful 45 year old than divorced or in an unhappy marriage with some mediocre bitch as a mediocre 45 year old. Remember that divorce is quite common even for normies, half of all marriages end in divorce, and I’m sure many of the ones that don’t are unhappy.

>>204720245
You should always be smiling, works for me bro!

don't need a real gf when I have my asmr gf

what i dont get about the pua emotional abusive shit is isnt it such a turn off to get with a girl who is so low iq and damaged it works? let's be honest as well this only works for the munters who are already fucked and hence fall for it, or the super sluts who will shag you anyway without all this bullshit. the actual quality girls are never going to "fall" for it anyway.

>>204720146
We will communicate with key stakeholders in order to generate innovative market solutions

my father committed suicide so i am 3-5 times more likely to commit suicide myself than normal

>>204719799
>>204719945
>>204720052
>>204720045
>>204720160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEIy5PLcecg&ab_channel=ContentMachine

>>204720264
not often but you'd still be surprised

>>204720281
sorry to hear that bro stay strong

>>204720264
Just gentle neg and break rapport. Ez

>>204720289
would i though? would i actually

what happened with filly did austalia bail him

Working on my day game in /brit/. Demonstrating high value

>>204720283
ktim except i rejected her but later developed a crush on her and she came back to me like a boomerang after she'd been with several chads

*steps into christmas*

Gaming /brit/ any fellow gamers

All foreign embassies in the Ukraine have been evacuated because of airstrikes expected today

Please please please be WWIII

every town north of london is the north

>>204720342
I'm patiently waiting 6 hours for Stalker 2 to come out

good morning squad, how are you all doing today, any plans?

>>204719938
Aight rorke, what life experience is worth talking about?

Mental how boomers were the first godless generation and now they all end up in care homes surrounded by Africans

>>204720374
mind your own business

>>204720342
alri
cyberpunk or chivalry 2 are the games I'm usually playing

>>204720374
fuck off

your virginity is my business

>>204719907
>not having a social life is a big red flag
Literally just lie retard. When you're on a date talk about friends and hobbies and whatever you want that she seems into.
I'm a backpacker and I've reached a point where when I meet people (especially women) I just fucking lie about who I am and what I've done. They don't know anything about me. They'll never see me again after a couple days. So yeah I'm fucking superman and have biked the Himalayas and snuck aboard a shipping vessel for 3 weeks.

>>204720378
When you lost your leg in a trench during wwiii

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The GDP of Armenia and Georgia have doubled in the last 4 years

>>204720374
might do an incel trip to central london

>>204720381
that was for my fellow britishers, never >> you me again, cunt

>>204720393
people know you're lying but are too polite to say anything
most people can smell a bullshitter

>>204720364
>>204720387
No I mean people who practice the seduction game

>>204720416
super seducer? never played it

>>204720364
its out in 6 hours?

>>204720428
Not surprised you vf

>>204720408
can I come?

>>204720364
It's going to be a big pile of old poo. Sorry mate

>>204720416
played one or two of them pretty easy especialyl when you can just savestate the options
>>204720443
no inceldom = alone

https://www.gameglobal.net/glossary/

Memmorise them and you'll be a master in PUA

>>204720439
got all the achievements have you?
top shagger you are

got a new kind of covfefe today

>>204720409
i'm british

>>204720413
Rubbish, I’ve lied to every single girl I’ve ever shagged and have done 80 of them with not one (NOT ONE) fat girl. If you’re not cheating you’re not trying.

>>204720458
I was just a natural -,-

i'm like cum in human form

>>204720393
What if I actually want a relationship and don't want to lie about my depressing life for a nut

>>204720443
me when I visit a dominatrix

>>204720468
least deluded brit poster

>>204720468
>80
come off it

Irish election soon. Look forward to giving my first preference to the National Alliance, my second preference to the Irish Freedom Party, my third preference to Independent Ireland, and my fourth preference to Aontu.

>>204720431
6 hours yeah

>>204720449
maybe, maybe not. If it's basically just more of the same I'll be happy

>>204720413
>women sleep with me because they like my lies
They must be retarded

>>204720474
just a joke

>>204720504
he's lying about shagging the women

went for a poo but it turned out to just be a massive fart

imagine having to lie to get women
lol, lmao even
how utterly grim

>>204720491
not trolling you lad, was very active in my 20s

is it just me or did jesus christ die for the sins of mankind?

oh look, someone is pretending to be me again

one often wonders

>>204720519
Obviously they have to be there in the first place, so you’ve achieved that. You lie about details to tip the scales in your favour once you’ve got their attention.

oh look, someone is pretending to be me again

>>204720465
>i'm british
only jfs say that

>>204720558
lmao why would i need to lie
how much of a runt do you need to be to lie
ESPECIALLY if they find you physically agreeable enough to agree to a date in the first place
some of you just have 0 charisma

louis ck's daughters are of shagging age now, not sure i'd want to shag them given the stories i've heard about them

This season of Deadliest Catch:
Aids

Love it when /brit/ talks about women

>>204720587
Wrong, skillfull lying to seal the deal is good rizz

no. 1 pickup line; "i'll kill you if you don't have sex with me"

every person has an anti-doppelganger

someone whose traits are all the opposite of yours

mine is a black retarded lesbian in the middle of the indian ocean with a large penis who doesn't eat her own cum

you wouldn't download cum

COVFEFE COVVVVFEFE COVFEEEFEEEEEEEEEE

>>204720624
can confirm this one works every time

>>204720610
>he has to lie to seal the deal
lol, lmao even

>>204720624
Would probably be even better if you said you WILL kill her
Women love murderers
especially ones who murder women

>>204720660
my brain every morning when I wake up

>>204720678
How many people have you slept with because I feel like I’m talking to someone under qualified for this conversation

there is literally nothing wrong with having sex with animals

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New Zealand didn't get electricity until 1973

I did the dishes for 1 week when i was 16 and my dad let me get my nipples pierced

>>204720698
holy cope
i've got with hundreds of girls at this point

the new coffee is ok

>>204720624
https://youtu.be/rZATzlLT3LQ?feature=shared&t=46

had a big wank
thought i had a big poo coming but ended up barely squeezing out any
will have to try again soon

>>204720590
new york cronem are having their way with them x

>>204720501
I'm giving my vote to Independent Left and nobody else.

>>204720725
Shame you can't talk to people

>>204720727
got with? We’re not counting “got with” that’s stupid. I’m on 80 shagged, how about you?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D9v78Jb641Y

>>204720760
>he hasnt got with hundreds of girls even with his lies
lol, lmao even
what a pathetic specimen

there is no reason for "ireland" to have elections

never hear anyone say snog any more, lil niggas used to say lipsin

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>>204720760
0

>>204720770
“Got with” mate if you’re counting random songs with 6/10s in a nightclub my numbers dwarf yours. Why won’t you say how many girls you’ve successfully slept with?

>>204720760
shagged no body me

I want a Maori style tattoo but I'm not Maori. Is this cringe?

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>>204720789

>>204720802
cultural appropriation is not cool mate

me lungs got brown at campbelltown
and the hash made me shiver at hawkesbury river
yeah the bowl was bare at wooloware
but we had marijuana mania at sylvania

>>204720797
type of girl I get an instant crush on then slowly begin to realise she isn't that pretty

>>204720834
ktim, just looked at her other photos, that's by far her best

>>204720785
>needs to lie to pull girls
>convinced his "number" is higher than mine despite shirking every enquiry into it
yeah... think we got an incel here

>>204720851
link

>>204720802
>I want a Maori style tattoo
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YkqPLMM7Mk

>>204720874
Alright you’re just chatting shite aren’t you, if you’re such a big boy give me your insta and I’ll follow you and we’ll see who the bigger shagger is

>>204720802
as a 1/16th maori this is cultural appropriation and you should be ashamed of yourself you genocider

Liam Payne's funeral today lads. Shocked that Starmer hasn't given everyone the day off.

>>204720890
The power of the edit

>>204720887
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/842621048/#842628465

Limb Pain

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>>204720821
I don't care, but it genuinely sucks that most tattoos that actually look decent are Maori in origin.
I have no idea why those dogshit tattoos people get where they get scribbles on their arms became as popular as they did.

>>204720903
that's the first reasonable thing you've said all day. let's share handles. give me your email and i'll send you my handle. or we can both post it at say 10:35

want to live like wayne from wayne's world but he's just a character played by mike myers and i'm a real man in 2024 uk

no more mr. raped guy

>>204720889
>>204720918

>>204720960

>>204720960
even though tattoos have been a cutural norm for maoris for centuries their tattoos still look shit just like any other tattoo

>>204721012
rorke

>>204720984
Says a lot about Americans that they always assume the worse

>>204720501
>Foster pride in Irish heritage by reintroducing strong national history and civics components, teaching students about Ireland’s rich cultural heritage and its role in the modern world.

I swear to god "rich cultural heritage" might be the biggest no-meaning buzzword in the world. Not even being an ass, I've seen it used for almost every single ethnicity out there.

john key, you've got mail, aotearoa is not for sale

always cold, people in this house love to have the windows open

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Me tatting up the Aussie lad

>>204721067
why are there other people in your house

any lurdans in?

>>204721098
Can you go toyour gp for it? Is it fixable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciGHUyaPPfY

>>204721106
...prefer not to say

me nan affectionately calls me "womanfucker"

>>204721098
>>204721106
haha yeah made up words and that

>>204721121
Everyone's an economist

>>204721136
...bro
not like thgis

sir bobby gandalf

all polynesians are descendents of ancient chinks who got fat

>>204721090
I don't have a home.

heating's not working
weather went below zero last night, yet i had the best sleep i've had in weeks
mad being a descendant of vikings

What is the difference between "commercial" and "add"?

Māoris have the right idea about tattoos. If you’re going to ink your body it should at least look beautiful.

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when katy enters the traphouse x

>>204719799
>I have literally no-one to randomly call up for a chat.
There's always the pub

>>204721183
you sofa surfing, lad?
i've been there, it's horrible
i'm sure things will get better lad, keep your chin up

>>204719799
off to the pub with you ASAP

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>>204720960
It will be based if you do it the old way where they carved it in to their skin and then put some ink in
if you do it with a modern ink gun and just draw it on then it will be lame and cringe

>>204721212
>>204721217

by yourself?

why are radiator dials so impossible to deal with lads
never know whether the cunt's on or off

>>204720283
>all the people in the comments saying they relate

have to make a website from scratch but can't think of a good concept that'll get me employed

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>>204721243
You aren't going to get employed from creating a website.
And you aren't going to make much ad revenue from it if you use adsense.

>>204721232
yeah? people do that.

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CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

Alright lads. Decided I will allow myself to post here still because it is a form of entertainment and escapism for me. No doom blogposting though. Positive only from now on, every day we above ground a great day.
Didn't delete bumble and I'm glad because I'm talking to a girl on there and it's going really well actually. I'm thinking tonight I might ask if she wants to meet up for a walk and coffee at the weekend or something. Worst she can say is no

>>204721216
yeah, and I just had this house to myself for a week, was lovely. gotta sort my life out

>i'm not going to blog
>blogs anyway

>>204719799
learn to play bass guitar
it's the easiest instrument, after the harmonica
bands are always after bass guitarists because everyone wants to be the singer, or the lead guitar, or the drummer
bands are always after members who have a job because the rest of them are broke as fuck
once you're in a band you'll have women throwing themselves at you
the friendships you make from being in a band are especially strong as well, like being in a war with a lad or prison or whatnot

>>204721212
>>204721217
good lads

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Explore your perks with Shell GO+

>>204721288
You must've deleted where everyone asked mate x

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in less than 4 months i will be 30 and i've never had a girlfriend or a job

>>204721277
older people perhaps, but baby faced unsociable 26 year olds?

>>204721232
be the best version of yourself (at the pub)

>>204720802
very cringe

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So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>204721308
said i wasn't going to doom blog. positive blogging is good for me and everyone on brit
>>204721318
hahaha good joke mate ;)

>>204721196
Commercials are ads that are on TV or the radio

>>204721358
no blog is a postiive blog
I don't want to know the details and intricacies of your personal lives.

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>204721368
fuck off then?

>>204721391
stop blog posting then?

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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>204721288
good lad like the attitude
>>204721320
bloody get amongst it mate. Never too late but gotta give it a red hot crack of course. Off to the pub with you asap

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/

>no updates since october 7th

god i hope shes alright

>>204721400
general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
what else is a human supposed to post about except their own experiences with British culture?
either you want to post off-topic or you should go chat with wikipedia

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Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>204721427
Nobody's interested in hearing your defence of blog posting

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Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>204721364
Ok thanks.

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>>204721420
were it so easy

>>204720262
for me it's my hand

if you want to blog on, why not go to wordpress or twitter?

get the cum cummed

>>204721310
>once you're in a band you'll have women throwing themselves at you
find it hard to believe this flies in 2024 when countless normal people have bigger social media presences than bands

chicken salt ordered

>>204721489
because this is a mainstream anonymous website that gives a different experience to those unrelated sites and what you're calling "blogged" is just posting on-topic

>>204721500
get the people talked

corporations are black people

Spent 8 quid on chicken salt a couple of years ago at harvey nichols in edinburgh because some lads on here were banging on about it and when i tried it i didn't taste of anything haha ;)

>>204721485
love love LOVE Halo posting

this is like rosie o'donnell at a bisexual bridal shower

>>204721501
social media isn't real life
it might be real life adjacent, but a lad who's just coming off stage where he's played in a band has a better chance of finding a new gf than a lad sat in his room clicking on women's facebook profiles
but to be fair my experience of playing in a band was all the way back in the 90s and 00s so maybe you're right

>>204721557
foul stuff, hate aussies

my goodness, i've just woken up and my balls are awfully cummy

>>204721601
>facebook
ye you ouch of touch my g sliding into the dms on insta when you got 1,000 followers and baller pictures is gona do you way more than being in the band with 200 followers
>but to be fair my experience of playing in a band was all the way back in the 90s and 00s so maybe you're right
alri great grandpa

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The daughter of the first Maori king married a white guy

>>204721574
would you volunteer to become a spartan-IV?

Schoolgirls legs

how do people stay unemployed for years do you live with your parents? bet they fucking hate you

just realised 'love bites' is the worst show on telly vision

>>204721752
in the context of that point in universe (right after the human covenant war ends) probably, morale and spartan worship would be really high, you’d already have to be a decorated marine or odst or whatever anyway though

>>204721812
Had a relative who never worked a day in her life due to fake illnesses like bipolar and fibromyalgia

gay marriage is legal, but being gay isn't

Roommate did not go out today so I was confined in my bedroom for a long time, became quite agitated, I eventually ventured out to make myself a microwaved cheese sandwich for MOTD.

I head out, stick a couple slices of bread into the microwave, hear my roommate come out of his room, like he usually does to make some chatter, but today I am in no mode for it, I don’t care how nice he is or pretending to be, I don’t care anymore, I don’t want his approval, he fucked me over, I hope I make him feel uncomfortable. Wearing the usual disgusting “relaxation” clothes I always wear, making my simple disgusted meal, unshaven face.

I ask him in an uninterested voice “Everything going alright with you?” or some shit like that, he says he is fine, asks me what I am upto, I say coursework, messup the followup, trip up a bit, not sure what I wanted to say, but I don’t try to salvage it or carry on the conversation. I just wait for the microwave to ping, grab my shit and leave.

I t was very empowering, I think I might even grab a bite to eat next time his friends come over, make THEM feel uncomfortable and him embarrassed.

>>204721630
alri youngster :)
i think you underestimate how sexy women find lads who play on stage in a band, even a little local pub band
but why not do both?
if your instagram pics are of you playing in a band, surely that's more "bussin" as you kids say
and it'd be easier to get instagram followers if you're out there gigging in pubs twice a week
optimised skill stack innit

do u know de way

>>204721812
they think i'm schizophrenic and autistic, and maybe i am

Jon Sopel

>>204721868
Yes, but now you have this cringe reputation of being a band member

>>204721813
much prefer 'love bikes' me
the show about bicycles and how good they arrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

get the migrants checked into detention centres where they can be murdered at whim with minimal oversight like with amon goeth

grangle grangle

>>204721838
women aren't supposed to get a job
they're supposed to stay virgins, find a good husband, look after his house and raise his kids while he does a job
feminism destroyed western society, and not by accident

sucking off a coffee

>>204721812
it was valentines day sometime in the 2010s, i was idk somewhere in my early-mid 20s and living at home.
i wake up and as i come to the top of the stairs and hear my mother and father talking, i quickly realise it's about me so i linger. my father was saying something like "it's not natural, it's not right, for him to be here and not having a partner" before storming off
lol
so here i am 35 years old and still never had sex never been on a date never had a gf

>>204721850
empowering? you didn't do anything

mad how good the libertines and babyshambles were (are)
extremely extremely talented musicians who made fantastic, under-appreciated music. simply inconceivable that any band could come out with anything that good today

Becoming a gang member

love the name "dinklage", sounds like a perfect word for those last few drops of piss dripping from your willy after you do a wee

>>204721900
hashtag peng wheels

Becoming a grangle member

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>>204721965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYsIESNtUc

becoming a wanker

Wanking a member

wanking a becomer

bumbling a tug

coming a bee

>>204721965
few good songs but i never really 'got it'

Remember the Wankers

making an arrangement

>>204722044
It's just music, what is there to get

starting to feel the phenibut now

>>204719799
Mate, I'm 26 but a high school dropout. My life is the one that's irreversibly fucked.

whatever happened to the alt-right
i consider myself alt-rorke

more of an alt gr-right, me

>>204721897
>cringe reputation of being a band member
if your band is utter shit or playing rolf harris covers maybe
take it from an old timer
go to a pub, and instead of watching the band, watch the women watching the band

>>204722118
ktim but 29, currently in the process of turning my life around, it's not too late

>>204722141
No thanks

Are you a possessive lover?

it's times like this you can't help but wank your cum out

pashernate love

>>204722149
That's the way cobba :)

whenever i feel bad about my life i watch the fat cunts on my 600-lb life

patiently awaiting gay porn o clock

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The current Maori Queen is Catholic
bit weird, usually Maori are Anglican

why is the cum gone?

>>204722198
more of a passionate lover me

>>204722198
not really, i've always thought if a gf cheats on me that's her problem not mine

>>204722344
I eated it all omnomnom

>>204722366
give it back! shart it into my mouth you rascal

>>204722366
very gay

Hello, it's me, Manhack Matt!

made sure to get a gf with the same blood type as me in case we need to trade kidneys

>>204722307
>my 600-lb life
this will be me one day

am ama ama mama mamam am doing alright there me liiiiid

>>204722440
what's your cum type?

>>204722496
is that ai?

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yeah all nice and well but cronem gettin dey waves done

Used to be in a band myself. Tribute band thoughbeit
Bums N' Arses we were called.

ahhh lads bumble gf is absolutely all over me. i actually have really decent rizz over text.
just in person that the facade completely collapses but im not going to let that worry me anymore. can only try and if i fail i will try again

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>>204722527
mm that tight lil hole be on specialbuy x

cum beats piss every time

don't even get me started on shit

>>204722551
inb4 she ghosts you

>>204722618
Your preference for toothpaste alternatives?

>>204722149
what does ktim mean?

>>204722648
FONC

>>204722648
okay timothy

>>204722648

kill the indian man

>>204722648
'kay tim

girl was walkin 2skool 1day

>>204722700
was she fit?

what does nigger mean?

>>204722708
means they shag your mum

>>204722708
in australia we call them black cunts

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any autistic gamers?

Hello, I'm an autistic Irish man who has no friends and is very lonely. I like to play video games, I have lots of multiplayer games and no one to play with. here are some of the multiplayer games I play. dead by daylight, dead island 2, texas chainsaw, ghostbusters spirits unleashed, killer klowns, valorant, and foamstars for example. if there's any other autistic gamers, please contact me via instagram or discord. I'm tired of being alone and I'm tired of playing alone.

>>204722708
sneed

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7doNkP4gKy8

>>204722733
sad

all well and good but stepdad is still coming home x

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I've been stimming since I was 7 years old, now I am hench

But I really wanna change my stim, I've been hand flapping for about my whole life and its the only way i can calm down.

I used to do it 7 hours a day growing up, which explains why I'm built like hulk on top. Mind you I never work out arms, just this.

My back and shoulders are my biggest insecurity, I have larger traps and muscles than most men I see when I go to the gym.

I've never been diagnosed with autism, but I do think I'm on the spectrum & possibly adhd.

What do you guys think, does anyone else stim this hard?

>>204722733
Why's he not playing good games like Lost Odyssey on Xbox 360

last for poo?

drake please collab bro plzz

we all knew this would happen

Irish and Jamaican

are we not making the new then?

>>204723018
this is the last /brit/