I'm a little bird eating berries yum yum yum yum yum
rorke lost
Alri lads
>>204723065really glad i outgrew racism :)
sometimes i like pretending i have someone "with" mei show them things that i already know aboutthey usually have the same opinions about them that i do haha
https://youtu.be/hYECLfqjdnw?t=38
cleaned up the flatto for the man to come take photos of the placeshame about all the ugly furniture that belongs to the landlord really otherwise it might look quite comfy
fucks sake yank cunt, I said I was making the new, not on this
I didn't have my first kiss, first shag, first parties, etc. until I'd left to go universityI was a spotty autistic shut-in freak during secondary school and my parents pressured me into focusing on academics, so now I'm on £80k at 26... but I sometimes wish I could've just been a normie who shagged in their teens, dossing about, smoking drinking exploring, having the time of their life with their mates. Did it all in uni, but still.
What RIGHT Wingers get WRONG about the Allison Pearson Scandalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-KPUC1qtbw
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.
>>204723154lmfao
>>204723127moving out?
>do a spontaneous "dom" scenario for the first time, in which I call the FWB to come over and without warning take her to the couch, tell her to take off her pants, slap her bum, scold her, finger her, and fuck her>she asks afterwards whether I've "ever done anything like that before"I probably betrayed my inexperience
>>204723163yeahrentberg's selling the place and i have no desire to buy it
>>204723127let's cuddle on the sofa together ok
>>204723140>>204723092Thanks for posting but don't care at all
>>204723177getting your own place or remaining a rentcuck?
>rorke lost
>>204723056i like that>>204723127tell me about the guitarhow did you buy it?
>>204723202yeah rentcucking for the next 12 months at leasti start a new job in december so timing isn't the worst
Those are called Beautyberries. I have some growing outside my window. They are edible but don't taste very good.
>>204723195didn't ask incel
dr. roberts please call the page operator, dr. roberts please call the page operator
>A Metropolitan police officer is under criminal investigation for potential driving offences after a heavily pregnant woman and her unborn baby died following a collision with an unmarked police car in south-east London in October, the Independent Office for Police Conduct said.awful bastards
>>204723232I heard people make jam out of themin florida
https://youtu.be/6TZ8Ll8bthg
>>204723212that guitar was a gift for my 16th birthday
>>204723269>a heavily pregnant woman and her unborn baby died>her unborn baby diedbut it's just a clump of cells though, not a person
>>204723269>a heavily pregnant woman and her unborn baby died
>>204723273You can, they taste better when you cook them. They just aren't very sweet and are a bit bitter. Florida Coffee berries are about as plentiful and taste better imo.
https://youtu.be/Ojto6dDbeEk
got the heating on first time this year and it lushno more sitting in the cold because who am I trying to impress? no good for the mental health nope I will have it on as much as I want. Got plenty of savings to pay off octopus if i need to mental health comes first now
>>204723316whats it like knowing your eyeballs are going to be on fire for an eternity when you are burning in the lake of fire
ikea has zero nice coffee tables
>>204723269wahey local news
>>204723082so basically any country that defends itself against a Russian invasion is Hitler? That's how they actually see the world. If you defend against our imperialist invasion of your country then you're Hitler
>>204723322but are they a pretty purple color?
smoking a 'ly
>whats it like knowing your eyeballs are going to be on fire for an eternity when you are burning in the lake of fire
LONDON
oh my goodness she's started putting kisses on her texts!
>>204723348very little reason to seriously believe this shit and it's very american that you doan empire ran on hopes and dreams and it's running out of steam, no wonder so many of you still cling to religion
>Roller skater drags dog-walker, 88, to her death after getting caught on her leash
bravo merseyrail
im hitler you dildo licker
just drank wee
77 Percent of Dog Owners Fear Their Dog Will Eat Something They Shouldn't
T
actf ulrr daaa iiii omll
>>204723410The dog didn't really seem affected by it but the old woman fell and died. To be fair it was like a long invisible string
>>204723436i once drank a pint of my wee when i was very drunk.urine therapy and thatdoes anyone like german sectarian music not a catholichttps://youtu.be/LylCr-3BQBA?si=PCld058HHR_Uzg04
the scrandemic
>>204723512pengdo you WFH? Or neet?
one of my weirder exes just messaged me to say she's been fired again, because five different regular customers at the pub or wherever she worked complained about her in one night. She can't explain how but she said she was just bantering with themfive complaints
i genuinely don't even know what "cloves" arei know cloves of garlic, but people refer to "cloves" like it's a plant unto itselfdon't know what it looks like or what it's used for or what it comes from
>>204723523'''''w''''''fh
lovely white and bright outsidemight go for a jogule
>>204723528*cuts rope loose*
>>204723512bigger plate i beg you
>>204723538theres a spice called cloves that come from the clove treethey taste like old people smellyou know you can just use google right
>>204723538it's a very pungent tropical flower
>>204723538it's a spice you dumbo
>>204723538pop em in your rice may em smell nice
>>204723486getting their nails done next?
>>204723056Angela Rayner is pushed by Sky News
>>204723065>>204723083>>204723287>>204723486
>>204723361no they are pretty thoughthey taste faintly of melon
>>204723528are you southern by any chance?
>>204723538>but people refer to "cloves" like it's a plant unto itselfShall remain forever a mystery
>>204723353Well, if you see it historically...they are kind of right
I love clove gumlove itLOVE IT
>>204723538The phallus of the carnation
>>204723353The West has always hated Russia and Russians because they've successfully proven themselves as a strong, traditional, conservative alternative to the neoliberals and they despise them for it.
>>204723690no one liked russia pre-revolution either
>>204723608broke one of my teeth on one of these once, ended up needing a root canal
corr yeah alright
>>204723616interestingthey are prettyI'm assuming they have lots of caffeine in them?
>>204723690UK is worse now but used to be better
>At 16, she gave birth to her first son,[8] Ryan, with her 19-year-old boyfriend, Neil Batty. Recalling her experience of being a teenage mother on a council estate, she said that Ryan's birth "actually saved me from where I could have been, because I had a little person to look after."[75][76][77] When Ryan's partner had a daughter in November 2017, Rayner became a grandmother at age 37, giving herself the nickname "Grangela."[77][76]white 'culture'
>>204723719sounds like you have shit teeth
>>204723065yes thank u for posting this on the internet daughter
>>204723707The West didn't like Imperial Russia because they were strong and made them look weak.The West didn't like Soviet Russia because they were strong and made them look weak.The West didn't like the Russian Federation because they were strong and made them look weak.Nothing has changed.
>>204723690Do you know what "neoliberal" means?
>>204723752>mash:|>paki mash:O
>Neil Batty
photo man due here at half 12he'd better not be late
>>204723768nah bc they are pointy it wedged itself down between two teeth and did a micro crack which took a long time to rot completely
for me?250g egg whites1 medium egg5g butterpacket of frozen white ricesome soy saucethats the lunch
clove gum is perfect in the autumnon a chilly eveningclove gum clove cigarettes cinnamon gum a big warm coat and warm oriental perfumea little bit of bourbonperfect
>>204723761CORRRR
>>204723791Globohomo that support the current world order.I'm not even a chud. For context, I fully support abortion rights which is something retarded right-wingers get fixated on. If women want to kill their own babies then let them.
just lift and do nofap bro
Might base my entire personality around the courier from skyrim
>>204723755no they actually don't contain anyit gets its name because it apparently resembles a real coffee berry or somethingI have heard some people claim it has DMT though, not sure if does or how to extract it.Psychotria nervosa is the species.
anyone here do combat sports....the only one that isnt homo is ju jitsu imo, japanese. u can also legally own a sword but never use it hehe
>>204723856bit triggering that texts screenshot
>>204723887I do wrestling.
>>204723887once got into a fight while playing footy
>>204723847christian right wingers yeah. cus they think God is forming the mongol baby,its the perogative of retards to kill things usually
penis de milo
Global Homosexuality
>>204723953love it
>>204723847>Globohomo that support the current world order.No. It means the idea of "laissez faire, lessez passé" (allow the trade, allow the passing -of ships) , of classsical liberalism,rehashed for the late 70s and 80s as a means of deregulating labour laws and expanding markets. It was the right wing who was its staunchest champion. Thatcher is a prime figure associated with neoliberalism. Neoconservatives in the usa were neoliberals.
heating is not an issue in the bedroom because i've just been sleeping in full pjs with a jumper on never had the heating on at all last winter when the ex lived here because, joking aside, someone to warm you up during winter is a hugely under appreciated benefit of having a gf
Great Shitain
>>204724011love it
>>204723977The dismissive arrogance behind this post is why the rightwing hasn't had a victory in decades
>>204724011And Poorthern Direland
Sigh, guess it’s time to update the filters
being australian in a hot sunmy ancestors fought the law and the law won
>>204723978sleep naked with the window open medon't like being hot in bed simple as
mental howmad that
>>204723978foids are always cold they just sap your heat and energy
>>204723978Third world country
The United Wogdom
>>204724030lel
>>204724043The law always wins
>>204724043Doesn't fit with the measure
>>204724086what about trump?
>>204723913wrestling is actually good. seen a few videos of people suplexing an attacker to the concrete. in ju jitsu i learnt 1 suplex but mostly you reap or throw them then break something. luckily never had to use it tho
>>204724094me when I assemble an ikea flatpack with the mrs
>tfw under floor heating>tfw wood burning stove>tfw max cozing
>>204724109ever fancied starting a fight with someone in the wild so you can put your skills to the test?
>>204724101they had to let him win this time since the 2020 election was so obviously rigged they had to maintain the illusion of democracy
>>204724128probably get shanked where i live lol
>>204724101Always wins for the elite mind you
Just got woman in a boardroomed at work and told to "calm down"
>>204724158WELL? Are you calm?
when a cherry is red its ripe for pluckingwhen a girl is sixteen she is ripe for f...actually dont you lads worry about it
>>204724114Rich fucking cunt>>204724112How fit is the mrs.?
>>204724176I was a bit wound up and understandably soThey're sending me to Preston
i fancy a poo
Gone round to see mumberg and she's blasting heating at entirely unreasonable levels. Couldn't even sit in the front room I've had to go in the kitchen and open the back door
>>204724109Wrestling is very intense and it's kind of easy to injure yourself but very rewarding. Not something I would advise anybody to just get into unless they have experience with a similar kind of sport first.I took up training because I've been living in fear perpetually the past few years. No reason why mind you, I just feel like I'm going to have to fight for my life any day now. Life is good. I really wish we had guns.
>>204724196Depreston
>>204724109>luckily never had to use it tho
photo man still not herei'm gagging for a coffee but i don't want to create washing up
Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug
the £10k i put in to crypto in march is now worth...£6745pretty grim but consider at its lowest it was down to about £2.5kquite confident i will more than make my money back in the coming months
>>204724205yeah I often get too hot around your mum's placeforever using the back door an' all
Drinking cum out of my $100,000,000,000,000 penis
>when you show her your nob
Sir Fear Farmer>>204724213Kek
i'm a deep cummer
>>204724221Quite confident you shan't lol
paprikajust peng isn't it?
>>204724216that was me trying to be humble but I can see how it seemed as if I was showing compassion to an attacker. I meant I might actually lose the fight. tbf though we are all nerds cus we fight in pyjamas known as a gi and basically play with swords so yeah
>>204724270'Tis, 'tis 'ndeeeeed guvna'
parrots each other animals how to speak english
a cu tld frai raio aim il l
>>204724270nice on popcorn
>>204724264https://x.com/deepfillernyc
>>204724288Well, as long as you have clarified...I am glad we sorted that out.
Anyone got one of those dry herb vapes? Might get myself an Arizer Solo 2
Support farmers, remember no farmers no food, no farmers no beer dee lads
already on 8k steps today
>>204724346One of these men /brit/ would risk their lives to save. The other /brit/ would pay to see die.
raping? that's bang out of order
>>204724270Paprika, Chilli, Cayenne, Garlic powder, Onion powderchuck that on some chicken
scranning some wee
fucking hate programmer humour
I'd eat her cooch smegma.
haven't even bloody asked her out yet but im quite certain she will say yesand the mere thought of meeting her is making my heart race and feel dizzy time to man the hell up though. seriously what the worst that could happen. i sperg out and the date is a complete disaster. and? will she physically attack me? will i be harmed as a result of this? no. worst case i could literally just run away back to my car and drive away and block her
Good night gang. Got to get up for another great day tomorrow. Life is beautiful. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>204724430var whoAsked = PeopleWhoAsked[0];Error: Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
>>204724428if scran wee = ok nice
>>204724471love this energy hope you have a lovely sleep lad
>>204724502*pisses and shits*
>>204724475durr hurr hurr hurrand that's not even programmer humour that's codinggo read the api document
>>204724508ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ...
smegma is the fifth humourmy demeanour is decidedly smegmatic
>>204724502
>>204724469Good lad, this will have the incels on here fuming they just can’t comprehend this mindset
Incels be warned, there are scammers after your dole money! (your fake internet money will be fine)
The photo man is here but she's a woman
Got Mini Madness
>>204724540why does this guy look like he's about to kidnap your cat?
>>204724573because of the color of his skin
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732107197780668.webm
Got the gay porn on I’m afraid lads
>>204724567Why would you announce this to everyone?
britishers should not say "bro" or "yo""dude" was jarring enough
So anyway I met an escort twice. I was quite the horny young gent. Used to hike miles with a backpack and was a pretty horny geiser. The first one was epic but I came too early so kept going pretending i hadnt. she was a milf.second was this romanian girl who bounced ontop of me and didnt cum on my 6 incher I was really disappointed.waste of money but the only tinder matches i got was black women, gays and low iq people... im deffo on the spectrum but it was utterly heartbreaking.
might shove a newborn up my bum and then shit it out so i can know the joy of childbirth
>>204724604Tabloids pay decent money for the proper embarrassing stories
>>204724617>the only tinder matches i got was black women, gays and low iq peopleBetter than you deserve
Might go and get a Big Tasty and a Terrys choccy orange pie for lunch de lads
unlimited cum
>>204724649get a clue instead of eating that processed shite
Actually, it's not a bug, it's a feature
>>204724567What happened to his hand?Also what race is this creature?
Might get a McClue
>>204724649corrrrr might do the same haha
>>204724196bae?
McPoo
but in all seriousness, i do consume my own semen
I’m never ever going to be able to move out
wish i had enough money to pay a hitman to kill me
>get a clue instead of eating that processed shite
I'm not sure but I did download it
>>204724780Just pay a crackhead
>>204724780diegosian post
if i worked at maccies, id be stealing a lot of big tasty sauce wish theyd release it in the shops, baffling how heinz hasnt released a copycat
>>204724829Should have your hands cut off for stealing you
i promise to never say the nigger word
>>204724829Forbidden by the Heinz-McDonalds-Kraft cabal
Just creased my forces
>>204724829reckon you'd get sacked in no time. bet they watch their wagies like a hawk
Neoliberalism was right-wing in the 80s, but since the 2010s it's been left-wing
>>204724617>the only tinder matches i got was black women,were they fit?
>>204724649does maccas have big tasty now?? since when
>>204724733Nah contractor work
mcdonalds marketing team in full force itt
just had a lush teams call with a pajeeta consultant in denmark
>>204724872the definitions of ideologies don't change
She's done her photosJust doing her EPC now
42 POSTS THIS MORNING AND NOT A SINGLE YOU THATS GOT TO BE A WORLD RECORD
anyone do the weaver word ladder game?the fuck is this then?
>>204723065rorke (the dad) painting his granddaughters nails is not losing, plus youre a smeggy commmie virgin and hate white people. KYS because you cant change while rorke did, you loser
saw cute girl with blue hair in tescos today
>>204724882Pretty fit yeah but i'm a bit scared of black people. I struggle to socialise with my own people.
>>204724958poos
>>204724957with 4chanx you can give yourself as many you's as you want
got the radio x on
>>204724957How bad are you at posting loooool
>>204724957nah this is yanks everyday lives here, nothing special
>Palestinians are "facing diminishing conditions for survival" in parts of northern Gaza under siege by Israeli forces because virtually no aid has been delivered in 40 days, the UN has warned.>The UN said all its attempts to support the estimated 65,000 to 75,000 people in Beit Hanoun, Beit Lahia and Jabalia this month had been denied or impeded, forcing bakeries and kitchens to shut down.>Earlier this month, a UN-backed assessment said there was a strong likelihood that famine was imminent in areas of northern Gaza.Hahahahaha that's great news. I'm going to have two pasties
i'm a bit scared of black people ahahahahaaaa
>>20472498613% of the population 50% of the crimes
legalise sprinting at women at night
might buy a THIRD bowl for the flat
finally some good news hopefully a tour is on the cards
>>204725024where's the fun in that
>>204724998israel is a comically evil country
>Hahahahaha that's great news. I'm going to have two pasties
>>204725057bit disrespectful
>>204725057Miss the boysMade some very good tunes over the years
Just got three on one post so obviously not that bad dickhead
died in a dream earlier but didn't die in real life. So That's that myth debunked then lads x
>>204725024If you got arrested there would be no impact to society (your mum would hope you hanged yourself in your cell) so get on with it
>>204725085sent that paki flying
f tr cra alai uail dil im o
>>204725024unfunny virgin freak meme
>>204725105lol
>>204725057Calling it a reunion is a bit much isn't it?
>>204725081was about to say something about islam but then i remembered i could literally go to prison for what i was going to postthis country is a fucking jokei bet i'm allowed to say that
>>204724986see>>204725082>>204725133
>>204725085>>204725117>you're a paki if you don't support palestineWhat the fuck
>>20472508713% of the population50% of the crimes >>204725146cancerfat
wand erection
>>204725123maybe he's really serious. women are pretty evil you know
>>204724978lol are you actually scared of them
You're a fucking slug
Done you there
>>204724872what an odd thing to say. do you normally randomly blurt out unrelated political waffle in the middle of a conversation?
>>204725152pakis (You) support israel mate, not sure why you're acting like everyone else doesn't know this
>>204725181deport him
>>204725189Why are you saying things that obviously aren't true?
>>204725181Not really Not sure we'd care to meet the taoiseach You would though, probably lick his arse hole clean
>>204725189aren't pakistanis mostly muslim?muslims don't support israel
>>204725160it's much more than 50%
>>204725217? I never said that you're not a virgin
>>204725182Not sure he does talk to anyone apart from himself
parrot just flew right past my head
lads would you rather be an povvo but attractive woman, or a rich but ugly man?
>>204725250looool rasheeds been done
>>204725189Indians support Israel pakis support Palestine but you obviously knew this
just won a game of solo squads on Fortnite during my lunch break, thought you lads should know that
The Liam Payne funeral live blog is great reading. The coffin's just arrived!
>>204725182he wasn't in the middle of a conversation, he was trying to start a conversationit wasn't a great opener, but at least he's trying instead of just shitting on people who try
>>204725226RAGING AHAHA
>>20472526513% of the population50% of all crimesprobably some rapes. not as much raping young teengaer girls as pakis the niggers
>>204725281>>204725232>>204725217>>204725258yup, confirmed paki go back to mumbai
>>204725296NUMBA ONE VICTORY ROYALEYEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN
>>204724910Back in stores today lad, The Big Tasty and The Big Tasty With Bacon return, plus the new Cheesy McCrispy and Cheese Melt dippers.
>>204725297fucking hell all the stars are there, Simon Cowell >Breaking: Niall Horan arrives
Spaffing in trannies
when someone says they might do something, they're also saying they might not do that thing
>>204725299she cute
here's one I made earlier>>204723116>>204723116>>204723116
might reply to that post
>>204725164I think it's cus I've had about 5 mental breakdowns in my life. And im autistic (though never diagnosed)Therefor anything other than living the neet life and doing a bit of excersise basically rapes me.I can't even go to the pub.Black people are foreign and I don't know how they will react to my eccentric ways. Even chavs give me shit sometimes. Even ol' mousey at my old work gave me shit cus I speak utter shit sometimes. That and my friend warned me the black folks will do you in.When I was at Uni I just locked myself in my room and watched films.
>>204725292that's what people saypic is how people act
>>204725292white people are the best race, thats why. im allowed to say that because the only people tat matter here are whites, and if its someone with a problem, its the self hating whites (they dont matter)this chart SCREAMS "only white people are the best race"
