Die Another Day was released on this day 22 years ago edition
leftypol:>PROTECT RRR NHSS YAY NHSS ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE NHSnhs:Stages of lifeHere are some of the terms we use for different stages of life with some guidance about the ages they relate to.We use:fertilised egg: from conception to 14 daysembryo: from 2 to 6 weeksbaby: during pregnancy, at birth and up to 1 yearalso leftypol:>reeee how dare you stop me having an abortion its a foetus not a baby!.
>>204739000>>204739047This is just the Miley Cyrus thing all over again lol if she doesnt get her fanny out then she's just a poseur
29 year old nigella lawson what we saying?
Do you think GTA 6 will have a good story?
>>204739072you shouldn't be smoking, young lady
>>204739071how on earth did we trick women into getting their clothes offacting out sex fantasies and fucking loads of men as being in their best interestslol lmao even
the shortdem wuz trapped inna tree ting so den tom bomboclart did a freestyle verse and den the tree opp did 10 toes n the mandem made sure to carry a rambo when in da forest an dat
>>204739072YOU'RE SAYING NOTHING YOU FUCKING JEW CUNT
>>204739091No it’ll be shite
Leftypol: please can we all have equal rights and make sure the billionaires pay enough tax so that nobody starves to death?Rorke: aaaaarrghh I hate niggers! kill everyone! put trannies in prison! I hate women!!! I want to rape kids and live in a theocracy!!!!!
>>204739072She looks younger than that there.
>>204738953Good edish to be fair
>>204739072shalom! parley voo sex sex sex?
alri blind pew man LG x
any pornstars which look like ruby?
>>204739105>how on earth did we trick women into getting their clothes offIt's really not hard mate. If you tell a woman that literally ANYTHING is actually empowerment, they'll do it in a heartbeat. That greek fella told Emma Stone that sex scenes were a feminist statement and she went from barely slipping the tiniest hint of a nipple to acting out scenes where she fucks old men to teach underage boys how to have sex, in one fell swoop. If you can create a situation where a woman cannot be held responsible for being sexual, she will take it. It's the key to getting women to cheat with you.
>>204739166ruby "bones" granger?
>>204739105she is a scientology whore
*puts smegma in your tea*Haha oopsie daisy, thought it was sugar ;)
>>204739166No, but the best ANGLO pornstar is Olivia Keane
>>204739096Would be funnier if the tackles were against minorities
>Lebanon youth international Céline Haidar in induced coma after airstrike
not a commie, and I would probably still largely consider myself a royalist, but the more I learn about our aristocracy the more I grow to utterly despise them
>>204739232Patrician taste
leftypol: iTs dA RUsSiaNS!!!!rorke: ItS DA ChINAa!!!!!!!sensible centrists: it’s the jews
>>204739072corr she has always been a sexy jewess
Our King is a Good Man
Metal Gear Solid V was the last gasp of 2000s Internet gaming culture
got the ai gf reading me a book. always nice to unwind after a long day, dont you reckon lads?
>tfw the Aussie starts being degenerate again
>>204739096>BREAKING NEWS: GROWN WOMAN NOTICES THAT KIDS MAKE FUN OF THINGSGuardian Opinion articles are just blogposts by midwits who get high on their own farts
>>204739317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjjHMIYnm2Q
Stalker 2 english dub is hilarious, all the characters sound like Eastenders extras
>>204739317There is nothing 2000s about MGSV. Halo 3 was the last gasp of 2000s internet gaming culture.
>>204739096mad how this is all made up like literally everything in british media
533/660 calories12/30 exercise minutes14/12 standing hours7.954 steps (6.69 kms)a low effort day
>>204739352Play it in UKR, mre immersive!
>>204739178i just dont get i girls supposedly want to fuck all the time but none of them want to fuck me ffs
reddit's down
niggas who went to queen mary uni be like "I attended a russell group"
Remember /Brit/ is a mental health support forum. We're here to help each other.Don't take the piss out of mental health.
I don't like cloves or aniseed
>>204739449
>>204739449taking the piss out of important things is part and parcel of british culture
>>204739317>>204739369wish you boring cunts would take your last gasp and stop boring the thread
>>204739418they dont like incel runts like you sorry
so where we all going on holiday next summer?
The majority of people Trump has picked for government position have either 1. Been found guilty/liable of rape/sexual assault OR 2. Are currently under investigation for child rape/human sex trafficking cases
>>204739449you take the piss by claiming pip and pretending to be a woman
GIRLyou walk like a BITCH
>>204739497exploring the nuclear wasteland that was the uk
>>204739511What's wrong with claiming pip?
>>204739497sunderland
>signed up for a local japanese class>its not for adults its for the kids of native speakers who are born herecant get a refund either so i have to sit around a group of literal children who already speak japanese
>>204738953Nothing could succeed goldeneye, especially not halle berry.
>>204739524you should explore your local gym and leave the house for once you miserable fat bastard
>>204739493but why if they're all sex starvedthey rather be alone than with me? even tho im bang average? why
>>204739556thats how sunonce met his gf
>>204739537he doesn't need it
>>204739503Trump *clap* And *clap*Harris*clap* Are *clap* The *clap*Same
>>204739503government is too big anywaythey have states what do they need a gigantic federal government for
rightsecond pair of socks going onfeet are bloody freezingsick of it
>>204738458>How good is av1 then?I'm no expert encoder, but here's libsvtav1 at CRF 22. libsvtav1 is just way too slow. https://files.catbox.moe/yhrajf.webm
lol just imagine this lad >>204739556 at his little desk arguing with kids because they won't shut up and are 'wasting his money' hahaha
got catchphrase on
>>204739575mean
>>204739605Just don't get why out of all the MAGA loyalists he'd seem to specifically choose the ones facing the worst child sex abuse charges
>>2047396304chan is an imageboard not a videoboard thank you
>>204739449Not its not you fucking freak.
>>204739563>halle berryshe was crazy hot in her day
pissing myself for warmth
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.can't do fucking anything anymore. too manys oooooooos in my post? yeah fuck off.
>>204739369BollocksMGS was huge online in the 2000s
are the 'flags down then
>>204739703Halo was bigger than MGS at least here it was
>>204739703irrelevant.
SIRENS GOING OFF IN NEWPORT, THIS IS IT
how come usa and canada turned out so well while latin america is notoriously a massive, violent shithole? how'd that end up happening? both regions pretty much had the same start.
>>204739740got nuked10p worth of damage
>>204739740see you in hell sheepshagger
>>204739754well the USA has been exploiting mexico for labour and resources for 200 years
Given that Britain is a very diverse and multiracial society, it would actually be extremely racist for Russia to nuke us
cheadle's iron dome will keep us safe
poo in my belly
>>204739763kek
>>204739825get them shat
>>204739754The answer is the CIA
just heard a roar of KILLTACULAR from the streets of cheadle. i fear we're in for a long night.
bit drunkmight puke up this shite in a minute
When discussing race in public do you call them darkies or are you a woke who uses politically correct terms like coloureds?
>>204739825poo isn't kept there
been taking ibuprofen for the last fortnight and it's made me constipatedonly having one small poo every three or four days and it's meant my farts fucking reek
>>204739869When you chat up women how many just stop talking to you, or do they all tell you you're an unfunny cunt
Me? I got pooworms on the brain
Cant believe that a cheeto is going to be president of the united statesWhats next? Were gonna start watering plants with gatorade??
>>204739880what you taking ibuprofen for?
>>204739869I don't see race
>>204739902>When you chat up womennever happened
>>204739866grim af
>>204739880Then stop taking it
Still would buy a 5.0-litre F-Type a few years from now desu
>>204739922im fucking drun kand im enjoy ing my bloody lif enot like (YOU ) stitting in your stinky bed all day so fuck OFF
>>204739870Is when you eat it recreationally
>>204739909...prefer not to say >>204739918me too, never watch the olympics
don't think there's a worse way to hit your self esteem when you are a reasonably attractive lad than when you post your face in a story and girls you'd consider on your level or below end up removing or blocking you, grim grim grim
People who went to Oxford will be like, “this cold weather reminds me of Oxford, where I attended the University of Oxford, as a member of the University of Oxford”
Visit America
bit mad that most people buy a game and never change any settings. Default sensitivity, default FOV, default everything.
screaming
Still can't believe CS:GO was just deleted and replaced with CS2. Valve even applied all the CS:GO reviews to CS2.
my gee eff
>>204740002they have an edinburgh map now
>>204739983looooooooooool that is SO merton
>>204739754The USA and Canada were actually considerably less valuable than Latin America and the Caribbean were and so those regions were settled for strategic purposes where resource-extraction wasn't the #1 priority. Because of this building a more equitable, stable society was a greater priority.In Latin America there was a gold-mine every 5 feet and an abundance of fertile soil primed for cash crops - and so Latin society was all about getting those resources onto a boat for the lowest price possible and shipping it off to Spain. As such they didn't really form a coherent society since it was never a priority for them.
Remember at secondary school there was a trend where everyone would rate each others attractiveness on FacebookEveryone else was kind to each other and gave scores between 7 - 9But when I joined in everyone rated me between 4 - 6That destroyed my soul. Broke my little heart.
>>204739869cant say the word i use. he's always watching the thread.
>>204739995Penguins fly through the water
*enters /brit/*
>>204739869Umbongos
>>204739917diarrheoa
>>204739983And they went to oxford brooks
>>204740078Brookes*
>>204740002nun they cud do
>>204739724no
i applied to merton, had an interview and didnt get inhate oxford me
IM SOOOO HORNYI NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMANAUGHHHHHH HORNY SEX SEX SEX
>>204740061silly clapmeats x
>>204740102Yes it was retardRunescape was bigger than WOW here also
>>204740077is that the right medicine?
Synthesizing an army of dark evil negroes in my hidden laboratory
absolutely nothing can beat an overly salted chunky chip fresh out the oven
>>204740038extractive colonialism vs settler colonialism. the scottish tried to settle panama but it was too spicy for them
what was the chon like during the 2004-2008 US elections?first one i remember on here was 2012
>>204740139Love them x
Halo was way bigger here than MGS what is man on
rorkes bus
>>2047401395'3 and an attitude getting her arse licked out (by me)
>>204740125That was true but Halo was more of an American thingCoD was bigger than HaloMGS wasn't as big as CoD in the 2000s in Britain as a whole, but online? you couldn't move on a gaming forum without seeing MGS quotes/avatars
pov you're a fresh off the boat cronem and katy gives you a tour of the gherkin, your future workspace x
Some days he stink of fish, some days he stink of shit dee lads
>>204740151Ron Paul memery
>>204740194>gaming forumThat's because you were chatting to Americans probably
>>204740213some day he'll stink of rotting meatCOS HE'LL BE FUCKING DEAD LOOOOOOL
>>204740177Youre kidding mate rorke hates electric vehicles hes an accelerationist who wants MORE fossil fuel to destroy the world quicker because hes mad at the world cos he cant get a gf
mousenonce bullied back onto /cum/ by the based belgium nun he cud do x
>>204740223Disappointing work christmas party afters sex with all of them
Oooh shit it's followed throughOh shit I've followed through manFucking hell, I've followed throughFucking, I've got to change my underpants nowFollowed through, I've followed through an' I? Fucking hellFucking hell I've just fucking shit my pants, yeahI've followed through an' I?
>>204740254spaki you are one sad twat
>>204740177Surely he'd prefer a smoky old Leyland Atlantean
>>204740013she's pretty :3
I was thinking about joining the Territorials but with war against Russia i'm seriously reconsidering.
SeasideMARK avoiding the draft as his TMAU is classed as a biological weapon according to the Geneva Conventions
when pale katy enters the traphouse xx
mad that when birds are bored they can just fuck off an fly somewhere new
>>204740283More likely you'd be sent to aid Israel in the mass execution of children
>>204740229nah British but /v/ was massive into MGS too
>>204740267leave it in /britfeel/ next time mongo >>>/r9k/
>>204740307Yeah mate just seen an emu get bored and fly away
>>204740307we do the same
>>204740316Look up how many copies of MGS were sold here vs Halo and COD plez
>>204740334not real birds are they
>>204740341i myself cannot fly
menul how I've never met a michael jackson fan - yet people will act like he was jesus reincarnated online. where are all his fans hiding?
>>204740299nun timmy goldfish could dommhmm xx
she said yes to the coffee walk date lads we are so fucking back ;)
have em twitter
>>204740382I use a plane when I want to fly, but that's just me
Absolutely chuffed lads, flight instructor said I was a natural this evening.He said I had a bird brain.
>>204740346Used to love MGO, such a great multiplayer experience. Shame it got shut down, nothing else like it. Loved the weekly tournaments and everything, absolutely great. Also some incredible players on there.
>>204740349More of a bird than your trans gf (male)
The latest theory on that stuff is the Trump campaign in 2008 looked at the initial Ron Paul memes and success on 4chan and incorporated it into their initial run for president against Clinton
>>204740391stands no chance to dem black thick twisty glistening eels x
>>204740310That would be ok I suppose but I don't like hummus.
I fully support the People's Republic of China and all of its actions.Any questions?
>>204740405planes are woke nonsense
>>204740409
>>204740419the latest theory on you is that you're a sad little virgincan you debunk this at all? no?
>>204740426aint dat rite, dey s curved and oiled up x
>>204740409*throws a typewriter at your head*
>>204740464me second right hanging myself
>>204740456baZed
Guys I got toil on the morrow and I'm scared to wear my coat to work in case people judge me but similarly I'll look really retarded walking to work in a t shirt at 5:00 am in -2 temperatures.
mousetimmy
>>204740002On the other hand, they did good with the 25th anniversary update of hl and the 20th anniversary update of hl2. Having said that, I never cared for counter strike.
>>204740505blatant engagement bait but i'm a slave for the baitwhy would people judge you for wearing a coat?
don't like seeing attractive people playing antisocial or weird characters in tv and filmlike, am I really meant to believe that a Ryan Gosling or a Johnny Depp is a friendless outcast?
buying tape for my mouth so I stop naturally having my mouth open like a gormless twat
>>204740505>I'm scared to wear my coat to workHow are you alive? You people really are too strange to live, too much of a freak to die.
That’s it. I’m downloading interpals and getting an Asian gf, Tinder just isn’t working for me. Fuck it.
>>204740541>>204740556I don't know just makes me anxious. I never wore a coat to school or college either because I was self conscious.
>>204740505kill yourself vile incel
cs_assulthome
>>204740576nah this post ain't serious come up with better bait
me tink me gwan sick up this booze
British people be like pish posh
I have a Trespass Parka. I also have a thinner jacket for when it's cold but a parka is too much.My legs hurt a bit from Romanian deadlifts. I held a 10 kg dumbbell in each hand.
>>204740574best you cud do timmy x
>>204740610hah
Buying poos, tuppence a log!
>>204740611yeah this is really low effort
lol just seen jaguar's new advert
>>204740542Im incredibly handsome and im a loner with only 5 or 6 mates
me twink me gwan wank over some gay porn
context is everything
>>204740639jags? beautiful creatures i wish them the best
>>204740471>can you debunk this at all?yep
mad how ugly some people areits disgusting really
might become a sissy nigga slave for white daddies
>>204740672Seed is all Feed.
>>204740721catberg!
Park Lane, 1968 and 2024
>>204740639more like WOKEguar
Wicked out on Fridayyou lads got your tickets?
>>204740278luv the cold, grey, grimy 70's aesthetic
mousey went back to /cum/sad!
training for a position on the top floor of the gherkin
uhhhh, are the images not loading just for me
It's mental how Turkey was founded by central Asians You'd think that the Turks would go "ermmm lads, why are we still speaking this chingchong mongy language? we're fucking Anatolians!"
charli SEXcx more like
how do europoids who take off their shoes at home and leave them near the entrance deal with entering their garden if it's at the back of the property? do you keep a separate set of shoes near the door to the garden? do you carry your shoes with through the house from the front?t. genuinely curious yank
>>204739965lol cope
>>204740743i hate road markings and and structuresthey make the streets look so ugly
wifejaks are making me sad
>>204740041yhikes ugly and un popular
Got the Animal Crossing on lads x
got soup all down me fronthow has that happened then
>>204740743me in the white van making loadsa money
>>204740579SOUL
>>204740879Wife divorced you yet?
we like to post with mouseycause mousey is our mate
just saw some guydon't know who he is
>can we go to the christmas market tomorrow? i like seeing the lights
>>204740879Why you playing it in spanish
Looked up that Bonnie Blue girl and there is a terrible debate on a podcast between her and some guy called Andrew. Not a fan of prostitution but his arguments are so terrible they make her look good.
doin alri me there de lids
>>204740925it's the middle of the work week you witchwe'll go on Saturday
>>204740925mmhmm buying overpriced trinkets on timmy's card to gift them to the goons and thugs
faberge
>>204740962but it will be so busy thenFOOK DAT
>>204740242Rorke doesn't want a gf, he shags birds then never talks to them again. Little fuckboy
So this is /brit/ then is itSo I just type some words in here and click on post then shall I
>>204740946i'm not sure what the arguments against (ethical) prostitution are supposed to be
downing this bottle of wineAV IT U SLAGAS
yeah sure. i'll fucking knock off work at 5 after grafting my arse off all day then go fucking traipse around a freezing cold christmas market swarming with cunts while sipping on my 10 quid a pint german craft beer
>>204741009actually it's wednesday
>>204741009
sucked some golf balls today
>>204741020Little more festive spirit please
oi oi
is reddit down for everyone or just me?
diego on the piss again, as per
open the shitting pubs
>do you like it? charlotte from work said i should get it trimmed
>>204741060he's just like me, but a million quid richer and a landlord, and thus a horrid cunt
Team has raised over $4000 for movember. Should go a long way to raising awareness of prostate cancer and mens mental health
Easily refuted point, if you had ever thought hard about it, you wouldn't be making statements like this. Assumption of a Creator:The statement assumes that a "clear creator" exists without providing evidence. Assertions without evidence can be dismissed without evidence (Hitchens's Razor).The complexity or existence of the universe doesn't necessarily imply a creator. Natural processes, like evolution or cosmic physics, provide plausible explanations without invoking a deity. "No Reason" Argument:The notion that "all of this happening for no reason makes no sense" assumes that there must be an inherent purpose or reason. This is a subjective expectation and not a requirement of reality.Many scientific models explain the emergence of order and complexity without invoking purpose. For example, gravity, electromagnetism, and natural selection produce structured outcomes without needing a guiding intelligence. Logical Fallacies:This argument falls into the appeal to incredulity fallacy: just because something seems unlikely or difficult to understand doesn’t mean it requires a supernatural explanation.It's also an example of the God of the gaps fallacy, which posits a deity to explain what science hasn’t yet explained. History shows that these gaps shrink as our understanding grows. Alternative Perspectives:If a "creator" is required to explain the universe, one might ask: who created the creator? This leads to an infinite regress, which doesn’t solve the problem but shifts it.Many philosophical and scientific perspectives, such as materialism or naturalism, find that the universe can exist without a creator.You are probably stuck in a community of people who believe so fervently that you would lose a lot of your social life if you actually stopped to consider what im saying, so I understand if you purely don't want to on that and similar basis. But I would live and let live, if I were you. You're not in a winnable position.
saw a couple of (teenage) slags in tesco there wearing christmas jumpers and very short skirts when getting my incelwinemight have to imagination wank to them
>>204740991He asked something about the comparative morality between prostitution and necrophilia, and she answered his question several times before he finally went "thank you for answering my question". He always thinks he's making a great point when he isn't. I hate everyone on this podcast normally, and rarely watch it. I was just intrigued by this slag.
>>204741060project on
>>204741098madri, mates, mens mental health
>>204741104I aint readin all that shit
>>204740579for me it's nuke
>>204741104nary a pixel
Mad how successful and long-lasting the Spanish and Portuguese colonial legacies are>An entire continent speaking your languages>Relatively successful nations like Chile, Argentina, Brazil>Full of pengaleng latinas>The people all speak the respective languages and celebrate Spanish and Portuguese culture and are proud of it>The native civilisations leave almost no trace
> One Direction reunite for first time in nine years at Liam Payne's funeral: Ex-bandmates come together to say farewells after Zayn Malik left world tour over 'stress' in 2015 its like wot when da beatles did thie sing a ling da roof
>>204738953I think this was the first Bond film I watched
>Hitchens's Razorhowling
>>204741160>relatively succesful nations like chile, argentina, brazilrelatively doing a lot of heavy lifting here lmao
>>204741160trannies with massive cocks and curvy arses that are just into sexing without the derangement that comes with them in the west too
>>204741160>>Relatively successful nations like ... Argentina
Might watch some True Geordie. Saw him driving in Newcastle city centre once. Looked like a knob in a Range Rover. Anyway he has done a redpill on if Conor McGregor is guilty of rape.
>>204741160>globohomo le good
>>204741222isnt he the one who turned out to be a massive bisexual cuckoid?
>>204741222
shower washing machine kitchen at work
the rudeboy cronem are giving vex backshots to pale tight ones
>>204741261Maybe you could fuck my arse and shit on me
>>204741251>>204741261Yeah but it doesnt affect his ability to do a QRD about if the Irish cokehead did the rape or is innocent, as I assume.
>>204738953Crazy/weird people are more fun than normal people because normal people are boring. Id rather smoke weed with the homeless or hangout with someone who does fun shit
>>204741160completely mogged by the US alone however
had a nice time dancing with a russian twink at xiu xiu last night x
>>204741261I've sent some grotty messages in my time but not as a grown man and not on my real name public account lmfao cunt
Going to bed soon team. Very cold and a bit depressed.
>>204741349whers this and how did u pull him
>>204741361
it's the kind of night where I spend 30 minutes watching a youtube video titled "Vaush 2024 election meltdown [FULL DOCUMENTARY] || Donald Trump wins the election"
south America does not have a single thing going for it
>>204741361if you see that and find it relatable you must be an utter freak
>>204741339Wish I was normal and not a weird freak ngl.
>>204741390jaguars
>>204741377camdenjust had a chat with him and bought him a few drinks like x
>>204741383yeah?
>>204741390big arses
>>204741380it's always like this isn't itthe guy is so fucking into it he's writing erotic chapters, and she just responds :yeah? go on ...smug emoji
>>204741393is that an issue? very normal people here are we?
>>204741417which venue? where did you spot him just approach at the bar? u get hsi number?
I should've married the online gf
some twat has baked an early new. not happy.
yanks be like>JAG-WAR
>>204741390lots of trees there, could probably make some money selling wood i think
new - as and when you're all ready>>204741436>>204741436>>204741436>>204741484not early if I wait for 310
>>204741508
>>204741452bet youre the cunt who spams ai cuck images
