Not The Nine O'Clock News edition
pasta bake in bed for supper
>>204741457just had a close dance together rubbing penii etc x
>>204741528hoping you've got some garlic bread with that
It's Britney, BITCH
>>204741528sounds comfy. what are you watching?
girls have titsgirls have fanniesgirls have arseholesgirls have feetgirls have mouths
anime
>>204741546what am i a fucking millionaire
cronem are enjoying their pale young lovers
well turns out the girl i met on a video game likely doesn't like me back aha, do I just give her the old irish goodbye? block, remove and move on or what? don't see the point in having this person on my friends list desu. Blog over.
It's amazing the difference a good picture makesYoung men on apps trying to look like that left but end up taking pics making them look like the right
leftypol:>PROTECT RRR NHSS YAY NHSS ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE NHSnhs:Stages of lifeHere are some of the terms we use for different stages of life with some guidance about the ages they relate to.We use:fertilised egg: from conception to 14 daysembryo: from 2 to 6 weeksbaby: during pregnancy, at birth and up to 1 yearalso leftypol:>reeee how dare you stop me having an abortion its a foetus not a baby!.
>>204741558see>>204731556
>>204741582Chuckling. How did you find out?
Im not in good shape
one more time and you're in the filter
imagine the kino if we had had ai at the time of Brexit
>>204741541erection to erection? you didn't do anything else? what are you, straight?
>>204741606mmhmm....
>>204741617not doing a cum in a middle of a gig am i fucking freak
>>204741609yeah imagine the volume of dogshit /brit/ content
>>204741666
>>204741516>not early if I wait for 310yeah it is cos you've made the thread preemptively and bumped a thread off the catalog too soon. it's not the linking that mattersWill be taking you to Janny court over this, sunshine
you know what you wanna do with that rightyou wanna put a banging donk on it
>>204741645kino. . .
ugh kurwa
15c in flatbergheatingstein MUST go on now
>>204741595im sure i watched it but cant really remember it
women are gonna fuck that tesla robot
>>204741646what's this image then
>>204741583The key is to not do a stupid toothy grin like a mong
>>204741596Been through this more than once, can instantly tell when someone is not interested. Oh well, wasn't that invested, more annoyed that I gotta go on some nightmare app.
I know this gets said a lot, but /brit/ has managed to go even more downhill in the last few months. Impossible to have any kind of reply chain
>>20474168420.5 deg for mehavent even got the heating on
>>204741690funny that women will be the first to goon with the robots
snowberg on a madone
Douglas
>>204741684I had to turn mine on today. cracked at about 5pm. blasted it at 18 for an hour or two then dropped it down to 16.5.
>>204741243Whites conquering nonwhites is good, ideally with total cultural and ethnic replacement of the nonwhite populations
>>204741714Maybe become friends lad before you get married in your head
>>204741721left windowwitz open earlier and just home you see
Curled up in bed under the duvet all warm and cosyFeeling snug x
>>204741759>Maybe become friends lad before you get married in your headthink it's beyond that point, she doesn't even message first, can't see her ever asking me to play anything ect, I don't really want to wait around to find out either, out of mind out of sight.
write a sentence with -witz - berg or -gold
>>204741653>having to wait for 310 before making a newJanny law is based on precedent, and there's been very little precedent on deleting news made before 310 recently. You'll be laughed out of Janny court, matey.
I used to be a man
life is actually so peng when you don't have to toilone week of annual leave is like heaven
>>204741792If a messy desk is a messy mind, then what is an empty desk?
>>204741793Room for one more? ^_^
>>204741829smilin ear to ear.. mmhmm she got her melanin fix didnt she x
>>204741805Between a rock and a hard place then.An orbiter or someone she never talks to again
>>204741716why what it is you want to discuss?
miss my old office was a very friendly place with friendly people
>>204741406Id rather hangout with a weirdo or freak because we can both be equally autistic and retarded. Lets be retarded in england
um
oh dear oh dear
Guess whos gonna creampie the cute 18 year old tranny tonightIll give you a clue: its me
>>204741866both dire options aha, maybe i'll do a little cope and give her until the weekend to message before removing.
>>204741846:p
Yeah, yeah, walk inside the strip club, I'm just a walkin' bankrollI don't want my old hoes 'cause them hoes all oldLookin' for that young shit, twenty-fourBaby have buns, shit, I'm bendin' it over
>>204741937pics?
added another wee district to my wee village lads. find this game very comfy. think i'll keep playing it until a good new game comes out. who knows when that'll be.
absolutely mental how back i am
>>204741967*shuffles under the covers and starts to spoon*mmmmmm ;p nice and warm
having an evil pint
wanking my arse
They're bringing drugs.They're bringing crime.They're rapists.
>>204741985Denial is the first stage of grief
>>204741985YES LAD!
>>204741979whats with the wacky depth of field
might have a cheeky horlicks
so this is heathermong
COOKED
>>204741559My willy in all of these.
>>204742035absolutely hysterical that he's actually going to be president AGAIN
>>204742051The photo mode aims for a tiltshift effect to give the feeling you're looking at a miniature. That's why it's a strip along the top and a strip along the bottom.
Just loading up limewire nowGonna get some files an that
>>204742080Return of the Jedi
>>204742080nostalgic
>>204742072>80smuch you wanna bet this tweet was spurred on by watching stranger things?
sunny all week then its rain all weekend, then its sunny again on monday. fucking sick of it
>>204741969My eyes only
>>204742072growing up in the early 2000s me and my brothers roamed from when i was about 5 years old
https://youtu.be/2BRNdAlx36Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuIDh4XIzxU
>>204742080It's not as fun as 2016
manager of this team at work who do night shifts and they're always messaging me at ridiculous times with work questions. Don't become a manager lads, it's not worth it
I need to wash my sheetsEither ive just unwittingly farted or they now always smell strongly of fartation
>>204742167I be seeing undercover cop cars every day in central on god on slime on jehovah frfr no lacking smile smile smile
>>204742147>>204742174mmhmm
Charles Ignatius Sancho, first black man to vote in a uk election
>>204742037the fuck am I grieving
>>204742223A four year relationship by the sounds of it
doom eternal. good game that
>>204742101Fuck this guy and his big gay ass dumb rockets nigga !!!!
Tell me your most cringe story, and I will explain how it is in fact, based
>>204742214his vote? for Magpies
gotta poo
wanking to twink feet
>>204742239Bernie would've won in 16 but lost in 20
>>204742072Guess this twat was being sedated by his parents so as to not be a nuisance
buying 5 classic books for £25. Is the Dracula book any good?
ummm
>>204742234nope over that now
mods????
Friday tomorrow
Fuck off cuck
>>204742319don't lie to me
mental how I have to tell everyone I read
Imagine the smell ladsHapa farts heaven
>>204742280Depends if you like period literature. If you do then it's definitely up there as one of the best. Bare in mind vampires weren't really a thing in English speaking countries before this was published, that's how big an impact it had.
>>204742347No
>>204742342You do what now
covered in baby oil
>>204742280lol no fucking garbage Walden by Henry David Thoreau (1854) now that's a good book
cronem getting ready for emily and katy tonight xx
>>204742354>Bare in mind vampires weren't really a thing in English speaking countries before this was publishedUtter nonsense. Ireland had vampire mythology for centuries by the point of Bram Stoker writing it down.
broke my sleep schedule to stay awake during the night when the neighbours dog is not barking and he moved out so I broke it for nothingbet he will return just after I fix it again
what's devildriver's best album?
ever find yourself in the middle of a firld and just think what am i doing here
>>204742274Other way around
>>204742364I read books because I'm an intelligent sophisticated person
>>204742358Yov mvstYov VILL
>>204742382Irish mythology is all shit. They try to latch onto other much better ones.
>>204742402For me, its probably has to be Devildriver: The Greatest Hits
>>204742425The Eirenem BLEACHing Jasmine tonite mmhmm..
>>204742370>Walden by Henry David ThoreauNot in the Penguin Classics library mate. Getting these ones all as part of a bundle. Is Heart of Darkness any good? War of the Worlds? A Tale of Two Cities?
>>204742402
She insists on calling it a "bookish" trip, even though she never actually reads books outside of pretending to read for her incredibly fake content.Case in point: She performatively carries around a book under her arm while wandering the streets of Edinburgh (well, street of Edinburgh - she literally just films herself traipsing back and forth on the same 15 foot stretch of pavement). It's absolutely pissing down with rain and the book's completely getting soaked, but it's VARRY IMPWORETANT that Ruby be seen holding books in public. How else would you know that she JANUINELY READS BOCKS AVVER-SYO-VARRY-MOCH if she isn't holding a book prop at all times? She certainly can't give you any actual information from any of the books she pretends to read, so props are essential.Fucking bitch.
>>204742447Need an unknown origin brown gf
>>204742471She did this in her first week at Oxford, too: Borrowed a stack of books from the library, then wandered around in the rain holding them in the open so they could get soaked, just so she could be seen carrying books around on Oxford campus. I wouldn't put it past her to have borrowed this particular book from the school library at "waahhhrk".
Pajeet gherkin off Eirenem be lurking down Amrita's holes
uhh
>>204742471Ruby is genuinely mental lol love her
>>204742503
Ummm
>>204742538She honestly looks horrible these days. Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, glasses so big she looks like she has frog eyeballs, and dry, frazzled hair. I won't even mention the continual nightmare known as her nails. If this is how she looks when she is "genuinely happy", living our her dream of attending Oxford, I would hate to see her in the depths of despair. We never got a "What I read in 2023" video or a "packing to return to Oxford" video. If she starts posting things like that now, she is already behind schedule again. She should just abandon her channels altogether. They are pure dribble these days.
bro what
>>204742542mmhmm she gon get dat old skool windrush action
She honestly looks horrible these days. Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, and dry, frazzled hair. I won't even mention the continual nightmare known as her nails. If this is how she looks when she is "genuinely happy", living our her dream comeback era, I would hate to see her in the depths of despair. She should just abandon her music career altogether. She is pure dribble these days.
Hmmmmm
grrrr they're posting pictures! im so angry!
interesting how they never get deleted isn't it mr janny?
>>204742559
>>204742558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To
>>204742489Oy vey...
And the very latest from Rubes and Blakeney? x
>>204742616
Yeah so basically I've added Australia to the filter
>>204742627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rpG-dipYA
shieeeed
>>204742646Done them!Ha!Fake hedgehog
>>204742471never seen her wearing her air force 1s in a video
>>204742655mmhmm rastaman kno best
>>204742668um
>>204742694They are just friends
>>204742714love this
Why did the Māori parliament thing rustle so many chud feathers?
RAPE THE DISABLED
Have to spend time here because Reddit is down.
>>204742595The janny is too busy deleting criticism of Russia.
reddit's down ffs
>>204742758fuck sake what will i mindless scroll at the gym tonight? not coming on here in public
mental how fit they are
Goonstalkers watching through my phone
mi tink mi gwaan tek katydem hymen
/brit/ under siege again
what on earth
>>204742788I hate coming here at night. Discordnonces need the rope
>>20474277799% cocoa type baton he be packin x
>>204742841>at nightHe's here all day m8
>>204742788This cunt is seriously, seriously sick.Cannot believe that he wasn't even fucking arrested for the shite he did
>>204742841nun you cud do xx
>>204742728is new zealand a democracy or can savages who believe in spirit quests just scream and shout in parliament to get their own way
>>204742851the AI stuff I can easily ignore, but the loli and noncery is just not on
timmy's mum in the 90s mmhmm
/brit/ is genuinely just a hub for schizos to spam now, from about 4pm until morning this place is unusable
Britain needs the dictatorship of the proletariat
>>204742674I have that camera haha
>>204742900business idea: /brit/ 2.0
>>204742900it's 1 severely disabled autist from cheshire
Insane to me this is all they can get Festivals are doneIf Glasto really aren't getting Oasis it's truly over for them
get ready lads. the counter's about to drop 20 posts down
>gookmoot introduces his brand new plan to reduce spamming>/brit/ is 80% spam since its introduction
>>204742788I like how they put an image of a young attractive girl for noncing when it’ll likely be a fat hairy paedo Fucking scum
timmy's mum back den x
>>204742947>Mohamed RamadanTake the fucking piss.
>>204742900it alright with filtersbut I feel I'm contributing to the poor quality since I don't report these posts since they are all filtered but I used to report them and rarely saw them getting dealt with
>>204742860Cops are nonces
>>204742947>slaves bottom billinglol
>>204742947never been to a festival. is there like 50 stages?
aff tae bed
>>204742947>LISAbasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbcGx4MGUMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ4IUjjVfng
>>204742900>from about 4pmlad he starts spamming at like 10am when he wakes up. i've seen him spamming at 4am and then back at it at 10. it's mental.
>>204742996it genuinely doesnt even matter. his australian VPN has been banned tonight already and he just comes back instantly. autism cannot be stopped
she gon try out dat windrush baton her mum been raving about
why am i like this bros
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/windrush/country/be/
>>204743074Troon ese
>>204743097Wonder what the person sitting behind that screen looks like, absolute severely mentally ill behaviour, does he not realise he's going to be 60 years old and alone one day?
>>204743097Still wonder which post mindraped him so badly
>>204743097adore this image
>>204743172gwaan tek di hymen x
waiting for her to message me
>>204743172The valley, why she is uncanny!
>>204743097Problem solved.
>>204743214it's clunky when you want to visit other generals or threads
Fuck this placeI'm heading to blueskyMaking an account now
>>204743214mad how it's always the same countriessad i have to add australia to them now
Carly was at Sabrina’s short n sweet tour!
>>204743227Why would I be in any other thread on /int/?>>204743236Yanks are yanks and therefore not worth reading.Netherlands is the persian homosexual cuckold whose nickname I can't even remember cuz I've had him filtered so long. Somethingwog?South Africa is 190.Russia is 190.Belgium is 190.Canada is spaki.Spain is spaki.Australia is 190.
I'm glad he brought it up
gwaan check in gherkin x
>it's 1984>you're 10 years old>it's friday and you're out of school for the weekend>go over to your friends suburban american house with all your other friends>it's a rainy night>you're all playing DnD together>you fell asleep and had a dream that it was the year 2024
>>204743276!!!
>>204743276she recognizes a potential addition to the sisterhood
>>204743291bossman measuring the meat to see if its fit for gherkin membership x
>>204743284Why would you take an offer like that?
I'll be your blonde tonightIf thats what you likeStilettos and fishnetsIf thats what you likeI'll be your hot messSchool girl in curlsWhatever your typeBaby if thats what you likeI'll do it
fucking hell /brit/ is dire at this hour
>>204743284>>204743327It was a woman who took the offer. Why'd they use the photo of that feller?
>>204743330Fine until you remember that his arsehole smells of shit like everyone else's
>>204743352we know
>>204743374stinky
>>204743352peak autism hours, innit
>>204743284that's insanity
kitten?
>>204742072I was always very envious for this about yanks. One time I went trick or treating for like 30 minutes longer than expected and my mum phoned the police.
>>204743450mmhmm fresh stretchmeats
buying myself 10 books for christmas lads. what books should i buy?
>>204743452That's just cause your mums a nutter
>>204743478Where's Wally
>>204743327massive prize pooldesperate to get backfuck the others i'm getting to the final round
>>204743452dont think this is a yank thing mate. think this is a "your ma's a nutter" thing. was running the streets from the age of about 7, personally.
>>204743478>what books should i buy?Someone bought me a book called The Luminaries. I heard that won an award. Someday I will read it.
>>204743452thats not normal budmy mum is anxious as all hell but she wouldnt do anything like that
>>204743495for the sake of having to get an extra question right, it's stupid not to take whatever pitiful cash builder they got.
>>204743478game of thronestwilight
>>204743508spunky sausages tonight, is it?
>>204743478really have to let everyone know that you read books don't you
>>204743544well no, i dont read books. i PLAN to read books.
I planned to read a book a week this yearsI started 2 finished zerobut I'll go hard in the final weeks of the year and get to at least 30
might try getting intensely into coffee
jungle lolis
>>204743599Do you have £30,000 because that's what you'll need
>>204743521>>204743480>>204743502yeah - she is a bit neurotic. she had a wellness check done on me a few years ago when I was at Uni because my phone broke and I didn't text her for about a week. even now she gets very anxious if I don't drop a text once every few days.
for me? it's the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System
>>204741508>>204741508>>204741508MIGRATE >>204741508>>204741508>>204741508NOW NOW NOW >>204741508 >>204743692Your mum's a headcase lad
early wanker loves his new /brit/ threads
>early new>paedobruce spamming cartoon noncery >spainnonce completey unchecked with his ai imagesneed a new janitor team pronto
>>204743600>over an hour later>still up
Mental how badly I mindraped him
this is getting out of control. there are two of them now
>>204741436i like truckingi like truckingi like trucking and i like to truck>insert sexual innuendo and how truck drivers like to shat
