o canada edition >>204742821previous
horse
First for vape lounge
bix nood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzRhAy62cI
>c*nada editiondamn, spinny fell off
business idea: Pokemon go but its in OSRS wildy in real life
Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein
>>204745816it was requested
I have never been to Oregon, Idaho, or South Carolina.
>>204745769TRVE NORTH!
A joke for my Spanish speaking friends:¿Por qué se llama Canadá? Porque cuando vinieron, dijeron: -Acá nada.
doggegf (human). :)
>>204745829>taking requests from c*nadiansmy point stands
>>204745855IIm not canadian, you horses ass
You guys remember the chess master?
>>204745855some canadians here are okay
post the last image you saved
4chan now uploads mp4
>>204745884
I think I'm reaching what is called "medicated" stoned
>>204745884>>204745895
>>204745884>
>>204745895i tried earlier and it didn't work >>204745884
>>204745911https://youtu.be/pwqpBKoEtkE
sex
>>204745938you can upload mp4's, but not with sound, so its essentially useless
i am boredlife is just so painfully dull
There's a big storm outside and I feel bad about all of our stray furry friends...
i want to tell a tale my pastor tells every once in a while to explain what christ ment by "having faith like a mustard seed";Two men tried to cross a frozen lake. One had much faith, but he had it on himself. He crossed the lake running and without fear, but he didn't know wich path was solid at all, so he fell down and froze to death.The other man had little faith, but had been told a path that would guide him through. Slowly and steadily he went through said path, and without straying from it, he went through the lake intact.So it is with life.
>furry>lactose intolerantgrim days for bulgaria
futa cock
>>204745982That's crazy it's pouring rain here too. It's almost like you're a proxy
its drizzlingfucking weather channel lied again
>>204745962What's the point then
Contemplating The Sea
>>204745962i kind of get why they don't want videos with sound you guys can't be trusted there would be too many jumpscares
Did I get daughters when I asked for sonsYou are the saddest bunch I've ever met
>>204745895>>204745911whoa wtf
>>204745982Here the weather is very nasty as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ZDVYzIhgc
should i wear my red hippy headband or my mushroom headband
You know what. Facebook is way worse than this site. My feed is a schizophrenic cluster fuck.
>>204746126Is that like Paul Stamets’ mushroom hat
how do we solve the media literacy problem where an entire generation (zoomers) are incapable of understanding satire or anything other than the literal surface-level reading of a book/film/artwork/etc?
>he uses non-anonymous social mediawew
>>204746163i decided on the mushroom it looks like this
>>204746204why is this a problem that i need to solve?
>>204746204Finding out that zoomers purportedly read books for the first time
>>204746222Are those real mushrooms
>>204746208Follow me on bluesky
>>204746251yes
>>204746227zoomers CAN'T read, thoughbeitthey are literally never assigned a book to read end-to-end in their entire academic career
Don't annoy me today if you know whats good for you*smirks*
>>204746282Me embarrassed by my huge cock
>>204746270some people don’t think reading is importantidk why, they just don’t
have to drive momberg to work tomorrow
hey /cum/ what’s the last book you read (fully) and when did you read it
>>204746226because it means that they're all gullible schmucks who can't think criticallywhich means every facet of your life will be managed and worked on by idiotswhich means your quality of life will inherently go down over time as more and more retards enter the workforce and are given positions of authority
>>204746327The beautiful and Damnedextremely bleak and depressing. Jesus christ was it depressing
>>204746327mein kampf - last year
>>204746204Mind Crush them
>>204746353based
>>204746329most niggercattle and spics that graduated public school this past year can't even read at all
>>204746315Why can't your mother drive herself?
*knock knock*
>>204746375because brotherberg needs her car
>>204746327soul drinker, yesterday
>>204746383Who's there?
In a bougie rich town >Where are the true Americans? In a dreary ghetto >Where are the true Americans?In a working class neighborhood full of white ethnics >VGH............... HOME
>>204746327neuromancerjanuary
>>204746392ooga
I don't like the idea this clearly human character is covered in fur and that if i touch it's inviting tummy it will be covered in disgusting dog hair all the way down to its pussyOtherwise the snout just looks ugly and i dont want to think of that sensation of touching a dog's nose
>>204746401>white ethnicsyou can just say balkans. we know what you mean.
>>204746406bibliothek
>>204746416couldn’t read your post because your image is too distracting
>>204746327Two Hundred Years Together by Solzhenitsyn around this time last year.
>>204746406Neuromancer is great. Mona Lisa overdrive was good. Count zero was the weakest of the three but still worth the read
Office and apartment are all organized and squared away. Car is parked in the lot. Laundry is all folded and put away. The bed is made, all dishes are clean and the bathroom and toilet are clean. Everything was dusted recently ahead of winter. No e-mail except for a few dozen critical/historical things which are archived. No call history or text messages saved on phone except for one active, short-term work-related thing. Plenty of basic supplies in the apartment, know what I need to re-up on soon. All my appointments and personal business have been arranged or otherwise dealt with recently. Already have my tax model built for next year, have a good idea of what all the numbers will be, just have to plug them in (the exact numbers) once the forms and instructions are finalized by late January. Now to read a few pages of my book, take notes, continue shitposting on 4chan and drink.
>>204746432is that his book about baal worshipers?
>>204746432based
how do i get a pretty girl to love me
>>204746438not readin allat> and drinkwater i hope
>>204746438hi organized life poster it's been awhile
>>204746445have you tried just beeing yourself?
>>204746445be a pretty man
>>204746443Yeah, indeed. It gets spicy when he talks about their role in the Communist revolution in Russia.
This dude didn't let me finish my knock knock joke I'm out mayne
>>204746424That anime character is supposed to be covered in hair and the sensation and smell of touching it will be like any other animalNow your erection is ruined
>>204746488I thought it was already finished. I'm sorry.
>>204746476
>>204746413Ooga what?
China is a horrible country
>>204746492some animals have very soft hair
>>204746492>now your erection is ruinedjokes in you, I have no frame of reference because I am a fully grown man who has never experienced sexual intimacy of any kind
my feet are once again cold
>>204746574this nigga doesnt own socks
>>204746204invented "problem" that exists only in the imagination of overly anxious millennial soyjaks
>>204746522I think that there is still no official English translation. There is only the Russian originial and a official German translation.
give me a funny meme to send to my family group chat
How can i earn $44? i already begged momberg for $77 now i dont know where to source the rest of the money i hate being a broke neet
>>204746582Im wearing socks, you fucking CLOD
>>204745872EGEL>>204745872
>>204746615put on another pair blockhead
>>204746604Shovel some snow lil nigga
>>204746596calling the earthlings nazis is missing the pointthe point is that human politicians manufactured a (bug) genocide to secure resourceswhether or not you would fuck the bugs is besides the point
>>204746457The one thing that I let go usually is making the bed. That one really is completely and totally pointless/impractical, I only do it when I want to really perfect my OCD vibe. It's not like taking out the trash or maintaining cleanliness, making the bed is a completely pointless activity overall, even I can see that.
>>204746460>>204746472it's over
>>204746604Get a job! Half a day at McDick should be enough for that money.
>>204746604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
>>204746632I live in a snowless state >>204746647that takes too long
>sleep with blanket>sweat so much I think I pissed the bed>sleep with just the top sheet>so cold my nuts completely leave the sack What do?
NEETberg here, pro tip for ya: pay your bills first, and then you'll know how much you have to yourself every month.
>I live in a snowless state
Crazy that it's only 9pm. It feels like 3am
>>204746734by 4pm the sun is already over the horizon :/
recently been waking up at 1pm kind of going crazy only seeing the sun for only 3 hours a day
>>204746327Does manga count haha
personally i'm hyperborean as fuck so the fewer hours of sun the better for me
>>204746599yeah, it's not an official translation, but a fanslation
>>204746731Snow if only nice in December and January. After that it fucking sucks
good evening /cum/ just got done helping a friend prepare for a big mtg tournament coming up running 4 hours of gamesi am very tiredhow was your day /cum/mers?
no idea what to do rn desu. vidya isn't fun anymore. food doesn't taste good. nothing to do online.
going to beg dadberg if he can get grandmaberg to give me $44
>>204746848right now specifically or in life in general?if the first, go for a walk, watch a movie, take a napif the second, find a new hobby to get into
>>204746837im making din din
>>204746848Learn to draw. Or maybe we can recommend games.
>>204746876what u makini warmed up some fried rice and made more chicken
I am nothing but has beenAn utter disgraceCall me Then because I'll be then
>>204746859How do all the druggies on Fentanyl iyc get their money? They also don't have jobs.
>>204746909theft, mostly
>>204746837Very stressful. Made a lot of deliveries in the big truck on crowded city streets. Lots of medical places with pretty ladies, I looked like shit but still im getting more comfortable chatting with pretty ladies. I should get a cushy medical job
>>204746921get an office job anon the office ladies will adore you
>>204746921nurses are bitches one laughed at my penis when i was in the hospital
>>204746276a fellow peponjin?
What province/territory/state are you guys in. I'm in Nova Scotia.
I kinda want to beat some white person to death with a baseball bat
>>204746837I'm going to have to work Friday night now too. Pretty upset, fucking gay and basically no pay
>>204746882beef tips and rice super easy and low efforti had rice and eggs yesterday night but it was an emergency because all i had was soup up to that point
>>204746956I'm in Florida but my heart belongs in the Yukon
>>204746933What's wrong with your penis?>>204746956Thuringia.
>>204746960isn't that a tourist attraction in Tijuana
>>204746977circumcision accident left my pee hole stretched out
>>204746971im glad youre taking better care of yourself you cant live on just soupnothing wrong with eggs and rice tho i eat that shit all the time>>204746961fuckin bs sorry bruh
Took a nice cold shower
>>204746994cold showers aren't nice
ok incel walk time
>>204747003When you have a high internal body temperature they are.It makes you feel like you're orgasming non-stop when you get out
>>204746989I'm sorry, anon. Glad here we don't participate in this Jewish custom of male genital mutilation.
>>204746956Manitoba
>>204747013i have a high internal body temp and hate cold showers i feel like gasping for air when im in a cold shower
thinkin of growing some white boy dreads
>>204747030Sounds like you need to work on your breathing anonhttps://youtu.be/0BNejY1e9ik
>>204747005be safe>>204747013i know that cold showers are really good for your immune system and stuff but i'm a softie i just can't do it
>>204746982I mean going up there do the thing then come back. Getting recorder by some security camera and everyone wondering who I was while the family losing their shit.Might confess the whole thing in my deathbed.
>>204746956somewhere to your west
>>204747027I saw a bison at the local zoo recently
>>204747075How was it
>>204747078big
My mom used to make me a PB&J every day for lunch at school, but whenever she ran out of grape jelly, she'd use apricot jelly and it was gross.
>>204747050if you come up , you can kill as many blackies as you'd like
thinking about polish milfs
>>204747063New Brunswick?
>>204747118Apricot is good though.
>>204745884it's this one >>204747121
>>204747118did you ever start enjoying apricot jelly?
made some delicious pan grilled mushrooms
Just woke up from a coma. What happened to our empire?!
>>204747121Humongous forehead
>>204747146big brain
>>204746933What medical condition should I fake if I want to get nurse sph?
Good news: I hung out with the Latina girl today, and got her number, and brought up the possibility of hanging out again which excited herBad news: the word "date" still hasn't be used, and my autistic ass is still incapable of flirting or telling if she's flirting. She doesn't touch me, but she definitely gets excited when I talk to her. So idk.Gonna text her tomorrow to see if she wants to get lunch, I think this will be very telling. I swear I saw a guy as her lock screen, but I'm not sure. It might be over. We'll see
>>204747121>>204747121wow
>>204747169You can do it anon
>>204747169might be her brother or dad or something good luckbe prepared for disappointment tho just in case yknow
>>204747165sph?
A guy goes to the library and says i want a book on suicidethe librarian says fuck you you won't bring it back!
>>204747183Small penis humiliation
>>204747179This. My sister has me on her iphone lock screen and I don't know why. I'm not dead
>>204747190have you tried being asian
just saw a mice on my bed
>>204747127further west
>>204747201did he say cheesed to meet you
>>204746837I didn't do shit at work but watch tiktok and youtube videos. I came home from work and walked my dog so he could shit. 2 poops :^). Ate boiled hotdogs cut up into mac and cheese with a side of microwaved lima beans. Currently listening to music. in about an hour I'm going to take 3 melatonin gummies and have extremely vivid nightmares until my alarm goes off at 7am and I get to repeat the cycle. Praise god, life is good
>>204747169good luck buddy
>>204747212no it ran away
>>204747205British Columbia?
>>204747201*mouse
>>204747185Librarians are rude as fuck like sorry I didn't notice that return books section don't treat me like I'm scum
im back
>>204747220too far west
>>204747227
>>204747222yeah i realized that after i hit post
>>204746956Center of the universe
>>204747239Nunavut
>>204747247south of nunavut
i think a mouse just gave birth, seeing so many little mice lately
>>204747264food for ms kitty
>>204747261Manitoba?
>>204747264congratulations, you’re a father!
>>204747269i wish i had one
>>204747169good luck
>>204747287then get one? you can probably find one on the street for free
>>204747295i cant take care of a cat
>>204747178>>204747218>>204747179>>204747292Thanks friends. Don't worry, I'll go in expecting disappointment to minimize heartbreak. I can handle rejection, I'll just be sad for like 6 hours after then get over it immediately. That's usually how it goes
>>204747284LOL
One day my life will really start >>204747027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MkLzAkscc
>>204747309You're gonna be fine
>>204747274east of Manitoba
>>204747304they can take care of themselves
>>204747324Ontario.....
>>204747324Alberta
>One day my life will really start
>>204745769>Bomb cyclone
>>204747349FUCK I read west
>>204747344Correct!>>204747349the other east
>>204747318I left my province for the first time in 2023
I made a 26% down payment when I bought my home, and I also pay an extra $650ish dollars per month towards the premium, but I'm still gonna be dead before I pay it off.
>>204747365Hello fellow Ontarian
>>204747365Yes!>>204747362haha
>buy space marine 2>play it for about 3 hours total and haven't touched it since >buy dragon age>complete act 1 and haven't played it since Is it time to admit I just don't like video games any more? I'm thinking about buying the new stalker game, but I just know I'll spend 60 dollars I can't really afford on something I'll probably not even play
>>204747371How was Delhi?
>>204747392I went to London for the Kings' coronation.
>>204747389>buy dragon ageWhy?
>he bought dragon age
>>204747392kek
>>204747389Stop buying games on launch. Wait a year or two and buy them when they're on sale/come with all the DLC.
>>204747389I can’t really stand it anymore. Playing video games feels like clocking into a job, at least with most of them. The only time I play them anymore is when I’m trying to stay awake to reset my sleep schedule, and I need something to idly attend to so I don’t pass out. Even then, I need to have a podcast or something on in the background, as they’re so boring
do you guys think its worth it to take a 1 year contract for EMT work to just get some easy bread and find something better later?
>>204747432yeah, probably, if you can stand shirt work + full time
>>204747407Did you tell the King to come here to fire Trudeau?>>204747389Why did you buy Dragon Age....
>>204747432>just get some easy breadBrother EMT work is not "easy bread", that is some of the most soul crushing work you can do.
>>204747438*shift work>>204747407honestly don’t care about the royal family now that the queen died tobehonestlywithyoufam
>>204747440No, I didn't meet him in person. I was at the parades all that. I did see him from the balcony.
>>204747450I'm fine with them. I just want more royal holidays so we all get more days off.
Me walking dogberg
>>204747464dogberg has a really cool collar
want to go for a drive in my new car because i just wanna enjoy it but also dont know where to go so id feel silly just driving to nothing
>>204747464Mf wearing the omnitrix or something
>>204747473Drive to the kinoplex to see a kino
>>204747520thats like a 40 min drive + i hate going to the movies + nothing in theaters i want to see [if i still had a gf she could convince me to go see wicked with her but i wouldnt do that for myself]
business idea: sexican bum bum creampies
I don't have a license
What?
>>204747541>>204747520also actually i just checked and there are no more movies tonight, its too late.
>>204747408>>204747408>>204747440I loved dragon age origins, and I thought inquisition was pretty ok. Veilguard got good reviews so I thought it might be ok as well. It has no soul, it's so fucking boring.
>>204747544Interesting idea. Need a investor?
shuolderberg day tomorrow im excited
>>204747557Did you get a refund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB3dZ_33pZU
>>204747569>shoulderberg todayKek what does this even mean?
>>204747569I don't have specific workout days I just workout everything 3 times a week. Thanks blog
>>204747584shoulder oriented pressing day at the gym tomorrow, stupidhead
Since the cold weather started coming people order food more during the beginning of the week compared to the end of the week, which is the exact opposite it was all summerReally makes you think
>>204747590I do 120 push-ups a day, I don't bother with any gym equipment. Takes too much time out of my day, I'd rather work in my bedroom
Nothing ever happens here
>>204747587if it works it works just do whatever u find fun and respond to thats literally all that mattersjust work out bros its not that complex>>204747604that sounds really gay id rather go lift some shit than do stinky work
>>204747565investors are always welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSnuMaA7duo
>>204747606I bet you live in Saskatchewan, Manitoba, or New Brunswick.
>>204747587"workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".
>>204747619How did you know I live in Manitoba
>>204747635You said "Nothing ever happens here"
>>204747614I would first need to see the sexican.
i really should have joined the army 6 years ago. one of my numerous regrets in this life
>>204747386‘_’7
>>204747611Good advice >>204747626Reddit
>>204747657i'm thinking of doing that.
>>204747570No, I had too much play time. Plus I haven't even logged into my steam about in like 2 weeks
I am accorded the privilege of ransom
>>204747655he's here >>204747553
>>204747665me too. i won't because nothing ever happens (to me personally)
>>204747386>>204747365onterrible
One day I want to see polar bears in the wild
going to watch a scary moviewish me luck
thinking its time to go sit in bed and watch something til i can jerk off and pass outgn /cum/mers
>>204747696just hope you see them before they see you
>>204747696i don’t he might kill me dude they are huge and scary>>204747699good night
>>204747697Which one?
>>204747696no u donttrust me on this>>204747697enjoy keep the pause button ready just in case
>>204747671>heI was under the impression the sexican would be female. I am not gay so for that reason I'm out.
>>204747680Army or Royal Navy....I can't decide....
>>204747687>onterribledon’t even get me started
>>204747709coast guard
>>204747687Every single province is terrible.
>>204747707that's why i said "sexican", not "mexicana", you dum dum
>>204747700>>204747704>>204747706Polar bear ecotourism is a thing you know. You can see them from boats
Had one beer after a hard day's work, now it's 7:15 pm and I'm struggling not to fall asleep.
>>204747714Sounds boring!
Butts n boobs
>>204747728can’t they swim pretty good what if they catch me
>>204747705.>>204747706sound advice
I haven't got a single you here so imma shower. No peeking
>>204747728900 pounds of not giving a fuck is going to solo your cruise ship no diff
Ayo dis nigga can't get a (you) on demand!!
>>204747392>>204747410Mutt monkey. Thing why you work when white bitch sucking brown dick lol? LMAO maybe Im your father lmao.
>>204747762kwab
SHE RUN, RUN, RUN, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>204747767We speak the King's English here, bud.
>>204747767good morning sir
>LMAO maybe Im your father lmaoDon't think so Raj
>>204747806>>204747806>>204747806
310
311
>>204746734It's coming up to 3:30 am where I amThink I'll head off to bed now
a heart that's full up like a landfill
>>204747767wot?
>>204747464Based and nice Dogberg <3
>>204748333CUTE
