i'm all ears edition >>204745769previous
Tendies are almost done!
Taking a trip to Zynbabwe now I'll be awake for at LEAST 1 more hour lets go!!!
its not even fucking drizzling anymore
Girls should dress like this again
kill you kill you kill you genocide you
Do you have a black girl crush? Pic related: my black girl crush.
Dick Milk
Merry Christmas
>>204747806Nice, you used my imageThanks lad
How come Easter isn't a holiday
>>204747857nigga it is november
>>204747858Kill yourself
>>204747847A job that slowly kills youBruises that won't heal
Literally moments ago I learned that it's green sally up green sally down not bring sally up bring sally down
>>204747886nothing to smile about in my life
lost my health card
beer
>>204747841No, I can't get past their noses.
>>204747889Smile because you are alive
Foxy
>>204747886
>>204747902why would I be happy about that?
>>204747848no homo
>>204747887wtf
This is the best Radiohead album.
>>204747909You get to experience the wonder of creation
>>204747841All the pretty ones I can think of are mixed
>>204747922its Kid A, but The bends is their second best
>>204747863anti-egg lobbying by big cereal
>>204747908Yep, she's attractive. Is that what you want me to say?
back from my 'celwalksaw some coyotes
>>204747922Wrong
>>204747922No thats kid aThis is good tho somewhere from 2-4
>>204747928why would that interest me?
>>204747841When I was in 10th grade I had a sub in geometry class that was black and I accidently touched her thigh and it was so smooth I almost creamed my pants
>>204747938based
>>204747937oh yeah bro you wanna do stuff to her?
punched my head last night so hard blood started to come out of my nose
BABY'S GOT THE BENDS
>>204747954I want her to do stuff to me.
The lads
im shleepy
>>204747968same i want her to pass me in a crowded place and lightly brush her hip against me
>>204747978go to sheep, baby boy
me every day at 8pm
>>204747971me on the back right
>>204747937Ya
>>204747956based
>>204747956faustian
>>204747986livin' the dream!
Post AI slop
>>204747806Skribl??
Tim Hortons is still shit bros
>>204747984
I hope you wrote that commie crap in red 'cause you're taking a huge lossThis is ending worse for you than Afghanistan did for your boss
When you go to the African American history museum there's a part where you see Emmit Hill's casket lmaooo like that's your culture?
>>204748012
A man handed you everything you ever didYou couldn't make your own way, you couldn't even make your own kids
>>204748039Alex needs to go on a diet
Your mommy was absent when you were just a little babyAnd if she saw you now, she'd wish she were a childless cat lady
>>204748063Me and who
i love my American broswhere are my American bros ?See you in Las Vegas Trump Tower, i am gambling all my welfare away but it´s okay because on 1. December i get my next check
And if your racist landlord daddy wasn't deadIt'd kill him seeing me living rent free in your head!
>>204748063The best part of this movie is its soundtrackhttps://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?si=ocep5bnW8xR5MvKshttps://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8?si=h5ry2p1Tfxw7Fba8
>>204748072I'm driving
Well, I know how you failed the bar exam after thatI guess the half of you whose job it is to rap isn't black!
real human bean and a real hero
Oh, good one, you ketchup smelling edgelordYou rock the beat softer than Stormy Daniels' headboard (Heheheh!)
Outer /int/ looking grim tonight.
Clapping in Overwatch
>>204748112must be a day ending in y
>>204748115Overwatch Classic has been fun. Just need DPS Doom back now
I can't believe I'm even in a race with this hogHope you wear makeup in Ohio, 'cause they're eating the dogs
Donald, I'm putting you away like a rapist back in CaliYou should leave this battle early like the crowds at your ralliesI have all the biggest ralliesYeah? Well, I've got Taylor SwiftYou're ugly! You are ugly!Well, you're a Marxist-
kick, punch, it's all in the mindif you wanna test me, i'm sure you'll find
Jumpin' Jesus H. Huckleberry Christ on a crutch!No one wants to fight about politics this much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
saw 2 gay guys coming out of the bushes together at the beach today
>I actually may have scared avu Chan off Twitter by posting videos of me flexing my pecs in her feed while off meds Oof
rate
>>204748144that was a mirror
>>204748136Cuh-riiiinge!
>Overwatch
You! Madam red, white and pantsuitDon't let getting hired be the greatest thing you ever do
>>204748148ktim
>>204748151Not bad. Ours is better>>204748154Post YOUR CoA!
>>204747886>Verification not required.
>>204748147X, formally known as Twitter
And you! Sweet baby back ribs up in heavenTry not to slide democracy straight to Chapter 11
>>204748162What the fuck are you on about
I've come here on the back of my musky antlered beastWith a message for whichever one of you sucks the least
>>204748168
tfw no nena gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY
>>204748191Haha
>>204748085>not "I drive"what the fuck
This government was founded on self-evident truthsSo keep it of the people, by the people, for the people! Moose!
*(moose grunts)*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwHrqjFrFI8
Wrong. All of you. This is superior
>>204748225That's not Manitoba
>>204748229That's why it is better.
I feel like a man's first name matters more than a woman'sdoes this random instinct have any backing?
got too scared of the movie, turned it off
>>204748240I like woman's names
>>204748244do not say boo to this man
>>204748244Smile is garbage anyway.I can suggest better horror kinos, if you're interested
>>204748267go on
>canadian eats dinner
>finally arrived in America from France>too scared to talk to the women hereBros help
>>204748281Get a gun and a cowboy hat
ate the entire bag of chocolate pretzels award
test (do not reply)
>>204748278i look like that
>>204748281
literally me
>>204748295hello
>>204748290did momberg buy them for you?
Dogberg is so cute
>>204748281rape them
>>204748229i like the beaver its cute
9pm hits and i get so bored i start thinking about gnawing my fingers off
>>204748309SOVL
>>204748302dadberg did this time he felt bad because i ate nothing yesterday
>>204748295OK
i think women are just intimidated by me and that's why they never talk to me and i have zero friends and i'm gay and retarded
>>204748271Drag Me To Hell is a good one that also fits the "demonic things occurring in an otherwise ordinary setting" theme as smile. Lots of jump scares, but they are mostly goofy. It's a fun mix of goofy and scary.If you watched Smile on Paramount +, I know that Oculus is on that streaming service, it's a good one.Or if you want a classic, Rosemary's Baby is on prime video. It has aged very well, in my opinion.
>>204748281unironically the two American women I've known here in leafland were both exceptionally friendly and attractive
>>204748281you're not missing anything
>>204748325im kinda gay and retarded and the one (1) person who talks to me is a woman
>>204748319Does he touch you
mukbangs and food eating asmr are fucking retardedwhy the fuck would anyone find the smacking and chewing noises of someone else relaxing or enjoyable
What advice do you guys have for first-time gun owners besides the basic safety rules of holding one?
>>204748345I would never talk to a man whose only friend(s) are women. Massive red flag
>>204748346
https://youtu.be/-fDtUgAV4Js?si=oyMmB5hozrK9cjKg
>>204748354Point it at your phone and take a selfie and post it on social media
>>204748354practice spinning it around your finger like ocelot
>>204748358i have other ""friends"" but i mean the only person who reaches out to me instead of the other way around is her
>>204748367This post g-
>>204748358What about woman who's only friends are men
>>204748354Lock it in a safe and it shouldn't at all be visibleOur landlord evicted us for having a *FAKE* replica handgun
>>204748354learn how to take it apart and put it back together, get familiar with the pieces
i would never talk to a guy who never has female friendsmajor incel sign
>>204748380Also a massive red flag
>>204748136based
>>204748385what about a guy who is open to having female friends but women avoid him
i would never talk to a male or a female ever big red flag
found my fap material for tonight
think i'll watch uncut gems again tomorrow
>>204748381That's gay as fuck. Sorry that happened to you.>>204748382Thanks. I'm guessing that helps when doing cleaning as well.
I'm not closed off on the idea but if a man talks about some other friend you don't know about, naturally you assume its a he so you say "he", then he says "well, *she ..." I would stop talking to that guy. There's just something so wrong with that.
>>204748039i love him >>204748013im tired sorry you guys can play if you want
doom sucks fucking ass after episode 1. >ok lets put players in an amazon warehouse shooting imps
I was not impressed with this Japanese soda. I should grabbed one of the anime sodas
>>204748398the question is why they avoid you
i cant read that shit its sideways
>>204748278my favorite animal… the bobber >>204748300he is so talented
>>204748425i dont know why they avoid me
>>204748417you’re insane
>>204748415>using gay as an insult>in 2024
futa cock
>>204748332>Drag Me To HellSeen it, good fun>OculusSeen it, pretty good, Karen Gillian is mai waifu>Rosemary's BabyHaven't seen it yet, good recommend
in this house we say gay and retarded
>>204748444Skip cutscene
and this is my son, my very own boy. he is gay and retarded
>>204748444We should be okay for 4 more years.
i'd be so proud if my son turned out gay. but only if he's a top and not a bottom
>>204748443You better have a good explanation for having a female friend who isn't your girlfriend. It would only make sense if it's an older family friend like your mom's friend, or perhaps you were talking about a coworker who you decided to call "friend" for convenience.
>>204748494lol
You guys playing any games tonight?
>>204748505my computer only has work programs because i don't waste time
>>204748505>>204748419
>>204748496people are allowed to be platonic friends with the other sex they don’t owe you an explanation
>>204748496Its just a girl ive known for like 10 years and am not interested inIts not that deep
>>204748505lego rock raiders
>>204748505Factorio I guess but I'm gay and retarded
>>204747806I haven't masturbated in over a month. Stopped a week before November. I weirdly only feel moderately horny, or maybe I'm just really good at suppressing my sexual desireCouldn't stop ogling the girls at my job, but I know I have no chance with them
i had a coworker recently who casually mentioned his best friend is a woman
>>204748505Stellar Blade DLC
>>204748494What if he tops but really really REALLY likes to suck dick as well?
>>204748521duuuuude fucking good game I was thinking about that earlier today
>>204748525Now THAT is crazyI have female friends because im not gay and retarded but women dint experience true comradery
>>204748505probably some Astroneer, maybe I'll give Foxhole a try too
>>204748505DOTA 2
>>204748524i started dieting a couple months ago and it completely killed my libido its fucked up i jerk off like once a week now if that when previously it was every night for like a decade straight
There hasn't been a single movie out this year worth going out to
>>204748496incel alert>>204748531that's fine and respectable
service top son or chaste daughter
>>204748550Mean girls was this year thoAnd sonic 3 is soon
>>204748521you know LEGO rock raiders is the objectively worse predecessor to LEGO power miners, right?
>>204748518>>204748519If it weren't weird and weren't a red flag, you wouldn't be so defensive over it right now. Thou doth protest too much.
>>204748551>that's fine and respectableBased!
>>204748550I already shilled Anora and The Substance here and you didn't listen
Done playing games. Done browsing /int/. From this day forward we are locked in.
>>204748565you’re a weird guy
>>204748565Im not defensive tho u just attacked me and i explained myselfYoure sounding like a woman rn ngl are you retarded by chance
im waiting til i get an adderall prescription to abuse to lock in
close male and female friends always end up fucking or developing a one-sided crushi wish it wasn't the case but i've never seen a male/female close friendship that didn't eventually end up there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xrp5fdEdCo
>>204748522factorio has stolen so many hours from my life
>>204747806I really cannot stand assholes who kick those beneath them. Despite being antisocial and misanthropic in some ways, I just can't stand petty bulliesI was listening to this manager spewing some corporate bullshit giving this preprepared little speech about "brand image"I have never wanted to stab a man so badly in my life. He's not even my boss, Im just security there, but i felt secondhand pity for the workers there
>>204748594i just jerk off to her pictures and cum tribute them to get it out of my system
>>204748559Mean Girls remake was horrible and it was clear that it was a Tina Fey cashgrab for her husband also Renee Rapp is fat and disgusting>>204748574The Substance was released on tubi
imagine being scared to have sex with men because of what society thinks
>>204748565I have one IRL female friend and one online one I'd consider them both good friends we talk about real shit and watch movies and stuff
Based Con man does it again
>>204748594If they're gay/lesbian then maybe. Ever heard of a beard or a lavender marriage?
>>204748594Yes anon EVERY interaction between men and women is about sexExcept sex, that is about power Knowing this one simple fact makes the game much clearerThat said i dont have close friendships with women just more-than-acquaintanceships
>>204748610>I have never wanted to stab a man so badly in my lifecurse the fuck out of himi can teach you how
>>204748622
>>204748544I range between once a week to 2-3 times/week normally Idk if it's diet or all the endocrine disruptors cooked my balls ....idk guess im just naturally low libido
>>204748603half my gameplay is me tabbed out searching up how to fix shit or watching video to copy designs fuck I don't even know how to make a main bus or whatever
https://youtu.be/qMH6wljk4Xw?si=PbfgdcgHwUxU1_4XListening to Ladytron right now because I'm based like that
>>204748578Placer post
>>204748616I dont care what society thinks or id have a job and stop painting my nailsI do t have sex with men because i like boobiew and vaginas
>>204748644who?
>brian is back it’s over
>>204748652who is that
>>204748586>>204748590I suspected you both (likely samefag) are women from these posts >>204748518 >>204748519 >>204748551 but thought better of saying it. Especially things like "they don't owe you an explanation" or "it's not that deep" are womanisms.
OH MY GOD IVE BEEN RESPONDING TO BRIANMy bad yall
>>204748643im listening to the smiths cause i want to kms
>>204748660why are you like this
>>204748657you know how some fags are cool? well he's not cool
>>204748663Based sadboy
>>204748660Ok
what happens if you buy a fleshlight but then you pee into it
>>204748679it sterilizes it
>>204748660i'm gay>>204748670i'm the coolest of them all
>>204748679You have a fleshlight full of pee
>>204748670fags aren't cool
>>204748688Can you leave us alone? It's only been awhile since ratpedo left
>>204748692Freddy Mercury was cool
>standing up for urself and not being a defensive little bitch is womanlyUhhhhhh ok
>>204748689interesting
>>204748692some of them are and by and large they're friends with females so that's useful
>>204748701who is usyall are not a monolithic group
Women seem deeply hurt by the rejection of friendship with men. It's almost like their own form of inceldom. Instead of a romantic relationship, they can't have a platonic friendship with a man. This seems to bother them more than the same sort of lack of opposite sex friendship would to a man. My theory is that they perceive or even know that there is a depth to male friendship that they could never manage to experience.
At that point where I drank too much so I can't read greentext
>>204748660>posts 6 seconds apart>suspect samefagYou might be legitimately retarded
>>204748715it does make me sad at all the normal gay people that get wrapped up in the craziness every gay person i’ve known irl has been a delight to be around
>>204748641Main bus is just 4 rows of transporters close together one with all copper plates/iron plates etc it's easy to do then it runs down the middle and you feed it off when you need an iron belt or whatever
>>204748722You have a phone and a computer and 2 different internet connections. This is the equivalent of saying that you don't have a mic when asked to vc in 2014+10.
>>204748610The charismatic sociopath archetype just really annoys me I think. I just can't stand the fakeness. I hate people who pretend they're on your side while screwing you over or who hide behind humor to bully indirectly Like ive more respect for someone who's an asshole but is open and blunt about it then the smarmy asshole type of personI guess I just really value honesty above all else
dogberg is so cute
>>204748718Women exist to capture attentionDenial of her "friendship" by a man is saying she is not good enough to occupy a space of his mindIt is deeply offensive to her for obvious reasons of you follow the logic
>>204748718trust me sweetie no girl wants to be friends with your ugly boring incel assyou probably live somewhere in the woods far away from civilization
>>204748718it's just the asymmetry between emotional and sexual needs between men and womenwomen have more emotional and social needs and as such feel more rejected when they're not met, vice versa with sexual needs for men
hey hey marry me archie
>>204748738i actually dont have a mic doe
>>204748761that's a handsome fella
>>204748751>you probably live somewhere in the woods far away from civilizationwhat's wrong with that
>>204748761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecrCsEMdnQM
>>204748742he is cute >>204748746oh him said why did you stop that’s adorable
>>204748764Don't have a mic on your computer, sure.But you have a phone with a mic.
>>204748727>normal >gayThere is no gay person on earth who doesn't have daddy issues, extremely degenerate fetishes, and/or some kind of mental illness Fags are narcissistic, passive aggressive, and annoying Your nice friend probably watches videos of horse dicks or beastiality privately just being real with you.I used to think gays were normal because I believed the media image shown to me
>>204748761he’s on top of the world what’s his name ?
holding on to the hope that one day my life might be worth living
>>204748777Im not download discord on my phone
>>204748783ok well i’m not believing in some tv narrative he’s my friend he’s a good guy and you aren’t gonna convince me he’s not from an online post
>>204748797I'm not this bussy
>>204748783I'm straight and have degenerate fetishes and probably some mental illness or in the very least a personality disorder of some kind, what now? Should I kill myself?
>>204748797Sure nigga. We totally believe you aren't a tranny with a weird voice.
>>204748767most rural people are fucking garbage that's whatthey all barely have an education beyond high school and are turbo chuds
>brian is here
>>204748782where is their first date gonna be do you think
>>204748806Those are all men.
Brian is mad because his first boyfriend left to go work on a ranch and now he HATES anyone who wont live in the citypod and buy 19 dollar coffees
>>204748783you just described most people in generalthe difference is that straight people hide it because they're prude and have a sex negative mentality and right wingers also don't take mental health seriously. let's not forget rural areas have the highest suicide rates.
>>204748806>most rural people are fucking garbage that's whatI'm not THOUGH>they all barely have an education beyond high schoolI went to a trade school THOUGH>turbo chudsSo what
Having a high school education is one thing, but how tf do you be a high school dropout? You have to be actively trying to fail at that point
>>204748813Mardi gras
i’m gonna go take a bath can someone pretty please make the new when it comes time thank you
I'm getting deja vuHow many times are you guys going to have this exact conversation?
>>204748822>So whatchuds are actively holding society back from progressing and advancing. they are a burden on society and should be killed.
>>204748830>know everything i need to get a high school diploma in sophomore year>take GED test and stop attending schoolIts that easy
>>204748785Rae
>>204748838I will not make a new but enjoy ur baff did u go to lush
>>204748813dont know
>>204748846>chuds are actively holding society backWhat society? And didn't most of your countrymen just elect a chud?
Chuds in Canada be like >wow, I sure wish I had to pay a doctor's bill
ok since spinny has abandoned her duty (again s m h), who is going to make the new
STOP talking to him its pandoras box
>>204748820you know what you are right, and while gays tend to be pretty horny and gross, bestiality porn is overwhelmingly straight. I mean, gays will watched animated furry anthropomorphic cartoon animals fuck, but straight people watch actual real life live action animal fucking
>>204748820You're delusional and projecting Most people do not watch beastiality. I have never watched something like that in my life, but I bet if you polled lgbt people way more would respond to having watched that kind of content>straight people hide it because they're prude and have a sex negative mentality Standards have so completely declined that being at all disgusted at the idea of watching someone fuck a horse makes you a prude in 2024
>>204748881Meno one else make a thread please, I got this
>>204748852yaer no mate 99.9% of high school dropouts don't do that.
>>204748878Chuds here are just old royalists and the like. Or just MAGA lite. Tories aren't even conservative these days
>>204748887The only two people I've known to ever watch that kind of crap were both raging fags
>>204748894i believe in you (don't fuck this up)
>>204748818actually i had my first boyfriend at 19 and he lived in uptown (chicago). we actually sucked each other off on our first date.>>204748874>What society?the one we in urban (civilized) places live in>didn't most of your countrymen just elect a chud?if you look at a political map it was mostly the shithole flyover states who voted for tr*mp. and even IN those flyover states, it was mainly r*ral people who voted for him. all cities, even in "red" states, vote blue.
>>204748902Well idk what they do but thats what i did
you're in my headand you're in my heartwhen it comes to deceivingyou're off the charts
>>204748806I can smell this picture.
>>204748932New
>>204748909what were you doing being friends with gays? and how did you know they watched that?
>>204748933Not a fan
>>204748933early also gay
>>204748909Gays are more open about such things, but I swear to god from my own independent research on this subject, live action bestiality is overwhelmingly straight, and even more female-leaning than other forms of porn.
>>204748935>>204748937It's high quality
>>204748934>what were you doing being friends with gaysI wasn't friends with them they annoyed the fuck out of me>and how did you know they watched that?Because these disgusting weirdos would tell me unsolicited that they did no matter how much I told them I didn't want to hear about itBut I get it you're moving onto the cope that anyone who ever criticizes a gay person is just secretly closeted
>>204748965there's a lot you're not telling us
>>204749326yeah I had this impression too
