shagger edition
me sub edish
Bit heckin wimdy isn't it fellas?
my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"
poo wank
>>204849141Free electricity innit
Mental how we only have two cities with populations above 1 million
heckin windy out lads
>>204849141must have been that bean I ate
>>204849119Anyone got that image of that slag bimbo telling her fans shes going to fuck a virgin and the poor lad looks terrified.
>>204849172London and your mum's waiting room?
What is the best county in England?
Looking to move to the countryside in my 40s when I retire a millionaire with my lovely wife.
>>204849198SVSSEX
>>204849206>countrysideracist
>>204849198cumberland
More like Bussex.
al mountain the fat schizo crying about mcdonalds
>>204849218>>204849220Mhmmm incels posting on 4chan on a saturday night xx
>>204849157glinner went full KWABnever go full KWAB
>>204849198Got a soft spot for Dorset, lovely part of the country
>>204849218incel
It's amusing how right wing wealthy Americans and Englishmen think they're dissidents when their worldview is entirely mirrored by the ruling class.COINTELPRO alone is 100× more repression than any right wingers have ever faced in the USA.There's nothing radical, brave or edgy about supporting right wing politics, since support for fascism, "eugenics", euthnasia, privatisation of health care, white terror etc are all ingrained already among the bourgeois governments in the NATO world.
>>204849222Not a fan of the hustle and bustle of the city. Like my peace and quiet
>>204849246should have left this on mastodon mate x
Incel melty (an incelty, if you will) due in 15 minutes
sweat dreams are made of these
belgincel spending another saturday night posting his AI sex fantasies x
If I lost the genetic lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
>>204849289A life well lived
>>204849198Yorkshire ofc
>>204849172London, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds, Glasgow, CardiffThen we have Merseyside, Tyne and Wear, and probably other urban areas that are just one big sprawl over a million people.
>POV you're the new English teacher that just arrived in Yokohama by way of Leeds.
>>204849289he's been at it for over a fucking year. how the fuck do you not have it filtered yet
they should rename it to graped britain
>>204849327incel
>>204849316Nope only Birmingham and London
I’m a pathetic incel
>>204849343Raped Britainkwab
>>204849323not if its new images every time
Me: handsome fellaThe shag: with only ugly birdsWot gives
cop or not?
theres very little meat in these gym mats
>>204849343The woke mob renamed it to black lives matter back in 2021You couldn't make it up
>>204849372boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(> div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.replyContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))
>>204849355The population of Greater Manchester is estimated to be around 2.95 million in 2023.
>>204849381hearing impaired police officer
>>204849401Only about 300,000 humans though
>>204849372just filter the flag. you won't miss any legit belgian posters because there are none here
>>204849398its not being posted by a belgian flag is it mongboyalready got those filtered
>>204849273Never used it
Smoking Marijuana
*slips a whoopee cushion onto rorkes gaming chair*
>>204849401>Greater ManchesterSo not Manchester then, which has a population of 470k
>>204849431Filter by image size.
>>204849320
The city of London has less than 10k residents
>>204849431you said "belgincel"
ran out of weed
>>204849418It's so fucking sad. They have to manually refresh the captcha, download the prompts after generation and manually upload them whilst writing out babble.All whilst on a VPN rotating around bans and going through the cooldown period.
>>204849457not the same poster you mong
>>204849444The city is Greater Manchester, Manchester is just a town inside it
Has he done anything yet
>>204849444>>204849450
Is it immoral to fuck a chicken? I mean like a butchered chicken you buy in a shopFor context, Only I will be eating it
>>204849481He increased taxes
>>204849474then don't jump into a reply chain and get mad when someone uses it as context next time x
>>204849393 incel
>>204849505no
>>204849481made the country even more grey and depressing
>>204849477GM is a combined authority not a city, the city is run by a separate council
banning all mention of finance talk online. Don't need to be hearing about some guy YOLOing 20k into some stock and coming out with 6 figures in a week. Just stick to my VUAG thanks x
>>204849481Sir Pension FreezerSir Farm WreckerSir Kid Starver
>>204849505it's your chicken, you paid for it, you do what you want with it. the chicken doesn't give a fuck because it's dead. not that I approve of such a thing, just giving a balanced opinion
>>204849507>>204849526That wasn't very nice of him
>>204849483incel
sir poo farter
>>204849538Sir Patriot Jailer
thanks janny, good lad
sir twisted firestarter
>>204849536VWRL for me
>>204849516you know for a fact that the spammer posts on belgian and uk flags and I was talking about the same poster
Sir kier wants you COLD and he wants your nans pension SCRAPPED
getting really sick of how doctored up these JAV covers are.
Sir Gaza Bomber
Doctor told me I need a balanced diet, so now I eat standing on one leg
>>204849578incel
Sir Coke Snorter
Sir Fun Sponger
rorke hates this
insta deleted photo, can't even see it despite being here when it was posted.What's happened there then?
Fucking annoying dogs. If there are pet owners itt pls kys
Sir Arse Bummer
>>204849579That's a Jomon系 if I've ever bloody seen one!
Sir Keir Starmer
>>204849552>>204849521Thanks lads I'll fuck it thenIf my housemates choose to eat some of my leftovers then that is their fault!
Sir Crap Weather
Sir Silent But Deadly
British agriculture should be socialised and run by State Farms and Collective Farms.
Sir shite gimmick
weathers been shite since ‘sir kier’ came in get him fucking GONE
Rather windy out there, not looking good for the 6am run
>>204849481More taxes, war with Russia, nanny state, trying to introduce euthanasia for the undesirables
>>204849652I already did that oneI ALREADY DID ITSTOP TAKING MY POSTS!!!!
Sir Father Toolmaker
>>204849659kek
peter kay... funny
Sir Deer Molestor
>>204849657How about socialising some pussy for a change commiemong haha.
>>204849625Good postSick of those little shits yapping
Doctor told me I need to eat more brown bread, so I bought a toaster.
Sir shot kaba
>>204849657You should be trussed up like a chicken and fucked hard
>>204849685garlic bread haha
Sir Peter Kay
>>204849664A bit rude that
>>204849685OOO MEMBER HOBKNOBS MEMBER THEM
Sir Garlic Bread
>>204849685GARLIC.... BREAD?
>>204849657remember when zimbabwe was known as the breadbasket of africa, then mugabe stole all the farms and gave them to the unskilled masses? that worked out well right?
Sir Lamb Shawarma
>>204849691Seize the means of reproduction
>>204849623incel
>>204849664Esoteric, coke snorting, nihilistic, Sensitive Young Men who think they're intellectuals for being racist NATO supporters loving all this.
>>204849720Oh for fuck sake why bring up another country, he'll be straight onto Marxists.org and copypasting whatever opinions he finds
sir self harmer
Sir Kebab Warmer
found a cute British youtuber but she has short hair so I hope she ain't a lesbian or worse
>>204849720yea but then there were much less inqualityeveryone was equally starving
sir wank kwab
I fancy myself as a slim white mugabe
>>204849748don’t talk about your wee dead nana like that x
Nothing more nummy than nuggies ladsBillions must buy
>>204849748There is literally not one person that meets this description or even pretends to
>>204849751I know, but it's very relevant example of what happens when you just give farms to mongs.
wanking in the eden project rainforest dome
Sir Kwasi Wanker
sir chicken fucker
mid-00's commercialsso cloying
Sir Farm RAPER
sir off to bed
Sir Marxist Orger
>>204849795It's ok the conservatives will give us the first black female pm in a few years
John Lewis advert is good this year
post the webm, you know the one.. (with the deer)
>>2048497813rd panel in the blood splatter
Kwabsi Kwabteng
one time i wanked so hard i fell into another dimension
>>204849828There’s zero chance diversity hire badenoch becomes PM
>>204849828no they are going to wait for poo barmer to announce the election, decide she isnt polling well enough, push her out, boris johnson steps in as leader and wins the election
Maaaaaate
>>204849720Can't say I do because that was never the case
Goon with the wind
>>204849828>first woman PM>first asian PM>first black PM?What did the Tories mean by this
Monging and bonging
>>204849836
If you want them all to leave you need to vote reform, the only option that would even consider it
>>204849777Retard>>204849780Applies to Nietzschean degenerates
I fucked up my life irreconcilably
>>204849871They're ratings are down because they're too woke, goes ahead and hires the diversity candidate. What is their plan?
wanked my cock too hard and split my frenelum a bit
>>204849939May have a slim chance at unfucking my life as of next year
>>204849931Reform literally have a paki as CEO
Mate Mate Maaaaaaaaaaaaate
its 6pm here. ill probably end up sleeping through tomorrow and then staying up all night into monday morning
>>204849960he’ll be off too, we all know who actually runs that show
if i post my cock would you lads rate it in a non gay way?
>>204849949I've done the exact same thing lad. On a wank break while it heals
>>204849941good film, that
>>204849959I say this every yearEverything is disappointing
accept christ
Reform are just another pro-business partyLame af
it is possible for a petrol pump to not be expandable right? Because I was just trying to pull one for at least and made myself look like an idiot because it wouldn’t extend at all
>>204850001Mass is poo
>>204849983He could buy and sell you boy
>>204849380Why isn't nobody sympathetic to my situation? Are you that bitter?
ܑ>>204849999ܑ>>204850000wow checked
>>204850001the catholics have made me a childs fan >///<
>>204850034no idea i always wait for the one on the right side for my car just to avoid that kek
cumming to muscle bulls
I can't stop excessively fapping to jav bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYXZQ9BRiGw
>>204849994oh sure
>>204850102favourite codes?
>>204849731Noice
Faecal incontinence is near universal among gay bottoms
>>204850030All rightist grifters are pro capitalism
>>204850001baffling little move by the catholic church tbf
>>204850034Don’t think I’ve ever come across one that wouldn’t stretch
>>204850001Rule 34
>>204850157erm
Something cracked in me tonight lads. Was out for a shag, met a bird and walked her home and then just declined the invitation in and walked an hour home in silence. Realised I enjoyed the rambling small talk and her hanging onto my arm on the way home more than I enjoyed the thought of having sex with her. I think I'm quitting the shagging for a while lads. Gonna work on myself and try to find love instead.
>he can’t get the petrol pump to reach far enoughjust unlocked a new ick
>>204850128WAAA-135NFDM-396HMN-389
>>204849931I do want all the cops and fascists to leave yeah, whom do I vote fer?
>>204850184a clue gained
>>204850184any other fantastical delusions to share with us
>>204850184shagging indiscriminately does get boring and you grow out of it, enjoy the settled down life now much more me
>>204850184wow mental that
>>20485012866-FAG-POO
>>204850059Why aren't you helping?
>>204850184Good for you mate, no point if it’s become hollow
>>204850184Homo
Lads are turning down sex and I can't even get a shagI should be allowed to be on-call for these kind of things
might put a carrot up my bum for laughs
>>204850184thats cap
just want to shagtired of being a virgin freakwant to do that thing where you slap their pussy using your cock
just expelled a number of truly vile farts
>>204850292new business idea. emergency callout shagger for lads who can't be arsed fulfilling their obligations
When twitter was at its peak (2009-2016) it was largely liberal left wing, fresh, funnyNow that right wingers took over it, it's dyingMakes you think
gamers have had enough
>>204850223>>204850239Hollow's definitely the word for it. I think I just had the realisation that I've never really been in love. Think I came close once but that was a long while ago now and I miss it. Just sitting together for like 24 hours straight talking absolute shite but by the time it's over you feel like you're so much closer than before. That's the feeling I crave now. I want that back.
accidently came. hate that.
>>204850294okay but don't peel it, a woman died by cutting herself with a peeled carrot up her vag
>>204850331devilish...
>>204850359gem
>>204850372as mentioned, a clue gained
>>204850328have you tried putting some effort into it? any lad putting 8 hours a day into getting shagged would succeed eventually
I’m a 28 year old virgin
>>204850328off to the pub with you asap
>>204850359the rising
Ask me anything about the history of the Soviet Union.
>>204850454rookie numbers
his royal lordship sir spastic bastard
>>204850454stick with me and I'll teach you how to get laid, just buy my shaggers course and listen to my podcast
>>204850485What was the deal with Khrushchev
>>204850372Yesh mate, strange innit? You know what I used to like? When you had a fight with someone and talked it over and were honest, afterwards it felt like why were we even fighting? Crazy that.Or like, you know when you are hungry and have a snack, even if it's just a banana, you feel less hungry afterwards
>>204850402Honestly lad, it takes so very little effort. Buy some nice clothes, bit of skincare if you've rough skin, nice haircut and trim the facial hair and that's it. Go to a pub, some birds will inevitably ask to sit, and then get chatting. If you're fat, 3 months of gym time added and you're sorted.
Can't be doing with this timer shite when on phone for real dawg
Virgin freaks complain about not having sex but unwilling to learn the craft or inconvenience themselves in the slightest
sir clue gainer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90RLmI1hYk
aint none of this matters
>>204850548ktim
>>204850547it not right
>>204850567cor nice one
>>204850567>>204850605samecunt
>>204850617believe it or not, you're actually incorrect
Segregation never went away, it's just sex segregation.Segregated schools are allowedSegregated bathroomsSegregated sports.Segregated passenger carsWhat is it for, safety? Fairness? People would be demonised if they used those arguments for other forms of segregation.
>>204850522Made me think of the time I told a girl to "drop it" rather sternly when she tried to make a joke about something in front of someone I know would latch onto it and cause a fight between me and him. That look of genuine hurt in her eyes and her insistence on us just walking away from this lad to go talk privately about it was one of the most oddly intimate moments I can remember. I actually kissed her for the first time immediately after we had our wee heart to heart lol. It's weird the shit your heart latches onto.
>>204850642
Interpol actually made some good stuff after Antics.
>>204850633how so
>>204850666me on the left
>>204850673
>>204850530takes a lot of effort if you’re a deformed ugly cunt like me x
>>204850696I KEEP FALLING. MAYBE HALF THE TIME
>>204850700When was the last time you TRIED to look good lad?
My monkey brain can't stay away from the slots
>Interpol actually made some good stuff after Antics.
>>204850642grotesque dog and whatever that is on the right, a horse or something.
whats the sex having pipeline if youre a shy 5'6 males x (asking for a mate)
>>204850700Like actually deformed? Are you an elephant man type deformo?
literally just book a prostitute? its no more than £150 for an hour and many specialise in first timers. they've seen it all before, no need to be embarrassed about anything. i'd say if you're a 25+ year old virgin losing your v this way would be far less nerve racking than with a real girl
>>204850673>>204850733When did this prehistoric gimmick get revived?
>>204850740>shy 5'6 malektimothy
>>204850530>some birds will inevitably ask to sit, and then get chatting.never happens to me
cba with sex or owt too much effort
>>204850740time to get on the grindr lad x
>>204850776why is /brit/ pro-promiscuity.
>>204850777just now, i saved that webm and will begin fedora posting
Walk in on your own feetSays the rover
>An incident was documented on 4 October 1997, in the Farallon Islands off California in the United States. An estimated 4.7–5.3 m (15–17 ft) female orca immobilized an estimated 3–4 m (9.8–13.1 ft) great white shark.[153] The orca held the shark upside down to induce tonic immobility and kept the shark still for fifteen minutes, causing it to suffocate. The orca then proceeded to eat the dead shark's liver.[130][153][154] It is believed that the scent of the slain shark's carcass caused all the great whites in the region to flee, forfeiting an opportunity for a great seasonal feed. Another similar attack apparently occurred there in 2000, but its outcome is not clear.[155] After both attacks, the local population of about 100 great whites vanished.[154][155] Following the 2000 incident, a great white with a satellite tag was found to have immediately submerged to a depth of 500 m (1,600 ft) and swam to Hawaii.mammalchads stay winning
btw your test drops after age 30 so make the most of your youth :)
>>204850809it's a mp4
don’t waste your money on a prostitute, you haven’t truly lost your virginity until you’ve had no condom sex
>>204850805if you are a virgin at 25 you are reaching critical stage. no time for prudence
>>204850740Mate of mine is 5'5" and shags consistently. He is, however, not shy. So I would say that's the bit that needs worked on.
>>204850829it very slowly declines and is a non-factor until you're about 45
>>204850723what constitutes triedI shave everyday, get my haircut every 6-8 weeks, go to the gym 3 times a week
> Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door* > Zangu on his Santa Cosplay HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it! ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
>>204850836does rape count or is that a cheat too?
anyone here actually lost their virginity really late and went on to have successful relationship(s)?
I will be a shagger in 2025
>>204850858When was the last time you said hi to a woman?
and he's back
>>204850864any full penis and vagina sex counts as losing your virginity, sex with a condom puts a barrier between your Willy and the vagina, they don’t touch
>>204850835wtf, since when can mp4s be posted here?
The wonder that is modern healthcare is going to absolutely fuck up future generationsNature works on shit genes dying out and good genes thriving. Now the shit genes and good genes make no difference in reproduction. Without gene editing future humans are going to be infertile, speccy wearing, lazy little feckless runtoids who die from a cold without antivirals.
>>204850856you will not be keeping up with the yutes unfortunatelythe sissification slide is real
>>204850883no you won't. stop lying (to yourself)
>>204850909i will be a shagger in 2025
>>204850865Mate of mine lost his virginity at 31 and is in a happy relationship right now
I will be a wanker in 2025
imagine looksmaxxing hard, turn out decent and do absolutely nothing to score chicks and you just getting older and older hahaha
>>204850638how'd you two end up in the end
>>20485086522 for me.
Never gonna lose me virginity gonna be a gooner all my life
>>204850680insofar as we were 2 (two) separate australians
>>204850897yesterday
the years since covid dont counti was better then
>>204850966:O
>>204850954Why not a sex haver AND a gooner?
>>204850953would argue 22 isn't particularly late in reality
>>204850954enter one of those fuck a fan contest like that lad did
arrest all shaggersremove their essence via experimental quackeryinject the substance into myselfa shag gained, guaranteed
was a virgin before covid got a gf right at the start of covid and lost my v at the age of 21she just broke up with me and im now a virgin again at 25 lads
>>204850983It is quite late
>>204850981Can women really be gooners
>>204850947Couple years of happiness but then I arsed it all up. She's the closest I've ever felt to being in love.
just to let you knowyall welcome to sverigetråden and merge with us
>>204851032live and we learn I suppose
>>204851025later than average for surebut not LATE
>>204851016Can you prompt “ Big Slobby Fat Black Man with Big Mac”
TRUMP LOST!!The experts have come out and said that by winning, Trump and his supporters have sealed their demise. Joe Biden will order Kamal to not certify the results, and if Trump claims that it is illegal to do that, then it was illegal when he ordered it in 2020, and therefore Trump will be arrested and sent to prison, whereas Biden can just pardon Kamala for doing it so she does not go to prison. If Trump does NOT claim it is illegal, then he will not become President, and then he previous convictions can do to sentencing, where he will be sent to prison as well.The irony is that if Trump simply lost the election, he would have been able to live out his retirement years golfing, and probably would only be sentenced to pay fines for his previous crimes against the American people.Say goodbye Trumpers!
>>204851026I had a bird for a brief time who used to have me read fanfics to her out loud while she was spinning discs. That was eye opening.
>>204851062I don’t think this will happen
>>204851062
bonfire night tomorrow lads
wish i had a northern irish accent
>>204851023what happened mate
>>204851089Life's already a bonfire
>>204851104she broke up with me lad :/
Actor plays Virgin Freak pioneer in new movie>>204850638You are thick as a brick lad.
Why is the volume control on YouTube so bloody ram-intensive? Every time I try to adjust it the lag is so cringe inducing.
>>204851102why
>>204851102whys that then
>>204851124FONT
>>204851127works on my machine. i have a good computer you see
>>204851102Which one?
>>204851146love love LOVE "you see" posting
>>204850515Opportunist and a hidden Trotskyist who did immense damage to communism.
>>204851129>>204851132because they sound nice>>204851149Can't tell them apart but just general northern irish, sounds nice
new >>204851169
>>204851102lass in work has a proper strong NI accent. can't help but think of ian paisley when she speaks
twonking about
>>204850174IDF
The topology of the universe is changing with every new black hole
