anime spaff is on the cards

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Songs From The Big Chair sub-edition

Mongs from The Big Chair

love ordering doordash and just fucking killing the delivery cunt with an axe when he shows up lol

>>204863565
You do not have sex. You are a porn-addicted retard.

>>204863566
mong with the shit thread edition

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>>204863604

>>204863566
going far
getting nowhere
going far
the way you are

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

I hope Australians are ready to help protect Britain when WW3 kicks off

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

>>204863627
and get used as cannon fodder again? not bloody likely

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>>204863604

>>204863610
80 women I’ve shagged my lad

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

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Suspenseful.

arbeit macht frei

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>Brighton council threw man’s belongings in skip after he died, says brother

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

>>204863627
get tae fuck

So many bastard house and car alarms going off today must be this wind doing weird things

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individualy

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especialy love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

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>>204863627
bzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Imagine getting merked by one of these drones

>>204863622
Excuse me mate what the fuck are you doing? Utterly incorrect bradley selection.
I strongly suspect you are an anti-bradders cunt who is trying to destroy its well-earned reputation as /brit/'s best gimmique

>>204863651
took his fucking time didn't he

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>>204863662

Sir exChief kier-Starmer Likebufallo Sr. and reservation at spoons forkmaker
"bufallo not meant to be this way" at spoons (reservation), looking down at his haka napkin. Sir Chief Kier-Starmer Likebufallo could see the edge in his fathers hair, a birthmark he claims to have been a workplace accident-mark like buffalo; the spot where no hair could grow, although the wound had long since healed

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together.
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually

>>204863643
>>204863665
Only fair lads

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>>204863690

witnessing some flooding/spamming

Morning /engl+col/. What does striated mean?

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>beauracratic

currently working my way through a poo so atrocious and sloppy i might just have to hop in the shower afterward

>>204863699
Sir Anonymous Poster, father was a toolmaker

>>204863713
name of this slag?

*wears a tshirt with a giant QR code that links to an image of a poo*
alri

>>204863689
Ouch

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually
love to receive a text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

i cant do a skinfade i have hair like david luiz and a massive forehead

Rape the disabled

if ww3 kicks off and australia miraculously chooses to not get involved we will come out of it in a really good position
what will actually happen is we'll fuck up our economy by getting way too involved

>>204863730
Jess. Formerly Jim

>>204863730
k8gif
you might want to have a think about how you refer to women

Just to let you know that I support the raping of niggers

>>204863734
"dont scan me i dont want a number or the radiation from that"
>>204863754
father was a paver

love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff me
especially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

love fucking around on the phone all day
love getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch together
love having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third account
love the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually
love to receive a text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

so ugly and evil

>>204863765
I may not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it!

>>204863730
princess chelsea

>>204863740
china will merk u

>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>204863785
You're getting raped also

get the leaked content fucking posted

the band aid backlash tells you all you need to know about 'them' imo
don't give them a thing because they will just criticise it and ask for more and more until you have nothing left
should have kept 'them' in chains

Sir Jim Starmer
>>204863740
as soon as America joins in so will Australia

Get the niggers raped

Practically Christmas already

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This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

>>204863809
ummm posting leaked content is theft. these people work hard for a living

>>204863812
yeah
>>204863792
well they have to drive boats all the way down here and its quite far

Get the black niggers sucked the fuck off

zoomers in ww3 doing fortnite dances over corpses

Sir Retard Gf-haver and his gf, at the party. hes given her a Texas instruments Ti-90 calculator (with no games!)

thread's lagging

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This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Sir Tribal Chieftain

Got a skinfade and just ended up looking like a council estate retard

Sir Storm Bert

Get the black niggers sucked the fuck off

>>204863848
AI classification models being trained on fortnite dances so they can auto-target drones at those zoomers

>>204863879
screamnging

>>204863832
ah yes this is definitely a woman and most definitely not a mentally ill man dressed up in women's clobber

>>204863838
fuck me you were here when i got out of work at 5am and you're still here what's wrong with you

Sir Graphicscard Driver
his Father was a triangle maker
>>204863868
Jason

>>204863848
>yo where we dropping bro
>yo yo yo everyone drop at the bakhmut bicycle factory

>>204863869
screamnging
>>204863875
screamnging
>>204863879
screamnging
>>204863885
screamnging
>>204863886
screamnging
>>204863887
screamnging
>>204863890
screamnging
>>204863891
screamnging

who the hell is glinner again? another namefag or an eceleb like ruby? some of you need to find more interesting topics of conversation.

Sir Skin Fader

/bert/

>>204863903
scremgling

scroamggmgm

wish I could post racism

Sir Fake Highlighter De knighted humble commonfolk man making all the images blue so you click on them a

sir holo causter

wish i could poo rice

>>204863925
Tobes

>>204863904
glinner is rorke's da

Sir Scrreamign

sucking off a glass of eggnog

tobert

its been raining too much the novelty has worn off

unhinged hour is it?

Sir Paige Turner. his father was a dictionary (hes like 100 years old!!!)
Sir Gay when-i-was-young-this-was-a-normal-name Stramer

eggnog is clarse to be fair

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>Stramer

le post de la toby

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reckon carolus will do the same or will he leave it to william?

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happening Westminster bridge

Sir Egg Nogger

Sir Ham Burger playing into the hands of Ed Millionpounds

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>>204863997

>>204863997
Those peaceful Hamas supporters

Nothing more harrowing than a job centre plus

Sends a shiver down my spine just thinking about them

yeah but seriously though

>>204863988
I think they both have enough sense to realise how ridiculous that would look

yeah but seriously though

>>204863988
theyve already done a news article about "Why the king wont apologize for slavery"
i wondered what that was about but i mean these random headlines arent abnormal anymore

>>204863688
>since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficient

How do you come to this conclusion? Why would competition drive them to be better?

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Got the travel sick on

>>204863997
what the fuck.. this is exactly 9 weeks after the 11th day after 9/11

chooning to lily allen - not fair

>>204863794
man cant belive that was me

*huffs some jenkem*

sir air fryer

Just wanna live during peak Gobekli Tepe times with a cute proto-Turkish girl

>>204864049
not fair? dont care

>>204863721
Hello? Please? I am reading Lovecraft

>>204864008
the promises Sir Ham Burger delivers after 0.000450 pictoseconds as PM:
le me: you had ONE job unwholesome Hamburger

Elections in socialist states are free, fair, legal and democratic.

>>204864024
would rather top myself than deal with them again

going to hyperborea, anyone want anything

>>204863721
Stripey

>>204864082
1 golden apple ta

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>>204863988
He already did

Sir Tallest Slidechooser and tallest prime minister by at least 2 inch

>>204863739
Kek

>>204864079
anyone who disagrees is a bourgeois fascist

*walks towards the camera*

>>204864082
futanari upgrade kit for the gf

Sir Coffee Creamer

>>204864112
Looked at the thumbnail and immediately thought of bradders
This place has fucked me up

>>204864123
Sir Walksfor Camera

MK-Bradders

>>204864137
Whose Bradders?
ARE BRADDERS

cant find my incel earbuds so cant listen to my incel music on my little rainy incel walk

Sir Toby Carvery

>>204864166
built like she births warriors

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Don't understand at all.

>>204864166
Bitch looks like a young Gunther

who had it worse, knaves or slaves?

>>204864109
Thanks.

And slate is a slab of rock where you write, yeah?

it’s such a shame because I’m actually a really nice person and im good at sex
i don’t deserve this loneliness

>>204864166
if she's young then im a baby

It would make sense if job centres would be somewhere you could walk in and leave with a job not an hour later, no forms, no bullshit nanny state agreements. Instead they are literal demoralization centres, focused on preventing people languishing on benefits in a passive agressive manner

*Croatia arrives*
todays topic: slavery

His Majesty King Charles calls upon Australia and New Zealand to back the UK in its war against Russia.

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Cooked my gf mexican chicken for her meal prep this next few days. I am a bit of a doormat lol but I do spend a lot of time at her house eating her food

Sir Paki Pizza

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how does a LIE become a part of pop culture?
disgusting

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oof

>>204864234
hope she cheats on you with a bbc x

Sir Tow Mater
combine farmer harvester bamboozler

>>204864192
looks like the woman wants to watch the man stand still whilst she stands next to a cow

>>204864205
Yeah
Also just a type of rock that splits into thin sheets, traditionally used as roof tiles

>>204864208
Feel you. How do you know you are good at sex?

Dunno what to do today
Might take the bike out for a ride

>>204864234
>electric hob
omds

bertie

Sir Electric Hob

got a trail of that iptv that lad was talking about in the last thread
holy fuck there is a lot of porn channels on it

Sir Scotty Beamer from the ministry of beaming them up

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>>204864213
That's basically what the USSR had with labour bureaus.

>>204864293
roaring

Rachel reeves is gonna make u niggas work!

Sir Beef Stroganoff

>>204864290
Is there actually? Never even looked.

raorong

>>204863989
ah yes record yourself doing it, stupid cunt

>>204864234
Put a bit of that caramel fudge in just to fuck with her
If she says anything give her a lecture on how it's akushually authentic and then give her the cold soldier for being an uncultured racist

>>204864308
scrmagin

>>204864295

oh cool a moving image if you shake your head or laptop screen

>>204864249
car looks fine tbf

Kids are crying now cheers pal

got a receding pubeline

>>204864306
she can work my knob in her mouth

>>204864244
Mental that his hand got shot off in WW2 and I never saw it in the show

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>>204864280
Yeah not a fan myself

We basically eat pansloppacore like Stir Fry's and whatever

Better than chicken nuggets or ready meals I guess

>>204864234
looks like complete shit

white women ladies and gentlment

>>204864328
well, it was a Toyota before

Sir Coal Burner (father was a coalman)

>>204864290
my iptv man asked did i want the xxx channels on and i said no. should have said yes and started wanking in the living room like an animal

>>204864268
Ohhhh, the one you can throw on the ground and break

had a nostalgia wank to my old french teacher from school

wish she would have nonced me after class when i was an eager teen

>>204864234
Looks good mate x

shouldve said yes and then start wanking and basically my cock is huge and everyone from my past comes back to meet me again - with cake - so we eat it then i cum and they all started clapping

I said it 12 degrees and drizzle de lad

10x lush and i mean 10x lush

>>204864384
you've posted about her before

How does a toolmaker make tools?

>>204864361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yrnn9o8asE

another terrorist attack in london

got a match on tinder lads
she seems normal and has a nice body but looks like she’s had a face transplant or something
i think she could be the one

>>204864384
my old french teacher doesn't have facebook or insta or any pictures online anywhere otherwise id be ripping my cock off to her petite little arse

>>204864400
Toby

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>>204864343
well they did everything in their power to censor such a thing, to the point of even using hand doubles

>>204864348
let's see your dinner

>>204864410
pyramid skeem but everyone gets rich

>>204864410
with a tool maker

>>204864420
dating apps are not worth it

>>204864426
It's 12:12 mate not cooked it yet

used to have nostalgia wanks to the former hotties from my high school who still had all their photos up on their old myspace accounts
but then myspace went and deleted all old accounts and photos
gutted the day it happened

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Zenzen

Sir Skibidi Kerr

have nostalgia wanks from year 9

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>In early 1974, James Doohan was introduced to 17-year-old fan Wende Braunberger at a theatre performance. They were married that same year, when he was 54 and she was 18, on October 12, 1974.

>>204864452
and how old were they in these photos?

>>204864361
Ma ti thes re malaka? Pes mou tipota epitelous

Sir General Surgeon Surgeon general, general sir

>>204864450
DO IT NOW

>>204864473
Wanking to under 16s then?
um

>>204864464
when will she do porn?

all the people i knew from primary school are married and/or have kids now and i'm still a virgin

just ate 4 sausage rolls

Boris Dickson

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…..

smelly cuntz incorporated

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>>204864473

diego in? need to know whay the current standard-issue non-autistic shoe is for wearing around town and going to Sainsbury's

Sir Rune Scaper
Sir Blood Borner

kat on the 'og
>>204864544
u m

sir nonce hunter

Sir Guy Rimmer

Sir Negro Farmer

>>204864555
airfoce 1s

>>204864499
Den exo paei pote sto nafplio i stin peloponniso, alla exo tin entiposi oti oi peloponnisioi einai oi monoi ellines pou den einai tempelika koproskyla, kai gi' auto i ypoloipi ellada tous xlevazei

And "boring" originally means "drilling" or "drill"?

>>204864617
yeah

>>204864606
>>204864499
English only please

that was destiny's child singing their new smash hit survivor, next up nelly bringing us the very latest on nike's air force ones

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Sir Capitalist Banker

>>204864606
Pou kollaei ayto?

do you resent your father for the way he raised you? i do

>>204864444
yeah? what’s the alternative

>>204864646
You said "say anything".
I said my piece, related to the nafplio reference yesterday or whenever it was. You told me you'd been there.

Sir Long Stryder

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>>204864647
https://youtube.com/shorts/D1Ele_ovN0I?si=IS5YHWV86mc_IalG

>>204864647
No, he had a bad childhood and spoilt us to try and make up for it, I do however think he has awful principles which i don't intend to follow. He did his best.

>>204864652
Be confident
Make an effort
Talk to girls out and about
If it goes well, get their phone #
Start texting
Set up dates

Boom, no dating app competition fear and that feeling that you met someone on those capitalist apps

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thoughts on ayahuasca?

Sir Boris Johnson on a zipline holding two miniature British flags with no visible neck, smiling

>>204864674
Ahhh. Epeidh eipes oti to Nafplio einai h kalyterh parathalassia polh. Na pas, einai omorfh, alla na pas kai sthn Pylo

i should of posted all that shit on Twitter, maybe get 10K views a post. turn around after and give my opinion on GAZA

>>204864695
sounds good

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my turn next

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>>204864695

>>204864695
Quite experienced with psyches me. I want to try freebase DMT soon. I think ayahuasca is safe but it seems inconsistent. Frying your brain is a myth too btw

>>204864695
*screenshot of a retarded opinion*
woah

bedsheets smelling of cheesy feet

>>204864691
>talk to girls out and about

Okay but where? Just in the street? And talk about what? Nobody does this in 2024

brain cystic leukomalacia

Jingle bells all the way de lads
All the wayy

stis larisis to potami

going the morrisons

get your fucking willy out for the ira

>>204863892

unappreciated gempost
i said it

>>204864695
Weird I just came back to post this
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/british-mother-three-54-dies-095737879.html

Apparently healthy women dies after drinking it.
Terrible article by non-journo
>after drinking so-called psychedelic drug-laced tea at a retreat
Who so-called it that?
and the place was only charging 80 quid a day....definitely not a reputable place but the women obviously didn't wanna spend good money which is wild when you think about it

>>204864770
>Okay but where?
I would say places where it's likely you will find someone that fits your criteria, this could be a church if you're religious, a boardgame cafe if you're a neek, or a bar if you want a wild one. I prefer small gatherings.
>Just in the street?
Cold approaching on the street is weird, you're not a big issue seller
>And talk about what?
Just make them laugh innit
>Nobody does this in 2024
But girls are literally begging for this to happen to them trust me

BAAAAAAART

follow me on Twitter

who's in the right about farmers

31 days until Christmas

im playing Mojang on my
Windows taskbar

>>204864832
>Just make them laugh innit
That's called flashing and it's illegal
So encouraging neets online to commit crimes

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officetoil looms

that shit opens in the browser

YOU LOOK INTERESTING TO TALK TO

>>204864873
thats crazy

>jaguar trannies out THE SECOND I can afford one
fuck
what do I buy now

how to play Solitaire Mahjong

>>204864945
90s Pontiac, the chariot of kings

>>204864893
I think about this idea the picture is conveying a lot

might start a new world on minecraft and get steaming

Mahjong is playing an ad

>>204864957
you just match the tiles

easy does it, easy does it,
done a big poo out my butt

might start a new world on minecraft and get steaming

>>204865014
watching another ad to get a hint

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>just make them laugh

>>204865000
ktwm yesterday
eu anniv pvp realm horde lad

Sir Poo Sniffer

>>204864274
i had sex lots of times with the ex gf and she enjoyed it

Sir Vape Banner

>>204864208
"sure"

>>204864780
The fuck

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doing a cloakroom lads

might buy pic related, basin with integrated heated towel rail

sir fudge packer

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>>204865014

sir sex haver

/brit/ is just a bunch of lads poking fun at one another, having a laugh, sucking each other off, nothing wrong with it

>>204865076
then why'd she break up with you

>>204865099
yet another closet for you to hide in?

>>204864945
might buy a second hand one if they go down in value

damn, im the mentally retarded gf

>>204863575
>>204863575
>>204863575

>>204865139
ktim at the weekend with the lads

>>204865141
it's a closet now, I'm converting it into a cloakroom

>>204865099
seems like you could burn your legs easily

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>>204864865
The working class

Industrial agriculture from the 2nd revolution is battling against its extinction by the 4th, the brunt of which will be bore by the smaller businesses i.e. small farm owners. To get an accurate idea of the change, look at India.and the farmers' struggles there