Water test edition
>>205593518because theyre stupid, steve?
>doordash/uber eats driving niggas genuinely think 50% should be the minimum tipget a real job nigga
>>205593726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>205593726chickens really are weird looking animals
lots of fun stuff to do on the weekend
hello. slept for 9 hours
slept with your sister for 9 hours
this is the closest relative of the domesticated chicken. what have we done to these things
saars do not redeem FBI nomination
>>205593918Most don't look that far off though
sadpanda letting you bookmark your favorite stories all on one page like a magazine stand is one of the greatest technological marvels of the 21st century
>>205590559I'm finally making enough money where this will be possible soon. Took long enough because complete fuck up
I’VE GOT A DREAM HOUSE I’LL BUILD THERE ONE DAY
El Arcangel Miguel
Finger my shitoris
>>205594093Thats mexican for "the archangel miguel"
Any of you ever been with a tranny?
>>205594059>away from it allI hope you'll still have a septic tank and stuff
>>205594106One of the fun parts about a new partner is figuring out which method they get off to the most
sitting one foot away from the heater
Filipino niggas be like>yooo I'm pinoy :-D
my life is over
would
semen brosssss
>>205594356what did you do this time, ryan
>>205593518Here, if the glass contains cum, it's impossible to fail it.
>>205594373I remember there being some pretty funny r34 of her kicking around back when this show was still running
>>20559435622 year old nigawgas be like>my life is over
>>205594438
>i recall there was some disgusting porn back in the day, haha
>>205594356same
I am Astar, a robot from planet danger
>>205594508First day here, bud?
any bald incels want to relate their experience?
soon very soon im going to be too old to have a high class new york LA professional office worker making 200k a year gf and thats just the age difference im too poor too unhealthy and therefore ugly too short and too unpleasant I should just move to thailand or the philipines and start doing heroin or something
>>205594438if anyone knows cum, it's russians
how can one stop being addicted to things?
>>205594652i'm only a balding incel, i still have lots to learn
>>205594706dopamine detox
People's lives revolve so much, not just around relationships, but the idea of relationships, that even entertaining the idea that someone can be content alone (without removing the *desire* for a relationship, but only removing the *need for one) is unthinkable to people and will make them argue against you and your own contentment. Because they love the feeling they receive, once again, not just relationships but the idea of relationships, that they don't want to be content without it. It's like when I was a kid, and I used to fear growing up and not wanting to play video games anymore. But now I'm grown up, not as into video games as I used to be, and I don't care. In fact it's probably a good thing because there are other joys in life that are more meaningful, that the video game is only, at best, an imitation of. I am not saying other people need to be like me and not pursue a relationship, it is the other way around. It is other people who say I need to be like them and obsess over the idea of having a partner.
>>205594733im a balding volcel
>>205594706never start! But seriously, once an addict always an addict, you can't decide to not be addicted, and not have the craving. But you have the choice on whether or not you partake in your addiction again. It helps to have some sort of purpose you can work towards as well, something better than that thing you're addicted to.
sex on demand i need sex on demand
cultural imperialism wonNickolodeanization won Globohomo (the good kind) won
>>205593518btw the answer to OP imagine is literally just a horizontal line. It's not asking the exact level the water would be at, 40% of COLLEGE women literally could not solve this
>>205594875Okay fine *bends over*
I cant jerk off to skinny women because ive only been with big girls so i dont know how to imagine what their bodies are like
>>205594900wrong, if you selected and rotated the left image 45 degrees in MS paint, the blue part would rotate along with the outline
Remember that time there was a blackout in LA and the residents called 911 cause they thought the stars were explosions
>>205594966it was probably all the blacks and mexicans who called 911 for that
tfw no daughter
>>205594875sex on demand i need sex on demandthere are websites for that
>>205595005Remember that time there was a blackout in LA and the residents called 911 cause they thought the stars were explosions
>>205595008are you taking the proper measures to acquire a daughter? the answer is probably no.
>>205595005I don't remember that. Chat is this real?
>>205595079I'll have you know I went to a bar last night
Was Brat aoty?
free sex on demand i need free sex on demand
>>205595128sounds like you need to go to grindr
>>205594668don't do heroin, that would turn you into a slave. but you can chill by yourself for a while. become okay with people not liking you. become a more likable person, if you want. try to improve your health, if you want.
do you tip the hooker 25%?
>>205595247No, I give her the whole thing
>>205595238>humorous as a german>humble as a frenchman
>>205595207Are there reviews like on eBay? "A+++++++, great experience, fast delivery"
>>205595238Ah yes those Danes and uh not being discreet
>>205595313youre already an expert on fast delivery
>>205595313>Are there reviews like on eBay? "A+++++++, great experience, fast delivery"funnily enough, yes there are
business idea: sepuku
>>205595340Are you retarded.By discreet they mean thirsty and handsy and rapelike. Like jeets.>generous as a dutchmanKekereked.
>>205595394look, it's deer man
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/113652503204625134
Me and the boys watched Gladiator last night
>>205595238>>205595340but danes are rapey always have been
>>205595394*cocks shotgun*
>coworker got kicked out of the strip club last night>Nobody has heard from him since
>>205595426>>205595492I have never heard that stereotype
>>205595474lol a reshare or "retweet" on truth social is called a "retruth" lmao on brand but still its just like why is everything so clownworld it cant be just this country
>>205595474GIWTWM
>>205595351She's probably butt ugly
>>205595238>generous as a dutchmansure, there's a stereotype that dutch people are cheapskates, but it's also fashionable for them to have a preferred charity they donate to, which is pretty admirable
>>205595522Neither have I, but by lack of discretion, judging off the picture, they mean being too forward.
>>205595516Tbf I wouldn't want to talk to anyone for awhile after embarrassing myself like that either
I want to jerk off to hentai but I know I should wait to bust inside of my wife when she gets off from work because it feels better.
>>205595565They literally invented capitalism and tikkie. They're famously the whitest jews.
>>205595497nooooovenison tastes terrible and strange
I saw some pictures on /int/ a few days ago of a guy completely swallowed by his fetish and it's inspired me to stop masturbating before I end up like him
>>205595564true, most of the escorts on the site look like bimbos like this and I don't see the attraction at all, they look like blow up dolls so fake
>>205595614stop lying, you dont have a wife!
>>205595614I don't jerk off to cartoons but I do wrestle with that same conundrum from time to time. Though not because we wouldn't fugg anyway, just because I'm trying to get her pregnant and her chances are very low
>>205595636I hate bimbos and fake shit and plastic but even then I'd still like those little moist lips wrapped around my glans with her whore tongue lapping under my foreskin.
>>205595599What I was trying to get at in my original post was that it seemed like a made-up stereotype
>>205595681lol its like they all got lip surgery
>>205595636Post this in the Brazil gen and they'll demand the sauce, mark my words. Also, 10 bucks says she has dozens of pictures of the same angle looking at her from being, ass in the way and no chest because there's nothing to see there. Fucking shit taste apes
>>205595681
>>205595629depending on the details, yeah, amsterdam had the first stock exchange
>>205595688How would we know. Neither of us exactly participates in Danish populated circles.
>>205595654I feel like if I jerk off I can't nut in my wife for like 3 days. I think it's cuz when I jerk it I edge for hours and hours and completely drain my balls in one cumshot so I'm completely empty when I got to have sex.
>>205595681>littleThey're fat a puffy, what're you on about boi
>>205595737You're right, I'm going to book a flight to Denmark right now to investigate this
>>205595638I wish I didntyknow I havent spoken to her in ten yearsI didnt want to interrupt her
>>205595727She has nice lips.
Gracie Abrams is doodoo
>>205595760I forgot to jerk off before hopping on int my bad.
>>205595767I love this nigga like you wouldn't believe
i really gotta kill myself soon
>>205595921gimme your stuff first
just literally sharted in a mart took my shitty pants off and walked out in some sweatpants
might go outside
>>205595855hey at least someone doesI tell ya I get no respect.I tried to teach my son about the birds and the bees, he told me about the butcher and my wife
>>205595961based patriot
>>205595921Are you the pennsylvania guy?
>>205595008that cat is definitely an asshole, even by cat standards
pork sosage
Gen z boss and a mini
just let loose a mighty sneeze
>>205595984What's wrong with kids these days, Rodney!
>>205596133good, get the bad stuff out
>>205596176i recycle the good nuggets
>>205596133You haven't been using iodized table salt, have you?
>>205596168they got it too easy these days, yknow. When I was growing up, we were made of stronger stuff When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them
an iranian woman just flew on my cock in new jersey!
>>205596304?
>>205595941it's yours my friend >>205596010no
>>205596304same, but whoopie goldberg in boise
My dad is Iranistani
is extremism genetic?
FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL ON YOUR KNEEEEEEESO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR THE ANGEL VOICESO night divine, O night when Christ was bornO night, O Holy niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, O night divine
New frank green and a sneaky link New frank green and a sneaky link
>>205596459I don't think so, I was discussing Rita Crundwell with my brother and I said now that she's free someone can finally kill her and he said that killing was le heckin bad
>>205596276Lmao
FREE LUIGI MANGIONE AND DANIEL PENNY
It takes 10 lazy housewives to half assedly do a job that 3 or 4 disabled veterans could do in the same amount of time and with better results
>>205596494Every time I see this image I'm reminded of a girl from high school that looked exactly like it. She once asked me if I wanted to have sex. I politely declined for obvious reasons
WHEN IS THE SKRIBBL
>>205596660>I politely declined for obvious reasonsbecause youre gay?
is...is wendy williams going to be alright bros?
4 billion women in the world and none of them would have sex with you
>>205596619you think my life is funny? You think I enjoy these hardships?When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
>>205596624The thinking mans opinion (unironically though)
>>205596703Speak for yourself
>>205596664I told you, right after Sanna sits on my face
>>205596675No because she was not at all attractive. I wasn't having a hard time getting it when I wanted it at the time
>>205596664The foid who set them up got banned She offered janny nudes for forgiveness and he accepted but then got furious and extended her ban when he saw that she is a biological woman
>>205596692No. Didn't you watch her documentary? She's cooked
>>205596786She got banned awhile ago. I think it was a 3 week ban, though. I'm not sure why she wouldnt evade it
i have a weird recurring dream that takes place in at mcdonalds late night
>>205596759i have a pig named sanna that i'm going to make into pork but i don't know how i can ship that into the great states of the amerikas
>>205596911Based
So, is Trump going to take Canada?
>>205597073im going to take your mom to pound town
There is no dad only Zuul
>>205597108Trudeau killed Canada, you need to save it.
My neck is dark does that mean I have diabetesI can't scrub it offI'm skinnyfat
>>205597073Not on our watch.
when we have the technology to control the weather for an entire city, how will we decide how to use it? what if a bunch of jerks vote for rain?
>>205597445Id vote for rain
>>205597433>utah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Na1A6lSHnshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Na1A6lSHnshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Na1A6lSHns
>>205597445The thermostat will be overseen by a Council of Fathers
>>205597445I’d rather die than live in a city like that
>>205597568
>>20559744524/7 rain and snow to filter out the browns
>>205597684bro you ARE brown
I like that dead in the eyes look
BREAKING BREAKINGIMAGE CAPTURED FROM INSIDE MYSTERIOUS DRONE!!!
it's 67 degrees in my condo rn. fuck heaters.
>>205597901Idk what people are expecting. It's obviously just an adversary (probably china) gauging response
>>205597860they look pretty old for 21
meet n fuck kingdom, steve
>>205597925Wdym? 67 is great
Strategy of Security
snowing AND rainingglobal WARMING 'drying out the earth' my ASS
BREAKING: A massive Somali autism welfare scam just exploded in Minnesota. The number of Autism providers went up 700% from 41 to 328 in the past five yearsAutism spending shot up from $6M to $192MSomalis are 7X more likely to get autism servicesFBI raids happening now
>>205597989snowing and raining in your location, sure. but maybe that water is being taken from elsewhere
>>205597989For anyone that reads this and thinks he's serious, it's greater fluctuations and extremes in weather, not literally only getting hotter and hotter
reading freud
>>205597989Got freezing rain in my area Hopefully I get called off work
ok damn he/she was really dedicated to it, I'll give him props for it
>>205597989meanwhile, down under
What are the /cum/bums having for lunch today
>>205598148Probably just going to make the ground beef I got in the fridge
jicking my dick
>>205598148bit late for lunch, angelino
broke the #4 guard on my clippers
>>205597990nords live there. the autism rates should be higher than the rest of the nation.
>>205598148i had some beef stew
>>205598200Either way you wouldn't go to a somali "doctor" for literally anything unless you were insanely retarded, and thus got what you deserved.
>>205598196military buzzcut is your only option now
>>205598148i skipped lunch
played Doki Doki Literature Club recently with a friend. we thought it was alright, but we preferred Slay The Princess for the superior looping narrative, choices and story.
>>205597397you're fucked
>>205598190It's 1230
Marriage is an institution. and you know how nice institutions are
YES AND SAY THAT SHIT WITH YOUR CHEST AND BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND
>>205598210Think I'll make some when I get home. Sounds pretty good. Put some barely in it too
>>205597397i think it's autism
>>205598303does she put you in a padded room?
>>205597397did your gf get some of her makeup on your neck while you two were having a wild romp last night?
>>205598467i look exactly like that
>>205598467OH MY GOD YOU GUYS HE IS SO SO CUTE!!!
https://youtu.be/TbLl7S10rCA
>>205598581>CUTEjust like you :D
whats the best alien invasion movie
>>205598702mars attacks
to the guy who goes to the bar every friday and drinks alone: found your soulmate
>>205598702Mars Attacks
I fully support Trump annexing Canada
>>205598723kek, that guy...
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>205598773one day he'll talk to somebody, I have hope
>>205598723bro yesterday was fucking awfulhe highlight of the night was arguing with an animatronic santa claus
>It is the year 2009, I'm listening to godspeed you! black emperor and angrily reading wikipedia articles about US government warfare >It is the year 2016, I'm listening to godspeed you! black emperor and angrily reading wikipedia articles about US government warfare >It is the year 2024, I'm listening to godspeed you! black emperor and angrily reading wikipedia articles about US government warfare I'm perpetually 14.
>>205598619stop it anon you're embaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassing me xD
>>205598723How can you be a grown woman and not understand social conventions. Like men get a pass for a variety of reasons, but how can a woman not understand these things
>>205598927>he's blushing:DDDD
Do you love your 51st State?
watching destiny
>>205598868>highlight of the night was arguing with an animatronic santa clausdamn now you argued with Santa Claus and you're only going to get coal in your stocking
>>205598841I just did that
>>205598934>How can you be a grown woman and not understand social conventionsautism?
Should I read the lord of the rings series?
>>205599039yes, how have you not already
>>205598981Why would you do that
But that’s how utility works. The money to preserve traditional things is purchased with the blood of the third world. The money for the bugman’s neo-vagina is just there serendipitously, like mana from heaven.
>>205598992I always turn into a fucking mopey sad sap when I get drunk. I hate it and I know it pisses off the people Im talking to, but A) Im drunk and cant stop myself, and B) drinking for liquid courage so I *DO* talk to peopleSince everyone else was already engaged in a conversation and the two chicks next to me were already being hit on by some guy, I was out of luck. So I started muttering to the santa claus asking why Im such a failure
>>205593726I thought the chicken scared the bog but it looks like both are playing. That's very cute but is less funny than I expected.tpbp btw
>>205599039it's culturally significant and *some* people enjoy it, but it's also very long. do you like fantasy literature and linguistics (tolkien was a huge language nerd)?you could read "the hobbit", which is a much shorter novel, to see if you like tolkien generally.
feel like jerking off
>>205599324try nofap?
why is the goat of /cum/ a slovakian?
Dear pesky colored:The koopatroops and I have taken over the Mexican Kingdom
>>205599391serb, m8
>>205599365i love cumming though
Will never not be funny how leftists say conservatives are scared of the city and then display prey behavior while living in the city>“Look you coward just roll up in a ball and hand over your wallet if they start hassling you. Stop being so scared”
>>205599234What's the best part about Gremlins?
>>205599444no one asked
jocking my dock
falling asleep with tablet on my chest
didnt know /cum/ was full of old geezers
>>205599487t. prey
>>205599602Coming up on 2025, I have almost been posting in this general for 10 years
>>205599602you are fucking you are fucking you fucking you
The men are afraid that women only want chads. The women are afraid that men only want Instagram models. Who's right?
>>205599733Me
>>205599781no u r WRONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abAJgvMdBc
now im happy
playing a game of phoenix then gonna make something to eat im so hungy broes
wish i wasnt retarded
>>205599733women totally misunderstand me. i send amazon gift cards to women who keep their clothes on. i'm a good guy and don't condone any dirty stuff
>>205599885this is me. i took I-95 south instead of north. im so dumb
>>205599885you're probably smarter than you think just get an amphetamine prescription to kick start your brain again
>>205599885I keep hoping that life experience will make me less stupid, but it doesn't seem to work
>>205599180>I always turn into a fucking mopey sad sap when I get drunk. I hate it and I know it pisses off the people Im talking toYes. Kind of an underlying problem being all sad and mopey. Nobody at the bar wants to hear sob stories, so you are, for all intents, sabotaging yourself.
>>205599921how do i get an amphetamine prescription
>>205599885Same
>>205599921no, im not.
>>205599875now im envious of you
>>205600002but I get sad and mopey BECAUSE nobody talks to mealso the first bar I went to charged me TWELVE dolalrs for a double whiskey shot
im a cockroach
>>205600191>TWELVE dolalrs for a double whiskey shothave you considered drinking at home?
Can you retards guess what plant this is?
>>205600251OF COURSE I HAVE YOU IDIOTbut then I dont meet people
>>205600250
>>205600304giwtwm
>>205600293mint
>>205600293pesto
>>205600299>go to bar>dont meet people>spend 3x for whiskeymoron
>>205593518Why? Because they're women.
>>205600323No. This is my mint here>>205600333Ehhh I’ll give you this one
>>205600191no, you're sad and mopey so nobody wants to talk to you, especially women. Trust me I can tell this shit as a guy, women can definitely tell. But I suppose if you really love 12 whiskeys and losing an argument to Santa then keep on keepin on.
>>205600341I DIDNT KNOW ITD COST THAT MUCH WHEN I BOUGHT IT, THEY HAD $4 BOURBON SHOTS ADVERTISED SO I FIGURED THIS WOULD BE THE SAME. FUCK YOU>>205600409I came INTO the bar happy and in high spirits tho
big fan of NTR
>>205600468Why? you won't ever get a GF so you can't really be a cuck, now can you?
It seems rare for someone who's been fat their whole life to lose all the weight and stay skinny for the rest of their life.
>>205600450>$4 BOURBON SHOTS>Makers Mark - $25>17 shots>$1.4 per shotyou are a fucking retard
>>205600598did the "going to the bar to meet people" part fly right over your head?
Guess what plant this is, retards?
>>205600663salmonella
>>205600638>goes to the bar>mopey>meets no oneidk man, you tell me
>be sad faggot >nobody wants to spend time with youshocker
>>205600663cummy bummy
>>205600499i dont self insert. its just women choosing pleasure over love is very hot to me
make some posts retards
Anal buttsex with plush female asses
just devoured two slices of delicious sharp cheddar
>>205600963You are brown.
>>205600933why
>>205600957do they shit with those asses
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT CHEESE, YOU MUST BE MEXICAN
>>205601050I... I... I don't know.....
>>205601050no poop comes from the anus
>>205601050i don't think the butt cheeks have anything to do with the bowels. i could be wrong though
>>205601050girls dont poopthat would be disgusting
>>205600963>sharp cheddarwhy anybody buy any other cheddar
>>205601049I miss you...
>>205601074You are Mexican, and trans like that faggot manwhore from last night
>>205601115they do
>>205601143how the fuck does eating cheese make me mexican>>205601117sometimes medium cheddar can be good
>>205601174>how the fuck does eating cheese make me mexicancause mexicans are famously lactose tolerant...er um yeah
>>205601189then why would I be eating CHEESE
spinny is getting fucked by chad tight now
>>205601174Because you are fucking gassy paco
picking a fight with cheese and losing is disgraceful
Should I ask for a Philips Oneblade for quismos?
Should i send my date a message a day before? I get the feeling it would be good to do to avoid any ghosting but I'm not sure what I'd say
>>205601220nah we finished a while ago, waiting for round 2 soon
>chad tightgood name
>>205601220Her simps will NOT like this
>>205601285
schizopoo finna boutta have another melty!
>>205601125you dont know me
