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im a big fan of women
>Chad TightWhite Man.
jucking my duck
>captcha failing 5 times in a row despite being exactly correctfucking bitch
>>205601331women aren't real, sorry chud only trannies exist
>eating cheese means youre mexican>saying bomb cyclone or atmospheric river triggers the leafwhy does /cum/ have the weirdest schizos
>>205601399>seething because you're a tacoYou lost. Get over it. We know you're Mexican, stop reminding us, OK?
>>205601399all generals have their own set of schizos. there's nothing unique about ours
>>205601399you've clearly never been to another general
>>205601473Im not hispanic at all. youre schizophrenic
>>205601508business idea: throw the schizos into the ocean
I sent some stuff. I'm excited to have fun but not sure if either of the dates are turning into anything real. I kinda want a girl who matches my texting and so far I've gotten some really sparse conversation. I'm a writer, I can't cope with short, one sided conversations.
>>205601562good luck
Awkward truth:Capitalism results in the reduction of extreme poverty more quickly than the efforts of people focusing on the reduction of extreme poverty.
>>205601539You. Are. Colored. You lost. It's over. Get over it.
Quick, Act Natural
>>205601624post hand
My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeksI called him up I said "Doc im 70 miles from my house"
>>205601712Here you go, hermano.
why can't posters here ignore retards?it is very easy to do
6 geese a-laying....FIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIINGS
>>205601764post your FRI faggot
they call me mr. two steps forward and one step back.
>>205601839and 10 bricks right from shit sack.
I want to listen to old Art Bell broadcasts on long drives down the interstate with spinny~
https://x.com/PrintsandtheRev/status/1867662273810145452See, this is how you're supposed to take care of indigent women
>>205601876>Art BellWhat's he like
>>205601884>*CLANG*>*CLANG*>*CLANG*
>>205601952space ghost
>>205601607Thank you fren, it was a good move to reach out
Getting a haircut today
>>205601968she has buns of steel
Why can't Americans banter
>>205601989need one soon
>>205601996not covered under the Tikkie T&C
just watched film love field (1992)have you seen it anon?
>>205602035have nothave you seen the time travelers wife?
>>205602035no i don't watch movies
>>205602055nopedoes it also have a cheating wife?
listening to doja cat with the the gurls!!
>>205601884What movie is this from?
>>205601884what the fuck he should've done it bare handed
>>205602186its funnier with the little shovel
how many metric tons of corn syrup have you consumed today
>>205602143I’ve had stuffy ears for a week now because of a fluelistening music sucks atm but I hope it’ll soon pass
>>205602123no, it is about a man who has a genetic disorder that causes him to time travel at random at mostly emotional or stressful situations and theres a girl he falls in love with and for her, hes been visiting her periodicaly since she was a child, for him he doesnt meet her til in his 20s or 30s and its weird that she knows everything about him alreadyvery beautiful movie, no ntr no cheating no evil shit just good wholesome romance movie with a sad climax, interesting hook, makes u feel like real movie love is possible in the world type of film
Thoughts on Connecticut?
>>205602309my cousin cody lives there. he's annoying
>>205602309it's a teeny tiny statetriple h is from there
>>205602246that’s nice anonmaybe I’ll watch it some day
>>205602331fuck dat nigga cody fr
>>205602331anon! that isn't a nice thing to say about your cousin. he's your blood
>>205602186she would have liked it better barehanded for sure
>>205602331based cousin cody hater dont like mine either hes also very annoying>>205602369that doesnt mean a damn thing
>>205602468i hate flightless birds and wading birds so much
Sometimes I'm too lazy to get something to eat after work, then I get home and have nothing to eat
>>205602524Me that's why I'm so boney
>>205602524sometimes im so eepy i take a nap after the gym without eating and i wake up with awful muscle cramps
I am 115 pounds soaking wet
Do any of you have a gun? Will you come to my house and shoot me in the head?
>>205602559i literally weigh 2 of youthats kinda hot>>205602564yes and no in that order
>>205602564i have a compound bow would that work
>>205602559hey sweetie how YOU doin
whos the wannabe spinster
>>205602615what's it to ya, faggot
>>205602573>>205602590I will behead all of you
>>205602638"no"
>>205602615rude wtheck
>>205602524here's a protip: go to this place called the "grocery store" and buy some food and put it in your fridge
>>205602573230? you fat fuck
lookit richie rich here, he can afford groceries
total simp death
throw schizos into shark infested waters
>>205602815I bet you eat cheese
now this is bants
>>205602692oh i meant for >>205602638 my bad
Who is gonna hit the club tonight?
>>205602702I CANT DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itty bitty titties and a bob
>>205602954literally me
>>205602954for me its gen z boss and a minitotal blondie motherhood
>>205602938>wannabe methheadno thanks>>205602954
>>205602975just dont eat her out retard
>>20560294355?
>>205602939we finna boutta pop bottles 2nite bruh??
>>205602993>just spend your time with a whore, retard
liberals?owned
>>205603071as per usual
>>205603019At all I cant pass the written test because I cant be bothered to read and remember boring shit
RFK jr is going to have to pray away the goyslop from my cold dead hands
>>205603071every day for the next 4 years
>>205603117no condescension you might be genuinely just stupid bro
>>205603071give me my fucking gold standard back and hang the federal reserveoh wait nothing happens because he loves jews and they would bomb us for abolishing their banking scheme just like they almost bankrupted the nordic countries for trying to ban circumcision
condoleeza rice ascension
>DavidsonvilleThis is right next to my town.What are the drones /cum/? Are we in danger?
>>205603141My IQ is 136 tho professionally tested by an Ashekanzi jew I just have ADHD memory
>>205603172its either chinese or ayysmost probably ayys imo>>205603191you can have a high iq but be just stupid if your brain doesnt work right
>>205603191You can't write Ashkenazi without "nazi". Just think about it!
>>205603191nah you just stupid
>>205603225Its over I should kill myself with a gun
>>205603172its da ruskies
>>205603225>>205603250>Chinese>RussiansWhy the FUCK do we not shoot them down then?!
>>205603071he's saving america libtard
>>205603266thats an act of aggression o algo
whimsical slut she'll fuck you in the butt but when she busts her nut she flies awayyyyy
>>205603071How will this help poor Americans?
>>205603291The act of aggression is invading our airspace for out in the open spying operations
>>205603311who gives a shit about the poors
>>205603336A lot of his voters are rural white poors. He should care about them.
>Im a genius>yah Im too stupid to read driving pamphlets made for 15 year olds, what about it?
Was Friday night funkin always this hard?
>>205603481Last night I smoked weed, drank alcohol, and ate 4,000 calories of food
>>205603311dropping the corporate tax rate to 12% from 21% (after he dropped it from 35% previously) means the wealth will trickle down
>>205603336show us some rich guy cool stuff
>Last night I smoked weed
i had a steel reserve 211. it was delicious
>>205603361The actual answer, from an industry professional, starts back during the obama administration. His entire cabinet was handpicked by one of the largest banks (citibank) in the country, and they wanted a larger market share among other things.the easiest way to do this was to crush small banks under heaping piles of government regulation. big banks could afford it + they'd make the money back when the small banks went under due to the weight of their entire profit suddenly vanishing.Returning the banking system to a pre-Obama system, especially in rural areas, does in fact, de facto help rural voters. It HARMS wall street banks however.
So tranny janny banned me Thursday night just for replying to a off topic post. I swear they are hounding me day and night for any chance to fuck me over.
>>205603509People also told similar things during the sexual revolution. They said that promiscuity would trickle down. Now the chads get all the pussy while all the low value men are incels.
> the wealth will trickle down
>>205602939It's been months since I hit up the club
My urine will trickle down your face
>>205603565lol
>>205603509You think banks set the tax rate??? ???
>>205603551ummm....based?
>>205602939Should I go alone and try to find a bad bitch?
>>205603564thats usually /v/ janny behavior, im surprised they did it here too.
the malt liquor they use for mikes harder tastes better than the regular bottles of mikes hard
Gonna piss and shit in my bedsheets
>>205603639Men who go to the club alone give women the ick. You should better stay at home!
>>205603611no? the federal government does
>>205603639Never been to a club solo, I imagine it's a rough experience
>>205603706I have no friends I just moved here.How am I going to find a wife? I don't do well on dating apps
Yea I'm a sexhaver how'd you know
>big storm hitting! wind and rain!>its just overcast and cold after everything moves through before noonevery fucking time. I hate this fucking state
>>205603734Why do you ask me this? Better consult the sexhaver below you!
>>205603752You wanna kiss?
>>205603788would NOT eat at this faggot donut shop, do not want aids thx
>>205603788
I spend the last three hours subjecting myself to images of human suffering throughout the Gaza war while hopped up on cold medicine. Now I'm depressed - why the fuck did I do that.
I want to visit Chewbacca's family like in The Star Wars Christmas Special
Damn how many mexicans post here then
What was the best lyric of the year? For me it's either "certified loverboy certified pedophile" or "i'm working late because i'm a singer"
>>205603860There was the transsexual Mexican here last night
>>205603869No good music came out this year
>>205603842cuz u tarded
>>205603869love is a kaleidoscope:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlewKuHj_GY
H o t t o g o
>>205603674Used to be they'd only warn you for any off topic shit that wasn't outright breaking the rules
>>205603889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_h-J0fSOA0
>>205603935That song is soooo last month
>>205603897
>>205603952I don't like rap
>Malcolm in the Middle remake Please PLEASE don't ruin my childhood memories
>>205604004malcolm will be black
>>205604004is the whole family gonna be black this time around?
>>205604004just...dont watch it?
>>205603972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmUNH7LutmA
>>205603860like 3 but they're all weird
>>205604032like you should be talking about "weird" LOL
>>205604056you don't even know me chi
>>205604082I know you're a weird fuck
>>205604004>>205604023>>205604026>>205604028Its not a remake it's a new season of the same show with most of the original cast including heisenberg and muniz
Richard Jewel was not innocentrelease the Jewel files
>>205604092still more normal that the average meximutt
Most trans people I've met act like their biological genderI fail to see how they aren't just people who malinger for attention or have a perverted fetish
The haircut was a great success
>>205604141show us, handsome
>>205604115you're not remotely normal at all, weirdo
>>205604107>and munizI thought he was in NASCAR now
>>205604107Isn't Muniz like functionally retarded?
>>205604168i am actually. your replies on the other hand are very weird. why do you feel targeted?
making a habit never to look at unfamiliar women unless i really have to, especially at their faces
making a habit of staring at women especially their faces, making eye contact
I want to munch Amy Adams' box
>>205604304which mid hag is she?
>>205604304poor man's Jessica Chastain
i do this whenever women are around
>>205604412i explicitly broadcast my sexual thoughts about women just in case any of them are mindreaders
>>205604304>>205604385Discount Beedeeaytch
>>205604487my cum dribbles out of her
>>205604497Red heads tend to be wild fucks so she'd probably make you cum in her and suck it out
never having my penis in a vagina has done irreparable damage to my mental
>>205604513i would not do that
>>205604528SAME
A woman recently scorned me, and so I am of ill countenance towards them and will remain so until my temper has settled
>>205604528it quite unironically has, yesyou literally did not finish your development, like perpetually unfinished puberty>>205604541understandable
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>205604107Will Dewey be there?
>>205604575please feel free to keep talking, im listening to art bell but i can have conversations besides that
>Sydney Sweeney bulking MyDick
They're always after me lucky charms
>>205604532gay
Starting to get intrusive thoughts
>>205604671no, i dont think so
I went into the bathroom at a rest stop and there was a muslim guy washing his feet in the sink
Muslim pipo be washin they feet
One of the scary things is that some of the racebait posters started off as being ironic but slowly grew a fetish towards it and now are actively attracted to it
I want to be a scheming frail old wizard. The kind of wizard where if someone bothers me I grumpily toss a little cube on the ground behind me that sucks the person in and crushes them, smashing them with so much pressure the cube expels most of their body as a red mist and the rest is pressed into a diamond of blood
>>205604793Wizards cast spells
he's literally me
>>205604871what's he like
Y'all?Pee pee head
>>205604891based
Powerball’s tonight Will win
>>205604855you're literally made for SCC (small cube crushing)
I did not care for Modoka magica
walmart was selling rotisserie chickens for 2 dollars
It amazes me how incredibly not funny anime is
anime enjoyers get the cube as well
watching destiny
Beelzebub was funny
>>205605014your entire country shuts down when theres a new episode of dragon ball
>>205601764Then this general wouldn’t exist
Sitting by the fireplace right now
>>205605070>>205605090What is he doing tonight?
Literally me
>>205605090>>205605070So cringe
Sex isn't real
>>205605141I can confirm that it is real
>>205605127>jobs in 5 seconds
>>205605118idk
GOD FUCKING FUCK SHIT CUNT FUCK ASS WHOREFUCK
Gonna fuck a hooker tomorrow
>catching, not pitching
>>205605200nice of your mom to visit you
I need another $979.55 so i can afford this.I only have $720.https://files.catbox.moe/ne263m.png
Some of you are homosexuals
>>205605241>$1700 for a laptopthe fuck is wrong with you
>>205605200There really isn't any good reason to fuck hookers?
>>205605267It has 64gb of ram and intel ultra 7 cpu.plus free shippingstupid fucking beaner.
>>205605259Yeah? You wanna do butt stuff?
>>205605259Not it
genuinely scary how cognitively impaired and demented i am at my tender age. gonna marathon pic related and start doing linear algebra on my bedroom window
I still remember the days of sneed (formerly chucks), good ol' days
Buying gifts for momberg is hard. Why are foid items so expensive?
>>205605259Some people are gayer than others
>>205605309I'm horny
>>205605349Alri
>>205605328ok, and? You could build a PC for a 3rd of that price. Its going to sound like a fucking jet engine when you run anything and the screen is going to be smaller than a basic monitor>stupid fucking beaner.is there some new meme going around where anyone pointing being a retard means theyre mexican?
>>205605349all slop
>>205605376>You could build a PC for a 3rd of that price.no you can't, kys retarded apple shill beaner.
ah, another schizo leaf
>>205605393endorsed by THE bill gates and THE dr oz however
say something racist or anti-semitic
>>205605449Hello
>>205605471what do you mean by that?
>>205604940
I sure do love ass pussy and titties
Whatup my /cum/mas im onna walk fr
>>205605087I somehow don't believe you
Finished writing task for today but at the cost of eating absolutely nothing but candy and coffee and now my organs are shutting down
another year, another maid report. are the schizos still upset that the vast majority of maid recipients are still terminally ills in palliative care? when do the death tribunals begin? when does maidshwitz open up?I'm WAITING
almost out of pickle spears
My mom's take on the drones.Actually kind of a scary possibility
>>205605609if they knew a dirty bomb was somewhere they'd evacuate saying it's something else relatively more benign
>>205605609It's response testing
Sir... I regret to inform you that Alex Jones is hornyposting on main
imma about to drop a dirty bomb
>>205605654where the fuck is there an elephant
i hate working class people.
>>205605654i see 2 actually
>>205605654classic "lost my job" to "staring at tits on the internet" pipeline
>>205605699Shut the FUCK up Brian
a working class person just responded to me
>>205605699Why do you hate yourself
I love the proletariat
>>205605717brian's working class tho
Brian sold his soul for 30/hr
>>205605761i'm part of the illuminati >>205605768i didn't sell it
sure you are champ, thats why you live with your mom
>>205605609as if they would need drones to spy on us when our phones and kitchen appliances are literally broadcasting our conversations and literal movements by means of small microphones and infrared cameras and sensors
Brian is a sad case really, I pity him
>>205605787You're not Brian, he'd never call himself an illuminati. He's in some kooky creole doll worshiping cult
on the contrary, i paid $200 to connect with my soul
>>205605827You must be new here
>>205605816I wouldn't, he does it to himself and he's smug about it to boot. Not worthy of sympathy
>I paid $200 for worthless garbageoh its brian alright
>>205605827who says you can't do bothi made a blood pact with the congo deities when i was a child, i'm in this for life
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FKNViujeMReally need to pick up a new car, I miss night driving
>i made a blood pact with the congo deities when i was a child
>>205605851you will die powerless and be enslaved by whatever higher power has dominion over the dead in the afterlife
>>205605878The stuff he says is hilarious sometimes
>>205605787>I'm part of the illuminatiOk but how do you make money? Surely you have a job because you're not paying Chicago rent buying and selling bags of dirt and """"services""""
brian helps his mom on her mexican voodoo shop, that's his job, and then wastes all his money on mexican voodoo scams online, its just a sad existence for a man to have
>>205605891>>205605878it's called an nkimba i got it done when i was like 5 years oldhttps://ashepamicuba.com/en/rayamiento/
>>205605894my acting, music, and modeling careers as well as several businesses worth millions of dollars
>scratching himself with a stick is a sacred ritualmy sideshelp
>>205605922So you don't have a job then
>>205605952it's called scratching because they take a blade and cut sacred symbols into your skin
Where does one find hot buttered rum in the store
>>205605970Are those ones meant to cure backne
>>205605954me and kim k have a collab on a fragrance coming soon, be on the look out for it
he's going all out
>>205605571if we just go by what /pol/ believes we have to think in Canada it's an every day occurrence that you can walk into a doctor's office and get euthanized the next day in a expedited process, especially if you're a white male. These threads will be sat right next to the other threads making fun of us for having to wait weeks to see a specialist for nerve damage or whatever.
Taiwan bought Abrams instead of K2's. Pretty surprising, that
like ayesha said, if you want to party with the stars and do coke on a yacht, you gotta learn the ruleshttps://youtu.be/Q_yv0Ee9gvIbut don't sell your soul. instead sell someone else's soul like an enemy's.
You need money to buy a yacht, bro
>>205606130that's what sucking off a CEO is for my sugar daddy invited me to his luxurious office building in downtown chicago when i was 18gotta do what you gotta do to get ahead in life
>>205606101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-UTGXnTdcHer music is best when a different producer does a remix
robert johnson didn't sell his soul to the devil at the crossroads. it was actually the yoruba crossroads deity known as eshu.maybe. probably. westerners have a tendency to conflate every god of chaos with the devil.
>>205605895The global spiritual and devotional products market is expected to reach a value of $8.3 billion by 2031, up from $3.6 billion in 2022. The market is expected to grow at a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 8.7% from 2023 to 2031.
i'm literally leading a spiritual revolution i am a catalyst for immense spiritual evolution on this planet and for all of humanity there are religions that have prophesized about me. that's how impactful i am.
>>205606306>>205606349All lies
>>205606364https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spiritual-devotional-products-market-reach-133800628.html
>>205601285Why should I hate negroes again? They're always exceptionally pleasant to talk to and friendly to me even though I'm white.even in ghetto areas ive never had one act aggressively towards me
Oh boy...
Your gods are pitiful. I am the primordial universe. I've eaten so many goddam lunchlys
>>205606544>I've eaten so many goddam lunchlysi dont think thats good for your tummy
thread outrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8v_Yc044Y
>Guy who has continued buying each new installment of Call of Duty since MW 2007
>>205606639DUDE YOU CAN STAB SOMEONE WITH A BONG IN AND TAKE A RIP NOW
everytime a blapipo says nigga on youtube I report him to the fbi
big garden doesn't want you to know worm castings are free
someone make a new with this imageUploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].Please try again in a while. https://files.catbox.moe/f3ec5o.png
>>205606693speaking of bait and castinggoing play at an rcq tomorrow and i use his art card to mark my plotted cardstheyre gone fishin! theyll be back when theyre ready
>>205606763i would block you too if you tried to upload that
>>205606794damn that's crazy, i don't remember asking though
>>205606805 /cum/ - canada usa mexicodon't fuck up the subject
>>205606828Make the new
>>205606809you didnt need to ask, i just felt like sharing:)
>>205606892what if i don't need to ask and just feel like raping your boypussy?
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