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HOLY COW IS THAT REAL?
>>205606914jerome steinfeld got to hit that
pumping
I WANT TO BE A NACHO MAN
>>205606930Yes
>>205606942i havent played it but i watched several hours of yiik and im not going to liethe actual gameplay looks fun
>>205606943
>>205606942Master chief talks albeit
>>205606942YIIK is better than all of those other games THOUGH
>>205606914Jewish women are so sexy bros...
>>205607049I'm getting jolly with it
Swifties really are insane.
I think I might fail one of my classes regardless of how good I do on the final essay. It may be over for me boys. I blame the professor for posting assignments like 3 days before they're due.
>>205607074This is genuinely disturbing
imagine cumming on her glasses
>>205607074holy kek
My favorite book? Why this of course
>>205607167ok now what
>>205607144>failing one classNot the end of the world
>>205607183realize it will never happen irl
>>205607144maybe if you weren't gooning or playing videogames 24/7 or whatever degenerate shit you were up to you could've just completed an assignment within 3 days
>>205607187damn. i should've never imagined it then
Just ate 9 banana peppers, a hot dog on rye bread, pretzels with mustard, and a pint of stella
>>205607207yeah. thats your motivation to succeed. now go out there and get it :>
>>205607184I don't want to do English again.
>>205607225I took it 3 fucking times and I still ended up graduating
because you dont even amount to shit. youre less than
listening to art bell after 2 decades of knowing space ghost, it's so fucking funnyit's legitimately hilarious the way he just says these random phrases during people's stories>AND I KNOW THAT ROAD>HITLER
>>205606914Im fairly certain I've given myself mild kidney damage from excessive drinking. Never used to have to piss so much when I was younger. Now I piss like a hundred times a day
>>205607247>>205607252case in point
The drones are a government distraction to stop vigilante murders
Reddit unironically defends fluoride in tooth paste They like being of middling IQ
I just watched a nerd put a game console in a new shell and it boosted the fuck out of over clock performance just because the cooling is improved. CEOs are fucking us
>>205607278people dont like changethey are just mad you are telling them thing they are used to is bad
>>205606914I can't think of a sexier female archetype than the business woman who pulls off both the formal and sexy effortlessly
Drinking a whiskey sour on ice
Anybody here watch gay porn
>>205607293I think it has more to do with guys like rfk and Alex Jones advocating for it They don't like the messagers >>205607304Recipe? For me it's a hot toddy but the proportions don't quite get me drunk enough
>>205607317got it going on three of my 5 monitors
>>205607317hung trannies sometimes
>>205607278What are the pros and cons of fluoride in tooth paste
mercy kill me
post more sexy hot sluts
>>205607167
thoughts on worcestshire sauce
How could this happen?
aliens ain't real
my 4 emotions
Is it possible to put a human’s brain in a gorilla’s body?
Seinfeld is fucking terrible and we all know it plus Jerry is the definition of a sniveling Jew. if they were all like him I'd be antisemitic
>>205607376Nukes are fake
>>205607238Right now, according to my grade calculator my grade is 52.44%. My final thing will be 15% of my grade. I'm trying to do the math to see if I should even try.
>>205607376incorrect
>>205607361its great my Nigger.
>>205607388probably
>>205607376>>205607393both true
>>205607376actually some guy whose brother was an air force pilot claims to have had a 2 hour conversation with an alien so fuck you
>>205607361Every time I open my bottle I take a big whiff of itEasily the greatest scent in earth. I would wear it as a cologne.
>>205607336>>205607342freakazoid sickos
>>205607345Pro: it slightly improves your teeth health Cons: literally stunts brain growth and lowers children's IQ
>>205607376How would you know? The universe is unfathomably large
>>205607074modern women are fucking insane
>>205607361too many people get the name wrong
how come when people who claim that aliens exist describe them they just pull out every old science fiction trope
>>205607361it's not chic-fil-a sauce/10
>>205607449you vs the hundreds and thousands of worldwide dental and oral health associations
>>205607455because It's not in the bible
>>205607469The tropes were based off Crowley's encounter with lam >>205607481How? I didn't argue against the teeth benefits. Just prefer to have a fully developed and healthy brain
>>205607369Mine's about what I expected. As in I was expecting your pic, but got what I thought would be a better result
>>205607481unironically appeal to authority is so dogshit
It'd be nice if aliens were realI imagine we could be frens
>>205607504Fluoride has been in toothpaste since at least the late 1950s, if it was a problem it would be a problem. >>205607510Yeah instead appeal to anonymity of one guy who provides nothing but "just trust me bro"
Good evening cumbums. Hope you're all doing well. I'll be here for the next few hours, just enjoying some noggy wog with rummy wum. Any questions feel free to ask.
Top five presidents:5. William Howard Taft4. George Washington3. Abraham Lincoln2. Theodore Roosevelt1. John F. Kennedy
>>205607521I think you're misunderstanding Fluoride being a neurotoxin isn't disputed, it's a documented fact
>>205607511The closest we have to friendly extraterrestrials is the Japanese
>>205606914i wish this was real
Calculated it all. Definitely gonna fail. My parents are gonna kill me. What do I do? Should I even do the final paper?
>>205607521i quite unironically dont understand your pointjust because we do something doesnt make it undisputedly goodthey put lead in gasoline and paint up until the 70s
I always liked bug aliens like the Rachni from Mass Effect. Have you guys ever kept tarantulas?
>>205607537Not a bad list, but the order needs to be switched up5. William Howard Taft4. Theodore Roosevelt3. Abraham Lincoln2. John F. Kennedy1. George Washington
Aliens are real and they visited Washington DC in 1952. Wake up sheeple
>>205607542No what's being disputed here is the level of fluoride in things like toothpaste or drinking water being enough to be considered a health concern.>>205607572Because we're talking about something that's put in something we drink liters of every single day, moron. We're getting into conspiracy territory so now we have to discuss what the jews and the elites are drinking instead of water. fucking larping as Colonel Ripper right now lmfao
>>205607568Write it as practice. If you repeat the class you can use the feedback to improve next time.t. 4.0 GPA in physics
>>205607617>We're getting into conspiracy territoryi will agree to disagree
>>205607587No, insects are not to be kept as pets. They are natural enemies of human beings, same as rats. Anyone who tries to keep a rat or a bug as a pet should be shot to death by police. That's how I want my tax dollars spent.
>>205607619I'm not getting feedback. Also it's not the papers I did bad on, it was all the retarded busy work that I didn't do.
>>205607616Eisenhower is the president who first interacted with them, it's true
Aren’t there confirmed single-cell organism on Mars right now? Those would technically be aliens since they’re extraterrestrial life.
>>205607617>so now we have to discuss what the jews and the elites are drinking instead of water.you know most people dont drink tapwater, right?at least not when theyre drinking water, they only get tap water from fountain drinks>>205607646i dont think there are, no, but yes they would be.
i go back to work in 3 months.i can save up either 16k or 10k this time....
>>205607631So why no appeal to the authority of health care professionals and officials? Their job is to provide healthcare.
>>205607639Tarantulas are spiders, which are arachnids, not insects, idiot. Do they even have schools in Canada?
>>205607617https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/fullarticle/2748634An appropriate amount for an adult is different from the appropriate amount for a kid I personally don't think a small degree of greater teeth health is worth any risk of brain damage.
>>205607663that doesnt mean that i trust them
>>205607645Ackshully it was Truman
>>205607665Good thing I extrapolated to use the term "bugs" so you understood I meant insects and spiders. But I guess you went to an American school and your reading comprehension is quite poor. You are forgiven.
Imagine a bull fight except there’s like a 50% chance that the bull fighter dies
>>205607640>not getting feedbackWhat the fuck, are you even in school?Go to office hours shithead
>>205607656Tapwater, bottled water all generally comes from municipal water treatment plants, where typically fluoridation occurs. Most people are literally drinking tap water even if they don't know it.>>205607673I don't care what you personally think or what one person thinks about anything, I tend to care about the opinions of entire collections of people who happen to be in the same field.
Top five worst presidents:5. James Buchanan4. Harry S. Truman3. Woodrow Wilson2. Richard Nixon1. Andrew Johnson
>>205607708What's the point? Like I said, I did fine on the papers, there was just a bunch of shit like peer editing and reflections that I didn't do.
>>205607322It's just the pre mixed wayne gretsky whisky sour
>>205607719Troll
>>205607695pathetic backpedaljust take the L
>>205607735Fag
>>205607661>Has 3 months of NEET timeI could easily make 10k in that time without even trying very hard. Just make tables or lamps and go to craft fairs in rich areas.
>>205607720>no Lincolnlist discarded, clearly biased garbage list.
top 5 presidents1. snoop dogg2. reba mcintire3. saddam hussain4. pikachu5. gordan freeman
>>205607721Wtf is the grade breakdown
>>205607741>grasping at straws because he realizes he fucked up and reacted too quickly instead of reading the post all the way throughkek. like pottery.
Members of the gay community, is it generally the bottoms or the tops that are higher IQ?
FDR and JFK are my favourite presidents
where are the mexicans
>>205607815That frog poster scared them away
I just finished my noggy wog. Should I have another, or try one of the festive beers I bought? I can't do the 11% one as it's 750mL but there's some 6-7% that are only 473mL.
am i high iq
second time some old man wanted to talk to me while i was on my incel bike ride why cant these gay old men leave me alone?
>>205607861stop riding around with your thicc ass hanging out, he probably wants to give you some heavy butt pumps
>>205607860yes bby you are the highest iq, all 100% <3
>>205607860What’s 9 + 10
>>205607770Discussion board 20%In class/ small group work 10%Papers 50%Peer editing 10%Reflections 10%I just gave up on everything that wasn't papers after I feel into a depressive episode half way through the semester. It wasn't enough I fucked up. I want to die.
>>205607897eleventy six>>205607890thanks bby <3
this place would be better if we could use emojis
>>205607900Grim I had an elective like thatDon't worry if your work is good and the Prof likes you he'll bump it up to a pass.Otherwise you can just do another class next semester. Was this a prereq for anything?
pooping
>>205607619big brain
>>205607932No it's just general shit. I don't think the professor will help me out. I haven't been going to class and even if I get a perfect score on the last assignment I'll only have a 57% which is a fail.
>>205607959maybe you could do some favours for him wink wink
>>205607959What I meant to say, it's not a prerequisite. I could wait till the end of my degree to do it again. I just feel like such a fuck up, I've never failed a class before.
>>205607646It's possible, but there's a chance they could be from Earth and it's just clickbait. There's bacteria that exists outside of the ISS but it's from Earth and has evolved to survive the radiation, and idk if it's able to permanently survive or just happens every now end then before it dies.
if i were to steal the mona lisa i probably wouldn't become a millionaire because it'd be impossible to sell it on the black market.
>>205607860how high?
havent been on cum in 2 days what did i miss
>>205607994It's such an ugly painting, it's old af and the colors have faded
>>205607959Pfft ur good my manLmao imagine killing yourself over some pozzed electiveYou got bigger fish to fry
>>205607998I can't resist the autistic urge to keep watching retro console content on youtube
Top five secretaries of state:5. James A. Baker III4. Daniel Webster3. John Hay2. Thomas Jefferson1. William H. Seward
>>205606914are you 'sponge-worthy' /cum/?
>>205608012once you reach some level of wealth, the material composition is irrelevant compared to the cultural and social value.
>>205608024me too
>>205607673One study is not conclusive evidence thoughever
>>205608029oog oog
>>205608022Well I'll need to take it again and that just pisses me off. I hate writing so much I'm actually looking forward to taking math classes next semester.
evens i eat spicy chippies odds i drink eggnogg
>>205608027gross! i only wipe my ass with whole bars of soap. sponges will never touch my visage.
dude i love eggnog
>>205608077<vomit>
JFK and Reagan are the most overrated presidents ever
>>205608054tummies not feeling in the mood for spicy chippies gonna drink some 'nog
gonna take my weekly shower
working class people deserve to be exploited by the rich because of how stupid they are
>>205608098unironically true.
>>205608091JFK single-handedly stopped the world from ending in nuclear catastrophe. I agree with you about Reagan however.
>>205608091reagan was the physical embodiment of Satan. You can trace just about everything wrong with modern day america to him
>>205608103No he almost started the nuclear catastrophe by putting ICBMs on Russia's doorstep
>>205608126he should have put them inside russia instead
saturday /cum/ is full of boring zoomers.
Imagine if you will.....Canadians
>>205608098Survival is a never ending cycle of acquiring assets until someone else takes them away from you or you die. Wagies are just domesticated pets
>>205608147
might buy this and put it on satan's altar
Kennedy was a fucking hero.
>>205608163who? the brain worm or the brain bullet one?
>>205608163He was
who got more pussy, kennedy or clinton
>>205608209JFK got marilyn monroe
dearest creature in creation
There he goes
literally nothing better in his life then to do this on a weekly basisvery sad
>>205608230stupid faggot
lol
tell me, /cum/, would you rim these gentlemen?
I'm pretty sure /int/ is being botted or raidedyou know, during the last few weeks I was like>damn this place isn't as bad as I rememberedbut now I remembercatalog flooded with racebait toothis is the doing one a single guy or a small groupsad
OTTAWA — After disgraced professor and beef enthusiast Jordan Peterson announced yesterday that he had moved to Florida due to the Canadian government’s allegedly woke fascist policies, Justin Trudeau immediately issued a statement saying that his 2025 election campaign slogan will be “I Got Jordan Peterson to Leave.”“I realize that my popularity has been declining in the polls recently,” explained the prime minister, wearing a hat depicting Peterson’s crying face and the words “Bye, Bitch,” on it, “but I think we can all appreciate that it was my government and my policies that triggered Jordan enough that he had to run away to a country that is kinder to suspected Russian assets.”“He fully sucked, and I made him disappear,” he continued. “Poilievre wouldn’t have done that for you. He would have made Peterson the Minister of Anti-Cultural Marxist Mythological Maps or some bullshit, on the condition that Jordan always wore one of those Joker suits he loves so much.”Newly-jubilant Trudeau campaign manager Andrew Bevan excitedly discussed how their team would use Peterson’s announcement to their advantage. “Peterson fleeing to Florida because he was pissed about the government’s dislike of hate speech is the single greatest thing that could have happened to Mr. Trudeau’s election chances.”Bevan continued, “It outweighs every criticism. Oh, Justin’s had a few scandals? At least there’s no more risk of being lectured by JP on the street about how women are ‘resentful childless harpies’! Justin’s still supporting a literal genocide? Just focus on how you won’t have to read Peterson’s shitty opinion pieces in the National Post anymore!”“We’ve already begun working on campaign bumper stickers that say ‘Honk if you hope Jordan Peterson gets eaten by a methed-out alligator.’”
do your job jfc
At press time, Trudeau has announced that he will force striking Canada Post employees back to work in order to send Peterson a card thanking him for saving his campaign.
>>205608319>>205608332Based as fuck
>>205608328>this is what passes for comedy in leftist circles in the current year
>>205608362what passes for comedy to leftist is blowing open 'rump's fat orange headand it's actually fucking hilarious, t bh
>>205608362This is right-wing comedy fucking retard
>>205608332They became FTMs just to flash their pussy on the web?
>>205607505>>205607369bruh
>>205608362Lefties love Jordan Peterson wtf are you talking about
>>205608382>>205608377imagine codifying comedy as "left wing" or "right wing" instead of just being funnyabsolutely cringe.
>>205608319>>205608332I'll say it. It's hot. And it doesn't make any sense that trans women get more attention. It's a leftist conspiracy to push gender ideology. They're actually aware that porn is consumed primarily by straight men, so they did a 4D chess move by astroturfing MTF tranny porn, to "validate" transwomen as real women and transmen as real men.
Gays ruin threads
>>205608424females look cooler with just the basic earthy tones
Why did the gay porn get taken down
>>205608443There is nothing gay about liking women who are trans (FTM).
>>205608414actually, i think you can classify comedy as belonging to certain groups. i think comedy plays off certain expectations, so if you have fundamentally different outlook, you will have a different taste in comedy.also, it's just objectively funny to imagine that fat fucking nigger, grangle drumpf, lying limp, facedown in a pool of his own blood. imagine his blood mixing in with the bronzer from off his face. shit's cash 100%
>>205608443Gays ruin society
Imagine being into men when women exist
you're all too low iq to not reply to brian, it is what is
>>205608475jesus man. i'd tell you to get help but i'm sure you're already taking pills and going to therapy.
>>205608467It's straight porn. You can fuck a 7'0" roided beast of a woman who looks like Hulk Hogan, but it will always be straight. In fact, it's straighter than fucking just any other woman, because it takes someone who is REALLY straight to fuck an ugly woman.
>>205608505>it is what isanyone else despise people who say this? what does it even mean? nothing. it has no meaning. you sound like an idiot
how do i drop cinder blocks on my testicles if theyre too big to actually land between my lap onto my testicles
>>205608512refute me (you can't)
As an alternative to superstraight I'd like to introduce extreme straight. We are so straight that we're interested in fucking transmen because pussy is just that good. Honestly you might be a latent bisexual if you can't bear to fuck an ugly woman.
Punching yourself in the nuts may cause you to have some serious life threatening consequences.
I’m not even that chuddy but I’d prefer to have a white gf
HIV/AIDS
I am the only person with a White girlfriend here with a low bodycount
>>205608519I use that phrase to end discussions with coworkers when they're trying to bridge into something deep or complex and they forget there's boundaries and limits to what I'll discuss with them. If they start leading into something that will end with a 10 minute tangent I just say "yeah it is what it is" because I know they're a smallbrained normie who will just start screeching about TWO SCOOPZ DRUMPF or freeing palestine or something.
>>205608594take 5 minutes of your time to find a different way to express the same thing. shouldnt be too difficult. "It is what it is" can be rephrased as "that's the way it is", "accept the reality", "c'est la vie" (French for "that's life"), "let it be", "the bottom line is", "as it stands", or "there's nothing we can do about it" depending on the context and desired emphasis.
>>205608594I'm a "I'm sorry you feel that way" enjoyerbecause it just so happens to be true a lot
>>205608589How many bodies would you classify as a “high body count”
"that's the way it is"its just too difficult for people because theyre mentally lazy (i.e. dumb)
>>205608622OK but how are any of those any less cringe than "it is what it is"? I don't see why I should bother mixing it up when the sole purpose of using the phrase is to dismiss the attention of tedious simpletons and their manufactured thoughts.
>>205608651>less cringeyoure literally repeating yourself. not about it being cringe or not, its just idiotic
>>205608577For me it's a Jewish or Asian gf
>>205608657can you shut the f up
>>205608638See I actually don't use that because it conveys fake sympathy. I don't feel sorry for my coworkers at all. I also don't care how they feel about anything.
>>205608664theres nothing we can do about it
>>205608659When my brother’s gf told me she was Jewish I let out an audible “oh”
>>205608664thats just the way it is
The older I get, the less patience I have for people who disagree with me.
>>205608645You have to define whether you mean beyond ideal or beyond realisticIdeal is 0A lesser ideal is under 5Realistic in the modern world is between 10 and 20, virgins don't exist anymore (not enough for you to have a chance above 1% of finding one) and under 5 is about 3% There was a stat that some 94% or so of all women in college enter college as non virginsSo the realistic ideal is 5~ and mine is 3 including me
body count?
>CUH RINGE
read a book, retards
If my daughter was a white in college I’d probably chud out and stop paying for her college as well as writing her out of my will permanentlyIf my son banged a bunch of women I’d warn him of STD’s but that’s all
Everything is junk. I spent all day driving around to stores and walking through the mall going to stores. They are all full of products but everything is just garbage and shit and bland nonsense that no one would ever buy. I swear to god this is a simulation and everything is just a sprite or some placeholder not meant to actually be used or interacted.
Max Stirner Based or cringe?
>>205608773It's not a simulation, you're just in hell dude
>>205608766Based hypocrite
Drinking some foul tasting coffee from McDonald's.
fondling my balls right now thinking about asian women
just finished fapping
>>205608791What did you expect
>/cum/ opening credits start playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kuMLAkILKM
>>205608766Well it's different. Oxytocin plummets after 5 bodies in women, the same effects in men are drastically different and to a far lesser extent. Porn damages men more than actually having 30 bodies. I forgot what exact hormones are present in post nut clarity but there's a quirk to that mechanism in men for pair bonding that's basically the opposite of how women pair bond where basically the post nut clarity stops men from whoring around too much because the hormones secreted cement that feeling of meaningless sex being pointless so in a round about way it makes them commit more. But their oxytocin doesn't deplete at the same sharp slope it does in women. And women value a man who has women after her but it's not the same for men, because it's hard for a man to get laid, and it's hard for a woman to not open her legs.
>>205608788ah fuck.>>205608791McDonald's coffee is shit and always has been, I don't get why anyone says it's good. It tastes burnt as fuck all the time, not even like a dark roast or strong brew but just burnt like it was made with charcoal.
>>205608875I can't believe you've done this.
I try to avoid singh hortons
I think nurses are hot as fuck, too bad they have such a high infidelity rate
>>205608892>mfw someone references a meme from 15 years ago
>>205608850McDonald's coffee here in Canada was really good for a long time. They had bought the recipe that Timmies used to use when Tim's got bought by that Brazilian mega corp and that was when McDicks coffee was at its best. Idk if they've changed the brand/supplier again or what but it's dogshit now. Like this one tastes watery and like it has soy sauce in it for some strange reason.>>205608875^^^
you wouldn't download a wife
>>205608926fucking watch me
>>205608912
>>205608926i would download a wife and then i would fuck my fist while talking to her
>>205608912>>205608946
tragic innit
>>205608946Ive apparently done this
>>205608988The Rapemen of India can NOT be redeemed, Sir.
>>205608988i would give him a medal
>>205608988is he smirking or does he just look retarded
>>205608988sheeit nigga, checkin dat shit das no cap dog. that zoomoid is bussin and thats ONG MY NIGGA
>>205609092:3
>>205608988how did they all die the kids in the back should have at least survived
Can the trannies of /int/ and /cum/ be redeemed?
I seen an elephant he blocks the road until the car trying to pass gives him food
>>205609110their infirm pajeet bone disintegrated upon the shift in the air pressure before they got hit by the other car
fuck around find out that's what i always say
>>205609137running my mustang over the black and brown bodies of the queer community of color, but as a community service and part of my holy quest guided by hitler for life and beyond
>>205609110Indians don't know what seatbelts are.
>>205609170
>>205609137>he got like 1000 years for thisAmerican judges just be making up numbers during sentencing then another judge will let a murderer out in like 2 years
>>205609187wish he turned around and made another sweep.please share more based leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-pP_dCenJA
>>205609208yeah they told Alex Jones he has to pay like a billion dollars to the grifter families of the sandy hook thing too, courts are fucking retarded everywhere though. in Canada you get fined $25,000 for making fun of a lesbian at a comedy show.>>205609212
binging forgotten weapons again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYkXbxH574Life pre 9/11 was so kino
i feel so discombobulated. i can hardly tell what i'm doing or how to do it.
>>205609233
>>205609233alex is a lying fat fuck and got what he deserved
Things I don't like: >Coffee>Tea>Any alcoholic drink>Political corruption>Stupid people>Soulslike games>People who make messes in public bathrooms>Greek food>The government of Mainland China>Extremely wealthy people >Romance movies>Kids>My job>Having to get out of bed when it's really cold>That book "In the Woods" by Tana French
>>205609253you are getting in your car and driving into a crowd of the indian rapists invading your motherland and god is on your side. you are putting the pedal to the metal
>>205609234Based. Some of those are so kino you can watch them a hundred times over, G11 vid is one of my favourites.
>>205609233Yeah those ludicrous civil judgements as well. Idc what happened to you how can anyone take 300 million dollar damage awards seriously for some random nigga dying or getting his feelings hurt?
Jordan Peterson likes to stress the threat psychopaths pose and I agree with him.
>>205609280don't say that >.<i have MKultra conditioning! *squee*
>>205609294you are cutting your penis off and turning it inside out
>>205609271idolizing or demonizing any online persona is a mistake, they're all just shills trying to make a buck.>>205609261lol pwned
just talked to a self described femcel who didn't even know what celibate means
>>205609317i like this leafall news is fake AND a threat btw anonsfor example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr58LCg0lD4
ultimately there is justice in the world, but it relies on good people doing the right thing. killing nazis, bombing the fuck out of uncivilized savages (palestine), and suing grifting retards is an expression of the good in the world. it's no wonder chuddies are always enraged.
pan seared brussel sprouts for din din now Ive got a pot of water boiling for pasta
>>205609294>o<
>205609349>ultimately i am an indian of color. thank you sir
>>205609349>always enragedthis is me except I'm not a chud.
>>205609350I had tenderloin and some roasted brussel sprouts at a restaurant recently, surprisingly good (the sprouts, obv. the steak would be good). Gotta figure out to roast my own sprouts on my BBQ so they don't take like shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqYG87oxlGo
>>205609402wtf is this
>>205609419earth magic stops foes before the battle can even begin
girls hold in their farts so you have to be careful when you hug them
>>205609402I've had nothing but pea soup for the last 2 days and it had me ripping HELLA ass
>>205609435i need source for this powerful magic brohow can he walk when they cannot
somebodys tiny little shithound wont stop yapping outside
>>205609442split peas are the worstoof
>>205609419https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/01/16/watch-humiliated-police-get-stuck-mud-german-climate-protest/Druid channelled earth magic to ward off the evil forces.
>>205609439What do girl farts smell like
>>205609439careful not to lose any of that pungent goodness when squeeze it out of themngl a pretty girl sitting on your lap and farting onto your dick is boner fuel even if you aren't a weird shitfag or anything
nasty ass people
>>205609458i need this power to defeat international jewry.
>>205609501i'm thinkin...based????
>>205609493i used to have a great webm of a guy smashing in another guy's head with a hammer and someone off to the side is just screaming DAS A HAMMER DAWG DAS A HAMMER before he kills him with a final deathblow
>>205609520eeewwww
>>205609537i remember that one
Really not a fan of the other Canadian denizens of this general.
>>205609520
>>205609550It's literally one guy
>>205609550It's a constant jeet vs non-jeet war when it comes to the Canadian anons
i want to pick up my cat and snuggle it but i'm too conscious of its germs and dirty hair/paws
>>205609562ohhhh noo that sounds so terrible :^)
>>205609563Well he's a psychopath and you know what Jordan Peterson has to say about psychopaths.
there are two gigachad canadians who type in all lowercasethen there are two soyboy faggot canadians who use capital letters
>>205609586Troons only use lowercase dawg
beer
I have been cutting my own hair since the fake covid scare was announced and hairdressers shut down. I am quite good at it now, I've been doing it for a few years. It's crazy to think I used to spend $25 every 4 weeks for some depressed roastie to cut my hair.
we need to bring back doo-wop
Just realized K. from Blade Runner 2049 was an incel.
>>205606914Tap water makes me more thirsty. I have to buy Powerade, soda, or juice to quench my thirst
There's the nafo troon
>>205606914still pumping
>>205609580Was the Khazar milkers meme... true?
>>205606914I shed so much body and pubic hair it's unreal. I'm an animal
>>205609619Yeah but he also wasn't a human. I heard they're making a Bladerunner show and it's going to feature a tranny.
How do you feel about transgendered testicles
>>205609275You have horrible taste
Can we talk about trannies please? Pleeeeeeeeeease?
>>205609636The further and further away they get from the source material (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick) the worse it gets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bacBKKgc4Uo
>>205609619He has sex with a prostitute though with his ai girlfriends hologram over the whore
>>205609656Shit is fucked, and I just confirmed it's an (((Amazon))) show so it'll be pozzed af like the LOTR show.
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