one of my socks is on inside out

>>205641265
this one isnt as terrible as all the others

>>205641267
the shroud of turin was recently confirmed to not be a medieval forgery albeit
https://www.themirror.com/news/science/scientists-discover-shroud-turin-dates-654374

>>205641288
You're a party animal

>>205641328

The jew yorker

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VGH

>>205641355
I replied there sorry you can reply back itt

>>205641372
>>205641359
The earliest known fragments of the NT, come from 125 AD. And it's not even the full text, just scraps. There's literally nothing that comes from Jesus' time.

>>205641360
I bet they have some blackface in one of these

I have a fun new pepe that I'm excited to use in /cum/ tonight, when the opportunity presents itself

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this seems like it shouldve been the cover of a david bowie album

>>205641383
Copies yes
Do you think those manuscripts are the first ones written? The fact they were disseminated widely enough that any of them survived down to us indicates that they were already widely copied across the region
We have more NT manuscripts than any other work of antiquity and I don't think it's even close. Makes you wonder why the whole Jesus thing in particular is treated with so much scrutiny.

how many syllables in the word "idea"

>>205641429
The left are commie faggots.
The right are religious fascists.
Ask your mom.
Farts.
I'm depressed.
I can't get girls.
Thread Theme.
Religious arguments.
Political arguments.
Jannies are trannies.
LGBTshit.
Brian/Jason.
Gay porn spammed.
Look at the trash that I'm eating.

Did I cover where it's relevant?

>>205641470
3

oh hell naw, my girl picked up sushi from the GAS STATION

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Weekends should be 3 days, not 2.

*hits crack pipe*

>>205641525
shut up wage slave

>>205641344
me in the red dress

*tries to hit you in the knee with a running drop kick but accidentally hits you in the nuts*

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>>205641539
The proles will inherit the earth, NEET.

>>205641558
ok sweetie

damn those oreos were fucking MINT, boys

>These are the names of the twelve apostles: first, Simon, also known as Peter, and his brother Andrew; James son of Zebedee, and his brother John; Philip and Bartholomew; Thomas and Matthew the tax collector; James son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus; Simon the Cananaean, and Judas Iscariot, the one who betrayed him.
Not one of these guys wrote anything about Jesus outside of the bible. And they're not even sure if they're the ones who wrote those bible chapters in the first place.

>>205641563
T. Balless dyke

>>205641577
were they actually the mint oreos or are you just pleased with the overall experience?

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>>205641452
>Do you think those manuscripts are the first ones written?
We can't validate what we don't have evidence of. You can't say that something was written during a certain era, without actual proof. That's why all of Christianity falls back on faith.
We have no idea what the originals had written down, and what was changed in the pre-125 AD era, because we have no copies from then.
>that any of them survived
I don't think you realize how little we have(picrel). That's all we have from the oldest known fragments. Let's not pretend like we have even the majority of those copies.
>We have more NT manuscripts than any other work of antiquity and I don't think it's even close
And they're all from hundreds of years later.
>Makes you wonder why the whole Jesus thing in particular is treated with so much scrutiny.
Because no one during his life wrote about him, and no one decided to write about him for like 75-90 years later. I already said, they used to write down the most pointless shit, but no one thought to write down that there was some dude preforming miracles. Or anything that he said.

Your faith is blinding to the facts, or rather to the lack of facts.

>>205641525
Mine are 3 days. Although once a month it's 6

>>205641586
the latter. Next time Im getting the mind kind

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'za is in the oven

gonna feast, boys

got a bun in ya mom's oven

>>205641589
>And they're all from hundreds of years later.
I thought I just explained to you why this isn't a long time and indicates an older tradition. It is the nonbeliever who must explain how exactly the Christian faith spread in the Roman empire amid persecution, and how did these manuscripts suddenly spring up across the entire region spanning 2 continents.
We also have very early records of Christian writings regarding their beliefs and practices like Justin's 2 apologies and the didache among others
>>205641578
What is this conjecture meant to prove

>>205641648
I had some 'zza last night and it was p nice, prosciutto, capicola, german salami, spicy pepp, grana padano, and some oregano.

What kinda 'zza you cookin' up?

>>205641683
>2 z's
>P nice
>Apostrophe after cookin
Undercover cop looking ass

AY IMMA WALKIN' 'ERE!!

mama mia, people these days have NO respect, I tell ya!

finally got that popcorn shell out from between my teeth.

>>205641717
Now get that dick from out yo mouth playa

>>205641670
My point is if you were the follower of some magical miracle man who you believed to be the son of God you would have wrote something, anything, about him. But they wrote NOTHING about him.

>>205641670
>I thought I just explained to you why this isn't a long time
And you were wrong.
>It is the nonbeliever who must explain how exactly the Christian faith spread in the Roman empire
Because failures in life found it comforting to know that they'd be rewarded eventually. Same reason why black slaves were so religious, it was comforting when they had a shit life.
>how did these manuscripts suddenly spring up across the entire region spanning 2 continents
I'm not saying that people didn't believe, but that you have nothing to prove your argument, and it's based on faith.
>We also have very early records of Christian writings regarding their beliefs and practices like Justin's 2 apologies and the didache among others
Even later than the earliest known fragments. That's not convincing. You need to get something from EARLIER.

>>205641717
had a raspberry seed stuck between my teeth for over a week when i was a small child. traumatized me so bad i haven't eaten raspberries in decades now.

>>205641738
>History is fake because they didnt do what I would have done
Gas station historian

>>205641589
You know manuscripts of historical figures are from hundreds of year after they died, like plato and other philosophers, I think the oldest manuscripts of plato are like 800 years after he died, but no one doubts his existence

>>205641739
>Because failures in life found it comforting to know that they'd be rewarded eventually
That isn't unique to Christianity

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young women who wear yoga paints that show off their crotch to dance class need to be dicked down promptly

>>205641795
they're getting dicked down regularly by Chad Thundercock

has he literally been replying to himself for 3 days straight with this religion shit
guess mommy or daddy passed away and this is how he copes

Rape is my sport

>>205641808
I just have a thundercock, is that enough

>>205641809
Who? I see an American and Canadian flag arguing, how can it be someone replying to himself

>>205641814
You brown animal

>>205641819
No because they'll never give you a chance to use it if you're not +6ft tall, fit, and dress like a gym bro with grey sweatpants to show off your hog

Is short anon on tonight

>>205641763
Because Plato wasn't claiming things that were beyond incredible. All we need to do is accept that some dude named Plato wrote some really interesting things down, that he was taught by Socrates, and that he taught Aristotle.
None of that is difficult to accept.
Now, if you want to say that some dude name Jesus existed, and the Romans crucified him, then I'd totally accept that.
But we're talking about the existence of the dude that preformed miracles, raised people from the dead, rose full body from the dead and went to heaven thus removing Original Sin.
That requires a fuck tonne more proof. Why can't you understand this?
In fact, I think you're the same person who tried to bring Plato up last time too, and it was retarded then also. Which is why I shot it down the same way.
>>205641777
Checked, and true. I wasn't suggesting that it was. Only answering the challenge to why it was able to spread in an area that was forbidden to practice.

>>205641754
>History is fake
No, Jesus is.
>they didnt do what I would have done
They didn't do what any literate man of that time period would have done.

>>205641826
new fag

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>>205641863
>Only answering the challenge to why it was able to spread in an area that was forbidden to practice.
Why would "failures" believe in something that's going to cascade their suffering and ostracization in exchange for heavenly reward, when there are alternative, more hedonistic faiths available that achieve the same end

>>205641809
who, spaino?

>>205641863
Ok, I can't say whether miracles are real or not but we can agree there was a guy named Jesus who started a religion, modern scholarship can agree on that.

>>205641871
>I speak for every literate man of the time period
Gas station historian

>>205641851
I want to hide my hog, I'm always afraid I'll pitch a massive tent at the worst possible moment since I cant wear any underwear

>>205641265
Where should I visit for my solo incel travel destination? I'm stuck between Mexico City and Curitiba (Brazil). Curitiba sounds less exciting but I've already been to Mexico once before in Tijuana.

>>205641863
history is fake nothing existed before you were born

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>>205641962
white man bad

>>205641916
Why believe in an appealing lie? Because it's appealing. That's why I brought of the American slaves. It's a coping mechanism.
>>205641929
I can agree that a dude named Jesus probably existed, but none of the things in his religion are true, and that everything said about him are people basically just combining other myths and hype together. Like a game of "well my dad has/can beat up your dad" to the Nth degree.
>>205641950
I don't believe or accept that.

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>>205641940
don't really see the point in travel anymore

>>205641932
As the Canadian was saying, they wrote down trivial things. Why would no one write anything about him while he was alive when he was performing miracles and they believed he was the incarnation of God?

>>205641980
>Why believe in an appealing lie?
Reread what I asked
Why believe in an appealing lie that necessitates suffering when there are other appealing lies that do not necessitate suffering

>>205641980
>and that everything said about him are people basically just combining other myths and hype together

You can say that about a lot historical figures thoughever, even ones who did not do claim to do miraculous stuff, a lot of the historical manuscripts are hundreds years old and biased by the nationality of the writer, who paid for his services and what the state was trying to accomplish at the time.

>>205641998
Didn't really see in any brown people in my trips to Europe THOUGH

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>>205642009
I don't know. Why would God give us 2 arms instead of 3 or 4? You're failing to understand the difference between an "interesting question" and an "argument". We simply cannot get into the minds of historical figures in this way and what you are doing is projecting your own motives and impulses into these figures. This is why you are a gas station historian

>>205642028
was this pre-1990

>>205642027
*came hundreds of years after that person died

>>205642045
Nah I visited the UK last year and Norway earlier this spring and barely saw any brown people in the UK and didn't see a single one in Norway.

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>>205641288
huge news, keep us posted

kinda want a ciggy

>>205642039
>why is the sky blue
>you're projecting
>we can't know why they didn't do the thing that any literate man would have done
>gas station historian gas station historian
You're not a serious person and are not worth arguing with.

>>205642010
People are stupid. I don't try to explain every irrationality that we do.
>>205642027
>You can say that about a lot historical figures thoughever, even ones who did not do claim to do miraculous stuff
Okay?
>a lot of the historical manuscripts are hundreds years old and biased by the nationality of the writer, who paid for his services and what the state was trying to accomplish at the time.
Okay?
That's not some win for you, I'm well aware of the biases that humans have. It's funny that you only want to bring it up about non-Biblical writings though. It should logically apply to them as well.

I'm well aware that Pythagoras likely never discovered Pythagoras' Theorem in math, and it was likely one of his students. It doesn't really change anything about it, so I don't care that we've named it wrong.

>>205642076
did you visit a small village in the UK? most UK cities are minority british, including london, so did you charter a private jet into the countryside?

find it interesting that this specific canadian is always typing out long posts and arguing about something instead of just being chill

I wanna find construction work in my area but no one is being in my city. My apprenticeship doesn't start until March I need work or I will have not have a car or be able to cut off my dad

https://youtu.be/mLsqMT_FzI4

The /cum/ anthem

Schizo pajeet

>>205642087
>>why is the sky blue
>>you're projecting
Huh?
>we can't know why they didn't do the thing that any literate man would have done
This is a projection yes. We cannot know what any given person in any situation would do. People are not robots where you say "an educated person does this 100% of the time in this context". People are complicated and it's moreso complicated by the fog of ancient culture.
>>205642103
>People are stupid. I don't try to explain every irrationality that we do.
Then you are failing to account for the availabilie information. It's ok, because the only real explanation that answers all variables is that Christianity is true.
>People are stupid
You are projecting your hatred of humanity

>>205642121
bit gay

>>205642116
I landed in Manchester, immediately took the train in the airport to the north. Visited Blackpool, Preston, and some villages and didn't see many brown people.

entered a sweepstakes. i've got like 1/500000 chance of winning. much better odds than the lottery.

I too, just learned the word projection.

>>205642157
projecting

I'm coll

>>205642103
But it's entirely possible some of the teachings that are in the gospels are some of the things that Jesus said.

>>205642133
>Then you are failing to account for the availabilie information
No, I gave a better account for it, by referencing the black slaves.
>because the only real explanation that answers all variables is that Christianity is true
No, that it was the most comforting thing they had access to, that was relating to their lives. You assumed Christianity was true, based on nothing but faith.
>You are projecting your hatred of humanity
You're projecting that onto me. I love humanity, even with how stupid we are.

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>>205642121

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I have an exam on Tuesday and I only need a 50% to pass the class and I get to bring in a 1 page cheat sheet so I'm not going to start studying until tomorrow

>>205642182
And it's entirely possible that it was all edited in those 125 years. Until we know, it's best to not blindly assume. I have no problem correcting my beliefs, when shown to be wrong. So don't try to turn this into something about how I'm unwilling to do the same.

>>205642213
It's all good if you apply that standard to all historical figures

>>205642190
>I gave a better account for it
Hubris. >>205642190
Dismissing missing information with "people are stupid" is not a better account. I could equally dismiss what you're saying with "Canadians are stupid"

jewish niggas be like there's no historical basis for jesus but also the talmud says he's been boiling in a pot of shit in hell since the beginning of CE; anyway, here's how to trick g-d with a fake light switch and running a wire around the city to make the whole thing your house

>>205642155
Checked.
You can safely assume you'll win and start spending now.

>>205642232
It's not. I said it's the most comforting. People are stupid to prefer the comfort over the truth. Cope all you want.

>mom
Abandoned me for a boyfriend who left her
>Dad
Narcist who's a mean dickhead who does nothing but gamble and fuck around his girlfriend is a former stripper with Daddy and mental issues

Honestly if anyone is willing to get me a job I will take it I am from Jacksonville and willing to travel to yours guys place if you can help me. I only have 900 bucks in my name though

>>205642279
You are responding to the question
Why would people choose a comforting lie that necessitates suffering over a comforting lie that does not necessitate suffering? "People are stupid" could be applied to anything that one disagrees with

>>205642309
should be nicer to your old man who apparently didn't abandon you

>>205642312
Are not*
I hate when typo changes the whole meaning of my post

>>205642325
Should a father admit to their son they never wanted them and back peddled when questioned

>>205642134
>>205642198
https://youtu.be/TQ04gPb4LlY

>>205642312
What's the other comforting lie that you keep talking about?

Time to shit, shave and shower in that order

I'd rather talk about looney tunes, enough religion debates, it's so early 2000s and a bored subject already

>>205642343
shit happens. sometimes you accidentally knock up a crazy bitch who'd make a bad mother. the only thing he could have done is been more careful or selective in terms of who he puts his dick into, which would have resulted in you not existing. what matters is that he's there for you now

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FINALLY
goddamn cow

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Do french women make good wives?

>>205642372
The various Greek mystery religions, some of which were hedonistic in nature
Or literally any "lie" that they could make up at any moment since evidently you don't believe truth was of much significance to them

>>205642387
french canadian women are far less deranged than anglo canadian women. i think the language barrier keeps them out of the completely fucked anglo cultural discourse, and the francophone world isn't anywhere near as culturally messed up

>>205642309
do you have friends or relatives you could stay with? 4chan seems like a longshot, but good luck

>>205642265
we'll find out in a day or two.

>>205642394
Because Christianity obviously tapped better into the feelings they were having, than the other religions they were exposed to. Hedonism doesn't work for poorfags who can't afford to be hedonistic. You've confused your quality of life, with what they had.

i hate taylor swift so much

>>205642394
>The various Greek mystery religions, some of which were hedonistic in nature
the cult of hedonism today is called the LGBTP+ community albeit

>>205642412
You say, as they keep firebombing Jews. They're the wokest retards of all the leafs. They love their provincial government oppressing them too.

>>205642416
I am suicidal if you guys kill me it's just a bonus

>>205642423
The feeling of wanting to be fed to lions and burned at stakes and rejected by the their loved ones and nonstop pacivism appealed to the masses on the basis of a lie?

>>205642423
Christianity spread among the aristocracy thoughever, the word "pagan" comes from the word villager or peasant

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>>205642384
>Typhlosion - the child grooming pokemon

>>205642439
are you retarded? those protesters are nearly all arab migrants who the feds brought in so actual quebeckers couldn't get enough votes for independence. the rest are antifa retards who are mostly anglo transplants who moved to montreal, many of whom are anti-zionist jews. you understand that the feds would lock white people up for life for that kind of behaviour right? it's only brown arabs and brown jews who can get away with it

>>205642467
You're being intentionally obtuse, or you're way too retarded. Please go reread what I typed.

>>205642477
And? You think humans then are different than now? Rich people think they're going to heaven now. Why would that be any different then?

>>205642497
>excuse all the whites
>blame all the browns
I forgot to mention that the French are way more racist too.

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>>205642423
>Hedonism doesn't work for poorfags who can't afford to be hedonistic.
crazy how poorfags are all on drugs, have 3 different baby daddies, and plato said in his tripartite theory of soul that it's commoners who are primarily motivated by hedonic pleasure (epithymetikon); that if they were motivated by honour or wisdom they'd be a higher caste

>>205642524
Weren't you saying it tapped into the feelings of poorfags?

>>205642561
>crazy how poorfags are all on drugs
city dweller detected

I swear that Chrstifags try to be obtuse retards.
>>205642561
>poorfags want comfort from their shit lives
.how could they be doing an even more effective version of comfort with drugs
>>205642564
And it tapped into the feelings of the richfags for different reasons. Why is it so difficult to understand that different groups would find different aspects appealing?

>>205642424
If she offered to sit on your face, you would accept without hesitation

>>205642604
i would round house kick her in the jaw

>>205642600
How do you know they didn't find aspects in common appealing?

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>>205642540
>crowd is 99% brown
>signs aren't even in french
maybe the jews should stop doing the great replacement if they don't like the result
image search "montreal palestine protest" they're basically all like this

>>205642618
They very well could have, the parts that say it's all part of God's fucked up plan, to explain why bad things happen. Even richfags think that they're good people in a bad world.
Hedonism isn't going to answer that.

>>205642638
You realize that all you're doing is proving my point that the French are even more racist, right? You've disqualified from from being part of Quebec.

Dogberg smells like a barn again

>>205642643
But it teaches you are sinner, not everything you do is good

women hate me (and thats okay)

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>>205642663
And only the rich could read, so the average poorfag isn't going to hear or remember all those things. They'll remember the parts that appeal to them. The rich would just pay their way to forgiveness.

women hate me and that is not ok, the demiurge will pay for making women like that

women adore me (i strongly suspect)

>>205642660
you're such a moron
>quebec is le bad because... the alien peoples forced on quebec by the feds are misbehaving
>quebeckers are oppressed by their own government because... their government insists businesses use french (???)
was it oppressive when BC finally had to insist that zhang/jeet businesses use english? obviously not. might be nicer if they were sent home, but insisting migrant aliens use the local language makes life easier for locals

>>205642695
Indulgences didn't start until the 10th century so that wouldn't make sense. I could list you the reasons why romans became Christians that scholars agree on if you want

>>205642548
Are you short anon

>>205642730
yeah

>>205642726
I don't really care, seeing as the only thing you actually care about is "because it's true". You're the one who's obsessed with why things spread.

>>205642730
kohl's sells clothes for tall people too

>>205642739
Hello cutie
What size pants are you

>>205642746
that pants i ordered are in size small

>>205642548
are they made of cabbage

yo watch me stream, im live right now

just got the early payout on my 12 leg parlay today because jordan love is a professional throatfucker
ama
1$ turned into 340$ just like that

>>205642723
>aliens
You brought them in, they're Quebecers.
>oppressed
Quebec loved the restrictions during covid. They narced on the few who didn't follow them. They love being oppressed.
Not sure why you thought I was talking about the language. I wish the federal government would just ban it, and resolve that problem for the based part of the country.

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bitchboy loses again

>>205642821
Get rid of that mon before he grows up and rapes your children

did buttcoin win yet?

>>205642793
>You brought them in, they're Quebecers.
sorry jew, but getting a magic piece of paper from the government does not magically transform a foreigner into my kin. you've been criticizing christianity all thread, yet in this case you believe in your own kind of transubstantiation. racial kinship is by blood, not decree of the tyrant

evens i download duolingo tomorrow
odds i goon for 10 hours tomorrow

7-Eleven didn't have melatonin so I had to buy their store brand sleep aid, really hope this shit works

>>205642859
Not a jew, fag. /cum/ is full of retards who constantly get things wrong. I'm an atheist. Cope. There's no magic either, for that matter.

>>205642758
Hee hee hee *hugs you*

how long have these drones been flying around

>>205642897
there are no drones

>>205642897
A little less than a month

>>205642412
>language barrier
>french canadian women
my man you are just so incredibly retarded

Kill yourself my man

>>205642884
canadians are a race of people who grew almost entirely from organic population growth and not immigration until the 1970s. if you believe a foreigner can become a canadian by merit of the government handing out citizenship papers, it's logically equivalent to believing a man can become a woman because the government put FEMALE on his driver's licence. false official documentation has no bearing on reality. there is no magical transformation. foreigners will never be canadian, and neither will their great-grandchildren

>>205642918
it's so funny when my buddies and i speak english around quebecoises, they have no idea what we're saying

>>205642936
u just think brown pipo are ugly and smell bad and that's why you hold these opinions

>>205642936
Then why do you keep them? Why do you allow your police to do that?

ps5 is on sale for $300 wish a nigga had some money

Premise one: You are a pee pee head

>>205642957
then you gotta gamble more on sports, crypto and stocks. one of the most reliable ways to make money

why is it only frogs that ever exalt themselves to unimpeachable heights?

>>205642956
>Then why do you keep them?
the quebec government is constantly fighting with the feds about the flow of migrants, which is why quebec has the relatively best deal and most control over who comes in, but the feds still insist on a society destroying lower amount
>Why do you allow your police to do that?
don't know what you're talking about

>>205642918
Not him, but what are you implying exactly? While the the level of competency in English is generally not too too bad among the younger generation, there's still a definite language barrier present. And even in this day and age, it's still not too uncommon to find younger people who basically don't speak any English at all (naturally this is more common among the less educated, more rural, etc.).

>>205642981
cant gamble with $0

>>205642930
it's in the works, i'll get to it

>>205642936
i am canadian i grew up in canada

>>205642439
>keep firebombing jews

Anon you don't have to sell them so hard, I'm already convinced.

>>205642996
because every young french woman is on the internet and also taking English as part of their school curriculum. The idea we're stepping into another world inside Quebec is a myth, it's like being in Belgium.

>>205643015
hi schizo jeet

I think there are too many Canadians here right now

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i know for a fact im not getting anything on christmas day

>>205643019
>only english speaking quebeckers are entering my anglophone online spaces that means all quebeckers speak english
those english-speaking mexican /cum/mers must mean all mexicans speak english too

spinny dm'd me, she's not coming back

>>205643050
coal is a thing

>>205643050
last christmas i gave you my shart

america will begin a 3 day special military operation on canada next month

>>205642993
>we have the best control over it
>we also left Roxham Road open for years
top kek
>don't know what you're talking about
Why do you let your police not arrest them? Surely, you have better control, right?
No? You love being oppressed.

>>205643019
>is on the internet
There's an entire French-language internet out there, Anon. Basically every single piece of popular media gets dubbed in French. In fact, there's almost always specifically a Quebec French dub that exists just for the Quebec market.

>and also taking English as part of their school curriculum.
Anglo kids in the rest of Canada also have French as part of their school curriculum, look how far that gets them on the path to French-language fluency.

>>205643050
Last year, I told my family not to get me anything, but they did anyways. I left without taking the gifts with me, but then they sent them to me in the mail.

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I dont care if it's a prosthetic it's hot
>>205643050
Hey same! Actually it turns out with not having my ex and her family to buy gifts for, the sadness of missing them outweighs the relief of finding and buying unique and thoughtful gifts

>>205643053
yes you are truly our Mexicans

>>205643055
Did something happen? I haven't been posting very much lately, so I may have missed it.

>>205643079
you guys burned down our first white house and we're still angry

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Made one
>>>/ck/21039558

>>205643019
We learn French, nigger.

need to wash dishes

>>205643091
That anon is larping, but she got a 15 day ban for "doxxing"
She posted some meme that the janitors didn't like

>>205643084
kind of adorable t-b-h

>>205643082
French isn't an important language that's why we don't need to speak it. When was the last time it was important? Over a hundred years ago?

>>205643114
>transgender jansgender jealous of /cum/'s real woman
Many such cases (sad)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QIy2jqAuXU

Short anon is my boyfriend

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Being drunk is better than being high

>>205643159
For me they both havr several pros and cons i am not sure how they weigh against each othef

>>205643155
stop

was wondering why the thread is so boring and shitty, then i remembered it's sunday

>>205643159
>headache
>no enhanced euphoria
>cant hear the minor details in music
>ashtray mouth
>liver damage
nah

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>>205643159
k

>>205643167
Sorry

I just watched the Coen brothers film A Serious Man, and I didn't get it. Now I'm mad.

>>205643170
The night before beginning at new toilberg
I am not exactly excited but i am poor, so

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*siiiiiiip*

feeling like a druggie subhuman takes away from any high i might have with any drug and makes me feel bad

>>205643135
>taking pride in your ignorance
Embarrassing. I know several languages, which means I can read important texts untranslated from their original form.

>>205643178
isn't that about some jew

https://www.4chan.org/advertise
>Education: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college
Do you think this is still true in your country?

>>205642987
They go on about how "Anglo" media constantly vilifies them and gives us false ideas of the Quebecois but I don't have the heart to tell them Anglos don't watch French media or care how we're portrayed. Maybe they do have the talking head screaming about squareheads all day, I don't know. Maybe that's where they get this flustered attitude from.

>>205642387
i love lea seydoux's elderly cleavage

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what should I name him, /cum/mies

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>>205643224
i bet she likes her ass eaten

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>>205643232
MAGAmite

>>205643181
'Twas the night before Wagecuck, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
'Morrow's clothes were laid on the dresser with care,
In hopes that Ol' Toilberg soon would be there;
The wagies were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of lunch-break danced in their heads

>>205643204
>important texts
Such as?

>>205643204
Did that come off as prideful? Are you sure you can actually comprehend English writing? I literally just said I don't need it, because I don't. Nobody where I live speaks French it would be a waste of time and money to learn French, and I'm not French.

>>205643232
Miraclez

>>205643232
magnanimous

I spend all day every day fantasizing about becoming an hero. I can't even remember the last time an hour passed without thinking about it.

Most Christians don't even know what angels look like, they think they look like men with wings, or cupid, instead of eldritch abominations. They don't know Satan is an angel, they think Satan's name is Lucifer. They think the bible mentions demons when the Jews had no word for demons, "shedim" (foreign gods) got translated into "devils" (slanderer) by the Greeks, then "devils" got translated into "demons" (evil spirit) in the 19th century. They think Jesus' birthday is December 25th. They think "Gehenna" (a Jewish dumping ground) is an underworld where people burn in fire for eternity. They think all mentions of Satan in the bible are talking about the Devil when Satan just means "adversary". They don't know the name of God (Yahweh). They don't know Yahweh comes from the Canaanite god El, and that the Canaanite pantheon had a bunch of other Gods besides El. They think archangels are the most powerful angels when they're literally bottom tier. They think the bible was written by one person. They think accepting Jesus into your heart is an instant ticket to heaven when the bible says otherwise. They think the old testament doesn't matter anymore because of Jesus so they can just ignore all the weird sacrificing humans and animals thing and weird magic ritual crap. They think ancient people lived to 900 years old. They think heaven is located in the clouds when the bible says its in space. They think slavery is wrong even though the bible endorses it. They think 666 is some devil or antichrist thing when they were just talking about Nero. They think the antichrist is the devil or some evil entity that is gonna take over the world when they were literally just talking about Nero. They think the mark of the beast is gonna be some chip implanted in them when they were just talking about roman currency. They think Noah somehow fit two of each animal on his ark and somehow was able to feed them all and keep them from eating each other.

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>>205643270

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>>205643159
I crack open another one and I keep on sippin

Ok yeah i am definitely reading all thay uh huh
(He doesn't know how to read)

>>205643170
It's always shitty and boring. Not sure what you think is good. Random people posting links to youtube videos that no one watches, random people posting food or animal pictures, or random people talking about piss/shit/cum/masturbating. Because that's the majority of /cum/, when we're not arguing about politics/religion/current events.

>>205643273
They think Sodom & Gomorrah are one place. They think Sodom's sin was gay buttsex when Ezekiel says it's because they did not help the poor and needy. They think Isaiah 14-12 is referring to Satan rather than a Babylonian king. I could go on and on but I'm tired of typing.

can you guys write less words im too lazy to read all of it

Can we somehow create a global mission to make bed bugs extinct? I'm really sick of them.

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>>205643237
Bad lipstick color for her. PASS.

>>205643299
I post animals, post when i jerk off some times, and sometimes post when i am sad
I am the average /cum/mer

>>205643288
we should normalize it

>>205643273
whoa it's almost like christianity ISN'T judaism, and the europeans who adopted it made it their own, syncretizing their traditional beliefs to the point that it bears almost no resemblance to the beliefs of the ancient israelites that's crazy

>I CANT READ!

>>205643321
They can go dormant for over a year with no food in any crevice as thick as a credit card
you would have to super heat every single room of every single building regularly for at least a year

>>205643300
They think the Devil looks like a goatman when that depiction is just based on the Greek God Pan.

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>>205643300
>>205643273
Thats awesome, tell me more of my own thoughts

Trying out a mustache, lads

>>205643343
reading is bad for your eyes tho

>>205642987
They know that they're inferior and that no one really cares about them. So they're fronting about how they're so great, in hopes that we get envious of them.
The truth is, we'll never care, so they'll be eternally trying to earn our envy.
If you want to be charitable, change envy to respect.

>>205643237
good lipstick color for her!

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>>205643321
just don't let the bedbugs bite

getting more and more bored of /int/ lately i think i will be done with this site by the end of next year

>>205642857
you must have missed bloomberg this evening

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Im not reading all that I'm going to watch the game and jerk off

>>205643245
He's translating them right now from their original form give him a few minutes.

>>205643270
maybe you should talk to a doctor or counselor or something about it, anon

cumming on my poop

>>205643373
Idk, it fills a niche for me that nowhere else does, I can't see myself leaving anytime soon

>>205643373
yeah i haven't posted in like two weeks and tonight's been pretty bad

>>205643373
I already catch myself not opening it for long periods of time. It's a very strange change. There were periods where I fully believed the "you're here forever" meme, that this site was some sort of eternal punishment and catastrophic mistake one does not recover from

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>>205643370
>color

>>205643408
sorry, i meant couleur

Cuteness scale
Short anon > Brazilian neet > Jason > spinster > Brazilian tranny > Brian

>>205643447
Brian is the cutest

I dont have real social media so 4chan is the only scroller i have
The alternative is youtube shorts since I prefer it to tiktok
I should probably install instagram.and Snapchat if i plan on dating again but i mean...i wouldnt want someone who wouldn't accept me not doing that yk

bro named after the dog from family guy

>>205643457
Spamming buttholes isn't cute

remember when Brian posted his literal retard fat bf LOL

>>205643473
No where do i find this

>>205643449
What did you name the magnemite

>>205643356
Sometimes I think non-human animals were a mistake.

I wish I could get high just for a little bit so i could like do it for 2 hours in the evening snd come down, i prefer being high to drunk but drinking is better because i can control it, i literally just have to stop drinking and boom k csn sober up in a couple hours but once the edibles kick im stuck in that zone for several hours

Not really sure why wendys thought it appropriate to put that ugly fish looking Asian bitch in their commercial like mega ew

a girl laughed at me at work today

>>205643482
Marble

>>205643514
vape weed instead it's the best delivery method.

>>205643539
Not a fan of doing anything that goes in my lungs i dont even smoke ciggies i just use zyns

>>205643480
not sure. i just tried searching the archives for some of the words i remember him using, but it was some generic gay shit, and apparently outer /int/ has a LOT of zesty niggas posting gay porn all the time, so it'd be a lot to sift through

>>205643385
fuck that. therapy is bullshit. they'll just tell me a bunch of garbage that doesn't help, and then charge me $3000/week.

>>205643551
Based THATS METAL, IN YA LUNGS knower
>>205643529
Cute

>>205643539
Wouldn't up your butt still be the best weed delivery method?

drinking 'nog

>>205643574
maybe for you

>>205643525
something i find really funny about the DEI advertisement actors is when they hire lactose intolerant races to sell dairy products like ice cream. like this nigga is going to be shitting his pants later, and the target demo isn't going to buy this product (yeah i know the target demo is self-hating white libtards, not the browns themselves)

>>205643598
I meant since alcohol up the butt is the best method.

>>205643610
I thought you were basing that on how pot smokers are all fags...

>>205643273
>>205643300
>>205643358
Which board should i post this on for the most (You)s? /x/?

>>205643622
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema

>>205643610
how is that the "best" method if it's easier to die from it

>>205643632
Most effective at achieving the end goal?

>most efficient way to absorb alcohol into your bloodstream is rectally
what does that mean for rectal absorption of semen? asking for brian

>>205643648
The end goal is getting drunk. Slurping a bottle of vodka into your boiler gets you just as drunk as being a faggot and sticking a tampon up your ass, it's just slower and more safe.

>>205643672
It goes directly into your bloodstream. Into your stomach is going to have some loss. The goal is being drunk, so being drunk sooner and on less, is better.

>>205643586
Homemade or store-bought?

I tried some of those store-bought stuff (a non-alcoholic version to be more specific) and was rather disappointed. It's basically just over-sweetened milk.

>>205643705
You're convincing nobody cockfag.

>>205643732
>>205643732
New

>>205643730
>say nothing about cocks
Sounds like cocks are on your mind.

they let a damn broad into the union

>>205643746
No it sounds like they might be in your bum you should double check