edition
Don't wanna be an American idiot
>UK’s Starmer urges G7 to intensify pressure on Putin with sanctions.
anime
>>205644668israel already annexed some land from syria, they took a mountain so they have the high ground kek, such a based country i wish i were a jew
>>205645063i should finish cowboy bebop someday
>>205645063anime should be cute not lewd
>>205645066>i wish i were a jewyou don't
>>205645064you know, i didnt even consider that, thanks.
croissant with a cookie in it
>>205645098
How did we all forget that God was always watching us?
upside inside outlivin' la vida loca
>>205645006I am fucked I have to leave my house by March and I have only have 1500
downloading this Balatro thing. Game of the Year contender apparently
absolutely mental that aliens are invading
A crookie will never be a meme!!!
my plan: use google go to read the wiki on all these companies /biz/ /smg/ and reddit r/wallstreetbets/ are shilling and pick quality ones w/ strong growth. buy @ 3am (its 11pm) and sell either within the first 15min to an hour or hold and sell throughout the day (ive noticed around 8am (regular market hours) a lot of people buy in. any tips or advice is appreciated
>>205645114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBiewQrpBBA
>>205645160This is gambling btw
just took a shite in the disabledsvictimless crime
>>205645173what a strange looking group of females
You can always count on me
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Welcome backWe always could spot a friend
>>205645175not according the the books ive read. picking random stocks you may as well be gambling, yes. chart analysis etc is not like gambling
you coulda been another billy conn
wondering if hannibal lecter ate a guy that had aids he would get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3UnRVEWfoM
>>205645226if your chart analysis is what people online are saying about stocks, then yeah it's gambling
https://youtu.be/C7FDbyDFyNk?si=UDrtO4g2zio-Uv4o&t=104
unfathomably miserable me, my soul has rotted and im bound for the pit of hell
wondering if they'd get it they sucked aids blood
>>205645324My name's Alex :)
>>205645330if*
You can’t have your cake and eat tit
It's not about the tattoo. It's not about putting a hot needle into your skin and it's not about the drawing of tinkerbell wearing fishnets.When you permanently etch something onto your skin, you're making a statement to the world.The fact that this is your message and that you're that insistent that it's worth my time and life is what pisses me off.
>>205645345But what the point of having a cake if I can’t eat it
>>205645118It's very good and you can play it in bed and on the toilet>>205645114Come live with me and maybe wank me off sometimes if youre cute
>>205645337lovely to meet you
>>205645361You can eat it but if you eat it you will no longer have it
>>205645354mumberg said this to me after I got a tattoo of a poo on my forearm
https://youtube.com/shorts/SNAsb97lzSY?si=XS3VISoD2P7X8n0a
Hairline going like Vageta’s
>>205645367>It's very good and you can play it in bed and on the toileton it now, Feels autistic but i mean that as a very high compliment. Can see it going a bit mad when it kicks off. Only really playing normal poker hands at the moment
>link with source identifier
>>205645389>Vagetasaiyan prince will never recover from this
on the toilet lads lol
https://youtu.be/3U1jz8MdHko?
>>205645258im learning how to read charts. i should wait before investing instead of being greedy but i dont have time
We linked upNeed it or keep it?
Merry Christmas Mr Greggo. The finest Frenchman on 4chan!
desu i should stay away from stock markets on monday and friday. especially at 3 in the morning. ill let you know how much i made bcos i dont intend on holding throughout the day. take my profit and im done for the day. im not emotionally invested in any of these companies and there are new opportunities everydaytldr dont get greedy. take the money and run
>>205645513have a good one as well
>>205645393Yeah once you get to know it you'll probably be disappointed with how simple it is. My mum plays it now instead of candy crush.
>>205645535Eshuta?
Need to get a worm’s eye view of Emma Watson taking a shit. I need to see her ringpiece expand as a chocolate pine cone emerges from it.
RORKE GET YOUR COCK OUTRORKE GET YOUR COCK OUTLA LA LA LALA LA LA LA
Being a DJ is actually pretty hard work
>>205645590you need to download a new fucking image boring fatso
played with a revolver in cyberpunkliked the dirty harry feeling of it
>>205645693Which site did you use to make?
almost bloody 40 didgeridegrees outside lads fucking shtinkin hot, saw an old granny spontaneously combust in the street earlier
>>205645702l dont make shit l got it from simpchat
>>205645709corrr corrr
Invasion of the three titted women from outer space
>>205645709Tadoi on crocodoil ‘untah: we’ll investigeyet whoy grannies ‘round Australia are catching abloize in tha summah heat.
>>205645721thats more like it
Like I actually want to combine two similar beats but I can't even begin to fathom how even with a software like virtual DJThe beats I want to combine have to be synthesized at different points in each song so I have to compose general outlets for specific beatsYeah I'm kind of a genius, guys
>>205645784©Copyright those sick beats Cody, mom says you have to start chipping in for mountain dew
>>205645784copy w/e hes doinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzR4rQ9Xajg
went to the hardware store to find a rope to hang myself with but all the ropes they had were little skinny pussy ropesi want a big thick boi rope so my neck has the most comfortable snapping experience possible, is that SO much to ask?
star wars? more like fag porn
>>205645830go with chainit's all about the height drop anyway, the snapping of the neck
Got the Sonic 2 boss battle theme stuck in my head. Very nostalgic. https://youtu.be/S3JZKyaucK4?si=sZl1dDkdRB7sV8vp
Supposed to be bringing out those suicide pods in this country
>>205645801Damn that's womfy>>205645800I'll get themThey don't understand my PAINAnd how FUCKED UP this world truly is
>>205645830not very christmassy that x
>>205645855there's always the chance that your neck doesn't snap when you drop and you have to wait to be strangled by the rope/chain/whatever
>>205645830see and i bet you supoort gun control
>>205645880not when you drop from high enoughanyway, don't do itor at least do waste ittake a cunt with you if you're going to suicide
>>205645830good la
cool but underwhelming, typical jim jarmush
>>205645744oohh hoochie mama! wouldya look at those bazungs!
I'm so SICK and MESSED UP inside
Don't you just wish you could get REVENGE for all they've done?
>>205645006yorkists should have won
i am really feeling much better than i felt about 6 hours ago :D
what is this woman DOING?
>>205645939ginger ale lad x
>>205645974rorkette spending a day out on the town
>>205645939
Once upon a time I was falling in buttsNow I’m only falling in fartsNothing I can say, total eclipse of the shart
Those white boys got me hooked on Crystal meth
>>205646002disguting filththat's DISGUSTING
>>205646002decent/10
I smoke weed cause it gives me knowledge
captcha: N0NGning nong ning nongning nong ning nong nong
>>205646002+
they are trying to hide ancient forms of magic and essential wellness behind lies claiming they are symptoms of mental illnessjust fyi hope this helps
The brets are in bed, dreaming of warm pasties
chinaman, ching chong, and jap are catch all terms for oriental types of all varieties
might play half-life (1998) for the first time
wonder what the company christmas gifts will be this year
>>205646109ok boomer
remember madame webb?can't believe it came out this year, feels like it's a few years old
>>205646142>madame webbnh
>>205646142i rememberone of those "no one asked for this" films
the reason there are more men than women is because women just can't compete, even as sperm
kino
ur mum competes for my sperm but your nan is a stiff competitor
>>205646168whats your plan for next month?
your mums have all had dicks in their vaginas (unless you were artificially inseminated in which case you're a freak)
>>205646178hopefully suicide
>>205646177>>205646198how about kill yourselves you weird cunts
>>205646199
>>205646199you the lad with the guns? we both know youre too pussy to do that. its winter and you have 1500 you wont last long up north. temp here is a warm 69 degrees
Scientists have uncovered the aftermath of an "exceptionally violent" attack about 4,000 years ago in Somerset when at least 37 people appear to have been butchered and likely eaten.It is the largest case of violence between humans identified in early Bronze Age England, which had been considered a peaceful time.The victims' bones were found by cavers in the 1970s. Experts believe they were thrown into a 15m shaft by the prehistoric attackers.The massacre was probably driven by a furious "desire for revenge" and its effects likely "echoed through generations", says Professor Rick Schulting at Oxford university.He says the victims may have been eaten as a ritual to "dehumanise" them and to send a message by "insulting the remains".Around 3,000 fragments of bones found at a cave system called Charterhouse Warren in the Mendip Hills, Somerset, were analysed by a team of archaeologists.They believe that at least 37 people died, including men, woman and children. Teenagers and older children made up about half of the victims.Villages in early Bronze Age Britain were made up of around 50 to 100 people, so the experts think this could have equated to wiping-out almost one entire community.The Bronze Age in Britain lasted from about 2500–2000 BC until 800BC, and was a time when bronze replaced stone for making tools and weapons. People developed new agricultural methods, creating large and permanent farms.In the newly-identified attack there was no evidence of a fight back, suggesting the victims were taken by surprise.Scrape and cut marks on the bones indicate that the attackers systematically dismembered their victims using stone tools and likely consumed them."If we saw these marks on animal bones, we'd have no question that they were butchered," says Prof Schulting.The scientists do not believe the attackers ate the remains out of hunger because the fragments were found alongside animal bones, indicating there was sufficient food.
>>205646204FOB
>>205646231was just saying this down the pub
>>205646204
>>205646198so what? just means my dad was a shagger
>>205646142uh nodon johnson can suck my dick through my ass
saw an extremely gorgeous woman in my dream but her image slipped from my mind
>>205646220dunno what you're talking about
The extensive dismembering of the bodies is the first documented case for this era.There is limited evidence that tension in this era was caused by a fight over resources.That led the experts to suspect this violence was caused by a huge breakdown in relationships."This was something exceptional. This level of almost erasing the person, literally chopping them into pieces, seems like something you would only do if fuelled by anger, fear and resentment," Prof Schulting suggests.One theory was that someone did "something horrible that justified this in the eyes of those doing it", he says."This is not a homicidal maniac. This is a community of people that came together to do this to another community," Prof Schulting adds.He says perhaps a culture of honour led to the attack."If you felt wronged, it was ultimately your responsibility to do something about it. It's not like you could go to the magistrate and ask for something to be done," Prof Schulting says.He suggests that this looks like a case where "things cycled out of control and normal checks and balances failed."That could be because of one particularly antagonistic person who didn't "let things rest" or "had their own agenda"."If you have those kinds of people on two sides of a conflict, it starts to spiral out of control," he suggests.Experts have usually believed that early Bronze Age England was not particularly violent because very limited signs of conflict have been found.There is no evidence of weapons like swords or of fortifications that would suggest communities needed to protect themselves.
>>205646267You live in Russia, you see gorgeous women every time you leave your house.
Before this discovery, only about 10 victims of violent attacks had been found from the period, Prof Schulting says.The scientists said they do not believe this would have been a one-off attack because "there would have been repercussions"."But at some point calmer heads probably prevailed and people got on with their lives and some sense of normality returned," Prof Schulting suggests.He cautions that the attack should not be seen as a sign that the past was "particularly savage and bloody" or that "we're beyond all of that now.""I hope it gives us insights into human nature that extend beyond just the Bronze Age," he adds.The research is published in the academic journal Antiquity.
so this the rorke you've all been discussing endlessly?
>>205646177>>205646198>>205646298>
>>205646267they say the mind cannot invent faces from nothing so that woman actually exists in real life
on the milk
>>205646310is this the woman ivan saw in his dreams?
>>205646333>cunny
>>205646333that isn't cunny ye pleb
>>205646231>>205646273>>205646287cba, appreciate the effort
>>205646333Absolutely lovely fanny. Basically perfect.
rorke trying to get the thread nuked after being exposed
pubic stubble should be illegal
>SOLDIER>SAILOR>WHO'S YOUR>TAILOR>THEY'LL RUN FOR COVER>WHEN THEY DISCOVER>EVERYONE'S A NERVOUS WRECK, NOW
>>205646349Why did we allow SEA flags to hijack that word in the first place?>>205646358Propa lad
>>205646360youre legitimately mentally retarded youre just too dumb to realize it when someone points it out because you think theyre trying to make fun of you
currently parachuting myself into your living room
>>205646371>>205646382
its not irony anymore
bed soonnot seen sunlight in over a week
leftypol: you've never touched a womanme: well, technically a woman is made up of atoms, and atoms never touch other atoms, so none of us have !
rorke on the ropes running scaredrorkey's last stand if you will
A Potter pooter
>im just pretending to be stupid, im really not>i only do that on 4ch. for a few hours a day>i can stop anytime, hehe....i swear!idiots
flatmate got a contact lense stuck in her eye and had to go to hospital to get it removedmakes me nervous about trying them now
>sunset >15:52OH THE MISERY
pltrmstrthose are the potential plays thus far. back to reading
>>205646515How did she get it stuck?
>>205646515woman moment
Morning, hope you all have a great day.
>>20564658216:00 here :)
>>205646646fuck you ugly freak
>>205646646Good morning sunshine the world says HELLO!
>>205646646same to you
>>205646587possibly lunr
>UK, Australia to recommit to defense pact at meeting in London
You remember seeing Jerry Seinfeld's appartment as a kid and thinking "that seems like a cozy little hole in the wall. Just 4 walls and all the essentials. I could make that work living on a budget"
>>205646828>You remember seeing Jerry Seinfeld'sdo not care
>>205646828no one l know watched it
>>205646828don't remember seeing that on tv when I was younger they just showed friends on repeat
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's too fucking hot
>>205646908meanwhile i'm feeling cozy in my new night gown
A new weekThe possibilities are literally endless
>>205647010anything could happen (stay safe)
>>205646908cool yourself down with a pint
>>205645006hooting
>>205646109love half-life (1998) me
Brits be like>Cor blimey, I'd sell me nan for a bag of crisps
thought this was /brit/ but it appears to be full of johnny foreigners
>>205647042half life 2 is better
>Bitcoin surges above $106,000 on strategic reserve hopes
beauty, thy name is British male
>>205647074kys fagg
gf just did this thing where she stretches out and grapples around me before falling back asleep 1 second later. She just wants to know that I'm there. It happens 3 times a night
>>205647046
Going to cut my own hair today
>>205647079I'll never kill myself, as long as the ethereal British male exists to serve as hope in this dark world...
>>205647135my tummy used to look like that when i was a fertile young twink
>Up to 1,000 feared dead as Cyclone Chido devastates Mayotte
>>205647058I can't agree with that lad. I do love that game too and especially ep2. Anyway, your gay.
>>205647178Blessed are the dead in gay, for they will see the Kingdom of Heaven.
>>205646094Do you know the Cole Porter song, let’s do it, let’s fall in love?Here’s the original lyrics Oh the Chinks do it and the Japs do itUp in Lapland little Lapps do itLet's do it, let's fall in love
I wonder what her parents think about it all
>>205647187i loved younow i wish you were dead
would love to shag olivia coleman up her shit pipe
>>205647275perhaps let her know instead of telling us next time vf
last week of work before im off for a week over christmasthank God
Everyone in the comments calling him a fucking loser and a disgrace …
>>205647275another victim of porn brain rotlubricated orifice made to accept the penis? no thanks i'd rather stick my penis in poo
>>205647305>brown
>>205647317That’s not why they’re calling him a loser and disgrace though
>>205647322noted
Wish I had the money to go to New York
>>205647417get a job and stop wallowing in your own filth
>>205647441I do have a job. I’m leaving in 20 minutes
>>205647476ok just checking. well carry on then
>>205647417What's in NYC?
>>205647510funny hat people
>>205647510You don’t know about NYC?
inisdes hurt from smoking and vaping
>>205647417went there last yearshite placefull of homeless you know whats aggressively approaching you
>>205647526With propellers on the top? >>205647533Yeah, but I have no reason to want to go. I live in California and can see big rotting cities in San Francisco or LA, I don't need to see the biggest rotting city.
Currently incelsitting in my incelcar witnessing the incelsunrise
>>205647564plans for your incelday?
>>205647564Looks like the ending of a film
i miss her so much lads
>>205647630who?
I’m a bitcoin millionaire
where can i go on NYE to be alone
>>205647561You must be gay or something
alri poo faces
during the bar scene in inglorious basterds, the basterds could have won if hugo stiglitz turned and shot the germans instead of stabbing the corpse of the SS officer
>>205647555first time i went to america i saw one of those homeless you know whats defecating in public within 10 minutes of stepping off the train from the airport
Is Paris really that bad?
>>205647757worse
>>205647695book a cabin in a gay sauna and ring it in by having benders ride the hole off you and give you creamy monkeypoz loads
>>205647630Same, different girl but same feelings
long term holders of btc has reduced from 60% to 50% if the us government does create a btc reserve it will most likely be a crypto currency pegged to the us dollar
>>205647774I work at a gay cabin sausage sauna, good tip sis
>>205647769Why do women still want to go there? There must be some nice parts
I need a big GF
>>205647808Nobody cares faggot stfu.
>>205647828wouldn't know, never been
>>205647831still upset? lose weight.
Since it's almost Christmas I've got gifted a box of poison, which one should I choose?
>>205647871skor
did one of those filthy wanks that feels like it was illegal but probably wasn’t
I'm not the type of bender who gets offended by gay jokes, in fact I like them a fair bit, to be desu
might volunteer to fight in ukraine since i'm suicidalit's win-win, either i die in combat or i survive and come back with a newfound appreciation for life (and probably PTSD, but rough with the smooth i suppose)
>>205647918>>>/soc/do one
>>205647911
>>205647911confess and be judged
did one of those filthy wanks that definitely WAS illegal
ADORE feta cheese
cheesemong has killed the thread
Always impressed by how early Seasidemark gets up
One day I will wake up and think "it's Monday again... but who cares? Haha"Today is not that day.
>>205648162It has its place...it has its place
Wanking to a memoryA memory from long ago
>>205648228alcohol disrupts sleep patterns so it's not that impressive really
>>205648286Oh shut up you miserable prick
Halloumi though… thoughts?
>>205648315Fantastic little cheese
>>205648314no.
*to the tune of Love Shack by the B-52s*NutsackHairy nutsackNutsackHairy nutsack
>>205648315my knob cheese tasted like it recently not sure how i cured that particular flavour desu
have you been naughty or nice?
>>205648378Contact the Special Cheesemakers Association pronto
Britain should be basking in the second year of an economic golden age, thanks to PM Liz Truss
>>205648383
>>205648383Er well haha, um... who's to say, really?
watching amazon returns pallet videos on yt. all seems a bit too good to be true really.
>>205648484the real ones are always shite anything good is fake
watching some porn slag tongue dredds arsehole while she wanks his curved jungle bbc proper massive knob he has
>>205648541oh right yeah learnt that in the school of being a miserable bastard did you
>>205648272'
>>205647830She needs Mbongo
>>205647828Women don't want to go there now due to black men living there now
>>205647871Don't know why anyone bothers with Roses anymoreQuality Street mogs
another day of being an incel freak ahead of me today lads
will put the tree up next week
cheadle has awoken to a new dawn
cheadle has awoken to a new don
>>205648689dont bother. people only need decorations to making life brighter in winter. but being plugged into tv , internet and video games our lives are bright and sexy and vibrant as ever. we are no longer controlled by the seasons
it's funny how the idea of dying an incel was just a joke when i was youngernow it's my actual future lol
continually buying shares of mstr and selling them at profit moments later.lmfao. watching it fluctuate with the price of btc
>>205648848Kys gingerpedo
>>205648829shup ye twat
Final week of toil before 2 weeks off
>>205648852im trying to help you, dolt
just got called a twat on /brit/
>>205648888
>>205645118yay i won
>>205645118found this really easy and didn't see the point of playing after winning within a few runs
>>205648871What's going on in that webm
Might become a crisis actor
He’s posting Sandy Hook stuff again. Need him fed through a giant meat grinder feet first.
>>205648913Gingerpedo is posting webms of Sandy Hook school shooting victims. He’s a freak.
>>205648913he's trying not to cry on camera :B
>>205648916I'll play the man that shits his pants and has to be airlifted to a toilet
'ri
Had a 'kizza last night and now shitting out my guts
think im done for the day. had to risk thousands to make a small profit. ill buy one more time since ill be up for a while fuck it
>>205648969Love kizzas
arse is sore and bleeding. was on steamingtoil all day friday and saturday and think I've damaged my insides
>>205648969what is a kizza
>>205649004What is steamingtoil?
>>205649016riding steam trains
New>>205649042
>>205649048Bit early you cunt
apprentice was late to the site so we raped him kek
>>205649011Paki pizza
