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the lads

going to watch the smipsmons

I’m lonely and cold

>>205642127
turn the heat on

Cried after shagging 100 different girls in a day

cried after my knob got deringed after i caught in a door hinge

britsharts curling out a sheet white chlorinated chicken poo

>>205642142
But then I’ll be lonely and when I wake up in the morning my bed sheets will be drenched in sweat

>>205642142
>turn the heat on
mate, it's like 36 degrees right now

got off work early now i need one of you to get me off aha x

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/1spk545c

>>205642235
This needs to stop

>>205642246
Why

>>205642225
turn.the.heat.ON

I don't understand what all of these elderly celebrities think is happening with ai
they signed some petition claiming that machine learning is copyright infringement and puts their livelihood at risk... like... paul mccartney thinks people are going to generate fake beatles songs and that will make it so no one wants the real beatles songs anymore and he'll end up in the poorhouse? what?
thom yorke thinks ai generated songs that sound like radiohead are going to take his precious wealth away from him? how?

Clicked that link and then all of a sudden my camera light came on my laptop and then some audio file automatically downloaded to my pc. the fuck

>>205642267
it is basically theft tbf

>>205642297
not true mate.

and whoever was just wanking me off, not bad

>>205642225
isn't it obvious? you've turned the heat on already

>>205642263
bet you'd like to see me all hot and sweaty, you gay cunt

>>205642298
lmao no it isn't
a human could listen to their music and create music which sounds similar and it wouldn't be theft
the fact that it's being done using a human created computer program doesn't make it any different
and when someone tries to sue over copyright infringement in music like radiohead suing lana del rey that's fucking bogus because it in no way takes anything away from them
it's not as if someone's going to consider paying for a radiohead song/album and then go "hey this lana del rey crap sounds similar I'll spend my money on that instead" it makes no sense
if anything hearing something which sounds reminiscent of something else is more likely to make someone listen to that as well
basically old greedy cunts are sick in the head and removed from reality

love eating chili cause my farts smell just like how it smelt while eating

>>205642340
what if i did? what you gonna do about it?

>>205642310
I clicked on it and it wiped my home directory. Fuck you mate.

>>205642369
blog status: on

>>205642438
glad you enjoyed it
please like and share

>>205642369
no you see my song goes doo doo DOO doo doo not doo doo doo DOO doo

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>>205642064
stop making threads

Got no Christmas tree. I live alone so what’s the point.

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>>205642488
>what’s the point
what makes you think there is any rhythm or reason for anything?

stop making threads
stop making threads
stop making threads making threads

>>205642488
bit sad, that

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god bless america

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JUPITER WANTS YOU TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE

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https://youtu.be/C7FDbyDFyNk?si=g-t6aRslIuFT3hM9&t=119

I shagged 100 birds in a day

>I SHAG

I feed walnuts to 1,000,000 pigeons (and geese)

>>205642629
>This image of Jupiter from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope’s NIRCam (Near-Infrared Camera) shows stunning details of the majestic planet in infrared light. In this image, brightness indicates high altitude. The numerous bright white "spots" and "streaks" are likely very high-altitude cloud tops of condensed convective storms. Auroras, appearing in red in this image, extend to higher altitudes above both the northern and southern poles of the planet. By contrast, dark ribbons north of the equatorial region have little cloud cover.

In Webb's images of Jupiter from July 2022, researchers recently discovered a narrow jet stream traveling 320 miles per hour (515 kilometers per hour) sitting over Jupiter’s equator above the main cloud decks.

it's illegal to install toilets in sunrooms
it's against code
it's a code violation

feeling pretty good :)

might get my mum a cake mixer for crimbo
any thoughts lads, any thoughts at all

>>205642697
Im feeling bad

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>>205642704
"good"

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>>205642709

>>205642709
Horrible cunt

>>205642674
it's good
let's buy one

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>>205642725

alri, i've indulged my sadistic tendencies
why are you feeling bad, brucie? it's summer down there, should be a nice time

just remembered szechuan sauce pickle rick

craving some pickled beetroot

>>205642701
they are useless
using spoon or spatula is easy and requires no assembly and less cleanup
stand mixers and electric mixers are a gimmick for people who want to spend money on junk
the only thing electric mixers are useful for is making whipped cream or meringue
people who use mixers to stir cake batter usually leave it going for way too long which causes gluten to form which then makes the finished cake tough and dry instead of light moist and fluffy

>>205642754
I feel dirty after i had sex with 100 girls in a day

>Leaded gasoline, used until 1996, exposed millions to harmful lead levels, causing widespread mental health issues and personality changes, especially in Generation X. Researchers link this exposure to 151 million psychiatric cases over 75 years, highlighting its lasting public health impact.
never stood a chance at a normal life

>>205642664
Would love that room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwLpEFEo04

if you go back in time and shag yourself is that masturbation

>>205642784
alright then smart arse what sort of kitchen utensil should I get her

please note that although I called you a smart arse I didn't necessarily mean it in a hostile tone and would sincerely appreciate your input

>>205642785
like in Shame with Michael Fassbinder, poor lad

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Should be illegal to be this peng

remember when that one big fat yank decided to stop being such a fat cunt and it completely blew everyones minds

>>205642815
those are children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMJoMkyLZ4w

>>205642830
Stop thinking about children

Really don't understand the size of the US economy

Literally what does anyone buy from there? Pop tarts?

They make fuck all

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>>205642791
I think it's good for you actually
I know it smells good so it must be good

>>205642851
yeah you really put your thinkiing cap on for this one

>>205642866
Go on then mate enlighten me

>>205642851
we make sex

>>205642851
They innovate

>>205642815
Why did they pull Milagros' hair and shove her head like that? Bit mean

so bored, might start a gooning session

>>205642804
what kind of foods does she like to make the most?
does she like ice cream?
I always thought having an ice cream maker would be fun, but I can't say whether they're any good since I've never owned or used one

>>205642851
>They make fuck all
why are so many people under the impression that the only way to have a strong economy is to produce and sell physical goods

wish all laptops had the thinkpad red nipple

>>205642896
I wanna pull milagros hair and push her head if you get what i mean

>>205642915
Aha behave

A Story of Piss

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The Johnny Keys Hit -Sammy "The Bull" Gravano

Something's getting me down but I can't pinpoint it

eating chips (crisps for the uncultured)

you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

i can't stop watching videos of hamsters being tormented and eaten by reptiles

yes I know an ice cream maker seems even more frivolous than a stand mixer on the surface, but you can't make ice cream with a spoon

>>205643002
you'd fit in well with the clique of thirdy gore posters who spam post torture of monkeys now and then

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https://www.understandingwar.org/

>>205643013
State of the cuck boyfriend

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>>205642982
https://youtu.be/OM4x5DzfXuQ?si=pVxvQ6PZSHlMPZ6i

>>205642994
you've just reminded me that I purchased potato chip previously earlier today and now I can eat it whenever I want

bell aliant is going to have a BIG problem if they don't fix their fucking shit

>>205633947
ein spaki

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>>205643002

leaf phoenix was a cute kid but he's aged badly due to veganism which is a disease

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just learnt the CEO of McDonalds from 2015-2019 was British
he got sacked for shagging a coworker

"crisps" sounds so poofy. Chips is the better term.

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>>205643080

>>205643020
>>205643080
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zLsU00KNQvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9n2FfiRoyM&ab_channel=%E4%B8%AD%E6%9D%91%E4%B8%BB%E6%B0%B4%E3%83%86%E3%83%A9%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A6%E3%83%A0

>>205642851
imagine being this fucking stupid

and every time I see a photo of tom hulce I want to cry

>>205642704
:( i love you. i will try to help through text if you are willing to share. wish we were all friends irl so we could share xxx

crispy nigga zesty

>>205643105
not a force in this universe that could compel me to hover over these links

>>205642851
Name on mikey

>>205643090
they need to have a female clown as the mascot. im sure it would bring them more business

>>205643115
IN TURKEY?

>>205643122
Im feeling dirty and like i was used after i had sex with 100 girls in a day

where's mousey

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LMAO

>>205643090
hmm
he looks like simon cowell crossed with a top gear presenter

let the good times roll

>>205643136
haha. i hope whatever your real problems are resolve themselves mate :)

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keep slandering pop•tarts

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NGa-5y8F4ew

wish i had friends to play games with

>>205643013
thats not normal

>>205643228
same

>>205643228
what games

pop tarts are not very good
the only half decent experience I've had with one is the brown sugar cinnamon toasted and then buttered with a cup of tea
and I have no idea why they come two in a pack because that is just disgusting

>>205643228
Found out recently that one of the guys on my runescape group ironman team had a serpentine visage that he kept secret from me from when i was learnijg zulrah fucking pissed me off so much hes such a gear hog im not sharing anything with him anymore and i bet hes gonna have a little cry and whinge about it when it happens

>>205643228
>>205643241
I'll play this game with you if you want to play https://pomme.us/

>>205643265
i only play mmos

>>205643101
thirty fucking thousand where do these people get money for all this

>>205643247
gay chicken

>>205643256
sounds like he was wearing a human visage all long

>>205643256
had to kill 2k zulrah for my bp was not very happy. dog shit boring ass boss in a dog shit game

I have a feeling that this could be the best Christmas ever.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaxAkrzcgg0&ab_channel=GERMSGEMS

I had a gf last christmas and i bought her lots of gifts now i dont have a gf i have nobody to buy gifts for

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>>205643315
agreed

>>205643271
fine

>>205643315
haven't even thought about it being christmas yet
reckon i'll start thinking about presents in a week or so

>>205643315
:))))

>>205643349
Ketlad

>>205643355
hello :)

ketlad and mouseposter kissing~~~ ooooh....

>>205643332
so it goes

Slobbering all over a slice of previously frozen pizza.

big scary spider in the bathroom. not looking forward to showertoil in a few hours

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watching the dexter original sin episode
will give the show a shot

>>205643415
what does that hand gesture mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELZvdIT1zb4

>>205643415
Looks similar to my gf except my gf has more curvier body and better boobs

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>>205643415

>>205643433
its one half of a heart like when youve taken or recovered a minor hit

Why does Rory Stewart hate black people?

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>>205643459

>>205643459
scromming

Im an incel

>>205643533
sheilas are mannish dog cunts

>>205643573
HEY MARKO

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Baby yoda

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>>205643533
based

>>205643603
cute
but now you remember that people got porg tattoos

Plenty of good seinen anime out there

Dorohedoro and devilman crybaby are really good, most of what Yuasa makes is good really

>>205643637
How many girls ruined their nice skin with star wars and anime tattoos

>look at this porn scene of a fictional cheating/cuckolding scenario! this is why i'm an incel!!
expected as much from these lot

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>btc
104,743.70

>>205643658
u could make a lot of money selling magical amulets containing kathy's remains

>>205643687
cute little ratatouille

im such a fat ugly cunt oh my days

>>205643793
No you're not mate

>>205643800
how would you know?

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>>205643747
can probably make a quick buck off mstr in the morning. also going to allocate some more towards btc in the following couple of weeks but i dont plan on holding for any long period of time.

according to bloomberg its more likely if the us government does implement crypto it will be one pegged to the us dollar

>cathy
id eat it before selling it. im that hungry

Im handsome but ive got no confidence

>>205643833
kahteem
im also smart but lazy

hello who is your favorite lost cast member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stxBFqJqgqQ

>>205643830
if you ate it you'd just shit it out and it would be gone then

>>205643863
the black guy

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>>205643833
>>205643851
it's like we're brothers or something

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>God is le decaying universe and life is le suffering
Why do people take German philosophers seriously?
They're studying a bunch of bug people
Of course their life sucks and they want to die
Anything to escape the freakazoid hivemind

Niggas fuckin HOKEY

just did one of those stinky nuts, if you know you know

>>205643900
I don't. Germans can't think.

>>205643870
pretty sure the food that we eat helps us grow. you are what you eat, quite literally

>>205643900
Saw your thread on /pol/
Intellectual pride

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>>205643870
also, i could just keep eating the fecal matter until i absorb it all

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>>205643919
Based

>>205643851
I wouldnt say im smart but im not dumb and i want to make something of myself

anyone got the pic of mouseys finger

>>205643893
burgers?

>>205643878
remember when the korean guy gave him a beat down
i cried

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>>205643927

>>205643956
i did like sawyer as well

Neighbours are out screaming in the street again

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>>205643893

rorke learning to use ffmpeg to make 4chan webms

>>205643975
i want him to impregnate me

>>205644000
Use handbrake myself

>>205644028
wait until you learn what handbrake uses

>>205644050
Python

>>205642064

i'm off the 3DPD porn and on the 2D hentais

next consoles coming out in 2-3 years, what an awful generation of gaming.

Anyone from England explain to me why Blackpool is a complete dire wasteland filled with scum?

I stopped in for a day and without exaggeration every single person I seen was a junkie, council scum or some form of freak.

Around a third of all businesses and businesses and buildings are boarded up and all the "hotels" are shit hole houses owned by weirdos

>>205644159
Cheap flights

>>205644159
resort towns became utterly useless once holidays abroad popped into existence

>>205644159
it was a town that existed for norf fc to go to on summer holidays, now everyone can get cheap flights to spain for summer holidays so the town died

>>205644233
>>205644240
That doesn't explain why literally every single person you see in Blackpool is scum and the place has this dark energy of poverty and unhappiness

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the lads out for a boozy do in blackpool

left a beauty of a turd in the bowl earlier today
at least 10 inches long, unbroken and smooth

was gonna take a picture of it but the toilet bowl wasn't camera ready, needed to be pristine in order to showcase the beauty of that log

>>205644274
It explains it perfectly

>>205644237
Wish stuff like this were more acceptable so i could do it alone instead of needing a big group and still being shamed for it

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hypocrit

>>205644364
Thoughts on the crookie (croissant cookie)

>>205643654
Incel.

>>205644375
don't know what that is

>>205644428
Im not an incel

>‘Significant number’ of North Korean troops in Kursk, Zelenskyy says

>Israel intensifies Syria attacks, but HTS leader says doesn’t want conflict

>>205644448
They wiped out some Ukrainian camp a few days ago. Ruthless. They’ve tasted the white flesh, no stopping them now

>>205644364
yes once on his american show he scoffed at grilled romaine lettuce being served in a restaurant meanwhile at least one of his own restaurants had it on the menu
it made me dislike him a bit

>US officials in 'direct contact' with victorious Syria rebels

>>205644481
He has to make content mate

>>205644437
A crookie

>>205644486
to clarify, hts

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>>205644498

Watching Get Carter, never thought I'd ever be able to watch get carter *weeps quietly* (1971)

>>205644523
Is google broken or something??

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Rorke be like yo bro look at my freaking sick new star wars tattoo

>>205644536
what about human interaction?

>>205644554
What about it

>>205644552
this is kino

>>205644568
Bit slow you I reckon

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>this is kino

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>>205644568
i'd rather ask you than google it
i believe in the brotherhood of men

watching your mums arse bounce up and down on my willson

>>205644597
I told you the first time its a croissant cookie

>>205644612
and i have no idea what it is

christmas markets are literally hitler worship

>>205644625
Then why didnt you just say i dont know what that is

>>205644442
Yes you are.

>>205644599
Please be black please be black please be black

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>>205644637
>>205644437

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>>205644646
You think id have a tattoo that looks like this if i were an incel?

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>massive explosion rocks Syria, registers 3.0 on Richter scale as Israel bombs munitions storage facility

>>205644662
Touche

>>205644668
Not looking good, not looking good at all is it. :/

>>205644663
Recognise that jawline anywhere

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>dead children

>>205644663
Foolish

>>205644668
They also bombed the Russian base

do like ham and cheese croissants, though
good scran

>>205644705
What about a croissant with a cookie in it

Here's something that bugs me about mostly poor people. The Sons of Anarchy mindset where they think they're all noble criminals lying and cheating and doing drugs but they're family guys who do the dirty work that needs doing know what I mean. Poor people need bringing down a peg.

>>205644705
is that like a crookie but with ham and cheese instead ?

>>205644663
Incel tattoo on an incel neck.

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>>205644668

don't know what they are but i have grown to hate crookies

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>>205644689

>>205644732
Its a croissant with a cookie in it

If Chris Langan was so smart he’d solve the lottery.

>>205644744
hate it

>>205644732
Thoughts on Cookants?

>>205644729
Shes not gonna fuck you bro

>>205644754
>>205644753

They should do a thing where they take the cookie out of the crookie and leave you with just the buttery flakey pastry and you could eat it on its own

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>>205644753

Important record correction: Seen Get Carter actually but must have been drunk

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I'm cute?

IS IT A DOLPHIN IN A BATHTUB

Might go out for a cheeky crookssant.

>>205644783
why does that young girl have sex hips?

>>205644781
Cute t girl

googled it
this is an abomination

>>205644802
googled what?

trannies are disgusting

tucking my balls so I fit better in this dress

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Rorke got star wars on one arm and anime on the other

>>205644822
don't know much about rorke do you

>>205644832
Cute girl who ruined herself with shit tattoos

It’s funny the amount of seethe people that teach how to escape the FIFO/construction ‘life’style get on social media
>yer not a real man mate
>have fun working in a nail salon
>say rip to making real money
>yeah we dont need you anyway

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watching ghost dog: way of the samurai

yer da works at pound land

>>205644869
fuck off he's retired now so he doesn't

citeh bros...

Just watched the "Now and Then" music video. Creepy and pathetic seeing AI John Lennon and George Harrison dance and point at those old cunts.

>>205644908
Cute unless she has tattoos

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ASSad on the ropes
Russia reeling
Israel winning

were in complete control. wheres the nukes putin? still waiting pussyboi

might have a FUCKING wank

>>205644921
CAN'T PARK THERE MATE

When you seethe at somebody who hates on tattoos you might as well just say "hi i have shit tattoos that i regret and am insecure about"

Heh, you know sometimes /tv/ ain’t half bad.

>>>/tv/207037132
>>>/tv/207039647
>>>/tv/207040299
>>>/tv/207040930

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Ate too much candy not way too much though.

In last night's dream i was living with this lass who was doing a PHD and she had one undergrad course to do so she had to hang out with the freshers and that.
She took it as an opportunity to relive her youth and party so most evenings i'd come home and find my house in a state after pre-drinks were once again done at my place while i was at work.
Ended up breaking up with her after she called me at 3am to pick her up from a fresher's party where she threw up on herself. "You're nearly 30 woman get a grip" I said.
Thanks for reading my blogpost x

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em

Poo niggedy and the tennesse sheistys

>>205644957
I just hate incels and their bizarre hate of tattoos. Let me copy in my previous post: >>205644758

might go for a 5am virgin walk lads

>>205645006
>>205645006
>>205645006

>>205643131
His name is Ronald u stupid fuk