kramer: (casually) i've been gaped
>>207037132>are we talking a "gape gape" or a uh.. you know, just agape slightly, momentarily?
George: the gape store called, they've run out of you
>>207037132>He's a Trump supporter Jerry!
>>207038627>and I let him gape me!
>>207037132Wide as a sinkhole!
>he took…>it out.
>>207037132Jerry (confused): He what, Elaine?Elaine: He. Gaped. Me. He stuck it in my butt, and stretched me out. My ENTIRE APARTMENT smells like ass now.George (quietly): I wish someone would let me gape themKramer enters Jerry's ApartmentKramer: Whoa. Smells like Butthole in here!Jerry: Elaine got "gaped" last night. Kramer (surprised): Oh Wow. Who was it? Puddy? Elaine is visibly mortified
This is stupid.Could've been fun.
>>207037132>He *gaped* you?! As I recall, you never let ME gape you...
BEEG GAPE BEBI BEEG
Elaine:He gaped me jerry!Jerry:He gaped you?Elaine:Gaped, jerry! GAPED!>kramer swooces inKramer:You know, Ive been gaped.Jerry:You?! You've been gaped?George:GREAT! Everybodys getting gaped except me!
>>207037132>Jerry: He gaped you? but it's 2024>Elaine: only men get gaped >George: I wish someone would gape me>Kramer: You know I got a guy who can sew that back up
>>207040299LMAO. I'm convinced this was a real episode.
>>207037132>he GAPED me jerry!>he gaped you?>wide as the grand canyon>i cant believe this... was he spongeworthy?>he didnt even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!>i cant believe you got gaped>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass>george enters>whats going on?>elaine got gaped!>jerrrryyy dont tell him that!>george stares and breathes heavily>you were gaped? i cant believe this>whats the problem?>do you know how long ive tried to gape a woman? im lucky if i can spread at all!>kramer bursts in>elaine got gaped on the first date!>kramer bends down and sniffs>oh yeah, that's a gape
>>207040336>You've got a gape sewer?>Oh yeah, big time.
>>20704025915 years ago>full of vigor, in good shape, actually seems enthusiastictoday>can't even stand, bloated, doesn't even bother to take his clothes off,
>>207037132Would have been hilarious if this was a real episode and she shows the gape for everyone on TV with her legs up in the air
>>207040930>>do you know how long ive tried to gape a woman? im lucky if i can spread at all!>I've got no spread Jerry! >No spread at all!>Zip, zilch, nada!>I'm spreadless!
>>207040259>>207040973who
My buddy, Bob Sacamano, he gaped a horse once.
I knew a guy who got gaped once. We were doing sentry duty in Korea. One night we were up in one of the towers and one of the privates decided it'd be funny to sit on the railing. He fell 10 feet and landed ass first on a fence post. Doctors said if they tried to remove the post he'd bleed to death. So he wrote a letter to his mother and then they removed the post. Biggest gape I've ever seen. Its no laughing matter.
>>207041085Manuel Sifredi
>>207040981sirs
>Hey, George: you left your cockring in this dip... Disgusting...
could you be friends with a girl after she told you she was gaped?
>>207040930>is someone cooking indian food?
>>207042002>And when's Arthur coming over I want you to show you the new gape crusader maneuver we've been working on
>>207041002>im gapeless jerry, gapeless i tell you>I’ve got no gape
>>207043681prime(d) Elaine
Man I want to gape my wife. She isn't into butt stuff and one of my exs was one of those one in a hundred genuine anal sluts and I think that really fucked up my psyche because it's all I want now that I don't get it
>He told me to go dilate Jerry! Dilate! Do you know what that implies?
>>207045940you don't have a wife, you've never had exesyou're a sodomite faggot who hasn't accepted it yet
>>207041942>>207046646Fuck off
>>207045940does your wife at least get into face fucking
>>207045940She's your wife. You know you can just stick it in if she doesn't want to. You can't "rape" your wife.Also you shouldn't have married her if she didn't do anal before you married her.
>>207045940Smells like poo and lies, go wash your anus and dilate
>>207040973Don't forget the fake cum he uses to "creampie" girls now.
>>207037462more like "that happened to my friend, bob sacamano"
>>207039331She took it out?!
>>207039682Is that your boyfriend said after he gaped you?
>>207048817Why does Elaine look like a whore?
>>207048817Is this real? Where to watch?
>>207037132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfVnX2diJSkWhy did he do it?
>>207050625I love knowing that out there in the world somewhere, someone has to know that one of their writing credits is trying to write porn-themed Jerry Seinfeld stand-up material.
>>207050625This is wonderful.Kramer is hilarious as always.
>>207050773>Taking cock... like a champion.
