What a life edition
too easy
got frasier on
>>205649100Kys you pedo freak
>>205649072bizarre post
>>205649123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7QZG0Ca7Fw
Gotta be on a call at 10 and still bollock naked
>>205649068he'll soon learn!
watched goldfinger last night, love watching bond at christmas
Just one more week until I’m hearing that sweet, sweet music x
>>205649196not quite christmas is it
>>205649199Ryanair. Low fares. Made simple.
Never spent Christmas abroadWouldn't feel right
>>205649213you're mentally fucked
>>205649204put the tree up yesterday so it is
>>205649042Story?
Don't actually believe Ryanairmong is fucking going anywhere. He's been posting '1 more week' for about a month now. Just another pathetic ritualposter. Sad.
>>205649199Off to Maspalomas for winter pride?
>>205649223bit rude
>>205649286don't care/brit/ is your life
>>205649253Maybe he’s been taking flights all this time mate. Don’t jump to conclusions.
I get pornographic dreams more often these days, around a week ago I had a dream when I fucked a girl in the ass and today I had a dream with a gorgeous naked woman, unfortunately I don't remember much about it. such dreams are usually a rarity
>download tinder>sort by age 40+5090 secured
>>205649298Well until I see proof otherwise that's the conclusion I'm jumping to. Sick to bastard death of him.
get the apprentices raped
>>205649105Might have to get on frasiertoil againI always watch up to the wedding, feel like it shouldve ended there
>>205649323haha save some for me ;)
>>205649042Good thermal insulation, innit.
Really have to stop wanking to white boy beatdown videos.
Sucking a buttermint tea
>>205649392they are fantastic to be fair
>>205649419She insists upon herself
>>205649419why wouldn't I like that?
Read about some Muslim countries and Russia getting their police force to make fake profiles on grindr so they can entrap poofters and beat the shit out of them.Immensely based. I'd love to do that with trannies, just pure smash their faces in when they turn up. Can't do nowt productive in this country anymore.
>>205649419yeah not bad desu
WHAT THE DEUCE?!
>>205649419you may not like it but she's baton only
>>205649392>>205649427Adam
>>205649448You'd do fuck all
>>205649419corr that's a bit nice isn't it
>>205649419Umm, that's not Ana De Armas hun x
>>205649442>>205649449>>205649484it's AI you mongs
>>205649457
Hey fellas: T-shirts are for lounging around like a lazy bum at home. Going outside? Wear a shirt and tie.
*starts flailing my fists around the thread*
>>205649503Clean shaven. Always
>>205649499no it isn't you TWAT
In bed. Farting.
>>205649531fuck sake need a wank now
>>205649042What's the story behind this? Alcoholic or not why bother keeping the bottles
>>205649146Video?
>>205649419Janman analysing...
Should I have a Sir Beer Starmer as im off work
gf is in Jamaica on a girls holiday and I think her phone has been nicked, when I go on Find My it shows the phone left the resort she’s staying at and went to a block of flats in Kingston. Been there since like midnight Jamaica time and hasn’t moved. Just trying to get in contact with her mates now, ffs I’m worried
my gf was converted by BLC (big lesbian clit)
gf is in Syria on a girls holiday and I think her phone has been nicked, when I go on Find My it shows the phone left the resort she’s staying at and went to a block of flats in Homs. Been there since like midnight Syria time and hasn’t moved. Just trying to get in contact with her mates now, ffs I’m worried
>>205649708Dire. This might fly on Christmas eve, when you know youre doing nothing on that one dayBut a random Monday morning? No man. Have a tall glass of get a clue
>205649722get a life spaki
'Starmer'n. nounDefinition: BeerEtymology: Mockney rhyming phrase 'Keir Starmer'
yes i'll have a small get a clue to go, please
>>205649722state
French girls have such a qt esl accent
>>205649521Seconded
>>205649722take a day off adam
no I don't have a Clue Loyalty card
Which animal do you hate the most?
Israel has now begun colonising the areas of Syria it has just conquered
>>205649809Based
>>205649809Nice
>>205649809You can't be Syrias lol
>>205649805indians
>>205649809Stop golaning on about it
>>205649809
>>205649809greater israel has been their goal since day 1. this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone
>>205649891based retard
>>205649809>9 million Israelis and 300 million Muslims, but who controls the middle-east? There's only one way to find out, fiiight!
>>205649908Well he's correct so
>>205649936>Source: /pol/
>>205649655They were probably trying to hide their drinking problem. Me? I just dumped 14 empty bottles of wine in the recycling bin and covered them with a big bit of cardboard. Yeah it'll still rattle like a bottle bank but it looks like I tried to hide it to anyone putting more stuff in.
just scranned some pasta and sausage me, with a dash of chipotle mayo
>>205649978Passed your driving test yet?
>>205649978>eating eggs
>>205649978What are you wearing this winter?xx
A Christmas email is free and more environmentally friendly
>>205649975> I just dumped 14 empty bottles of wine in the recycling bin and covered them with a big bit of cardboard. How long did it take you to get though that?
>>205650017these for course-toil, paired with a simple grey crewneck day to day? that’s private xx
>>205649503I'll wear your fucking skin if I'm going outside you daft cunt
>>205649998>delicious>nutritious>affordable>easy to preparegive me one single reason not to eat multiple eggs every day
>>205650066
>>205650039Not 100% sure. Less than a week. Most of it got drank over a 2-3 day binge. Might get another bottle tonight but just the one. Money's tight this time of year innit.
I'm glad to see a bigger pushback on the ugly women in videogames now, even normies are repulsed by the bald, mixed race dykes they seem to be forcing into every form of media now.It's truly /ourtime/
Normalise tarqsuicides
>>205649964Source is realism and impartial observation of Israel's expansion
dey be showering rn
>>205650074because they're human beings
It’s over
normalise advocating for health and happiness in all humans
>TFW no Yaqui gf that loves white boys
>>205650104Fair enough, Going to cut back in the new year? I don't drink half as much as you but I still feel the need to cut down
>>205650131why are you obsessed with them showeringbit gay
>>205650106They should make all the men in games skinnyfat goblin-faced 5'4 clumsy incel neets with combovers and manboobs. See how the feminists like it.
>>205650157>yaquinavajo and sioux
almost time to be "into" darts momentarily
Went to the hospital this morningThe sigh of relief I breathed when I saw my doctor was white is indescribableLooked like Nairobi inside that waiting room
Heyo hoya heyo hoya
>>205650159>Going to cut back in the new year?That's the plan. Been the plan for a while though, so we'll see.
>>205650222Non-whites may not know this but this image universally makes white men the world over go>OOOGAH BOOGAH
Society seems hyper focused on male incels as the cause of problems but the real threat to social harmony is spiteful fat girls.Fat women are both immoral and very bitter, moreso than some angry virgin watching anime. Those fatties dedicate all of their time and energy to place themselves into a position of authority and they then make everyone's life a misery because it's the one tiny bit of control they have in their lives. Basically, fat women are demonic.
Got the Aryan Classics on
it’s long been confirmed that belg flag is gay posting. If you want to be gay, be gay, but there’s a whole board for that and it’s called /LGBT/
>>205650242what does this pic do
>>205650134wtfthey should put that on the box
TerasuMC isn't art it's a documentary
>>205650249Oh shush
>>205650144He had pooed his last barm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3emxBkHGlM
Is Josie trying to become a guy?
Israel Willing to declare war on the entire Muslim world but too scared to build a third temple
St Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!
>>205650327why would you pray to anyone but god??
cocoa butter be glistening
>>205650326The building of the third temple is tied to end times prophecy, at least in Christianity.
>>205650286>mfw they sell me eggs in a box like cereal
>>205650340
Good morning sirs, an epic incel walk awaits me, an incelgrimage.
>>205650303always has been
Age is just a number on this morning but I've got the telly muted so I'm assuming it's noncery
>>205650338Not praying to Saints.
>>205650382but you just did
Sir God
If Iran had any fucking balls they would nuke Israel NOW
YEAH BABYDING DONG
>>205650373anywhere in particular or just a mindless trek listening to the incel music ?
>>205650395Nope.
they should knight godit's the least we could do
>>205650298Cor that takes me back. I remember my first Bombay Bad Boy. It was the spiciest thing I'd ever eaten. I used to suck the hot sauce remnants out of the sachet. They're not as spicy now, and you can buy mega-spicy stuff online so I haven't had one in years.
>>205650435you didare you weird?
>>205650338Take your meds
Sir Ghin Cuff
>>205650490You sound vaccinated.
no fish or shit smell in here de ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqBiFVEYpuY
you smell vaccinated
>>205650511got the booster as wellstill dont pray to saints though
You orgasm vaccinated
>>205650338What's wrong with that
>>205650541The experts are your Gods
anon, your cum tastes like vaccines! what the hell is wrong with you?
you look spaccinated
Sancte Míchael Archángele,defénde nos in próelio;contra nequítiam et insídias diáboli esto praesídium.Imperet illi Deus, súpplices deprecámur,tuque, Prínceps milítiae caeléstis,Sátanam aliósque spíritus malígnos,qui ad perditiónem animárum pervagántur in mundo,divína virtúte, in inférnum detrúde.Amen.
>he took the vaccineOmdz
>>205650588you have zero (0) faith
>>205650629hs?
>>205650588Now way this in 3rd century Shetlandish Gaelic
>>205650470>"10/10">4/5 stars
ice ice baby
>>205650638>Shetlandish GaelicNo such thingThey spoke Gothic
>>205650646are you Q4L
>>205650556don't ever post rubbish like this again
Adam lay yboundenBounded in a bondTen thousand wintersThought he not too long
>>205650659Many inscriptions exist in Shetland All are in Gaelic Gothic also has never really been proven to be anything other than an invented language
>>205650675WrongPicts were Goths
i'm a batman villain called "the hitler"
>>205650671I will make sure to post even more now, now I know some irrelevant spacker doesn’t enjoy it
>>205650679Okay virgin
>>205650647>>205650686yanks are fucking shite posters man
high levels of lashing out this early on a mondaythe runts are rattled
baby gronk be bussin fr fr
Yes mon me lov da ganja 'erb
>>205650666no but i've heard the namehe's a fellow britbrosie innit
In the end we were all vaccinated from the start *injects*
>>205650701not enough gay porn or schizo breakdowns for ya you fucking queer?
>>205650422I have a destination in mind, the I(ncel)DM is on.
>>205650734caring about this thing 2 years after the fact is frankly embarrassing and should spend your time doing anything else, lad
>>205650716coming up to christmas isn't it. the crushing loneliness of their miserable existence is magnified many times at this time of year.
>>205650686
farted and it STINKS
whacked it all on the klarna, we shopping good
>>205650768???did you reply to the wrong post?
>>205650698I accept your concession
I regret not trying harder in school.I regret becoming a tradie.I regret.
whats rattled the runt cages then?
>>205650804nope
>>205650701this >>205650686 is unironically the funniest post itt
>>205650822i did well in school but now im a neet because im socially retarded
Imagine the smell
>>205650781
>>205650824someone farted and it STINKSpretty sure it was THIS CUNT >>205650783
>>205650827what "after the fact" are you referring to?fishtank? i never cared about that
>>205650829Didn't arsk 190
gf is in London on a girls holiday and I think her phone has been nicked, when I go on Find My it shows the phone left the resort she’s staying at and went to a block of flats in Cheadle. Been there since like midnight UK GMT contact with her mates now, ffs I’m worried
>>205650833You’re a loser tho.I feel bad for all the young zoomers who are going to get brainwashed by braindead right-wing losers on this website telling them to go pick up a trade (which they probably dont even do themselves) instead of studying hard and becoming a lawyer or doctor or something.
>>205650839never understood people complaining about the smell of food that smells delicious(most) chinese food smells nice(most) curry smells nice
>>205650884Lad…
Pretty sure it was Emma Watson
>>205650895straight white males aren't allowed to go to university any more since they were all decolonised
is we getting another amazon sale
Got all Cs at A Level but now I earn £64k pa
>>205650937it's spelled "amazing" and yes there will be a steam winter sale sometime before christmas
>>205650955um
>>205650927My friend’s making 110K a year from his house doing tech. Literally sitting on his butt in an air conditioned room making about the same pay as me.
>>205650955
>>205650955timmy's fate
>>205650910i was in san francisco as a tourist when i was 10 years oldwe were walking through chinatown and all the chinese restaurants had their doors openi had to literally run out of that neighborhood (down one of their ridiculous steep streets) because i couldn't take the fishy seafood smellwe ended up at "fisherman's wharf" and the gross ocean made me vomit, thereby improving the smell because my puke has a more pleasant odor than fish does
>>205650941I got BDD70k
>>205651003Based, nice one lad. Feels good doesn’t it
>>205651003none175k
>>205650956FOY
wanking cocks for christmas
>>205650810Not my problem
>>205651003>>205651020threw a ball into a hoop >$600 million
chinese food smells vaccinated
>>205651074fuck off you fucking weirdo
>>205651019Eh, I save 28k a year and have no use for the moneyI'd prefer doing contracting for less cash but taking 5 months out of the year to enjoy living
I think I’m turning Japanese I think I’m turning Japanese I think I turn yang poo ching chang chong yip wu
>>205651090rare good yank post
time to watch the greatest christmas movie made
the expertsthe 'perts if you will
men's eyelashes control my entire lifewhat the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
oil and vinegar'negar if you will
>>205650983you should've just enjoyed the smell instead
>>205649042ok but like why did they buy the small bottles of captain morgan that's way more expensive than buying the big bottleseasier to stash somewhere on your body I guess
New Blacked is out
any gamers in
these wales are hungary for turkey
>>205651268porn
>>205651268yea me
eyelashes wtffucking eyelashes why
>>205651268even when asians look different they still look the same
>>205651268i only play overwhelmingly positive games
>>205651411based dota player
>>205651218i hope they smuggled them into the house using a big book about quitting drinking with a secret compartment
*starts coofing*love video games, me
Can't believe Jebediah Springfield used to be known as Hans Sprungfeld
>A woman who threw a McDonald's milkshake over Reform UK leader Nigel Farage during the general election campaign must pay him compensation and carry out unpaid community work.>She has been given a 13-week jail sentence, suspended for 12 months, must pay the MP £150 compensation, complete 120 hours of unpaid work and pay £450 in court costs.
>>205651566Seems a pretty fair punishment desu Don't need to ruin her life over it but needs to be shown you can't just do what you want to people you don't like
>>205651566
retard
Big Bird, sesame, big minge energyRat-ta-ta-ta-tah, that's a nine-mil melody
cute
>>205651629You can if you've got £500 apparently.
>>205651566timmy was mad asl
Dom Deluise used to be a chef on TV, but now he just SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS.
>>205651566wasn't this some onlyfans whore?the monetary punishment should equal to what she gained for acting like a retarded child
>>205651684>£500£600*fucking inflation
>>205651629
>>205651674THIS IS THE WAY TO BASH THE BOOKIES
spambot
filtered
>2 hour thread and still goingmad how you mongs have driven anyone who isn't a dribbling spastic away from this thread
>>205651765all out christmas shopping innit
just saw some spamming/flooding
>Fifteenth century explorer Bartholomew Nigger was a member of which race?>A: Africans>B: Black people>C: Wogs
Might get into taking loads of painkillers
mad how i shouldnt have bought mstr that last time but i got greedy and now i have to stay up with you idiots until 8am just to break even
>>205651834Kys gingerpedo
>>205651857>>205649100
>>205651802kek funny but I don't think this was a real question
>>205651872nothing gets past you does it
I can buy a ticket to the chelsea morecambe match but only 1. Should i go on an incel trip to stamford bridge alone?
>>205650104>Money's tight this time of year innit.Nigga you live in UK what tf you mean you don't have money for basic necessities like alcoholAre you a refugee?
get the belgians genocided
might convert to gnosticism
might convert to agnosticism. might not though
there's a whip in my valise
raping my own arse
>>205651933they make good fries and good beerand good comics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPJS4GD8Zr8
>>205652040shieeeeed
which one are you lads?
also he's dutch, not belgian
>>205652087im not coggyand i dont live in belgium
>>205651674>tfw no alchie gf
>>205652102yea sure thing clogwogkeep spamming about blacks and stuff, always interesting
>tfw that one sip of spirits turns my bowles to liquid
One time when I worked at a call centre there was this boomer bitch who was really nasty to me on the phone so I made a note of her name, address and phone number.I waited a couple of months and then I would randomly call her at 2 or 3am saying by stuff like "TIME TO DIE BITCH" and reciting her address saying I was outside.Pretty funny.
>>205652083not for me to say
>>205652167state of you
>>205652200bloody good work
>>205652083>incompetent jerkktim
boomer?i hardly know 'er
british tings
about to give my cock a competent jerk
just saw a ban evasion
>>205652083In my heart I know I am an incompetent jerk.I wish I was loveable.
>>205652320you're loveable to me
>>205652200>One time when I worked at a call centre no you didnt>there was this boomer bitch who was really nasty to me on the phone no there wasnt>so I made a note of her name, address and phone number.no you didnt>I waited a couple of months no you didnt>and then I would randomly call her at 2 or 3am no you didnt>saying by stuff like "TIME TO DIE BITCH" and reciting her address saying I was outside.no you didnt>Pretty funny.no its not
Just shed a tear thinking of all the women who ruined themselves by getting tattoos impulsively
bought a donalds
>>205652390What kind of business x
whats that song that goesdun dun dun dun - dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun - tiss - dun dun dun dun - dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun - tissand then it goesda da da daaaa da da da daaaa da da da da daaaaaa da da da daaaa da da da daaaa da da da da daaaaaa and then the bass goes:ba da da da da da da da da doba da da da da da da da da doba da da da da da da da da do
>>205652401chicken shop x
black owned bidness
>>205652366my sister is quite covered :/
>>205652408darude - sandstorm
No effort
>>205652425Shame! I wouldnt buy her a crookie even if she begged me
>>205652422Is it popular x
>>205652427Real funny
>>205652444>Alright I'll wear the spongebob top but I will NOT wear the fucking snail shoes. Can't make me.
>>205652366They're surely crying too. Because you won't have sex with them now
>come to /brit/ with a post to make>it's almost new timeevery fuckin time
>>205652480He wants everyone to see his amazing Skechers, he saved up to buy those
>>205652448there's that word again
>>205652531>>205652531>>205652531
