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poo smells lmao

drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH

waiting with bated breath for that vaunted australian post

long live the queen

>>205652573
lad, she dead

>>205652564
nonces love shit like this

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL LONDON I LOST MY QUEEN TOO

>>205652573
>>205652589
bonjour!

REally want to piss inside a vagina at least once before I die

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>>205652593
how do you know what nonces love

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might make some juicy lucys for dinner

>>205652589
So what, she hasn't been replaced?

>>205652564
heard someone say the worst women are always gross women who used to be pretty
they've still got all the confidence and entitlement of an attractive woman, but none of the physical charm to justify it
wonder where i'd find a fit bird who used to be fat then
gym probably

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why do they all do the same thing after a goal

soulless automatons

>>205652618
bonjour ! i love Scotland and Ireland ! and you what's your favorite part of France ?

>>205652675
could say the same thing about you and your dreary little posts

>>205652684
my favorite part of france is also scotland and ireland!

>>205652564
Atleast she didnt get a bunch of shit tattoos

>search god rest ye merry gentlemen
>first result is by "Pentatonix"
>it's some cringe American millennial group that have added beatboxing in

Deary me

>>205652646
you're not allowed pinkness in burgers
mince is not like a steak
the bacteria that was on the outsides has been mixed throughout the burger, so it needs to be fully cooked all the way through

>postman supposed to come and pick summat up from me today
>just received an email saying "uh we came at 11.22am and nobody was in, sucks to be you. no refunds btw
>I was literally 5 feet away from the front door at the time

what do I do lads
I'm apopleptic

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Who's avoiding the drop, lads? I hope Everton gets relegated but they tend to play better later in the season

>>205652675
>why do they all do the same thing after a goal
They don't
But they don't often do an embarrassing dance unlike gridiron

>>205652699
nonsense

>>205652724
Harden up you gay little homo poof

>>205652719
Here you go lad. Merry Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyEg_vgieE0

>>205652737
Take it to the Post Office yourself you lazy twat, you're not busy

>>205652648
she has, by Charles
it's long live the king now

pretty sure the amazon guy launched my package over from next door. Should twat him

>>205652788
Was it a kettle

>>205652782
oh is WFH alien to you my good man?
shall I just call toilberg a racial slur whilst I'm at it? It would be equally insulting

>>205652742
That is your bottom 3 right there, everyone else has the quality to go on a good run except those three shitters.

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>Ski resort horror as 12 people including foreigners die in their bedrooms in carbon monoxide poisoning

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>Pictures you can hear

>>205652742
Are you the original Thailad from years ago who helped me set up qbittorrent and made a short lived /brit/tv thing where we could all watch and select videos together?

>>205652798
no it was a playstation controller. looks to be fine though

might move to mars and join the red faction

>>205652815
never been on a plane in my life

just saw some trolling outside of /b/ accompanied by what appears to be a signature avatar post

>>205652845
What are you implying

>>205652816
No, I'm an American sexpat

>>205652768
Bussin, was singing this at a carol service just yesterday

Goin down sandford lane aren’t i

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soccer is only popular because it appeals to the absolute LOWEST common denominator
stand around a field for 90 minutes, maybe kick the ball once or twice
any mbumbtu or paco can understand that, and any dirt kid from a dirt country can play it because it only requires a ball

yuros should have moved on to basketball and hockey by now, they have the money and facilities for the sports, but instead they are stuck on the same playing fields as africans and conquistador rape descendants

is there a bigger ripoff than first class flights
we both end up in the same location but you forked out half a grand for some legroom and a cheeseboard

good job doofus

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/brit/, is this true?

>>205652902
if you can afford it, why wouldn't you want those nice extras?

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>>205652904
What's the best cuisine anglo canada has to offer?
Or does Quebec have to carry you (as usual)?

>>205652904
always a brown woman behind these posts, usually obese as well

>>205652904
Never heard of it but I do like olives. Splodge on some hummus and chilli sauce and it's probably quite nice.

>>205652898
>making fun of soccer because of n’gugu
>why don’t you watch BASKETBALL
nigga is u fr
how about tennis or something

>>205652904
>eating non-brown food
nah fuck off

>>205652826
do you have a big brother?

My fat angey cunt neighbour just absolutely flew off the handle at a slavshit delivery driver for knocking too loud
To be fair they have been getting ridiculously loud recently
They almost came to blows but then the slav just walked off and called him a virgin

>>205652904
slughetti hoops and chips

>>205652945
tennis is a female sport
some of the best basketball players are slavs

Thinking about starting up my own Unit 731 for trannies.

>>205652904
lmfao

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suicide imminent

>>205652902
>is there a bigger ripoff than first class flights
Yeah mate the UK train system

>>205652959
>They almost came to blows but then the slav just walked off and called him a virgin
based

>Student from a wealthy family who wants to have sex with 1,000 men in 24 hours: Lily Phillips (who's made £2million from OnlyFans) tells all to JANE FRYER about her sordid stunt - in interview that reveals the horrifying truth about sex today
Commiemong was right about everything.
Get them rounded up and sent to the highlands or falklands.

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bloody stunning

>>205652998
Mental how the MSM is shilling for this vapid porn slag every day for over a week now.

ah yes british food is "bad" you should try world cuisine foreign muck like errrr the same exact same style of chopped up chicken, rice and assorted spices but given a different name depending on what region of the globe its coming from

>>205652998
>wealthy family
why am I not surprised
it's all about hurting daddy

ten dollarydoos on her becoming a reformed catholic tradwife in her 30s

>>205653013
If it was good you wouldn't need ketchup
It isn't so you do
No point arguing as I am correct

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>>205653013
>ketchup

mexican chicken: chicken with a nacho
chinese chicken: chicken with a prawn cracker
english chicken: chicken with a Yorkshire pudding

>>205653013
i looked at that with an expression of longing that no woman has ever got out of me
not even that fat, just hank marvin and love fish an chips

>>205652976
Tennis requires the highest IQ out of all mainstream sports, which is why there have never been any prominent thirdies in men’s tennis. Women have lower deviation in IQ (midwit sex), in addition to women being weaker and bad at sports in general, so some black women are able to pull ahead in the global rankings with their more masculine builds

>>205653058
>>205653062
ketchup's obviously for the chips you ghastly apes

>>205653058
>>205653062
Don't need it, just want it

>>205653063
Yorkshire puddings are meant to be served with roast beef mate.

off to get some nuts and bolts

>>205653063
thick cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boriswave

>>205653035
>tradwife
would you marry her?
pros: she's got millions of pounds
cons: she's had millions of spunks

>>205653082
Leave it mate he's not worth it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Vo2hYJLEg

>>205653105
>>205653092
Ah yes totally organic sequence of posts
Fuck off 77th

can't play tennis me
got a killer serve though, same reason i was good at volleyball
good shoulders for some reason

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off to get a brazilian pizza

>>205652949
irrelevant but yes i do

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>Fuck off 77th

>>205653170
bet he did the unplugged controller on you

>>205653167
Any good at badminton?

f.u.k.d. and b.o.m.b.d.

>>205652959
Last delivery driver I had was some paki who instead of handing me the package just put it on the floor and walked off
As in he waited for me to open the door before putting it down

>>205653183
Typical glowie response

>>205653201
excellent, used to play with the one girl that played pro
she beat me but it was close, i floored all the others

Feeling NKVDpilled

Eating chicken

>>205653224
You're a bunty man.

>>205653224
Maybe he recognised you as a brahmin and was just being polite

bit knackered, might go for some odds and evens

speaking chicken

>>205653235
Why aren't you at work, Comrade?

>>205653233
Corr get in, love a bit of badminton me. Much more fun than tennis

rorke dropping a multivitamin in his golden syrup porridge at breakfast at 12:34 on a monday
it's me
I'm rorke

been wearing the same boxers for two days

>>205653286
haha you should post a picture of them as a joke haha

Might get into squash, mingle with some elites

Booting up Second Life

That leaf is retarded, thirdies don’t play tennis because you have to be a posh cunt to play it as a kid and get good at it, go to academies abroad, pay for all the kit, traveling around the world on the tour circuit for meagre prize money, etc.

>>205653306
lmaooooo that would be funny!!!!

[In Second Life] Booting up Third Life

>>205653332
All professional sports are like that you retard, there are scholarships in tennis too

>>205653279
it's high reflex, very good sport

>>205653332
the majority of tennis players in this country are black you are just stupid and racist its literally one of the cheaper and easiest sport to set up you just need 2 rackets a ball and an empty court like a netball or basketball one

Dark Souls is easy. People just don't level up their health so they cry when they get one shot

All racquet sports are good imo, fantastic bit of kit
Good cross-training for my main sport and fun to boot

dork souls

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What does it mean to be queer? I believe it’s fair to say that queerness as a concept has metamorphosized over the last century, and is, for all intents and purposes, unrecognizable now when compared to its premodern implications. What used to be a derogatory term for homosexuality has been reclaimed as a personal sense of self-expression, a category of ideas and ideologies, a term for a contemporary wave of explorative academia, and, most integral to this current exploration, a form of confident divergence from the establishment. This divergence is present all around us in a variety of forms like books and films, but I’m a firm believer that contemporary ideology always pairs especially well with contemporary ways of delivering it. That’s why I adore the discussion of queerness in video games so much. The level of interactivity and passion involved in every step of the video game perfectly lends itself to the ability to experiment and challenge preconceived notions. A phenomenal example of everything I have brought up, from queerness as self-expression and confident defiance to video games taking full advantage of their unique medium, is the 2019 indie hit Celeste.

>>205653405
in ds1 you can beat like 90% of the game just blocking and barely rolling

>>205653407
dont think you should be booting your racquet mate

>>205652934
There are very few uniquely Anglo-Canadian dishes that don’t either have their origins in either America or Britain, with the preponderance leaning towards the former. Anglo-Canada is also becoming a cultural dead zone as a result of the Great Replacement, with many new restaurants being jeeted; they’ve reached a critical mass where they open businesses to cater to their own communities’ demand

Poutine is just 3am slop for drunks though. Ironically, some of the more prestigious Quebec dishes like Tourtière is actually said to be based on British cuisine, with the aforementioned based on an 18th century British dish called Sea Pie

on the fruit shoot

>>205653348
Not at all you spacktard. First, if you play a team sport like football the majority of your travelling before you turn fully pro is going to be local or around your own country. Then, if you end up signed to a club they’ll fund your education and travel and everything in the hope you graduate from the academy to the first team. That doesn’t happen in tennis outside of scholarships (which are hard to get and don’t always pay for everything).

It’s normal for young amateur tennis players to travel the world. If you’re not doing that you’re missing out on exposure to agents, improving yourself against your peers, possibility of prize money, etc. many many young players have to quit due to lack of money. There’s a reason there are so many players on the tour from literal millionaire families, or even billionaire. Or otherwise well connected

>>205653431
that's what I literally did 5 days ago when I played ds1 for the first time and beat it. took me less than 5 tries to beat every boss.

>>205653465
Corr you're seething, I win

onto the wheels and axels plate me x

>>205653467
I guess it's overhyped now but yeah, the only part that gave me trouble was the final boss.

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odds: more breakfast food (lemon curd on toast w/ coffee)
evens: make dinner food (meat and veg and stuff)

>>205653481
I accept your concession

>>205653481
he mindraped you

>>205653407
>Good cross-training for my main sport
Fencing-anon?

>>205653487
We're just better than everyone else.

>>205653407
That’s the main reason I do it. Can’t be arsed to get any cardio in, otherwise

>>205653481
done him

>>205653490
4chan.org is your social media platform.

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>LEAVE HIM TONE, HE’S NOT WORTH IT

>>205653506
...yh

Fright club

>>205653465
>There’s a reason there are so many players on the tour from literal millionaire families, or even billionaire. Or otherwise well connected
>>205653082
>Tennis requires the highest IQ out of all mainstream sports, which is why there have never been any prominent thirdies in men’s tennis.
Hmmm, is there any connection between wealth and IQ?

>>205653607
done him

i looked into it a bit and biden isn't even irish, why did he keep playing up the irish heritage card? god i hate yanks they aren't human

tyranny of distance strikes me down again

>>205653560
My mate's dad got this exact Christmas card from Tony Blair one year, he still gets them but this one would always make us laugh.

He used to be the editor of a local newspaper that supported Tone when he was PM so I guess he's forever on the Christmas card list now.

isn't the best tennis player a serb bloke? wouldn't call that a life of luxury

>>205653665
*drinks a guinness once*
MY IRISH BROTHERS!

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are you gonna cry little incle bitch? We gonna have more awesome games with bad ass bitches as protags and there is nothing you can do about it chudcel.

I'm going to lose my job

tyranny of proximity (between my hand and my cock) strikes me down again

I am the Antichrist. Zinga Bazinga!

>>205653665
How do you reckon that
>mother’s maiden name is Finnegan
>Of Biden's sixteen great-great-grandparents, ten of them were born in Ireland.

>>205653708
just get another one

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>>205653665
Quit thinking about us please.

>great-great-grandparents

>>205653754
they can't be that great

>>205653733
oh his mam is part irish lmao yeah him and half of england then

>>205653665
He also has a line he's said multiple times, "I may be Irish but I'm not stupid", which is about as anti-Irish as it gets lel

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for the love of christ make it STOP
I know for certain that the second I buy-in it will all come tumbling down because Allah hates me

>>205653692
Er yes but let's just ignore that

>>205653733
>Great grandparents were from Ireland so he's Irish!
>It doesn't matter that Abdul's family never left the subcontinent until now, he's Irish!

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For fucks sake I will NEVER have my dream garage NOT EVER

>>205653708
Are you the lad the other day that was talking about how toilberg ruined your christmas with the days off?

>>205653776
>>205653754
>sixteen great-great-grandparents, ten of them were born in Ireland.
So yeah he's Irish

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*gets raped*

>>205653777
BTC went up last time Drumpf was in office, and he's publicly backed it this time.
You should be buying in desu, it'll be at 200k in a couple of years.

>great-great-grandparents
>mattering it literally any way

irish american, italian american. whwat about german or english american? I never hear anyone call them self that.

>>205653815
He should be so lucky

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really wish i had one of these as a pal
but eventually they freak out and tear your face off

i needed that fucking dick daddy
daddy i needed that one daddy

>>205653791
Taking the fucking piss

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>>205653815
Can’t get away with that in America

>>205653822
German Americans do sometimes crow on about their heritage but it's generally considered that English Americans are decent enough to consider themselves as plain "American". Some of them call themselves WASP Americans though that does cross over into other heritages as well.

the inceldom in the male community is a sad reality x

don't fence me in. alright?
just don't.

>>205653815
>4 months ago
probably dead by now

watched everything good on youtube

>>205653865
*gets the auger out*

>Mend It Mark: The £25,000 Pre Amp that went Wrong: Tom Evans Mastergroove SR mkIII *reupload*

>>205653703
Mad how they've learned absolutely nothing from Concord

>>205653885
you bastard. you utter bastard. that's it. that does it.
raaaaaaaargh

>>205653862
interesting. thanks.

>>205653774
Was marrying an Irish lass an ancient equivalent to what yellow fever represents today

beginning to suspect catberge might be a chinese spy

i am feeling very comfort :)

>>205653890
How about Mend It seasideMARK

>>205653837
To be fair those are some pretty big wrenches the smaller set isn’t nearly that much

Fuck that though I’m just going to harbor freight

i'm about to be launched into orbit from farting this much

back once again with the renegade master

>>205653982
with the ill behaviour

>>205653831
I thought that’s usually a result of them freaking out at strangers encroaching on their territory, and tearing your friends’ faces off; not their owners

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>>205653945
mi-how

yesssss daddy please give me that dick daddy do it

>>205653665
ah right. did a bit of looking into things did you? come to a conclusion did you?

>>205653982
the jig is up they finally found you.

>>205653993
kek

Taking my former landlady to court because she's ignored all of my requests to return the deposit, hasn't even said what she wants to deduct if anything, just completely ignored, so I'm taking the bitch down, I won't be treated this way. Hope I ruin her Christmas.

>>205653999
bit zesty

>>205653998
Funny... none of those places are in Europe... hmm....

>>205653992
a famous case is a woman had a male pet and once he reached maturity he went nuts over not getting his nuts off, they need females

>>205653998
such a dumb argument

SOVL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf5luCGpsKE

business idea: pet chimp wanking service

>>205654030
Is it not protected in a deposit scheme

>>205654030
In my experience, landlords always try and claim the lot (why not), but then will back down as soon as you threaten legal action (not worth it)

>>205654030
good lad, remember to sue for emotional damages as well

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business idea:
move to a northern shithole and open a mexican restaurant
it would be exotic to them and business would boom

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the missus

>>205654088
"ent payin' ought fer forrin muck"

>>205654063
don't understand brown person squiggly writing

>>205654068
Yeah, but it's the insured scheme meaning she holds the money.
I moved out over a month ago and as far as I know she hasn't even bothered to go and look at the flat. Not a fucking peep from her the lazy cow.
>>205654071
She's probably entitled to a couple hundred for some repairs but the vast majority of it is mine and I will have it back promptly.

>>205654030
>Hope I ruin her Christmas.
You're in la la land if you think this is gonna be resolved by Christmas
Next Christmas maybe

>>205653794
nah

>>205654088
mad how rare Mexican places are in this cunt
it's meat, cheese and bread, you'd think it would be more popular

>>205654114
Well it will be hanging over her dumb cunt head won't it. End of the day I don't need the money so it's not a financial worry for me, it's about respect, I've been a good tenant, always paid rent on time and didn't trash the place.

>>205654114
it'll be a nagging stress over christmas to be fair, no one likes beef

>>205654148
>>205654030
maybe she's gravely ill and has been unable to take action

>>205654148
You're doing God's work son. If more people had this approach and attitude in this country things would be different. Unfortunately there are people out there that will abuse and take advantage of common British courtesy and respect to grift and swindle tenants and employees.

>>205654129
Its fucking disgusting slop thats why

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Unbothered, in my plane, traveling

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why is this happening?
how horrid

>>205654192
Brave lads
Our lions
Like Gordon of Khartoum they were
A heroic defeat

>>205654232
the kids are alt-right

>>205654129
Your jeet slop kind of fills the same niche
>meat slowcooked in sauce until it’s falling apart on flatbread

>>205654246
the whites put it in

>>205654227
and? disgusting slop is what half the country lives off

>>205654232
Gender ideology is nothing more than repackaged sexism and homophobia that warps children's minds and encourages the most confused into irreversible hormonal treatments and surgeries.
The evil cultist in the pic you posted supports all of that.

>>205654232
leftypol scratching his head trying to work out why all the bigoted foreigners he forced on the country are now being bigoted.

>>205654232
Brave lads
Our lions
Like Gordon of Khartoum they were
A heroic defeat

rise
rise
gamers
rise

>>205654227
So is British food

Flying in a few days and deeply regretting booking it from Manchester Airport :/

>>205654295
sheed

lil zoomerbros luken and braydon and jaydon

Things are so bad in britain right now with absolutely no signs of it getting better. It is so deflating.

>>205654317
Cope on
British food is shite. There's a reason it's internationally mocked

Hate homeless people me

>>205654316
Why

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>>205654283
got me thinking about batarians

casual reminder there is a confirmed yank child posting under a British flag lately

>>205654316
Is Manny airport that bad? It’s the only one I’ve ever been to and it seems fine

>>205654232
>noooooo the kids we molest are calling us bad names :(

It's MENTAL that benders are allowed to teach, it's a major risk to the safety of children.

>>205654353
actually confirmed or just confirmed according to you in your schizophrenic retard head?

>>205654337
British takeaway and ready meals are shite
if you made something like a shepherds pie or a roast and it tasted bad that's on you

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LGBTQ = PAEDO

>>205654373
rocked that schizo

>>205654337
>There's a reason it's internationally mocked
Not any good reasons
It mostly derives from yanks who arrived in a rationing-stricken wartime Britain, and then all of the ESLs caught on
Countries with "good cuisines" still eat slop just like us
French people don't cook amazing meals every week, most of the time they subsist on bread and cheese like medieval peasants

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>>205654318
Braykaydyn etc is old fashioned and trad now

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Nigga probably beamed back up into his spaceship lmao

>>205654339
Worst airport in the country
>>205654361
It’s awful lad, always generally fly from Liverpool if I can locally

>>205654441
scrobobulaing

>>205654402
it's still not as tasty as many foreign foods. but I agree that the stereotype makes it sound as though its the worst cuisine on earth. we should be getting reparations from a few countries for taking all the flak of their backs for having bad food.

>>205654384
This may actually reduce tranny numbers desu
I suspect the venn diagram of trannies, and people who had internet connections in their childhood bedrooms is just a circle.
We must bring back the family PC in the dining room.

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>>205654402
>most of the time they subsist on bread and cheese like medieval peasants
we really don't

>>205654129
texmex is a thing

Rorke thinking anyone with a PC is a tranny for some reason

>>205654467
Yes you do
Never had a frog sincerely answer questions about their homecooking, very evasive about it because they know they are FRAUDS

just used the remaining balance in my betfair account

>>205654502
i cook slop but bread and cheese? not in a while

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haha it's true

>>205654502
It's true. French home cooking is just as bad as British, or Dutch, or German.
People think because Escoffier invented haute cuisine that all French people eat like they're in a Michelin starred restaurant, which just isn't true at all.

>>205654546
hs

Nobody gives eastern euros shit for their borscht or thais for eating durian, because they're irrelevant.
People just want a reson to hate Britain and they only have food because in every other regard we are perfect.

got pork filets for instance, looking forward to fry them and they just need salt, pepper and chopped garlic
bit of potatoes on the side

White people bore the fuck out of me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bler_Tha%C3%A7i
howling

>>205654575
you owe them

>>205654030
>Hope I ruin her Christmas.
Probably a paki or a Jew so I wouldn't bet on it

>>205654570
Borscht/Barszcz is well nice tho

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>>205654575
you ok mate?

just witnessed a racism against white people

Oh did the British people make a dish that's meat and potatoes
Did they

>>205654545
what's your fave frogslop

>>205654553
and how would you know?

>>205654572
Oh my science if only we could eat pork and potatoes in Britain we'd be the envy of the world

>>205654553
at the end of the day it's all about perception

>>205654600
All fake

>>205654572
post a pick later on

>>205654614
confit de canard and patates à la persillade :)
i'm a south western man

i need that fucking dick daddy
daddy i need that

>>205654570
Have you ever had durian? That stuff is fucking crazy. Apparently the flavour changes a lot based on ripeness. I’ve had it twice; the first time it tasted like garlic mango (weird but tolerable), and the second time it tasted like what you’d get if you let onions decompose and liquify in a bin (absolutely disgusting)

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>>205654645

>>205654232
>Muslims are homophobic
>Carribbeans are homophobic
>normal kids are pretty skeptical of the tranny stuff which affects the gay stuff
Yeah I wonder why it's increased

>>205654648
>Apparently the flavour changes a lot based on ripeness
WHAT
that is INSANE

British niggas be like
>Toodle pip I have devised a culinary delight that could rival the gastronomie of Paris, cheerio!
And then they'll slap a pork loin on some mashed potatoes looooool

of out to a fancy french restaurant with the missus tonight as a christmas treat. i hear they do fantastic meat and potatoes

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>>205654639
surely you can do better than this.

>>205654679
LOL

Having coq au vin with a side of cassoulet for ‘tit déjeuner

blog post incoming

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>>205654679

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5 more days of toil until i have 2 weeks off to do nothing but play video games and order pizzas

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>>205654682
i don't care to

>>205654648
I've had it yeah and it was disgusting.
I'm sure there must be a window of ripeness where it's okay because otherwise they're retards for eating it at all.

rorke sticking a wotsit on top of an upturned tin of boiled spam and kissing his fingertips

>>205654714
what games?

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cant go wrong with a btg of ham, egg, and chips.

do you put salt on your food or do you dip it into salt? I dip.

niggas be like 'british food is good actually!'
and then show you some dish that nobody has eaten since 1821

>>205654708
good dishes, show some respect

>>205654667
I’ve never a fruit which varied so much from mangoesque to garbage juice, and people still like the latter; that’s not when it’s spoiled

>>205654657
u need dick 2 ?

>>205654750
I season during cooking, very rarely at the table.

>>205654734
don't know, we'll see what the steam holiday sale brings
probably bg3 for sure, a campaign with my brothers

>>205654751
don't like it go back home then

having some proper british food tonight, chicken kievs and chips with a side of brocolli

>>205654742
corr that's fit

>>205654782
nah
thanks to mass immigration, the food of my homeland is readily availble :)

i cant think of a single british meal that is actually not delicious.

>>205654751
Sorry, they don't sell nice stuff in Heron Foods anon so you can't have it

>>205654729
I’ve heard it may have something to do with racial Europeans perceiving durian flavours as relating to spoiled dairy products, while lactose intolerant races are unfamiliar and don’t mind

>>205654773
My food is never salty enough I always have to add more.

>>205654807
>>205654807
>>205654807

>>205654570
Nordics will scran rotten fish, acorns and whatever fucking berry a bear has shit out but nobody says anything either

>>205654827
People do all the time

foreigners can't actually pinpoint what is wrong with british food. when pressed they literally cannot give a good reason for it.

>load up VPN
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