Thumbs up edition
heads down thumbs up
where the twinks @?
Head down arse up
>>205689531im 5'7 and hairy af so they call me an otter haha
i'm about to tear up the fucking dance floor check it out
Not a fan of the implications you little lads had about my new hard drive. Get a life you freaks
>>205689564me when justin bieber starts playing
>>205689583He groovin
>>205689488Don’t think you understand me. I’m not into them in the sense I don’t think they are hot or anything. I just like sucking their cocks it’s degrading and I like it
imagine busting mousey's crust for the first time and it releases a pungent greeny-brown gas that forms a skull and crossbones in the air as it floats up from his arsehole
>>205689633err
>>205689633um
>>205689389Holy shit she is walling HARD
get the trannies wanked off
(c)um
just had a wank (really)
Sir Err Umer
Sir Willy Wonka
>>205689389it really puts me off when theres a markedly different texture and tone between their face and the rest of them
Commiemong has been quiet recently
Hot and Cheesey dip
Sir Pocket Calculator
It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean
Sir Horse Flogger
sir lily allen
Sir David Cameron
sir harvey spector
sir kfc scranner
Cute whip
Sir Poo Barmer
sir black person
sir djemba ba
sir rum baba
Sir Big Bradder
Sir Idris Elba
Sir Dogshit Zinger
sir horse tranquilliser
Sir Baba Yaga
sir chicken dipper
>>205689824has he fucked off to Africa yet
sir rod stewart
pooing is my business, and business is good
sir fuckoffto africer
Sir Fuckoffto Africa
sir collagen supplement
think i've got the sleep apnea
sir sleep apnea
Sir Sleep Apnea
sir weighted blanket
Chud raging
>>205689883>>205689915demolished those slowpokes
There an echo in here?
sir sleep apnoea
Sir Echo Hearer
sir six shooter
sir cock mongler
Sir sir sir
sir spic shooter
enjoy the music of Sia
Sir Flat Earther
Sir Sia Enjoyer
sir in bruges
Sir Mouse Noncer
sir healthcare provider
Sir Wamen Respector
Sir Coffee Sucker
sir late post
id hate to be the guy who doesn't like this gimmick
sir grim mick
put me in the screenshot!
sir dirty harry
sir gimmick disliker
>she's driving a Lambo and all she had to do was eat a poo log from a sweaty Saudi guy's arseholeSTATE OF THAT RUNTSTATE OF HIM
Sir Screenshot Assembler
Sir God Father
Sir Warrant Executor
>>205690071who are you quoting?
If you think your life is hard… it isn’t
Sir Reddit Accuser
sir william regal
*enters /brit/*
sir kandice stover
>>205690105ffs pipped me to it again
sir tepid water
>>205690104Chaddest Croc wearer
>>205690120sir type faster
>>205690104when katy finally dms timmy back
>>205690090How about you try paying attention to the thread you fat fucking runt or maybe you should call Dr Abdul to up your ADHD med dosage.RUNTUNT
It’s funny because it looks fake
wish i was either smarter so i could live up to my own expectations or stupider so i didn't have such high standards/aware how bad i amhaving an iq around 120 is the worst experience too thick for smart people too smart for thick people
life in jail for those horrible child murdering pakis they should just be put down
>>205690104He's got the moves to be fair
Sir Kraft Werker
In a nasty mood today, going to just go off on one to random people in /brit/ so I can feel like a big man.
sir face melter
>>205690104This is exactly what I imagine Diego to look like
>>205690157sir daft punk
>>205690160alri diego
Sir Face Tumour
listening to craig charles on the radio
>>205690160I'd do you in, mug
Sir Craig Charles
sir kill-a-lot
Sir Craig David
need a japanese gf
Sir Knee Trembler
Sir Proper Crimbo
Sir Arnold Rimmer
sir bo selecter
Sir Shit Gimmick
Sir Nip Lover
Sir Gimmick Poopooer
Sir 2,983,278
sir cooldown timer
willyberg sticking his nose out of my boxers and sniffing the air like a bloodhound
Sir Plot Loser
sir get captcha
sir ritalin binger
Sir Poo Poster
>>205690264throw him a bone
sir bone thrower
sir gyal x baddiedemer
sir homer simpson
Sir IP Counter
Thinking about transitioning to become a black guy, I've already started buying all the black peepo brands but can you lads let me know if I'm missing any?>got a PS5>only deodorant I will use is Lynx>fridge stocked with lucozade >I've maxed a credit card buying trainers I will never wear>decorated my room in Arsenal memorabilia >got an Emily stretcher to use before my BBC is shipped from the artisan
Sir Baddiedem HATER
Sir Work Shirker
>>205690294whacking him with a rolled up porno mag and going "down, boy"
sir Arsenal memorabilia
siren de mer
Sir Corr Spaff
get the karts smashed
Sir Pipe Reducer
sir /brit/ collective
sir garef soufgate
>Girlfriend has old videos of her being raw dogged by man before me on her phoneNot sure what to do lol. Caption says it all. Went in her hidden folder and there are like 5 videos of her sucking and fuckin.The videos are from before me. Seems like she hasn’t done anything or cheated on me however . Only thing is she’s been keeping these old videos in her hidden folder where she adds our videos as well. Not sure what to do or think.. Anybody else been through this ? Any words of advice. I need it idk what to think . Should i feel angry for her still having these intimate photos and videos on her phone
sir joris bohnson
Sir Arthur Pendragon
Sir Custard Cream
sir dumb crossposter
Sir Hysel Disaster
sir blue archiver
>>205690378imagine actually staying with someone who keeps videos of them being fucked by anyone on their phoneutterly grimeven nudes is a red flag
sir question marker
me and my friends playing the 6 player x-men arcade cabinet
Urfan Sharif and Beinash Batool, the father and stepmother of 10-year-old Sara Sharif, have been jailed for life for her murder
Incels fuming
KNIGHTS, seize him.
Sir Greggs Enjoyer
Sir Electro Soma
sir lewis hamilton
Sir Kid Diddler
sir looney tuner
Sir No Idea
Sir Sacked Tranner
Sir Confirmation Bias
sir ask AIer
Sir Local Baker
>>205690424>Tranny needs a glorified toaster to tell him he's a woman HOWLING
>assigned male at birth
Sir Meal Deal
Sir Sadiq Khan
Sing Hosanna
Sir Troon Hanger
Sir Gender Assigner
sir ulez exemption
>>205690378is he black
Sir Coon Clanger
CATBERG NOOOOO
Sir Mick Jagger
Sir Trying 2 Fit In
Sir Queer Sharter
Thank God! I have done my duty.
>>205690519love that cats hide their pooso cute
sir irish famine
Sir Mick Potater
>>205690519Sir Based Catto
>>205683947How are they so wise?
Sir Irish Flag
sir poo sharter
Sir Nig Ger
Sir Forza Italia
sir mp4 webm
Sir Irish Diaspora
Listen, say what you want about Jews...Umm...Just say what you want about them really.
oh my dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNv2aSuxM3M
I've been kicked out of 109 different branches of greggs for being racist
Sir Jokes Dead
You lot have been done
sir elizabeth rose bloddflame
Sir Harold Shipman
I am a mildly deformed person.
>>205690604killed it thanks
doing poo number three so far today
In a forest lives one rare bird.She calls herself fairy bird feng.At the bright morning she drinks from pure springs.At the evening she flies away to the pikes of far mountains.Her hoot reaches remote lands.By straining neck, she sees all eight deserts.She rushes together with autumn wind,Strong wings putting together,She will blow away to west to Kunlun Mountains,When she will be back?But she hates all kind of places and titles,Her heart is tormented by sorrow and anguish.
>>205690635you're using a woke AI
Sir Willy Haver
Sir Penis Mutilator
Sir Neo Vagina
fucked it for christmas presents. reckon if i don't get them by tomorrow i'm too late. still don't know what to get anyone. fucking hell life was easier when was a lonely incel with no one. got sub gifts but the main gifts are all up in the air. fucking hell
Sir Jewish Settler
me dog's locked in fuckin costa
>>205690690oh shut the fuck up you mong
Crompton, Louis (2009). Homosexuality and Civilization. Cambridge: Belknap Press of Harvard University Press. ISBN 978-0-674-03006-0.cop or nah?
>>205690690over a week to go lad just next day some shite from amazon
Sir Mental Elf
Sir Gift Giver
Got my fat evil sister like £50 worth of gifts of something she likes and she got me £10
Sir Chimney Descender
>>205690690>reeeee i have people who will buy me presents and i buy presents for reee i hate my lifeutter disgusting runt
my mere presence should be enough of a present for my family
>>205690411I've got pics of a lass who I saw for a bit a few years ago fingering herself in the bath from before I was with current gfbergShe had a peng body though, fumbled that one.
Need a poo
Man Gets Stuck in Chimney Trying to Evade Police
shite thread
>>205690701>>205690728this is the first year of 28 so far that it has been this way. but i understand lads>>205690710it's mostly figuring out what to get which is the problem. plus a lot of amazon shite is saying it'll take longer than usual where i am
>>205690717bet she has a fat round arse
might have myself a play of the ol' Super Columbine Massacre RPG! in light of recent events
>>205690717You could give her the greatest gift of her life by FaceTiming her right now and slash your throat while she watches.FREAK
Sir Dog Locked In Costa
Sir Thread Berater
>>205690773No, she's just lumpy.
sir clocked in
sad how jealous sacked tranny is of his biologically female sister
>>205690052he's here>>205690768
>>205690797Lumpy like your groin where your rancid little smegma penis still remains.
Sir Evil Sister
got the oingo boingo on
sir wankard pooser
sir ket lad
Sir Forced Gimmick
>>205689511I remember that series (Spaced) had an exchange that went as follows:>They are an intersex person>You mean he's a tranny
>>205690792>>205690817Hmm seems someone has forgotten I recently passed another taekwondo grading. Think carefully before running your mouth mage
I, I, I love little girlsThey make me feel so good
sir steppe archer
Remember when nigs were trying to figure out the nword equivalent for whites and all they could come up with was some lame shit like pigskin and such
>>205690846
Soon
sir Christ riser
Sir Christian Soldier
>>205690869oh is he coming back? been a while but I suppose roughly 2000 years later is good enough
>>205690883>>205690883>>205690883New
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM7I7wAVfxc
>>205690861slimy wog cunt
sir male taekwondoer
sir early newer
I mentioned once that /brit/ is like those kids everyone knew at school who weren't quite freaks but they weren't close to being popular either. Proto-norms if you will.Problem is, they would parrot jokes from Family Guy and South Park and absolutely beat them into the ground to the point where you could only groan. They had nothing to say but thought they were hilarious; it was actually embarrassing because the girls noticed this.Just saying :)
absolutely devastatingly early that was
>>205690757so grim>>205690772how the fuck u change it and you seem like a right pathetic whiny cunt too so how did you manage to wrangle this?
why hasn't this canadian freak been rangebanned yet
Sir Early Maker
>>205690908feel as though this is more of a confession than an accusation lad
sir janman janitorum
>>205690910we've probs spoken for the last 10 years and just now you've decided i'm a right pathetic whiny cunt because i've expressed some angst over buying christmas presents which i'm not experienced due to my prior inceldom
>>205690935Feel as though you're a runt posting in the wrong thread :)
>>205690841you're doing it wrong, the second word has to end in 'er'
Sir Leaf Raker
aye carumba!
there should be a report option for early news
Got my mum a MacBook and my brother some new football boots and AirPods. Christmas shopping done and dusted
any bat-eating man in
sir chile ANO
>>205690908Yeah you can tell most freaks here thought the bird is the word was the funniest thing ever and kept chanting it at school
Sir Gimmick Explainer
>>205690964it's spamming/flooding
got my mum a 14 night holiday to dubai and my sister a girly rolex
lf l was a millionaire l'd collect famous suicide guns
>>205690947these smiley faces are how i know you're hurt somewhere deep inside
>>205691007Name 5
>>205690991wtf she gona do in dubai for 14 days that's cruel af mate
got my mum a poo and my other mum a poo
My best friend called me a good girl to reaffirm my gender and I completely shut down from euphoria because I was NOT ready for it.
Sir Milli Oner
sir spamming/flooding
>>205691032trip on tilde
sir marcus rashford
Haven't got anyone anything for Christmas, they don't deserve anything.
>>205691032Got a stiffy did you
>>205691015>Van Gogh>Hemmingway>Hitler>Hunter S Thompson>that female newsreader
sir billy-no-mates
sir canuck spammer
'Seagull Boy' wins screeching prize and runner, 75, breaks records - 100 heartwarming stories
On that episode of the Sopranos where Tony is talking to the zesty black kid when his daughter goes upstairs and he says "I do business with some blacks in my line of work, they wouldn't want one of mine with one of theirs and I don't want one of theirs with one of mine, understand me?"Unbelievably based.
sir henya dayo
Sir Jamal Ginsberger
sir bin collector
>>205691099we gon pulverise you into a thin paste my nigga
>>205691095this isn't a general for overweight foreigners so this post is completely wasted on us>>>/tv/
t
sir blacked daughter
i
>>205691095He was a ditsoon, a charcoal briquette, a mulignan
Satan the ruiner of souls has no power over this thread.
>>205691130precambrian grimmick
Sir Cosa Nostra
sir varsity athlete
If Lucy letby didn't want to go to jail for killing babies then maybe she shouldn't have killed babies
sir bon jovi
Sir Lucy Letby
New>>205691244>>205691244>>205691244
Sir Nuclear Winter
Ur willy is rubbish!
>>205691217let's go camping!
