GF edition
nth for the gyaldem
This is the thread
Got a gf this year - taking her through into the next one.
we need a new /brit/ without all the autistic urchin retards knocking about nowadays
>>205691244>no gf in 12 years>no sex in 10 years>no kiss in 4 years
The eyes of a psychopath
so many bratty little girls these days
>>205691318Aphex letby
live and letby
>mentally ill leaf mong has woken upAlright, see ya tomorrow lads.
Canada on a mad one
melty
Spamming/flooding
uh oh adam melty
neighbour's car alarm going off when i walk down the stairs
meeeeeetrooooooopolis
>>205691437does it also go off when you're not a fan of the meat pies
>>205691465which leaf are you?
neighbour's nonce alarm going off when i walk down the stairs
>>205691486190 on a vpn doing his whole schizo performance art dollhouse bullshit rituals again lad just filter and ignore
drinking out of my £1000 mug
/brit/ is literally being killed off by schizos. damn shame
bending over and squirting diarrhoea into the dog's water dish for his birthday
>>205691570Good
prove her wrong lads
AN old gentleman, a friend of mine (sc. himself), regards eternity as but a single day, and whole centuries as but an instant of time. The sun and moon are the windows of his house; the cardinal points are the boundaries of his domain. He wanders unrestrained and free; he dwells within no walls. The canopy of Heaven is his roof; his resting-place is the lap of Earth. He follows his fancy in all things. He is never for a moment without a wine-flask in one hand, a goblet in the other. His only thought is wine: he knows of naught beyond.Two respectable philanthropists, hearing of my friend’s weakness, proceeded to tax him on the subject; and with many gestures of disapprobation, fierce scowls, and gnashing of teeth, preached him quite a sermon on the rules of propriety, and sent his faults buzzing round his head like a swarm of bees.When they began, the old gentleman filled himself another bumper; and sitting down, quietly stroked his beard and sipped his wine by turns, until at length he lapsed into a semi-inebriate state of placid enjoyment, varied by intervals of absolute unconsciousness or of partial return to mental lucidity. His ears were beyond the reach of thunder; he could not have seen a mountain. Heat and cold existed for him no more. He knew not even the workings of his own mind. To him, the affairs of this world appeared but as so much duckweed on a river; while the two philanthropists at his side looked like two wasps trying to convert a caterpillar (into a wasp, as the Chinese believe is done).
>>205691589you deserve each other mate
>>205691589I think you're spainmong
>>205691618I couldn't name three men or three women I admire without naming a family member.
>>205691618Are Maggie, are Kate, are Claire
is mousenonce on a cucknadian vpn?>>205691618what an utterly bizarre comment who would struggle with this
>>205691653Incest is a real problem in Ireland
>>205691618thats the fault of women really. they should be more admirable
>>205691660>>205691680ah yes, reading comprehension
>>205691709not at all. perhaps you dont understand our answers. think on lad
>>205691678kek
>>205691737>men can't name three men they admire>hurr this is because women aren't admirableyou're literally illiterate
mmhmm
Mental how badly I mindraped him lol
>>205691678Kek you've done me.
>2024>white women have penises fuck this gay ass future, why couldnt we get flying cars?
he's fucking mental
>>205691618Jackie Chan
>>205691589>>205691645>>205691710>>205691814>>205691760Justin taking Chrystia's resignation well
i am a white straight male
>>205691446AUTOBAAAHHHN
wish I were dead
what car brand/make/model is the ultimate nigga car?
Britain has some of the safest roads in EuropeBut this isnt Britain...This is... Der Autobahn!
That chicken and stuffing burger from KFC isn’t too bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuqGKzKDUf0
>>205691950One of those old Yank cars they put massive wheels on
>>205691965FUN FUN FUN ON DE AUTOBAHN
europe endless
>>205691973my commiemong x*
TRANSEYE ROPEAHEXPRESS
>>205692002um
parks, hotels, and palaces
>>205692002*tickles his feetsies*
Was watching female fake taxi and the woman driver ends up shagging a black fella. Anyway, they get to shagging, of course, and then the woman suddenly says "you know my husband is white...could end up making him our cuckold"Seemed a bit unnecessary for an old fake taxi porn - hardly dogfart is it
>>205692002fucks sake I thought that was a puffy pussy from the thumbnail
Bunch of pooves
anyone else listening to punsih by ethel cai right now?
FakeSchoolMinibus
this leaf is really not happy is he lads
Dtfic mega meltieMental how badly I mindraped him :/
>>205692105:|
>>205692111pretty sure it's mousenonce on vpn, no one else is this schizo
for me it's that tour de France song they did that just goes UUUGHH UUUGHH UUUUUUUGH
>>205692127nah its not mousey. its actually the leaf known as DTFIC or whatever they acronym is. something has mindbroken him
>>205692102Nah, telefone 529 by b12
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
wish i didn't know what's really happening in here
>not having north america filtered ngmi
>>205692166cba filtering
>>205692127It's desperate to fit in Canadian (DTFIC)He's so obsessed with this general and the personalities who inhabit it. He's on some autistic crusade to 'bully' Spainlad/190/whoever. He is very mentally ill.
>>205692197>>205692151howling is this the guy who claims to be a "shagger" and has an important job?fucking hellwho would have thought mousenonce would be outmanouved on the mental illness front
GCHQ nudge unit spouting its lore again, they do not like Sir X Yer posting
>>205692232he used to be pretty chill and quite banterous. but he's gone a bit schiz in recent weeks
>>205692260
>>205692272i must be thinking of someone else then
jeezy own half of atlanta
mad how yanks are experiencing a real case of mass hysteria over the drone shite
Mad how povvos constantly squawk on about Android and Apple products live rent free in their heads.Lads we get it, you're a complete pov. All of the food you eat can be prepared with either a microwave or a kettle. All of your food comes from Iceland. You wore Reebok trainers in PE because your mum told you they were better than Adidas and Nike. Your family didn't get a PS2 until the PS3 was released for two years and even then you got it from a car boot sale where your mum haggled with the person selling it and tried to get some cheap jewellery included. Your family car was a Skoda. Going abroad was a massive deal for you and it was all inclusive jet2 packages for a weird length like 9 nights. Your grandparents spent their pension money on those commemorative coins with Charles and Diana on that are worth... yep... fuck all.Just saying.
Having some cheeky pre-crimbo nibbles with mumberg and the Mrs :3
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>205692343didn’t read any that, time is money you see
>>205692057you posted this yesterday spaki
>>205692313You going to be here posting this shite on Christams day?
>>205692414hes muslim
>>205692148drunk guy outside singing this song
>>205692432oh yeah. bit still
mad how im famous in london for being1. outfit crazy2. alcoholic3. great dancer4. woman harrasser
>>205692374Povvos be like "I'm on the grind" and "time is money"Mad
>>205692453bizarre little man aren’t you
>>2056924505. Brown6. Pedophile
>>205692450Never heard of you mate
>>205692343skoda superb is a top quality care what are you on about mate?>>205692473project on >>205692474ye but you're in london queer circles are you
>>205692450Shirt off in the club lad?
>>2056924505. A deranged religious nutjob
the cronem are showering in the luxurious marble clad gherkin bathrooms
copealone unironically saying "project on" and accusing someone else of being queer in the same post
>>205692514forever and always>>205692516project on
Even if you’re poor you can still eat well. No excuses really
>>205692551But I would not enjoy that more than a Big Mac
might make a stew later
listening to french avant garde indie fusion jazz
>>205692577I do
New gimmickStart putting, commas. Where they, shouldn't be
>>205692623I'll put you in a comma in a minute
Not even sure you can buy a Skoda without first proving to the dealership that you're a povvo runt to be honest.If I went in there with a credit score of over 100 they would be like "you're not welcome pal"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1sb5v-rkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1sb5v-rkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1sb5v-rkw
>>205692588kalops
>>205692643I'll put you in a korma
gavin a wank
>>205692662you're already a personified korma
>>205692645how are you so ignorant?superbs start at 40k
>>205692700we don't post this kinda stuff in these threads, please delete
>>205692700Pierbi?
>>205692700That's a bloke
>>205692700why is the cock so fat
>>205692700diego shouldn't have to see this kind of thing
>>205692710Superbly fucking boring reply from you there, cunt
>>205692795mogs me
>>205692812not my fault you're thick a sfuck
>paying 40 grand for a Skoda Oh. My. Days
Think my mates mum fancies me
>>205692874like for the highly acclaimed skoda superb? or wait you konw nothing abou t cars cos u're poor lmao
>>205692858Go ahead and buy that Skoda Superb pal, treat yourself. It will go well with your Tudor watch (the thinking man's Rolex) lmaoooooo
>>205692895i dont need an estate doesnt mean it's not a good car or worth the money you utter troglodyte
decent looking car considering modern cars are all fat and ugly
FOR THE SAKE OF FUTURE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
>Yeah I was going to get an Audi A4 or a Jaguar XF but I just wanted to be different, you know? Break the mold. So I bought a Skoda Superb. When you look at the specs they're honestly quite comparable?>What? Umm no, I'm not a Pakistani taxi driver. Why would you think that?
>>205692992my uber drivers drive teslas so not sure what your point is meant to be here
masturbating to lewd japanese girls again
>>205692992>Audi A4 or a Jaguar XFboth uglier than a mondeo, giulia is the only good looking one
could've sworn I clicked /int/
>>205693062yeah, better not be my wife Saika.
>>205693121sorry this is /u/
Got the Tudor watch strapped on, the Oakleys nice and polished, the Ben Sherman shirt ironed, the Henley's jeans on, the Rockport boots tightened and my Skoda Superb ticking over on the driveway to warm it up a bit first.After a few mins I think I'll treat myself to a couple of sprays from my bottle of JOOP! then head on by the nearest school for a could of slow laps. They'll be coming out soon
>>205693179bit grim to know povvo brands mate tbqh
>>205693179grim
>it's a 40 grand car pal
niggas in the 2000s used to say shit like "what the freaking crap"
>for a could of slow laps
>>205693288>for a low price of 40 grand
Sir Skoda Superb
3 pm
>>205691965alan partridge peaked with MMM
>>205693320I'll come pick you up in the Superb lad, we'll do a couple of laps around the school.Don't know what a Superb is? Look out for a luxury car without a hefty price tag.
ah yes diego now self-identifies as "queer". wonder how he reconciles that with all the god-bothering nonsense
ain't fair that moonshake is only 3 minutes, should be 20
>>205693364It's just a cope since he can't get women.
all the cars I like are 'gay', think I might be gay
remember when that cunt used the name "rolex haver" for exactly one day until someone called him "nosex haver" then he never used it again
>>205693355how many leng tings can a Superb pack?
Beans on toast memes
>>205693422Remember when that never happened and you're a nonce
poocy shitby
>>205693364?
>mad how im famous in london for being>1. outfit crazy>2. alcoholic>3. great dancer>4. woman harrasser
>>205693422evidently he's still shook up about it
>>205693472oh dear oh dear
>>205693472yesYesYESYESSSSSSSS!
>>205692541Based، what venues you been popping your top off in recently?
>>205692356vile
>>205693530xoyofreedom bar (soho)montageau pyke
>>205692992Audi A4 is infinitely more paki than a Skoda
Can a nigga get a pencil?
>>205693559why u engaging with this guy who has no clue about cars lmao
>>205693422Ktim, still wear the roley with pride, still make povvo runts like you seethe
Can a nigga borrow a fry
I must do what I must doand I dothough I know better
tfw no German whip
>>205693624wearing a rolex in london?won't be long before a wog on a bike nicks it
>open twitter>here's a 15yo school shooter's manifestobro on god i'm just trying to see onlyfans slags I don't need this shit
>>205693476kek you got him right on the money
>A senior Russian general was killed Tuesday by a bomb hidden in a scooter outside his apartment building in Moscow, a day after Ukraine’s security service leveled criminal charges against him. A Ukrainian official said the service carried out the attack.
>>205693671Worn it every day for 3+ years never had an issueIt's retards with guady gold submariners that get robbed
>>205693680twitter keeps forcing that bitch sophie rain on me when i just want to look some local slags
>>205693694>A Ukrainian official said the service carried out the attack.cap
>>205693702just means you've never shown you've got it on outside you do that you know it'll be gone in a flash by some wog on a bike
erryting gwan be irie
Boot too big for her goddamn feet
>>205693624>still wear the roley at pridebet you do
>>205693744While I don't feel the need to wave it around nor do I hide it, worn it with t-shirts and the like where it's on full display These are the facts, accept them or seethe on
>>205693789itchy stairwell
>>205693816You ain't taken one trip with it or been out with it on full display near any wogs on bikes and when you see one you tuck it London living in fear
more like nosexhaver
wanking to lauriewired
Niggas wearing timbs
Rolex cunt is back
Charli XCX been looking better and better, like fine wine.
>>205691316fakecel kys
>>205694020her aesthetics were mehthen pengthen bit meh againand now back to super peng
A German guy today: So my online discord gf turned out to be a murderer-suicider school shooter
This cold is knocking the bollocks out of me, barely keeping awake. This is my first time out of bed since Saturday night.
Slower than a sociology student doing math in here
>>205693879This cope is embarrassing to witness Enjoy your casio digital, virgy
Rorke arching like a champ and throwing it all the way back
>>205694020She's a munter
>>205694078FOY
>>205691316lucky fuck why are you here neurotypical tit
https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/fIffDkinUvHope we get to find out what all these lights are and why drones keep checking them out
>>205694082scremaign
Been thinking of getting a rolley, get on-call pay at toil and just slowly put it in stocks since my salary covers everything I needThinking an explorer since it's less show offy
>>205694088Mate, you've built your existence here about a watch you are afraid to wear in your wog overrun city
>>205691762you are a simp
might bell the weedman
>>205694179DUDE LMAO
and rivers and mountains men in?
>>205694190just say you're an incel next time
i got Sandevistan
weedmongs getting uppity again lads. doesn't take much does it
playing some balatro
>>205694174Don't just wear it I blind the homeless with the glare from it's immaculately polished sapphire crystal glassJust cause you're scared of your own shadow when you step out the house doesn't mean we all are
>>205694235Not heard of that Rolex modelHow much it set you back?
>>205694190Yes, dude weed lmao indeed :)
>>205694294lol you got the homeless rolex Nah you shook the second you walk out with it keep your head on a swivel in Wogdon check the time on your phone when your out with it in Wogdon
this warhammer anime is so peng lads
Turkettes and Turkish catbergoğlu
If you wear a rolex in london you're getting robbed simple as thateven millionaires aren't stupid enough to wear anything expensive in publicanybody saying otherwise is larping
Impressing the local homeless with my Rolex X190 Titanium with added date option and gold laced casing
neighbours just put on their ugly flashing christmas lights, cunts
>>205694214desperate to go live somewhere with vast rolling mountains and crystal clear streams that isn't -5c 90% of the year.Would cut my left nut off to live in Idaho but I will likely never get there with my skillset.Australias mountains are less impressive
I'm so hench and exude an overpowering energy of sheer nasty fucker that I could pull out a briefcase stacked to the brim with pristine bank notes and not a single person would even think for a second about so much as sniffing the air around it
>>205694400Surprised you know the nomenclature.You know Boris Johnson is turkish.
>>205694368What turns a man into such a bitter jealous cretin Probably all that black mould you're inhaling from your smeggy bedroom
>The High Court has allowed the removal of three Low Traffic Neighbourhoods from Tower Hamlets in east LondonHAHAH GET IN THERE
lack of vitamin d has got me on the absolute ropes
>>205694506Got your vitamins right here lad
any gay homosexual niggas in?
>>205694402This is just what people tell themselves to justify their existence in shithole-on-the-wold
>>205693472Mad how inbred you lot are that specimens like that are so common
D O N E D O N
>>205694500Good fuck the "road safety" faggots LTNs makes neighbourhoods worse.
Getting into imaginary arguments in my head and losing
>>205694467In Greece it would be catbergopoulos >You know Boris Johnson is turkishlol yes
>>205694587?
They've nearly agreed to a ceasefire in GazaI don't know how they Palestinians have convinced the Jews to do it
>>205694506Couldn't deal with being depressed every year anymore, that's why I moved somewhere sunny and haven't regretted it once
>>205694615Correct, well, you could go straight for Catopoulos (gatopoulos is an actual name), Catakis
>>205692551Reminder that Steve Albini admitted at least twice to viewing and enjoying child pornography.
>>205694624>random pic from a random blog of a literally whoWow you sure showed him
>>205694624>Jaymans blogAh
>>205694624Ah, from Jayman's blog, I stand corrected
>Pensioner dies after being hit by a van on the A27
>>205694682>>205694688really impressive how quickly you were able to scrutinise all the data and data analysis in the blog.
>>205694716Ah right so you're an expert please explain it to us
>>205694738The supergroup
>>205694738um
>>205694716What data? A coloured map is not "data".
>>205694738imagine the cock stench
>>205694738Imagine the smell in there jaysus
im never getting a gf
boy it's more than i dare to think about
>>205694795CORRR, TAKE NEEDLE-THIN HEELS AND PIERCE MY POTATOES WITH THE MANLY WAFT
>>205694812no but you can be my gf
>>205694740perhaps you can have a guess why a population might not actually be inbred>>205694788the data in the blog...
>>205694812Maybe if you didn't spend all your dole on VPNs you'd convince a woman
>>205694738Four Male Paedophiles
>>205694624Honestly third worlders managing to pull the narrative that it's southern hillbillies, Brits and Icelandics that are inbred and not Africans and pakis has got to be one of the best PR moves of all time Genuinely impressive
>>205694853Please post the data
>>205694885https://jaymans.wordpress.com/2013/09/07/how-inbred-are-europeans/
Hope Eoin gets his shaleighlies back
>>199825770Trip status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0cEOTpYSk
>>205694964autism
>>205694893>This map is a guestimate, and is not derived from direct measurements. However, it visualizes what areas we think are the most and least inbredSo this is the power of rorkes data is it
teared up reading about sara sharif. if god was real he wouldn't let things like that happen, simple as.
>>205692541I'm not projecting because I'm not a religious nutjob
Sheriff Sara
>>205695075where did it come from then?
sir ah sheriff
State of these gimps
>>205694624Sent that greek cunt flying
>>205695161Is this nigga EVER in his constituency?
is there no take backsies doe
o
>>205695161Makes me sad the amount of mongs in this country who think farage cares about them
>>205695015
poor thread really, let's make the next thread one to remember
>>205694893telling us to read the data when he didn't read it himself. Hilarious.
>>205695161Mad flex with the painting behind them
>>205695198wee brad
sir ali bier
eating cheez its from america
when ur ready>>205695368>>205695368
just read the data, says you're gay
>>205695326They're not great, too dry. the mrs is obsessed with the white cheddar version
