Mindrape edition
the CIA is coming to execute me for being a suspected communist.... but the problem is, I'M NOT A DAMN COMMUNIST YOU RACIST IDIOTS.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7HADWamSPoo
Poor half for Erke, looking for some magic in the second half
apparently if you use those nasal sprays too much you will never have an unblocked nose again without them
>>205709273He's going to have a melty over this
Lily phillips shags random men off the street but she still wont touch her speccy dork simp even after he spent thousands on her onlyfansReally tells you a lot about him!
non-schizo edition>>205711815>>205711815>>205711815
Saw a clip on 'ddit of a cave in Costa Rica that if you enter you'll immediately suffocate due to CO2 levels, wonder if such a thing exists in the UK as I'd like to pay a visit.
>>205714256You sound jealous
>>205714263Schizo general
got the fatal car crash compilation on
Perverted older African men exchanging saliva with ditzy 18-19 year old British slags x
sucking on some smarties until the shell melts and loosens then slurping up the chocolate inside without breaking the shell pretending like I'm a creature of some sort eating a crab or something
how come there are no poker boards/generals?
>>205714282mmhmm love at first sight x
>>205714273Jealous of what?
>>205714330Someone infinitely more successful
>right thats enough /brit/ for the day, lets focus on something else>*close tab*>*opens /brit/* again 5 minutes later*
>Chinese scientists have announced that they will make an important statement on Friday on an issue that affects all of humanity
>>205714346Huh?
Might go bed soon team. Tomorrow will be a chill out and unwind day. Play some death stranding. Bit of uni work. Maybe a few jars.
ROOOSEVELT?
leng tiny tings x
0-0, awful match apart from some chances at the end.Barcelona should have punished but we take the point graciously and keep going.
Timmy turning up the volume to try and drown out all the MLE accents permeating from his mothers room x
Only spackers play FIFA. The shaggers play Final Fantasy and Death Stranding
>>205714397mmhmm das rite xx
claret goes in the gob innit
Can't sleep
>>205714434It'll all be ok
got an opportunity to transfer with my company and go work in malaysia, feel like it will either be the best or worst decision of my life
Can hear this weird gurgling/farting sound coming from my fat sister's bedroom every 30 seconds or so
>>205714417You've never had sex thoughbeit
LADSHELP
>>205714365good lasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMX_SOvCBZ0
3 points off the Liga leaders
>>205714468Thanks>>205714459So you're experiencing malaise over it?
jeezy own half of atlanta
>>205714503Who is Jeezy?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734361647040173.webm
>>205714459isnt malaysia where all the rich sex pests go instead of grimholes like indonesia
Uhhahhhhh ROOSEVELT!
>>205714517a rapper
In a 24 hour period lily phillips contracted: syphilis, chlamydia, gonnorhea, herpes and hpv
auntberg had a miscarriageis it wrong that we're drinking and shagging to celebrate?
Insomnia is back, tomorrow at work will be hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B499aOkxeE4this was thumping as timmy's mum was takin dat big ole windsrush baton into her x
>>205714558I'll have to give him a listen x
>>205714571Sleep at work. Steal a few rolls of shrink wrap from the shipping department and make yourself a little hammock.
Not sure what to expect from this side in the semis
I don't want to lose my job. I do what I'm told.
>>205714628Open weeping
>>205714535
Only fans is kind of like nfts because people waste all their money on it and if you screenshot it they seethe
lads should i get a cut sutured if it's not very deep but quite wide (like a cm across) and about an inch long
>>205714672If youre a pussyclart yute then yeah
Bluey the movie in 2027 lads, I Repeat BLUEY THE MOVIE in 2027!
>>205714672Myeh. It will probably scar regardless. I'd save the time at the hospital. Clean it, and if it's still bleeding pop some greasy vitamin e ointment on there and bandage it.
Good equaliser before the end of the half. Got to carry that momentum into the 2nd half
>>205714785Are they animating it by hand?
I like my job
He'll be back at Christmas time
>>205714785Oh biscuits!
>>205714828I dislike mine, but I'm good at it.I make the boss man justify iffy calls. Sometimes I make him justify the simple stuff, and then hand him the end result when he finishes his diatribe... he fucking hates that.
Van Dijk 71'2-1
>>205714925Bro is gunning for the drive thru manager post at maccies
>>205714371>>205714542>>205714942Theodore or Franklin?
>>205714493>>205714503>>205714517>>205714558>>205714628>>205714658Smelly bedroom chester vpn incel talking to himself at 1am on a weekday again is he?
>>205714972I wish.I miss Maccabees. Life was so simple then.
Right that's itTomorrow I'm setting up the radio in my car to have a wide selection of stations
He took it beautifully i must say
>>205714990Two of those are the same person. I'm pretty sure everyone else is somebody different.Football, y'know? Ball... with the foot...
Bunny is running around the house at mach fuck doing binkies
>Two of those>half the thread is just him compensating for the lack of attention he received as a child
I'm gon' hit your business if it's momentary blissnessI'm gon' hit your business if it's momentary blissness
LMAO
The cronem bumming katy in the park before she has to go home to have dinner with her fiancé and Reform supporting parents x
Look at yourself in the mirror
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1733951206269654.webm
>>205715144 You are my reflection
unironically addicted to flossing my teeth
Two very bad suspensions going into the second leg.Will have to see how that one goes another time though
>>205715173For me its the flossing dance from fortnite
Timmy wondering why his kid turned out so dark but as it turns out his wife had a great-great-great-great-great-great ancestor who was half-black and that’s why his son has an afro x
Wait a minute I thought Francis Parker Yockey was British but he actually was American.
What do ducks see when they're not right in the head?Quacks
>>205715233autistic freak
Need to live in a glass houseYou can even throw stones in one like this
long day at work and I got called a slur on top of itneed to unwind
>>205715294Cracker
>>205715275nigga wants to live in a dentist's waiting room
>>205715233Shame that your mum will be in Italy with your congolese stepfatherHopefully your carer cuts you a slice of that chocolate yule log you can't reach in your wheelchair x
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734096675974731.mp4
>grown man>would rather have a child than an aston martin or a rolls roycelmao
cock REEKS oh dear
Stopped being as zealously right-wing when I moved back to my shit hometown from my uni bubble and saw how utterly retarded and scummy the working class youth of today actually areThey're not "based" just because they're ignorant mongs. They're godless consumerists and act like third worlders.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734117244732103.webm
>>205715333Children are snotty and annoyingRolls royce is class
>blogpost about eating mcdonalds for dinner>get mocked and called out as an obese incel pretending to have a wife>turn on australian vpn, seethe and spam until the early morning spaki's grim life
>>205715308That is the Hermès headquarters in Tokyo ayckshually
What do serial killers do when they can't stop spending money?Go on a shopping spree
>>205715308nigga what fucking tarquinius mcmoneybaggs trillionaire dentist have you been going to
>>205715397How did the non binary murderer kill his victimsThey slash them
>>205715359>Stopped being as zealously right-wing because i saw how retarded normies are???
need to find a woman lazier than me
>>205714535I know for a FACT that she speaks fluent English and is pretending not to
>>205715412was just my first impressionhow about nigga wants to live in a beehive
Stole a jews little jew cap and threw it in the bin then spat in his faceFree free palestine
alri
>>205715433nta - but it's hard to advocate for protecting the working class when they are some of the dumbest cunts going. I know what he means, everytime I see some smackhead who reeks of piss kicking off at random teenage women on the high-street I care a little less for their general well-being.
>>205715433the working class are on another level of retarded, it was mental to witness itI remember sitting in spoons with some of them and they were just making noises at each other like spastic school children. these are adults in their mid 20s. their whole lives are>living with their parents in their hometown>on bennies and/or working the runtiest possible minimum wage job>go to dnb raves and do drugs>go to grotty pubs and drink and smoke and play pool>have fights every so oftenmost fascinatingit's bizarre how this class of people exists in the same society that produced so much high art and advanced technology
>>205715481im sure a jewish fella would love a free palestine
>>205715474a beehive would probably be comfy tbf
>>205715538From the river to the sea
>>205715586Is where my pee flows free
>>205715586Expect a knock on the door soon vile antisemite
fuck both palestine and israelrome should rule instead
Almost all Southern Baptists and other evangelicals are zionists but there are some rare exceptions such as the pastor Texe Marrs who was super redpilled on zonism.
if someone starts a fight with you, you are allowed to win that fightall I'll say about Israel and Palestine
>>205715532Really dont care anyways because its spaki bait but youre wrong
>>205709273so this bloke is just a modern Duke of Windsor?
>>205715728spainwog has fuck all to do with this conversation you mong
>>205715721all christcucks are bluepilled by default sorry catyank buddy
Unfortunately it's very rare to find a Southern Baptist who is wise on the JQ but Texe Marrs was one such example.
Spaki pretending that wanting the native working class of Britain replaced by foreign working class is a sane thought to have and if you disagree you're a chav or a rorke
>spainwogBizarre thing to call yourself mate. So you here all night? Gonna go back to your lonely gimmick dollhouse shite?
>>205715794What if you're both a chav and a rorke
Mornin' lads, you seen this?
is that THE rorke I see?
>>205715721All southern baptists are scumfucks and shouldn’t even be considered ChristianMegachurch attending fat fucking retarded bastards most of whom haven’t even read the Bible because church is just a social function to gossip for them
Texe Marrs called the Talmud the most evil book in the world.
20 mins until I can have another lemsip and hopefully slip into restful slumber
>>205715844https://youtu.be/GMpuBmzbcgI
>>205715844Thats homer simpson
>>205715884don't care catyank shut up
He's going to be seething into the early hours now.
He also spoke about 9/11 being a zionist plot.
>>205715721That's because they actually read the book of Revelations, unlike other so-called Christians
Oh yes oh yes, it's time to goOh yes oh yes, we all knowTo the toilet, to the toiletIt's that time againTo sit on my throneAnd let the heavens descendAnd once I'm done, a short flushAnd off to bed, for it is night enough
>>205715987>RevelationsIt's Revelation.
>>205715958Have you read this book?
>>205715998couldn't remember the english
>>205716022Zionism is Masonic.
me? will be graduating uni only knowing the one person I came here withnow THAT is impressive
here's why you should never deep fry a frozen turkey
>>205716036Zionism is the natural consequence of reading and comprehending the Bible
>>205716053You worship the whore of Babylon.
>>205716053If you actually followed the Bible then you would make women cover their heads and not allow them to speak in church, but you don't do that because evangelicals are cucks.
>>205715880seething yank
>>205716053good post
>>205716072I worship the God of Abraham, the God of Israel
>>205716115false teacher and freemason
>>205716039>only knowing the one person I came here withHow much did you know them, were you friends at all?
I worship woden
leftypol winding up a shattering uppercutrorke getting sent flying over the horizon while this music plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9M4htrogqA
>>205716094No, actually, because as Christians we are bound by the new covenant
>>205716119If you did then you wouldn't be teaching things that Paul rebuked as blasphemy
>>205716124GOOD lad
>>205716115>>205716119>>205716120>>205716140>>205716150take it to /cum/ or /his/ for goodness sake
>>205716140This is from the New Testament. These are teachings of Paul. You don't even know what the Bible says.
>>205716150Tell me where Paul rebuked the Johannine books
Judaizers don't even know what the New Testament says.
>>205716165>>205716150shut up about the bible you stupid american cunts fuck off back to /cum/ nobody except for darkies and old people reads the bible in this country
This is so typical. Some smug evangelical acts like they're the only ones who read the Bible, and then he accidentally reveals he has no clue what it says. I see it all the time.
made an earnest suicide attempt the other night but they didn't put me in the psych ward because they were at capacity
Yank hours bible debatesUltra yawnLets talk about lily phillips instead
>>205716190Good lad, praise the old gods
>>205716205Cheer up mate
>>205716201You got me on that one. I'm not even a christcuck, but I was trying to rile catyank up
If you actually read the book of Revelation you wouldn't be a zionist.
>>205716205you're a bit like Joseph and Mary at the inn when you think about it
but tbf, the pauline epistles are the most sus part of the biblical canon from an outsider's perspective
doing the nigordle
cannot wait to turn it all around in 2025
>>205716273rara avis in terris nigroque simillima cygno
Just found out this brit flag VPN server is somehow not blocked by 4chan. I will be posting here from now on. I am a yank.
>>205716285Yep its gonna be our year and were gonna make the most of it
Went to visit my parents yesterday and my mum fucking coughed directly onto my hand for no fucking reason and now I'm sitting up at 3am with a stuffy nose and aching sinuses. Bring back masks. Make them fucking mandatory by law if you have so much as a sniffle.
>>205716297too right
You reckon Viggo Mortensen posts here
>>205716310Maybe eat a piece of fruit or veg and you wouldnt be sickNah but in all seriousness i was sick with corona all last week and likely still am pozzed for it and reading that reminded me of the christmas party the friday before last where somebody pretty much spat right on my face maybe he was the one who gave it to me
>>205716333no one who has ever achieved anything of value has ever posted here
>>205716347One time Tom Fulp posted in a thread on /v/ (the newgrounds guy)
>>205716347I once ordered a paki pizza and managed to fit in 3 wanks before he delivered it
>>205716347William Shatner posts on /x/.
>>205716347Lily phillips simp posts here and he works in information technology an incredibly noteworthy achievement
What's your favourite genre of film? For me?It's the White Saviour genre of course.Pic very much related.
>>205716310got it too sinuses feel like theyre going to explode
>>205716333Yeah I reckon so!
You reckon Sean Bean posts here
>>205716394Gonna have to try sleeping sitting up. Laying down is fucking killing me. Being sick shouldn't even be a thing. Bodies should be way better at dealing with this shite without hurting.
>>205716414ye drowning in mucus lying down going to neck a lemsip and try and sleep. Whole workplace is like a Petri dish of disease.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Simmons>Simmons was born in the Melbourne suburb of Fitzroy to father Dave and mother Julie.[1][2][3] His father is an African-American expatriate who became a naturalised citizen of Australia,[4][5] and his mother is a white Australian.[4] He was raised alongside five siblings—Melissa, Emily, Liam, Sean, and Olivia.So uhh… what’s the socioeconomic reasons for Black Men and white women having so many kids?
Just found out William Shatner is Canadian wtf
>>205716444He posts in /brit/
>>205716444can hardly blame a white woman for having so many kids when she's got bbc on tap
>>205716389My eyes could be deceiving me but I’m pretty sure that’s a Black Man in a white setting.
>>205716438Tried lemsip for the first time in my life earlier on. Was absolutely fucking HORRID. Couldn't even finish it. Felt like throwing up as soon as the hot water touched my tongue. Think I've got one of them texture autism things where my body cannot accept hot drinks.
>>205716481Aha! Our astute antipodean friend has caught on to my point, that the term "white saviour" is a misnomer.
>>205716484mental. My life is punctuated by hot drinks. It's more the Phenylephrine in it you need tho sure there's other ways of taking it
I can’t believe aussies are happy to have the Bali 9 back desu, I would pay indos to throw lock them up and throw away the key
>>205716509No idea what that word is
>>205716531don't think pretend shithole countries should be allowed to arrest real people from real countries
>>205716551It's the decongestant in lemsip it's what unblocks your nose
>>205716531Literally dont care as im fresh of the boat indian
>>205716505I could lick you you mick fuckwon't be saying shit like that when I put my shitkicker up your antipodean parts
How often does gingernonce pretend to be me and DTFIC plays along just so he can try to doxx me?
>>205716578Mad. And what about the other word, "phenylephrine"?
mad how Harriet Tubman literally never existed
>>205716614That wasn't a very nice thing to say anon.But I forgive you for saying that, and I will pray for you to find the strength to overcome whatever is causing you to not live up to your potential. x
>>205716509>>205716637dr. mouse would have loved these posts
>>205716668Sounds like someone from one of Bob Mortimer's Would I Lie To You stories.
Mein Fuher...Alex Jones....is horny posting on his X account
More erasure of Black women. Wonderful.
>>205716817The late pastor Texe Marrs was friends with Alex Jones.
>>>/pol/491697527
>>205716830Not I, I love black women
>>205716847musings of a midwit teenager
>>205709273
I was hungry and I ate two Pop Tarts and now I feel too full.
Strawberry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ZL5AxmK_A
>>205716928They don't have pop tarts in Britain. They have no clue what you're talking about.
love a pop tart
>>205716993You don't know what that is.
yooo cody get the pop tarts in the toaster oven breh
>>205717005but I do
gee thanks tinder for giving me a fake like notification at nearly 4 in the morning
>>205716831Have you read this book?
Mad how instead of poptarts and Xbox Brits grew up with crumpets and gankstation
yoooo cody them brits were on the gank station growing up breh yooo tyler you totally styled on that breet
Darling, are you feeling quite all right? You've hardly touched your crumpets.
roosevelt
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732162766991015.webm
>>205717081I'm the Tyler Durden if math class but you don't know about that cause you get no ass
Google's retarded AI says they got Pop-Tars in the UK
>>205717102Could have been normal if he wasn't a zoomer FREAK
>>205717112>>205717124Cody...
woke mind virus took away our ability to wander into the woods and shag a fairy while a swarm of butterflies gather around
Squid game mcdonalds meal
>>205717128What generation are you from?
>>205717124Brits be eating pop-TARS Oh my DAYSThat explains the TEEF
>>205717147Millennioid 95chad here
>>205717124did this earlier with pepperidge farm. its available for them as well
China is like one big cut scene from FF7
Put on your jumper, my sweet. It's frightfully cold out.
>>205717166That's not millennial.
>>205717176They eat dogs
>>205717081mental innae
yo cody dude yo bro bro bro yo cody duuuuuuuuude
the vpn doesn't work anymore, impressive response time
>>205717176lol that big dildo shaped building. its trash
>>205717102>retarded sounding american sounds eerily australian lol
>>205717185Yes it is
yody
>>205717212hate people who say bro but have found myself saying bruh irl browsing this shithole. going to start making a conscious effort not to
Cody, these aren't the drones you're looking for!
Yo hunter were going to the mall dude
final fantasy confuses me from the get go how is it the final fantasy when it's game xxxvii
Go and fetch your mum, dear. I believe she's in the drawing room.
omg cody you see that up in the sky what is that is that like a drone dude
>>205717176making normal skyscrapers is too difficult for them apparently
>>20571718595 is the earliest millennial you twot
Yo brayden hunter and cody and i are going to the state fair to get deep fried butter you in
hey tyler dude check out this wicked shit i took earlier bro haha it's fricken epic
oi m8 got any roo left in the fridge? yeah? throw another on the barbie!right-o m8 in a jiffysurfs up dude
cody thems drones are violating our us constitution
gnarly wave m8
Oi lachlan mate were going to alice springs you in cobba?
>>205717323
mommy took her bedtime pills and fell asleep on the floor so I get extra ipad time today fuck yeah
Oh my dear, I've just spilled scotch on the duvet. Do forgive me, won't you my sweet?
lachlan, edward, colbert, stuartwe're all off to shpoons WAHHHEEEEYYYY
>>205717369
horny thinking about alice springs i wonder if she has a fat arse and big tits
Norway has said they will refuse to play Israel in the 2026 world cup qualifiers (they're in the same group), and has called for Israel to be disqualified for committing genocide How will FIFA react to this? You can't host a qualifying group if a team refuses to play, unless you just count all their games as a lost?Besides why the double standards where Russia is banned but not Israel?
There must be an evolutionary explanation for khazarian milkers. Need Jared Diamond to write a book on that
>>205717358Wake her up you idiot
>>205717298
>>205717392fake news, gullible boy
>>205717394big heart = big chest
The IDF intentionally shoot innocent Palestinian civilians who play for Palestinian national sports teams in the feet so that they can't compete ever again
might learn the flute and become a hermit who plays a woodwind flute around a campfire
>>205717431
>>205717425No it isn't zionist dog
>>205717394Why are you so obsessed with these nasty whores
Just pulled off a vietnamese fella
>>205717394She's got two big reasons I want to marry her
What do Ethiopian women look like
>>205717499Black
>>205717461not a zionist but you know absolutely fuck all about football stick to geopolitics you autistic runt
>>205717485Her intelligence and her smile?
>>205717494fuck off
>>205717494Need that bum sat on my face and brapping.
Wave after wave
Take the pooooo to the newwww
>>205717499They got that Cushitic head shape where it looks like the top of their heads are being pinched
Head still sore
emmayank.... the savior of /brit/...
Eyetalian mfs cook a pizza then cut the slices with a pair of scissors
Need Emma Watson to shit on my dinner plate, wink at me, and say “dinner’s served”.
>>205717523
>>205717580I don't get it.
>>205717603theres nothing "to get" idiot
>>205717394>khazarian milkersmyth promoted by jews and their golem goyim
>>205717627How dare you speak to me in this insolent manner
>>205717639>>205717523
peter gabriel genesis or phil collins genesis?
tfw this nigga panders to us by pretending to like retarded shit
>>205717629grim
codybros it's so over
>>205717629Corr might move to Peru myself Could scran a good guinea pig right now
>>205717661justice genesis
Yo cody make the new thread and make it bbc edition
>>205717694>>205717694>>205717694>>205717694
>>205717519
>>205717688paddington was from peru id like to think i have good standing there
>>205717661Peter GabrielHeard this in The Long Way Down ft Ewan McGregror who is himself a decent singerhttps://youtu.be/KWTLQw01Yx8?si=oCH5TF37Dx0Jm1ha
