sanky shit demon edish
poo
First the worstSecond the bestLast the one with the hairy chestFourth the golden eagle
>>205711762yeah
*wanky shit demonffs
Is this alright?
>+ /cum/no, fuck offsomeone make a proper new
Just a couple more days lads :3
Real new>>205711815>>205711815
>>205711800Actual new>>205711815>>205711815>>205711815
>>205711819>>205711829Omds
>>205711800>>205711819>>205711829Bizarre autism
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7HADWamSPoo
>>205711836Who is this seamen deamen
thread off to a cracking start lads x
Ordered a dominos de lads
>>205711865/cum/ is a schizo containment thread, the last thing we need is more of those cunts
semen retention? i'm more of semen expulsion kind of guy
>>205711896What did you order la?
I need to tell ya, I have to tell ya
>>205711898They're not actually going to come here any more than they already do you twat
rubes looks so much better with a fringe
>>205711921Got the festive pizza, largeAnd some cookies, of courseShall be washing them down with some cream
>>205711982But, what about toil on the morrow?
Mumberg made me a very peng roast for my tea :3
>>205711982corr fat bastard
>>205711995A roast on a Tuesday, the week before Christmas? Such excess is a sin
got fucking covid againis this gonna be every year from now on?
>>205711982Corrrr lovelyCan’t eat dominos anymore me every time I have it I wake up in the middle of the night with a headache, thirsty, dying to piss
>>205712037Dabetes
>/cum/Umm... very flattered, but please don't do this
>>205712018I won’t be here on Christmas Day so this was basically our Christmas dinner
>>205712061Why's that mate
>favourite porn video got deleted from xvideos before I had time to save itangry as fuck at myselfpic related
>>205712082I'm afraid of claymation
>>205712085Just yandex it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UpRD1WQn7hA?si=6HyULdFeWAdCGZcc
>>205711896same two large pizzasand two garlic breadsand a large fanta
>>205712107how does this work
Why in the shag would parents hire a "grinch" for christmass?
>>205712085try finding another mirror by googling the image you have
Gary Eats is getting really fat now Sorry Mousey I know you love him
>>205711982Drinking straight cream? you fat bastard
>>205712085Yeah, sadly this was the fate of many great videos since some sort of conglomeration, if you jotice all the major ones have the pornhub format now and even pornmd stopped being a search machine.
just had a poo so big my toilet exploded
>if you jotice
I was solid goldI was in the fightI was coming backFrom somethingthat seemed like a ruin
>>205712014wheres her chebs?
came upon a tinder profile of a lass who really wants to peg a blokecorr, might go for it actually, might like it
>>2057120852 lasses?
>>205711982That's like 3600 calories right there if i'm being modest
Why are you the only country in Europe that prefers tea over coffee? Unless you count Turkey...I think it's just reactionary sentiment against Americans drinking coffee
https://youtu.be/kMGNnYdZ1uU
I'm a yank, and this will be the most exciting post I've ever written. I bet they'll all think I'm funny except the few weirdos...Here I go!
Nought wrong with shagging your fit cousindon't rasheed me
>>205712229Americans like coffee? I thought that was just a European/Aussie thing desu. I know you have Starbucks but they mostly seem to sell milky or fruity drinks
nth for the holodem
>>205712282agree with this
>>205712224Got pegged one time except it was a guy using his penis
I'll make sure you never besmirch the good name of /cum/ againI'm here for the full ride, all 310 posts
>>205712229More like a remnant from when they were importing it in droves
>>205712218>her
>>205712229Yes, it's all about you mate*gestures crazy signs to everyone else*
>>205712267>>205712282Well played
Timmy joining the EDL because a fat old man in an online anonymous forum told him to, going to fight off antifa only to see his sister there fighting to protect her mixed cronem baby. Many such cases x
>>205712226yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVSACs0BkUU>Tribute to the British Empire>by The American LoyalistBring out the tissues for this one
>>205712227Have to get through the winter somehow
>>205712364ok
>>205711800I agree, skipping this one
>>205712331please post more soogs pics, i got almost all of mine from /mug/
Where does "cronem" come from?
>>205712394please fuck off baiting him
can someone kill me using a powerful laser beam?
>>205712224Mental how many dirty bitches there are on Tinder
>ACK
>>205712403Absolutely trollied she is
>>205712402Divine providence stops that from happening, unless it was somehow for the greater good ofc, I dunno
this girl has really nice eyebrows :)
>>205712394Jamaican slang
>>205712403wahey get in there luke
remembering my SJW pwned compilation phasefucking hell
>>205712401I genuinely would like to know
>>205712423What a fucking ugly bitch
tfw no Christmas speech from the queen
>>205712431black men, you knew that by the fact he spams ai pictures of black men constantly every time he spams it
>>205712403She and her mates are all bullying the ugliest bloke they could all find
>>205712403he is getting a free shag from her, she is absolutely ravenous
got the dankula on
>>205712403Luke is a certified top shagger nameget in there ladt. Luke
>>205712431It's the plural of Cro Magnon in Jamaican patois
>>205712403Go on lad>>205712402Can someone, instead of indulging a fellow human being in a time of desperation, point it to my balls instead?
>>205712482I doubt that's where it came from, but I can't be certain
>>205712403t. actual homosexual
>>205712423>>205712547imagine the smell
I’ve fucked ONE black girl in my life and this is her bodyYeah it was good but also she smelled like cocoa butter
>>205712480Luke I am your father lol
>>205712394Always imagined it had something to do with cronenberg, an abomination
>>205712547at about 2s a sweat drop comes from her necklace down her titsmy fucking dick
any you GAMERS watched that secret levels show on amazon? is it worth watching?
Do you think Santa delivers gay boyfriends or is he in league with God
>>205712636>amazonFOY
>>205712636No But you're not busy anyway (literally no friends to ask) so go watch it
>>205712547>>205712547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wokehow does this article cover such complex history of political 'awakening' but doesn't feature anything to do with chuds and red pill. that's the clearly the through line from abe lincoln and 1860 to modern day. unironically obscuring this is the very concept of woke gone woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtTE5JUuMsY
>>205712389I luv /mug/ x
>>205712661Ask them, stop being a coward all of your life https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Woke Go there and ASK.
>>205712636I've only watched the pacman one so far and don't remember anything about it to the point I think I should watch again
Need a flat gf that I can dress up in cow print
any good british twitch streamers lads?
>>205712403lucky bastid
>>205712636literally all c tier slop except concord which is hilarious
>>205712661Why doesn't the article on water cover fire
Miss my shitty RTVE dramasThey put up a paywall last year you see, and now I have no idea what's happening in my fictional Madrid police station
Tried to get Kane for the second half of the last season i was going to do Fucked up by delegating his wage negotiation and it failing so i got this lad instead for some stupid reason even though i had more money to spend but couldn't settle on anyone.
>>205712423fist thing I noticed was her cross x
Just been diagnosed with the woke mind virus lads :/
"To be is to do". . .Aristotle."To do is to be". . .Sartre."Do be do be do". . . Sinatra.
>>205712661>"Woke?">"You don't even know what that means!"
>Tablets were supposed to keep my nose clear for 4 hours>It's been 2 hours and I can't breath again.>2 hours until I can take more.
>>205712715Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame
*starts firing off bits from my candy necklace at people in the thread*
>>205712700doxable infoi just can't tell if it's chuds themselves who want to obscure this because their red pill clearly mirrors lefty political awakening exactly which might be embarrassing for them. or if it's a liberal media trying to hype up black history pretending that it was them who brought brought political awakening into the 21st century. which is clearly an outright lie. no lefty ever talking about the floyd riots as 'waking up'. it's only ever been the right who call woke woke and it's disparaging (and they got it fromt he fucking matrix and other kinos of 1999 that have the same metaphor)
>>205712602ok
*practices my kickflip on my fingerboard in the corner*FUCK!*continues
>>205712818fucking hell shut the fuck up you neeky cunt
>>205712800yeah well Scooby Doo can do dobut Jimmy Carter is smarter :)
Moyes tried to scam me D:
>>205712857I accept your concession
>>205712818>their red pill clearly mirrors lefty political awakening exactlyEr no
>>205712871*bends in half*
>>205712864Is that Mark Goldbridge?
>>205712602pifff
>>205712864Heatherpaedo, mate…… NOBODY cares about this, get some real mates you utter incel
>>205712871>>205712864>>>/sp/aki
I wanna shag more people. Too coward to break up with gf.
Wikipedia is completely ideologically compromised when it comes to political or historical articles. Don't even bother with them.
why's this italian posting here
fat girls rule the world
>>205712883one is waking up from simulated reality to discover truth about the worldthe other is waking up to social inequality and injusticehow are these not two forms of waking up as metaphor clearly connected
>be me in the city earlier looking for a building for interviewtoil>not used to big cities, even google maps is borderline useless>approach moderately attractive girl to ask if she knows where it is>she says "i have a boyfriend" and shuffles offi thought this was just a meme
>>205712906Larry Sanger literally predicted this would happen back when Wikipedia was founded
>>205712909I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean
F E E TEET
>>205712909thats a tranny
>>205712941The connection is superficial at best
>>205712943"Not for long"
>>205712962it's not superficial when woke (left) is only labelled that word because the red pill (woke) right called it that in retaliation
>>205712962it's a stronger connection than 1860 to childish gambino
>>205712999No, the right's pejorative use of "woke" relates entirely to its use by "radical" black Americans
>>205712944Sure, but his Wikipedia clone isn't any better. Just look at Citizendium's Donald Trump article, it literally has his fucking mugshot as the main image and uses sites like CNN as sources.https://citizendium.org/wiki/Donald_TrumpThere should be a complete overhaul of what Wikipedia considers reliable sources and how they're applied outside of easily influenced and hijacked "consensus" discussions, but it will never happen as way too many bad actors have admin positions.
WHAT A BORING BUNCH OF CUNTS YOURE BEINGI said my piece
>finnish menhttps://www.reddit.com/user/kusima/>finnsh womenhttps://www.reddit.com/user/hijabiteen03/
>>205713036except when they're talking about trans and gays and women and all manner woke issues that aren't black issues
>>205713040>There should be a complete overhaul of what Wikipedia considers reliable sourcesSecurity state literally finances it with non profit money, good luck
seasideMARK uploaded and said he's not quitting YouTube so get fucking in
>>205713061>
in the hospital waiting room for like 6 hours yesterday, solved a rubiks cube like 10 times
>>205713063No in those cases toIt's saying those people are dumb ns
>>205713070Well, yeah, hence why I said it will never happen...
>>205712871this isnt the right way to hold a joystick btw
=
fellas. what are we gonna do about these dotheads?
Unironically hate the anti woke retards as much as the woke side.
>>205712909reminds me of this chubby who works at asdahttps://www.instagram.com/yourdannixo/
>>205713098Got it stuck up your arse did you
can't for the life of me get this wank going
got sick today. bloody raging. one nostril fully blocked now. it's getting worse.
>>205713087Spaki gonna have a wee melty?
>>205713119Deep breaths, gentle tug on the balls, reset
>>205713109there was a poll on the article about musk donating 80m to reform, 70% were in favour of it, couldnt make it up with these people
>>205712999“Stay woke” is a term coined by black Americans like 20 years ago
so glad i wasn't born indiannot overly glad though because i still have to live in a world with lots of indians
>>205713100thats superficial based on the nword as a general insult and not specific to prejorative for black people
might sell all my old 360 and ps2 games to cex at like $1 each
>>205713119sissy hypno has ruined you mate
>>205713150there are a million uses of it throughout history detailed in that article. not all are black
>thats superficial based on the nword as a general insult and not specific to prejorative for black people
Eating the Mrs’s leftover maccies from yday lol
so glad /brit/ got past it's anti anime phase
Can't enjoy video games anymore because my mind has permanently linked them with me being a depressed loser spotty teenager rotting away in my childhood bedroomWhen I play video games I just ruminate instead of being immersed
>>205713119sometimes i'll lose a wank in the middle and have to go find it again after waiting a bit.
Oh for fuck sakePutting /cum/ in the subject has opened the door for mousenonce
Got Van Dijk, which is decent considering how many other better options were unavailable.
>>205713219so you ordered mcdonalds again this evening and are trying to pretend that it's your non-existent "Mrs's" leftovers from yesterdaygrim incel freak
Reckon anyone who turns down a knighthood should be deported.
>>205713219Imagine you open it and it's just full of cum lmao
>>205713235Good, fucking keep him here he’s not even American
>>205713225can't play video games or indeed do anything most people would consider leisurely because i'm anhedonic as fuck
>>205713252Done him
>>205713101It isn't just admit positions, the entire thing is editorially financed and bankrolled with a default ideological position towards an implicit censorship which rivals that of the Chinese state. Whereas the a Chinese state at least possesses the legitimacy of an overt political authority for its censorship, this is engaged with by a network of private enterprises with fewer if not less checks than the CCP. Cannot imagine reading any article on that site anymore and not taking a deep breath, it's like inhaling gas
do you ever actually recover mentally from a lifetime of porn watching?
https://vocaroo.com/14rKBaFJOpd3administered a bashing
Charlie veitch has been going around Manchester handing out photographs of himself what a fucking weird cunt
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c8nKDsyU72whow come no one in the comment section can get this is a joke?
>>205709874I want Nigella Lawson to spread a delicious savoury gravy over her tits and I suck them clean. Nigella will keep making "ooooooo" noises and saying "lovely" Then Nigella drizzles a succulent tasty marinade over her belly and thighs and I Iick it all up like a dog drinking from a waterbowl. She reaches down and runs her hand over my head while asking how it tastes. Between licks I describe the sauce and rate it 10/10 and give her some soft cheeky bites on her tummy and inner thighs Then she kneels and bends over deep before I slowly pour a decadent chocolate sauce down from the top of her arsecrack so the warm liquid flows down over anus and pussy flaps. I approach my face closer and closer slowly, admiring the sight before my mouth makes gentle contact with a kiss to her pussy. I keep kissing steadily growing with intensity. I ntil I reach my extended crescendo just french kissing her arsehole, letting my tongue run over the ripples of her sphincter and around the deepening enter of her tight anus. Savouring the disappearing taste of chocolate as its replaced with the intoxicating natural taste of her arse. The subtle musk and understating salt from her sweat envelopes my taste buds. The warmth of her full buttocks hugging my face comforts my soul. The mouthfeel of her butthole draws in me while her plump cheeks are both embracing me and pushing me away in continuous waves while she lightly gyrates her hips and squirms in suppressed ecstasy
>>205713159Gobbledegook, concession accepted
>>205713273Holy shit be quiet nerd
>>205713256DisagreeBritain is a free country, you should be able to turn down a knighthood if you want
>>205713219Buy each other gym memberships for New year's x
Undeniable evidence the goyim are unfit to rule themselves
>>205713276Er... what
Debating whether to take another sick day tomorrow
>order expected 10 januaryare you pulling my BALLS
>>205713306he'd just be buying himself two gym memberships lol x
>>205713252That’s me donediddly-one yet again :/>>205713260Errr… yeah imagine lol>>205713306Good shout for me tbf. The Mrs is skinny tho
>>205713303You should be able to, of course, and get deported for it.
Hey, tourist from another board here. do you guys have any resident schizo who's recently been starting to post more and more erratically in the last few days/weeks?
>>205713334You've come to the right place
>>205713303>Britain is a free countryPost your dog raising its paw like Hitler on social media
>>205713334probably
>>205713276This is just sad adam. Constrained to your wheelchair, stuck inside your smelly bedroom doing this all day for the rest of your life.Wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy
>>205713324"The Mrs" doesn't exist you boring incel x
I'm employed as the official UK TV licence enforcement visit letter stamp of approval stamper. I hired rakesh to put his signature on the stamp. your thoughts?
I'm about to go to the 24 hour deli near me and get a tuna melt, and I'll wash it down with a can of this, let's see if it's as good as John Smith's. Wahey lads! x
>>205713276https://voca.ro/15vJFEX1q0DL
Adam taking his dakimakura to the gym and showering with it
>>205713330I disagree>>205713346I don't have a dog
>>205713363i only watch anime, the bbc doesn't produce anime. i hate you and your gay loicence
meant to be sunny on christmas dayfirst christmas without rain i can remember, years at least
>>205713276>SPAKI! TURN DAT BUMBACLAT MUSIC DOWN YA BLUDCLART FREAK! DON MAKE ME COME UP SMACK YA BATTY
saddam hussein more likeso damn insane
Real madrid paid a release clause for Sessegnon my LWB so i got this guy too
>>205713399
all nice and well but baton bash di leng ting mmhmm x
>>205713384Could the BBC theoretically produce anime?
>>205713274no clue but i tried to shag a balloon even before i discovered porn. im already fucked up in the head
>>205713399It really do be like that
That Luigi Mangione guy made a post about my friends band on Twitter apparently
>>205713418all nice and wellbut you will never have sexmmhmm x
>>205713432Was it inflated or floppy?The balloon I mean
>>205713437Did he call them killer
>>205713437don't care
>>205713384the BBC produces incredibly good documentaries on the daily life of an average brit during the tudor period, they are or at least used to be available for free on youtube. stop watching your chinese cartoons about children
>>205713418Youre white.Youre white.
>>205713270ktim
this thread would be better as a twitter space where everyone can speak
>>205713453No he just called them “real emo”https://youtu.be/rYGHS_sLeOw
>>205713447slightly inflated
Saka's at madrid apparently. Doing quite well it would seem.
>>205713505Captured his likeness very well
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SP5qVQZCyLwno one is clicking this videos but this lad is hilarious so i will keep posting
Ben? Ben-Kenobi? Boy, am I glad to see you!
>>205713384>>205713468or you'll end up an int tier finn
>>205713468Are there any equivalents from the Finnish state broadcaster? Would love to know what those funny little Finnish fellas got up to in the 1500s
Apparently my team didn't get through the Champions group stage so they're in the UEL nowA few big clubs in there though.
Hello there!
>>205713632Right that's it
need some youtube kino I can fall asleep watching, what you got?
>>205713649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMfPqeZjc2c
>>205713334That could be any board, narrow it down
>>205713659tragic arse for a black woman
>>205713291so the answer to my query here >>205712818 is the first one you're embarrassed and hiding how similar you are to the blacks you hate so much
>>205713603there was definitely a sort of horror fiction movie or short series which was set during those times but I can't remember what it was called. but unironically those documentaries with ruth goldberg and two guys where they explored daily life of an average person in britain during a given time period are great
>>205713707Yes to what?
My brother gave himself a light chemical burn on his tongue because he kept chewing ‘medicine’ (strong painkillers). It’s really tiresome having a druggo in your family but what can you do?
>>205713730getting a kfc bucket
>>205713603>>205713719except in one of them once there was a black person in a village during victorian times for no reason whatsoever
>>205713681can't have everything
>>205713739Yuck they are so disgusting, how did he manage to do that without vomiting. Absolute schizo behaviour
>>205712085>search filename on big>get dogfuckinglmao
>>205713368Love me a tinny of Kilkenny Irish Cream Ale
i've still never met a single person outside of 4chan who thinks nigel farage isn't a slimy little public school tosser and a snake, which he isguessing all this reform support is coming from the home counties
>>205713730gay love
been leaning on the arm of my chair for so long I completely flattened the padding and now it's extremely uncofmy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734473531994349.webm
>>205713849Must...film....self...
>>205713256Reckon anyone irish who thinks that should be deported
i mean think about it the greasy pipe cleaner looking cunt lost what 7 elections? then he gets shuttled down south to douglas carswell's constituencyi understand why the home nations hate england when i think of how i feel about southerners
>>205713473he's actually brown
got the Influenza A after being in the US 2 days
fuck my chungus life
Not giving me any easy fixtures at all.
>>205713936you don't mean that
>>205713689Blacks do not get embarrased you utterly retarded scottish cunt
>>>/pol/491689494
Lily phillips haggard minge
drinked too many energy drinks last nightjust woked up
>>205713979Alri virge
nigel farage is stalking me in real life
>>205713985Youre woke?
Always had a feeling that fifamong and heathermong are the same person. This >>205713609 seems like another indicator
>>205713993'Lri dorky boy how are we then
>>205712818Fuck off /pol/tard
>>205714027Ready for another beatdown? Must be used to it now
>>205714047Yeah gwon then
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734390969798142.webm
jeremy corbyn please help me and protect me from nigel farage
>>205714002finally
>>205714055I'm not your dad so I won't rape you after
Thanks fuck for nasal spray that clears your nostrils
Starting lineups for Barcelona FC vs Erkelenz FC
allah
>>205714063Based aryan putting those brown chinks in their place
this board turned me into a race fetishist. I used to just jerk to black women from time to time without much thought, now I can't do that without thinking about slurs
>>205714083I usually rummage around my foreskin for a bit and then sniff my fingers
>>205714078Wow ive been done
>>205714127His parents cut his off
mmhmm mek di new one x
>>205714083this shit is literally addictive don't use it too often
>>205714146fuck off spaedo
>>205713794You do it because (allegedly) you feel the effects faster. Learnt it right off his druggo friends.
>>205709273>>205709273>>205709273
actual new>>205711815>>205711815>>205711815
