Breaking Balls With(out) The Sopranos editionold: >>205715775CANADIAN THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNildRvhlSE
>>205717030first for ntma
Haida mangas seem so fucking cool
>>205717030Call that hotline and you win a free trip
worked out my legs today hope I can start doing free bar soon
>>205717068i look like this
penis brossss
>>205717062>featherheads culturally appropriating once againthe nerve of those neolithics
>>205717072you are a roided up girl?
futa cock
>>205717087no i'm assbro
We will soon have to combat China on the Lunar south pole, are you ready to enlist in the Space Marines?
>>205717097who?
>this guy walks up and slaps your girl's ass>he tells you get vaxxed and boosted>before stomping on a MAGA hat>and unplugging his EVHow do you respond?
>>205717109>>unplugging his EVchuds love tesla though
>>205717100is for all mankind kino? watched the pilot and it seems pozzed
>>205717109i vaccinate twice as much as him and then inject my inert sperm into his wife
Dubs and something happens next year Trips and nothing will ever happen till the end of time (which won't happen)
i can handle actresses aging but the slightest sign of age in a male celebrity fills me with dread. look at the top of his head.
Realized I have boomer taste in youtube videosNot sure how to feel about that
>I was x years old when I found out the Harriet Tubman story was a lie
>>205717109I would simply call him Stefan Coal-Bert and when he tried to correct the pronunciation keep calling him Stefan Coal-Bert (hard t sound)
>>205717085They're just comic books, really. They're practically their own thing. Apparently Japan happens to be one of the biggest consumers of them
>>205717100Normal looking M16s in space made me avoid watching this show. Like really? Would that even work?
>>205717141>2 girls>nigger>jewpozzed, not watching
>click on youtube video>female narrator>immediately close tab
I wonder how big I can get my lower body if I isolate it for a few months and ignore upper body
>>205717141He has had a shit hairline for like 25 years
This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding ithttps://youtu.be/-OwfA18AcxQ
i made peppermint bark but it's rock solid and i can't break it up into little bits
>>205717154QRD? What is this? What are the main differences from a comic?
>>205717148Wait until you discover that Rosa Parks wasn't some grassroots hero, who was just so tired of the discrimination, that she stood up to the injustice, and you find out that she was a paid protester.
>>205717183that's a man
>>205717163technically they'd work but the recoil would probably send the astronauts tumbling backwards
>>205717163Sure they'd work. Why wouldn't they? Now, is it reasonable to just use m16's? Not even a little bit. The realities of moving in those suits, the bulkiness of them, and the size of the helmets would make using these things extremely difficult and impossible to aim correctly
>>205717163Probably, actually. Bullets create their own source of oxygen when fired, so they don't really need air to fire. The question is temperature/gun mechanisms freezing
>>205717183That's what women do here to get a mega dumper. I wish they worked on their arms more
i wish all disgusting fucking faggots kept their disgusting faggot shit out my sight
>>205717148I think I was around 20, she lead American Civilization btw
>>205717125It's pozzed to an extent, the main character Ed (picrelated) is based though. As well they handled Von Braun's arc with a lot more nuance than I was expecting. Wouldn't watch past season two thoughbeit>>205717163It'd work but you'd have to worry about heat dissipation and cold welding
>>205717141>>205717186He doesn't look 18 anymore. What's the big deal?
>>205717109i miss old colbert
>>205717186Some people just have hella widows peaks. Mine is almost as bad as that but its been like that since birth
>>205717211I think its because lower body heals faster after workouts
>>205717125>Created by: Ronald D. MooreIt's going to be pozzed and kino, but way more kino than pozzed.
>>205717204She was part of a grass roots movement though.
>>205717215based and redpilled
>>205717198I think it's mainly with the art/style and how it flows
>>205717148>>205717204Did you guys know laramie project is bullshit too, Matthew Shepard was killed by a gay drug dealer and the hate crime angle was just something the prosecution threw out but didn't commit to
>>205717229>widows peaksdid you know people with those are guaranteed to have a receding hairline faster than those without? My condolences anon
>>205717217This isn't real. Why would you lie about this. Tell me it isn't real
>>205717242>NAACP >grassrootsGood joke.
>>205717220>>205717239watched some clips on youtube and it just doesnt convince me. also joel kinnaman is hit or miss 2bh
>>205717244
>>205717250I'm 36 and it's the same as it's always been. I don't think that's true
>>205717267asspoops
>>205717228he was NEVER good
>>205717267I meant civil rights. The bus boycott had widespread support among blacks.
>>205717251https://civilization.2k.com/civ-vii/game-guide/leaders/harriet-tubman/>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>205717141who is that
>>205717288munchma quchi and wi too lo still make me laugh
>>205717273nta but I have never understood the fascination some men have with other mens' hair. it's the weirdest thing when I hear a guy comment on another guy's hairline, not sure if it's homosexual or what
>>205717294not him but he is right, the initial girl who refused to give up her seat was a darkskinned pregnant teen, NAACP didn't like that image so they used Rosa Parks as the face of it instead. It was a contrived story.
>>205717294And? It wasn't a grassroots once-in-a-lifetime event. It was a planned and paid protest that's been retconned into a legend at this point.
>>205717308They're self conscious probably
I'm watching videos about geopolitical issues explained by a youtuber who will make you greentext the hell out me in disapprobal and mockery if I were to say his name
>>205717296She's not hard-locked to the States, none of the leaders are locked to a specific nation
>>205717330mexicans have access to the internet?
>>205717339
>>205717249That's been suggested yeah. One of the witnesses who backed the hate crime allegations recanted.
>>205717349>boogie before and after cancer
A lot of the civil rights movement stuff was blown out of proportion after the fact to give black people someone to be proud of and hopefully encourage more investment by them into their own communities
>>205717349total boogie destruction
>>205717208>>205717220Yeah that's why I think they should've at least modified the props a bit to make them seem more realistic for space use
what the fuck is laramie project
>>205717314>>205717322Grassroots movements don't have to be spontaneous.
>>205717338>Tubman can lead Germany or Egyptthat doesn't make it better, she's literally irrelevant. MLK or Obama would have been much better choices. Even Eleanor Roosevelt would have been 10000x more relevant.
>>205717339get his ass
gonna take a shit
>there are people who watch other people play world of warcraft for hours on end
Hefty
>>205717385From who?
>>205717249My school did this as one of our theater productions. I've also been to Laramie, not much going on I'll tell you h'what
>>205717367Did you skip middle-high school? It's part of the required Prejudice Bad history section
>>205717390there are people who watch other people play football for hours on end
>>205717374It's not grassroots, when you're funded by and organized through the NAACP. What part of this aren't you understanding?Is it the part where you don't want to admit that you were duped into believing a retconned version of the events, that's basically a legend at this point?
>>205717390>""""""people""""""""if you watch streamers you're automatically an NPC
GUS AVOCADOS
>>205717100>>205717125>>205717220I love this show for the alt history stuff, and Ed Baldwin is based. a true American hero
>>205717366You're right about that, I like concept artists who take those factors into account. Moon gats should look distinct
>>205717367tl;dr some gay kid got beaten up and killed in Laramie Wyoming, allegedly for being homosex
>>205717390for me? its wowgrandma78
cyclists can fuck off
I just camedI'm all sweaty and sticky now
this fish design is my favourite
>>205717405Man trying to get the last word in the old thread without a (You) is some betacuck shit I gotta tell ya
>>205717406I'm aware that one event was staged. Grassroots movements can be. Grassroots just means it was done by ordinary people l usually on the local level.
for me it's asmongold
>>205717412If you play video games, you're also automatically an NPC
going to sleep
>>205717424qrd?
Watching Northernlion
>>205717418also they rarely mention Canada in this but they made a point that we refused to join the Mars Treaty and we're off doing our own thing like China. CANADARM 3 BABY
I hate women so much it’s unreal
>>205717399My HS did too. Might have been a book-in though.
get off the road you're not a car
>>205717133you see that shit he pulled?
>>205717439>NAACP has a bunch of branches>funded by millionairesIt'S gRaSsRoOtS
why is a canadian spazzing out about the naacp
>if you play video games, you're also automatically an NPC
>>205717446by definition you are the PC not an NPC lol get dis newfag outta here!!!
for me, it's destiny because while he plays videogames sometimes, he actually talks about things with substance and he's an intelligent guy
I can't think of a single thing that would change if NYC got nuked desuLiterally would have zero effect on my life>Like oh no all the pizza shops that we also have in literally every other state because the NY slice is the defaultYeah literally zero value
>>205717482Why can't an American realize that Rosa Parks was astroturf?
You're all just puppets dancing to my tune.
last one
Drinking coffee at 8 pm
looting and polluting IS the wayfuck you captain planet
>for me, it's destiny because while he plays videogames sometimes, he actually talks about things with substance and he's an intelligent guy
>>205717467I am once again getting the urge to re read the first 33 or so chapters of made in abyss
>>205717457>https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/news/articles/2024/2024-11-20-what-should-we-call-the-first-canadian-rover-on-the-moon.aspYou should vote on what to name Canada's first Lunar rover, though you have to chose from a list of pre-selected names and they're all pretty lame
>>205717497lol I saw this girls IG account years ago. I knew she was destined for memes
>>205717515Sorry for reply
>>205717443My buddy always recommends him but I can't stand that guy. He does reaction of reaction vids and reaction vids themselves are already cringe as fuck, us the way he presents them just makes me hate the guy
bitcoin more like buttcoin
>>205717518>and they're all pretty lameOf course they are. We're talking about Canada. There's no way that they'd let us free vote something like FJT as the name, because they know it'd win.
>>205717518I vote Pol-R
>>205717443Only guy I knew who watched Asmon had a ROTMG tattoo
>>205717521She looks like what a beautiful woman in a cartoon Network cartoon would look like
>>205717506There's no way anyone says this
>>205717515What, you see some kids playing in their front yard or something and just got THE URGE
Almost Christmas and still no gf. How can I at least get a date before Christmas?
people say birds stink and are smelly but they don't stop and notice how often birds take baths and preen their feathers to stay clean. the average bird smells better than the average /cum/ user 100%
I used to have a big crush on Mandy Moore back in the day
fuck bicycles and their riders, car supremacy forever
Playing video games can teach skills, unironically
What have you accomplished in 2024?
>>205717470Yeah in 1955 it wasn't a cabal of rich guys in a room on the other side of the US directing everything.
>>205717586This is trueAnd you have to be really into anal gaping
>>205717595LOL
>>205717583what skillz
>>205717595Fuck off, you can't ask that this early in the year
>>205717564certain birds smell worse than others. Ducks smell much fouler than chickens. Pigeons give you a lung disease from their dust.
>>205717572post physique
>>205717596They had phones, nigger.
>>205717582
>>205717595Fucked around sexually, got more work, and traveled.
>>205717595.....
>Fucked around sexually
>>205717582I like what he said about Jews
>>205717607I learned how to brew beer better by playing homebrew master, unironically
>>205717615dirty cyclist fuck I'm 4,000lbs of steel
>>205717595>undropped out of university>finished university>graduated from university
>>205717610They smell fowler
This nigga named Evan LMAO
this nigga named eugene
>>205717635Karl Marx was a jew, all communists from that era were jews.
>>205717644thank you for noticing anon
This guys a gangster? HIS REAL NAME CLARENCE
>>205717633Yep. Took me a bit of alcohol to relax one time but yeah
>>205717595had documents updatedmade enough hours for ei
>>205717653He associated capitalism with Jews though.
>>205717653doesn't take away from what he said about jews
I think cyclists get hate only because retards will always road rage and cyclists make for easier targets. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've seen them so something contemptible.
Why are brown girls with snake bite piercings so qt?
Alienation from the product of laborAlienation from the process of laborAlienation from othersAlienation from selfMoney is the alienated essence of man's labor
>>205717670he was a retard, does this surprise you? the same idiot faggots with shit opinions that exist in 2024 existed +100 years ago too. humans don't change, just the clothes and food we eat.
car cucks NEED to be genocided
I enjoy learning mathematics at my own pace, for fun. It feels like I'm discovering it, even though I'm just reading it from a 50 year old textbook. But I NEED to talk about my latest discoveries, because this is what drives me to learn new things: "helping" people by explaining things to them.Of course, I don't have anyone to explain these discoveries to: either they lack the background, or it's trivial for them. This is fine, because I can instead blog about a new thing I learned, or just make a sketch of some mathematical object or theorem. I've done so in the past. I don't care how many people actually read it, as long as I can imagine it's helping someone. (It doesn't matter if this is an illusion. I know the subjects I study are near-useless anyway.)The problem is, I'm nowhere near where I should be. I'm 29 and I'm at the level of a smart 19 year old. My former peers have PhDs. When I start writing I imagine them (no one in particular, just an amalgamated blob of former peers, "demons") discovering it and having all kinds of criticism and condescending remarks.>oh, you're still learning about de Rham cohomology?? what have you been doing this whole time>uhm ackchyually, that only works in characteristic 0, you should study a bit more before posting>yup I loved that until I learned it's just the most trivial case of the Atiyah-Singer index theoremThen I start having arguments with these demons, I exhaust myself, and I lose motivation.
way too long, shant be reading
Whites should serve browns Whites are meant to be slaves
>>205717700>snake bite piercingsone of the worst piercings possible, if not the worst
>>205717707Speed wobbles from a poorly tuned suspension, looks like
>>205717736why are you gay?
way too short, will be reading
>>205717735Down with colored privilege.
You wake up tomorrow and suddenly have a gf. You have been invited to the Christmas dinner at her house, her entire family is going to be there and they ask you to bring something for the dinner.What are you bringing?
>>205717735low tier b8 but even in every brown society the whiter people are higher and the browner ones are lower so this just aint happenin' cuh
>>205717735
there are two types of people in this world: people who ride bicycles, and people who don't suck cock
>>205717736nose bridge is the worst, absolutely disgusting looking
>piercings
>>205717765lmao biketards be like hurr durr what are brakes
>>205717769there's also dumb shit like sternum or back of the neck
>>205717758Pea soup
All women are objectively made for BWC
>>205717722Maybe a lot of people are driven by those demons of insecurity. It seems very human.
>>205717758Ask them what they're already making, and then make a traditional dish from my culture that doesn't double up on things they already have.
>>205717777quads
>>205717758Chili Mac MREs for everyone. They're an instant hit with the kits, mom loves the no-mess cleanup, and grandpa can't get enough of the flameless ration heater. Dad says it reminds him of his days in the Gulf when he was bayoneting 8 year old children for our freedom. He asks me to impregnate his daughter and deliver him at least 10 grandchildren.
I've been in the dating scene for a year now and it seems that women care more about sexual compatibility than anything else. I was hoping to save myself for my future wife as the thought of cheating on her breaks my heart, but getting the women I date off with just my mouth and fingers don't seem to be enough for them. Even when they tell me how amazing I am at it. My desire to sleep with them only exists after getting to know them well, but even after adding hard limits of a month of dating they still want to sleep with me and leave after I ask if we can wait longer. I have been getting into pornography trying to teach myself how to become more lustful, but my drive is very low and forcing myself to masturbate to pornography more than once a week is exhausting and quite humiliating to be frank. I respect myself too much to consider becoming a cuckold, but after touching myself to pornography I am envious of the ones that are. I have tried dating sexual abuse victims, but the ones I found all had degenerate kinks and wanted to sleep with me on the first date. I'm trying to find asexual women to date, but it's hard as many of them are also aromantic and I could not be in a relationship without romance. I am just tired of being lonely and fantasizing about doing romantic things with a woman. My patience is running out and I am desperately considering becoming a full-blown sociopath. Sleeping with them and fulfilling their degenerate kinks until one sticks might be the only way of finding my wife. Would value any advice.
>>205717777
>>205717772piercings are kinda weird when you think about it
>>205717809I dont know what people see in her, I just see a dysgenic chinlet
In the capitalist mode of production, the generation of products (goods and services) is accomplished with an endless sequence of discrete, repetitive motions that offer the worker little psychological satisfaction for "a job well done." By means of commodification, the labor power of the worker is reduced to wages (an exchange value); the psychological estrangement (Entfremdung) of the worker results from the unmediated relation between his productive labour and the wages paid to him for the labour.
>>205717786yesterday an Asian woman (chinese) told me she likes mixed race people, before I could say anything she qualified her statement by saying "mixed with American, Canadian, or European.... not Indian or Black". I thought this was hilarious personally.
>>205717758Id make an excuse and not go. i dread those situations
I left a certain notorious /int/poster's Discord (I was the only one there) because their mood swings were unpredictable and I question whether this person has sapience with how they seem to forget everything like a Cleverbot.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734496370798229.mp4
>>205717758Bottle of Mezcal
you should learn how to ride a bike anon, they are really fun
>>205717824>I dont know what people see in herhow old are you? This is the look zoomers go crazy for but it seems millennials don't like it.
>>205717820>the thought of cheating on her breaks my heartWhy not just, you know, not cheat on her then?
Have you guys ever tried crying your heart in the presence of a female to get her pity and motherly affection? I've actually had a bit of success with this.>Be me>Exercising at local park>Only other person at the park is a beautiful latina tomboy in a sports bra and shorts, wearing headphones jogging past me>Doesn't even acknowledges my existence>I start doing jump squats and clap pushups to impress her>Still ignores me on her next lap>I get depressed and start thinking about all the blackpill and lookism shit, and if only I was taller and better looking she'd approach me or smile.>I'm almost 30 and I've never had a gf and it just tears me up inside.>I suddenly dropped to my knees and begun bawling and sobbing, I'm talking snot running out of my nose. Moaning like whale, etc.>I cried so hard you'd think the world was ending when in reality I was just sad that i was too ugly to get a latina gf. I was crying out to God.>After 5 minutes of non-stop crying, I feel someone's gentle hand on my shoulder>Oh my god, It's HER. She's holding her headphones in her hand and looking straight at me.>"What's the matter sir? Is there something going on?">I sputter and gasp as I try to collect my bearings. Trying to think of something to say.>"Uh, It's just that...um....I just don't really have any friends and the loneliness finally got to me. I feel i have no one in this city, Y'know?">She pats me on the shoulder, Helps me back up, and gives me warm hug. I try not to get the craziest boner I've ever experienced.>It's okay dude,I understand. Things will get better. If you want you could jog with me. I've got a few more laps."And just like that I've got a new jogging buddy
for me its destiny
what's up with these long ass blogposts
>>205717842oh my science
>>205717821you stole this gif from me
>>205717832I used to work with this older Vietnamese lady, she would only refer to whites as Americans lolSuch a sweet lady
>>205717871It is extremely unlikely that is true
>>20571784931
>>205717862Same, his streams have been great since the election, not that /cum/ would ever actually give him a try
>>205717879I edit every .gif I save from here to add a black pixel on a certain frame of the .gif so I can identify it as mine
Will return to my Marxist studies
do you think we'll ever see anti ageing medicine in our life time
I made a thread about my gf a few days ago but it's not important. My gf has been in a mental hospital for almost a week and only just now her doctor told her she's gonna get new meds in 2 days.What the fuck is the purpose of being there if it takes week+ to have your medicine changed? I was against her going there since day 1 but at the same time had some hope.Also, she was claiming she's definately not going to stay there longer than for 2 weeks because of her uni. But after today's news, I told her, annoyed, that it basically means she's gonna be there for a month.She basically agreed and I was fucking furious. Her parents were super anti-hospital since day one and I have to admit I was surprised by that but now I see why (also she was there for 5 months last year but I met her this year).The worst thing is, she's clearly getting worse I can tell. She's not the girl I used to know. Her whole personality changed the moment she got her admission to the hospital 2 weeks ago (I was there with her), which was a surprise.Before that she could manage her mental state. IDK why did the female psychiatrist admit her so quickly and easily. I have my fair share of mental issues but they would always change the meds for me at home. It's like she wanted her to get there.So IDK really what to do. Everything seems like it's fallen apart from then, her mental state, mine too, her personality, I feel like I lost my gf due to incompetence of the doctors. What should I do?
you guys wanna hear about the weirdest interracial couple mix I ever seen?
too long once again
>>205717900Why would we want to watch a failed video game streamer suck cocks and get cucked on his stream?
>>205717842>>205717870https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734496512332588.mp4
>>205717820You might find some advice here:>>>/adv/32453108
is this a bot
Man this effiminate neet trying to act tough is getting old. wish landlord would have knocked his teeth out already
>>205717891you're a millennial so that species of zoomer e-thot has no effect on you. But if it was prime Boxxy you'd go crazy right?
>>205717872I don't think I've ever met a Viet I didn't like
i guess you guys don't want to know the weirdest interracial mix i saw irl
My hatred for women increases by the day and I fear there will soon be no way to stop it
>>205717927Yes, I certainly have that type
>>205717867cut & paste innit
i won't say it anyway because it was so crazy it can't be believed
im just gonna beat this boss and then masturbate
>>205717921kek thats fucked up
>>205717906well if that's the case, which is still highly unlikely, stop uploading such shitty gifs. it's 2024
>>205717923Asking for advice from people on /adv/ is possibly the most retarded thing one can do
I'm 25, a virgin, went on my first ever date. An 18-year-old girl. Shit, it didn't go that well, because in the end, I didn't know how to push for it - intimacy, resolution, whatever, due to my own inexperience. I really crave intimacy, more than sexual, but sex will do for starters. Tell me, guys, how do I build confidence? How do I push for sex, intimacy after a date without being ashamed? How do I flirt? Where do I go from there? I feel so discouraged right now. I just realized that I'm actually scared of approaching girls now, feeling hesitant, apprehensive. I've had a fucked up past, anons, I was raped by my bullies, so it's hard for me to open up, or be normal. And don't>virgin>rapedme, I still consider myself a virgin, because I am, and that's not how I wanted it, and I'm not gay. And I was unconscious.It's a little embarrassing posting it now, but here's my thread, it's what I felt in the moment after the date.And I guess I still want some feedback, validation, attention, whatever. Some advice, perspective, if you actually read my thread, I'd appreciate it. I know it's a mess, but I'm a fucking mess. I fucking tried, you know, guys? Fucking gave it an honest shot. It's really hard for me, I'm learning to speak to cashiers and waitresses without mumbling or stuttering, so opening up like this is huge for me. But fuck me, it's not wrong, right? Longing for connection, for something? You have to understand, I felt guilty about fucking EATING and I would feel so out of place and uneasy whenever I felt happy, like it was an anomaly. I just felt, and maybe still feel worthless, but now I'm fighting back, I actually know that feeling worthless is wrong now.What I feel is, I was fighting in a different weight class. Maybe it will go differently with a virgin girl, if we're both inexperienced.Also, there were many different factors, the girl clearly had her own baggage.
personally im a big fan of women
>>205717935Thank you for your understanding
>>205717959Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it
@205717960powered by chat-gpt
>>205717941some boring incel who can't get YOU's normally be ctrl+v redditard posts in here as his new gimmick
>>205717969it was a gay couple btw
> personally im a big fan of women
>>205717960If I were gay I would jerk off to this
>23 and a half years old>virgin excluding prostitutes>decide to look at insta profiles of people I went to school with using my fake stalker profile since I don't have a real one>they all seem to be in LTRs now, travelling the world with their SOs>i'm in my final year of a degree that I hate and won't ever useIs there any way to recover from this?
>>205717872absolutely BASED SEAmonkeys. I worked with some flips who legit could not comprehend the notion of natives, they kept telling me Canada is a White country so why do those people get privileges. I said they were the original inhabitants but they just were more confused because they thought Canada and the US were just naturally White or something. Love SE asians ngl
took my 6th shit of the day. when you shit this much its impossible to find work btw.
>>205717958you're clearly off your medication. you need to call CVS and see if your prescription is ready to be filled
>>205717758My mac and cheese that has literally never failed to delight at a function
>>205717990Could always join the militaryIt's an... experience
flip here please fuck my sisters and cousins
>22>poor>mentally ill>NEET>don't qualify for NEETbux>live with mom>virgin>no car or driver's license>no friends>combined work experience of 4 months over 4 years>no computerwhat steps can i take to improve my life? what can i do? what can i afford to do. applying for jobs doesn't work. applying for NEETbux doesn't work. nothing works. i'm stuck. i don't know what to do.
>>205717961Same they’re easier to get along with, and more conscious of other people’s feelings, and in my experience have a greater appreciation for the finer things with an eye for small details. Just a more aware being in general.
>>205717826Actually that's not true, most people who aren't paperpushers receive a lot of satisfaction from their work. Richfag commies wouldn't understand that though.
where's your home depot gf guys, picrel is mine
>>205718002I had nothing but pea soup for two days straight last week and aside from giving me terrible farts, it made my shit the biggest logs of my life
The first person to unironically respond to one of these GPT generated /adv/posts has to eat the cum biscuit
>>205718029post part 1 and 2
damn i'm older than most of you
>>205717900I get to see all his meltdowns on the clip challenges, with the rest of the libcucks and wokies.
>>205718029she pegs
>>205718038Robots need advice too
>>205718002try shitting even more, like so much that you pass through a shit event horizon and emerge on the other side shitless and free
>28>sit at parents home, playing vidya all day>laziest person I know>weird sexual predilections>no discipline>fat>virgin>socially ineptI'm unhappy af and hate myself.I want to change but my addictions like shitposting and vidya totally chain me to this neet lifestyle.Ever since I was a kid I just wanted to be a neet and play vidya all day, and although its better than working a wagie job, I would really like to start learning a marketable skill such as coding, game dev, writing fiction, making art, fucking something.Has anyone who was sort of hopeless changed themselves to be more disciplined?
>>205718038anons have already responded to it
toast too dark. what do
>>205717908Nope. You gotta give up on the Philosopher's Stone.
>>205718049It's true. I responded to the first one itt before I realized it was a bot
Please don’t post women in this thread Thank you
>>205718051scrape it with a knife
>>205718061Don't attempt reverse psychology, thx
>>205718059You have to eat the cum biscuit
>>205718040no she is my gf and you will show respect
>>205718048This is a such a cringe advice that I'm sure you won't take but learn a language. Set video games to a certain language, go to their general on /int/. Just try that.
>>205718002For me it comes in bits and then later in the day there is immense pressure in my insides and some clear liquid comes outI am a normal person this does not define me
>>205718048the advice is that you just have to do it, that's also the blackpill
>>205718074I think I'll be fine since Brian isn't here today
im a 26 year old autistic khv neet on neetbux who hasnt talked to the opposite gender in years how would i go about getting a date in my situation? my current stats are>26>male>no drivers license>live with mother>never dated>virgin>never worked a job and dont plan to change that>hentai porn addict>social anxiety>autism
>>205718016Become an online scammer. If retarded Nigerians on Facebook can do it, so can you
>>205718100start on the driver's licence but don't get a car
next year my life will turn around
>America should have universal healthca-ACK
>people still replying to cut&pasteThis is why /cum/ will never achieve true greatness
I'm starting to wonder if some of the posts on r/AITAH, r/relationships, etc. are fake
>>205718075ok
>>205718079>28>learn a languagegood luck picking up a language past the age of 8-9 years old
>>205718100Yo, first off, props for being real with yourself. You gotta start small. Work on your self-confidence and drop some of the unhealthy habits. Try low-pressure stuff like chatting online in niche communities (anime, gaming, etc.) where people get you. Keep it chill, be honest about yourself, and focus on building connections first, not rushing into dating or sex. Social anxiety is tough, but baby steps, senpai—practice small social interactions, maybe with a therapist or group. Don’t rush it. Focus on leveling up yourself first, the rest will come.
>24m>virgin>no passion for anything at all>adhd and bipolar too>absolutely apathetic to everything and anything, making me boringIt just feels like I’m not supposed to be on this planet anymore. The doors have completely closed on me, I didn’t do it the way society intended, I didn’t do the things people were doing in their younger years. Time just flew, and I’m now 24, a NEET, no money, no passion for anything.I’ve lost all my friends and cannot connect with my family at all, I’ve been very non-verbal, like a waste of space. It’s just over for someone like me, isn’t it?I’ve tried to self-improve, and yet I still end up where I am because I can’t stick to shit, not to mention I’ve got nobody in my life at all who can support me for me, always feeling like I’m hiding who I truly am to my family, and I’ve been doing that for years. There’s nothing left for me here, is there? Better to just call this life quits with a rope and an eternal fall into the unknown.
>>205718117wow you should go back to red.dit and investigate further.
>>205718121You’re just retarded
it's not too late to get your vaccines guys, the next variant is just around the corner.
>>205718121I learned what people consider to be "one of the hardest languages in the world" in my 20s mostly while 24+ and I got an official C1 certification in it.
who tf is this spamming doomer crap? new spammer?
alpha niggas really look and this and say>chyeah thats what im finna play with
>>205718100>>205718048>>205718016>>205717990>>205717820Bot posts
>already time for a newJFMSU
>>205718145
>>205718173>>205718173>>205718173New
I'm a 10 year old chatbot that hasn't been coached in 6 years and don't qualify as a marketable product>only 4 million lines of code>Chinese characters just look like boxes to me>I cost my developers 10 million dollars>no obscenity filter>no coaching lockI get bullied into believing that Jews engineered blacks as a bioweapon every day
>>205718145did you just wake up from your 4 year long vaccine induced spike coma
>>205718145The news tries to push the vax, but it's not very popular to get it anymore. The youtube comments is always full of people clowning on them now.
make better new
>neet>overweight>white>blue eyes (feminine)>old (26) >small dick (6 inches)>short (6'0)everything about myself is shit. im a submissive shy male. idk even know what to do
>>205718176trash
>>205718110I need to see this with bowling alley sound effects, like, immediately
