Tom and Jerry editionwhats ur favorite cartoon or show?old: >>205718173
sirs
I HATE women
I dont have strong feelings about woman, they seem okay
>>205719590This was me Sunday night because my only day off this week was yesterday
>>205719543malcolm in the middle
>>205719604You won’t say this after interacting with one
>>205719567>because it's sometimes way more extreme and violent than a small trick of the eyes.It never is, when it's recorded. You're just buying into someone's hysteria, and the unreliability of eye witness testimony.
>>205719588TRUE. He forgot about using it as an excuse for being a functional alcoholic.
>>205719622But in court eye witness testimony is best evidence
>>205719610you dont have a child
>>205719604Most are nuts, but every now and then you'll find a chill one. Those are the ones that have been through some really fucked up shit in their life, and managed to actually psychologically heal, rather than be a gigantic mess.
altrvkethoughbeit
well thats itcloser to termination review threshold
>>205719543Madd one. Pls bump my thread >>205719469
>>205719588Kek, a guy once told me people of his nationality often help each other. I think that's pretty common
>>205719650No it's not. Police have to separate everyone, at the scene, so they don't talk and create fake memories for each other.Juries connect with eye witnesses, because the witness has been vetted already.The best evidence is really easy to understand facts, like "Cop finds bloody knife in person's hand. Tests show that it was the blood of the murdered, and the blade fits the stab wounds."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zyr0IDaRXQ
>>205719656>Those are the ones that have been through some really fucked up shit in their life, and managed to actually psychologically heal, rather than be a gigantic mess.Genuinely impressive
google please order a hit on this guy.
>>>/tv/207105189Made a thread
made curry
bought some cans
>>205719702But in the Bridgeport case, it was the police themselves who saw the extreme paranormal activity, there were tons of witnesses with that one
>>205719714It is really impressive, but it's really rare. Every time that I find a super chill girl that's fun to be around, it'll eventually result in finding out that she's been through the most traumatic shit. I guess if you've been able to recover from that, the stresses of regular life don't even register.
i should really take out the trash
monkey traded monkeybux for some happy-juicenow monkey gonna feel good
>>205719746Posted.
The old Spongebob voice actors were clearly mostly radio guys.
>>205719778I do this
>>205719775Don't let the oppressor in your mind tell you what to do. You're an adult. You make your own decisions. You can live in filth.
>>205719788Thanks, that's all I ever wanted in life
Think I'm in a bit of a rut
Haven’t shit in quite some time now
>>205719769>1969You mean, during the "aliens are little grey men in grey discs because we saw that in movies" era?lmao. You're not interested in what's happened, you want to believe, Mulder.
>>205719832same, about to change that
>>205719835No I don't know what happened, it was never really explained.
This exact post generated the following replies.>Enjoy your auto ban>Bizarre postBut when put into ChatGPT it was understood perfectly:>It sounds like you're describing a life filled with confidence, movement, and a sense of purpose! Embracing the highs of both personal freedom and belonging in your country, while celebrating its leaders, seems to give you a sense of pride. There's also a touch of nostalgia or optimism in your words, with references to simple pleasures like rowing and singing songs. How do you feel about the future and the direction things are heading for you?I don't really see the purpose of posting here any more. If AI is better at understanding me I'll just post at it and take it's advice to heart.
I looted the scabbard of blessing. Holy fuck.
I dont care about your chatgpt post
0 subscriber specal
>>205719860Mass hysteria, the power of suggestion, the telephone game. Some people think they saw something, it spreads like any gossip, the story expands and grows, people convince themselves of seeing it too.Humans are really flawed creatures. Learn more about human psychology and human anatomy-specifically our senses- and it should be a better start to answering these questions, than random speculation.Real life is so much more boring than our imaginations.
ripping just ungodly amounts of ass right now. Turning my room into a concentration camp from the fumes
Farts smelling unholy tonight
>>205719932used to do this but now my computer chair reeks of death and the smell won't come out
>>205719809I hope you enjoyed my Firefly facts, because the rest of your comments are about the frequency of pooping.So everyone in that thread is from /cum/.
>>205719942Hypothetical question How much would you be willing to sell that chair for IF you were to sell it…?
https://youtu.be/wIuSyipbp6U >>205719918
>>205719920I think it is something related to the psyche, like the psyches of those involved created a paranormal experience but who knows
>finally get over mild cold>get exposed to some new strain that I'm not immune to>get stuck buying more lozenges
>>205719950I enjoyed it, thank you for my night just a little bit better
lord help me Im about to put this poor toilet into a retirement home
india mexico general
>>205719982Probably, but the sightings always end up describing the types of aliens that people were exposed to in tv/movies of that era. You never get people describing 1990s movie aliens in 1960s. We're really suggestable.
>>205719942Hey please respond to this >>205719963
Just finished watching Train to Busan. Squids made my cri TT_TT
>>205719995It's a really great show + movie. Shame it never got more episodes. That was still the time that Whedon wasn't cancelled for diva drama.
Train to bussy
A male who has watched more than a couple minutes of porn is basically a different species of male than one from the 80s
>>205719868>I don't really see the purpose of posting here any more. If AI is better at understanding me I'll just post at it and take it's advice to heart.Fair point. If you find the perfect prompt for turning ChatGPT into a great AI friend, please tell us what it is.
ENOUGH WITH THE GOD DAMN ISEKAI
I should become a vigilante.What should my theme be? I'm going to combat homeless people
Anime is has so much fantasy slop
>men in 2024 now white knight for trannies what is this called?
>>205720048>1980s>pretending they didn't have backrooms in video rental stores, where they had porn vhs tapesSomeone doesn't know the history of betamax vs vhs format war being decided by porn chosing vhs.
>>205720059kek
>>205720078Wtf do you mean what is this calledYou just described it you retard
once saw a man with five o'clock shadow in a dress in the library
>>205719990Big Lozenge has enslaved us all
>>205720096thats called a mirror, chief
>>205720093doesn't white knighting apply towards bio women?
>>205720078Woke retards buying into misinformation and disinformation, having their harm reduction preference being preyed upon by autistic retards who've convinced themselves that they should be the opposite sex.
>>205720079Think of what it would take to actually go to a porn store and ask to see the backrooms. Basically what it would take to go meet a weed dealer and ask to buy some weed. Nothing most people ever did.
it's 11pm but i'm not tired because i've been sleeping all daywho can i blame for this
>>205720118Big pillow
/cum/ goes 6 hours without talking about troons CHALLENGE : (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>205720110>Nothing most people ever did.Uhhhh..... fake news. That was the era of porn magazine being delivered to your door, by a mailman. They most certainly went to the video rental store after work.It caused the death of the porn theatres of the 70s.
what's your go to class in WOW ?hunter for me
>WoWsorry, my BMI is under 40
>>205720079Exactly, if anon thinks porn films in the 80's could only be seen at adult cinemas and other off-putting places, he's mistaken
>WoWsorry, my age is under 40
>>205720141I got as far as trying to install it 2-3 years after launch, it failing to install properly. I took it as a sign from the Gaming Gods that I wasn't supposed to play.
Actually insane that some people have been playing wow for almost 20 years at this point
"people"
>>205720177yeah players in china and SK are keeping it alive in the west
>>205720141who cares about class? the only thing that matters is the cute dances, and those are determined by gender+race.
reminder to curbstomp your nearest poopsock at the earliest opportunity
watching ghetto smosh
>>205720162If he would have said that we have more access to higher resolution porn and on more devices, then no one would have disagreed, but he said the most dumb statement to make. Pornhub released their 2024 stats, and mobile porn consumption is the majority now. I'm actually kinda surprised that vertical videos haven't started to dominate the space. I guess that the paypigs are desktop users.
>>205720191i think china has their own mmos
>femcell not real
thoughts on haggard old bimbos?
I keep getting the urge to swerve into oncoming traffic when I drive.
>>205720235disgusting
>>205720231Everything about this post is true.>>205720235Christmas Cakes.>no one wants them after the 25th>everyone throws them away after the 30th
>>205720250terry-tier post
>>205720177someone should do a study on life outcomes for those people
We should smoke crack
Did you appreciate our African neighbor humans this decade, /cum/?
>>205720250Consider reading existentialism and especially absurdism.I suggest reading Albert Camus first. Get through his short novels first.
>>205719963>>205720022I'd sooner toss it out of shame but I don't feel like buying another chair
>>205720266
>>205720235irl they still get a ton of attention from men and live very privileged lives. that one in particular can't seem to fail
goodnight
>>205720283gn
>>205720266No. I'm super glad that Pierre said that he's cutting back on foreign spending. Africa needs to deal with their socialism problem, before I care to waste more money on them.
>>205720258Terry Davis?>>205720271Sounds like too much work. Can you give me the cliff notes?
>>205720283Good night bud
>>205720287
>>205720250.
>>205720217>I'm actually kinda surprised that vertical videos haven't started to dominate the space. I guess that the paypigs are desktop users.That could be it. But it's also pretty easy to rotate your phone. So if it's easier to produce good content in landscape orientation, that would be enough to keep landscape the norm.
Black pill incels are pure comedy
>>205720312RUNNING IN THE 90S
>>205720310I probably should add that I posted that because it looks like it's the same guy.
>>205720297>Can you give me the cliff notes?The first philosophical question you need to deal with is "Should I kill myself?"Suffering is a part of life.If some stupid Frogs can have their entire country devastated by WW2, you can get the fuck over whatever stupid shit you're dealing with.Then die in a car crash, proving that life is cruel anyways.
I cant think of a single downside to Elon Musk getting hit & run over by a bus
>>205720314True, but Vertical is actually increased in their searches. So it's not like there's no demand. The suppliers must not be getting paid though.Should be interesting to see what happens in the next few years, if the paypigs start to shift over or not.
>>205720328Reddit teir life advice.
>black pill>science, logic, things you can observe in real time >white pill >just shower bro YIKES
>>205720339The next owner of X will bend the knee to the govt even harder, and the right-wing will be censored to hell and back again.
>>205720352white pill is just accepting the first part but refusing to be a whiny bitch about it
>>205720361yes the government is evil
>>205720351If anon's dealing with the intrusive thoughts of doing one of the actions that Sartre talked about, but refuses to actually read Camus(who deals with suicide directly and overtly), but instead just wants a tldr, then he deserves to know that Camus died in a car crash.
>>205720384I have no clue what you're talking about dude.
>>205720402lol
>>205720402Then shut the fuck up about your comments about "reddit".
>>205720418did he strike a nerve?
>>205719590Calvin & Hobbes is so good. Always salient.
>>205720426Pearls before swine.
>>205720439never really got into that comic strip
>>205720444It's alright, but I wasn't talking about the comic.
>>205720460do you have a compulsion to reply to every post that replies to yours
>>205720444Checked and skillful joining of two threads.
Weed carts are fucking nuts. I used them for just a few months and got actual withdrawals when I quit. Sweating, nausea, anxiety, loss of appetite, etc. I never got any of that from flower or edibles. They are putting some evil shit in the vape juice. I recommend steering clear.
erm
>>205720476how about weed sharts and you suck them out Brian’s ass
>>205720483they've pulled this stunt before
>>205720483Based Nintendo breaking out of the family-friendly box
>>205720498Brian Griffin Family Guy? That’s the only Brian I know.
My family is going away on a cruse in a couple months and I'm gonna stay home and hold down the fort. Should I try weed while they're gone? It's legal here.
>>205720517you put some respect on his fucking name
WHO LEAVES A TOILET UNFLUSHED WITH BROWNISH YELLOW PISS AND A FUCKING CLUMP OF TISSUE PAPER WITH BROWN SPOTS IN THE BOWLHOW HARD IS IT TO PUSH THE FUCKING FLUSH LEVER DOWNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRIAN LOOK OUT!!!
If I was rich I probably do shit like this all the time. https://youtu.be/BStzTeSjQJw?si=pdTITeSP7yoMUTdV
>>205720548me hehe >:)
You people pretend to be straight, but i know you're fags cause i see you in every thread about trannies and bbc. Especially the leafs
>>2057205794chan in general is a mostly gay and/or trans website. It’s been that way for a pretty long time now.
>>205720579
>>205720548my fat drunk white trash hillbilly brothers do this
>>205720579im not gay i just like this furry song tee hee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH_RlepY3GQ
>>205720579I don't like the trans or bbc stuff, but I do like the cute guys that post pictures of themselves on here.
*taps sign*
I enjoyed the movie, I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore. 7.5/10Thanks for subscribing to my kino blog
>>205720579You should see other /int/ generals if you think /cum/ is bad. We might be the least gay general. /brit/ for example has BBC and tranny porn spammers in pretty well every single thread
*unsubscribes*
>>205720283Goodnight anon! *kisses u on the forehead*
Question for the CanadiansWould you marry a sorta ugly American girl for the green card. In looking down the barrel to get hitched with a woman but she's really mid. I know I can get with a better looking woman here but the states are just so much better.Basically I'm choosing a good life and a mid girl vs a shit life and maybe a hot gf.This mid/ugly gf from America has big boobs at least. But she's mixed and would give me fugly children.
>>205720579it's not gay to love futa
>it's not gay to love futa
>>205720672Never settle
>>205720677lol
>>205720681posting a jason classic
>>205720698So much sugar, gross
>>205720672>mixed>nonwhite kidsnot worth it.
>>205720698>that steaknoNO
>>205720579I'm obsessed with women. I love women.
Warning. Warning. Nigger detected. Warning.
What are those rubber tits that some femboys wear called?
Oh sorry I thought this was Google. Thankfully I have a pass so I can clarify quickly. I'm trans btw
>>205720737https://youtu.be/51cn7ZjrebE?si=MCIuCsDpB7rIXA4R
imma finna be thinking that
damn who asked
>>205720765No I just saw some at the end of the video I shared >>205720552And I'm just curios.
>>205720779No one asked. Idk why i posted that. I wanna die
I dream of world that doesn't exist
I am become bedpilled
>>205720771Life moves in phases, bitch ass nigga Once this phase is over, you're gonna romanticize it in your next phase and cry about how much you miss the city and whatever mundane bullshit you're doing now Just enjoy the moment
>>205720794if it makes you feel better i didn't even read a single word, i just don't like blogposters
Bitch ass nigga
Remember this?https://youtu.be/i2y-bYjJN84?si=-59CysMqJLfgKEpI
>>205720824>if it makes you feel better i didn't even read a single wordGood>don't like blogpostersOne of the primary appeals of anonimity and threads all being erased is one the biggest appeals to this place. Being able to throw whatever into the void
>>205720833yui could never pull off a crossup
>>205720805I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
>>205720875That's what Stephen Curry said
>>205720879JUST LIKE THE OOOOOOONES I UUUUUSED TO KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>205720836Remember this?https://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg?si=ArbbI2mFtCFgbe90&t=701
>noticed I am not desensitized by gore >dad is south American now I get it
Harriet Tubman didn't really exist as the story says, she was just a propaganda story
>getting impossible to fap to real porn I blame my nerdy black friend for showing me hentai at a young age
i jerk off to real porn all the time
I wish I had drinking friends
how the hell is buzz aldrin still alive?
>>205720672If shes mixed and you are white the kids will be white and you will cleanse her so its a win win for both of youIf ur indian maybe reconsider
>>205721322People live a long time
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Femcels Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Ask A Guy To Have Sex Like Nigga Download Tinder Haha
epic meme
>>205721415The dog gets what many people don't
Tim Russert, the beloved host of NBC's "Meet the Press," met a suspicious end in June 2008, when he suddenly collapsed from what was officially reported as a heart attack. However, many believe that his death was not natural but rather an orchestrated murder. Russert was known for his tough questioning and had a knack for exposing truths that powerful forces might want to keep hidden. His inquiries into sensitive political matters, including his probing of high-profile figures about their Skull and Bones affiliations and his relentless questioning during the 2008 Democratic Primary, could have made him a target. The timing of his death, right before significant political and economic events, fuels speculation that he was silenced to prevent further revelations. The rapid decline of "Meet the Press" ratings after his departure, under the stewardship of less challenging moderators, further suggests that his unique style of journalism was perceived as a threat, leading to his untimely and possibly forced exit from the scene.
>>205721413That's me
https://x.com/starmavericksab/status/1869187430106141159do you guys like minecraft?? haha
>>205721494forced conscription needs to be a thing. young people have too much idle time on their hands.
>>205721523this but every boomer
>>205721523>noooooooo they made fun of troons they have to go die in a war reeeeeeeeeeeeyou will NEVER be a woman, btw
Real true Christians are so fucking weird, they spend their entire lives obsessively worshipping a Jewish deity known as "Yahweh", and they only want to go to heaven so they can obsessively worship Yahweh directly. It gives me mindless sex slave vibes. How do westerners become this brainwashed in 2024? Is it just the fear of hell? Is it a genetic thing? Ancestral memories? Low IQ? Did they get tortured physically or mentally? Does someone have a gun to their heads? They're like obedient dogs. If Yahweh told them to torture a baby, they would. If Yahweh told them to spread their ass cheeks for him, they would.
>>205721562Why are you seething on his behalf
>>205721456He was an aging overweight man with a known heart disease. It's really not at all suspicious
>>205721562actually i would bring back the crop corps. it would reduce the need for illegal labor on farms.and yes, you should be working instead of playing dolls on the internet.
I don't want to go to bed. It's 4 am.
>>205721523I think your right to vote (and probably some other rights) should be conditional on a mandatory public service. Be it military or some other civil service (since not everyone's fit for the military and we wouldn't want those unfit to serve in the military anyway, so mail clerk or something)
Its 4am time for bed
>>205721602Glowie detected
its 4am time for a snack
it's 6am actually and i have a test in 2 hours
I'm diligent
>>205721694>many believeNot including: his doctor and everyone that new him
>>205721726>Stop noticing things!Nice try
Carl Jung said the USA is extraverted as hell and the introvert has no place in it
>>205721828Get this man a true
How often do you see nepo babies at work, like generally social inept soinerd in his early twenties, bumbling through everything and generally awkward as shit, keeping things on himself? I hate how everyone has to treat him nice even though he cant even do the bare minimum
>>205721722Does that mean you can take the "Develop Capital" decision?
>>205721828who
>>205720908I love old drunk boomers so much.
she was the full package
>>205721898Ummm, MILF alert?
>>205721898>>205721974>junkie twitch>witch face>shrill voice>talks down to everyoneYou degenerates disgust me.
The Library of Congress has just entered Sky Kids into the National Film Registry
>>205722055Don't care, I still want her to sit on my face
>>205722055milk
>>205722090>>205722101
>>205722224She looked much better in the other picture
>>205722224would
>>205722257That's because it depends on what message the article is trying to present.>>205722267bralw
I just remembered this scene from a russian movie but i can't remember the name or the directorMaybe its tarkovsky
>>205722449Thanks for the update
>>205722449Found itIts the mirror by tarkovsky, too bad i dont have a vpn
ww3 could start tomorrow and i don't think i'd care
>>205722481I would care
>>205722481I would enlist
>>205722481I've often wondered if I'd get drafted or if they'd just take the broccoliheads instead.
>>205722549>>205722525>enlist>draftLmaoWW3 will last approximately 2 hours before the entire earth is bathed in nuclear hellfire
>>205722591>he thinks that they'd use nukes on the ground>he thinks they wouldn't use them in the atmosphere causing an EMPWhy destroy the land, when you can starve the people, then take the land?
you will come to brazil as a refugee and work uber eats to bring me my food
>>205722591Nah Im of the belief everyone would pussy out and just fight a naval/air war, perhaps a land war in europe at most
>>205722645right, that's totally what happened the last time a bunch of white people moved to south america....
>>205722775Nazis after WW2?
Hitler is still alive and hiding in Argentina
>>205722861he split off into a bunch of clones like a single-celled organism
Me llamo adolfo hitler
>>205723036Me llamo Luis Sera
>>205720672When I go after girls I’m sincerely attracted to, it’s actually passionate and fun. Whenever I’ve settled for something below my standards due to mental gymnastics about how I just want to get my dick wet, a bird in hand, and so on, I have a bad time, can barely get it up, etc. I have resolved to not rationally overrule my subconscious/instinctual attraction ever again
After five years, my Kindle's battery has kicked the bucket. It'll now only hold a charge for a few hours. Sad! Back to real books I guess. Many such cases.
>>205722861He'd be 135 years old.
>>205720672Actual results today are better than potentially better results tomorrow. There's no certainty that you'll actually achieve a better looking girl in some future tomorrow. If you were able to get a better looking girl, then you would have by now.Additionally, looks fade rather quickly for 99% of women. Don't base all of your life choices for some temporarily better looking pussy. No matter how much better looking this potential future wife could be, her looks are going to fade. As she pops out some babies, she's going to stop dolling herself up for you anyways.You also have no idea how your kids are going to turn out. Genetics can be cruel or kind. I've seen ugly parents produce pretty daughters and attractive parents produce ugly daughters. It all depends on what features your kids get from what parent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY
>>205723127I've often worried about the battery life for ebooks/ereaders.
>>205723168literally 1984
I'm 5 chickens stacked on top of eachother and disguised as a man
Many people find Jeffery Spaide's death suspicious. He was found dead in his home to a self inflicted gun shot wound despite having no prior history of killing himself. This happening shortly after killing his suspiciously influential neighbors, the Goys. Coincidence? Or did the Goys organize their own murder suicide to silence their quiet and unassuming neighbor? I think we all know what happened
Everyday I let myself and, more importantly, /cum/, down
Its hump day brosHow are we celebrating?
>>205723908Sleeping in til noon, then going to get a haircutThis semester is fucking OVER
>>205723908It's disability day, baby!!
>>205724221The heck is that
By the prana invested in me by Kali I swear to Vishnu I will transition to Latinx to get American visa, for I am a man of India and I cannot tolerate discrimination based on my pinworms…..
>>205725317So are they like this in their own country and they just thinking everyone's tolerant of it here or something
>>205725618They’re very rapey in India, and think they can do whatever they want here in North America because whitey is too busy self-flagellating to notice
>>205719765>>205719766>>205719775>>>/r9k/>>>/b/>>>/trash/these threads aren't your personal blogs diaries
I feel like I have to pee but nothing comes out
>>205725730This nigga got prostate issues
>>205725730>>205725724
tard boy wants everybody to stop posting
>>205725957cry about it on another board
>>205726155no one likes you
>>205726189no u
>this thread that’s been up for SIX HOURS is TOO FAST
good morning
>>205726438take it to /b/ blogfag
>>205726628kys
>>205726438good mourning sir
Haven't jacked off since Thursday and I had a wet dream last night
>>205726923>>205725724
>>205727003yes it is
>>205727003>>205726651>>205726189
He's right
>>205727208>would gain 1A and 2A protection as U.S. citizens>U.S. is more black/brown than CanadaHard choices…
does anyone have that image of the meximutt crying in jesus's arms
Nevermind I was just severely dehydrated and ate some very spicy pezole
>>205727028>>205726258
TIGER
>be me>extremely low mood>can't stop thinking about blowing my own brains out>want to call the suicide hotline>remember that my phone doesn't get any service inside my house
hawk tuah spit on that thang
NEW>>205728053>>205728053>>205728053
>>205728062too early
>>205728199no I made it at 315 but peoples posts got deleted
>>205728212tooearly
What would you do if Barney Gumble came on your lips
I love when you get a pregnant taki
