snakeshite edition
well... here we are....
the 'w as it were
so here we are thenthe 'ritdem
Americans pronounce resource as like REE - source.Brits say it like rizOrse.
drank too much last night and now I've wasted my day off
reckon I'll do the amazon christmas shopping tomorrowplenty of time that
Up to 12k in my stocks and shares ISA now de lads
>>20573562140k no income tax because i work at sealive with mumberg no rent
Dogberg is a little rascal.
well this is it, the thread, isn't it
>Economically inactive people in the UK9.25 million>Job Vacanies in the UK831,000
just failed a question on a work DEI test for thinking that not seeing race was a neutral thing but apparently it's a micro aggression
not the teachers doing it for once>Head teacher struck off for school ski trip to Switzerland where one girl pupil slept with three boys, another had sex with a boy for £30... while others stole alcohol and wielded knives https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14205951/Head-teacher-banned-Swiss-ski-trip-sex-knives-booze.html
wondering what to scran for dinner
>>205735733
>>205735610
>>205735610He won though, keep seething
>>205735733They think not seeing race means not seeing their struggles
dumped at christmas lads it not right no fucking way is she not sat there miserable as fucking sin and lonely right now just come back ffs we can pick up right we left off
>>205735701good for you
The era of Star Wars after the Yuuzhan Vong War was called the Legacy era and it begins with Jacen Solo's return from the Unknown Regions and his turn to the dark side.
>>205735754
>>205735722Remember though, we still have a labour shortage and MUST import a gajillion more deliverpoo bicyclists
>>205735814send her loads of messages and just beg and cry. works every time. tasteful suicide threats as required
>>205735805against a bloke who looked like an ogre
>>205735722>>205735842Huh
>>205735842trick is to import 5m labourers to labour on homes for 1.5m potential labour voters
>>205735845yeah you got me, ill suck it
>>205735831korr
>>205735822Yeh that part was kino, loved the books x>>205735845Bit sad you got all this shite saved on your computer adam. Wonder what your mummy would say
Why does he do it? Legitimately, why does he do it? Every single day, every single hour - he's here. It's absurd. Is annoying people really that intoxicating that he's decided to dedicate his life to it? It makes no sense to me.
/^Brazil$/;boards:int;op:no
>>205735814ever shag her up the arse?
>>205735858been through all that mate now I’m blocked on everything
>>205735915Its his life innit
>>205735915mad how this could refer to like 4-5 different posters and still be accurate
Want to relive my life as one of those fake chavs that hangs around semi rural estates in places like Cheshire
>>205735703Interesting, what's your job? Trawler, oil rig, tanker etc?Sounds like a good setup. No food costs either i assume?
really want to do some ket... but my nose is on the verge of being damaged i can feel itwish i could inject it but i dont have any of the equipment
>>205735915oh? you complaining about that thing that's easily filterable again yeah?
how die self
>>205735814She's probably going on dates n that. Christmas markets are class for first dates.
>>205735928can't block you irl though can she
>>205735869
just fell asleep for an hour and a half
Broccoli hair middle class Timmies throwing lucozade bottles at passing cars while listening to KSI rap videos
>>205735991bumboy on a container ship
>>205736041based napmaxxer
If you removed all the blacks, pakis, eastern Europeans and Brits of Irish descent there would unironically be about 10 people in our prisons across the entire country
>>205735831A tin or two of these on a bowl of microwaved rice is good
>>205735915i don't see these posts you might be referring to..?
>>205736041going to feel groggy now
>>205735991oil and gas industry deck officer. live for free onboard. i should have studied to be an ETO instead, starting pay is higher and working conditions much better because it's just 8-5 instead of watches. >>205736063those are all filipinos now
>>205736071do you also heat the fishbergs?
I'm a NEET who only logs on to /brit/ when the toilmongs get back
YOU take your horny little ass and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey
>>205736049scrombobulating
I’m not going to do it, but it is tempting to give a call on a withheld number what if she’s sat there waiting for me to make contact?
>>205736071based office fish microwaver
>>205735871This is legitimately Labour's plan>AR: People are priced out of getting a home. I’m determined to change it.>TP: Are you content that more than five out of seven homes will go to immigrants?>AR: That’s not the truth. That’s not the reality. There’s plenty of housing in the UK.>TP: You can’t on one hand say, ‘let’s build 1.5m houses’ and then say ‘there’s plenty of housing already’.>AR: There is plenty of housing Trevor, but there’s not enough for the people who desperately need it
>>205736097How did you get into that?
Ask a Dutch person if they’re a gnome and watch them get all nervous and defensive
Would shag her
>>205736103No, it'll bubble and spatter and require me to clean the inside of the microwave or have it stink of fish
>>205736118I doubt AR could plan tomorrow morning's breakfast on her own
>>205736107i prefer /brit/ during the day (if heathermong etc aren't about)can have some really good threads. almost old /birit/ quality
Spainmong melty
>/birit/
1st Rorke Division
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ET1GOCykQ
>>205736178it's nice and calm 8-10am
anyone listen to the artist KILIMANJARO?he is p good... but he has a name that reminds me of that KSI song from years ago (which is cringe obv)>>205736198haha! whoops :P
got the russian zoomer propaganda on
>it's nice and calm 8-10am
>>205736124you do a 3 year cadetship under a sponsoring company to get the certificate which allows you to work as an officer. good companies will offer you a job afterwards others just sponsor you for tax benefits
>10-year-old boy dies after becoming trapped inside car while playing hide and seek, reports say
drunk
>>205736253bizarre
>>205736229yeah those times can be good. sometimes it's dead then though... heathermong can sometimes still be awake then as well
>>20573620569th Chode Battalion
Got 2 injuries for the semi final 2nd leg
>>205736260fuck off desperate to fit in yank
guffawing at this dogberg
>>205736260how'd he manage to die then? seems fishier than that lads microwave
>>205736112didn’t she block you on everything including good reads?
poo
rorke. spine. dreads.
why don't we just have less people in the countrywe'll start with all of the illegals then the unemployedthen the people who still vote for milquetoast parties like the tories, labour, or lib dems
totally fucked it for christmas presents lads. today was the last day for christmas shipping most places. going to have to physically go into town and get stuff at RRP. hate going into town because i'm a cringey social noob.
>>205736198scroteling
>>205736279>heathermongOh do you mean Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman" ?>>205736178>heathermongOh do you mean Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
>>205736304I DON'T DO THE FISH IN THE MICROWAVE ONLY THE RICE
Been reading books while also listening to the same audiobook, so I can absorb the information twice while putting less effort into reading. I told a few people this and they genuinely stared at me with such incredulity that I can tell I immediately lost all of their respect.
PERCULATE IT
Sir Yhe Binbler
>>205736344surely amazon can still deliver
>>205736326mental cats are intelligent enough to bury it but dogs (and indian people) don'todd behaviour
>>205736071based knower
>Tragedy as boy, 6, dies in his sleep after school sent him home with ‘just a bump’
>>205736388i think you'll find he was born here so he's britishanti-immigrant rorkes have no response to that
Got a legendary gimmick cooked up.
Just loading it up now, will be interesting to see how the lads perform without our key DM Reyes
taking off the doorknob at toil and dangling my ballbag through the hole so that the fit office birds touch it
>>205736388niggas be like how'd you know I'm rwandan
>>205736391yeah but it's all tat on there. could maybe get the nephew some tat off it but wanted to get the rest of the senpai clothes or shoes or something. had no idea what to get them though so probs best to go into town anyway really.
Sir Dyn Du
>>205736344just get some shite in b&m like i did
>>205736388Where's the big bushy Islamic beard that rorke was claiming he has?
>>205736376>>205736387>>205736388>>205736401>>205736409>>205736410>>205736441Uh oh spaki melty
schizo melty
winkle whacking
>>205736326nice how he has a little look and a good sniff before burying it
>>205736448artist drew it upside down
can anyone tell me why I keep getting job offers in Newcastle despite living in London?is Newcastle suddenly not a shithole or something?
can't find plain grey t-shirts anywhere
>>205736504Caterwauling
>>205736498I do that too before a flush
>>205736508saudi bought the football team so it's probably up and coming now
>>205736522alri catladmiaow an all that yeah
Sir Greggs Eater
>>205736498given that its literally right near his face yeah
>>205736517Bought a 3 pack today
https://soundcloud.com/kikifeel/kiki-feel-hard-techno-session-19https://soundcloud.com/kikifeel/kiki-feel-hard-techno-session-19https://soundcloud.com/kikifeel/kiki-feel-hard-techno-session-19
off to some nuts and bolts
>technoshan't
>>205736387sfu7gyff67eehekng
>Kiki Feel
>>205736291Revised lineup for Leipzig vs Erke
my lovely cat has been wanted to shag me since i gave him a mega stroke sesh yesterdayhe was purring so loudly
just get them fucking housed ffs
>>205736603odd gimmick heathermong
>>205736616wasnt worth posting the first time
>>205736604??????????? cunt what
ah yes zoomer "humour"
>>205736604
>>205736480Adam...
>redmen playing:)>EFL cup:(
>>205736633he is attracted to me it's obvious. i would never shag him but it's clear he wants it
big subway in town closed and is now a costa
>>205736666
get the sprouts steamed
Mount the world cup winner stars
>>205736669subway is expensive muck nownearly violently shit myself the last time i had one
>>205736669>subwayyour subway will never be this comfy
pakis built britain
>>205736604>>205736666
*peacefully shits myself smugly in a holier-than-thou manner*
>>205736416>>205736603>>205736650>>205736696>>>/sp/aki
gay porn built britain
get it made
rorke is dismantling my arguments
>>205736722and your willy will never have a foreskin
I'm racist
>>205736722methinks this lad lives in branford, connecticut
Sir ITV Drama
NEW>>205736774>>205736774>>205736774
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734544941017439.mp4
simply not on
>>205736782right on time
>adam was talking to himself with Belgium and Employed woman personas at 2am last night#Grim, pathetic, etc
Sir Paki Pizza
sir fish microwaver
sir gordon bennett
Sir Big Tasty
Sir "Sir X Yer" Poster
>>205736803it's a little on
>>205736855how clever and funny NOT
>>205736800remember watching this live as this was tweeted, crazy shit
sir GORDON'S ALIVE?!
sir roger daltrey
fancy putting a brick through someone's winda
Meltdown
>>205736776thats west simsbury. i live in tx>>205736771it did at one point. so youre wrong
Sir Agent Adolf Hitler FBI
Too sick to watch TV. Used to make fun of mum when she'd say this when I was off school sick but now I understand. Just want nothing more than to lie in bed and wait for it to be over
Sir Air Fryer
jamie redknapp mbe
>>205736933too sick to wank? know its super serious then
Sir Marcus Rashford
axel rudakubana mbe
>>205736935lad get a Ninja, not this povvo air fryer
foreskins are overrated, wouldn't miss mine if it was gone
>>205736920This used to be my local McDonald's until woke killed it
>>205736882>>205736800leftypol turning a blind-eye
my parents who are well off compared to most people in the area have cut me out of their life because of a conversation we had months ago, when we went out for a simple meal and a drink with my nan (whose birthday I'd just paid for). When I said it was nice to spend time with them and that we should go out more often, my mother just said no as they don't have money and don't want to have to pay for me (which i didn't need or ask them to). This pissed me off a bit because she made a simple positive thing into a negative thing about money and indicated she had little interest in even seeing me, when I'd literally just single-handedly saved her relationship with her daughter and grandchildren, so she fucking owed me big time anyway. I said that they should want to spend time with me and should be happy to do so and that I'm inevitably going to get something as an inheritance so they should just spend that money while I'm alive and spend time with me. My mum and nan decided to just start joking repeatedly about how i shouldn't even talk about an inheritance (I've literally never done so before) as it's their money and they can spend it all if they want to and do whatever they want with it when they die. I said they'd better not just waste it all for the sake of it if that's the case and my mum said she might and kept trying to wind me up. I half jokingly said to not expect a funeral and she looked mortified so I told her I was joking and she seemed to get over it and we ultimately all had a nice time and that was that. Apparently she then phoned my sister threatening to cut me out entirely and give away anything that I'd get to charities or whatever out of spite. But they didn't say a word to me and pretended they loved me when I called them every day. The reason they've used it as an excuse to cut me out now, is because they've also cut out my sister and their grandchildren because my sister wasn't giving them unlimited control over her children and being coparents
>>205736990that's a bridge innit?
holy based
An indecisive first half in Eastern Germany
going to do some ket...
>>205737029cunt looks boss eyed
what do they call retweets now on X
>>205737102reposts
>>205736951Yea. Worst part is wanking relieves sinus inflammation so it would actually be good for me if I could muster it (I can't)
>>205736990very nice
A moment of excellence from the young Leipzig man2-2 on agg
>>205737127damn that shit wack
>>205737134well enough to post tho ain’t u
>>205737179Spose. But I'm in bed still
I go gaga over cocks with abnormally large mushroom heads. They have a great mouth feel and you can feel the shape of the cock with your ass more vividly.Over the years I’ve had the opportunity to play with some unique cocks.I’ve had large head cocks.A cock with vitiligo.A cock that looked like a black guys, but it was on a blonde white dude.A cock with two urethras (two piss holes)A cock that good length but was very thin. Like a sharpie pen. It felt like getting jabbed by a long finger.Cocks that had prominent curves (upward curve, downward curve, curved left, curved right, even a cock that curved in an S shape.)Cocks that were thin at the base that bulged wide in the middle. (There was one that could function like a butt plug. It couldn’t easily pull out.)The most interesting cock I’ve gotten to play with was a dude that had a literal horse shaped cock. He wasn’t massive, it was 7 or 8 inches. A pretty good length, but his head was flat and flared just like a horse.
ARRO EVERYBORRY!
What do brits call it when you flatten the tip of your penis with a brick or textbook or something like that?
>>205736800What thread?
>>205737203why are their photos all so uncanny
>>205737222Flitwicking
NO BORDERSNO NATIONS
>>205737222Mentally ill
Two more substitutions going into extra time.
grangle grangle
need a poo and a bit of shut-eye
>>205737346Aaronson and Yeongseok
>>205736616messi if he dog
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh im a rhino
the grangler is a known pedophile
>>205737351based! based! based!
business idea: wind and brass instruments disguised as food (eg a kazoo in a sausage, or a harmonica that looks like a corn on the cob.
>>205737219>*smattering of uncomfortable pity laughs from the /brit/ studio audience*
ruby grangler
I’d smell Emma Watson’s farts.
TERRIBLE THING TO LIVE IN FEAR ISN'T IT?
Whew, Van dijk nearly scored one of these again, a mirror image.
>>205737432would you kiss me to do it?
just done some ket :)
>>205737477Are you Emma Watson’s ringpiece?
He's been really good so far considering he's near to retirement.Surprisingly won every aerial ball so far.
Drunk enough to look her up on social media
quelle surprise the gf had ANOTHER bad day at work
>>205737444which fifa is this?
>>205737444is this football manager? why is the graphics so bad?
Oт Caнтьягo дo знoйнoй пycтыни,Bдoль бecкpaйних мopcких бepeгoв,Жили cчacтливo люди пpocтыe,Paзopвaвшиe бpeмя oкoв.Ho ceгoдня мы cнoвa в нeвoлe,Пoтeмнeл нeбocвoд нaд cтpaнoй.Ha бopьбy зa cвoбoднyю дoлю -Пoднимaйcя, нapoд тpyдoвoй!Beнcepeмoc, клич cвoбoды,Haд cтpaнoю пpизывнo лeтит.Beнcepeмoc, вeнcepeмoc -Этo знaчит, чтo мы пoбeдим!
Wish when you make a report you could add an explanation as to why the post is worthy of a report. Like, some mong posting about his fucking fifa game as if anyone gives a fuck is as off-topic and low-quality as it gets, but I don't think the Janny realises this.
poo shite arse
yankcatyank is just a sad male christian male
Women like the IDEA of being with a "creative type male", the second it occurs to them your interest is a THING IN ITSELF, separate from them, and not ABOUT them or pleasing them, they'll start hating it to
I'M NOT GOING TO USE THE CASE I'M EXPECTED TO USE ANY MORE.
sat in the greenhouse listening to the rain. peak comfy
>>205737614utter woke nonsense
>>205737614you sound like a twat
>>205737643this mong thinks he's a tomato
on le booze again opps
>>205737673
>>205737648>>205737655no, youre wrong END OF
>something bad happens"life sucks">something good happens"hey, maybe theres hope yet! yeah, i knew life wasnt so bad"and then something bad always happens again. this is whats killing me. ive gotten so use to it i dont even feel anymore i just drag myself through it, and then theres the uncertainty.LET IT END
>shitty meth head wigger neighbor doing meth head wigger shit at 1am revving his engine, walking around frantically with a flashlight waking up my dog>call cops and put in noise complaint>cops do nothing, put on white noise and fall asleep>get woken up by fireworks Seriously going to enjoy my time in the Pacific Northwest in a few months lads, Asian neighbors just aren't like this.
love buying mixed frozen veg because I'm a lazy bastard but hate that they almost always include runner beans in the mixvile muck so they are, can't stand them
>>205737589>Kyiv's forces have been able to distinguish North Korean troops from Russian forces on the battlefield due to them moving in large groups, a Ukrainian drone commander toldThe Washington Post.>"The North Koreans are running across the fields, and there are so many of them. They don't understand what's happening," he said.>"I don't know if they don't understand what's going on or if the Russians are deliberately sending them like that. I can't say."
>>205737701
might fake my own death to get out of work tomorrow
What are your hot takes on Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy?
>>205737506message her that you miss the way her pussy tastes
>>205737725
>>205737735
>>205737725>Washington Post.CIA
>>205737764
I just find it absolutely bizarre someone commenting on the sex lives of creative men when God is watching all of us at the same time.
>>205737803
Heartbreak for last year's champions Erkelenz FC, as their winner of last year's final Brandt misses his penalty in sudden death, just after ter Stegen's own last gasp save got them level.
corrlegally consensually making love to a womans bumhole
What is with her constant phrasing of "so, of course..."? She does this more and more in her stories and videos. So, of course, I am having some tea. So, of course, I went for a walk. So, of course, I had to go to a bookstore. So, of course, I took a train. So, of course, I looked it up on the internet.I mean, this is getting so repetitive, like her constant "um's" her viewers would drown in. Apparently now everything is so, of course!
>>205737836poo comes out of there matewhat if you got some on your willy?
>>205735915loneliness innit
>>205737515Fifa 23 (2 years ago, also the last "Fifa" titled game)
>>205737821W-what do you mean by that goy?!We're just apes on a ball in the middle of nothing
2 days left before a week offthank God
>>205737868We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year!
>>205737789Cope!
>>205735845>>205736157I'd fuck him
>>205737725>>205737764>>205737803>>205737824>>205737825>>205737858Spaki on a mental one tonight
spamming/flooding
>>205737903Glow
>>205737751Scarecrow was the best villain
>>205737945
>>205737928i'll stop if it's upsetting you matey
he's backhttps://youtu.be/paIEHDQ3LDg?t=13
Tummyberg is hurting
spaffing/cumming
>>205737751shitused to think was greatsaw bits of dark knight on tv not long agoalot shitter than rememberedheath ledgers performance was atill incredible though
Spakis mind crumbling to dust
>>205737984are you menstruating?
>>205737980Fuck off Mark
just had a bloody lovely pie from the local butchers ladshad proper big lumps of chicken in it and a creamy leek saucedelicious it was. 30 mins in the air fryer and it's nice and crispy and piping hot in the middle, it lush
NEW PLEAZE
>>205737954oh no thanks, just a small tabbouleh salad for me
>Memphis mom shot dead and toddler fights for life after 'trucker chases them 4 miles and plows into their car'
>>205738022...yh
>>205738028It lushIt lovely
>>205738118>>205738118>>205738118
NEW>>205738104>>205738104>>205738104
>>205737928The bradleys, yes
