Tudor edition
>>205774081favourite tudor lads?
wither do they go?
1v1 noscopes on Rust
luv inglish girls me
Cos I'm in too deepAnd I'm trying to keepAll the blood in my headInstead of going under
always keep my word safely in my arse
>>205774135based brown lad in his iron maiden shirt
You've heard of Elf on the ShelfNow get ready for
>>205774112the biggun that made england prot
On all levels except physical, I am Jewish
downing this pint and wanking to insta slags
>>205774137It's 'of a normal man', thoughbeit
*enters thread wearing an enormous fake moustache*
>>205774162mr t on a piggy
never drink and wank mefind it a waste of both
>>205774162nog on a hog?
Wonder what my life would be like if I wasn't addicted to the internet and other time wasting activities.Would l be an amazing musician? A genius programmer? Or would I have just found some other way to completely waste my time? Much to think about it.
>>205774184Mikey we know that's you
gorging on a large doner and chips, with garlic elton fartfor drinks? glad you asked, vodka and coke. a massive fuckoff vodka
Does anyone else remember the internet being predominantly left-leaning prior to the 2014 gamergate anti-sjw explosion? Occupy wall street was big for a while, new atheism was nearly impossible to escape, everyone regularly shit on Fox news and the Westboro baptist church, as well as conservative pundits like Jack Thompson and Ken Ham, and most people seemed pretty satisfied with Obama for the most part. That all changed following gamergate and the anti feminism/sjw wave in the years following, tack on Trump's 2016 campaign and it was all downhill from there.I want to know what the fuck happened.
>>205774162I never heard of elf on shelf, I take it that it's some sort of elf on some kind of shelf?
british roses are cute and have angelic voiceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwdK_SP6BTc&ab_channel=NaturalHistoryMuseum
>>205774221smartphones
>>205774196kek
>Walking Dead>zombie show set in Georgia>make a spin off>set it in Texas
>>2057742212016 MONG!!!!!!!!11!!
>>205774212alri lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWlBfo5Oj0
>>205774265good evening to you
close the thread before the romanian schizo starts telling us why its unfair to history to write the word tudor
might stick the tom waits on
You're playing Pokemon EmeraldWhat team are you making?
>dog friendly publove when they advertise this so I know to avoid their smelly, dirty establishment
>>205774305I'M GOING OUT WEST WHERE THE WIND BLOWS TALL
>>205774329'sheed
>>205774329use that notice to avoid your mum desu
>>205774326i turn off my glacier colour game boy advance and put in a better game
>>205774329You can take your mum out for lunch there then
Why the fuck has manu tuilagi showed up on my suggested fb friends
>>205774342
>>205774326rayquaza Zigzagoonbunch of shit tier pokemon I never use
Bellatrix Lestrange evil crazy goth titties
>>205774424>Bellatrix Lestrangelove how she plays these insane filthy prole woman characters
This aussie is looking directly into my eyes through this youtube video. His green gaze is terrifying.
Roasting for the second time today
Driving through GeorgiaIsn’t America beautiful?
>>205774475chain-eating roasts?
>>205774476full of caucasians I heard
the lads
>anon... is it true you invented the poo barm gimmick?
>>205774135wasn't it "up above"
it would be quite good to have sex with a woman i reckonjust got a gut feeling about it
>>205774476love how that shitsmear state has a higher gdp than us
>>205774507proof that constant hatred makes you ugly and disfigured
>>205774162nigger on a pigger
>>205774493The 8p veg got me
>>205774520*smirks*haha yeah, that was me*she starts sucking my william*
>>205774000checked those trips
on the port
ate some peanuts earlier even though i was formerly allergic to them and now i have a tremendous pain in my stomach
>>205774637were you ever allergic to them?
>>205774329BasedDogs are vile
>>205774637sounds like a stupid thing to do
>>205774162buck on a boar
>>205774669'sheed
>>205774162HOG RIDER!
>>205774664yes i was formerly allergic to them as i explained in my original post
>>205774739were you ever allergic to them when you were young?
Should I get the pump action pen?>>205774558All of the middle parts are shit but places like Savannah and Athens are super fuckin nice
the missus
>>205774760yes i was formerly allergic to them as i explained in my original post
>The British Empire dindu nuffin>Friedmanite monetarist economics dindu nuffin>Bush and the Neocons dindu nuffin>Wall Street and the banks in 2008 dindu nuffin>Henry Kissinger dindu nuffin>Israel dindu nuffinThoughts?
>>205774718Nah Muslims are too
my get the gf a squishmallow for xmas
>>205774829
>>205774801have you ever eaten peanuts or nuts?
>>205774814>>The British Empire dindu nuffinTrue
any other wanks at work man in? been wanking in my office ever day for the past week. can’t be sustainable
American Diplomat Henry Poonigger
>>205774904yes i have eaten peanuts and nuts, that is how i found out i was allergic to them
>>205774801have you previously made any post about your allergy?
they'll be dancing in the streets of shamrock rovers tonight
>>205774949did you die?
>>205774949ok sorted then. nice one
>>205774814Awful historian
>>205774381reckon i could shag the they/them out of her
suicide is never funny but the idea that someone called hawk tuah might have done it after accidental crypto fraud gets close
>>205774960apart from the posts i have made today i have never alluded to my former allergy to nuts>>205774964no i did not die hence my posting today>>205774969good day to you
>>205775011she killed herself?
>>205775022>good day to youyeah thanks, you?
>>205775033no she has a peanut allergy
>>205775033ye feds at the door and she spat on the shot gun before putting it in her mouth
>>205774913had a coworker that would do coke in the bathroom every day guy had a serious problem was also obese. couldn't have been very healthy
>>205775061apart from my stomach pains i am having an okay day
>>205775099why are you having stomach pains
Got a Makita impact driver set for Christmas and a nice Madewell long black denim jacket for Christmas (so far) and I know because the wife spilled the beans heheLove me makita love me denim jackets
>you're telling me there's young fellas out there posting about my shite?
got a long black impact driver for yulemas
yum yum
>>205775223Name?
Any truth nukes going around?
its cold outside
>>205775298smoking is fun
>>205775252random hinge broad
wog on a hog lol
>>205775341Looks Greek
>>205775298the only reason zero carbon is being pushed and pursued is because we've run out of fossil fuels
>>205775369all women are greek to me haha !!(im not very successful with women)
I remember when they were called "truth bombs"
>>205775369definitely from somewhere in med with those eyebrows xbut the tits tho x
>>205775341unironically genuinely wish i could watch her suck a black cock
>>205774081>Twodoor
>>205775341imagine how desperate for cock you need to be to post literal veiled nudes on hinge lol
>>205775341>>205775431Why is a woman this pretty on dating appsEither fake or there’s seriously something fucked up about her
>>205775357kek
screeching
>>205775095i do adderall at work every day, not that weird (though i am not obese)
>>205775441black cocks are exclusively reserved for the western and northern europeans, not the swarthy meds
>>205775441fantastic post anon I hope you had a lot of fun posting this
back home for christmas so i have to share a bed with my sister again
>>205775431i used to look like this when i was a fertile young twink
Tudor Cinema Club
Sir Arctic Monkeys
>>205775431Bizarre face
mum bought me a seed drill again
Sir I'm A Wanker So I Always Say Pulp Was Better Than Both Blur And Oasis
free my lad
>>205775479you know you will damage your brain doing that? what do you do for work anyways
>>205775474everybody is on hinge now, it's just how it is
Sir Mao Tse-tung
>>205775562look at that securitydefinitely getting a cheeky epstein
>>205775493wasnt humor. i genuinely love watching hot women suck massive black cocks.>>205775481wrong. med women have big butts and nice lips which are perfect for sucking black cocks. i’d rather watch an italian suck a black cock than a swede
>>205775562>all that security>just because he shot one guy what the fuck kek
Sir Fing USA
Have you bought yours yet?
>>205775615would you mind being less american please?
>>205775558is this a fall out boy song title
>>205775540she looks a bit more normal in her other pics
too scared to try dating appsone day i'll end up talking to a girl irl and we'll fall in love haha
laddy at work who was on a PIP has just announced hes going on paternity leavegood grift thatmust have been planning it for months
>>205775565>damage your brainhow?
>>205775621He shot a rich person (they’re more important than we are because they have more money in their bank accounts)You can’t just let that slide, if you or I get murdered that’s just part and parcel but we can’t have people thinking it’s ok to kill rich people
>>205775544ever thought about drilling your seed into a womb son?
>>205775665I've heard that people who use adderall for years end up developing a dependence to it, and end up getting a "brain fried" feeling when they stop using it that is permanent.
>>205775651Nigga she is fishing for a husband
need to plan somewhere to go on holiday next april or may
>>205775651That is 100% not normal that is at the very least a 9
anyone want to come round?
>>205775726where you at?
>>205775714norrbotten is lovely that time of year
>>205775635They don't provide protection You have at best two minutes to enter it from warning and if your are not inside then your are guaranteed to be instantly vaporised
never had covidnever got vaccinated either yes I go outside, and yes I knew many people that got it
>>205775738fife
>>205775694I’m on SSRIs and you do get brain zap feelings for a week or two after taking them. Thought I didn’t need them so I tried weaning off but after 2 months of being off the withdrawals weren’t going away and I wanted to die every day so I had to get back on them and now I guess I’m stuck haha
>>205775714jamaica is my recommendationtropical country, british colonial past
>>205775760too far for me i'm afraid
>>205775615don't we all!?!?!?
allah
>>205775750looks beautifulis it accessible by train
>>205775694yeah but that goes away after about two weeks. ive used adderall for years and so long as i give myself breaks and hydrate im fine
>>205775621Because the police regard the life of a CEO as far more important than the life of a pleb
anyone in surrey wanna smoke some weed?
>>205775760Post skezzhouse
>>205775839naw
why
>>205775813Well it is hence he got shot
>>205775836here in surrey massachusetts? yea absolutely
>>205775798yea mate take the train up to kiruna its a mining town with lots of tourism
>>205775722>>205775700she can everything I have as long as I get to suck them tittiesI always love how well women can hide their big tits
>>205775878he hates the jerries?sounds like a true brit to melet them in rorke
Moo Deng.
>>205775907Looks incredibly conceited
>>205775907last picture I have of her btw, I just wrote "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" to the pic in >>205775341 so I'd guess our chances of matching are slim
some cunt's had all green triangles from the quality street already
shocking footage this footage will literally shock you
Saw this on /v/
>>205776020the wokes want to ban games like this
>>205776015dont like them ones anyway
>>205775836I will be in london in january might be down yea
quality street are fucking dreadful
IDIIDIIDI AMIN MOST AMAZIN MANDERE'S EVA BEENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBV7e0ksXg
Heroes > Celebrations > Roses >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quality Street
ktim
How do you reconcile this
Ofcom releases top 10 most complained about shows on British telly
>>205776097never heard of a patient rapist before
more like WOKE ROAD
>>205776109>/brit/>46,598 complaints
>>205776132insane drip
>>205776132white boys don't have aur-
>>205776132Sir Adolf Hitler
>>205776132>>205776129>>205776137>>205776043190s Christmas bonus arrived it appears
*casts a spell on you that restores your virginity*
state of rorke
i think i’m confident enough to call myself a philosopher going forward
>>205775688What are you a fucking commie?
>>205776132Europe's last hope
>>205776216he died
reckon girls football needs to be scrapped and redesigned as some sort of elite futsal tournament. focus on agility technical skill rather than raw strength and endurance because it just looks meager asking their little bones and muscles to run those distance for that length of time which means even when they do get the chance to dance with the ball they're too gassed. but football played on a basketball court.. there's opportunity to conjure up a unique identity for womens sport unique to their skills and without piggy backing off the mens marketing
old WOKE road more like
>>205776171Change the name to George Soros and Rorke's opinion will instantly flip
>>205776207
finna boke
>>205776247they should wear cute dresses like in tennis
>>205776247All women's sport needs scrappedSport is a way of expressing masculinity outside of violence
>>205776318the black yorkshireman speaks
>>205776132I spit on his grave (which is outside a remote village in the mountains of Argentina, where he died of old age)
>>205776247they should wear no clothes so i can pull my todger to them
>>205776169My powers have returned!That whore shall sleep soundly in hellWho hath robbed me years ago;Over the Styx shall I walk and see her flowAnd to all the dead my name she will tell*disappears in a cloud of ash and smoke*
I am become gay
>>205776383destroyer of bums
>>205776343kek
>>205776293Ireland's absolute obsession with Palestine is so fucking weird lol
75 hours of path of exile 2 done in the last weekthose kiwis are on to something
>>205776432how about taking a break out of that for one hour of clue getting
We should scan girl's body's and face and the AI should determine the age she appears to be. If she appears to be less than 18, she should be off limits for sex even if she is above 18, because that is basically promoting legal pedophilia. Too many young women can pass for younger than they are. You cannot tell me it is morally ok to fuck a 21 year old who looks like a 17 year old. You're just fulfilling your pedophilic fantasies in a legal way but you should still be locked up.
eating Heinz Blacked Beans
>>205776432how many books read, paintings painted, women shagged?
sucking a Henry Weston's vintage cider
>>205776453leave it on mumsnet next time mate
>>205776354at least it should be the wee pants and bra that runners wear
Genuinely believe that all property should belong to the state. Private property just gives people a means to exploit others.
genuinely might become based
sucking a fish
>>205776510no, they should be completely naked. bye.
Medieval Historian Breaks Down 'Kingdom of Heaven' Movie
Really makes you think
something pretty comfy and based about making a nice tea, getting the music on and sucking some booze down knowing full well the day is done and nobody's going to ask anything of you for a good few dayslove a long weekend in the winter me
>>205776513we do need to convert like a massive share of the homes out there to social rent. maybe like 30-40%
>>205776588not my problem
>>205776550i too am a coomer. often find myself watching women in public and imagining the shapes their boobs and fannies are contorted into while they're doing various everyday activities
>>205776588the french police are this based?sir foreign police besmercher has a lot to answer for
>>205776513Correct
>>205775284watched that episode the other day
>>205776588So why does he have no rights in the EU but will have rights here? Isn't the EU the lefty hippie lot? Or what about Turkey, a muslim majority nation that is also quite secular and welcoming? No, he just HAS to come to the UK. Fuck off back to durka durka land you stupid worthless picky little shite.
Social housing is a memeYou will never get it, councils want to give it to bames and single mothers, who’s sons will mug you for your phone as you walk to the station to begin your 2 hour commute home from work
6 sleeps til christmas!!! x
Truke
my knob doesn't work
this year marks the first that mumberg hasn't bought me some sort of advent calendar suppose I'm a grown up now (26, bald, live alone)
public housing should become more popular again with declining birth rates as people realise owning a home is useless unless you have kids to give it to. the only other use is selling t to pay for nursing home care. but that's zero net gain and similar to living under local authority rent which people will come to realise the absence of personal responsibility for the property is a significant advantage
>>205776777heartless bitch
A new Punky Ploptufty yearly planner got released this week and she just dumped it on the store with absolutely zero build-up, announcement or related content. She's reached new levels of lazy ineptitude.
>>205776513So where do you draw the line at private and personal property? If someone has a house (they need to live somewhere) and the location that house is in becomes more in vogue over a 20 year period, when the person is ready to move out, the demand for the house has steadily increased while they were living there, is not an ”asset” since it generated wealth then, rather than someone belonging, their home?Never got where communists draw the line
>>205776715Fashbrain
>>205776715that would be all women tho. so whats the point of the test
mad how all the frontmen of the bands i like are all on the spectrum
>>205776602Too late to "convert" anything. The state never should have sold them off. Only thing to do now is poor a massive amount on money into building new social housing. Will never happen. I live in a fucking maisonette of a house that used to be a council house. Now, it has been split into TWO private houses. Pretty sure the upstairs are privately renting at stupid prices. If the woman who had sold us this wasn't also against buy to let, we would never have got this place, and it'd be another moneymaker for some leech cunt landlord, but luckily the previous owner wanted someone to buy the home and actually live in it themselves. Perish the thought. Kill all landlords in minecraft. I love Mao Tsetung.>>205776664SOVL
>>205776777I'm 32 and this is the first year I've not had one
>>205776602why should people who can't be arsed to get a job and work hard get cheap/free housing
>>205776835Such as?
>>205776794>the absence of personal responsibility for the property is a significant advantagenot even a mega high earner and don't want to own my own place for this reason the repairs are endless and infuriating as of now I pay my landlord a fixed amount per month and if anything breaks or stops working then he pays to fix itliterally not my problem and that's how I like it
>>205776777ye well how many times did you visit her since you moved awaycrucial information im to call her a cunt
>>205776882xtctalking headsgodflesh
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!*runs upstairs and slams my door*
Absolutely shattered after all this travelling I’ve done today lads :/ don’t know if I can survive another 2 hours without eating lol
>>205776809don't talk about my mum like that, she's lovely she just didn't buy me an advent calendar this year which was probably a good call on her part because I'm not arsed anyway
bacon bonce
>>205776705Those bames will just be put up in private renting or a hotel at the expense of the government anyway mate. The council might as well own the building they are in. Wish they weren't here too but they are and at the moment the lack of social housing means we actually pay MORE for them.>>205776826It doesn't matter how "in vogue" it is if you take away the cancer of private property and instead focus on the use case of housing as a place for people to live. Those with the greatest need for the house would be assigned to it.
dress sexy at my funeral my good wife
Billboard names Ariana Grande the 6th greatest pop star of 2024.
>>205776929the state of youlonghoused
>>205776906Only heard of the first two lol wtf is godflesh
>>205775615>chloe surrealfantastic taste, a legit big tiddy hapa. wish I could find her full lez scene with syren de mer. at this point I might buy the thing, can't find it anywhere
>>205776981THICC
>>205776975I want my future wife to be straddling the coffin while inconsolable
>>205776883my parents earn close to 6 figures between them can afford any random issue that sprouts up but still can't respond in a timely way because of logistics. you need to be retired and have all the time to yourself before you can be truly house proud why people took on that responsibility when they could have handed it to non profit organisation with access to cheap in house staff and logistics chains is baffling
>>205776989shut up spaedo
NONCES
>>205776883Diegopost
>>205777015um?
>>205776883Shut up you spacker. Undercover fucking landlord. Things don't just break all the time. In all the time I've been renting, very few things have gone wrong. In ten years maybe a replaced boiler and fridge. And when you are with a landlord, he will stick you with the cheapest fucking shite imaginable. So if you are constantly facing repairs and replacements, that's why. If you own your own place you invest in it with decent appliances and decent workmanship, and then things don't break. If repairs were such a burden, being a landlord would not be so profitable, which is obviously is.
god damn I’m feeling Christmassy tonight dancing and singing around the house like a mad man
>>205777023it sounds nice on paper and perhaps it would have been nice when once upon a time all the materials to build and maintain your home could be grown in the garden or found on the common these days it's impossible and like you say it would be better if everyone lived in council houses but maggie saw to that because she hated unions and they pushed their luck tbqh
>>205777082on the port and brie me
>>205774913our 4th floor is basically abandonedlove going to the mong toilet there and absolutely belting one out on toilbergs dime
>>205777075blog on
>>205777082Are you simply having a good christmas time?
theyre mad for this
might load up a beamititik video and go to town on myself
>>205777109supply chains being fucked by economic crisis will put an end to it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly21w7qewvo Two and a half grand a month at the expense of the council to house a BAME family in a house full of sewage and maggots. Some greedy fucking landcunt lining his pockets with your council tax. But no, social housing is too expensive to build. Fuck off, just fuck right off.
>>205777149hes been "working out" for years and he still looks like a twighas he got some form of disorder?
>>205777160we should really kill immigrants
whats your dads favourite album?
>>205777183he will lose his popularity if he ever makes it, he probably knows this. Smart move from the lad to be eternally struggling like the average bloke
>>205777160>deh house is full o deh poo and de maggots - i dindu nuthin
so it’s the blocked status update and it’s not lush
renting out my 2nd flat for £800 but neighbours are getting £1000 for theirsmight have to up it in the new year
rorke, a poor renter: social housing is bad because it will reduce rents for poor people
>>205777140No response from the snivelling landleech. You have no answer. Renting costs more than owning a place and anyone with their head screwed on knows it. Tell me how hard it is being a landlord. Did your tennant need a new oven because that 200 quid one conked out after a year? Boohoo you fucking hemmorhoid.
>>205777205dunno something by julio iglesias, the eagles or elo
too many ailments at once, where do I start? #brokenbody
got 150k saved up for a deposit but dont want to buywaste of money inniti'll be out of this country in 5 years
>>205777244Mad how you haven't said a word about the poor lass you've been harassing recently.She ghost you?
>>205777311>>205777311>>205777311
>>205777222The landlord didn't do anything to fix the plumbing in his house which is why it is full of sewage. But hey, that 2,500 quid is a fixed rate! What a bargain!
>>205777269mate I live in a house share because it's all I can afford, I'm just not wasting my breath arguing with a spasticated worm like you besides which I like my landlord and I help look after the place in exchange for low rent, sorry your life is so shit
everyone was waiting for the new so posted it early
>>205777357>>205777357
fuck using that one
>>205774081No, I'm awake.
