blue archive(commiemong) edish
any trapped in inertia man in
My lovely Asian wife
any thriving in a successful environment of one's own making man in?
>>205777287In five years you'll have cut through that money with nothing to show for it because you didn't invest in the only sensible asset that exists- property.
>>205777363*considers posting but gives up*
OH I WISH THATEVERY DAY WAS CHRISTMAS
Sir Blue Archiver
2024 stats:>sex: 0>kiss: 0>dates: 0
pork fried rice with a chicken leg for tea
colleague saw chase bank "$9.99 to OF" notification pop up on my phone
>>205777409luv em x
>>205777364You live in a houseshare and you will never afford a home of your own because of greedy landleeches and yet you insist on sucking their cocks while they drain your wallet. LMAOing at your life, honestly. You are fucking pathetic.
Commiecuck going quiet when the worst landlords of New York list is brought out
all the glasses in the dishwasher smashed forFUCK'S SAKE
very sad when lasses troon out
can't even finish a medium sized pizzaI'll never stop being a twig
>>205777474Christmas won't be the fucking SAME THIS YEAR
nth for the gyaldem
>>205777462what about the best landlord list?
I can't believe Berwick Upon Tweed is still at war with Russia.
>besides which I like my landlord and I help look after the place in exchange for low rentproud of paying to increase his landlord's equity for himfucking screaming
if i have a baby with my brother's wife's sister would it be siblings to his kid
I've just realised that unless I get a girlfriend before I'm 2025 I'll never be able to get a mortgageFuck. I've never thought about it that way until now.
its been a long longlong time...how could i everhave lost you....
>>205777531ok Methuselah
>>205777531>2025alri elrond
>>205777494sure but this one must have looked like a right munter
>Irish gov criticises Israel mudering everyone>Jews hate everyone Irish now amazin
>>205777558>>205777565sent that elder vampire freak back to the coffin
>>205777509All Catholic
what happened to Mikey?
>>205777311I heckin love blue archive
>>205777619out on his collections to the local car dealers
Are there really people who still rent at 30
>>205777576quite fond of how she used to look
>>205777531>House before I'm 2025Bro working for one penny a day
>>205777619brain bleed from bare knuckle fighting
>>205777626know this feel
>>205777619recovering from chemohe posted here a few weeks ago
>>205777619Fell into a tar barrel while he was redoing tarmac on somebody's driveway without them knowing
rorke cannabilising himself>GB News bloodbath: Eamonn Holmes's co-host Isabel Webster 'is sacked for being "too woke"', Mark Dolan is axed for 'dwindling viewing figures' and Jacob Rees Mogg is target of cost-cuttinghttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14209099/Eamonn-Holmes-GB-News-Isabel-Webster-Mark-Dolan-axed.html
>>205777588someone should draw a cartoon like that for an israeli in retaliation .
>>205777715ofcom got to them
>>205777715>sabel Webster 'is sacked for being "too woke"'HUH? she is one of their memorable presenters, GB news shooting themselves in the foot here
>>205777531Assuming you meant 25, what do you mean? Why can't you get a mortgage if you are single beyond then?
Eamonn Holmes would be a prophet like figure if he had been in the near east at the correct time.
>>205777715that entire channel has been a disaster from day one
>>205777777
>>205777809Elon will buy them out
>>205777778what does ofcom hve to do with isabel getting the sack?
>>205777812hootinggreat kino
oh honey pie
I saw this cute black boy with pretty dyed dreadlocks and painted nails on tiktok the other day, he was wearing fishnets and skirt.... Fuckkkkk I wish I was born American, I want to fuck one of those cute emo niggers so badly.... I would have gone to college just for that bussy
Wish South East Asia just spoke a collective language so I could learn it and go move there. As it is, I can't decide on which one to learn. Zeroing in on either Thai or Vietnamese. But more obscure countries like Laos and Cambodia definitely have an appeal (whever it is they speak there). Then again, they are starting to poison foreigners so that's probably going to turn into a no-go zone.Hate being white in the Asian century.
Nigel Farage is a Crystal Palace fanI didn't even know that you knowAs is Jay from the Inbetweeners and Doc Brown.
>>205777794No money you twit
>>205777828wouldn't be surprised, that fella loves to throw away money
>>205777881malay would go pretty far
HALF CASTEEEEEEEEE
>>205777894get some? why does everyone in this shithole country have such a defeatist mindset no wonder we're stagnant
>>205777881Bald and Bankrupt in Cambodia a few weeks ago. Stunningly spotless for one of the poorest countries in Asia.Huge contrast to India which is ostensibly richer per capita on paper.
>>205777929SCUSE MESTANDING ON ONE LEG
>>205777894If you are a single man you can just live in a hut.
theyre squeakin rn
The UK can't really have a populist leader because simply it's the English Empire If Scotland had left the UK then populism could seriously exist in England but because it didn't then England is stuck with oligarchy until total Paki conquest
Alri lads
and you can shut your own front door
>>205777934I'm going to have only £40k saved upNot really enough >>205777959I can't find a hut but yes that's what I'd prefer so I can be a happy little chuddy
>>205777990need you out of business
>>205777966your wheelchair's wheels as you roll around your grotty little council flat
>>205777990clearly not a rat is it mate
its a fooking disgrace
>>205777881if you learn thai you can also be understood in laos. khmer and vietnamese are there own thing unfortunately.
durdle door
>>205777941Money is always an excuse with these people. It's all culture. Hindpoos don't have a concept of cleanliness and it is why India is a giant cesspit. They could become the richest country on Earth and it will still be a toilet.
>>205777881nonce
>>205777900yeah but it would be a good investment, he would have total control over rorke's favourite tv channel and use it as a propaganda channel
>>205777875He looked a little like this
tempted to get either fifa 25 or street fighter 6
>>205778090imagine the stench LOL
Might try tapping the zesty trans half caste furry nigger on grindr.
cant begin to fathom what normies find appealing about this young woman
>>205778090GIWIWH
>>205778159homer makeup gun marge
>>205778159shes attractive and she sings about being horny all the time
>>205778145Fifa 25 easy. Football games are for normal people with friends and girlfriends. Fighting games are for trannies and nonces.
>>205778159She's curvaceous
>>205778177hooting
>>205778019but I'm not a small business owner
>>205778159did she receive baton?
>>205778159Look at all that fucking worthless tat. I hate things.
>>205778090>>205778150>>205778168Wrong pic meant to post this one
>>205778191I used to love fifa but I reckon I'm autistic enough to get into fighting games, which I never really got into
>>205778240Your choice mate. I'd pick based on what my mates play, which generally would be fifa.
>>205778234I need cute emo blk boy bussy so badly.... I wish we had black femboys here
>>205778254I have no mates aha
got no mates mehavent got a gf eitherbeen the same since 2016 haha
>>205778266Street Fighter it is
seed drilling right now x
shaggers you please explain bumble vs tinder now thank
didnt realise port was 20% already a bottle in haha
>Spouses of UK party leaders but can you guess who each woman belongs to?
>>205778408wahey you at a party or something lad?
>>205778418no
>>205778418starmer - dunnoed davey - john swinney
afraid to announce ketlad has overdosed on ket and is dead
train from vienna to budapest is 12 quid and i pay 200 quid a day to go from bristol to londonthis coutnry si fa fuckign JOKE
>>205778350Use bumble only if you have a BWC, also use tinder only if you have a BWC. There is no chance your getting sex if you don't have a BWC
>>205778461cannot believe dogs have higher iqs than catsrefuse to believe it in factdogs are such retards
>>205778481No one is getting a train from budapest to viennause your brain
>>205778480Ego death or ?
>>205778486how do l announce l have a BWC?
>>205778480its very hard to overdose on ket
>>2057784783/4last one should be obvious go on
>>205778486well I do. that's fab!
>no mousey museum curator gfnot fairjust not fair
>>205778446haha... yeah.. a party
>>205778525Put a subtle pick showing your bulge on your profile, bring it up subtlety with women who swipe on you because of your bulge pick
>>205778535forgot farage existed has to be him then
>>205778510thick cunt
>>205778616Ah yes all the commuters who work in completely different countries, from Bulgaria at that
um hello based department
>>205778418Clockwise: Starmer, Farage, Swinney, DaveyThough that isn't Farage's wife, it's his gf, he's still technically married to that German woman IIRC
>>205778510Yes they doSame with Bratislava
>>205778584correct>>205778661correctnever said wifedon't put words in my mouth you fat bastard
>>205778646youve got no fucking idea how it all works do you no fucking idea mate
>>205778646>commuters who work in completely different countriesloads of people live in Bratislava and work in Vienna, Graz and Maribor have the same thing
the french revolution was one of the most evil things imaginable
loner virgin freak steaming toil time lads
>>205778714Angloid subhuman under proxy.
Love it when some freak smugly makes a claim and everyone slaps him down lolLike take that you fucking sissy freak!!!
>>205778714evil yet hilarious
>>205778723ktim tomorrow
>tfw no 1940s housewifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv47OToZq5I
just sucked down an m&s minestrone souplovely interlude for my port
>>205778702>SpousesBy definition, that's marriage
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soT458YY9IU
new lad in M&Ssmirked at me while i was buying my booze and microwave meal deal for onesomething funny mate?
>>205778791jewish kino
jesus christ i am fucking DEPRESSED AS FUCK
Brit moment
>>205778808>uploaded 10 minutes agofuck off charlie
Put food on for everyone but no one will be back, what a waste
>>205778819could smell the virgin on you I reckon
>>205778827Look at this webm
>>205777715>kicking literally all of the decent and half decent presenters so you can hire more Jews and AmericansWhat's GB about GB News? I'm genuinely curious.
>>205778868communism
>>205778808>I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOU LAURA, EVERYTHING>AM EVEN WEARING THE T-SHIRT YOU GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHATEVER IT WAS>YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME, I'M JUST USELESS TO YOU AREN'T IDon't know how anyone takes this prat seriously after that voice recording and Whatsapp leaks
>>205778875Thalidomide.
wish i had a gfi would love and care for her so much i would buy her whatever she wantedi would love her every day
>>205777715how is Isabel Webster woke, what
oh my DAYS
any other not going to the work do man in? Used to always be a function me but since I’ve settled down I’d rather be cosy indoors
thought id try whiskey tonight instead of cans to try and avoid the bloatedness1l bottle of whyte and mackay 18 quid at tesco and its not that bad actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOs6E-kCZ_g Youtube torments me by sending me videos of what would be my perfect gf.
>>205778875Post moar
>>205778827I got a crush on a coworker after years of successfully protecting myself against such feelings... it's not nice, at all.Apparently having a cute woman be nice to you is all it takes to make your walls crumble...
>>205777715>>205777793>>205778935She's literally joining Channel 4 in 2 weeks time. She was pushed after she had already jumped.
>>205778932this is how you get dumped. You need to smack them around a bit let them know who runs the show
>>205778951Enjoy being fired.
thinking about playing dave the diver instead of sending out job apps today
chrome just killed my 4chanx
already 3:30 pm and it feels like I just woke up and ate breakfast. crazy how that happens
>>205778836which ones the brit
>>205778956Pepsi dog!
>>205778952yeah nothing wrong with some of those cheaper whiskeys I find after the first glass any will go down nicely. easy to go too far with spirits though
>>205778985i would not "smack around" my gf because i love her very much!
just had a massive fight with the family, glasses thrown, 111 called, niece hiding in the bathroomterrible situation
bit sad how paul mccartnerys bird died innithe must of been proepr sad
>>205779047
>>205779052*injects you with haloperidol*
>>205779052she’ll be getting blacked in 10 years now. Stop traumatising children and ruining Britain for fuck sake.
>>205779052what caused it?
>>205779047God I hope this Godforsaken country tears itself apart already so we can take Alaska
>>205779087bizarre post
>>205779052no you didn't
got a bad case of czech neck
>>205779099phone was left right on the carpet infront of the kitchen gate, i stepped on accidentally and broke itall hell broke loose from there
>>205779052190
got a big case of czech ket
doing partial wee wees in my pantssoon to be wee wees in the bog
PRAY FOR ENZO OF /fr/ BRIT BROSDUDE GOT AIDS AFTER THE RIMJOB OF SWISS ANON
>>205779133Don't worry about it, it's just a phone
>>205779025vroooh
ah yesthe kitchen gate
A normal day in brit bong
>>205779052good lad
>>205779193are those hong kongers beating up a bouncer
>>205779218its russia you stupid freak
>>205779156wow shes got nice boobs!
FRANCE VS BRIT
brohttps://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1869542318577004544/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/2V-QppdHqVNf8rza.mp4?tag=12
Gravy's good tonight.
>>205779218look like khazaks heeming a caucus muslim
brit women
>>205779236but how?
So sleepy lads :/
purple smoke just started spewing out my bt home hub
cute :)
>>205779312stupid faggot cat
>>205779303cunts tried to charge me £40 if i couldnt find some dusty old fucking router i got rid of during COVIDwhen the fuck did they make this legal
>>205779312brit in your direction
have one friend, and he's a good friend who i am incredibly grateful for. But he doesn't like drinking or anything just want to go out for a fucking pint with someone who isn't my dad
>>205779347girlies shouldnt be fighting liek that :(
>>205779366Can I come?
>>205779312don't care for fish except in sushi
Stop letting black men shag out women ffs. Do something
>A family who spent their life savings on a holiday to Lapland were left "stressed and disappointed" after the husky ride, snowmobile trip and reindeer encounter they had travelled for were cancelled because of a lack of snow.
Auntberg told sisterville about our little romp. Sisterborough wants to come drinking with us tomorrow. What drink does this call for?
came home to wife
>>205779389genuinely yes mate where the fuck do you live
>>205779394Dtfic
>>205779366Just get pissed here at your desk using /brit/ like the rest of us lad
eric clapton was right
Just give me a ai gf brit bros
>>205779394you shagged your aunt and now you're going to shag your sister?
>>205779384
*arrives at /brit/ station*
>>205779404DONEDON
>>205779424been doing that for 7 years mate, starting to get a bit tiresome truth be told
>>205779441
>>205779430Or catch an earful, or have a seriously awkward night of drinking with a semi.
>>205779457Sorry to hear that fella :/
>>205779441is he ok
hiya mate yeah just wanted to see if the 23rd-27th sublet i saw on your ig stories is still available? i'd love to spend christmas dropping a full month's rent on your zone 3 new build, and save you paying for a catsitter while you go back to your parents, so works perfect for me
>>205779393>spent their life savings on a holidayAbsolute mongs, deserved everything that happened.
>>205779441we are train driver saar
need to breed
>>205779464He had to catch a train
>>205779441whats he doing there then
thoughts on sister fucking?
>>205779429>keeping your bra on during sexdo women really
Finally got to hear that sweet, sweet music again today :3 x
Bought a popcorn maker hahaNot bent is it?
>>205779538>t. never done the sex
>>205779441the fuck
>>205779561also trans liberation
>>205779536Why would you save this image to your computer? Creepy paedo freak :/
Would you like a sweetie?
>>205779544you can make popcorn in a pan you daft cunt
You now remember eva lovia
screaming>>205777615>>205777114
Umm...
>>205779606Um
>>205779572making me just like 40% of men aged 25-34I struggle to see your point
>>205779536how is it illegal when gayness is legal and orgies are legal and extremely heritable disability people having children is legal and disabled gay orgies are legal and extremely heritably disabled hiv positive mating orgies are legal.
>>205779536funny when it's accidental
>>205779536My aunt's more attractive, but I'm not turning it down if it comes up.
>>205779611This one turns into a bowl when you're ready to eat it
>>205779613seen her swallow wee wees
>>205779658>I'm not turning it down if it comes up.sister or aunt?also pics of aunt
i fucking miss having sex with the ex GOD i FUCKING MISS ITaaaaAAAAA i miss having SEX LADS !!!!!i will never have sex again !!!!took it for bloody granted at the time now look at me :@
>>205778980fair
Need her to do my bollocks in
>>205779536my sister is fat and ugly. Probably based if she's cute
sucing a sex willy
>>205779637>mfw my 35th birthdayO_O
>>205779561>communism, except when it comes to sexual relationships though, then it's extreme capitalism.the mind of a modern communist
everytime I played fifa with the lads it always devolved into sucking and fucking
>>205779606erm :/
gooning
Here's why the UK is FINISHED
>>205779133how the heck does that lead to 111 being called?
A driver who was filmed inhaling laughing gas behind the wheel before a high-speed crash has been jailed for killing three teenage friends.Thomas Johnson was travelling at speeds of up to 100mph before his car hit a tree in the village of Marcham, Oxfordshire, killing passengers Ethan Goddard, Daniel Hancock, both 18, and Elliot Pullen, 17.
>>205779722this is ai
gay porn gooning
fuck me Britain is grimThis girl and her husband are both engineers and look at their fucking house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-HDEZafXRY
>>205779683Aunt might be an ongoing thing at this pointAlso no. She's like a fat Yasmine Bleeth - who apparently got fat; good for her.
how are extremely mentally disabled scat domination dwarf anal prolapse sexually transmitted disease positive orgy competition breeding carnivals legal before incest.
last day at work tomorrow
>Tesla stock just might be in the midst of its third "monster move" upward. One thing needs to happen to keep the shares rising, though.
>>205779536The incest fantasy is way more common among women than men, specifically older brother-younger sisteralthough they imagine it in a more romantic kind of way as opposed to a purely sexual way like in chinese cartoonst. knower
>>205779819Po's law: the 1 bedroom apartment will be filled with 4 persons
>>205779817too gay for my liking, the bloke needs to be in a dress or something for me
>>205779398wanked to MCs boss earlier today
>>205779843The grind is real. Now go wash your socks i bet they smell like b.o.
drunkenly crawling into bed might wank there might not
>>205779790ZOOM ZOOM
New: >>205777357New: >>205777357New: >>205777357New: >>205777357New: >>205777357
>>205779852are you a grill
>>205779659what on earth
>>205779441F
>>205779843why are thye joined at the torwe
get it made, i have a post to make that i expect at least a you on
where is thissomewhere souf innitprobs catford
dont liek that fat lass in goat girlliek the other ttwo tho
>>205779588no
Can we settle down with the landlord hate a bit
