pastel sky edition >>205790748previous
first for sexo con cum
I see ghostd
They hate us cuz they ain't us
growing sleepy
>>205792186 no
>broke out some top tier bait and then posted it after the newit's over
>>205792223go eep then i have to drop a friend off at the airport in 8 hours you don't see me complaining (help me)
https://youtu.be/hgWDcrocmSo
>>205792197Nope. In all other mammals, the tits don't grow until pregnancy. They grow in human women with puberty. We selected for women who grow tits early, because we like them. It goes way beyond kids.
I'm that leaf
Gonna get some water
https://youtu.be/quAQqXX-7m0?si=2sP4RDcZxk4J0_zn
>>205792242butt simulacrum for bipedalism
leafs are the best posters on 4chan. no other flags can cause this much seethe
>>205792233Based, I have to drop myself off at the airport in 9 hours.I won't be sleeping, I can never sleep before a flight
>>205792258I've read that before, but I'm not convinced.
canadians will post stuff like "hey guys just masturbated to (the nastiest thing imaginable) just letting you know"
>>205792224Florida is undeniably a dump. It's humid, and filled with gross old people
>>205792258forgot the picture
we take those
>>205792265i just took my sleeping medicine so i've got 30 mins i hate hate hate the airport
>>205792284USA USA USA
>>205792290I love airports. I associate them with the start of big adventures
>>205792280And yet it's not full of wokies and commies, so it's automatically better.
>>205792284When did Western Sahara sink into the sea?
>>205792307California is better because it's more fun and the people are more attractive and there is better food and its just basically better in every way
>>205792304i associate them with anxiety and people everywhere and scary security guys and feeling trapped but i still have to use them so its whatever
>>205792242>>205792258I want my mommy milk It's not that deep
Chill
>>205792317Western Sarah? This country doesn't exist. Perhaps you are a victim of the Mandela Effect
I want to know whether Polisario Front prefers boobs or butts
goodnight
the weather in Cali is pretty shit, ngl
https://youtu.be/mU8IqUb_dWs
>>205792350good night
>>205792354It was 75 and sunny out today
>>205792322But we like them before they're functional, and we generally don't get to feed off of them. It's far closer to a caveman entertainment system, than a feeding station for us.Otherwise girls would be equally enamoured with them, and they're only mildly enamoured with them compared to us.
who will establish the rightly guided California Caliphate THOUGH
>>205792368exactly. its december(52 and sunny here tho)
>>205792372Some guy named Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad
>>205792370Shut up and post more tits mr intellectual
daddy chill
This is a time, as Herman Hesse puts it, “when a whole generation is caught . . . between two ages, two modes of life, with the consequence that it loses all power to understand itself and has no standards, no security, no simple acquiescence.
https://youtu.be/tpKCqp9CALQ?si=JftBuTGm_nxS99uMWHERE ARE THE CLUBS THAT PLAY THIS MUSIC?ALL OF THE CLUBS NOWADAYS PLAY TAYLOR SWIFT AND RAP GARBAGE
>>205792404we have chemical brothers at homehttps://youtu.be/RaiRdSlwsks
dumb peanutposter
if i had 1 wish i would wish for some ghost pepper wings from popeyes
>>205792424popeyes has ghost pepper wings?
>>205792424I'd wish for a big booty Asian girl to sit on my face
>>205792424i would wish for a billion dollars
most of the clubs in my area are empty after the flood of creepy jeets scared all the white women to stay home, and then the white men and jeets stopped showing up when there were no womenon the road to white sharia i guess. thank you, lowest common denominator
>>205792421thats my schtick
>>205792431yes and its delicious
do you guys shave your body hair?only my pits and chest because it smells horrible when I sweat at the gym
>>205792415This is terrible Society is collapsing
>>205792455no, i'm hairy like a gorilla, so it'd look retarded if i fucked with it in any particular area
>>205792460cum hole a is brat though
You may run north jersey but you don't run your uncle junior, how many hours did I spend playing catch with you
im the most hairy person alive
>>205792455>eobviously not im not a woman
>>205792491I think Jesus Aceves has you beat
>>205792491get real
>>205792502Jesus
>>205792455I shaved my pubes once, but I'm so hairy, that I had to shave my legs, butt, chest, pits, and arms. It ended up taking the entire afternoon and 3 Mach-3 razor blades. I tried Nair once it started growing back, and even that took way too long, because you don't want to give yourself chemical burn, so you can only do one body part at a time.Waxing would be worse, and laser would be too expensive. I'm just way too hairy for hair removal.
>>205792502>>205792503i have hair in all parts of my body
>>205792502do you reckon the shaft of his cock is as hairy as his face? could cause some functionality issues
I wonder how many months of training only legs at the gymif they would get noticeably bigger
>>205792522what are you some kinda gay why would you do that
there aren't enough mexican contributions in this thread, so i've decided to highlight one from the catalog >>205789231
my back is very hairy
>>205792545if you're a novice, you can get pretty quick gains at first. it just gets progressively more difficult to make additional gains once you're already bigyou do need to take proper care of your diet, sleep, etc for your body to be able to repair muscle though
momberg says i have very pretty hands
>>205792560>loveless with Touched excluded Fake shoegaze fan made this copy pastahttps://youtu.be/YvsEFuUmOdM?si=Cnh1bOI5Zojf9CKy
>>205792575only thing I really drink for protein is whole milk
>>205792455yes
evens i brush my teeth odds i let them rot
>>205792556I was 18, and someone told me that I needed to have shaved pubes because girls don't want to go down on a guy with pubes. It looked super stupid to have shaved pubes, but then hair everywhere around it.I didn't think it was going to take all afternoon and waste so many razor blades. After the Nair attempt, I just said fuck it.My success rate with women is only once every few years, so there's no reason to maintain that for nothing.
September 10, 2001. The last good day. I remember it like it was yesterday.
>>205792600even dubs you have to take really good care of them
>>205792560Gem from that thread
>>205792614true that sister
i shave my pubes every so often for really no reason since no woman will ever touch my penis
>>205792533He probably keeps a long thin tube with him at all times so his piss doesn't get caught in the hair
>>205792614How is zero even retard
>>205792614Zero isn't odd or even It's zero
>>205792631https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zeroHow isn't it even?
>feel like playing something>play for 5 minutes>get bored>browse 4chan for an hour>feel like playing something rinse and repeat
>>205792631pajeet.....
>>205792631anon....
>>205792642pablo....
https://youtu.be/gY8iy8S0S4w?si=-7amIUjtb9Z7m6I_This is the cheesiest shit ever and I love it
>>205792652you have depression
good night
>>205792707bad night fuck you
>>205792707is this real
>>205792707see ya
https://youtu.be/NPEYUCMffFk
>>205792707gn
>>205792749this is so me
Does the hawk tuah girl have fetal alcohol syndrome?
I'm free because I'm me
>>205792778She has a need for a good lawyer, after she rug pulled crypto.
I'm me, and you're thee
>>205792784Good but that isnt what I asked
just waiting for 9pm tomorrow
why
>>205792808What happens then
>>205792808>tomorrowtoday*
>>205792823What are you up to
>>205792813>>205792830got a package coming ive been waiting for it since november
>>205792839Come get this package *grabs my balls*
>>205792839Oh
gooned to Aika again award
>>205792848*grabs your balls and rips them off*heh nothing personal
>>205792855Is that an anime girl?
>>205792864
i've fallen into the vtuber hole
>>205792854i will be posting the contents of the package here if you even care (i doubt it)
>>205792881What'd you order
https://youtu.be/dwn7xRsyb4Y?si=yn4ZVQvnH36wcQIT
>>205792889its a secret
>>205776829wtf bros, even /asean/ had a meetup
>>205792874Do mean you watch the actively, or are they second screened while you're gaming/whatever?Because if you're actively watching, then neck yourself. If you're second screening them then it's whatever, since it's no different than any other podcast(considering 99% of podcasts are retards wasting bandwidth).
>>205792874What % of viewers are gooning at any given moment, do you think
>>205792902we need to have a cum meet up
The cemetery is my home, I want to be apart of it, invisible even to the night
>>205792907I just watch YouTube clips of them now. Some of these girls are not okay lol>>205792911A good 10% I reckon>>205792902We need one too.
>>205792874you are down bad
>>205792920>>205792941we should go to a bar so we can get /druk/ and so you n*ggers cant do something shifty
Kino
cum is a low trust general
>>205792941>Some of these girls are not okay lolThey're hiding themselves from the internet, while still seeking all the attention. I'd be shocked if there was any more than just a small handful that are normal girls.Some of them don't have terrible opinions, but 99% of the time, I already knew everything they said and didn't have to deal with them reacting to their chats and tts/donations. They either do react content, which I prefer watching the original video, if I'm watching anything. Or they're poorly playing some flavour of the week game or meme game.
>>205792956i dont drink
https://youtu.be/fqdCcWvHL5wJust got back from driving around the city blasting this at full volume
>>205793002Why would we be high trust? It's 3+ countries with hundreds of different communities interacting with each other. That's recipe for low trust.Mono-cultures produce the best societies.
>>205793041
brushed my teeth award
Kristen welker, the lady who interviewed drumpf, is extremely beautiful. Legitimately a queen. Would marry
>>205793091
>>205793133Simping is getting out of control.
MY HEART IS LIKE AN OPEN HIGHWAYLIKE FRANKIE SAID, "I DID IT MY WAY"I JUST WANT TO LIVE WHILE I'M ALIVE
>>205793150Nothing in my post is simping
we should come up with a system to identify other /cum/mers in public, something like /fit/'s system
i forgot i had icecream now its too late to eat it
>>205793156The entire thing.
>>205793198Desiring to marry beautiful women isn't simping
We like Bon Jovi
>>205793155its reagan, not frankie, you dope
>>205793189we should all wear the cum hat
>>205793189What's /fit/'s system?
>>205793207Worshipping a media whore who's never interacted with you, is most certainly simping.
>>205793189>walk up to suspected /cum/mer>Bitch niggas
>>205793213Frank Sinatra dopey
>>205793223Good thing I'm not doing that, drama queen
>>205793234>when simping can't even tell that they're simpingGrim.
>>205793218a pierced right ear
>>205793244I want her to sit on my face to help her relax after a stressful day
i declare that it's officially over. i'm done for
the peasants yearn for the fields
>>205793257i declare that you are so back
>>205793247Hahahaha
>>205793280no coming back all i can do now is retard the collapse
>>205793218>>>/fit/39679537
>>205793253Based face sitting enjoyer
>>205793292you are retard rising
>>205793292>RetardWe don't say that word anymore, gramps.
I love mutton pulao. Something about it is just so satisfying. it's like a comfort food
>>205793328in this general we say retard and gay but not the N word and we say trans rights
youre a mulatto
nigga you are brazilian
>>205793360do not give him attention
>>205793368I like him, he's like a cute little caveman buddy
>>205793379non cummers dont belong here
N
>fixed my sleep cycle>waking up in the morning>going to sleep before midnight>feelsgoodman.jpg>snows like crazy>need to shovel it before I go to sleep>can't drive my car through all the snow in the morning>shovel snow for 3 hours>go to sleep after 3am>start waking up as late as possible to not be late for work>days off result in sleeping until mid-afternoonFuck, I'm going to just stay awake. I haven't even been awake for 12 hours yet. I'm going to have so much covfefe shits though.
An adult moose is huge
*slaps you*
I
Fuck Racism
>>205793414 LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY FACKIN CAR
connections was too hard today, but i'll get it next time
me second from the left
the truth comes out
>>205793618Same but irl.
>>205793667what does it even mean to be autistic
>>205793666The true ending
I am nostalgic for a time when I was miserable in a different way than I am now.
I have a Costco apple pie
oh man... i've cooked myself. can barely think.
>>205793722The medical condition or the excuse?The medical condition is a genetic defect, that causes them to be unable to read normal social cues, take everything literally, hyperfixate, lack emotional regulation, taste and texture issues, and a bunch of other things. The excuse is just people saying they are, to try to not be accountable for being an asshole to others.
G
WHAT
How do we feel about this
>>205793924Embarrassing
debating in my mind if i should coom or not
>>205793924What did he do to get debanked? Him begging is a joke though.
Just finished watching rent a girlfriend
>>205793924Cringe beyond belief
>>205794017Did you like it. I liked the girl with the bow tie.
Mami chan is my gf
It was alright
i need to get my life together
20 minutes into trying to turn around 180 degrees in bed.
>>205794155Go the hospital dipshit
>>205794155What did the warriors of Chryse mean by this?
I don't wash my hands after pooping
I'm wearing the same underwear as yesterday
>>205794278I lick my hands clean after pooing
I wear adult diapers, and I don't change them for days at a time.
>>205793924who's even in his audience/fanbase anymore? didn't he alienate himself from maga and /pol/tards, who's left to grift?
>>205794354Everyone on his website?
Dog feces is my breakfast
This bus is scary man
My bread and butter? Buttcheeks and Poopoo
>>205794431You're on a bus at this hour? Stay safe
I'm Viscount Raoul de Chagny, you are the phantom of the opera
>>205794675You're the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
>>205794744got his ass
It's 2 in the morning and I'm watching Jurassic Park
drinking covfefe and smoking cigaretteswhen i'm done i gotta study family law for 4 hours
>>205794869/cum/mers are going to be lawyers? DAYAM!
throwback to that time in college when I had a small mole on my chin then I picked at it, eventually it started to puss up and I left it until it got really big. It hardened up real good and then I extracted it. The nodule was huge man about the size of a coin, somehow there was no blood and the area puffed up to fill in the hole. My skin completely healed as if nothing happened and my mole was gone. I remember being amazed that huge nodule came out my face and dissecting it to see what its made of
>>205794940Thanks for sharing
I think a lot about meteors. The purity of them. BOOM, the end, start again. The world made clean for the new man to rebuild.
>>205794964If we ever undergo an apocalyptic event, it's over. There aren't enough surface fossil fuels for another industrial revolution.
>>205795013I don't think we'd be done, we'd just have to rely on nuclear and dams, which means massive deaths.
imagine an american twink cuddling with a canadian twink hahacuddling together like cats or something to stay warm
>>205795065This post probably polled very well with the /cum/ fujo audience but everyone else won’t like it.
>>205795013>There aren't enough surface fossil fuels for another industrial revolution.Sounds good to me. Take me back to comfy times!
>>205795013Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on.
in my mind canadian twinks smell like pancakes and waffles because of the syrup smell but in reality canadian twinks just smell like cheap body spray and french fry grease
>>205795314GAY ass muthafucker
>>205795103You will miss washing machines
>>205795698I can just wash stuff in a river
>>205795782you will miss drying machines
>>205795782I'm not saying you won't be able to wash clothes, I'm saying it will take 10x longer. There's a reason Amish people deem washing machines an acceptable technology to use
if we get blown back to the stone age, i'm not sure people will even bother washing their clothes
>>205795836the wind>>205795850those LARPERS failed
primitive man had a more pleasant body odor because of a healthier diet, as well as a more robust skin microbiome
>>205795850NTA. When my grandma was still alive, she had the old fashion foot powered washing machine in her basement. Just because you don't know of any steps between washing in a river and electric motor powered washing machines, doesn't mean that they didn't exist.It might not have been a fun time, but it'd still be way faster than washing in a river.>picrelThat's what a new version of it looks like, but it's not functionally any different.
>>205795955Thank you for educating me
>>205795955built industrially
is the US worth visiting? I doubt its as bad as most people in europe think it is, right? Although im croatian i was always fascinated with the us and its history and consider it a beautiful country. Black friend of mine stopped having contact with me and told me he would never go to a southern state (asked some friends if they ever wanted to visit miami) because theyd lock him up for life for being black and smoking weed or some shit like that. Are europeans exaggerating? do you think miami is worth visiting and are the people there friendly? Cant be as bad as they say it this
>>205795980>the drones were built by Nazis hiding in the hollow earth I knew it!
>>205795974Miami is the capital of Latin America.
>>205795974Yes its worth visiting lol, you could spend a lifetime driving around looking at all there is to see.
>>205796013so lots of mexicans? only know a few but theyre probably the most chill people i know
everywhere in the world outside of my house sucksi am the last bastion of civilization and comfort
>>205795918Primitive man was malnourished.>>205795968Sure, but the mechanics of step on pedal, causing a bin full of holes to spin, doesn't require a crazy amount of mechanical parts. The engineers and machinists that currently exist, would be able to make a cruder version still. Even without factory machines.
>>205796041Mostly Cubans and PRs.
>>205796024ok good. it just kinda pissed me off when the same people who talk shit about other european countries simply because they had a conflict like 200 years ago try to lecture me about the us and its citizens and how everyone there is stupid and is only interested in killing and fucking
need to fart but too afraid
>>205796085We have more crazies than the average country, but you'll still be safe as long as you stay out of the ghetto areas. Most of us are nice. That said, there are way more interesting places in Florida than Miami.St. Augustine, The Keys, The Everglades, Cocoa Beach, even Disney World, are all more fun in my opinion. Miami is just for partying.
>>205796089Do it over the toilet, bubby
>>205796197but what if i shit? i don't feel like wiping right now
>>205796174i guess miami is also good if you enjoy beaches? I think i just want to see it because i always saw it in the movies and etc. and want to see how its like in my own eyes. Its the same with NY and Las Vegas, just to know what its like. Kind of how some americans seem obsessed with going to paris
>>205796274Sure it's worth a stop if you're there. Miami Beach is the famous area. Go during late March or early April if you want to catch all the college kids on spring break.
feet
>>205796274vlog it
>>205796321It's top early for this
>>205796337what do you mean anon, too early for what?
>>205796370Horny-posting
>>205796396It just pictures of Yuffie though
need to shit actually
post more sexy sluts, i'm still not convinced i should jerk off
>>205796521You really shouldnt jerk off
>>205796521
>>205796613>japanese pussy blur on her nudesThere goes my boner.
>>205796720they're on twitter, everything visible
had tamales for the first time, and i was just chawing on this invincible-feeling husk. finally, i asked, "are you supposed to be able to eat these?" she laughed, and said no, you just unwrap it. very glad i didn't try to chew and swallow that hahahaha
>>205796796>transNever mind. I'm not gay.
this is an inorganic generalyou have nithing in commonyou just wanted your own little chat like all the autist euros out there
>>205796613>>205796720>>205796838Source?>>205796840>rainbow leaf flag
>>205796861>Source?@NanoCassiopeia
>>205796840Should I move to /brit/
>>205796840we are never rude to euros in here, unless they are rude first
>>205796840>leafs>burgers>nothing in commonAre you retarded?>burgers>spics>nothing in commonAre you retarded?
>>205796840This general is 9 years old
>>205796840you are an inorganic country that will be annexed by romania
>>205796840we wanted our own chat without having to deal with third-worlders and pissbaby eurangutans, yes
poopybutt indians
Mookie Betts
>>205797459sounds like a star wars guy
saw a meme about strong men creating good timesthought it was a bit gay
>>205797828It's very reductionist, by over-simplifying all of the events of history, and ignoring events that conflict with it. There's still a grain of truth to it though.
sleep through the bad times until it loops back around to the good times
yeah i bet hard men give you a good timegrain of truth to that eh
ian jomha
>>205798098taking your wife's last name is next level pathetic, what happened to him to make him this way
I want to do something very cool in front of a black person so they can say to me, "OK anon, I see you!"
>>205798186i took hers because my last name is very common, and to honor her father, who was an extremely great guy.
>>205798186anissa was his first and she basically jew'd him into being his provider and letting her fuck other menhes afraid of pissing her off so he let himself be whipped
wtf the bald eagle is only now becoming the national bird
thought that yugioh was chinese this whole time, turns out he's egyptian
>>205798876both are Black culture
>>205798876Did Chinese have Egyptian pyramids and symbols?
>>205798923they had pyramids
>>205798981With Egyptian symbols?
>>205799034>>205799034>>205799034>>205799034
