susanna edish
two cats staring at each other in the middle of the street like a spaghetti western stand-off
might make some wassail for christmas
oh susanna, don't you cry for mecause i come from alabama, with a banjo on my knee
cutting my da's hair
It’s only really British Islanders that are abhorred by slavery. The rest of mankind is the norm we are the exception. There are people alive today that were around when even Germany tried to enslave all of Eastern Europe.
Darts .
giga-paedo vibes emenatin from that post
>>205799015thought that was two chicken breasts on a counter top from the thumbnail
abhorred by your ugly face
Coveting my neighbours ass
Okay but is Tommy Fury back with Molly Mae or not? Asking the important questions here
>i'm a little cumslut short and loud>bend me over and i will shouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttzijna8mgQ
>>205799044
gonna have to mute sisterburg and auntstadtwhy are women like this?
Hate seeing people from my old secondary school do well
Spengler says Romans and Greeks never could have done the exploration or leaps in technology that Germanics/Faustians did because their world feeling was more about the here and now and perfecting what was local, they did not see a need in diving into the unknown but preferred to encapsulate and perfect what was already known. They looked inward. Meanwhile our world feeling is expansion into an infinite horizon, the relentless pursuit of knowledge and experience and exploring the unknown. We look outward.
>>205799096Seen this one before She will be dead before 30
>no replieslmao
>>205799070me every time i see a mirror
making blood flow to my benis by browsing huge anime tits
>>205799146sound like a load of bloody rubbish m8
>>205799146>GreeksWhat a fucking retard
>>205799036>tried to enslave all of Eastern Europe.It was indentured servitude of people deemed political prisoners (a norm of warfare up until that point). They weren't going around on slave raids and capturing random villagers or something.
pulling blood flow from his benis with a carefully inserted shunt
schoolgirls
>>205799036>posted from a phone assembled in China, using rare elements found in the DRC, while wearing clothes thrown together in Bangladesh, and eating chocolate grown in Cameroon.
>>205799015her breath must absolutely reek
>>205799260?
>>205798005>>205798090>>205798254Mental how many absolute loons are floating about.
>>205799239Generalplan Ost was what they wanted to do if they won. It included reducing peoples like Poles, Russians and Ukrainians to little more than feudal serfs, kicking them off their land to make way for German settlers before their eventual extermination
>>205799268absolutely got him
eradicate racism by racemixing
>>205799282please don't encourage our resident paedophiles. please, for the love of god, don't encourage them.
Shouting "SHUT UP" and "FUCK OFF" sporadically throughout the day to keep the neighbours on their toes.
>>205799268all of those people are being paid, apart from the africans but that wasn’t my decision
business idea: implement sharia law nation-wide
>>205799296Yeah inane IMG_4292.png poster is absolutely mad
>>205799296drugs and poverty init, genuinely all the Tories fault that there's been such a ballooning of weird uns who reek of shit and scream at strangers
Remember a mate of mine at uni had this utterly mental greek lad in his shared flat in first year hallsWould never be around at day and then would be up all night on the phone screaming and shouting and smashing things around, complete schizo
>>205799340No he isn't.
RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO RACEMIXING = KINO
>>205799360I've seen his posts they're batshit mental
slowly drifting apart from my old school group that i’ve hung about since ever since we finished don’t know where id find new mates. single>inb4 go to hobby clubs alone or the pub yeah cause people are going to invite out the overly friendly loner, in a pub i would just look desperate and creepy
>>205799359Honestly this is every johnny foreigner at uni Don't know why they're all nocturnal but they are
>>205799337pros: we get to show leftypol what a retard he iscons: we'll be stuck with a medieval legal system and leftypol will probably move the goal-posts to avoid admitting fault anyway
End of year report filedFuck all else to do nownot even booked monday and tuesday off why would you ever do that lmao no one does anything and is remote at home for christmas anyway
I want to have a baby with a girl from every ethnicity. FOR SCIENCE
>>205799395It is disturbingly common, thankfully every single person in my shared flat in first year was white British, absolute lottery win that was
>>205799392Why are you drifting apartJust stop
when will cuckposting be recognized as racism
>>205799399white people are too good natured for a legal system belonging to the deserts of arabia
>>205799128surprised i haven't bumped into any of them
>>205799430they’re all finding girlfriends or new mates through jobs or moving away meanwhile i’m stuck here in the same position like an evil incel ghoul
>>205799439When will you realize this entire website is run by and for cuckposters
any lasses in here? mind your pussies will you?
>>205799452exactlyand third worlders were not the people in mind when the rule of law was established you cannot govern such people by your own standards and it is bonkers to think so
give me four, 10 hour day work weeks
>>205799385blackman top whiteboy bottom gay interacial sex is kino
>>205799322I do "CUUUUUUUUNT" every now and then to mix it up
>>205799454Girl from my high school said hi to me when I was working on the tills in my runt job and it made me want to kill myself.
>>205799484*minds you*
>>205799491lot of experience with that have you?
>>205799481And you have no hobbies or work yourself? Don't tell me you live with your mother still.
the english are here
>>205799489most humans work in intense bursts of concentration followed by periods of inactivitywhoever thought we could just bumble along for five days without losing interest was retardedI genuinely resent this system as it makes me commute more than necessary too
>>205798944Don't get people's fascination with her, she's quite plain (and also a terrible "journalist")
>>205799527I do have a job but i’m one of the youngest there, very few people my age my hobbies are the gym and posting here >live with your mum most of us do, we are all early 20s. only a few have moved out and it’s shared accommodation or partially helped out by their parents
>>205799524I wish
when the begin the beguine
rorke twisting the proverbial knife
Spent £50 on a one-way train ticket to travel 200 miles yesterday (will have to spend another £50 to get back home next week)meanwhile a return flight to and from Europe is cheaperboggles the mind how absolutely fucking everything in this country is broken, a malicious government couldn't cock it all up as badly as the Labour-Tory duopoly have
True
rorke battening down the proverbial hatches
>>205799528*starts looking around in a panic and dives behind the /brit/ bar for cover*
been watching ancient youtube videos from like 2007-8 of peolpe having theological debates, pure classic era of fedora tippers vs bible thumpersi'm an impartial observer in this instance, so i'm taking sides based on how they conducted themselves rather than their views, and desu it's pretty even, the atheists were expectedly cringey and pretentious and the christians were mostly really old or stereotypical stupid hicks and/or blacks, but you did get the odd christfag here and there who presented themselves well and made reasonable arguments (that have to be taken on faith obviously), probably WASPs or born-again schizosoverall i'd give the nod to the christcucks of that era, the atheism pseud thing just had too many elementary reddit particles, like breathing sulfur
the first Beer Starmer of the christmas break
>>205799651not a syllable
>>205799651Yeah? I've been watching youtube videos of Japanese girls lubing up their feet and rubbing them on ear shaped microphones
remember epic meal time
Any pianists in?
>>205799556she was fit as fuck 14 years ago
mental health update lads and its not good
second breakfast is servedcheese and onion omelette cooked in garlic and herb butter
>>205799666it's internet history this, it's important work mate
>>205799685did you drop it in dirt?
>>205799655get it down ya
>>205799015preach
Thought I was getting fat but after having been sick for a few days (no eating at all), I've come to realise I wasn't fat, I was bloated. Something's wrong with my body apparently lol. But on the bright side, I've got lovely trim abs atm
>>205799685You at your nans house?
>>205799562Grim. Thought about a new job? And oh I thought you were pushing 30, makes sense. Same thing happened to me so I just make extra effort to keep in touch with friends as we moved away. i Also was very focused on my career and changed jobs three times in three years, which helped with making some new friends. Have you got no hobbies?
absolutely obscene how much i hate myselfcould never in a million years hate anyone or anything else even a fraction of a fraction as much
>>205799679corr that's a nice pic of susanna reid on bbc
it's a bit of a shame that we never tried to federalise the empire
>>205799685that coaster omds
>>205799693no that's herbs and/or black pepper that i put on at the end
>>205799685heartburn central that
>>205799651this is the sort of rabbit-hole i love care to drop a link or three?
>>205799712its a bit of a shame that you're still breathing you horrid little creepbut we can't always get what we want
>>205799710
watching all the excited children leave the school gates for the christmas break!!!
>>205799704>>205799713got a lot of my stuff from charity shopsdon't need fancy plates and coasters and that because i'm not gay
>>205799649Men who fantasise about being pushed around by larger women are spiritual homosexuals
>>205799706Going to remain in this job as it’s a good career progression. I can go into fiber optics or cybersec and they pay decent.There is little to do in my town but drink. I am stuck here for the time being as I cannot afford to move out on my own. Only real hobby I have is gym, i’m shite at football and that would be the only hobby club to join round here I can think of.
Going panto 2moro
got a whisky and a pale ale on the golotr 2 on the old goggleboxnanberg screeching from downstairskino afternoon this lads
>>205799712
>>205799768oh no you aren't
>>205799699Looked so much better without the clown makeup
a french girl got annoyed at me in an online game and started berating me over voice chat and i got a stiffy
If you could work any job you like - barriers to entry be damned - what would you like to do/be?
bluds eating a vegetarian omelette on manky old charity plates with flowers on because he's "not gay" :skull:
>>205799787based and I am betterer zan yoo pilled
>>205799748last look of schoolgirl tights 2024
>>205799776waheeey
the cast
Pesto pasta for tea
>>205799651all those ancient atheist youtubers were attention-seeking losers with no personality of their own so they emulated their idols like sam harris or richard dawkins or penn jilette all of whom are mega cringe dickheads in their own way the christfags sometimes emulated william lane craig so they'd seem temperate in comparison was always just regurgitated talking points from magazines
>>205799651Remember viewing a flat in third year at uni with the lads and the other students living there were inWent into one of the rooms and there was this shirtless skinny attractive lad playing really gimpy acoustic indie music and strumming his guitar along too and he turned and said in a raspy voice and a smile "oh hey! come in!" and on his computer he was watching Christopher Hitchens debating someone about the existence of god and I have never wanted to glass someone more
>>205799791sultan of brunei
>>205799791POTUS
>>205799777got to hand it to the makeup industry for pulling off the most lucrative con in history though, fair play
>>205799814nim and celeste look hot
>>205799814fucking hell, the jaw on lower right
>>205799791Ambassador to San Marino
>>205799791Wouldn't mind being the bloke that drives those little street sweepers about
WiFi speed in the gutter, a mere 100kb/sWould move the WiFi extended to this room but I think my dad would cave my chest in
>>205799814pakiirishpakinoncemuttbenderbenderyanknogmanjaw
>>205799825he was listening to music, playing the guitar, and watching a debate all at once? multitasking to the max
>>205799791film director
>>205799791White Rajah of Sarawak
>>205799814Pretty sad how the theatre world has been totally pozzedAnother British tradition sacrificed on the alter of arty farty homosexual shite
Remains astonishing how delicious beans on toast can be with the correct amount of breakdown of the beans and thickening of the sauce, butter, bit of black pepper, and good bread
>>205799879been homosexual for hundreds of years to be fair
>>205799879>theatre>British
>>205799791A pilot. Probably only have one shift but it would be a laugh
>>205799874It felt like staged redditmaxxing
On some systems training that I don't needTurned my camera off so I can comfypost
>>205799760Don't you have a car?Takes only four hours to drive across your entire island tip to tip. Just go to another town Join a club or something sooner rather than later or you'll forget how to socialize and become a terminally shut-in freak like some of the specimens that reside in this thread
Why hasn’t there been a good Christmas song in about 30 years?
is this good or bad
>>205799879men dressed as women have been in pantos for yearsthe only acceptable drag act imo
>>205799879hmm yes theatre has recently become a bit gay that is definitely a new development
>>205799128delete your social media and you'll forget about almost all of them
Putting this sign on me bedroom door to keep away mumberg
>>205799793>vegetarian omeletteas opposed to what? a steak omelette?
>>205799879theatre actors have been fags for a long time... The thing Rent is based on was written almost 40 years ago.
>>205799914isnt such thing as a good christmas song
>>205799913actually i can’t kekdoing lessons but the last of my mates to learn to drivealso why im single, don’t like to make excuses but i’ll really need to go next town over or get on tinder to find a gf and no girl wants a bloke that rides the bus
>>205799913>Takes only four hours to drive across your entire island tip to tip.it really does not
>>205799791Tenured university professor in a nice city
>>205799934ham and cheese
Actors are just prostitutes dont like when they get an elitist attitude
>>205799913>Takes only four hours to drive across your entire island tip to tip.completely untrue btw
>>205799878''''''''
doesn’t even take four hours to drive across scotland
>>205799927It's fine. No normal person needs more than 50mb download speed or 10 up.
isa guha edition
>>205799914because nothing can top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>205799941Driving Home for Christmas is quite good tbf
>>205799999Sieg Heil
giving myself actual headaches from the sheer quantity of self hatred pulsing through my neurons
on the toilet with bad diarrhoea lads, just pure liquid spraydidn't expect it to feel so emasculating to wee from my bum
>>205799905Rich history of theatre. And yes, pantomime in particular is a British tradition>>205799928Because it was deemed as absurdist and funny. Now it's just an excuse for actual perverts ("drag queens") to flaunt their bullshit in front of young children being taken to the theatre by their grannies. Whole thing is sick.>>205799903>>205799930Gay propaganda
>>205800000all me
>>205799791arch-mage of vvardenfell
>>205799949Get your licenseMy friends who didn't learn are hopeless now It is a huge barrier in life not being able to drive even if you don't like it >>205799950>>205799973Haha oops Well still it's not like he is completely isolated in buttfuck nowhere there are towns with stuff going on around him that he can go to surely
mad how we built so many commie blocks in the 50s and 60s that pretty much any city with <200k inhabitants looks like a former soviet shitholeyou look at our country and you wonder if we were actually on the right side of the Cold War - probably would've fitted in better with the USSR and all its puppet governments
>>205800015>diarrhoea ladsodd choice of lads but you do you
>>205799987isa slag more like
>>205798944susanna reid feet
>>205800015get on the psylium husk
>>205800020>Now it's just an excuse for actual perverts ("drag queens") to flaunt their bullshit in front of young children being taken to the theatre by their grannies.l go panto every year its not like that
takes 4 hours to drive to my holiday caravan
>>205800015Big fan of that diarrhoea where you shit out a sloppy plug type turd and then you start spraying out pure liquid after.Makes you feel like a new man after you're done cleaning up.
>>205799875what kind of films would you direct?
Gigachad
Sir Santa Claus
>>205799987For me it's our Melissa
flicking dogbergs nipples
>>205800057and then you hitch it up from there and go on further?
>>205800062Gay porno
almost beer o clock
Don't keep in touch with anyone from my secondary schoolHaven't met up any of them, I've only met a few in the gym but I'm not mates with anyone from schoolDon't see the point, didn't like many of them that much and I've got mates from uni I'm much closer to
>>205800070those symmetrical cheek moles are quite aesthetic
spending a lot of money, somebody stop me!!!
>all monday meetings cancelled next week>diary completely empty>mongs actually booked this day off
>>205800070He is a low IQ impulsive murderer retard schizoIf he wanted more ceos to be got he wouldn't have done it so publicly
>>205799960good answerif i'd had any ham i'd have put some inor bacon
>>205800062Shaun of the dead and Hot Fuzz without the humor because I'm not funny
I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
don’t know if i’m really smart or actually a retard
>>205800113Wow is 130 a low iq now?
alri lads
>>205800070mad how he managed to shoot the only male blue eyed english name CEO in america
>>205799854always thought that looked like fun
>>205800020Britain has a rich history in theatre, but it did not invent itPantomime is Italian, as the name suggests
*stops the cavalry*
>>205800070mental how he was a literal multi-millionaire from family wealth, handsome, ripped, intelligent, and he threw it all away for the adulation of trannies on twitter
>Neighbour spends all day shouting shut up to himself.ktimi shout it at my intrusive thoughts
she thought she'd get that young minge, sad really
ice cube - it was a shite day
*starts the carvery*
>>205800139i dont even know if this is a question or not
>>205799987methinks it'll be a hard day at the crease, ending on a sticky wicket
Currently waiting for Godot.
mateberg just phoned to ask if I want to go to the pub. suppose I better get shifted then
>>205800175>you need to invent something for it to be part of your culture
Could be a 2pm lunch break for me
Can hear the neighbours shagging oftenShe's quiet as a mouse in person but sounds like complete filth in the sackLucky bastard
I SAID alri lads
do your toil get you anything for christmas? got absolutely nothing this year absolute cunts
>>205800062i’ve got lots of ideas, I think i’d be able to make a terrifying thriller based around a bushfire, would love to make a remake of ‘The Last Wave’ or a movie about spooky Aboriginal stuff, tragic romcoms, another Underbelly perhaps but actually extremely gritty and good
i tend to think of thunderf00t as the proto-sargon of akkad
>>205800228Make sure you ask how is mental health is x
>>205800220Chuckled
just had a delectable lunch courtesy of mumberg
>>205800140?
>>205800248Nabbed four Christmas cards and a bottle of wine
>>205800232Your comment implied that you were referring to global theatre, and also that Britain invented it.
>>205800175>Britain has a rich history in theatre, but it did not invent itSo what?
Mad how naïve old people are. I appreciate that they don't realise that high-trust society has been dead and buried since the 70s, but come on.>"Yes, my lover, I will spend you £1000 in Steam gift cards"Makes me worry about my parents, maybe dadberg is one AI video away from giving over everything he owns to some poo who's claiming to be the head of HMRC or some shit
>>205800246>*glances around to everyone else looking uncomfortable at being pressured to acknowledge your existence*
>>205800257no that's gay x
>>205800257in english please
>>205800094No it stays there permanently, it has a connecting cabin that was built adjacent to it. It’s my holiday shack by the bush and the beach
>>205800283most literate leftypol
>>205799791Director of any botanical conservatory. Who needs work when play goes to that extreme?
>>20580024820 quid gift voucher
Don't forget to tell your kids the real story of Father Christmas this festive season
reckon i've got women figured out lads, and as such i will never go near one again
Braces are so, so peng
>>205800318alri mate how's it going good to see you
>>205800349haha not bad at all and you?
>>205800315My political stance has no bearing on the historical accuracy of your comment. It's okay though, I accept your apology/concession/cope.
>>205800328omd this guy is such a nerd
>>205800110the shrewd office worker never book Christmas off
>>205800248A hamperIt used to be really good but last couple of years they've used a "sustainable gifts" company and they're fucking shite now
>>205800314sounds really pleasant thatmy auntie had a caravan by the seaside we'd go to when I was little and it was so much fun
Buying myself a christmas present because I've got no mates or family. Might get a cheap tablet or a new electric razor.
>>205800139ADHD mate
>>205800285fuck is wrong with her mouth area, looks 20 years older than the rest of her face
>>205800328funny thing with this guy is his english is quite distinctive, and he is clearly pretty intelligentyet at the same time totally fucking nuts (and a murderer)
>>205800390>ADHDnot real
>>205800389get an arse dildo and some girls underwear from shein
My new chair going to be delivered before Christmas get in
>>205800252>bushfiremy mums always complaining about those
>>205800389get me a present
Did someone say baby guinnesses followed by a twelver Tennant's at the car lot?
>>205799015noncecoded post
Any of Montreal man in?
right who knicked my Maroon Five CD?
>>205800357>My political stance has no bearing on the historical accuracy of your comment.Oh no, it absolutely does, dear leftypol, most literate of his kind
feel like pure fucking shit just want her back lads 4 and a half years pissed up the wall like it was nothing
>>205800422>>205800426>>205800429question cunts love their questions
Mental how Rorke hates Africans but humans actually come from Africa
>>205799991vicious cunti shall not be whammed
Anyone know how to cure anxiety? x
>>205800422No, you said that in order to receive a response indicating praise so that you might pour yourself the aforementioned quantity of alcohol whilst being able to dupe yourself into thinking others would do the same
>>205800285mental how some people are willing to give tens of thousands of £££ to strangers, yet I can't get a bloody text-back with the bints I'm matching with on Tinder
this mopey cunt is worse than cronemlad
>>205800461yeh
>>205800283>Your comment implied that you were referring to global theatre, and also that Britain invented it.No it didn't.
>>205800407What is shein? Keep hearing about it.Is it just the latest aliexpress/wish.com/temu site for cheap chinese shite?
>>205800406Shan't be going over this with you again pal
>>205800377absolutely is, it’s my happiest place.every night you are sung to sleep by the chorus of cicadas and the crashing of the waves. Love my country and life.
>>205800440Why did she break up with you? seems mental to throw away nearly half a decade of such a close relationship for anything less than a major reason, you a nonce or something?
>>205800484would be the first time you had gone over it with me, “pal”
>>205800461likkle alcohol should do the trick>>205800456
>>205799879>sacrificed on the alter
SAUSAGES? BRITISH!? NAY! SUMERIAN!!
Cheeky Maccas dinner for this MASSIVE FAT CUNT
>>205800448Not really though is it
>>205799015always wondered what the purpose of those bands arenever had braces me because my teeth were naturally straight
>>205800496Isn’t Australia dangerous aren’t you worried about yowies and Tasmanian tigers
Nearly Christmas
>>205799857FOLC
>>205800496Sounds magicalIs that typical for aussies?Here we have a big cottage culture but it's becoming too expensive for most people unfortunately Not me though I make loads of money and stand to inherit one
>>205800270His IQ is 130
>>205800548Hadn't noticed lad, thank fuck you told meOff to do me shopping
>>205800558>big cottage cultureSurely a big cottage is just a house
Mental how in literally every single other island country the coastline is the economic frontier full of major cities, wealth, things to do, whereas in the UK the coastline is utterly grim and poor
me and Julio down at the witenagemot
Anyone got advice on how to stop being a grim mong incel cunt
>>205800547the only thing i’m scared of is myself and snakes
>>205800548And to you too lad, cheers!
>>205800558yeh your dad knows all about cottaging
Mumberg hates any 'right-wing extremist' Tiktok tells her to hate. Assistant head of a school she is. Very concerning.
>>205800210hard not to feel sorry for her but she also looks like such a fucking tory and also a feminazi at the same time like
>>205800531i had them and even i dont really know
>>205800580Examples?
>>205800595absoLEWtely done
>>205800580Global warming will sort this out
Cannot wait to go to the pub tonight
>>205800629fucking same lad. going to wear my good shirt
>>205800629Go this afternoon then
>>205800252wouldn't watch any of that SHITE
>>205800558>Here we have a big cottage culturedirty bugger
>>205800646Wholesome post.
>>205800578Indeed... >>205800595>>205800654Done me
>>205799814despise this genre of brits. the type who think looking like a chavvy smackhead is a cool aesthetic
got at maximum 4 hours of sleep going to just brute force it today
>>205800646bit of shirt-lifting is it?
Don't really know what cottaging means in slang, but I feel chaotic and mischievous.
what the fuck?
>>205800558i’d say it’s fairly common for anglo aussies, each time christmas rolls down you’re either going up or down the coast.you have to be pretty poor or completely retarded with money to not be able to afford a caravan somewhere.
NEW>>205800701>>205800701>>205800701
>>205800686No I'm not a poof. No offense to people that are but I don't lift my shirt up
>>205800691Fuck off
>>205800707>Christmas in summer BizarreOur cotttage is under at least three feet of snow right now
>>205800613AustraliaNew zealandJapanTaiwanIceland
>>205800508it'll take you more than a likkle to grease me up ;3
