Heligoland edition
whos the sexiest /brit/ boy?
rorke dreaming of a white christmas
any somali lad in ?
>>205800580Well, that's because our industrial-base collapsed in the 50s, our fishing industries were destroyed by Iceland throwing a temper-tantrum, and because our weather is utterly grim for 360 days of the year - and when plane tickets to Spain are cheaper than train tickets between major cities, it's little wonder they're all total dumps.
Girlfriendberg still in bedStupid cunt is delaying my christmas shoppingHate hate HATE having a gf
>>205800701>Heligolandiykykno, i won't elaborate further
Told you I was going to bring 'shirtlifter' back
>>205800750She's in bed. Farting
Doing a read.https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/Get's a bit racist towards the end. Unnecessary and frankly not needed. Might measure my hands later.
>>205800755ive been using it longer than youve been alive kiddo
Got yous for someone else's post last threadSpooky
>>205800701Feel like pure shit, just need it back
>>205800754could do with some elaboration on this cryptic - and frankly quite gay - post
>>205800750I'd be happy to take her off your hands
so, this is rorke
who tf is ken bruce >>205800754alri massive attack fanatic
>>205800750post pictures of her tits or you're a lying ass bitch
on the ket tonight?
>>205800787VERY much doubt that
>>205800801DEEGSY!!!!!!!THERE HE IS!!!!!!Mate let's have a Christmas pint tonight in the Holly Bush eh?
>>205800701>>205800754https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heligoland%E2%80%93Zanzibar_Treatywas it a good deal?
>and because our weather is utterly grim for 360 days of the yearBit of an exaggeration isn't it reallyFed up of memephrases like this300 days perhaps
Emma Watson gives good top
>>205800826well i dont. so here we are then
Angela Winter gangbang scene from assholefever.com (2005)
>>205800829mate cant go out at christmas its filled with lairy workers who never normally go out on the piss and can thold their drinkhouse parties or bust at this time of year (if you must go for a tipple it's at lunch)
Leftypol demanding Happy Xmas gets banned for being anti-warRorke belting out THE YELLOW AND RED ONES
quite concerned with my recent loss of empathyi've not hit my head or anything so I'm thinking brain tumourshall be seeing a doctor after christmas
>>205800786Nice one mate, I'm sure that will infuse the thread with much merriment and festive cheer
*sharts*
Is this the new?
>>205800838uhh.... yes... no. uh actually no... yes. yeeeee-no. no.... maybe... yes. no.
welcome weird little pig dog to the thread
>>205800859least autistic and neurotic incel
>>205800875Thanks. Just got the ruler out. 9cm wide my hands are just so you know.
Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue aren't the same women, mad
>>205800733was in Northern Japan last week for work and loved the snow, felt like I was in a movie or something.Nothing will ever beat the scorching hot christmases back home though, big hearty boozed-up meals outside, smashing the relatives in cricket topped off by a summer storm on the tin roof. Really love my country
>>205800838>Your North Sea island nation could have an extra little North Sea island>Or you could have an island thousands of miles away full of blacksGood deal for you, Hans
>>205800786Frightening to even imagine what deranged incel nonsense is contained in that literal blog
>>205800903its simply true
this general is even more dogshit than /deutsch/you should all kys desu
amazing
>can't stop thinking about being at home when I'm at work>when I'm at home things are so grim I just want to go to work and keep my brain occupiedanyone other lad the same? fucking grim state of affairs tbqh
Molly Mae and her consequences has been a disaster for the stylistic and make-up choices of an entire generation of British women
>>205800922'sure'
>>205800824purchasing 3 bags of the stuff along with 3 tabs of acid tomorrow
>>205800905Clarse that, have you measured the distance betweem your bollocks and your arsehole? Essential to know such things
>>205800909vile vile stuff mate
>>205800909Sounds like paradise
>>205800924How about you kill us yourselves you lazy fat kraut
>>205800857erm
>>205800944uve been done ud know if ue er left the hosue
>>205800947to do at the same time?
>>205800925what even is thisseen it on x
>>205800950Hard to see the ruler. I'm not an ostrich.
>>205800964yes ok desocialised 40 year old incel, whatever you say.
>>205800925browsing racist twitter this morning, were we?
i'm just a humble weary traveller
>>205800925>GIBS ME DAT
>>205800998cope on
>>205800925he cant live unless he's in britain can he? is he some sort of undead ghoul at the minute then?
Britain is an inherently racist and unequal societyBUT ALSO every brown person in the world deserves to come here for a better life
>>205800964why do you pretend to be drunk when posting on an anonymous internet forum?
>>205800965not all the bags, but a mate of mine and I are planning to do acid with mdma and maybe top it off with bumps of K depending how we are feeling
>>205801013have sex
suppose i should start wrapping up some presents
>>205800915Got pictures of willys in. Might be up your alley
>>205801023projkect on #>>205801036snap
>>205801013he's done you
12 inches between the base of my penis and the tip of my penis
>>205801040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU
you posting here on christmas day?
christmas is coming, i really hope it snowsplease put a penny between the old man's toes
>>205801068you know it
>>205800954it really is
might join the homeland party
>>205800925>*surreptitiously reverse image searches image*>*surreptitiously googles MSF*>*surreptitiously googles MSF founder*>*surreptitiously clicks on Bernard Kouchners Wikipedia page*>*surreptitiously scrolls to early life*>*surreptitiously smirks sardonically*
what was this cunt's problem?
Poo will go?
Starting the day after tomorrow the day’s start getting longer.
big black jumanji man
whatever happened to sargon lads?i just read he got a bachelors degree in philosophy from the university of london last year, but like why? does he want to be seen as a more serious thinker or something? might be an uphill battle when then foundation of his career is complaining about feminism in video games
any Kinks man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRUE0aAI5o8
>>205800750>>205800774KekWhat is cottaging?
>>205801120yeah?
>In 2010, The Jerusalem Post considered Kouchner the 15th most influential Jew in the world.
>>205801098insane isn't it
>>205801133Gay sex in public bathrooms
>>205801134well unless you're one of the australians posting hereit's the opposite then
>>205801133gay sex in park toilets
>>205801018He's currently gay transmasc with a special connection to classical musicBut as soon as he arrives he'll be a hardline Salafist who believes Sharia Law should be implemented across the islamic ethnostate of bradford
>>205801151what is cruising?
Dynamo is half-Paki. Must be magic though, he made his dad disappear
>>205801146Just because all the representatives of the Jews are evil and always have been doesn't mean the Jews are like them
>>205801114Watched this last weekend with my five year old nephew, much fun
sucking dick is NOT easy. much harder than i expected
>>205801160Alri George Michael
>>205800829I'll have a party at yer mum's bush
>>205801166generally milling around a certain part of town looking for an anonymous tryst with another man
>>205801123The hair did wonders for him. Mad how you can go from looking respectable and middle class to a sped just like that.
Feeling much better about the size of my willard after reading that. Might go try and talk to a woman later.
sometimes i make a post and it simply disappears, i know ive made it as i can see the timer for the next post and im not senile, but its just not there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCZMuCe2SMY&ab_channel=SmoggyChrisAll you need to know about cottaging
>>205801166an Al Pacino kino
>>205801129he realised he is a fat retard whose politics consisted of unimportant culture war shit.
>>205801196Quite knowledgable about this aren't you
>>205801176good lad. I just watched chicken run. propa good bit of british culture that.
>>205801221If the culture war is unimportant then let the other side handle it
>>205801166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7y7g8h1y4
>>205800909Not really yours though, is it? It's england
>>205801221probably made a decent liviing off it while it lasted though to be fair, hope he didn't piss it all away
>>205801129I thought uni was only for lefty queers?
>>205800927Yeah, you need a distraction
gay porn
>>205801218think I just have watched the godfather at least 10 times this year, how did he go from such a fantastic actor to a caricature of himself
>>205801251That's what Diego means when he says he goes clubbing
>>205801309project on
>>205801302go on, give em a bradley, adam
>>205801253sounding like the mate’s cringy gf from Belfast, who cares I have no ambition to ever go to England
>>205801216diego has graciously accepted the mantle of king cottager left behind by george
>>205801323gay cunt
>Diego is le gay Boring avatar signature use get new material you lazy retard
on drugs lads, at a point where you can show me a scene from anywhere in the world and my mind will play culturally-appropriate music
>>205801251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6mtTnEiZ9M
>>205801350aw go on!
>>205801302shit get them all here to the UK right away!
>>205801018>>205801161Twiddle dee and Twiddledum
>>205801302Bit racist
>>205801304nigga's old. give him a break. when a man has as many great performances as he does and he's old, he's allowed to do whatever.
>>205801218Hey that rhymed
genuinely don't know how I got rejected from CanadaHave a masters degree in engineering and 3 years experience and they said "no thanks we'll take more illiterate punjabis bossman"what are they playing at
>>205801380Me relaxing at the back
>>205801380mental how you can see the tooth flying out his mouth
doing a poo lol
>>205801361it's a joke!
>>205800824yesssssssssssss but....... not been on it as much the last few days..... noseberg's orders xxx
I agree we should defund the policeLet me tweet Marcus Rashford in peace
>>205801434howling this is me
>>205801410Wealth declaration?
>>205801434Heart medication fucked with his head
>>205801359*camera pans to mosque in south east asia as old men spit betel nut by the roadside*
>>205801380>THE STATE IS CODDLING THEM! THEY GIVE THEM HOUSES AND HEALTHCARE AND RIGHTS AND TAKE THEM AWAY FROM WHITE ENGLISHERS!
>>205801410Gigantic corruption scheme going on right now in Canada with liberal party and McKinsey
>>205801429Cor peng
>>205801380rorke turning a convenient blind eye to the lack of prosecution over this
>>205801410Mental isn't it
>>205801449told them I can sustain and look after myself with savings and proved it via my savings not good enough sadly >>205801460why do you hate the white man
Tonight's kino
>>205801410It's an elaborate plan to replace the white race.Hatched by white people.
>>205801455*rock the casbah starts blaring on the mind-boombox*
>>205801388every conversation he had with Destiny ended with him being humiliated
>>205801490how depressing
>>205801456Correct. You have the same done to you until you are no more.
>>205801380See the thing is - rorke's upset that this fella didn't get prison time for smashing a police officers face in - but frankly I think this was a fair exchange and probably saved the taxpayers a decent amount.
Lord of the rings marathon happening tomorrow if anyone's interested
>>205801527Twiddledee
Leftypol spending spring 2020 demanding a police state and summer 2020 being appalled at the consequences
>>205801487not up to me is it
reckon the day humanity started sliding down the tubes was the day institutions generally became impersonal, so probably somewhere around like 4000BC
>>205801543no because im not 12
anyone else loving fruit? of fruit of fruit of fruit of fruit?
https://youtu.be/PGaRfzd1rdE>create a podcast dedicated to "debunking" the idea that the vaccine killed a woman>fail to debunk this / prove that this woman is alive in any way>podcast has exactly 2 episodes and literally nothing ever again
>>205801557you voted for him so think it's fair to blame you tbf
>>205801560why are always such an unlikeable no fun bastard? is it because you're old?
>>205801543I am already watching it since yesterday forever
>>205801560Wait another year and your parents will let you watch x
Who's this fucking taig then
>>205801543for me, it's Boromir
>>205801601x
>>205801538>for smashing a police officers face inI heard he launched a homemade rolket at him, while shouting "allahu akbar,give me your daughters, they will be my virgins in hwaven".
>>205801565South East Asia has the best fruit hands downMangosteen?! haha, mental.
>>205801584I didn't though
me sex with aragorn
>>205801507Don't care about that, the man still has many a great kinos to his name.
>>205800724uhm me :3
>>205801615Top o' the morning saar
>>205801601DONEHahaha, good 'un
>>205801628don't believe you
>This year’s show will see performances from a rich mix of legends, brand new stars and artists who have had huge success in 2024. Performing on the show will be The Boomtown Rats, CMAT, Jade, Jungle, Kathy Sledge, Marc Almond, Paul Carrack, Roger Taylor of Queen, Ruby Turner and Toby Lee. Has to be the worst line up EVER
There are two turds on a plate. One of them is Emma Watson’s, the other is some fat ugly guy’s. You can only eat one. Choose wisely.
Had a horrible dream where I took a ferry to Dublin, hunted down greekmong and sliced his skin from his body with a potato peeler before locking him in a tank full of lemon juice. Awful, just awful.
mad how diego is literally a modern day scrooge. so many parallels
Might buy one of those electric automatic masturbator machine things.
>>205801665honestly if youre wathcing hootenanny in 2024 that's on you
I ate elk meat in america and it's legitimately very very delicious. If I had a few hundred acres I'd definitely have an elk farm.
One thing I hate about the UK and Ireland is the outright disdain for non-drab clothing. You see Americans walking around in like bone-coloured 3 piece suits or dressed like cowboys or wearing bright red tracksuits and all manner of shite in between, but if I wear a scarf, I'll get heckled from cars.
>>205801662I don't vote besides the bad stuff he is doing isn't voted on in parliament he does it behind the scenes
>>205801665GHASTLY!Someone check the Big Fat Quiz of the Year lineup for 2024
>>205801655Twiddledum
>>205801665It gets worse each year
>>205801609https://youtu.be/Xi7DdVkEVcA
>>205801695Stop being a fucking coward you boring twat You never go out anyway
>>205801639like what? i’ll be honest I never found the bloke interesting or intelligent but my mind is open to be groomed.
>>205801665when The Boomtown Rats are the main attraction, time to call it a day
>>205801685hs? anema s inngle one
>>205801665who the fuck are they?
feel a sense of bliss when i'm on a pretty tight road and a big rig rolls past me, the sweet flirtations with death
Two women in the past week have just given me their number unpromptedThey must be feeling lonely over ChristmasHaven't even added either one to my contact list even though both are easy shags
>>205801692>elk farm.You know animals don't grow from the earth ,right? You do know that.
>>205801665>The Boomtown Ratshow
UK Chairman.The MAK
>>205801738blog on larplord
best ai tool for modifying porn pics?
>>205801692You could just hunt them if you had that much land why bother raising them you're likely rich as hell anyway
>>205801655bradders.jpg
>>205801756You just off camera Sliding your tongue up his arse hole
>>205801779project on
Rorke spraying some Calvin Klein IN2U onto his boxers before he leaves the house "just in case" (He's going to the corner shop staffed by an old Indian fella to buy ciggies and energy drinks)
>>205801380clearly the taser didn't work properly as he was still moving so the officer tried to incapacitate him to ensure no further harm to him or his colleagues. don't see the problem
>>205801678Haunting your dreams, am I? Rent free
>>205801712did peter jackson write this arc himself? the faramir-eowyn thing seemed really phoned in
apparently replied to an off topic thread on /tv/ a couple days ago, obviously learned my lesson as I can remember what thread the mod was upset about... NOT!
>>205801767couldn’t tell you but the retards in the site only use them for AOC or emma watson?? No Dua Lipa fakes ever? what is up with that for fucks sake?
>>205801767Microsoft Paint
brotherberg taking the absolute piss getting ready to go christmas shoppingbeen waiting for an hour and a half alreadylittle twat
>>205801840nun you cud do
>>205801835Off you go, thanks
where does all the AI porn get stored? I dont see any of it on normal porn sites. i dont see any AI porn sites either
>>205801833>Dude LipsI think they want attractive women, not fridges
>>205801840he fit?
>>205801823It becomes fartamir-ewwww arc when I eat chilli beans while watching lord of the rings HAHAHA WHAT AM I LIKE
Dua Lipa
>>205801859In the cloud innit
>>205801859simpchat
>>205801767getaclue
>>205801867This post is why the Greeks should have never been given access to the internet
>>205801852Seethe, woman
Dua Lipa is probably the best looking woman on the planet
rorke acting like a computer expert because he managed to install a linux distro
>>205801867always think of irishmen as good natured hobbit-esque chaps who just love fun and craic and then i remember you lot have bombed an awful lot of cars and my face goes a bit blank
>had mild norwooding>bought some minoxidil tablets>1.5 months in my hair looks worse than everdid I buy chemotherapy instead?what in the name of christI look 50 from the forehead up
>>205801833have noticed that the people with the greatest skillset and knowledge of creating smut create the most astonishing garbage
>>205801920amazing post
>>205801935he's greek m8. an extremely unfunny and cringe one at that
this girl might suck my dick in the toilets 5 minutes after we've met but she might have herpes
Leftypol trying to join the Tal Shiar as a Bajoran double agent
>>205801920would love to sling my meat up her kosovan shitpipe
>>205801718uhhhh, dog day afternoon, serpico and ummmm, uhhh, hmm...
leftypol agrees with this whilst also demanding we rejoin the eu
>>205801731the artists big enough for a few Londoners to recognise, but not well-known enough to be too good for the show
>>205801964state the basis for your claims mate
>>205801859Imagefap has loads of it.
>>205801993im so outraged right now
>>205801957thanks mate, been a difficult year for me at points but replies like this make it all worth it
>>205801920hardest i ever spaffed was gooning to the physical video while rocking back and forth on a big toy in my arsegenuinely thought i was going to pass out
Working today and SaturdayThen off to the 30th
>>205802008because im not a newcunt? anyone here will tell you its the greekmong
>>205801967That is such a gay response mate
>>205802014Wish you had, then fell over and hit your head on a sharp corner and died
>>205801665I'm not even joking I don't recognise a single name apart from some bloke who was in Queen but it's not even Queen itself kek
>>205801738where did you meet them
>>205802009love an imagefap chav search for wanking purposes ngl
>>205801920She's so my type it's mental
>>205802039lmao isn't it just
>>205801967very cringe conversation
>>205802054in his head
Corned beef and tomato sandwich for lunchIt grush
>>205801992fuck mate, was having a separate conversation about Sargon of Akkad and assumed you were talking about
>>205802039He's got a bird on the hook and you don't mate
>>205801114Victim of capitalism
>>205802072project on
>>205802039clearly worked though
>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/education/anger-schools-tell-parents-if-30622596>Schools tell parents 'if your child still wears nappies you have to come in and change them yourselves'>Council says high numbers of children are being sent to reception and nursery without being potty trained at homeWhat the fuck? Are parents now just complete gormless mongs? I pissed myself at school once when I was about 5 and it was the most humiliating moment of my childhood, if anyone had shat themselves they'd have been bullied relentlessly for the rest of the year
To be fully human is to be capable both of prayer and dance, of silence and celebration.
>>205801964He's not even Greek, he's a roach
>>205802032come on mate i've been here almost every day for 10 years we've all got blindspots, and get this, sometimes the blindspots exist because the thing they're blind to is so not worth remarking on that it completely stands to reason why it would be in one's blind spot
>>205802093>Clearly workedIn his own head>>205802084Aye mate might need a change of strategy
>>205801862she is very gorgeous to me
>>205801218>>205801304>>205801388>>205801507>>205801639>>205801718>>205801992>>205802077screaming at this conversationactually screaming
>>205802101It's Wales mate
brother is finally ready to go town
Emma Watson has a crappy nappy.
>>205802077>Sargon of Akkadoh how the mighty have fallen https://voca.ro/15vJFEX1q0DL
>>205802054>>205802068I have no game, this is a very well known fact What would you have said instead?
Rorke and simp posting bores are all in at the same time
>>205801967Fake looking asian profile pic
>>205802077you absolute fried cunt. you seen those movies though, yh?
>>205802101>Are parents now just complete gormless mongs?yeslook how many useless people are afforded a meagre lifestyle for free by the taxpayer these daysmany of these people now have kids too
squits are real bad lads, might just start pooing myself instead of getting up every 2 minutes
>>205802114not sure what to tell you mate. seems like everyone knows he's greek but you. he fully admits it himself.
>>205802141he fit?
>>205802128picturing a 4 hour debate between Destiny and Al Pacino
love wankinglove drinking
>>205802114i have no idea what he's talking about either and i've been here longer than you
>>205802170she's verified and very easy to google, and wasian not fully either way
>>205802077LOL
still confused about what the tories game plan was >shift the blame and do nothing for 14 yearslike Labour or not, it's astonishing that they've already deported more illegals more than the Tories ever dared to try
>
>>205802171having a hearty laugh at this, my badand yes I have, all fantastic films.
>>205802141turns out he's not he was shouting saying he's ready in 15fucking joker. absolute twat him>>205802184yeah oh god yeah i'd absolutely wreck him god yeah oh oh oh
>>205802217Oh are the civil service suddenly able to do their jobs under a Labour government are they are the really
>>205802217Have they? Haven't noticed
Why is Diego bashing others for having imaginary friends?
>>205802179i suppose i just dont pay much attention to irish flags, got a similar blindspot for yanks but it's more noticeable because there's a lot more of them
>>205802202ktim
>>205802163"Whenever you're getting the divorce"
>>205802247he constantly projects his own inceldom and failure with women onto othersironic considering he's always accusing others of projecting
Oh I'm here every day have been for a decade but I don't read the posts me just sort of here you see
*stands in your blindspot and absolutely sparks you out*
put a black woman in charge of the tories, thats what the public want
>>205802276ahh yes mate brit is filled with 6ft shaggers with a new girl each week but spending half their lives shitposting here yeah definitely matelol, lmao even.how can you be this thick
>>205802245The Civil Service hate Starmer at the moment because he's trying to lean them down.
>>205802255well he doesn't say anything worth reading so dont worry about it
might go mcdonalds when my brother has finally got his shit together for townstarving me. can't wait till teatimewrap o daymaybe one a them new spicy mcdubs
>>205802217literally just enrich themselves while pretending that they haven't made anything worsethey put their time in politics, take any oppurtunities to make some cash on the side, make friends in business through political favours, then slide into some cushy consulting job afterwards
>>205802299quite a sad strawman cope this mate.
>>205802262that doesn't even make sense you thicko
>>205802235>yeah oh god yeah i'd absolutely wreck him god yeah oh oh ohgrim
How has Britian been today?
>>205802306he was mean to us :( he wasn't wrong though
>>205802343state
>>205802367>>205802367>>205802367>>205802367
>>205801654post tummy
don't think there has been a good irish flag posting here ever can be filtered without loss just like leafs and americans
>>205802306Ah yes they'll definitely all be voting Tory next time then
>>205802361Dunno haven't left the house yet
>>205802299actual projection lmaovery meta that "project on" is itself projection too
>>205802351>When are we getting married>Whenever you're getting the divorceHate to explain jokes, but if she's throwing out a bad joke about rushing marriage then you play on it for the put down: 'oh, you're already married and are a slag'And it's an implicit put down to see how she would respond
>>205802411project on
blog on (just a general post, not aimed at anyone)
>>205802299>but spending half their lives shitposting here lol you can't imagine normal people coming here and posting sporadically cause you're here all the timelike i said, projection
I have to show these pictures to someone to confirm that this is actually what this looks like and I haven't just smoked enough cumulative weed to modify the external world
>>205801897Twiddledee
>>205802653yeah bro all those "normal" people who enjoy posting hereyou're utterly deluded
Can't tell anymore brit electronic songs are warping my brain ND producing the lagrangian on ordinary objects when im just t drying g to
>>205802174For the lasr rime Rorke, we're not reopening the mines
