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dua lipa edition
>>205802317Fair enough - but it feels like they've pulled the ladder up behind themselves. When the penny dropped that they weren't actually going to do anything they suffered one of the worst electoral defeats in recent political history and now Reform are polling ahead of them. For all the doom-mongering happening around Starmer at the moment, the Tories will be unelectable for at least the next 10 years so long as Labour don't do anything catastrophically stupid.
all cute posters must show their tummies ITT
>>205802384genuinely the worst posters we have. they're cringe everywhere else too. irish people on average have the worst sense of humour in the world. like they are all 15 year old redditors.
>as Labour don't do anything catastrophically stupid
>>205802421Problem is the choice between tories and labour is just a choice between corrupt mongs or malicious mongs.
>>205802401id would love to dig shite out her arsehole with my tongue
What happened to the "buy british" poster
>>205802401she has 0 curvesnot fooling anyone with that angle and arms up pose
>>205802454
>>205802502would lick every drop of sweat off her
Dua Lipa? I hardly know 'er!
I got a (you) in /brit/ and it's legitimately very very pleasing. If I had a few hundred acres I'd definitely have a (you) farm.
>>205802559scrooming
>>205802163just carry on being yourself ignore me I'm just bitter I don't have a cute girl to talk to
>>205802595fucking hell pack your dogshit banter in already
>>205802538who cares perfect face, nice legs, nice bum, nice feet, nice height, cool tattoos
>>205802559mad how women are meant to be inot this
>>205802635i don't whatsoever, celebs mean fuck all to me, but she clearly does with that photo and the way she covers up her lack of curves with her attire (which i have seen posted in here)
>>205802668really? there's hope for me then
>>205802678christ mate, it’s a beautiful woman can you not be autistic for 5 minutes
>>205802401>fridge build>slav face>tattoosmakeup and angles is enough to trick yu mongs then yeah
why do catmongs hate christmas trees so much?are they satanic?
diego the typa nigga to misspell on purpose to make people think he’s drunk
>>205802635based feet appreciator
>>205802722why should i care? never going to meet her am i? what has she done to make me care? released shit tunes she didn't write and had a nice face?
shitting my guts out
Any random insta slag with >10k followers is probably miles better looking than dua lipa
>>205802731Cats and cat owners are disgusting.
>>205802755scrooming
>>205802726post ideal woman then
jerting off my penis
Dua Lipa? No, I prefer fat women instead.
>>205802776miserable prick some of her tunes are decent
>>205802755he really does this
chatting up the birds in this training session
>>205802796
pooa lipa
Reminder Diego hasn't posted here in years
>>205802870Fit
picking my arsecrack and eating it
what're you buyin'
>>205802888nobody can impersonate his stupidity and ignorance
Staring down the barrel of ordering a kebab shop lamb madrasI can't handle another pizza
>>205802853to you maybeshe's just a vessel for some people to make money and influence young women into being slags
woman driving a bus going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>205802939Hentai magazine and a flashlight please bossman
>>205802954Get the paki slop bought
>>205802879profoundly mid angloid peasant phenotype, she should be out harvestingwould smash though
>>20580293920 camel blue and 12 asahi please boss-san
>>205802870ooga booga why bum not planet sizedooga booga be no like women unless they morbidly obese *grabs dick*
>>205803008kek
transurethral resection of the prostate (TURP)
>>205802879GREAT post
>>205803008She's a successful business woman, influencer, and scholar
left work earlygoing to have nap now
Got rorkey on the ropesAny requests?
>>205803022not sure why you think i think that
most divine fantastic cigarettes i’ve ever had, which I bought a carton of them last time I was there
on the devils lettuce as it were
sisterwitz works in the civil servicethe work seems to be very unfulfilling and the entire system just seems to be wall-to-wall union jack/jill jobsworths - but they're pretty much impossible to sack and get very very handsomely compensating to piss about all day
>>205803058I want boba now
come in rorke, overrorke, overyour time is up rorke, over
>>205802954Patrician curry choice
ktim
>>205803058willyberg yelped like a dog and buried his face under my bollocks to hide when i looked at this
>>205803109good post
>>205803096bong man or spliff man?
>>205803094that's the cigarettes for boomers here thojust get yourself some mevius
I have tried 2 out of 5 of the 'anese beers
would love to smoke a fag
any other aryan ubermensch chads out for a few carling tonight
>>2058031793 for me
>>205803094What do charcoal filters do
>>205803179Want a yebisu just for the memesSapporo/Asahi/Kirin all just taste the same
>>205803177this makes sense, sat next to an old bloke smoking and had one and he give me a cheeky grin and nod>>205803179Think i’m a Kirin man desu
Am I faggot for drinking Prosecco all christmas? I blame my sister for getting me into it
>>205803246yes you are a faggot. but not for that reason
>>205803246blog on insecurelord
>>205803246no but you are a faggot for caring about what other people think about what you're drinking
Yeah it's the start of christmas drinking today desu. Garcon 4 lagers STAT
Had a good post to make but forgot what it was
https://youtu.be/KOU5n0Z2T50
Imagine eating this good
>>205803246absolutely not mate, i’ll one up you as ill be drinking it as well as rosè all summer, perhaps even with some guava or orange juice
sounding my cock like a 1700s grenadier tamping his musket
>>205803230Sapporo and Asahi are a bit different imo
What’s the deal with willies? Sometimes pee comes out, sometimes cum comes out.
Like a Smirnoff Ice after a lot of pints, very refreshing
have a lot of respect for diego being so in touch with his feminine side
christmas in summer is antipodean nonsense they should be ashamed
>>205803326if you're going to take inspiration from one of my posts, the least you can do is give it a simple (You)
>>205803326fucking vile imagery
>>205803166little of column a little of column b
20th of December, or otherwise known as the day men realise that it's actually nearly Christmas and start looking for gifts haha x
dome some big poos today
>>205803365couldn’t explain how but you’re definitely correct
>He was like>Then I was like>But she was like>So I was like
>>205803179premium malts is my choice usuallyif i got some greasy food, then asahi will be with me
>>205803323Are us black folx grabbing a plate?
>>205803441just slid a massive log out my bumbum personally
>>205803441You domed them did you?
>>205803433pmsl so true
>>205803479nice one lad good job
I know what rorkes like, I know what rorkes wantI know what rorkss like, I've got what rorkes like
>>205803365yea asahi tastes better between the two. its like how you can always tell coke from pepsi cos coke is just better
>>205803497good post
incel winter starts tomorrow
Darkest day of the year tomorrow
>>205803468feeling like a mong because I just spent 2 weeks there and that was the one beer I did not try what are your favourite cigarettes?
>>205803497enjoyed this post
>>205803472Haha not a chance you smelly nigger!
>>205803094Do you remember which colour carton you bought?
rorke
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74268922/#74269525
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as her personal toilet.
>>205802731got 2 christmas trees and 2 cats in my house, cry about it
how do yanks wank without foreskin?
>>205803179drank kirin last night
>meet a latina girl through dating app>on the first day we meet, she grabs my bulge for fun and laugh>ask her out to a "love hotel" and do the whole thing on the day>"wow, dating app is so easy">on another day, meet a british tranny through the same app>ask about how sex life is going>she looks down on me and say "isn't it too early?" then go outWhy are British people mean to me? I thought it's easy to ask out a woman but I can't find a way to taste a single trans cock...
P - O - O -O - O - O - O I RE-EAALLY HAVE TO GOOO (to the toilet)
POOOOOOOO OUT MUH BUMHOLE
New Zealand niggas be like:>Yis
>>205803632Right well I don't think that's going to happen
>>205803670haha they do
>>205803667um
>>205803667Good POOst
>>205803637borrow lube from their roomate cody (where they share a bedroom at uni like literal children) and batter away at their mutilated wilkins to interracial cuck porn before getting shot at climax
Little Japanese fella bowing to the automatic door when it opens for him
>>205803637I take my pants off and drag my cock around on the floor like a dog
>>205803614Just the standard white ones, not the soft packs though.Curious about the black ones though
>>205803721scromgingigng
>>205803721We appreciate it for people who made the technology
scranning my own cum
Millennials lining their streets to see the Coca Cola Christmas trucks go by
cigarettes =\cigarettes, JAPANESE TOBACCO :O
>>205803552
Imagine someone telling you 10 years ago that one day you'd see Ellen Page's nipples and it would be horrifying
remember me?
>>205803790The idea of Ellen Page's nipples was only hot to me when I saw Juno and imagined Michael Cera sucking on them
>>205803786thank you sir, will tries these when i come back next year
Trying to get the energy to go shop for cans
forgot that I put a mirror under my bed, so when I stooped down to look for something I misplaced I saw my mug staring back at myself and nearly shat myself because for half a second I though there was a bloke under my bed
5 days until christmas...
*does a little dance*
>>205803828ktim haven't washed today so waiting a bit so I can slither to tesco under cover of darkness
I have no clothe to go out to buy clothes
>>205803920
>>205803943
Might move to Japan and become an English teacher at a girls only school.
>>205803721
>>205803968um
>>205803968’
>>205803721kek
AI and its consequences have been a disaster for /brit/
>>205804044Nah
>>205802618No, you are a, le spacker.
I'm a bit rattled, yeah
tried to kill myself around this time last year
I love Japan more than anything
so, this is rorke
Totalbiscuit would have been 60 this year
>>205804124Same mate, bought some rope and nearly hung myself
>>205804124very happy you failed man
IT'SCHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
Grok gave Emma blue eyes though, which is inaccurate. Emma Watson has brown eyes, three of them to be exact but only two have been heavily photographed.
RORKEMAS PUDDING WITH CUSTARD FOR ALL!!!
>>205804132so this is leftypolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKT2gdc_x8
Why is it that sometimes you ask an immigrant where they're from and they'll reply with their hometown in the UK, and other times you ask and they'll say a foreign country
rorkeing aroundthe /brit/mas sneed
Might have a CyclingMikey wank
>>205804191cant say the same myself
Reading up on critical gender theory
I had gay sex for the first time in my life today, it wasn't as good as I expected.
>>205804228if your grandparents and parents weren't born here, you have no real connection to these Isles, it's nothing more than a mere aesthetic for these people.
>been up since 10>have to stay up until 6am tomorrowhate it
>>205804282fuck off poof you're not welcome here
>>205804269what's critical about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_BrisbaneThat’s right we beat Australia in honorable combat
how do I cure my acid reflux this is actually getting insane.
>>205804282fuck off roach you're not welcome here
Sticking things up my arse wasn't half as good as I expected it to be
>>205804282fuck off jf
>>205804293my great great grandfather was deported from England for some retarded shit
Learning about African-American history and culture, very interesting
never been a fan of the sneed meme
>>205804296>>205804369Rude>>205804332I'm on holiday here m8>>205804364That part is fun, fucking a guy wasn't
Little Japanese fella saying arigato to chatgpt when it answers a question for him
Falling asleepMust stay awake
Any good posts or no?
>>205804293My dad was born in Newcastle, so that makes me one of you :)
might have a cheeky glass of wine. toil is dead, it's friday, it's christmas why shouldn't i?
>>205804398the other lad made a funny gag and you're just doing a worse version of the same thingfucking hate yanks absolute dogshit posters FUCK OFF
>>205804415I agree, if it wasn't for our browns I would love free movement within AUS/UK/NZ
>>205804409got a good one brewing
>>205804451I liked it
POW.POW POW POW.POW POW POW POW POW POW POW.POW.
any good poos or no?
>>205804474you all have pretty much equal proportions of browns so i don't see what difference it would make
>>205804450Wish I was gay and famous
>>205804503
>>205804494you can fuck off as well then
>>205804503um, seems like that girl has a willard, almost certain
finished toil, got the company party tonightyou'll see some serious shit around midnight
>>205804316>wiki page about local population being upset with american servicemen >no mention of the abhorrent levels of civilian rape that occurred literally everywhere they went
granny might need her lower leg chopped off
>>205804523
>>205804300the gender
fucks sake lads, done 3 wanks today already and can feel the horny gremlin creeping back againabsurd behaviour from cockberg
lads, Godfather or Apocalypse Now?
why is /brit/ so woke now? BRIT GONE WOKE
>>205804553around midnight we'll see racebait a.i. and timmy/cronem shite as spaino enters hour 4 of posting it, same as every friday
>>205804586put those tights on and have a wank in drag x
washingmachinestein playing games with me, just had to put the laundry on a second spin cycle because it was still piss wet despite having spun already just not on is it
Benjamin Disraeli
SIT DOWNBE QUIETAND LISTEN
dad is in his office listening to some tunes. toil is clearly a bit slow today
Israel has a right to defend itself
>>205804709wfh wankers fucking love dossing around
poo
phlegmwank soon
anyone else not washed their dedicated tea mug out for months and just swill it every timecould probably chisel the stains off at this point
>>205804704let me guess, professor of some nonsense social "science"?
>>205804704Nigga straight out of a creepypasta
>>205804450which one do you reckon is the top?
oi rorke here is your civilisation https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734563791377068.mp4
>let me guess, professor of some nonsense social "science"?
I have never clicked a link in /brit/
>>205804830i’d smash
love clicking links me, love information me
Little Japanese fella flinching when you turn the big light on too fast
>>205804830so this is british culture in 2024...>niggar>niggar>niggarlmfao
>>205804830diversity is beautiful
back from the shop (with the cans)
>>205804830Our black people are better than your black people
>>205804855Here's a link to something you might want to see>>205804855
>>205804881pg6mmjiyjmcrsslvykfwnntlaru7p5svn6y2ymmju6nubxndf4pscryd.onionDare you to click this
>>205804830that's not a worksafe gif at all
dark theme. always.
>>205804830>i left that genteman on re(a)d>he ain't gonna fuck me unless i'm on periodsort of clever in a really dumb way. dreadful, mind.
>>205804932the fucking state of this country
Dogberg in action
Smoking a niggar
>>205804830kek the full burqa women at 29 seconds behind her
Applying for job on the 'inkedinWont hear back until January, mind.
Rishi Sumac
>>205805049in their own words it's payback for "colonisation", but we're too cucked to do anything about it. imagine telling our ancestors this is how it ends. it is what it is
Sir Moroccan Tagine
anime
Desperate for food. Too sick to get out of bed. A nightmare. A living fucking nightmare.
any text to speech sites/programs that dont sound robotic?
American women...
>>205805127immigrants complain about immigrants though. i cant imagine pakistanis want to live next to christian nigerians. they're both far far more racist and bigoted than any british rorke. no idea why leftypol campaigns for such hatred to be brought here.
>>205805168Alri Lenny Kravitz
>>205804830I went to London for the first time in 2004 and heard black people say the n word and I literally burst out laughing because it sounded so stupid. it's just black british people with an identity crisis larping as black americans because they have the same skin colour. its just as ridiculous as low class white americans walking around saying 'oi cunt' and starting nfl football hooligan gangs
>>205805028What the fuck is clever about that
>>205805168>Army veteranHard to sympathize with a baby-killer
got my ticket for tonight, that money is mine
>>205805162get the brown on the bike to brave the rain and deliver sustenance
>>205805181because they all wanted to be immigrants to a white country. not immigrants in a "multicultural" country, surrounded by the same or worse people they left their original country for.
>>205805127it couldn’t be that the UK is a wealthy, stable country that people want to live in. No it has to be a malicious conspiracy
Dogshit thread
If I were PM I would jail people for having low standards and being ok with that
>>205805253I'd still have to get out of bed to get it at my door. Plus I don't use any of those delivery things because I'm a racist and I know who my money would be going to.
>>205805181need to kick all them them outthe wogs, the pakis, they just don't belong here
>worth half a trillion>160 IQ>12 children >in direct contact with the most powerful politician in the world>will take humanity to the stars
>>205805304>I don't use any of those delivery things because I'm a racist and I know who my money would be going to.based
>>205805168omg
>>205805281next one will be better
>>205805304>I'm a racist and I know who my money would be going to.good lad
>>205805323ok
>>205805332Sanest woman
>>205805323tybm
>I'm so smart I'll never give those foreign companies my business>Woe is me, I starve! Call the priest, it is my final hour!
>>205805323hope he sees this
>>205805323the british boer man marches on
>>205805384oh, adam, what will we do with you?
I'm ALWAYS saying 'woe is me'
>>205805323and yet, despite all that, and despite being on the correct side, I still find him cringeworthy
>>205805323Why are his eyes parallel with his ear canals?
>>205805323he really has 12 children? but reddit said he was an incel
>>205805304chuckling
>>205805439what an autistic thing to notice
Used to know a very well-educated Yank lass who thought it was 'woah is me'
Don't tell him but I just bought Diego a copy of the Sort The Fuck Out Of Your Shit Fucking Life, You Cunt self-help book (foreword by Matt Haig) A perfect Christmas present
>>205805460That'll be on account of my autism I reckon
Couldnt have a pint with Elon or Trump so dont like em simple as
woe is me
God is mocking me by making me racist in a world full of wogs, maybe if I serve him he will make the White man rise again
>>205805323need this implemented into the bogdanoff pasta
>>205805444has contact with 2 of them
>>205805480i got him a charlie xcx calendar and a year's sub to pinknews
The Mrs is in a bad mood lads :/
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>>205805517if you people really care so much about this retarded shit why not move to poland or something?
>>205805530but he isn't a virgin so he isn't an incel he is just a shit dad
>>205805558sounds gay
>>205805168lesson learned: if you say to somebody "i actually hope that you kill yourself" and then they kill themselves, it's very bad optics
>>205805558Reminds me of Sky Arts showing old music, all these edgy punk bands and then the show is sponsored by St. James' Place
>>205805573Poles aren't white
Universal religions like Christianity force you to accept wogs as one of your ownThat's why only native ethnic religions make sense. Worship the gods of your people
NEW >>205805597>>205805597>>205805597
>>205805210did they get hard r'd in the past too?
rorke snatching his uber eats off the delivery jeet without saying a word
Sent some cunt flying at the Ice Rink outside the natural history museumSpat on them just to be sure they got the message
