dua lipa edish
>>205805597>dua lipaluv her
>>205805597Haha yeah it’s a shitty weather today anyway, One albanian sex please
>>205805597
wanking a shite
Phew. I'm knackered, folks.Being a trans artist is exhausting!
How would you even know if most English people were using the 'hard r'?t. rhotic chad
If Elon Musk was here you'd all be rimming him like how Geordies rim Saudis But I wouldn't
>>205805669really like those planet of the ape films desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeUtGVfolEshave it baldy, shiny bowling ball crome dome hairless freak!
mental health in absolute tatters
it's mad to me that British companies are advertising that they explicitly prioritise applicants from a "global majority", didn't think I'd live to see the day when being a minority was a bad thing. But it makes sense now that you can't really speak about minorities any more, considering how many pakis and niggers there are in UK, so they have to change the vocabulary to keep skullfucking the native Britons.
Planet of the Rorkes
how’d everyone’s xmas shopping go lads?
>>205805744Yes you would. Elon Musk is a giganonce but if he were here I’d be rizzing him up and he’d absolutely love me
>>205805786done a frankie macdonald tornado siren scream at this post
>>205805788Yeah perfect haven't paid for a thing yet and none of the security guards have noticed
They WILL treat us well when we're a minority, right /brit/?
>>205805780didn't care in the last thread either mate
>>205805773cheer up its christmas
>>205805788Still barely done anyGoing out in a few minutes
left or right?
Elon Musk and Donald Trump join the 'how many pajeet cocks can we suck'-competition; insiders say British politicians are worried they might lose the pole position.
Scanning a TV as an avocado at the self checkout and walking out post haste
>>205805842just sent me over the edge you have
>>205805806That's you. Not me
>>205805788did most of mine last month mate
>>205805857leftshe has a ummmmm nicer face
>>205805868>being able to afford avocadosalri literal millionaire
>>205805825based>>205805847basedbought everyone cheap but thoughtful gifts, except for my mum who got expensive and thoughtful gifts. enjoy the book and teapot mum
>>205805857i'll have rightvery much like small breasticles
>>205805857Neither, I'm Asian fannard only
>>205805857Left
i love japan
>>205805881Don’t bother denying it
>>205805857mere clapmeat for dem pirates on dem lil rubber boats
>>205805865how do you feel about britain?
>>205805841you should have cared then and now
get the porn watched
Like small everything, me
>>205805938post somewhere else mate you are pure misery and it's the silly season, be jollier
>>205805937i liked it, it's a shame it's destroyed.
>>205805444Redditors are all maladjusted incel losers who use the internet to vent their shit lives
>>205805958*jiggles your belly*Clearly not big fella
Here he is!
>>205805972go fuck yourself
>>205805918they look very odd with light hair don't they
>>205805977it really is
could someone PLEASE wank me off
>>205805597more like pooa peepa
>>205805780Ignorance is bliss.I just don't care anymore.
might treat myself to a christmas wank
>>205806019exactly what i’m talking about mr scrooge
>>205806116Fuck off retardGo and measure the weight of your balls
>>205805771ktim, never knew men were such pussies about shaving their head
>>205806098screminh
The last face 54 year old Claire Knights saw as she was brutally bludgeoned to death by an immigrant for no reason
Got toil at 18:00 pm this evening
weedman got killed by a black guy
>>205806116Based, focus on yourself
playing EU4 and getting monstrously angry with my AI allies
Thinking about New Year’s resolutions ladsMight give up the wanking
>>205806158
>>205806170what country ladberg
wtf #PoleabooNewBlog is trending
>>205805771>You don’t see the hair on the pillows, or on the shoulders, or all over the bathroom and especially the massive loss when you shower and have a drain full of hairThat's just cos they have long hair lol
>>205806134I don't get it
>>205806158she looks like she voted for it
>>205806179I'm on the semen retention currently.Time to leave porn in 2024 de led.
better get to bed, got a big day of buying drugs and pouring beers tomorrow
>>205806200maybe she called his tattoo stupid
>>205806205He's pissing blood so is probably extremely ill
Dear me, absolutely scha-teeming.Chicken bacon bake in the air fryer.
>>205806249good job
Sir Claire Knights
>>205806230Hopefully you don't make it to 2025 you sad little cunt MarmiteMan
>>205806202kasihta - trying to go for a native american run
>>205806273Bizarre post. Don't really know who that britfeel person is
blud is pretending he's having gay sex in morrocoo for attention :skull:
*hangs out my smeggy bedroom window*YOU SCUMBAGYOU MAGGOTYOU CHEAP LOUSY FAGGOT
>>205806214It is quite mental how many young lads think they're balding because they don't have a 2 inch forehead, or think their parting is a bald spot, or start noticing that they shed hair every day (which they always have)Social media done a number on zoomoids
Sir Leaflet Deliverer
far too invested in the conflict in Myanmar at the moment
DO NOT like pie charts
Christmas is so fucking exhausting and it gets more miserable each passing year
>>205806296>play meme countries>get memed on
>>205806166Weedman got run over by a reindeer, Walking to my house with that Sour Deez
*sings the extra-rapey version of lts Cold Outside*
>>205806388>Morrissey releases Christmas song
*plop*
>>205806388How is it exhausting for you? You don't go out
>>205806379who's winning
Sir White Replacer
>>205806391look - when I'm trying to invade my neighbours with the help of my allies the very last thing I want for them to do is go on an adventure a million tiles away from the battle I'm currently losingthere's not even any enemies over here, they've just fucked off for no reason
Sir matplotlib Pie(uint8_Immigration)
>>205806464
Top prediction for 2025: Finasteride is banned in the UK and EU, causing mass suicides
been a while since a /brit/ poster got doxxed
The Sir X Yer gimmick is gimmick of the year easily
I'd never say this if he was here but Diego was bvsed today
>>205806249kek at the street view outside that pub, what the fuck was happening?
>>205806502Diego didn't answer my question on father christmas because he's a COWARD.
>>205806492I will concede to this if you can show me a single instance of this being funny at any point after the thread where it debuted
>>205806492sad that we're going to have to retire it in 2025
>>205806464um
If you're so very good-lookingWhy do you sleep alone tonight?
>probably the biggest female singer on earth after taylor swift>date this dorky jewish niggaI do not understand the female race ladsI just don't get it
Get on the fucking beers you cunts
sir issue conceder
>>205806431Hard to say and heavily depends on Chinas involvementAt the moment i’d probably cautiously say the NUG (rebel alliance) are winning against the military junta; however the junta still controls the major cities
>>205806526He also evaded my question about secular Christmas films. I think he's worried God has started paying attention to him so is avoiding controversial questions
Sir Trans Porn
>>205806565Mental how hard and fast she hit the wall
Sir Ex Wire
>>205806588that inland mountainous region of southeast asia is a fascinating part of the world
>>205806565she just enjoys homewrecking
>>205806565very feminine of you to care about her status and wealth when she looks like a skeletal goblin
>>205806577Can't got toil in 1.5 hours
Poleaboo to come back at Christmas only to introduce 190cm's return Like Paul McCartney bringing Ringo on stage to play the drums on Helter Skelter
>>205806621certainly is, Burma has always been a dream location of mine to visit so I hope one day the fighting will stop
>>205806649Didn't ask you ya trans cunnntttttt
sir willy poster
Sir Beer Drinker
>>205806649>Can't got toilit's "don't have" you illiterate freakstop impersonating african americans
New life peerages list just dropped>Thangam Debbonaire>Marvin Rees OBElmao
>>205806664anyone remember emmet?>>205806475her cock looks like mine
Scranning a Phoskito lads x
Fun fact, I masturbate at least once every day.
building a bridge on the river kwai
sold btc, tsm, and tsla last night after everything they decided to shut the government down and everything started to really nosedive. bought a smaller amount of tsla and tsm just now (learning risk managment)
>>205806249our roads are really third-world tier arent they
>>205806682>Thangam DebbonaireSounds like a pajeet Bond
>>205806751would love to deep sniff her arsehole
>>205806789probably smells of poo
going to have a fag and play mtg fuck this gay earth
you're having a laugh
>>205806820metal tear golid?
https://voca.ro/1538hgYJdvzx
>>205806608the 'zempic reaper
>>205806682Sir Brendan Barber
>>205806741Nothing Rorke can do about that one!Enjoy big dawggg
Sir Buccal Fat Remover
Sir Liz Truss
>>205806853Nah it’s not Ozempic, it’s veganism lol
Any good festive porn lads?
>Spain has a 37.5 hour legal max working weekI was born in the wrong COUNTRYYYYYY
>Gavin and Stacey's Christmas special will NOT be the end of the iconic sitcom as creators James Corden and Ruth Jones announce surprise new installment
>>205806846need multiple distractions to keep me from losing my mind
>>205806914Yeah, don't care.
>>205806914many such cases
guess the wordpeople who annoy youn_ggers
>>205806912minutes before boppin on soul poles
>>205806769Nearly all of my pension and savings are invested in the US economy.Mental just how powerful you lot really are.
>>205806909Those are my hours. I've spent all day on 4channel thoughever
why would tyson fury do this
>>205806955NIGGERS
>>205806968welfare prison state
>>205806912hate her but want to shag her rotten
>>205806940i dont give a shit about killing people to protect your home but shooting them in the back as they're fleeing is a bit much
>>205806940Based
>>205806994uhm...it's naggers
>>205806872Cheers fella x>>205806909I swear Spaniards work some of the longest hours in Europe. They all finish work so late
Disgustingly good tune
Nearly home time ladsMight go for a pintMight not
>>205806991those are some hood names LOL
OFAH Christmas special but it's just Damien bringing his trans kid to visit Del in a nursing home where he's abused by Nigerians
what happened
>>205805597love her so much bros
Might go to Venezula
>>205807032How comes you don't use your trip anymore lad? Unironically miss it
>>205807037i hate it i hate iti ha ha ha ha hate ithere we gooooororkeing all over the world
>>205806991naming his child Vuvuzela Fury is part of his culture and if you don't like it he'll batter you with his giant fists
>>205807037alri matt
>>205807037We get it mate you have AirPods lol
>>205807078The rise of 4chan
>>205806991I would shag left
>>205807078Occupy Wall Street
Cans secured from bossman
>>205807037youre not wrong
>>205806872Why'd you reply to yourself tho lmfaoooo
Might get this Israel-Palestine matter sorted this evening if I've got time
>>205806991gypsy feet
>>205807051Still not as dark as that actual scene where they've got Uncle Albert on some weird life support machine
>>205807143Literal nothingburger and always would have been
>>205807101Preferred to be a bit more lowkey, didn’t want to be a thread personality anymore. Too much pressure :/ hardly post here anymore desu
>>205807139kys nonce
>>205807125Was trying to hide my name
>get served in HMV by the cutest girl I've ever seen>she even laughs at something I saidday utterly ruinedfuck me I need to die
Sir Sheep Shearer
>>205807171Can you use it for one post? Just to verify it's you? So I know :(
>>205807101he got it banned for posting cp on /sp/
>>205807171You were never a personality to begin with lmao
>>205807050gypsies are the black people of white people tbf
>>205807176waiting for them lil boats to arrive>>205807217cronem's delight
>>205807214happened to me too
>>205807214>she even laughs at something I saidwas it "would you go out with me" ?
>>205807214Get a move on then
>>205807218Sorry mate. Maybe on Christmas Day to wish all the Spainoholics merry Christmas>>205807223Sure lol
>>205807037here we goooooooosaka and emile smith roweeeee
And that's toil done. Have a nice Christmas lads, and I'll see you in the new year!
rainstein ruining my incelwalkberg
>>205807269brutal
>>205807263inviting the basketball playing thugs over
mad how much of a freak i am, i exclusively watch youtube and twitch and all i do i play vidya and read manga
drunk and high
>>205807285Nah think you may be imitating ol' Spaino. Game's gone.
>>205807289Clocking off, 77th?
>Libertines hellraiser Pete Doherty turned back on rock 'n' roll excess and tragedy and now hardest struggle is beating cheese addiction and diabetesdeary me
>>205807269lol
Sir Spamming Reporter
>>205807291would you like to misuse the gimmick a little more, incelmongruntbergsteinwitz?
>>205807307blog on neurotypical
>>205807269loool I'm so funny proving it by replying to myself and using a bradley image
>>205805780>The University of Oxford's Migration Observatory says that if current trends continue, the white British population will become a minority before 2070.we'll still be the only ones working paying bennies to all the wogs
>>205807307I don't even play vidya or read manga
Is this how english people look like
>>205807346that's not me you faggotstop ruining my moment this is the highlight of my week
did somebody say beveragino
No beer for meAs nightshift toil looms
>>205807307for me it is donating bits to twitch streamers with low viewers, the simulated social interaction is so fun
>>205807412Drink on the job
>>205807368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZspaFwJ3Zs
>>205807368love are harvs, remember when he ripped the top of the chest freezer just so he could eat the frozen chips haha x
>>205807315Don’t mind if you think that lad. As I said I’m just an ordinary civilian now x
Going for a run
>>205807315Bro is having a conversation with himself to pretend he's famous lmaooo
doing a cheeky euro millions win tonight
>>205807420>with low viewersyou can just type messages in the chat for free
>>205807412Me except I will be having ten beers
>>205807078The rich panicked after OWS and diverted anger into harmless racialism
Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter opening a children’s hospital.
>>205807390been getting steaming since 1pmchristmastoil is in full effect
>>205807434utterly bizarre post
>>205807492good lad. do it while we can before starmer bans christmas boozing to appease the muzzies
>>205807431Why the sudden change though? Is it all of the schizos like dtfic seething about you 24/7 that tired you out? I can understand if so. Makes a lot of sense actually if that's the case
will commiemong be celebrating Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8RftxS8vuU
aside from HMV was also doing general christmas shopping in townso, so, so, so, so many coupleslads far uglier than me and yet they've known intimacy and lovehaha.
>>205807470i do but i like donating because it gives them a sense of accomplishment
Shall be sippin on this tonightToil colleague gift
>>205807530ffs don't set him off lad
>>205807552grim
>>205807552bet your bf will love that x
>>205807552gehteen
I have to work in christmas eve, how do I cope
You remember when Muslims at supermarkets were refusing to check out people at tills who had gammon and alcohol one Christmas
Having a full on convo with yourself on 4chan because you're a lonely incel looooooool
>>205807530Christmas is bourgeois religious yokelism
>>205807583Will you be spamming about black men over christmas or are you taking the day off
>>205807552vocaroo how you say this
>>205807600cannibalism
bourgeois religious yokelism timemistletoe and winecomrades toiling in soviet mines
>>2058076002 more scrandemics
>>205807600Why are Ukrainians eating themselves?
>>205807527Just got bored and stopped posting for a few weeks while I was here in Spain over the summer and never really missed it. Started posting again and I just couldn’t be bothered using the trip so I never turned it on againAnd schizos still obsess over me whether I use the trip or not lol so it hasn’t changed anything there
>>205807600
Razorlight, Kaiser Chiefs, Maximo Park, The Kooks, The Pigeon Detectives, The Fratellis, The Cribs, The Rakes, The Enemy, The View, Milburn, The Futureheads, Jack Penate, Klaxons, Mystery Jets, Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong, Little Man Tate, The Maccabees, The Young Knives
Reading up on Jimmy Savile. The only conclusion I can come to is that there was a massive conspiracy by everyone he knew and everyone in charge of major British media outlets to not only hide his crimes but to actually aid and abet him as well. It’s got to be the biggest media coverup in British history. Utterly shameful.
fell in love in tesco
This bender on deal or no deal is catastrophic. don't think he knows how to play desu
Hunter's getting the better of me. Haven't eaten in 36 hours and it was just a round of bread. Dunno how them African kids do it.
>>205807702literally all forgettable shite
He's turned off his Spanish VPN to workshop a reply to himself right now
>>205807681That's fair enough, this place is definitely shite and I've stopped coming here as often as I used to. Too many schizos and spammers, too much shite to endure. Not worth it.All the best to yourself lad and Merry Christmas when it comes
was browsing the self-test kits at boots and looked at the hypothyroid one, symptoms:>tiredness>depression>sensitive to cold>dry skin and hair>muscle achesshall report back with the results
>>205807754he really is pathetic
>>205807754>>205807759
>>205807733Hunter what
>According to one former Broadmoor nurse, Savile said he engaged in necrophiliac acts with corpses in the Leeds General Infirmary mortuary. Savile was said to be friends with the chief mortician, who gave him near-unrestricted access.
>>205807708https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier
Blud wished himself Merry Christmas
>>205807794Brit’s are actually evil they disgust me and let sickos like this rule them
>>205807759Cheers lad, same to you x
>>205807444>>205807346>>205807693>>205807774>>205807807literally one person posting all of these
>>205807740Mental how badly he mindraped you :/
>>205807807scremaing
>>205807702straight back to my first ipod nano in high school in 2007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnXv0SrZCkU
>>205807807
>>205807849yeah mate turn on the South African VPN just to make one cope damage control post, that's really convinced us you're not a sad freak lol
Peng
Dispatch or despatch lads?
>>205807926depends
>>205807740Mental how badly you mindraped him
>>205807926Despatch
DTFIC giga melty incoming
>>205807937or dipends?
>>205807906looool done im
>>205807926thispatch
Getting some fake receipts printedGot all the iPhones lined up on my AirBNB bedroom wallGot the neighbours calling the guardia civil after I start chucking paella at the bedroom wall during a melty
>>205807963kys
>>205807989You have mindbroken dtficHe's getting worse every day
>>205810790>>205810790>>205810790
It up, Janny, clean it
>>>>205811065>>205811065>>205811065nee
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