Mystery edition>>205809899Can you decipher the message?
first
>>205813843reminds me of this
what do the blurred cards say??
>>205813959That's what I'm trying to fucking figure out bro
back from the airport
this place sucks
All American men are sissies, no exceptions.
Too much rain here.
>>205814627send some rain over here please
>>205813959Last row: NIGGERSMiddle row: Ends with K so likely FUCKTop row: Only an I could fit
this shit's back
>>205815977FUCK
>>205815977I've never encountered this, but that would be how I drop youtube. I rarely use it outside of diy how to videos.
>>205815977got this too, driving me nutscopy this on ublock filtershttps://pastebin.com/ZmHScB7s
>>205815977Firefox + noscript + adblock plus = easily clicked awayit doesn't prevent the popup, but you just close it out and it doesn't appear on subsequent videos. only after you delete all cookies will it reappear again.
this soup is too spicy
>>205817506haha americans be like "this soup is too spicy"
>>205817506I had spicy soup and it caused some scar tissue in my urethra to become inflamed and prevented me from peeing
>>205817590why did you eat it through your penis?
Has anyone else noticed food slowly getting jeetified? Pizza places and donair places sell a good amount of Indian-centric dishes now. Tutti Frutti dessert café has almost entirely rebranded itself around Indian cuisine when it had no such options just 10 years before.
>>205817764Not in my area but when I go to urban shitholes it's noticeable. Everything is TANDOORI or NAAN or TIKKA MASALA now. They are trying to force their awful diarrhea soup food on us the way they did with the UK. Everything there is just curry shops and kebabs now. Fish and Chip shops are closing down and being replaced with third worlder slop houses, apparently jeets don't like fried potatoes and fish but they love soupy hot bowls of liquid shit.
4chan is full of smelly rude ogres
https://youtu.be/_JZom_gVfuw?list=RDZYb_8MM1tGQ
package has arrived
>>205818365I got your package right here, pal.
>>205818365Hell yeah
Don't get fresh with me, you know he's right.
damn why is cum so dead
>>205818693There's more sites on the internet. 4chang is dogshit in 2024. It had a good 21 year run. Glowniggers are angry that it's dying.
>>205818693There's a second one up for some reason
>>205819202didnt notice
I really needed to SHIT and all the men's stalls were occupied, so I went into the family/disabled/neutral washroom, which had stalls, but wide. 2 women were in there chatting and bickering while doing makeup in the mirror. One of them REALLY mumbled "does a man have to come in here..." and sighed. She sounded mad that a man was using the GENDER NEUTRAL washroom. Really makes you think.
4chang is not a Japanese company.Moot didn sell 4chan to Hiro.4chan is an American registered LLC.https://trademarks.justia.com/858/67/4chan-85867485.htmlThe real owners of 4chan is the moderation.Namely>Abib principal administrator of 4chan >RapeApe (GrapeApe) principal groomer and head moderator >Hunter principal pedophile and glownigger (((moderating))) /b/ >Gay Irwin (with a J) He's one of the principal person reponsible for the state of 4chan >He's the person who sold 4chan to international interests >He's also the person who use psychological warfare to try to manipulate 4chan userbase Them, with a handful of moderators that groom and abuse 4chan since it's inception, are the real owners of 4chan.They're the peoples behind the spam.The low quality of every boards.More spam again.They're guilty of being complicit. They are accessory to the crimes and should be jailed.>An accessory to a crime is someone who helped commit the offence without actually taking part in it. It is similar to the crime of “aiding and abetting,” though you can be an accessory even if you were not present at the scene of the crime. Many states differentiate between helping someone after they committed the crime and helping them before committing it.When will Hiro the pedophile be jailed with the rest of the 4chan sellout moderation?>S c h w i m m e r @ l e a s o n e l l i s comPleas ask Mr. Schwimmer the jew lawyer where the money is coming from.
>>205815977AYY LMAO
>>205819320LMAO what did they expect
Been eating canned oysters for their protein and zinc content but I don't really dig them unless they have some strong sauce
>>205819618i love oystersstop being gay and man up
>>205819633I slurp them up raw from the half shell, like 4-5 in a night
Reply to this post and let me know if you celebrate Christmas or not, I'm curious to know what you cumbums actually believe in.
>>205819886i would but im an afterthought to people
>>205819918idk what that means, can you elaborate? You would celebrate it but you don't because...you don't?
>>205819886i celebrate winter solstice
>>205820081i have no ability to celebrate it
>>205820138they make prosthetic hands and if that's too much trouble you can just pay someone to gift wrap stuff for you, no excuses.
>>205820248buy me something
>>205820390What would you like for Christmas?
>>205820427Damn that Apu's dance really goes with the song
>i celebrate winter solstice
>>205820425a family and a modest income
I am 40 and I have no woman, I have no children, I have no house, I have no friends, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.
>>205820633Shut the FUCK up
Schizojeet on a mad one
A lot of websites went to shit after the early to mid 2010s, I'm not even saying this as a nostalgia thing either I genuinely believe the sites operated better
>>205820459i wish i was as bad ass looking as this mofo
>>205820667Is this how you cope?
>>205820687Don't worry brother I got it to 310 with my genius posts>>205820639>>205820675
>>205819886of course(Im jewish)
>>205820698
I have the worse life on /cum/
guess no one cared about what i got in the mail
>>205820748Worse than that one Canadian who lives in a pantry?
>>205820764What did you get in the mail
>>205820743>search bar gets deselected halfway through typingTHIS SHIT INFURIATES ME TO NO END. IT HAPPENS ON THIS FUCKING SITE TOO
>>205820806see >>205818493
>>205815013im back thanks for the concern lad.
BrosI have to have to have to have my face sat on by a cute girl soon or I'm going to go insane
if i had the money i would buy a prostitute im sick of waiting to lose my virginity
>>205820826NiceI have 800 hours in the video game version
Just watched some cinamoroll hillo kitty episodes on youtub. Cant see why that girl was obsessed with the character. Its slop
>>205820859Have you ever had a girl sit on your face?
>>205820478Hmmm I don't know where to get you either of those. How about this semi-rare Pepe instead?
>>205820818The one that drives me up the fucking wall is the last point in the green text when the page jumps around while you’re clicking, and makes you click on the wrong thing. Especially when it makes you click an adIt’s a security issue, albeit not so much if they’re blocked; but sometimes you’re on a webpage that won’t even function unless you disable Adblock
>>205820723Good.
>>205820891do you have all the trophies?
>>205820896Yes! It's heavenly.It's been almost a year since the last time though :(
>>205820920Yes, I have all the items, I even unlocked Godhead
Phew! I nearly posted an epic your mom joke, but I realized at the last second that the joke has a gay/tranny-type double meaning…
i'll now countinue my vidya
>>205820921I've done it before too why don't you just get a girl who likes getting oral (every girl)
>>205820965Can you give me a (You) incase the joke was directed at me? I hate to miss out on a (You)
>>205820921>>205820978What do you do while she's sitting on youWhat does she do
>>205820954nice
>>205820992Asking for yous is like paying for sex. It's not real and doesn't go towards your body count
>>205820978Anon, I haven't been with any girl in almost a year. I moved across the country, and it's harder to approach women when I'm completely alone>>205820993I actually like to eat her out and make her cum first in a normal position because I can't properly pleasure her while she sits on my face. I just jerk off, or have her jerk me off. I lick her.
ace ventura fart detective
>>205821061haha
fartman forever
>>205821057do her boobs face you or is it the other way around
Quads for everyone else in /cum/ not getting a gf in 2025 and me using the combined unsued luck on winning the lottery instead
>>205821100I prefer the other way so I'm engulfed in her buttcheeks. It's kind of a passive thing, I just like how it feels on my face
BREAKING: skribbl game scheduled for tonight at 9pm eastern time be there or be square
>>205821108quads for the opposum of this
magnum fart
>>205821120can you see anything during it
>>205821121I'll be on a plane sorry>>205821149
tried to make a post 2 fucking times and both times its got filtered fuck this
>>205821125No more quads until 2222, anon
fart to the future
>>205821149Ideally no, I like to be completed covered. In a more 69 type position, I can see her butthole
>>205821121no way kiddo
>>205821154you cant play skribbl on a plane?
>>205821188sounds hot
>>205819886yes, i do. im catholic.
>>205821190I'm not paying 30 dollars for wifi that doesn't even work
>>205821189mouse nonce not invited
>>205821121ill make it
1 more hour until i get drunk
Last digit decides how many tall and I drink tonight
when is this haircut making a comeback?
>>205821260bro its literally just what what day is it
>>205821209Yes, it's my fetish. Apparently some guys aren't into it, which I think is crazy. A man who doesn't eat pussy is no friends of mine
new bench pr
Evens I drink rum and eat In n OutOdds I drink rum and eat In n OutRepeating digits I drink water and make a salad
>>205821296Kid n Play were funny. Benimaru Nokkaido lookin head ass
>>205821312I'd like to but I'm a virgin
>>205821298friday
>>205821226it will be worth it i swear >>205821235based
>>205821154where are you going?
I want to to go the gym but it's hard to drive with astigmatism at night. Fuck winter
>>205821260basedI just found 60 cans of Heineken in the basement that was hiding
>>205821342I'm technically a virgin too because I've never stuck my penis in a vagina. I just do oral and foreplay with the girls I sleep with, I'm saving PIV sex for a girlfriend. Also I'm not like a Chad or anything, I get laid about once a year, my body count is only 3
I shouldnt have pinched that pimple. Now it looks like I got a anthill on my cheek
>>205821411for me? it's going to be rioja
>>205820766ya
>>205821386Baltimore (home)>>205821355I'll think about it
Finally fixed my Korean shitbox and now it runs better than the day I bought it
>I'm technically a virgin>I just do oral and foreplay with the girls I sleep with>my body count is only 3>onlywhy are normies like this?
>>205821331based
>>205821481I know a dude who has fucked over 150 girls, 3 is nothing for normies
>>205821393cheeky round of calisthenics mayhaps?til it’s -theNics not -theTics
I got my dick sucked and ate girls out for the first time at 20 and considered myself not a virgin until I actually had sex and realized I was coping
>>205821515At that point is just becomes disgusting, there's no way you can fuck that many women without catching an STD
>>205821515i swear you shmucks will do anything to fit in
Three is what girls want to hearEvery girlfriend was told I've been with three girls because then it sounds like you only have sex in committed relationships
grilled some mushrooms for lunch
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BNI0k3Yn5Sk?feature=share
>>205821558what is eating pussy like do you bite the flaps?
NORMIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Charlie Chaplin claimed to have slept with over 2,000 women.I think Wilt Chamberlain said he slept with more than 10,000
>>205821632/cum/ is a normie general
skibidi fortnite
nerdy computer guys are the biggest threat to our democracy
>>205821612I ate nothing but a big bowl of grilled mushrooms yesterday>>205821630Would you really want to do that to someone who could easily target your nuts?
>>205821651/cum/ is an incel khhv neet general
So what percentile are you /cum/
>>205821651/cum/ is a druk KHV gamer anime fan general
I used to post on /cum/ as an incel khhv back before Trump's election and then I lost my virginityI can't believe I've been here that longI should reinstall flags.....
>>205821637It's true. Wilt Chamberlain fucked more women than breast cancer
Bob and I had lunch today. I wish he wouldn't wear those lifts everywhere, but he thinks that no one notices. I don't know how to tell him that everyone notices.
>>205821699No it isn't /v/edditors get out
>>205821698>2017-19you aren't taking zoomers into account. That graph has significantly changed since the last 2-3 years.
>>205821698Lost mine at 20 three days before my 21st birthdayI told myself I'd kill myself if I was a 21 year old virgin
>>205821700Based classic /cum/ era poster
>>205821699>Anime Everything except that
>>205821749this is cope
normies don't post on 4chud, sorry you're not a normie
Why does aluminum not show up on an xray fluorescence tester?The only time i saw Al was when i was bored (board?) and tested a piece of wood and it showed 99.9% Al
>>205821759Oysterbay? CIA? LMM?I can't believe they're all dead now....>>205821776I'm not a normie I've been posting on 4chan since I was a child I'm fucked in the head
>>205821731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U18EuNN2D0>>205821762
>>205821798Manchester is still here (unfortunately)
>>205821487
>>205821772that graph assumes you're 24 in 2019 (higher end) which means in 2024, you'll be 29. Zoomer high end age band is 26 ish.
so hyped for the new souperman movie
>>205821854No Henry Cavill, no me watchy
>>205820902Nice SR
>>205821854>capeshitewwww
where are the sexicans?
>>205820766I'm still living in a pantry Cockroaches are gone though
>tfw doxxed myself on 4chan back in 2017 but it never caught back up to me in real life
alphoomers are already posting here
god DAMN
>>205821957One sec, let me contact your employer
/v/edditors be like "ewww capeshit I only like dark semen 47"
>>205821981does nothing for me
>does nothing for me
>>205821981does she have a cute pp?
>>205822022
>>205821957I doxxer myself like 2 times in /cum/ and nobody bugger me except one person added me on a certain social media site (bros 4 lyfe)
>>205821981Mid
>>205821854looks like crap, and i generally like dc capeshit
>>205822061why did you reply to me
>>205821957I sometimes worry about if people have scanned all social media/youtube/internet to build writing patterns/habits of people, then apply it to anonymous websites to get probabilities that X social media user is making a particular post on an anonymous message board.Then I remember that people were doing that 10 years ago, without LLM AIs.Depending on the board, it might still be able to be used against you, depending on if the archive is still there.
>>205822084to let you know that gays are not welcome
there's something really sick about grown men using the word "pp". gives off gay and pedophilic vibes
>>205822134I was quoting a gay, you retard
So I did end up going to the hospital. In a fucking ambulance. At least that much was free.Japniggas carried me out of the hotel on a stretcher lol.As I expected, they didn’t find anything and it ended up costing me €1200.But at least they gave me some painkillers and antibiotics. I hope that’ll do something.But I just tried to get up to take a piss and I could not stand. The pain was worse than before in a way even though I have more mobility.Might have the GF do some stretching on me or something.Anyway the doctors were all female and all super young and all very sexable!
>>205822136PP4PM
>>205822155
>>205822090To be fair its probably only corporate gigs and jobs which require a security clearance that would warrant a search that thorough
>>205822136They're all sick. Whenever I see a gay post all I see is a mentally damaged individual
>>205822163fk japan arc?
>>205822136doesn't help that most of the time they use pp it's to put down a moid for foid attention>small pp energy
>>205822199i thought it was the creep anon
>>205822136You must not interact with zoomers that often
fk died in christmas attack
>>205821981I mean I’d gladly sex her but she’s just a blonde fuckdoll.Doesn’t make me go “god damn”.Just my two cents!
I used to be able to eat 2 large pizzas in one sitting + some other slop, last few months my appetite has shrunk a lot but idk why. This happen to any of the oldfags here?
i am such a pathetic waste of life and a genetic dead end
fk had bad taste in feet but he will be missed
>>205822225fk is a creep! he says sexable and this guy is using € so i assumed...
>>205822277same
>>205822174I assume governments are doing it by default, and have been doing so for longer than 10 years. It's tough to say how many businesses would be doing it, I assume more than 0% and less than 100%, and likely will increase as time goes on.The thing I wonder about, is how long until it viable for the average consumer to do it reliably? And will anonymous posting be pointless then?4chan says that I own my posts, but without a way to provide proof of identity, it's mostly a way for them to cover their ass from lawsuits. Currently, at least.
>>205822199YaShort trip to Japan before I head back to Taiwan.I pray to Tenno that I’ll be somewhat free of pain by December 25th when the flight takes off.
>>205822245>42 year old kraut foot-fetishist posted hereweird to think he spammed American nigga memes all the time at that age despite not even being American
isn't fk an american citizen
>>205822245god I wish
the sixth fart
>>205822277stop cross dressing
>>205822294there's another creep but he's american. he used to post creep shots of jap women
>>205822281Source for your claim?
Well? What's it gonna be?
>>205822311are you going to try and fuck the ex again? don't do it, there are softer milkier soles
>>205821957South Dakota?
>>205822316Remember the Bulgarian who only talked in Zoomebonics?
>>205822295im almost 30 with no kids and i have all the free time i want and could do anything i set my mind to but instead of having kids and raising them and loving them forever i just sit in bed instead every time i get in a relationship the first thing i want to do is run and that’s if i don’t scare them off before i get tired of it im going to die alone and childless
guess her age, she followed me on instagram
Wish i had an affair with my neighbord wife behind his back desuThat'd be hot
>>205822446holy shit the average women is so mid yet has this insanely inflated sense of beauty. that girl is literally a 6/10 on the grand scale, she needs to stop behaving like a 9.
>>205822416Where did he go anyway Got sum puss after his secret santa and abandoned the incel forum?>>205822446Old enough to take dick, thats all
>>205822446nice pits ugly feet
>>205822523According to /balk/ he's an autistic LARPerProbably got tired of his persona
>>205822479Based wifefucker
>>205822416the lactose intolerant bulgarian
>>205822516>>205822523>>205822542she's 21
sminem
>>205822434Why do you act like it’s so hard for you to find a man, get fucked, and have your child?
>>205822617Hope he's doing okay
>clip my fingernail>the shard flies up into my lips
Letting everyone know i just did a big cum
>>205822277>>205822434Plenty of people marry and have kids past the age of 35 even
>>205822656he died in the bumfight lol
>>205822658
getting the sigil of lucifer tattooed tomorrow
imagine some american teen, legs akimbo, pussy spread and your face in that punani
>>205822650i havent found the right guy yeti am experimenting with a lot of different guys to find the right one, but its difficult. they dont want marriage
>>205822365Didn't one of them get shot
>>205822730Luckily you have the pretty privilege to choose from literally of thousands of men.
Spinster having a wall melty
>>205822758it isnt a privilege if they dont share your same goals and values. i have not found the one yet
why are all the black ladies obese?
>>205822730>>205822434>marriage and kidsIdk how youre finding guys that dont want this those are the literal exact things i wantThe only other requirements beyond loving thr children unconditionally are loving me and not being 100% disgusting to look at
>>205822730you are not me shut the fuck up you piece of shit
>>205822795Its a privilege since the numbers game is in your favor. Someone doesn't work out, move on to the one. Men don't get that privilege.
>>205822799High calorie diet, low activity life, bad genetics, culture of acceptance/glorifying fat for decades.
>>205822741yeah, one is in prison too>>205822658>trimming beard with scissors>clip moustache>single hair flicks up and into my fucking EYE>blink>it's now under my eyelid on my eyeball threatening to travel back into my head and into my brain where it will surely kill meyou don't know fear.
>>205822758that guy isn’t me he’s impersonating my posts and he’s a piece of garbage im not making any posts after this one so any of the posts you read after this one are not me just an asshole being a piece of shit
>>205822871Trying to defend some woman's honor online white knight lol
Id buy more cognac if it wasnt so expensive
>>205822876does it have a penis/dildo attached option
Once again mildly dreading the possibility of seeing exberg in public tonightWill probably upgrade to panic attack in the car later
>>205822871Hate when that happens
>>205822897shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about>>205822918he’s a prick and just wanted a tacit way to call me a whore which disgusts me
>>205822090The archive should be nerfed. There is nothing of importance here to be archived indefinitely.
>>205822946it's just a troll. You won't be mad anymore in 30 minutes, and by tomorrow you will have forgotten it happened
Fuck off, bitch.
>>205822909
Add me on diecord babygirl we'll start a family 5 years from now
>>205822906pronouncing it "cog-nack"
Oh fuck it's another "TrannyLARP" episode of the /cum/ show...*switches channels*
A mentally ill tranny is impersonating spinster? I swear trannies ruin everything
>>205822971Personally, I don't even think there should be total archives of anonymous posting. If some rando wants to screenshot a post, that's one thing, but mass archiving of every post on a board goes against the entire point of anonymous.Ideas should live and die by the post that says them, and we shouldn't be chronicling everything by default.
guys stop fighting please this is very triggering for my PTSD
your faggot simpery for some random whore online is sad
Spinster stop browsing this site during the day, it's full of mentally illness
>>205823114Not just a whore but a tranny whore too
Its not evennher lmao she doesnt type like this unless shes off her meds or sthIts a larp
>>205823135consider never posting instead actually, tranny lover
>>>/wsg/5762792Why don't Americans flamethrower down those goblis?
>>205823120It's true, /cum/ is way comfier once the sun goes downOkay my plane is about to take off bye everyone xoxo
>>205823166Xoxo gossip girl
Shut the FUCK up simpcel
>>205823149haha oops meant for this homosexual >>205823120This one too >>205823140
>herGo make a Discord or something you faggots
spinster more like snipster (mtf tranny)
i’m sorry
>gym closes at 9Decisions, decisions
Simps OUT"Women" OUT>>>/lgbt/ is this way
>>205823209she got banned on the /cum/ discord for posting nudes
>>205823218HRTinster
>>205822333checkedwho is that though
When you say simpcel are you just calling anyone that defends her that or is it a specific name for someone?
>>205823252my post was funnier sorry (not sorry)
>/cum/ discordAh so that's where the schizos hang out
>>205822434>30 unmarried with no eggsyou voted for this>>205822730>i'm """"experimenting"""" with a >lot of different guys>they dont want marriageyou're THIRTY you're in the sex only category
>>205823094>one time i added a mexican poster on discord because he asked>he sent me a photo of him so he asked for a photo of me>whatever i guess>i shared a photo with him>he immediately posted it on /int/ saying it was me>an american anon reverse searched my photo>i didn't know that it would lead to my quora account by reverse search>quora had a full name that was similar but not exact to my full name>years later retards from another imageboard got interested in stalking me and knew i posted on 4chan/int>they read through canadian posts here until they found one alias people knew me by on a general>they found the "dox posts">that imageboard solely refers to me by this quora name now>spam the only two pictures they found of me constantlythis was certainly a very helpful aspect of the archives, it was worth those posts being public info forever
>>205823304you should never give out personal photos to randos on the internet dude
>>205823304And you learned your lessonGood use of archives
>>205823327How much for a license to save this picture?
>>205823198>Seething so hard that you're replying to the wrong posts
https://youtu.be/cff-rhgM20s
>>205823368well they apparently spent an unusual amount of time and manpower looking for it by reading and cataloging canadian posts based on likelihood that they are me. AFAIK it took 5 months to find
>I'M 30 AND MY ENTIRE ROSTER OF MEN ONLY WANT TO FUCK AND NOT MARRY ME
Why is the US, an Anglo country, not a member of the Commonwealth of Nations?
>>205823304>getting socially engineered by a MexicanHey would you mind sending me a couple pictures of the front/back of your cards with your billing address? I'm gonna pay off your credit cards and add money on your debit cards.
>>205823304More western cultures should adopt the German laws for the "right to be forgotten online/erasure" or whatever it's called. We shouldn't be forever plagued by momentary lapses in judgment.
>>205823432because we're not part of the british empire, you moron
>>205823429NOBODY FUCKING CARES
>zoomies are finished their exams in gender studies and professional outrage>/cum/ turns into a smoldering shit heapyep.
>>205823432You fought a war to not be part of it.
>>205823472I literally said this yesterday and people said I was cray
>>205823454Who founded the 13 colonies
>>205823448https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Consumer_Privacy_Act
>>205823472younger than that. Im guessing freshman/sophomores in high school
>>205823498the country we kicked out in 1777, moron
>>205823482I know. But I still want to be in a union with my Anglo brothers
>royalist cucks in my /cum/
>>205823493>>205823501it's always "tranny this" or "suicidal that" and all i wanna do is grill
yall niggas gay lol
>>205823583>>205823583>>205823583
>>205823499The intentions of the act are great, the compliance can go fuck itself. Then it shits itself by saying that "publicly available information" isn't personal. That defeats the entire purpose.
>>205823568Nigga the average American loves gossiping about heckin Harry and Meghan Markle or whatever
>>205823610The "publicly available information" shit is so abusable. All this does is provide a legal loophole to excuse almost every incident. How the fuck do these people think doxing works?
